The Official FNAF Cookbook Is Weird.

[@RandomStuffGaming]

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[@sophiasmusic335]

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[@retardking7416]

Joshua Wiseman atta be pissed at you for failing the ingredients 😂😂😂

[@Nuhuh_91]

If anyone wants to know where rsg went wrong with the pizza dough its the yeast, he used nutritional yeast instead of instant yeast or active dry yeast. The names are similar, but nutritional yeast doesn't foam up like the others do.

[@devastatheseeker9967]

I think he went wrong with...everything

[@metindogan6271]

Gam gam style

[@alycat2038]

I had such a hard time finding nutritional yeast for a recipe and idk how they found it so easily

[@DissonantSynth]

I assumed the yeast was dead when it wasn't foaming

[@griffonmender]

Using extrafine pizza flour instead of semolina probably didn’t help either. ^ ^;

[@danielasepulveda6106]

i cannot believe you managed to do EVERYTHING wrong

[@Rorydagoat]

How did he do the drink wrong No ice?

[@starrberrii]

​@Fakrockhussinobomba it spilled everywhere 😭

[@Rorydagoat]

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[@brundle_fly_3895]

The parent saying “what the hell are you doing” I feel is every parents reaction to a child doing anything lmfao

[@suusvandepavert6069]

it's honestly saddening how underrated you are like dawg this content is amazing 😭

[@makinyoumad9498]

Not underrated

[@jimmmystream]

@@makinyoumad9498no he is

[@KyleBybee]

300th like

[@KiwiTheKay]

chickens are in fact cannibalistic.

[@RandomStuffGaming]

lore accurate

[@lunawolfewolf0w0]

​@@RandomStuffGaming Everything likes to eat chickens... From people to foxes, Even chickens cannot resist the flavor of chicken🐓~ Also funfact Chickens can and will eat eggs, sometimes people even feed Eggs to their chickens for multiple benefits!

[@poppyseed799]

Even if regular chickens weren’t, acting like Chica wouldn’t be a cannibal is just wrong to me. She eats trash. I bet she would eat a chicken no hesitation.

[@Melanieisthebestsingerever123]

@@poppyseed799her eating trash is already cannibalistic😂😂

[@Thecampfire101]

@@Melanieisthebestsingerever123technically true, Since chica did get trashed in FNAF 2,

[@exi42069]

as a proud samsung smart fridge user i turn on 1 hour meme compilations everytime i cook something it gives that vibe

[@sylvandeer4]

As a pizza chef this was hard to watch, keep it up king.

[@benmosley9905]

As someone who has made food this was hard to watch

[@fnaf_fann]

WHY is this vid is so underrated it needs more likes

[@ChildofChrist1983]

I’m genuinely mad that you had MatPat cameo for an intro gag, but you two didn’t cook together. That would have been so much fun! Especially since we just reached FNAF’s 10 Year Anniversary as of me writing this. That said, thank you for being so real yet so equally silly. Reminds me of my younger brother. Consider me subscribed

[@fireokamifeng]

That intro clip was from his retirement vid, the ending where MatPat went to go see Scott

[@unwaffle-]

the intro i can't 😭

[@melihasoderlund6171]

Poor mat

[@NAPPYCATNAP]

😭 well messed up matpat

[@Devylry]

why does watching rsg cook hurt m soul but heal it at the same time

[@TearfulZorua]

TBH Fazbear Ent. (And Fazbear Int. ) also wouldnt give two flying cockroaches about their food quality (or quality in general). Therefore this is likely pretty accurate to what the kids had to eat in the pizza plex, assuming they didnt just get frozen food that came from a random factory like schools do. I mean they litterally fired practically every human worker (more like gathered them in a meeting in the basement and made them dissapear), so it was staffbots making, and serving, the food for quite a while. Fazbear was trash at being safe, clean, and quality, but damn did they have some cool robots. I blame William A. For their short comings as a company, even though in more recent times Afton had no say in anything anymore. Or did he?...

