The Only Japanese Goblin I Know For Real (Hard For Them To Breathe)

📥💾🔗: docs.google.com/document/d/14...
I don't make stuff for clout, but in this case... this is purely for the clout. Yes, this is nothing but shameless discord repost bait. That's right, I even have the mashup in video form right here so you can download it instead of just posting the link to this video for some godforsaken reason. cdn.discordapp.com/attachment...
Feel free to repost this hilarious Revengeance Status! video in your meme channels (which I know you have) like 9999 times until the schmucks that frequent it are so goddamn tired of it that they'll wanna place their heads under a tire and drop a cinderblock on the gas pedal. Hell, you can even steal someone's r18 anime art and poorly edit it to the start as a bait and switch so that other sun-deprived children can fall for it.
I, for one, welcome the inevitable blessing the algorithm will give me for this. Let it wash over me and bless me with views and subscribers. Come rain; wash it all away
#mashup #japanesegoblin #revengeancestatus

[@DMAN99]

“It’s called Touhou, Jack. You see, Ibuki isn’t actually a goblin at all, she’s an oni which mea-“ “What the hell are talking about”

[@alvarodiazrodriguez2603]

I never got this codec call with Otacon.

[@NeoAya]

@@alvarodiazrodriguez2603 actually doktor would be the one saying this 🤓

[@alvarodiazrodriguez2603]

@@NeoAya you mean it wasn't the one gate guard at Sunny's compound?

[@TheXell]

Don't act like Raiden wouldn't know EXACTLY what is being talked about. Friggin' Cyborg-Weeb.

[@Gurmudgin]

I swear, these conversations make less and less sense the longer I listen.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

“This is what happens when you bring a mashup to a song fight.”

[@yourlocalraccoondealer8611]

And when you bring anime to a samurai showdown

[@Listereen]

Guess I have to share it then, kzbin.info/www/bejne/aX-nc4qDhdKXl8U

[@user-tm1fl1mv9i]

hello mustacheless guy

[@spidey5558]

@@yourlocalraccoondealer8611 And what happens when you DON'T bring a rickroll into a bait and switch fight

[@spidey5558]

@Starlight Stage Television Official Channel What

[@DaymanOurSavior]

I'm confused, why is there no r18 anime clip at the beginning accompanied by a montage of jetstream sam? instead we get a banger mashup of not one but 2 MGR songs, japanese goblin and adam levine.

[@extorius25]

Read the Description.

[@exynth1a215]

@@extorius25 this was an ironic comment

[@user-kx4cf7iy5u]

mmmmmm

[@badbadger.]

@@extorius25 I only mashup high quality videogame songs

[@SeanCityNavy]

I am also very confused, glad I am not the only one.

[@Sapheiorus]

Touhou is still being true to its 20-year-old MO to this day: hijack the memes, crossover with everything, and never be forgotten.

[@landchannel7688]

Same thing with mgr I guess

[@stopgroomingchildren]

Same thing with JoJo i quess

[@ser3942]

Same thing with tf2 I guess

[@dean_l33]

Can we say the same with the yakuza series

[@PocketBeemRocket]

Any flag flying fan of Touhou has my respect and a beer on me.

[@MTB396]

i dunno how to feel about this as a meme anymore. But the only thing i know for real is that this is banger. >)

[@aprostateprofit7459]

Didn't you do the original clip?

[@kiwi_spy1603]

@@aprostateprofit7459 yeah he did

[@lolpl0000]

@@aprostateprofit7459 yeah he’s a god. He makes all his stuff on a 200 dollar notebook.

[@ilovepizzaxd]

bread:like:

[@ROBOHOLIC1]

This is like 2 bait and switches in one. All that's missing is a Rickroll.

[@pointlessrandom7619]

True

[@centurosproductions8827]

I fail to understand where the bait-and-switch comes in. This seems like a perfectly ordinary Triple-Q mashup to me.

