The Northernlion Live Super Show! (November 16th, 2020)

[@Leedark3]

So, while every cell DOES contain all the DNA needed to build a new bone, as you started, NL, not all of that DNA is actually active. Bits and pieces get "turned off" as cells become more specialized in the womb. So you can heal bone, but not regrow it from scratch, or even a significant amount. Some cells, like liver cells, retain more of those bits and pieces, hypothetically because they are less complex. This mechanism and specialization are necessary or we'd start to look really weird, as cells are constantly dying off and being replaced; the cells doing the replacing cannot be allowed to use the WHOLE code.

[@zephilandevol]

@@shemshate now we here

[@liamcoyle8518]

Currently watching from a greyhound bus. Couldn't ask for a more pogged docket

[@justinlariviere]

Are you sure it wasn’t a greywolf bus? Like maybe the last one?

[@KevinoftheHorde]

Where ya headed, brother? Tell us the tale

[@foxboy64]

the liver has pseudo regeneration. it can regrow the entire liver from like a fourth of the whole thing, one time. the new liver doesn't retain the same structure, the blood vessels get moved around and the ducts and such, any more than the one time and it stops being functional. true regeneration like a lizards tail or starfish does not happen in humans anywhere. "true regeneration" meaning that it regrows exactly the same way as the original and can do it multiple times.

[@foxboy64]

the liver is also the only organ in the human body with pseudo regeneration. all other body parts scar, as in they replace the damaged tissue with collagen which does not retain any of the function of the original tissue, it just fills a hole. on the plus side, of all the organs to get any regeneration at all its pretty swell that the liver got it. considering how much humans like to abuse the poor thing.

[@trevorstillson8126]

@@foxboy64 it's not abuse, it's /testing/

[@brodylopa4184]

What about the lungs? I thought they regrew

[@scientificbrony]

@@trevorstillson8126 wonderful!

[@foxboy64]

@@brodylopa4184 from what i understand the lungs and pancreas are right behind the liver. but they cant "regrow" in the same way. i think. they can heal damaged tissue so long as the general structure still remains but, if you cut out half of a persons lung i don't believe it would regrow to fill the cavity. the liver does do that. in any case, im not a doctor.

[@Malcolmlyndem]

I've never had more POGs secrete out of my cerebral neurons for any other sports replay other than the last Rocket League match

[@alecwilliams1556]

The docket, the guests. You know its gonna be a pogged show!

[@doghat1619]

not a perfect show though because it has you know who

[@ImEverythingYouCrave]

@@doghat1619 Josh?

[@trevorstillson8126]

@@doghat1619 who don't you enjoy?

[@oh_banana]

@@doghat1619 Northernlion?

[@alecwilliams1556]

@@oh_banana must make finding a good Nlss really difficult

[@CS0723]

My mum's a podiatrist so I've actually got an answer for this. When she was starting university, and had an aptitude for human bio, she literally just picked it because it was there. It had openings and she was in university. (This was about 30 years ago in Australia for a woman with 2 Italian immigrant parents for context). However her friend that she studied with was really interested in sport, and as a kid had a great experience with a podiatrist helping him with a foot injury while he was playing tennis or something, that inspired him to follow that line of work. Definetly not a flashy job, she works a lot with elderly, and it's not a healthy job because she spends a lot of time around foot dust, and it's not specialist money to a crazy degree, but she is able to work from home and has consistent, regular clients

[@ChoiceBandAzu]

“Foot Dust” Please explain.

[@CS0723]

@@ChoiceBandAzu she has a lot of ins with old folks homes and retirement villages in the area, so she seems less instances of sportspeople with injuries, and more cases of elderly people with corns and nail issues. She has essentially a human safe drill, and spends time with most of her clients using said drill to cut back growths and tidy up nails. So the mask is maybe her most important tool. Not the most glamorous job, but her patients love her, especially since they are older. Come Christmas they show up 1 by 1 with a small gift of some sort, really sweet honestly

[@justinlariviere]

NL says arbitrage more than any Econ professor I’ve had

[@Wertsir]

But does he say it more than your biology or English teachers?

[@ToxicNipples]

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[@ToxicNipples]

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[@ToxicNipples]

@@Wertsir c

[@FostyRetsof]

josh's demo's in that rocket league game had me dead lmao

[@joemelton2044]

It scares me a little that someone can graduate with a bio degree and think that your body could regrow an entire bone from nothing.

[@Wertsir]

What did you never watch the historical documentary series “Harry Potter” growing up?

