The Not-So-Newlywed Game

Ellen and Portia challenged the hilarious Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone to see which couple knows each other best!

[@abrilhn9]

Melissa and her husband's were hard questions and kind of individual and Ellen and Portia's were like what's Ellen's first name?

[@twentynechalupas6460]

That's the point.

[@herreguda6199]

+Abril Hernandez Omg, so true! I felt Melissa and Ben won on cuteness factor, and the fact that they were hilarious together! :D

[@mashedjoetato2085]

that's the point though XD 😂😂😂😂

[@sheepswool8608]

Abril Hernandez I

[@nyasiacooke3303]

Abril Hernandez ii

[@uyenvu5568]

Whoever wrote on these cards have such a beautiful handwriting. Like how. It looks like a fonts. Side note: I dont think the cards are printed. I paused at 3:21 and the T next to the A in "Jonathan" are different and "Rhys" is spaced out differently in both.

[@yourmidnights13]

it was printed

[@mimib9884]

+NJAY8/16/08 No, look at the E's. Some end shorter.

[@mrnudl1000]

NJAY8/16/08 not its not. Just compare the signs at 3:21. They a different. If they wer printed they would be exactly the same.

[@MrNikkimaxine]

Uyen Vu without it now

[@bari2883]

Wow you have time on your hands

[@topgurl9313]

''he kind of looks like a girl'' oh Portia xDD

[@othfan96]

I crush on Jonathan too, but I never thought he looked like a girl! :P

[@ChristinaQueenHeart]

Melissa McCarthy and Ellen, I'm in heaven. Funniest women ever.

[@kyauser37]

Harry Styles, everyone's crush!

[@deborahkayode5853]

Portia and ellen got easier questions

[@ErraticConduct]

I was thinking the same thing. Who doesn't remember where they first kissed, but what celeb crush your partner has could change depending on the day! I know mine does.

[@ahhhh6668]

Deborah Kayode It was a joke

[@CoachingHigher]

Melissa is so lovely. She's like the mom of the Ghostbusters group.

[@Arimel09]

This reminded me of that one episode of Parks and Rec where Tom made up "Know ya Boo"

[@HuntingViolets]

It reminded me of the old show, "The Newlywed Game."

[@BrandeenoVids]

Twitches hair is amazing

[@izzy8246]

Ellen and Portia best celebrity couple ever

[@irlandatradley6779]

They are such cute couples! 😍

[@tiny_lauren]

My celebrity crush? Lin Manuel Miranda 😂😂

[@dharasheth4107]

Portia looks really good.....just like you do every time allen......

[@kayleighschaefer74]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS ELLEN AMAZING CHOICE FOR HARRY STYLES!!!!

[@diybaby5109]

I LOVE THE ELLEN SHOW

[@jorjaking5011]

I love Twitch ... but i still miss Tony. He was so funny with his laughing and awkwardness ahahha

[@mairahtanweer4755]

ellen said Harry styles 😱

[@NoirKittie]

I love Portia's dress and how she embraces her modest bosoms. Sorry if that sounded creepy. I'm petite myself lol.

[@Mya123-v8n]

Melissa can pull off as Ellen's daughter

[@annafehder5360]

I LOVE Twitch soooooo much!!!!!

[@alixsb.6278]

Word... Not words!

[@ieuslay1400]

This was way too short! Need more lol

[@ruthbrown8315]

Bril love it 🐾🐾

[@BElle-Ballentine]

But tWitch tho 😂😂😂😂

[@alynafernandez8470]

Am I the only one that noticed Portia's expression. She looked like she did NOT want to be there

[@strawberryrichardson1451]

I'm weak look @twitch lol

[@elektrahayleymichellependl3440]

Some how they have the same hand writing Ellen and her wife

[@saskewoo]

I thought they were all going to have the same questions. That was kind of unfair...

[@DoppyElephant]

I know it was totally set up for Ellen to win

[@khaledvlogs435]

saskewoo I agree

[@RealCalebClay]

saskewoo that's the joke

[@sydnerella24]

It’s a joke

[@kimsechrist4139]

Not all questions apply to all people.

