this shitpost has been on my mind for months so here you go audio: John Mulaney "The One Thing You Can't Replace" from New In Town stick till the end of the video
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@zoejw6 жыл бұрын
the best part is spot being the one that shits on the computer
@marianara-sauce6 жыл бұрын
Zoe Wierson lets be honest we know he would
@chocolateanders85726 жыл бұрын
Zoe Wierson I started wheezing when Spot fuvking smirked on cue with "took a shit on his computer"
@fiorearciuolo6916 жыл бұрын
“And everyone was drinking like it was the end of The World” BA DUM TSSSS
@ktportalproductions78155 жыл бұрын
I JUST REALIZED THAT OMG
@heatherschmidke90615 жыл бұрын
Or like Race, the end of the wiold
@weresofansie14574 жыл бұрын
It took me two months to get this joke, I watched this two months ago, saw this comment, and I didn’t get it, last night I was thinking about it and am finally understood, so I had to come back and say... holy cow you’re genius.
@krlw3 жыл бұрын
LAUGHING AFTER 2 YEARS
@alyssam44253 жыл бұрын
I'm still here! And still love the fact that Davey is the dad
@meganherbst49826 жыл бұрын
Romeo: “...police.” WHACKS HIM OVER THE HEAD
@marianara-sauce6 жыл бұрын
Megan Herbst HDHSHDBXB jack is Not Pleased
@elmtree99516 жыл бұрын
The image of Davey yelling "scatter!" Is what destroyed me. Thank you for this masterpiece
@annakremras6 жыл бұрын
imagining davey smashing a bottle and screaming “SCATTER” is the funniest shit to me
@marianara-sauce6 жыл бұрын
AnnaKR HONESTLY SAME
@goldenstar84064 жыл бұрын
also spot TAKING A SHIT on pulitzers computer
@goodolmilo49706 жыл бұрын
The two dislikes on this video are mr. and mrs. Macnamara
@hannahsaito45106 жыл бұрын
Why does this fit so perfectly 😂
@sanh54306 жыл бұрын
I don't know why this works but I'm glad it does.
@marianara-sauce6 жыл бұрын
acromaddie FJDGHABCNS thank u,,, i am also glad it works tbh
@kaytlinnicks8336 жыл бұрын
I would like to let you know this is a flawless piece of modern art
@marianara-sauce6 жыл бұрын
Kaytlin Nicks HDHWBFJDBCBS PLS, THANK U,,,,
@lj33536 жыл бұрын
The audio starts and I know it’s going to be perfect
@midnightmage59705 жыл бұрын
Okay Jack stealing old antique photos is my new headcanon/favorite thing ever
@KT-iq7hk5 жыл бұрын
i love how Race is the one to break the pool table
@marianara-sauce5 жыл бұрын
his tap dance solo was too powerful
@isabellanesheiwat84 жыл бұрын
The way the moves lined up with the way John said “and everyone else joined in” SENT ME TO HEAVEN
@lolyoudonthearthepeoplesin6685 жыл бұрын
“So I don’t drink anymore”... “So lets get drunk! Not with liquor” Literally every newsie:AWWWW
@me-and-my-ramekins3 жыл бұрын
Keep in mind he was also in the refuge soooo 😂😂😂
@girlonabookshelf49226 жыл бұрын
1:06 this is too accurate for Race! 👏😂😂😂👏
@elliotdain4 жыл бұрын
I’m just thinking about Crutchie yelling “Fuck da police!” Race jumping onto a pool table and breaking it, Spot shitting on Pulitzer’s typewriter, Davey smashing a 40 on the ground and yelling “SCATTER!” Jack stealing photos, and Kathrine freaking out about it afterwards. My life is complete.
@mikaylal50286 жыл бұрын
Why does this fit perfectly?