[@1010otep]

there isn't any bait and switching???

[@twinodoom]

@@centurosproductions8827 Both sounds were used for Bait and Switch clips

[@rugino3614]

You just didn't notice it yet

[@Skippyxlxlxl]

It needs to be this way.

[@doctorfunk7959]

It needs to go away.

[@strangewisdom4009]

this needs to keep going

[@imarock.7662]

@@doctorfunk7959 *It needs to stay.*

[@twinodoom]

This is the only way

[@alvarodiazrodriguez2603]

It HAS to be this way, even.

[@rinarii07]

I love how you put watermark because we all know damn well people gonna stole this for those bait-and-switch memes

[@sansnom5269]

Making the mother of all mashups here, Jack!

[@Maniacman2030]

Can't fret over every troll!

[@lemmonboy6459]

Technically that would be his Sucker mashup THAT was his mother of all mashups

[@franklinturtleton6525]

Nano-memes, son.

[@BananaHoardX]

Like the good ol' days after *Gangnam Style!*

[@drocadile8845]

Can't fret over every DMCA strike!

[@Areodax]

Local man whose claim to fame is mashing up people's work has done it again. He keeps getting away with it!

[@Scy416]

He should be stop... He's putting supah hot fire mashups

[@user-kx4cf7iy5u]

mmmmm

[@redbasher636]

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IIIIIT!

[@anonymousmystery6071]

Well shit, a Brazilian Goblin Samurai decided to be a menace to society

[@alvarodiazrodriguez2603]

Fear the double jump

[@kalimatronix]

Touhou 19: Brazilian Goblin Samurai

[@kurint8350]

Fantastic. Was considering covering this mashup specifically but now I no longer have a reason to. Thanks!

[@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988]

Yo can you do this reversed

[@edelweissurya6409]

then faund something else for you to strive for

[@trisscar05]

Do it anyway, with your own twists.

[@user-kx4cf7iy5u]

mmmmmm

[@koulb5720]

This video will blow up like fire because of shitty bait discord memes and the algorithm in like a week Good job TripleQ

[@theodorehoag2524]

anime but its MGR but its actually also touhou

[@K3Vz0]

this exact mashup already existed through discord before this video got released tho

[@fishonmydish7774]

@@K3Vz0 that's what I was curious about, is this a reupload or did he use the same audio for the beginning?

[@Skona99]

HEHEHEHEHEHEH

[@user-kx4cf7iy5u]

mmmmmm

[@mariobrothersfan2792]

I can’t believe Triple Q’s been doing Metal Gear Rising mashups half a decade before it became a big meme-

[@theodorehoag2524]

MGR was always a big meme it just took a while for it to have its revengeance

[@ikillstupidcomments]

MGR was maximum meme from the word go, it's just that normies and zoomers took close to a decade to notice it.

[@jbark678]

Stand Alone Complex in action.

[@leaffinite3828]

@Idiot Magnet its almost like 10 years ago zoomers were like 12

[@SuperNcamp]

I stopped writing my essay to listen to this. I can confidentiality say that I wasn't disappointed.

[@chokahn6677]

Get back to writing

[@SuperNcamp]

@@chokahn6677 I will, LMAO. My ADHD activated and sent me towards here without a second thought.

[@chokahn6677]

@@SuperNcamp same

[@user-kx4cf7iy5u]

mmmm

[@teachme5334]

stopped writing lesson plans to savor this mastery

[@lilgrimyking8659]

_After besting the legendary warrior Frederick Fazinbearton in an honorable duel of swords, Sam took the bear's dying words to heart, and withdrew his path of revenge in favor of a more righteous one. He moved to the deep regions of Japan, to a village far from the big cities, where he took as a student a young oni with a vigorous spirit, very similar to his own. He continues to train her to this day, a daughter to him, and a father to her..._

[@Jsslade]

write a novel

[@heyauser7702]

