The Ocean Is Designed to Kill Us | Rant Wheel

[@ptolover7]

I always appreciate when more normal people like Adam Savage join the show and get the vibe and understand the assignment.

[@cherylforeman]

As a server, I hate that people put there phones on the dinner table. Right in the center...where I need to put there food! I'm always worried that I am going to spill water or something on your $1200 phone. If you care about it so much, put it away somewhere safe.

[@VianneyCreates]

If Chris wasn't on this panel there would have been no justice in this world. He rants like no other!!!

[@aneru9396]

verbal processors, Unite!

[@pluribus_unum]

10:08 - Supply this rant to any media outlet asking the rhetorical question, "why is/are vinyl/cassettes [analog music] making such a comeback? "My jam" should not depend on the cloud. Leave that universe to the Internet of Things (IoT) karaoke parties where your washing machine breaks into an awesome Kraftwek solo with its happy chimes.

[@steveh6612]

Hell yeah.

[@mightyone3737]

I also find iTunes frustrating because it's impossible for me to sort the music I put on my phone, which is indeed a pain in the ass (I have an old phone and just plug the sucker in). I usually want to listen to the same music a lot, so this works pretty well, I have enough stuff to handle a pretty long trip, such that my battery will go before I run out of music I feel like hearing. I don't have a plan for internet on my phone, so I can't use streaming, I have to just have songs on my phone.

[@Thomas_H_Sears]

Sooner or later, we all move back in with Mom. Same with Mother Ocean.

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

The ocean is cancelled, closed, do not interact, we're done with it!

[@RealBradMiller]

No matter how much it waves, do not even smile back!

[@Tree_Village]

yes to every episode! more!

[@Thomas_H_Sears]

Turn the damn phone off. Do not be a slave to the communication massas.

[@BernieLovesSomi]

I refuse to go anywhere that doesn't have oxygen.

[@RealBradMiller]

*in breathable form

[@hoedown175]

One of your best skirts! Also more Chris rants please!

[@acaciathompson9970]

The purse🤣

[@PlumberryPuppet]

He's not the first person I've heard complain about not being able to listen to music using itunes on an airplane. But what? It's pretty easy to download music onto your phone and then still use itunes to listen to it on an airplane with no wifi, or I guess it's called apple music now. On a completely different topic, I love Lovett's skirt. It's so pretty.

[@johannahmacbain8587]

There is no Marie Pasteur

[@counsellour]

Is Chris suggesting that Marie Pasteur actually invented the process and that Louis just took credit for it?

[@jainthorne4136]

That made me laugh but also made me want to yell "No! You are thinking of Marie Cure and radium. Louis Pasteur found the process for milk!"

[@counsellour]

@@jainthorne4136 I wanted to have someone give the "We are all dumber" speech from Billy Madison.

[@Sunmonks]

Lovely’s misunderstanding of the practical mechanics of biological evolution tickles me.

[@debbievoss3496]

Please.

[@robertacomstock3655]

I like to see (hetero) guys in utility kilts. Pockets. I guess they're the cargo shorts of skirts, but more flattering.

[@postaldee68]

I'm not mad at a man in a skirt. I am furious about a man in a skirt that's cuter than any skirt in my closet! At least leave a damn link in the comments! ❤

[@chipmunktubetop]

Gimme that nutty finish, sir!

[@joolsca]

You can absolutely put all your music on your iPhone and never use Apple music....stupid rant from a guy who still calls it "iTunes" which doesn't even exit.