[@katethevampire]

Judging by your reaction to the taste it probably won't help too much but maybe pulsing the Sodaroni would help? It can sometimes make it smoother! (Also the reason they probably opted to make the drink out of fruit instead of actual pepperoni is because carbonated liquid pepperoni tastes like actual vomit)

[@TearfulZorua]

Yeah pepperoni doesn't make a tasty liquid at all... heck it doesn't even taste all that great in its intended form anyway. (Clarifyer: its my opinion, I know taste is subjective.)

[@CryptidCatArtz]

If andiematronic taught us anything its dont make carbonated pepperoni soda! XD

[@corbonoboi6679]

I feel like Andiematronic's approach with sodaroni was better than the official one. I mean, she literally took pepperonis, made them into pulp, put water in it, and then carbonized it. And then, the official one doesn't use pepperonis. And finally, the one that Andiematronic made tasted really gross, so it was perfect.

[@sydp7903]

i dont have anything clever to say, this was such a fun fucking video dude.

[@ZuZuki0]

“At least you’re consistent” I say the same thing when I mess up a recipe for the 3rd time

[@tofioffical]

Matpat over here looking for lore😭

[@monicaalonso104]

im obsessed with your content its insane, i dont understand how youre not more popular

[@mrdrslender3250]

"Those measurements can't be converted." If Bixby hadn't cemented itself as the worst assistant already, it has now.

[@XhanAnimations]

Unnecessary mentions of missing/dead children and weirdly placed "scary" animatronic pictures are normal but a "Conservative, rigged election amount" is not what I expected for a FNAF cookbook measurement

[@Blue_44_]

I'm surprised that rsg didn't burned the kitchen down

[@underfirebutok]

That *would* have been a fitting way to end a FNaF video....

[@Blackhole-the-celestial]

10:42 was that the bite of 87!?

[@ZimVader-0017]

33:21 I barely cook, but I yelled at my phone when you put that in there WITHOUT A TRAY 😱 Also, at 33:54. You closed the oven door on the towel. Grams convert to tablespoons, not cups, that's why Bixby wasn't helpful. 30 grams equal to 2 tablespoons, so your eyeball estimation was pretty close 😅

[@ZaF4ran]

I don’t understand how you’re not more popular!! Your content is the only thing keeping me sane, and making me insane but ya know Also your cooking skills are on par with my friend’s cooking skills. She burnt some butter while making a cheese sauce and made a ball of brown mush instead

[@bbqsauce890]

HOW DO YOU BURN BUTTER

[@ZaF4ran]

@@bbqsauce890 THATS WHAT I SAID 😭

[@_grem_is_tired_6507]

Considering you can explode butter (speaking from experience, don’t ask I won’t explain) burning butter seems very possible

[@bbqsauce890]

@@_grem_is_tired_6507 I know you said not to ask but genuinely how

[@_grem_is_tired_6507]

@@bbqsauce890 so apparently you have to microwave butter in slow bursts after stirring, because if you don’t it just decides “guess I’ll explode! :D” and I learned that the hard way Also recommended to have a cover over the bowl/container, just incase it decides to explode

[@AnaAnimateYT]

Bro had the chance to make a pizzarito and didnt

[@nanopanda]

The way this cookbook thirsted for vanessa and roxy.... Horrible 😂😂

[@makinyoumad9498]

No kiddo, that’s just jokes in the book

[@nanopanda]

@@makinyoumad9498 wdym clearly the author is down horrendous for these video game vixens and would like us all to know that.

[@makinyoumad9498]

@@nanopanda Calm down

[@skoloten.]

@@makinyoumad9498 nah bro he was so pervy lmao

[@Braint-lr6uf]

I mean who doesn't?