@Steven Armstrong O_O

[@Adrian-ow6pr]

Its starts as shit posting and decents into art. Truly a master of his craft

[@ShadowDaPk]

*Descends Not "decents"

[@TheRealAlpha2]

*transcends

[@SnipGuy]

(English Lyrics) (The Only Thing I Know For Real) Memories broken The truth goes unspoken I've even forgotten my name I dont know the season, or what is the reason I'm standing here holding my blade A desolate place (place) Without any trace (trace) It's only the cold wind I feel It's me that I spite as I stand up and fight The only thing I know for real There will be blood-shed The man in the mirror nods his head The only one left Will ride upon the dragon's back Because the mountains don't give back what they take Oh no There will be blood-shed It's the only thing I've ever known (We Are Japanese Goblin) As dusk befalls onto the land Here I am, waiting for tonight's party in vain Has it not begun yet? Well thats fine. I'll just blow off a chamomile Everyone and anyone kept saying that I'm powerless In villages, they kept repeating "Katashihaya" I'll just ask them with my fist, "Ekaserikurini" And they will be good as forgotten (The Only Thing I Know For Real) Losing my identity Wondering if I've gone insane To find the truth in front of me I must climb this mountain range Looking downward from this deadly hight Never realizing why I fight (Harder To Breathe) How dare you say that my behavior's unacceptable So condescending, unnecessary critical I have a tendency of getting very physical So watch your step, 'cause if I do, you'll need a miracle You drain me dry and make me wonder why I'm even here The double vision I was seeing is finally clear You want to stay, but you know very well I want you gone Not fit to tread the ground that I am walking on When it gets cold outside and you've got nobody to love You'll understand what I mean when I say "There's no way we're gonna give up" And like a little girl that cries in the face of a monster That lives in her dreams Is there anyone out there? 'Cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe (We Are Japanese Goblin) As dusk befalls onto the land Here I am, waiting for tonight's party in vain Has it not begun yet? Well thats fine. I'll just blow off a chamomile (The Only Thing I Know For Real) Because the mountains don't give back what they take Oh no There will be blood-shed It's the only thing I've ever known I couldn't find the Japanese lyrics for "We Are Japanese Goblin"

[@iloveulana.pr_828]

Thanks for the good text!

[@Silver_light77]

knowing the english lyrics just makes this go harder

[@Maniacman2030]

I kinda want to see an MGR2 now. Either we cover Sam's journey taking out the South American Cartels or we move to where Sam gets Grey Fox'd(or something similar) in a sequel with Raiden. Too bad it'll most likely never happen, but a man can dream. Especially with this Masterpiece in his ears.

[@Blu3-Fir3]

Yes, I'd love to play that and a Zone of the Enders 3, both under Hideo Kojima.

[@amosdeguzman9980]

@@Blu3-Fir3 Kojima didn't even direct this game though, he was just a producer.

[@divinehatred6021]

too bad Konami is a braindead company that seriously sells trilogy on PC without any *even QoL* changes, no one expects a proper remaster on a modern engine or even on FOX engine...

[@feorge33]

This is proof that meme sorcery is a flat circle. Two old memes combine into a cursed banger.

[@ReptilianLepton]

>flat >meme involves Suika Ayyyy lmao

[@Weird_Alchemist42]

"I see now. You deny this Japanese Goblin her true purpose..." "...what the hell are you talking about?!"

[@satansgayniece6246]

The best part of the MGR resurgence is more Triple-Q mashups

[@Maniacman2030]

MGR Memes have made quite an interesting resurgence, I'll say that.

[@thedarkcity4084]

Reimu: "Suika, what the hell are you doing-" Suika: **pulls out Muramasa** "THERE WILL BE BLOODSHED"

[@niblet8308]

I can't tell anyone I care about that I listen to this unironically

[@Bluecho4]

"I understand your attempts at humor. I simply do not find them entertaining." Is this the new "I'll dedicate the rest of my life to forgetting it"?

