THE OLDEST JOKE EVER TOLD | Gmod TTT

[@DaliborOkoro]

Seeing Zoey chase Sjin at 11:02 in the background is like something out of Tom and Jerry.

[@jaden_korr4122]

Nice.

[@dorkyface]

*Yakety Sax Intensifies*

[@christopherblair1098]

hahaha i didn't even notice that thanks for pointing that out

[@jamespeat1346]

I'VE COME BACK TO SAVE THE PRESIDENT

[@Zmoney1215]

LMAO

[@MasuharaRin]

I love it how Lewis "PC Master race" brindles lost to a Windows update

[@zelg.5551]

The legacy of PC Master Race peaked with WinXP. Everything else was a downward spiral of despair and mediocrity afterwards.

[@TheBreadthatcausedLesMis]

I lost it at that silent zylus and Zoey interaction when he gave her the bat

[@SchutzmarkeGMBH]

9:54

[@prestongage01]

Thats quality meme material

[@Movman82]

And him shaking the mouse to nod

[@insertname8811]

ThebreadthatcausedLesMis The nod just killed me

[@shadowgamingbuilder]

Moviesman8 "Dew it"

[@stanlyEM]

make the windows update a new traitor weapon

[@theprinceofawesomeness]

and it should be named "stop pinging me you twat"

[@aidanhancock2117]

@@theprinceofawesomeness should cover their screen.

[@oed1234]

make it so that it is a randomat event that has the chance to crash the game as well!

[@petraf2069]

BRING ME BILL GATES!

[@GewelReal]

Just make it a pop-up that you have to close

[@kingkuma4112]

One of the oldest jokes I know dates back to the middle ages and is: "How many cow's tails does it take to reach from the earth to the moon?" "One, if it's long enough." Now you know why no royalty ever died laughing.

[@googleaccount4471]

King Martin of Aragon died when his court jester told him he had been “out of the next vineyard, where I saw a young deer hanging by his tail from a tree, as if someone had so punished him for stealing figs.” then the king died of a mixture of laughing and indigestion

[@ladamedesaraignees1764]

It might be a pun in another language.

[@kingkuma4112]

@@googleaccount4471 I stand corrected.

[@Scnottaken]

@@googleaccount4471 I don't get it

[@zelg.5551]

@@Scnottaken I would be worried if you did.

[@Theaveragegamer_12]

At 10:05 the little nod zoey does is adorable

[@elsasslotharingen7507]

Thank you

[@memeily]

@@elsasslotharingen7507 ????

[@memeily]

Omg it's me hello I wasn't expecting this wow

[@24555brent]

Killing Brindley 3 times in 1 round. Zylus is living the life.

[@gremlinswrath2822]

If Zoey wasn't killed by Sjin it could have been 4.

[@dennissingson4759]

If everyone got a defib in their pocket, that would've been 6.

[@DJAvren]

One of the oldest jokes I know still works. Man goes to the barber, and the barber asks "How would you like your hair cut today?" To which the man replies "In complete silence"

[@inspirednamehere6166]

i dont get it. rooms are always silent when *I* walk in

[@WondderWaffel]

Is it common for the barbers in the UK and US to strike up conversations? Every time I've been to the barber, none of them have ever started up any sort of conversation with me, besides the usual question of how do I want my hair cut.

[@Zappygunshot]

I love having friendly conversation with my barbers, it's always a jolly time. You kind of have to though, I only go when I get my hair dyed...

[@thecomfycryptid]

The oldest recorded joke is an old Sumerian proverb. It goes, “Something that has not happened since time immemorial: a young woman did not fart in her husbands embrace.”

[@zeekeno823]

I heard it as "in her husbands lap" which is funnier for me.

[@RyuAuhuo]

Zoey is pure chaotic power and I love it.

[@ElNachoDelicious]

I love how they are so terrified of Tom haha

[@fireshared]

The oldest joke ever is obviously Bodypen

[@realwonkers]

oldest yogs remember

[@drwho990]

Bodypen's service will never be forgotten.

