the office doing absolutely no work | The Office US | Comedy Bites

[@andrewrperkins1616]

You could put 99% of the entire show in this compilation

[@DrArku]

I was just about to comment that it would be easier to fit all the scenes where they actually work into a single, 10-minute video.

[@garlandledger]

Imagine if they did actually work, just how MORE profitable that branch would have been 😅. They were the best half assing it 😂

[@hermiona1147]

Yeah for the show about the office they do a shockingly low amount of work lol

[@buttsauce123]

@@garlandledger paper sells itself as we all know

[@Sough]

Too bad too. When it was only Michael not working it had the stakes of making them more likely to be downsized. When they finally got a break from a lame job it was a special occasion like office olympics. Later on it was just anyone can do whatever they want all the time. Kind of fun, but absolutely no Stakes

[@anthonyrussell7129]

Felt so good to hear Jim tell Angela “no one cares” lol

[@lexera]

best clip

[@resurection96]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Poison_Spider8]

I forgot about this clip until it came up😂😂

[@bee-ks8ly]

I think that’s to get back on her after she broke Dwight’s heart

[@Joeyczhu]

@@bee-ks8ly yes for dwight and andy

[@justrager5831]

Stanley walking fast for a pretzel is what I strive to be every day

[@Undivided-X]

I wonder why Kevin did not care for a pretzel.

[@batgurrl]

Stanley’s love of Pretzel day is EPIC Yes👍🏻

[@Genny-Zee]

I don’t need to strive for it, I am Stanley every hour of the day

[@somevigilantewithagrudge4383]

You strive to be a black man excited once a year for free unhealthy food?

[@dominques.c.4237]

thats walking fast?

[@karajohnson572]

“Erin HR is a joke..I can’t do anything about anything” The defeat in his voice😂

[@Poison_Spider8]

Poor Toby😂😂

[@seanA416]

​@@Poison_Spider8makes a grown man cry

[@blugreen123]

Michael falling asleep after eating a family sized chicken pot pie is still one of my favorite moments. 😂

[@hxrvywrld]

i couldn’t stop thinking about this when i saw the pretzel scene pop up.

[@hilda15betty]

Wish we could do that to our boss 🤣

[@batgurrl]

Jim reaching his commission cap and wasting time reached it’s epitome with Creed’s inexplicable how long can you hold your pretty little breath for😂

[@kebertxela941]

He was going to offer him a job recovering his stolen goods from the bottom of a well.

[@batgurrl]

@@kebertxela941 omg👍🏻😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@PeterCaptainObvious]

Being real tho I'd be the exact same as Jim if I met a commission cap.

[@SamanthaHenderson1]

If Creed can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about? What is he working toward?

[@therealthreadkilla]

Just hand off all your sales to Pam. Problem solved but spoils the episode.

[@Strider91]

The incentive cap thing is 100% accurate. Why work if you aren't getting payed for it

[@nick0875]

If my company tried to pull something like that then I'd start scheduling interviews with other companies in a heartbeat.

[@leglistux20]

Hey! It’s spelled “paid”. My manager had to correct me for that lol

[@nicolehuff8455]

6:03 I love how Oscar gives a scientific lecture for something so trivial.😂

[@elmoe01]

And the look on Jim's face! 😲😂

[@hedgehog1965uk]

The hotness of women is not trivial 🤨

[@tacoclaus8168]

This man did the research

[@ashleynarwhal2394]

The best part of the second life part is that he is still the assistant to the regional manager and not regional manager

[@nicolasneal204]

No the best part was when he got so into the game he has his character create a second life game to play as well

[@masielaviles9477]

The best part was Dwight saying "...it doesn't have winners or losers." And Jim replies "Oh it has losers." 😂😂😂

[@JeremiahLOsborne]

But he can fly.

[@TheND996]

The transition at 4:17 was CLEAN

[@MaalyB26]

I clicked the timestamp and got an unskippable AD immediately 😒

[@sswaaayzeeee3786]

@@MaalyB26 😂😂😂😂

[@keiishine]

@@MaalyB26 me tooo

[@CassandraElixia20]

« Is this job really about the money for you Jim? » yes. That’s every job.

[@Xxrocknrollgod]

Most jobs *

[@nick0875]

The whole idea behind starting up a company or forming a corporation is to make money. Sure businesses can focus on providing a service or product but if money isn't regularly coming in the lights aren't staying on.

[@thegirlnamedjessicamccown9194]

Michaels face when the guy lists all the pretzel toppings. Lol I can’t. 😂 it gets me everytime. That’s the best part about this show, it never doesn’t make me laugh.