[@Maelstromarranges]

dang, there were so many bad mashups that I forgot that good ones could actually sound nice

[@TheRealGasGiant]

Those The Only Thing I Know for Real remixes are always the best

[@attackcrash]

Born too late to explore the world for the first time, born too early to travel through the cosmos. Born just in time to witness the clashing of beats from sexy samurai ideologists and scary anime waifu deities. Truly, this is the one and only Golden Age.

[@CombineWatermelon]

Sir... Suika is a child.

[@FCTouhou]

​@@CombineWatermelon🤓Actually she is a very old oni🤓

[@consolemans]

The beat at 1:42 goes hard, like legit fantastic

[@sijiehe1826]

unfortunately for you triple-q this has already been done so the clout profit has dropped though this is still the best version by a long shot lmao

[@MENTLE]

A true bloodshed moment

[@1echuga]

absolute BASED description HOLY

[@nuclearlime]

Just realized in Lost Word (mobile touhou game), Suika has an ability where she summons a red katana that looks a lot like Sam’s Murasama. History repeats itself.

[@kutaro1356]

my favorite part was when Sieghart "The Steel Determination" said 'It's Turbin' Time!' and turbed all over The Library

[@sleepy_boi7552]

truly a turbin time moment

[@eathamgamer]

He went goblin mode

[@spidergalva]

Now that’s a pretty meme, exquisite

[@Maniacman2030]

Meme-xquisite

[@wolfheartlog]

the description is just so.... exquisite. *chef's kiss* hope you'll get a lot of clout from this, triple q lol

[@Warnerd24]

He did it. The ultimate version. Gaming.

[@antiradiationsnowy1536]

Oh boy, I can't wait to repost this in the #meme channel of all the discord servers of which I am a member

[@Pyrus425]

This made 30 seconds feel like 30 minutes Congratulations

[@dragetgame6422]

"Good, why that's very good, yes, i like that"

[@sceon7274]

based description

[@cirmimikyu9958]

turbulence office XD

[@Jourihara]

Lyrics: Memories broken The truth goes unspoken I’ve even forgotten my name I don’t know the season Or what is the reason I'm standing here holding my blade A desolate place (place) Without any trace (trace) It’s only the cold wind I feel It’s me that I spite As I stand up and fight The only thing I know for real There will be blood-shed The man in the mirror nods his head The only one left Will ride upon the dragon’s back Because the mountains don’t give back what they take Oh, no, there will be blood-shed It’s the only thing I’ve ever known Yuuyami ga kono basho wo tsutsumu kara Koyoi no sakana ni machibouke Kurikaesu "mada kana?" "mou ii yo!" Kamitsuren ga sora ni yurugu Hito wa mina dareshimo ga hiriki da to Sato ni tsutawaru wa Katashihaya Kobushi de tou Ekasenikurini Ato wa mou wasuremono Losing my identity Wondering have I gone insane? To find the truth in front of me I must climb this mountain range Looking downward from this deadly height And never realizing why I fight How dare you say that my behavior's unacceptable? So condescending, unnecessarily critical I have the tendency of getting very physical So watch your step, 'cause if I do you'll need a miracle You drain me dry and make me wonder why I'm even here This double vision I was seein' is finally clear Want to stay, but you know very well, I want you gone Not fit to fu- tread the ground that I am walkin' on How dare you say that my behavior's unacceptable? So condescending, unnecessarily critical I have the tendency of getting very physical So watch your step, 'cause if I do you'll need a miracle You drain me dry and make me wonder why I'm even here This double vision I was seein' is finally clear Want to stay, but you know very well, I want you gone Not fit to fu- tread the ground- RULES OF NATURE When it gets cold outside, and you got nobody to love (follow the laws of the wild) You'll understand what I mean When I say there's no way we're gonna give up (Gotta follow the laws of the wild) Out here only the strong survive Yuuyami ga kono basho wo tsutsumu kara Koyoi no sakana ni machibouke Kurikaesu "mada kana?" "mou ii yo!" Kamitsuren ga sora ni yurugu Because the mountains don’t give back what they take Oh, no, there will be blood-shed It’s the only thing I’ve ever known

[@jeffpussylol2578]

The description is what makes this a masterpiece

[@waffletime939]

it’s turbin’ time!