[@burgerkiller4438]

IT WAS BODDYPEN

[@Potoaster]

“Killing joke” Great unnoticed reference sjin, I’m here for ya.

[@simonwallace2848]

8:00 Is when I lost it. Rythian's confused reaction was priceless as well.

[@josiahmcbride9607]

Simon Wallace zoeys actually hilarious

[@joostswg]

Zoey: says/does anything Everybody: laughs

[@Firemalleoandjelly]

10:00-10:07 That non-verbal exchange was amazing

[@DeadlyYellow]

I feel like I need a compilation of Tom saying "Ow" in my life.

[@rpknight9196]

request ThatMadCat then

[@MegaShadowLink]

THE OLDEST JOKE EVER TOLD aka Windows Updates

[@BackRowB]

3:50 I just spat out my huel, it's been a tradition for me to drink my huel watching the yogscast

[@jamesraven6766]

Zoey in TTT is such a delight

[@dermathze700]

I don't know, the Premiere-feature isn't that old...

[@SpaceXPeekedツ]

that legit made me laugh XD

[@masonada8826]

Gg

[@Parkthom]

5:38 the editor deserves an award for that quiet ben scream

[@krukblood-axe3649]

Why was Rythian mad? He IS bees. He still won.

[@gummybread]

Forget sharky and palp, im on team Zolush now

[@thediethrower1803]

To be fair Beepulon didn't say the *better* timeline, he said the *lighter* timeline. Beepulon is still racist but at least it makes some vague amount of sense this way.

[@ryou_ichi]

Zoey at 10:05 is like a child with candy, nodding her head up and down super quickly like shes gonna burst with joy.

[@jumpsplat120]

Whenever zoey silently does crap it's just the funniest

[@helenaketterer8287]

Zylus bullying Lewis...we live in great times 😂

[@blankjack2nd105]

Zoey's back boi's

[@Scio_]

Boi's what?! You can't keep us hanging like a man's keys?!

[@hoodedgenius3249]

there should be a player unique weapon/ability would take a while though, like lewis having a 1 damage harpoon, tom having a shitty taser, zylus having a higher jump, rythian having a controllable 'bee'.

[@lecram86]

LoL that last edit. Being a Yogs editor must be a lot of work but also it lets them have their fair bit of fun. Good work!

[@Badmini99]

Imagine a randomat that would occasionally give people window update prompts that froze them in place.

[@speeda3259]

I have an idea for a weapon and an extra option for the randomizer, For the randomizer its call somthing like the walking dead when its triggered every 30/60 seconds a random person is revived but they take 1/2 damage every 2/3 seconds (the seconds and time could be changed but i think it coupd offer a different playstly and it could have some clutch moments) For the weapon is for traitors/detectives the idea is the same but you shoot a corpse and it will take around 10/20 seconds to revive and take 1/2 damage every 2/3 (it liks a hand held infection it could give another way to play both roles and could give some sjin trolls putting a body under a slam the persone revives and is blown up)

[@diddydragon]

Great ideas but you are pitching them to the wrong people.

[@speeda3259]

I know but it came tp me and i posted in the moment :p

[@JJB855]

I just love how every round of Yogscast TTT is just lots of strange interlinked mini stories such as Sharky and Palp doing their own thing whilst Zoey runs around with a bat...then it all culminates in an absolute massacre.

[@NeinBreaker]

According to an old episode of QI I watched, the oldest written joke is about a man who went to sea and got caught in a violent storm. All his slaves were terrified because they were all likely to drown,, but he just said: "Don't worry, I've freed you all in my will."

[@prince_locke]

YESSSS. ive been hoping and chanting for zoey to appear at the top in the list of people and finally the gem is back

[@moonjunk9054]

10/10 Zoey is in this one

[@therealginge]

Geez Zylus you missed your chance for a classic action movie style line. 13:15 "UPDATE THIS!"