[@paytonlott5183]

the best part is that Michael told pam he liked it a super specific way right before that

[@chriscollins9298]

I thought the guy behind him was gonna do something cause of his facial expressions

[@MentionDav3]

It’s the anxiety of forgetting one 😂

[@tacoclaus8168]

Jim doing the most goofing off and still being the first one to reach the commission cap is just goals, be so good at your job that you barely have to do it to be the best

[@Kingjulien_]

“I’m not voting” “No one cares” 5:25 💀💀

[@domydomy6668]

Because nobody cares about Angela’s Opinions

[@poutinedavid8937]

Jim to the Karens and feminists be like

[@DanielDLG]

5:25

[@dylancruz9410]

Zero hesitation from my boy lmao. Went straight for the kill

[@Man-mf5wz]

@@poutinedavid8937💀💀💀

[@danielkim7739]

jim saying "no one cares" to angela was PRICELESS

[@Anonymous-ru2vg]

Also the scene of , “NO BODY ASKED YOU!” 😂

[@alexgiron2105]

Honestly they should of made more of him and Angela fighting more

[@kishorenand]

Kevin is definitely a genius 😂 “A painting can be beautiful but I don’t wanna bang it” 🤣🤣

[@INTJ_5w4]

That was a great explanation on his part.

[@jkmorbo]

"I'm not voting" "No one cares" lmfao

[@SamanthaHenderson1]

3:05 Pretty sure Creed was looking to recruit Jim for some dangerous, criminal scuba mission.

[@EtwasMartin]

...cause if Creed can't scuba, what's all this been about?

[@moi-sp7or]

😮😅yeah 👍

[@Katieknowswhatyoudid]

He's after the Loch Ness Monster.... Jim would be able to use his long arms in the caves...

[@zonahfalak4261]

"the office doing absolutely no work"? How is this only 8 minutes? "Sir, there has been a murder and you are a sus-paykt"

[@areebmasoodi8932]

To be honest Micheal is really smart. Watching a movie would also freshen everyone up. We need breaks like that time to time lol. Also gives people a reason to go to work.

[@bretts5521]

"Hi Jan, hope you brought the milk duds" is one of the funniest lines. His delivery and her facial expression are perfect

[@yellowblanka6058]

Michael's face when listening to the list of toppings is classic, like a kid in a candy store.

[@iamawin8272]

Jim’s face when Oscar pulls out the symmetry chart lmaooo

[@richard6869]

"the office doing absolutely no work" - shows Pam picking up a call and Kevin calculating comission caps

[@HeraAndHyde]

When Toby admits that his department is practically useless! Hahahahaha

[@krisfrederick5001]

"Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work." F*ckin' A, Peter Man

[@maroanouadi9782]

2:49 That Kevin giggling kills me 😂😂😂

[@Al-kd6hv]

I always wondered why Kevin didn’t get excited for the pretzels lol

[@DPlusStudents]

Saving room for the chili he’s had slow cooking

[@nthgth]

Some people don't have much of a sweet tooth (myself included). Then again - Kevin's the one who plays "how many M&M's can you fit in your mouth" so 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@ShadowSlayer1441]

@@nthgth I prefer salted soft pretzels. (Kevin could be the same way.)

[@nthgth]

@@ShadowSlayer1441 true, now that you mentioned it, I don't remember the pretzel guy mentioning salt as one of the toppings.. kind of a big omission

[@ChessieChess]

@@nthgththat’s because Michael asked if there was a “sweet pretzel” left. The toppings were for just for that

[@krisfrederick5001]

"That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled; that, and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.” -Peter Gibbons, Office Space

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

That’s always every adults dream absolutely doing nothing

[@lrrfromomicronpersei8230]

I’ve had a job like that. It’s actually boring and mind numbing. It’s the worst. Fun at the beginning but awful after a while

[@XMysticHerox]

@@lrrfromomicronpersei8230 The trick is to do 70 to 80% of the work you could do.

[@lrrfromomicronpersei8230]

@@XMysticHerox oh I had no problem doing the work. I had a problem stretching out the work. One of the companies I worked for had a tv right in front me. So I pretty much got paid to answer phones and watch tv. And the GM would take naps in his office when things were slow

[@poutinedavid8937]

That's every KID'S dream of a job. Like being a cat or a dog, just doing nothing all day. It is INCREDIBLY BORING to know that you are BETTER than... being paid to do nothing. If you don't enjoy your job? Sure.Not doing anything sounds like a dream. How does doing NOTHING at a job you DON'T want to be at make it better for you? I'd rather have 40+ things to do at work, because that keeps my eyes off the clock. Instead of: "Ugh. One thirty. Now it's one thirty three. Now it's 2pm. Only three more hours to go! Now it's 2:45. What else can't I do?" Time goes by so much slower when you're focused on how much you don't want to be at work.

