the one thing you can't replace [FE3H]

[CONTAINS IMAGE SPOILERS/VAGUE SPOILERS]
Finally, the time for a new video has come
This one took forever...
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audio belongs to John Mulaney and his skit "The One Thing You Can't Replace"
characters/media/screenshots are from Fire Emblem: Three Houses

[@TheQuashingoftheTub]

"He and his wife-" *fookin' Lambert pops up* *I am immediately dead*

[@eliseiscool2732]

He loves him

[@ikethethotslayercertifiedw5782]

Why is this skit so goddamn omnipresent in fandoms?

[@vyke6468]

We love it that's why

[@nightmare_creature3757]

Because John mulaney is the god of comedy thats why

[@Agrarius24]

Pure crackhead energy that’s why

[@shinyblue4774]

Because everyone can fit in it That's why it is so good Like the 'Gay or European' song

[@jannaa.7891]

0:40 A laughing track while Dimitri watches his whole family die in the tragedy of Duscur causing him to be clinically depressed is something I never expected to see. But I am pleased.

[@svvansong]

WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL

[@midnightdagger21]

It's been so long since I've seen fire emblem characters over comedian acts. I think the last time was when Echoes was still fresh. I forgot what masterpieces these were.

[@dabluepittoo-aqua4213]

Sylvain later tells Edelgard about this and promptly after she gives Hubert a death stare for about 80 years. Mainly because one of the stolen photos was of Byleth and Jeralt. Also Hilda and Marianne raised Kirby (and Meta Knight maybe) very well

[@leorobin832]

I remember the Takumi and Keaton one and I still love it as well as this new one. Works of art I say.

[@Zekken_The_Lodestar]

I remember that one tok well.

[@HeyItsNovalee]

I’m so glad to see the comedy shorts takumi meme from fates has carried over to three houses it was my favourite thing

[@MarshallXeno]

The fact that this is 60fps makes this so much better

[@mintbunss]

I knew there was gonna be fe3h version

[@cel-]

I love this fandom

[@omega_meep]

I HATE AND LOVE THE FACT THAT ALL OF THIS IS JUST PERFECT

[@Zekken_The_Lodestar]

First I see one with Takumi. Now Sylvan.

[@EyeOfArgus]

Is this the Tragedy of Duscur?

[@Agrarius24]

The underground chamber hhhhhhhhhh

[@BananaBread813]

"A hundred drunk white children" *And Claude* XD

[@shinyblue4774]

And Dudue o and Petra XD

[@ElPikminMaster]

And Lysithea. She's not a child.

[@grassaf4354]

Pikmin Master lmaoooo

[@grassaf4354]

Shiny Blue Dedue wasn’t pictured but Petra, yes

[@grkfunn5821]

Knight Sight almayria (don’t know how to spell it)

[@donuts3132]

HILDA'S BABY IS KIRBY I CAN'T

[@saltytoast9551]

I can 100% imagine Hubert doing that tho

[@floopledoople3399]

AS SOON AS LAMBERT SHOWED UP WHEN IT SAID "WIFE" I STARTED CRACKING UP *AND PROCEEDED TO DIE FOR THE REST OF THE VIDEO*

[@jungkookiemochi2281]

You proceeded to die like how lambert died-

[@pyrothemage3872]

No beta we die like Glenn

[@spartan3554]

No fandom is truly complete without a version of this. Fantastic video!

[@fedechan6325]

Another requirement is the "gay or european" video

[@rhettmitchell]

Fede Chan I'm sorry but what is that

[@dh_isu]

@@rhettmitchell Just look for a video called "Is Niles Gay or European?"

[@ameliachambers8662]

accurate

[@blackwingmaster9570]

This is incredibly true

[@fishiest3539]

when he said "the police" and Seteth showed up I fully lost it

[@jeschoofs]

*i have something to ask of you* *Felix has started a party for the students, but it quickly turned vile. One student even deficated on my desk. I heard flayn might even be there! Please, talk to felix and tell him to stop the party*

[@ashen_roses]

"Blackout drunks" *pic of Manuela* Jesus I just laughed the ugliest laugh

[@FrostSylph]

Sylvain as John Mulaney is just so perfect.

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

The statistics (like Felix's and Slyvain's ages) also add up, so there's no way anyone could say this is unrealistic, because all the puzzle pieces of lore and canon fit right into place nicely.

[@H2h0e]

Sylvain was into the granny in the antique photos

[@Lauren-tg5jj]

“Let’s go over there and destroy the place.” *shows Tragedy of Duscur* C’mon, man.

[@asdfghjkl1231508]

I've always thought sylvain and hubert would make great friends. Them not having any supports is a CRIME

[@asdfghjkl1231508]

3 people like my headcanon, guess it's time to crack the fanart pencil

[@colorbenja6163]

@@asdfghjkl1231508 54 now, way to go pal

[@asdfghjkl1231508]

@@colorbenja6163 holy shit mom im famous

[@wanderlustwarrior]

I saw a fanart once where Sylvain, Hubert, Edelgard and Claude were the Garreg Mach Chess Club, and that is my head canon. In CF's postgame, Claude and Hubert definitely play chess by mail.