[@g0d0fninjas90]

i have been watching this channel since the tekkit factory (i believe was 2012) and i still can't believe that i have been watching that long and there aren't any minecraft content from time to time (which i'm a bit fine with), i just wanna see the whole crew together again, in a somewhat calm game

[@UltraMC3]

1:14 Ben: I think we might've got stupider since. Nah I think that's America

[@thefiresworddragon927]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, SJIN! That was the best thing I have ever seen you do in all of the time I have watched Yogscast! You running up and offing Ben with a crowbar just out of nowhere!

[@jaden_korr4122]

3:24 Tom: Dance for me Ben: *Starts dancing*

[@zimeron1]

The oldest joke is from 1900 BC Sumeria, and reads "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.” Lewis's Egyptian Pharaoh joke comes in second at 1600 BC.

[@pacosoentken303]

I love sjin quoting the batman comic in the beginning!

[@gamingsnake1769]

I love liking a vid before I see it

[@GewelReal]

Cause you know it's gonna be good

[@GermaphobeMusic]

mfw Yogscast, RTGame, Achievement Hunter, and Monstercat all upload at the exact same time

[@raupig6992]

RTGame is going to be on jingle jam

[@Whinash]

@@raupig6992 WHEN!!!!!!

[@raiderxs1570]

Zylus has finally took his revenge upon Lewis for killing 3 times on the cloud machine map. Worth it 100%

[@-Clueless-]

“Hey, there’s something horrific in the water- come look at it” .... “I don’t see anything... what is it” ... “look at it closer”... “all I can see... is my self...”

[@toptoonsrakttr1187]

Phew it’s been a couple of years since I’ve watched yogscast, feels nice to come by and watch yogscast again

[@Natekonv]

Iv been watching yogscast 6 years now and I am happy the xmas streams have started keep up the hard work lads!

[@ultimateninjaboi]

I'd love to see a study on the evolution of humor. Like... looking at jokes, seeing how our sensibilities have changed over time. What evolved into what. If it's just a linear, ever changing desire for certain things, or if we cycle through sensibilities over time...

[@thegooeymanschannel7128]

Sjin forgetting his joke reminded me of kids in school raising their hand for a question and the teacher calling on them, and the kid saying I forgot.

[@LinkDawnbringer]

That's gotta be the best Yogs TTT video of all time at this point

[@spooky1279]

Lewis:Get in the hole a few minutes later Rythian: Nooo i was so careful

[@mechafloob]

Bees Win is a good meme but the traitors need to start taking it as a glorious pyrrhic victory again

[@kiri7678]

*Scrolls to the comments* *Sees Zoey and Sjin will be in the video* *Smiles evilly*

[@zelg.5551]

Fishnets? Ol' pharaoh boy sure was a man of culture.

[@kevinbeck1]

btw, clicking on "pick a time" for the windows update doesn't let you choose the time. Instead, you are giving Windows to choose a time for you, This is chosen from your inactive hours which are default 5pm - 9am, but can be changed in your settings. If you do not want windows to randomly start the updates, always choose 'remind me later', or 'restart now'.

[@mynameissteven1000]

when Sjin came up and killed Ben with the crowbar 8:08 i started to die of laughter

[@fdgdfgdffdg345]

2 years too late, but the oldest recorded joke is from 1900BC: “Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.”

[@blueberry1c2]

The soulmate randomat is like the pot of greed meme Every time it comes up someone says: "if you kill one of them then they both die"

[@juliangoodman9000]

The funny thing about that fish net joke is that a very similar thing is suspected to have happened. So the guy or woman who wrote that joke zinged the pharaoh that did that

[@spooky1279]

I guess you could say that gave Zylus a window of opportunity

[@terraJosh]

That episode was very confusing, glad they put the editors explanation at the end.