[@katherineball3679]

When Ellen and Portia were bobbing their heads from side to side the whole world went AWWWWWWWWW

[@peaceandlove544]

No, not everyone.

[@katherineball3679]

+peace and love Well show me some peace and love😉

[@beneyboo3800]

peace and love well, yeah not the crazy westboro religious crowd. Oh and your bible is a book of fables and lies.

[@allygirl2762]

Ben EyBoo no it's not it's truth and when Jesus comes back your gonna wish you hadn't said that

[@Madilyn_K]

Katherine Ball 😂

[@SamMKKK]

People asking if Ellen is a lesbian, or if Portia is her wife. C'mon guys this a newly-wed game. About marriage. Living together. You can't be that daft.

[@Ch-nl7eu]

Anybody watching this crap can be that daft.

[@mochi6929]

Ch oh you mean like yourself ?? :/

[@SealySikes]

Sla Y she said it was harry styles who looks very feminine. It was to be funny most likely

[@lindseydiaz8186]

Samantha-M. Yes she is lesbian and her wife is portia

[@honiebuns]

Sla Y even lesbians can acknowledge beauty in other genders. i have many gay and lesbian friends who can still appreciate the other sex, yes even "crushes", but would never actually date them. if that makes sense :)

[@lindsayvdb]

Melissa and Ben got the hard questions though haha

[@RealCalebClay]

lindsayvdb That's the joke lol

[@slime3726]

You watch asmr

[@MrNikkimaxine]

lindsayvdb what is you’re ?

[@JenniferStewart27]

Portia looks STUNNING in that outfit

[@berka2009]

sad she is gay :/

[@DarrylA95]

+Berka 2009 yeah because if she wasn't you'd be right in there eh

[@MariaLuisa-vv4ug]

Portia's extra gay moment after the crush question made me laugh so hard

[@BybiGurl1]

lol

[@RikuoSawamander]

"He kinda looks like a girl" killed me lol!

[@ireneb2173]

Yeeee 😂🏳️‍🌈

[@MrNikkimaxine]

Talk about that as well

[@Icebluegel11]

I kinda expected Ellen and portia's crushes to be women

[@Sssvvvgggwww]

+Icebluegel11 that would be awkward..

[@Bhawna03]

+CSM So their crushes weren't real? Was it just a joke? I'm a bit confused. Sorry!

[@Bhawna03]

+matty9404 I doubt that Portia is bisexual. If I remember correctly, she married a guy before Ellen, but only so she could get a green card. She did realize that this was going to be a huge mistake though, so she ended up not pushing through with it, fortunately. She came out a little late though because she was fearful of what might happen to her career, after seeing Ellen's career crash after she came out. Lol I think I need to stop talking.

[@Sssvvvgggwww]

***** Portia is not bisexual and she said it many times in her book that she's a lesbian. She married a guy 20 years ago for a couple of reasons but she wasn't happy with him because he was a MAN.

[@VampireMadonna]

+Icebluegel11 The majority of Ellen's crushes over the years have been men. It's not sexual so gender doesn't really matter.

[@appysauce1]

Melissa is so beautiful

[@noone-nw2ym]

not as much you

[@appysauce1]

Thank you !!

[@PhilippRossmann]

+noone what a sweet thing to say, it's nice to see kindness being extended in an online comment section.

[@appysauce1]

I know, I was not expecting that. When I got the notification I was thinking "here we go, drama " but it made me smile . Thanks

[@prettylife101]

She really is ❤️

[@rebeccawilliams7986]

Help, I am on an Ellen binge...............

[@sitiimanina]

me too and my brother got infected by me

[@rebeccawilliams7986]

i infected my boyfriend.. hahah

[@sierralima9761]

Same here

[@areempra]

Me too.. and it's 3 am.. 😵

[@reomoloabi7272]

ME TOO

[@rosemcgowan7740]

I never knew Melissa Mccarthy was married! u learn something new everyday I guess 😮

[@emilythompson2197]

Rose Ecilo yes! She is! And he usually plays a minor part in most of her movies 😉

[@porschasmith5290]

Rose Ecilo see..! Watching tv pays off sometimes!