@fabulouskelly34386 жыл бұрын
I love John Mulaney and Newsies so this is great
@sophiex3634 жыл бұрын
Me, a musical theatre nerd: hears “macnamara” Also me: HEATHERRRRRRRR
@macaronweasley81003 жыл бұрын
Yep Yep
@sammyisnthere6 жыл бұрын
2:09 the fact that it's Les makes it so much funnier
@kyliecrybaby41613 жыл бұрын
LMAO YEAH
@hannamaac20746 жыл бұрын
This was... beautiful Simply a love letter to the twisted fansies out there truly magnificent
@marianara-sauce6 жыл бұрын
Lucy Catcher im blessed, thank u sincerely, a fellow twisted fansie
@wikaa12066 жыл бұрын
if this isn't Newsies plot in a nutshell
@lindsaypaquette34556 жыл бұрын
I never thought my two favorite things could be combined, I never would have even imagined this. I love it
@marianara-sauce6 жыл бұрын
Lindsay Packet aaaah thank you, this is such a nice comment!! john mulaney and newsies are also two of my favorite things tbh lol
@landry63703 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to write a fanfic with the newsies characters and this story. I would give anything to read something like this
@nerdburger2344 жыл бұрын
“With the confidence of guys who have already BEEN to jail..” Me: *looks at Jack* Jack: I SERVED MY NICKLE YOU COME AND TAKE ME!!
@the_ratking2 жыл бұрын
I thought it was Les
@emilyrodriguez98196 жыл бұрын
THIS IS A MASTERPIECE. JESUS IS CRYING. THIS IS AMAZING. 😂
@marianara-sauce6 жыл бұрын
i cant believe my shitpost made jesus cry god bless
@oliveintheroom13364 жыл бұрын
Jesus is crying Weasel he’s dying
@holybamboozler5 жыл бұрын
"SO LET'S GET DRUNK!" *"YEAH!"*
@marianara-sauce5 жыл бұрын
that's it, that's the video
@holybamboozler5 жыл бұрын
@@marianara-sauce just summed it all up XD
@macaronweasley81003 жыл бұрын
@Angelica Eliza AND PEGGY **Eliza voice* I'm not sorrryyyy
@cascharles38386 жыл бұрын
Spot no
@marianara-sauce6 жыл бұрын
cas charles spot yes
@vampcsers5 жыл бұрын
rainbowblue13 spot maybe
@Dissociated_dolly4 жыл бұрын
Spot. N o
@lykoi27114 жыл бұрын
spot definitely
@ktportalproductions78155 жыл бұрын
The best part is I know all the words to this
@nicolelynn62406 жыл бұрын
Does this mean Crutchie got his limp running from the police?
@eleanorellis23716 жыл бұрын
This is a work of art
@ktportalproductions78155 жыл бұрын
Love that Crutchie is John Mullaney
@vampcsers5 жыл бұрын
we all know race would be the one to do a run and jump on the pool table
@lexi-fs7ih6 жыл бұрын
I was cry laughing to this
@marianara-sauce6 жыл бұрын
lexi hdhwhdbcbdbc thank y o u
@lexi-fs7ih6 жыл бұрын
rainbowblue13 what comedian was that? Bo Burnham?
@marianara-sauce6 жыл бұрын
lexi it's actually john mulaney! it's from his special New In Town and one of my favorite bits of his
@silverstarlightproductions12925 жыл бұрын
I never knew I needed this! Crutchie yelling "F*** da police!" Is the best thing ever!
@blaufufyv18236 жыл бұрын
I am supposed to be getting ready for school, right now, but I don't care! Best thing EVER...
@marianara-sauce6 жыл бұрын
aaaah thank you :D also i hope u got ready for school on time!
@blaufufyv18236 жыл бұрын
rainbowblue13 lol thank u i did;) please we need more of these Haha! But really, u r a genius, this is amazing
@elizatherainwing8686 жыл бұрын
This is the most I have ever seen of the Newsies Broadway musical!!!!!! IM FREAKING OUT MAN IM FREAKING OUT!!!!!!!!😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
@kaiyapelkey99484 жыл бұрын
It's on Disney+!! So if you or a friend have it you could watch the whole thing! It's amazing, I love it!
@goldenstar84064 жыл бұрын
if you don’t have disney+ you can buy or rent it on itunes too
@suahabose41005 жыл бұрын
newsies and john mulaney my TWO FAVOURITE THINGS
@marianara-sauce5 жыл бұрын
BIG MOOD TBH
@lisaslife48074 жыл бұрын
I love how race is the one to dive onto the pool table and snap it in two
@rubbernoseswampdonkey62186 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at this i was wheezing for a good 10 minutes
@marianara-sauce6 жыл бұрын
rubbernoseswampdonkey THANK U I DEDICATED A LOT TO THIS SHITPOST TBH
@Friskytheambassadorfrisk6 жыл бұрын
J A C K 😂😂😂
@madisonbridgett69716 жыл бұрын
This is the best thing to ever happen to me. Thank you. You are an artist.