[@BaconKool_King]

Dead ass, I looked at the thumbnail and said out loud "HOW DO YOU MESS UP PIZZA THAT BAD"

[@weirdplushstuff391]

9:20 the freddy on the fridge looks like smartschoolboy9

[@BumblyBear]

Fun fact: 1/4th of a cup is equivalent to about 4 tablespoons. 10:10

[@pebble-bb-2181]

I have never seen a single video of yours before this but honestly this is some good shit. Very correct opinions, you seem cool dude

[@aforceofart4351]

14:04 sir..sir are you holding the spoon upside down??? 🤨

[@jadiimacaroni]

*3:35** Cute Dog!*

[@Wingman-69]

27:11 When your dad returns:

[@cottoncandysans]

less concerned about the pizza because 31:39 why is the towel in the oven

[@RandomStuffGaming]

Oh my GOD WHAT

[@kingmonkey460]

"You can...you can see what's in the fridge. So that's cool I guess." Dude you're actually so funny, you just got a subscriber

[@yosh-isaac1583]

The taste of Freddy is all that one could possibly want.

[@bloodstar6666]

Okay but the pulled pork and burger recipes are actually so fucking bomb. alot the recipes we altered to not have weird fancy ingredients like the chia seeds in the strawberry shake recipe we took out. but that pulled pork lasted two people over a week for multiple meals and it was delicious. alot of the recipes are hit or just okay, definitly worth checking the cook book out at least.

[@georgeszweden9497]

38:00 you were tricked into eating a healthy snack

[@mr.jumpmanreal]

I feel bad, you mightve ruined your kitchen, frantically made each dish, but at the end of the day, not only did you make food, make a drink, and I've been very entertained by this video, 10/10 food guide would totally recommend, awesome video and I can't wait to see what else you post, have a nice day/night man

[@Wingman-69]

1:46 They‘re not labeled by their product name, they’re labeled by their use

[@titusgagnon9131]

“Let take a bad boy”

[@Wingman-69]

Why did I recognize MatPat by his backhead!?😂

[@nanp545]

Obsessed with the editing ❤

[@legomi6628]

„The cookbook is weird“ Actively doesn’t follow the recipes properly and wonders why it’s not working

[@ke_wegz]

Makes me gag and laugh just like always, i honestly wouldn't leave your comment section until you become more viral

[@gemdottie7949]

4:13 I bought mine like a month back, my copy is the exact same except the only difference is this scrunkly little freddy is removed?? its just. an empty void in the back with nothing there. So they kept the weird Vanessa meatballs thing but teenie feddy?? nuh uh too much.

[@Notjo6200]

i think we have the same fridge, and we havent used the screen either…

[@enderanura1263]

14:32 STOP U HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MADE ME 😭

[@RaidensSubconscious]

25:00 Sounds like good mac and cheese

[@FPBRM23]

didnt expect this book to be so pervy

[@lilthugcrumpet]

wasn’t able to watch yesterday but i am now pookie bear!! 😊☺️

[@paprika059]

Ive never been so scared of someone in the kitchen. Great video 8 out of 10 pizza stones

[@drawingfanart2143]

Another possible reason your yeast didn't foam is yeast likes warmth usually when i make sweet bread i turn on the heat in the house and wrap a warm towel around a bowl that is non metal. Yest doesn't like metal and likes warm but not too warm cause it will kill the yeast ❤

[@nyahnyahson523]

He actually was using pre-killed yeast, which is why it didn't work. Lol.

[@peachylenvy]

This was so entertaining I intended to have this on as background noise but ended up entirely forgetting what I was doing just to watch you

[@shin1846]

this was honestly such a fun video to watch also according to ur community post i am now a certified cool person B)

[@sadgecipher]

the pulled pork is so good tho. the bbq sauce isnt as good on its own but together its amazing.

[@n_art_cissist]

Freddy is most definitely a power bottom himbo

[@Sammy_The_Umbreon]

How have i not heard of your channel before. This is quality content

[@GreenGaming231]

THE PICTURE ON THE FRIDGE I CANT-

[@georgeszweden9497]

best comedy on 2024 youtube we need more of this

[@TotallyNotPurpleGuy]

“RAAAA” 5:52

[@kikiblue7169]

"it thinks that the oreos are baby food" why are they in fridge?