[@andreawelker327]

hes in every one of her movies too its hilarious!

[@chonis.mp4455]

Harshit Vatse fuck off :D

[@mr.canaille3793]

I knew she was married, I just didn't know that she was married to this guy. Now seeing him do cameos in her movies makes sense lol

[@angelahooper4779]

I feel like Ellen's questions were a lot easier lol

[@gabic7548]

^^^ 😕😕No they are not Ellen and Portia been married for 7 YEARS. Neither are newlywed. That's why the game is titled that way it is.

[@anaskrawi6177]

yes they are, ellen's questions were a lot easier

[@danasweeklypicks5033]

Angela Hooper that was the point

[@jackielove897]

same

[@meganmoyassoccermomyeh7069]

IKR! They got questions on who they like and stuff, but you know how couples are. They love each other a lot that instead of the person saying “Lazy sack of potatoes” the other says “ beautifulest human”

[@Amycs27]

All the people commenting 'is Ellen gay?' 'Is Ellen a guy or girl?' .. Omg I can't deal 😂😂

[@PP-xi7lh]

Amy Cooper I'm just like Hmmm Ellen is totally a guys name and she's totally not les ( not being offensive here just saying she's said it a million times and evryone respects it and out of nowhere these comments appear ) I just scroll past them trying not to laugh at how many times I see people answer the question and ask and answer and ask 😂😂😂

[@Carriehammer718]

Amy Cooper hahahha

[@yadwinder328]

Amy Cooper it’s not gay it’s lesbian

[@MrNikkimaxine]

Amy Cooper what is Question

[@MrNikkimaxine]

Amy Cooper-Smith Yes you can I believe you can be honest with you I know that you’re a great

[@luckysharmsy]

omg Megan and Air Marshall John

[@GIZ266]

+SharmiS "not" air marshall john hahaha :P

[@kaylahmalaya5523]

+SharmiS BRIDESMAIDS!! is it??

[@kaylahmalaya5523]

+SharmiS I had NO idea they were together.... no wonder he shows up overtime Melissa McCarthy acts in a movie!

[@aliciavalentin5531]

+Kaylah Malaya he does! check out her movies and watch for him.

[@kaylahmalaya5523]

+Alicia Valentin i know right!!? like bridesmaids, what to expect when you're expecting, spy and tammy!! (MY FAVOURITE MOVIES!)

[@breski1303]

omg they still had cards!

[@blewhsh3171]

Dilpreet no they were clean

[@luckysharmsy]

Melissa and Ben's answers were so awesome and nice! Even though they didn't match

[@MrGameplayGirl]

always love when Portia comes to the show

[@msjoby89]

Meh that's not what you want but you don't have a baby girl lol

[@deletedaccount4776]

Meh I seriously want them to host the show just portia and Ellen forever

[@MelBalcazar3]

I don't know which couple is cuter haha. They're both so fucking adorable ❤ I didn't realize how long Melissa and Ben have been married!

[@TheBujarademi]

Аll hоt girls ааrе hеrе => twitter.com/395d147d3d5fb05c8/status/801992405775826944 Тhе Nоt Sо Nееееwlуweеd Gаmе

[@JeanClaudeMarseille00057]

LMFAOOO😂.....when melissa said "he kinda looks like a girl" and portia was like (well I'm kinda a lesbian soooooo)

[@est9949]

Ä Ñ G Ë ŃG that was the best answer imo lol

[@Jesus-hr2ik]

Ä Ñ G Ë ŃG portia said that jaja but it was very funny jajaj

[@Sssvvvgggwww]

Portia said that not Melissa..

[@MyJc1980]

the questions 4 Ellen & portia were easier than the 1s 4 Melissa & her husband

[@mataqiel]

Definitely easier. This game was rigged.

[@windmillswede]

mataqiel Melissa and her husband has a lot more years together though. Also this is more of a funny skit than an actual game.

[@lesIy]

That was the joke

[@kemizehabib-mohammed8791]

Also, they really would take all the attention of they answered harder questions

[@Jaymiebell5]

Ellen & Portia are the cutest couple ever. I love them!