@misssaramariya6 жыл бұрын
“Did I do that?” I fucking LOST it
@nerdthatyoulove2986 жыл бұрын
This is actually the best thing I've ever seen.
@ella91634 жыл бұрын
this is a ruthless combination of the two things i love most in the world. stunning
@nicolassanslopez33704 жыл бұрын
"John McNamara..." Me, a Starkid fan: I KNOW HIM
@randomweirdo70385 жыл бұрын
I kept laughing so hard because after romeo says police Jack fricking SMACKS him.
@ziplocbaggy5 жыл бұрын
why does this work so well
@marianara-sauce5 жыл бұрын
because all the newsies are inherently shitposts dhdhcn
@karinagonzalez17565 жыл бұрын
this is actually one of the most amazing masterpieces on youtube
@marianara-sauce5 жыл бұрын
HFHSJFJDHF THANK
@ilikebands46965 жыл бұрын
Why is this the most accurate thing ever
@ohhecc75456 жыл бұрын
THIS IS SO GOOD
@marianara-sauce6 жыл бұрын
Atalie Hill !!!!!! im glad you liked it :D
@ohhecc75456 жыл бұрын
rainbowblue13 I think I might follow you on tumblr. It’s me btw 🌹 I absolutely love the Newsies and love your blog (if it is you)
@marianara-sauce6 жыл бұрын
Atalie Hill yea im both rainbowblue13 and marianara-sauce on tumblr! and aaah omg im glad you like my dumb reblogs/art
@racecarhiggins59703 жыл бұрын
This is literally so well edited and yet it's a shitpost and I LOVE IT
@crashvds7773 жыл бұрын
Ok but honestly, every time I see the rally at the theater in the 1992 film and Medda does her number, all I can think of is that she’s performing for a sea of drunk toddlers.
@liaguianen52476 жыл бұрын
This. Is. The. Most. Beautiful. Thing. I’ve. Ever. Seen.
@decentgrocerybag40036 жыл бұрын
DAMMIT JACK
@ellieyoung56046 жыл бұрын
this is SO niche. I love it
@maddieosterman92966 жыл бұрын
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
@marianara-sauce6 жыл бұрын
Maddie Osterman HHCDXBFDV THANK U
@andreagadaleta6 жыл бұрын
AHAHHAAHAH I FRIKIN LOVE JHON MALANEYYY
@softgirlszn63646 жыл бұрын
Macnamera??? Like HEATHER???
@weresofansie14573 жыл бұрын
No like Jake duhhh Lol I get it don’t r/whoosh me
@macaronweasley81003 жыл бұрын
Noooo but Heather isnt a buttholeee
@weresofansie14573 жыл бұрын
@@macaronweasley8100 I haven’t seen Heathers but from what I know I’m pretty sure that’s the whole point
@macaronweasley81003 жыл бұрын
@@weresofansie1457 Heather Mac isnt in my opinion, Chandler and kinda duke yes
@weresofansie14573 жыл бұрын
@@macaronweasley8100 Good to know, I don’t know if I’m ever going to be able to watch Heathers, so it’s good to get information about it.
@mishapenmoonmoth3 жыл бұрын
i love that race is the one to break the pool table and spot is the one that shits on the computer 👏 i love my Agents of Chaos™️
@lillyrosie15596 жыл бұрын
OMG JOHN MULANEY AND NEWSIES TWO THINGS I LOVE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@EmilyofREL2 жыл бұрын
I am not exaggerating when I tell you that this is my favorite video of all time.
@ajax92154 жыл бұрын
I had to watch it twice to fully get the Newsies because the first time I was laughing to hard to pay attention
@mirandar77756 жыл бұрын
When you know who the comedian is
@alastortheradioman2 жыл бұрын
The little smirk on Spot’s face when it says “and took a shit on his computer ”
@monetpinkett8886 жыл бұрын
why am i sobbing?
@possumpetalg5 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite video of all time. Thank you
@coconutthecockatiel4783 жыл бұрын
There are no words to describe how perfect and accurate this is.