[@metindogan6271]

GAM GAM STYLE

[@metindogan6271]

GAM GAM STYLE

[@metindogan6271]

GAM GAM STYLE

[@metindogan6271]

GAM GAM STYLE

[@1TS_Hawks]

The way he was jamming out to Dawko's music was just hilarious 😂 14:41

[@leothewolf5548]

I hadn't realised how long it's been since I had a good laugh until Zeus and jest and now I'm having a blast with this video

[@hijakpancake5586]

when you said Hey Bixby it set off Bixby on my phone and I thought someone was behind me.

[@bbqsauce890]

ngl, i'm at the part where he's trying the Sodaroni, i'm watching it without sound and he looks like he sound like the Joker, Heath Ledger Joker

[@kingcherryblossom2059]

YOURE SO REAL FOR THIS!!! Love the humor and the editing

[@setantacurtismchugh6733]

37:05 biblically accurate drink.

[@girbleturky2027]

Freddy Faztwink

[@beanbisket7581]

Lmao

[@voidsttar]

5:35 HELP 😂😂😂

[@P3achesandmelberries]

I’m sorry, bro that pizza is skill issue😂😂😂

[@FNAFFANVR83]

Him just jamming out to it’s spreading 14:32

[@Shag456]

6:03 "I have seen everything"

[@cplet]

im not over chica getting the chicken section of the book :0

[@Awes0meBadger23]

I genuinely don’t know what to say! This is funny and enjoyable content! +1 sub!

[@fugures]

2:17famous last words lmaooo

[@devastatheseeker9967]

I'll be honest I thought matpat was going to phase through the door

[@LotsaSpaget]

whoever was coming back home saw the fridge search history

[@arachnescurse3315]

I actually yelled at my screen when you just plopped the pizza into the oven with your bare hands and then yelled louder when you put the second one directly on the rack good job no notes

[@RowanTS]

Using nutritional yeast instead of dried yeast 🥲 Big “I didn’t have any flour so I substituted with buttercups, they’re a type of flower” moment.

[@MonityVanroe]

im scared for anyone who eats at his house lmfao thanks for the laughs this fine evening

[@TheAsianKidYouMetRandomly]

ngl i would've eaten everything he cooked

[@ihateurguts.87]

the amount of cleaning you probably had to go through at the end of this

[@rubyrodriguez1545]

Why did this scare me 😭 5:51

[@IIHarazuII]

I am afraid this is my type

[@girbleturky2027]

Glamtwink Freddy

[@fruffozzo3993]

garten of ban ban inspired food review video when?

[@Nightstormshadow1]

Me here like "omg hes gonna start a fire you dont just put pizza on the rack like that!!!"

[@gamerulverdeLLL-alt]

Holy hell this is just awesome, i love your content so much! im so sad i didnt find you ealier now......

[@TrisStrudel]

Finding out that the official cookbook includes Vanessa-or really any post-PizzeriaSimulator content-makes me sad. Just feels tainted.

[@janjaskorzynski7619]

i have that cookbook and its great i made foxys pulled pork pizza

[@lichqueenlilith5694]

The minute I saw the bag of nutritional yeast, I knew this video was gonna be great

[@Sillysquish]

My favorite sentual pottery video

[@Beanos.]

I did this myself and it was honestly pretty good

[@uuncoolguy6]

Love sodaroni. When I heard sodaroni I shouted sodaroni many times very loudly to celebrate learning the sodaroni.

[@Johnpork-c7u]

My heart literally broke when you close the door on matpat I was like has he finally found a new KZbin channel he can join But when you close the door😭

[@polocatfan]

Honestly I kinda think they made the recipes too professional if that makes any sense? Like I feel like the recipes should have made slightly above chuck e cheese pizza instead of home cooked.

[@agent_8167]

4:53 what's wrong with it is that's a glamrock freddy recolored to be the og freddy