[@Kylee-zj2yx]

Who wouldn't!!!😍❤️

[@jackcoy6047]

+Kylee Ho me

[@solinnashh]

Wait Portia is lesbian?, I don't know her

[@alicesomerville7445]

+Jack Coy why

[@pierre-noellengoly7196]

Are they in couple ??? 😱😱😱

[@nyla-amarasmit8117]

question should have been the same

[@pinkboxoflove]

Both of these couples are GOALS

[@idkhow]

no one is going to comment the fact that ellen and portia have the same laugh

[@KilljoyParaSixer]

Supposedly, when you've been with someone for a long period of time you start to end up with the same mannerisms and stuff. Smile, laugh etc. It's cute. It's cute. I wish Portia would come on the show more.

[@hiilanigutierrez3871]

tazz or that their cards had the same exact handwriting???

[@MrNikkimaxine]

tazz 505 I just found out my mom is coming home soon so I can say is she all annoys me but I do know this Millatti now did you work out

[@phanterleo]

qj and the same handwriting?

[@hasiayeo5953]

@@phanterleo omg, it's because they filled out the answers beforehand individually and then the answers got printed (or written by someone else) onto giant cards which is what was used in the game so what you saw is not their handwriting

[@KayBassie]

"In the back of a limo" so the tabloids were right Anyways I love this, Melissa & her husband were cute & Ellen and Portia make me want to vomit rainbows, THEY R SOOOO CUTE

[@KayBassie]

"vomit rainbows" its a Tumblr expression among a few, they r so gay and so cute...

[@rizzlestickzz]

+KayBassie no one asked about your tumblr lingo, I think the phrase you used was pretty self-explanatory

[@KayBassie]

are u serious, the person that responded 1st asked about both, calm down its the comments section, sum1 asked me to clarify, READ IT lena3lims

[@Bhawna03]

Were there rumors before they publicized their relationship that they were a couple as they were found kissing on a limo? :)

[@KayBassie]

+Bhawna03 yeah

[@vanityisforever]

ELLEN & PORTIA ARE MY OTP! I LOVE THEM!

[@MJroxOXO]

Mikayla what's OTP?

[@jean-marielouisann5331]

One True Pair

[@MJroxOXO]

muh feelings thank you

[@rupture2315]

Ellen is gay?

[@scoutdog0573]

Dreadful Gaming yeah shes been out for almost 10 years

[@pauliina20]

Yaaasss Harry Styles is a toltally a Crush! 😍👌

[@pauliina20]

Totally* 😂😩 UGH autocorrect

[@roscaandrei4913]

+Pauliina You know you can edit your comment right?

[@pauliina20]

Rosca Pecos omg really? how? i did`t know you could do that

[@Snappldel]

I thought she was gonna say Channing Tatum but Harry Styles is pretty understandable. He is hot!

[@greatbigorangecloud]

+MilkaC and gay.

[@jaimindesai1013]

When Portia and Ellen were bobbing their heads from side to side....I couldn't think of a cuter couple...I want to be half as happy as that when I'm married❤️💖

[@MrNikkimaxine]

Get to now you

[@PixieAnonymous]

lol twitch

[@Adtomskio]

Portia reminds me of Kylie Minogue...

[@julieheiler1525]

They're both Australian so it kinda makes sense! :)

[@ummsulaymane2661]

XAdamskioX

[@darrylshanenardo2706]

jilea odeina

[@Gasoam]

I'm also a lesbian and I have a crush on Jonathan Rhys Meyers too. There must be something about him LOL

[@jessbaird9260]

I'm straight, but I think he's gorgeous. 😍

[@MrNikkimaxine]

Gasoam What are yes I do agree though because uncle is just for saying that I have you know my first name is Nikki Is the bus goes on to say though that not sure your mamas will be coming home soon so not sure on this and we will get out because now my brother Logan again and told me that Mom is going home and I got yelled at by him how do you say yes or no on his heart is not sure she is coming home or not

[@ireneb2173]

I think he has some kind of feminine features

[@MrNikkimaxine]

Tall you that as well in person and talk about it as well

[@Ohtrisarahtops0]

Please make this a weekly thing and each time bring on a new couple!!