@julz67256 жыл бұрын
this is actually so great
@josephkolody59004 жыл бұрын
The pool table part should’ve been the printing press in the cellar. Just sayin
@rine67404 жыл бұрын
This was my first introduction to newsies AND John Mulaney
@liagodino42214 жыл бұрын
omg spots face at the computer shit part is gold
@stephpiano29086 жыл бұрын
Can you please upload the entirety of Newsies Live to KZbin? Even just song clips because I can't find them anywhere and it's killing me
@stephpiano29086 жыл бұрын
Awkwardly Awesome It's not on it here in Australia unfortunately 😭😭😭
@marianara-sauce6 жыл бұрын
Steph Piano i would but i dont want to get a copyright strike D: however, i might be able to get a google drive link for you?
@stephpiano29086 жыл бұрын
rainbowblue13 Oh my god that would be amazing thank you
@Ashfullstop126 жыл бұрын
Steph Piano The drive version of Newsies Live I had got removed, so I'd love a new link.
@zacharytubbs56816 жыл бұрын
its not google drive but mega.nz/#!MkMG1K6S!GghPOsyGyqkqQToTHrrGOndRQXoSLYfaoG1WMUZ8Pg0 enjoy!
@mollysspam44816 жыл бұрын
this is a work of art you should get an award for this
@the_mango_hornets_restaurant5 жыл бұрын
Ok listen I love John Mulaney but looking at the title of this video I had no clue what this was gonna be about and I'm happy to say this has been the best 5 minutes and 30 seconds of my life oh my god
@ItsBoneless6 жыл бұрын
I love this more then anything
@crashvds7773 жыл бұрын
Time to watch this again
@mollysspam44816 жыл бұрын
I fricking love this so much
@jellyfishyishy6 жыл бұрын
MCNAMARA?!
@macaronweasley81003 жыл бұрын
Ik, Heather can't
@SpeciallyShirly4 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best things I have ever watched thank you
@jessagalaxia51656 жыл бұрын
Its 2am s t o p 😂😂😂
@oliviaburnette40776 жыл бұрын
Omg my two favorite things I love the so much
@kyliecrybaby41613 жыл бұрын
I have school tomorrow I should be sleeping but I’m losing my shit over this 💀
@ivygilmore34062 жыл бұрын
The idea of spot being the one to take a shit on the computer was just too much for me
@sagegreeeeeeen10 ай бұрын
I love that Crutchie is John mulaney in this
@AngelinasVoice6 жыл бұрын
this is freaking genius 😂
@marianara-sauce6 жыл бұрын
Angelina's Voice hahaha thank you!
@lesliemarr35096 жыл бұрын
I. LOVE THIS.... SO. MUCH!! OMG
@juliaiw38185 жыл бұрын
Heather.
@annak90964 жыл бұрын
THIS IS INCREDIBLE
@avafilms80984 жыл бұрын
I loved this! Good job! Everything fit perfectly😂
@blahkayonaFriday6 жыл бұрын
this is a great musical, it's on netflix
@sundae_z6 күн бұрын
Another story I heard about myself! Uh, this one happened in 1899. There was this reporter girl whose dad owned the World. His name was Mr. Pulitzer, and his daughter Katherine was a reporter. She worked for the Sun, while we worked for the World. And Mr. Pulizter was an @$$hole. And, one weekend, he decided to raise the price of papes, which you should never do, if you're an @$$hole. And Katherine decided to help the newsboys strike against her dad! Hurray! And everyone around town heard about it, and we all got up individually, and thought, "Okay, let's go over there and DESTROY THE PLACE."
@zlch40217 ай бұрын
I LOGR THAT JACK IS THE ONE WITH TGE PHOTOS THE FOOTAGE WORKS TOO WELL OMG
@ArtsyFartsy0166 жыл бұрын
I'm ded inside😂😂😂😂😂
@lemonbug30964 жыл бұрын
OMG YOU GAVE ME LIFEEE and SPOT WHAT THE HECK
@malloryfallon63943 жыл бұрын
0:03 LOOK. HOW. PURE!!!
@crashvds7773 жыл бұрын
I knew what this was going to be and I was not disappointed Thank you for distracting me from being in the hospital
@itsgrapes-exe Жыл бұрын
this is the most accurate thing ive seen in my life