[@trevorstillson8126]

One of my best friends has a parent who trains champion police dogs I was able to put a full suit on and have them tackle me, Ryan would absolutely be put down by literally any police dog

[@casterblaster99]

yeah he's actually insane if he thinks he can take on a police dog. They're absolutely terrifying

[@billpeel4408]

The dog's gotta be able to break down a door for a wellness check

[@locxas16]

But his plan is to crane kick the police dog, the optimal way to avoid getting his arms ripped off

[@Wertsir]

He would mindflood the police dog and kick it in the taint.

[@charliepekin8940]

That G2 rocket league saga was absolutely, undeniably pogged

[@andu1337]

That BO7 in rocket league was hype as hell!

[@matejplachta9460]

Who else misses Nick? (I do understand the reason why he lef, simply suddenly remembered how great of a part of the show he was)

[@alecwilliams1556]

For sure! Loads of old vods you can watch at least

[@NickBee]

I'm always out of the loop when it comes to Nick, what happened if it's not wrong of me to ask?

[@JA-fp3bk]

Forgive my ignorance, but why has Nick left?

[@JA-fp3bk]

Dang @Nick Bee we essentially had the same thought and commented it seconds apart.

[@Gabriel-to8uo]

I kinda don't tbh, his humour started to not fit in and he could be really awkward. And this is coming from someone that hates haHAA chat

[@hutsonbridge9000]

Just finished practice blessed timing.

[@davieslovesfloyd]

Those rocket league matches were insanely fun to watch

[@marksmit6718]

Apollo quoting 'ze end of ze world' took me BACK to 2003 right there

[@robertpoole9707]

Is the NLSS for the day he yeeted the VODs in tact anywhere? It's the only one I missed...

[@normandave3429]

Obviously Apollo is the kind of player to grab on jump showdown

[@shintaro_13]

Ryan can kill a bear and dog but not a 60 year old president. I dont fucking understand

[@ElPared]

I imagine Klumping as basically Crumping but with more farting.

[@brendanpowell9953]

I like it and I love it and believe it or not, I want some more of it

[@parahaxeus1267]

Jesus what an awesome rocket league segment. I was getting hyped up like it was a real sports/esports match

[@dakotadanderson]

Thank you for a great NLSS

[@ImEverythingYouCrave]

That rocket league best of 7 was neck and neck holy fuck.

[@beldonar]

NL has fully embraced the BM rocket league chat meta and I love it. Psychological Tactics work every time.

[@DannyMck]

1:43:00 that was fucking incredible. What a session gents. What a save!

[@TheRichardSilver]

'Take one of these and call me in the m-... Faking faking!' Hahaha lovely.

[@foalie23]

Gets Yeetus in the name, immediately approves 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BroKeNT1TaN]

To answer the knee question, I shattered my elbow and it repaired itself with assistance of bolts but yes you can rebuild cartilage.

[@nizizumi]

bruh how does josh always hit nl at the most crucial times.

[@hado5445]

Dude the rocket league segment was 10/10

[@robertotrittico4388]

I didn't need to sleep anyway you know

[@joebo6044]

This docket is so pog

[@Goombario37]

These 90 year old boomers are talking about stocks and I can't even fill my freakin' fridge

[@megabestvideos1]

POG!

[@TheSlizzer348]

I had a hole punched through my kneecap at 18/19 years old and 6 years later it’s never healed over, and it’s getting increasingly fucked as time passes

[@Shnarfbird]

Is apollo ok

[@memog.4910]

24:40 Woah!! Can't believe Mathas hopped into the call to give us his wisdom on waifu feet fucking! mathasGasm mathasWut

[@remigarreau870]

team rocket league is massively pogged

[@nevaryne0460]

Just so your aware there is an ocean of difference between Kraft singles processed “cheese” and real American cheese. Which comes from Wisconsin.

[@hyper_ex638]

i’m always so scared when you swear on stream it’s like hearing a kid swear

[@joshlindblad9893]

I miss the thumbnail of him cleaning soda off the sidewalk

[@Donovarkhallum]

I put american cheese in my ramen. The hot broth makes it oddly creamy. It has a good mouth feel.

[@colekarabinus8278]

Did anyone catch the frickin horse doctor bit attempt to get going!

[@domotoroOfficial]

Interesting docket

[@Fishingworth]

The e meme was farquad with markipliers face on it.

[@viking8796]

Yep, NL's skin on Fall Guys definitely looks like a dingdong.