[@lrrfromomicronpersei8230]

@@poutinedavid8937 I loved being at work. I loved doing what I do. I just hated the slow pace. I couldn’t take it. I did 2 weeks worth of stuff in one day. I started playing pranks but it did nothing bc it was so slow in the end it ran out of things to do. The warehouses caught on to the pranks. They started playing pranks on me. So we pretty much were paid to play pranks. For some people it’s okay but for me personally I couldn’t take it. I love being busy I love having challenged. On one of my pranks I crawled into my ceiling to drill a hole with a water balloon to make it seem that that the ceiling was dripping.

[@tayloradams5431]

Dwight talking about his second life game and Jim saying, “Oh it has losers”😂😂

[@adityaganjoomech]

Now I get it!

[@Itsnoahscott]

0:14 Me when I’m about to go on break & a customer tries to get my attention.

[@happiness4812]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@antedragun926]

This whole video could have just been Creed's whole working career.

[@TheMasterQuests]

Something I strive to replicate

[@nthgth]

4:32 "Oh, it has losers" 🤣🤣 Such a Seinfeld reply!

[@monarch8086]

Toby’s absolute despair in his tone gets me everytime 3:25

[@teamerika9331]

There's one part of this where Dwight talks about his game. I was feeling what he was saying. When he said that everything was the same - except he could fly. That.changes.everything.

[@grandicellichannel]

0:09 *Stanley:* "It is Pretzel Day... Time to *UNLEASH THE POWER OF THE PYRAMID!* * _walk booster activates_ *

[@happiness4812]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@zonarde]

why did i think michael was doing cocaine in the thumbnail

[@TrueXyrael]

The repeating "When I discovered youtube, I didn't work" makes me feel personally attacked. *Looks at the clock* I suppose I will work for the last 56 minutes of my shift.

[@DaftMouse1]

4:36 when you realize that Dwight was years ahead of the metaverse.

[@Planktonamor]

God Ryan is the actual worst but knowing a Ryan is so relatable

[@MusicLover-my6fo]

3:00 Creed - How long can you reach with those lovely long arms of yours? Did The Office predict John Krasinski would become Mister Fantastic with that line?

[@elijahxavier1957]

ok but good job to the pretzel guy actor for listing 18 toppings in one saying

[@Marte0107]

Look all imma say is I would look like Stanley too if I heard my employer’s landlord was bringing in customisable soft pretzels

[@DeeC18959]

The pretzel scene is literally my work with a food truck once a week. Feel bad watching them only ever get excited in life for a steak and cheese on a Wednesday lol

[@AYVYN]

If my employees got that excited for food, I would just buy it for them lmao

[@gandalf8216]

In the end, it's the little things, right?

[@AmakaN.]

6:05 Oscar speaking in the nonsense 😅

[@AstroBhavi]

me at the office doing absolutely no work watching this

[@joed2818]

"It's not as fun if I'm not blowing off work" Summary of the entire video. Amen.

[@bhavyasaxena_]

The only time they actually worked was when Andy told them, he will get tattooed

[@nitinvishwakarma788]

5:25 how Jim ignores Angela ... 🔥😂😂

[@naterk9460]

"Is this job really about "the money" for you?" Is my performance really about the work I do?

[@cikif]

I am watching this in my office right now.

[@happiness4812]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@wateraries23]

This happened at my work. They took away our yearly bonuses and wonder why people are not working hard anymore.

[@lydiaanderson505]

@David How are you doing today.? Hope you’re doing good

[@botondbolgar7449]

*Yet somehow they are always the most profitable branch :DD*

[@captainphoenix]

Because Jim, Dwight, and Michael are actually insanely good salesmen. Seriously, Jim hit his commission cap - which NO ONE in the real world hits - and did it with WEEKS to spare. And the show makes repeatedly clear that Michael is even better, and that Dwight is at least as capable. Plus Oscar and Angela are actually genuinely excellent bookkeepers (seriously, no one would have had an entire accounting team spend an entire day on a $5,000 accounting error in a business that probably ships hundreds of thousand of dollars of product _in one day_ ), and the shipping guys are repeatedly demonstrated to be incredibly efficient, even relative to the other branches.

[@koscarlynn]

Bro that one guy making all of those pretzels😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Anonymous-ru2vg]

3:35 , HE’S the reason the company is going under with the fraud lol

[@LeoWhalen1933]

I wish every worker was like the pretzel guy.