[@RubelliteFae]

Is the joke that it took him 20 years to find someone else and she's making fun of him by asking him if it took him 20 years to figure out her "abnomality?"

[@sKiiTs8]

great episode, i love this group a lot, maybe with the addition of duncan too

[@themattenthehat]

Killing someone while they deal with Windows update is cruel? Hell no, that's a mercy kill.

[@nolanlander1919]

When I hear Lewis' voice say welcome back to trouble in terrorist town I can feel stress come off my shoulders

[@GewelReal]

I got this in my recommended and thought in it was the newest video (as KZbin usually does) and I hear Sjin and I am like: wait what?! Sadly it's an old video. Sjin come back please! I *NEED* you!

[@corporalretreat7563]

Gewel ✔ 🙏

[@Ongomar]

We can only hope

[@Arrusoh]

A thing you need to keep in mind with these old jokes is that it's very likely that the joke was lost in translation. The language itself could be part of the joke making it imposible to translate and keep it's humour.

[@darthmalagus]

Everyone should have known the answer to the British joke wouldn't be "Penis" because of the whole "poked the hole its poked before" bit.

[@bitspacemusic]

A japanese company did try to build a pyramid like the egyptian ones. They couldn't do it and the cost was astronomical.

[@MysticJhn]

Zoey and that bat, MVP of every round. :D

[@dkpsyhog]

Right from the get-go Zoey making a golden pun right there... she’s honestly the best yog around.

[@coreyskuse9387]

"Oh! You're full of crabs!" - Lewis Brindley to Tom Clark 2018

[@Doyoumushroom]

I love zoey. Her voice makes me want to cuddle her all the time.

[@jadenversluis4816]

Hmm that’s doesn’t seem like a creepy thing to say

[@Johnny4life1]

#GiveUsZoeyPlush XD

[@Doyoumushroom]

*in a non-creepy way haha 🤣

[@shanadir]

Good thing the editors were here to explain

[@daidarabotchi3891]

'The chum!' Not _everything's_ about sharks, Ben

[@Zero-0N3]

15:20 Rythian kills him self before the round starts

[@pariah434]

"What's the act called? It was fantastic!" "The Aristocrats!"

[@willhonorless2195]

That evil cackle gets me every time

[@RobSny94]

XD Lewis: Get in the hole Rythian: Ok Zoey: *creepily* Hey

[@BlueDragon1504]

I love how anti tryhard rythian is. He just wants everyone to have fun and I respect that

[@CFWizesageRS]

Lewis "SIJN!" Sjin "Hay is for horses!" Nailed it.

[@buttersddragon]

They should give the detective that shrink thing and also zoey should use it and run around with the bat

[@apaultarter1184]

Ive always thought the oldest joke was why did the dinosaur cross the road. I'm still believing it is till this day.

[@MrSpesh1]

Love the fact that everytime Zoey is traitor she buys a homerun bat.

[@PHANTOMCOWGIRL]

That Winchester in the last round seems like it's the perfect mid range weapon.

[@quinnbuffet3825]

Zoey best member award? "Oh I have power now."

[@DoctorSpudhead]

7:55 I hear BlackRock Shippers cheering right now.

[@IDrankALavaLamp]

TTT is great! Love the editors too ^-^

[@brycevo]

Classic Pharaoh, the old Horndog

[@vineveer4358]

Thank GOODNESS we have the editors to explain what happened.

[@SquirrelHops]

The blind joke was actually so bad that it had me in tears

[@BassCattMusic]

Lewis's forehead is like the motorway, it's long as hell

[@thatbr1t1shguy]

these puns/jokes are criminal.

[@anametobenamed3717]

15:30 well done Rhythian XD

[@foist101]

"AHHHH YOU'RE FULL OF CRABS." - Lewis Brindley

[@_REVERIE]

This episode features a lot of 'swift justice'.

[@poodleman2483]

*Cyanide and Happiness chips in* THE OLDEST JOKE!... IN THE BOOK!!!