[@eerie478]

he should be called lt dan lmfao, josh is the best

[@888ian2]

The first to are real docket status

[@wszczeklypiesz]

That bit about kneecaps growing back makes me really worried about the quality of education in Canada.

[@kyegg2538]

Grated parm in ramen is top tier.

[@TheScoutnation]

anyone got a link to chibbly owning NL?

[@supercritt8351]

dermatologist

[@elijahamgast]

Mr northern will u eventually be trying out the extra game modes? Would love to watch u play hoops and hockey

[@senshi2754]

Hes done it plenty of times before

[@elijahamgast]

@@senshi2754 when? I’ve watched every rocket league video he’s posted since he started playing a few weeks ago. Is it in a different NLSS or something?

[@darknessdash1853]

im 100% fine with them keeping my money if they cancel debt

[@Arkouchie]

I missed seggy 1 golf

[@EsotericCat]

Havent watched in forever and now we have apollo instead of austin and nl has a daughter??

[@davieslovesfloyd]

the future is now old man

[@billpeel4408]

NL's insufferable boomer comedian is a spot-on Dennis Miller

[@emorymarshall6441]

northern brion algorithim coment

[@dored85]

02:44:31 oh boy, are you wrong about outer wilds

[@daltonanderson929]

Bio major...

[@DoctorShroom]

47:47 ... Onyx 3 & Knuckles.

[@shaman666]

I don't believe in Phil Spencer

[@Xellos14]

Pog ending lol

[@gamex7025]

Peepee Poopoo check

[@p0migranate]

you 4 should play rocket league duos against each other sometime

[@lilflossin14]

I agree with Egglord its messed up but really I'd just kick the dog in the face. Easy win

[@TZerot0]

Hmmmmmmmmm, pog?

[@RND_ADV_X]

Josh, what is "not that good" about Little Shop? It's a good film, Josh. Films like that are very good films. For real tho, it's a great example of why films/games can't be where we teach how to do things right. It's only entertaining in the ways it's sooo wrong.

[@chezblob3628]

Yaaaaaaaaayyyy :)))))))) v o d b o i s

[@Pattonator14]

can i get a pog in chat please

[@ImEverythingYouCrave]

oh my gosh the first segment gave me such a headache

[@lilflossin14]

2:52:40 Nice hack dogboy

[@grimelex]

honestly the bm against your rocket league opponents was a bit much.

[@davieslovesfloyd]

what a save! what a save! what a save!

[@ms06fzakuii26]

nl you would do a lot better in rocket league if you didnt spend 90% of the match doing nothing

[@RipePlantains]

Apollo and Josh give way too much credence to police dogs. There's not a person on the NLSS that couldn't tear a low-tier police dog in half

[@MagikarpsSplash]

Whut, they would all die, maybe if it was a 2v1 situation.

[@landonazbill122]

First pee pee

[@stevenhageman8255]

Ryan: and I’ll tell you what year the song came out *guesses that toxic came out during 2003-2004 when it came out 2011*

[@nathanielwilliams8758]

You really did just look at the first google result without checking didn't you?

[@stevenhageman8255]

@@nathanielwilliams8758 yeah, it’s not that big of a deal to me. Feel free to educate me if that’s incorrect.

[@stevenhageman8255]

@@nathanielwilliams8758 oops I did it again was 2004.... 2011 seems to be correct man.... you have some extra sauce I don’t know about or?

[@MrZelnoth]

@@stevenhageman8255 the single was released in january 2004. The 2011 release you were looking at is a live version of the song.

[@PleasantWhale]

1:33:00 Th-... There are people who... Think that turning your head IRL turns your head in the game...? Like it somehow gives you a better view? Y'know that, "son, I am disappoint" meme? That's me rn looking at humans. pls, stop bein' goofs. 2:57:55 This sounds more like you're upset that comedians criticize your demographic, rather than you're giving honest criticism. NL, yer generation does kinda suck. But here's the dirty little secret, all generations are stinky. Can't get upset cuz someone insulted yours, kek. I'm 25, a millennial like you, and we do indeed have some turds among us; like every other generation.

[@KevinAccetta]

Man.. the NLSS needs (imo) a change in game variety. I find this golf game boring to watch, same with Rocket League. And I'm burned out on Fall Guys. I'm fine with having the golf game, cuz they can focus on having fun banter, and that's great, I just leave it in the background while I do something else, but I enjoy having one or two of the games fun to watch too. I miss drawful and the tabletop games. I still wish they had played Four Souls more than like twice 😕 PS. Don't get me wrong, I still love the crew and the NLSS, and I've been a fan for years.