[@had-sd4hs]

Love how at 2:30 everyone BUT Lysithea has a pacifier in their mouth

[@bigred3825]

lysithea is the epitome of maturity, that's why

[@Yapuwfou]

Plot twist: Felix threw the party on purpose, knowing everyone would go batshit and fuck up his dad's shit.

[@shinyblue4774]

So this is why we don't know how Glenn looks-

[@randomyoutubeuser261]

Why?

[@ashen_roses]

When I tell you I screamed

[@bootaroshoejo7210]

@@randomyoutubeuser261 Hubert stole the photo

[@randomyoutubeuser261]

@@bootaroshoejo7210 damn you Hubert!

[@kitg820]

This is so severely underrated lmfao the Hilda part had me sendinggg

[@OctorokHero]

Steve Urkel is my favorite Three Houses character.

[@adamkampen]

I like how you implied that Kirby is Hilda's son

[@CalicosNook]

Hubert no-

[@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436]

Is nobody going to mention Hilda doing 654 damage to some poor Thief?

[@kendramartin3620]

The editing,,,, impeccable,,,, amazing ty for the good food

[@sovsuz]

This is my favorite type of garbage I love your editing so much its amazing

[@alyssaolson7964]

Seeing who John's friend John is is always the best part of these skits

[@BrickChimneySmoke]

It's so sad at the beginning of the video I knew it was going to be Hubert being the guy yep

[@xenorayy]

I like how Lysithea doesn't have a pacifier, is it because she already looks like a kid that she doesn't need it?

[@bluemoon0371]

I think it's because she's constantly telling everybody that she's not a child.

[@gaiuswoltislovewoltislife6661]

This is the peak of comedy. You change my mind

[@yes7281]

Caspar no!

[@joed2022]

I lost it at the end 🤣

[@meetmeinoblivion5924]

Absolutely amazing!!! I couldn't stop laughing🤣 love Sylvain

[@DrTam]

I love your edits so much I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@emmasprague5465]

I'M CRYING HOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING

[@adamkampen]

As soon as I heard "party" I remembered I know this skit

[@1lbastone765]

Imagining Ferdinand saying “Fuck da police” made me laugh so hard!

[@emmad4308]

This is glorious

[@Zwei-II]

I was like alright that's a pretty Sylvain story, and never really understood why hubert pop up as Alex until he mentions the photos again, then I realized

[@bastian_1991]

Omg I never heard this one before and came straight onto FE3H hahahahaha amazing. Nearly as good as the Gay or European Claude lol

[@zzskyninjazz1821]

I like the image of Claude, Edelgard and Dimitri getting together to plot to fuck shit up

[@phareye5079]

hearing the line " thats what we did back then " hits different during quarantine

[@foxdandy9316]

God I cry this is sooo funny

[@grassaf4354]

I love when my fandoms also love John Mulaney lmao

[@lancejburns]

I KNEW the moment I saw this video that Alex would be hubert.

[@nightmare_creature3757]

Ok this is among the best versions of this meme, forget that its fe3h (im more of a jjba fan myself) the editing is fuckin👌

[@shiomicchi7247]

I'm crying, I didn't think anything could top the Takumi version of this skit but you proved me wrong my dear friend, have a cookie for your hard work and for making me smile during midterm season

[@TheDimensionDweller]

Honestly, this is one of the highest quality sprite videos I've seen for this story! Good work!! Love the choice of Seteth for the police man.

[@timfortune9]

"That thought that only blackout drunks..." (shows Manuela) That was the best part.

[@Atikal07]

god the editing for this is perfect such perfect choices for everything

[@thatoneswordguy]

2:30 YOU DIDN'T CHANGE ANYTHING FOR LYSITHEA I CAN'T-

[@swordmasterarie7752]

Damn this is good editing, nice job

[@haruspexmusic9340]

this is legendary

[@AmuletRebel]

That 654 crit tho

[@deegleffler4887]

I am dead. I have died I am deceased. That is the most perfect and unexpected use of Hubert ever

[@octolingo1892]

I was so invested and when hubert showed up i LOST IT LMAO this is great

[@nooe.l4310]

0:40 KILLED ME OH MY GOD

[@roaringthunder115]

Every fandom needs one. It’s hilarious

[@c9bepis939]

While this trend came and went with Fates, your editing is still very good! For some small criticism, for some of the portions where you had no obvious choice of a scene from the game to match the skit, I feel as though talking heads with some related backgrounds (IE Sylvain and Hubert in front of a game of Pong) would've fit better than an unrelated scene (IE Dimitri fighting while the skit is talking about running wild at the party). Just a small adjustment, great work on this!

[@liaminator4950]

SYLVAIN IS 19 IN THE ACADEMY???????

[@HeyItsNovalee]

I’m so glad to see the comedy shorts takumi meme from fates has carried over to three houses it was my favourite thing

[@HeyItsNovalee]

I’m so glad to see the comedy shorts takumi meme from fates has carried over to three houses it was my favourite thing

[@panfluteskeleton]

One of my favorite FE:TH meme videos

[@roaringthunder115]

This fits so well I love it.

[@synapsestatic]

claude tried to like it 3 times

[@itsdoggieplayz4273]

I would totally do what Alex did

[@HeroXAS]

This is a song?

[@n64memeface76]

whats this comedians name?

[@nicolegrace7561]

John Mulaney