[@kmglasgo]

Can y'all do more of these Not-So-Newlywed Games? They're so cute

[@WhitnyeK86]

Ben's answer for how Melissa would describe him in one word was hilarious.

[@samiprettteyes]

Portia and Ellen are cutest couple ever

[@Vamosmisamoress]

Didn't that's guy fire his own wife in her job?😂like if you know what I'm talking about😂

[@jennaalyse2072]

Tammy!

[@valendaescobedo4766]

+Jenna Alyse yep

[@hameedaraeesha5274]

Jenna Alyse

[@kaitlynnavarrom9761]

M E M E S . O R G yes on Tammy

[@jchic1999]

//stares in concern at all the people commenting on whether or not Ellen is a lesbian or a guy....

[@Amycs27]

I know right! Wtf!!

[@muhammadshazad9250]

Amy Cooper ok

[@shelleyroberts2269]

I love Melissa and Ben they are so cute. Especially when she talks about her kids. You can really see the love between Ellen and Portia, they way they look at each other.

[@selena792i8]

It seems they just ran out of time, they still had notes on their hands - I wanna know what was on them!

[@poohspaws8976]

Portia's dress 😍

[@twinkle4139]

Omg! Ellen's crush is Harry styles? 🥰♥️💚

[@ntala3399]

Portia is gorgeous , Ellen is a lucky girl :)

[@jasminemarie5431]

+Suranjal Shrestha they're married

[@thynguyen911]

+Suranjal Shrestha lol of course they are

[@Snappldel]

Ellen has a crush on Harry Styles haha! I thought she was gonna say Channing Tatum. They're both hot though, love them!

[@EbEr333333]

No one caught Ellen's dirty joke where she says "yeah that could also apply to me, I like to eat early". At least I'm hoping she meant that to be dirty hahahah

[@idkhow]

Lmfao I just got it, i don't think she meant that though.

[@praspurgh]

+ImAPussy McGee how come it's dirty? I didn't get it

[@idkhow]

praspurgh when you say "eat" you can also "eat" a vagina during sex. it means ellen likes to have sex early.

[@sissybean8797]

+praspurgh Honey, if you don't know, I don't think you're ready to be on the Internet

[@jiminspinkyfinger4205]

+Sissy Bean lmfao

[@gajaga789]

I could have literally watched this for an hour.

[@hollywoodmoviesclassic1655]

“Good enough” 😂😂😂

[@RhMoSh]

Lmfao Twitch's wig tho I died laughing Damn it was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@martabarba7532]

MUsiCA DE Yotu

[@martabarba7532]

65i888

[@MrNikkimaxine]

I’m gonna say I don’t want like honestly though like I’m gonna say no go zone here back in a little anyways so I better put my stuff back packing mode well for now

[@falastinibabygurl]

Lmao twitch needs to host most skits/games!

[@yolandatsabedze2711]

I love your laugh Ellen, its very cute

[@toribrekk]

I wish this went way longer!

[@karobobaro]

Ellen and Portia (not sure if I spelled that right) are he cutest couple ever!!

[@mydinosaurz5479]

Yes, they are gay.

[@autismautism4768]

HA GAY

[@catiesimpson4243]

Who even cares if they're gay

[@rewarddania7140]

What do you mean gay?

[@angelamachado74]

Everywhere I go now since I started being a fan of his, Harry Styles appears in EVERY video, and I am loving it

[@charnagross4367]

Can you play this game with Miley and Liam????? Like so Ellen sees this!! 👇🏻

[@platoschauvet]

"he kinda looks like a girl" lmfao I love Portia. That's some relatable content.

[@kinjalpalande8674]

Omg 😂Harry??🙏🏻🙏🏻last time 1D was on show so many people commented that Ellen became bi for Harry and now this?😘😘😂😂but ily,Ellen 😘

[@SprinkleofWilly]

Oh my people are asking stupid questions in the comment section. Anyway they should do this more often on the show!