[@Pizza4Lunch]

"A painting can be beautiful...But I don't want to bang a painting." I'm dead.

[@florantunia]

They were always celebrating something 🤣

[@KayentaRojo]

“Hey Jan! Hope you brought the milk duds” 🥴😃

[@supremajullibeama6249]

"Exactly everything was the same except I could fly "😂

[@obw-tj1gq]

When I discovered youtube, I didn't work for 8 years. I must have watched clips of The Office a million times. This year will be my 9th.

[@maurize10]

I’m watching this while at work

[@SharkbaitOhLala]

I have no idea how Dunder Mifflin stays in business with such little work being done

[@amon8977]

Jim and Dwight are the best salesmen in Scranton. Look at the clip in the video about Jim hitting the incentive cap. He barely does work in the series yet he's so good with it. Dwight is just Dwight.

[@katiea2228]

“I’m not voting” “No one cares” So underrated 🤣

[@flamealchemist546]

Yes so underrated that it’s been mentioned in only a third of the comments in this section

[@writeonn1437]

Let’s be real. If they actually included all the moments, this video would be over an hour long😭

[@DeltaBingus]

"A painting can be beautiful, but I don't want to bang a painting" -Malone, Kevin

[@uditanandsharma2744]

Best part is that Dwight never said anything about Jim and Pam for PDA.

[@caroclou1925]

still funny after 100 times watching🤣🤣🤣

[@annakareninacamara6580]

This is so me rn lol. Also, finally a compilation with many scenes I had forgotten instead of repeating the famous bits. Love it

[@roman5782]

1:00 when Trump was 50 yo

[@extremetitan2847]

When I discovered the office, I didn't work for 3 months

[@msatxgault560]

Y

[@hannahlujah010]

Side plot: Ryan was the one who left the microwave in a mess - he didn’t want to do what the note said by cleaning it himself, so he tried to get Pam to do it

[@Mzd10006]

@7:22 genius hahaha

[@sinansesinan]

6:07 is gold

[@Stitchpuppy01]

This whole compilation could have just been Stanly and Michael lol

[@dartharaneus67]

“A painting can be beautiful, but I don’t wanna bang a painting.” I almost pissed my pants on that one! 🤣🤣🤣

[@jennasweeney7370]

Angela: I'm not voting Jim: No one cares

[@BobbiRakus]

Why are there 2 of the same scene at the end? 😂

[@aimeek1236]

6:08 Me when I forget to do something my mom told me to do

[@adstrings.ink0]

5:10 Kevin is the best🤣

[@notshaking]

"Hi Jan! Hope you got the Milk Duds!" 🤣

[@IC_YT]

"Oh! got one" lmao imagine being respected this little....as a manager

[@Katieknowswhatyoudid]

I always assumed that Dwight played second life on his break

[@khayakhumalo6116]

Angela - I'm not voting Jim - no one cares 😂😂😂😂😂

[@dustindecoursey2331]

In theory, by having so much team building and stress relieving meetings, productivity should continue growing. Which makes sense given later their branch was the only successful one.

[@bigbubba7330]

"I don't wanna work. I just wanna bang on this mug all day."

[@runerdude141]

1:46 my favorite Kevin moment

[@leoalmeida2583]

What about mini cupcakes?

[@runerdude141]

@@leoalmeida2583 are you referring to the miniature cupcakes? Which are already mini versions of cake?

[@captainphoenix]

"I am going to BONE Holly." Best non-that's-what-she-said line in the show's entire run.

[@patreanroche9112]

....which is everyday at the office 😅

[@alexandero50000]

I love that michael was happy with the pretzel

[@supremajullibeama6249]

Simple data entry , corporate ,HR

[@UltimateJustin94]

IIIIII Don’t wanna work. I just wanna bang on this mug all day. 😂

[@Lord_CV]

Movie Monday sounds great

[@someoneelse7629]

I have had to deal with offices like that. The DMV is well known for it's unmatched inefficiency in the US, but trust me, the international competition is fierce, any goverment institution in any southern european country would give them a run for their money... Try to get a permit in Spain, register an adress in Greece, get a licence for anything in Italy......

[@dimisbam7725]

I'm at the exact same position Jim is...and I kinda like it tbh

[@tomsutton1868]

The first 5 seconds of this video is too relatable

[@bandjolyn]

Appropriate that you upload this on a Friday.

[@fury.2000]

Bruh said, "Is this job really about the money" I was like bruh 🗿🗿🗿🗿

[@_penguin2536]

"A painting could be beautiful, but i don't want to bang a painting."

[@lThellRockl]

i love him and holly together. honestly, best couples i've seen on tv show with no bs drama...