[@JaneDoe-lq4en]

"When when I'm competitive I don't". lol I love that

[@emmashelley9851]

My mom and dad will be married 20 years in August and they have known each other since they were in pre-k but idk if they would pass this game lol love you Ellen u make me 😃smile ❤️❤️

[@MrNikkimaxine]

Emma Shelley i’m gonna say yes on that one but honestly though sometimes like if somebody is hurting or something I don’t know that for my mamas little different than yours so I’m gonna do I go I have a feeling that I am I am mom name By the way

[@callilubiens6395]

3:24 did they type it out because that printing is the exact same😶

[@Sarahnessoyeah]

All these are pre-answered

[@amalabakka283]

+Sarahnessoyeah are you still alive

[@torzimay]

No they're different, Rhys is more spaced out on the left one

[@kikiam7850]

I think someone wrote it for them

[@Nettiezoo]

Calli Shae yes, there's a typewriter that will work on poster board and has keys that are 3" high!

[@ariel3234]

jennifer aniston - creepy and no longer true? well..i'm a 13 year old who's profile picture's jen, uploads f.r.i.e.n.d.s videos, her & courteney cox's pictures up my wall and countless of fan accounts for the two of them. creepy. but true.

[@izabelcutie]

It's not rigged, what most likely happened is they were given the questions and wrote them out beforehand, someone copied them onto cards so it would be easier and so they couldn't cheat.

[@1586brittc]

tWitch 😂 just love him

[@Trimere]

Lies! They had more cards.

[@yourmidnights13]

they were out of time. These things take time out for commercial breaks

[@Trimere]

+NJAY8/16/08 perhaps you are new to sarcasm. I understand how tv works.

[@caitlindavies4915]

Trimere unubhvgb

[@vincentbuckley7296]

Trimere

[@blewhsh3171]

Trimere noo they were clean

[@lindsayjohnson4163]

Aren’t the answers supposed to be the same with each Couple? Ellen’s were easy!

[@noname-ux7vz]

Harry styles 😂❤

[@mareehasiddiqui8130]

Yassss...Harry!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ Each and every single person on earth has a crush on Harry Styles🌹🌹🌹🌹❤🌹❤🌹❤

[@jodidonaldson2923]

These are my most favorite celeb couples. Ellen and Melissa are the bestest ever when it comes to comedic women!

[@scp1234]

"they would all apply" ELLEN STAP IT

[@idkhow]

+Samantha CP 😂😂😂😂😂

[@xiopaovid1215]

And I love that she checks Portia out when she said that 😁😉💘👭

[@idkhow]

Xiomara Videz i saw that

[@maydavalle]

Good enough😉 He’s so cool & funny😆

[@quinn2480]

I agree with Ellen with the crush on Harry styles😍

[@teresanevianonyangore9105]

I like the calmness of portia

[@kashiefbebeto1]

How come they all have the same penmanship

[@MariahWyattBraxton]

Someone wrote their answers down on the card before they said it.

[@coolcat435]

The cards are typed out not handwritten, therefore they all look the same

[@AngelCabaron]

I also have the same question

[@YesThatsMeh]

+Mariah Braxton-Wyatt (janet.) OR one of them wrote it purposely so their answers will be matching, so everyone will be like "OMG best couple ever! they know each others so well!" otherwise, the one who wrote it for ellen and portia will write it to Melissa and her husband! plus, Melissa and her husband penmanship doesn't match, looks like every one wrote his own cards!

[@alixlewis2460]

+Alix Williams Hello Alix, My name is Alix.

[@chloezaffuto6167]

I mean everyone loves Harry styles

[@kaoteni4122]

+Chloe Zaffuto not everyone

[@1hazzastyles938]

+Chloe Zaffuto yes I agree Harry is our angel love him so much 😍😍 Phamily ❤️

[@kaoteni4122]

***** I'm wrong because I don't love Harry Styles? lol It's an opinion, not a right or wrong answer :p

[@Hallie0601]

Liam Payne is hotter 😋

[@iloveniall159alot4]

Niall Horan is sexier

[@leahrosenman9124]

god i just love ellen and portia so freaking much