[@sleepy_boi7552]

very

[@ryancurtis5425]

Okay, but Harder to Breathe unironically goes hard!

[@Sugandata]

I don't even know what the hell is happening but holy s*** this is so good.

[@xYamakaze]

Losing my identity to the Japanese Goblin, but the goblin doesn't give back what she takes.

[@starchcontrast4214]

I loathe how utterly perfect this is.

[@AzureSetsunai4345]

I'm honestly crying rn I wasn't expecting this lmfao

[@beverlygadson]

jet stream Sam and shadow the hedgehog are almost the same character, I would really like some kind of remix with one of each others themes being mashed up.

[@koifish528]

Nothing but facts in the description

[@woodflink1867]

description is just, wonderful. chef's kiss.

[@Jsslade]

Stolen comment

[@DarwiniaShock]

Wow... This is an absolute monstrosity. It's Brilliant.

[@FireballPC]

Me at 3am having a brain aneurism

[@davedvd3030]

WHY DOES THIS SOUND GOOD?

[@Uranium-jj7le]

Suika Is drunk... Sam has a Sword Demoman is Drunk and has a Sword... Sam and Suika's Child is Demoman Discuss

[@Brendanj101]

Magic Drinking Oni Loli Learns the way of the SAMurai.

[@DIO.S_STANDAH]

"Shhhh! Do you hear it Jack?"

[@Ihavedementia-nr6pt]

im actually scared of how good this is...

[@rodrigoa.m3566]

What an abomination. I love it.

[@son_renan_oficial]

this song is fun to listen to

[@Tojux_]

The description and ending are *immaculate*

[@-Raylight]

*Making mother of all mashups here, can't fret over every other mashups!* Sam's smiles will never get old, his smiles too beautiful 😂

[@Skona99]

"Ah the ultimate vibe-check, Even de-monetized that guy is a pain in my ass." -Susan Wojcicki

[@sageburns2231]

THIS IS A CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC

[@eugenenalpin6058]

0:22 This is the face off a man who just shat in a display toilet at Ikea

[@midorinchan]

The MVs work far better together than I would expect XD

[@AhegodKira]

I'm gonna play this at my wedding

[@Xbalanque84]

Good choice. The closest thing to that I've settled on is Gooseworx's _Waltz of the Meatball Man,_ specifically to be played at my funeral as they lower my coffin into the grave.

[@minigunercoolguy2786]

Ok but why does it work so well?

[@AwesimChanel]

This is cursed. Favorited and shared

[@Fluxuation]

1:03 missed opportunity to put senator here

[@cringe805]

It doesn't fit at all but it fits amazingly perfect at the same time Day 2 watching it at 3:52AM This is fucking amazing i can't stop listening

[@universesbiggestdouchebag8350]

Thanks for admitting the truth man. Honesty is better than lying almost all the time.

[@fcantil]

I was just expecting this to just be a simple mashup of the two songs like everyone else did but of course, there's some more.👌

[@DrunkenCoward1]

“I see. You deny your liver its purpose.“

[@NeoAya]

Triple Q went off in the description goddamn

[@EZModo]

Very nice, Tripe-Q! Your best mashup yet!

[@samuelaavila8285]

I just looked through your channel and I can't believe you been doing mashups like this for like fucking decade holy shit dude.

[@takenname8053]

Very NICE, happy to see you do this mashup with your twist!

[@freshmoor9357]

WHOOO! the master of mashups has mustered another monster of a song!

[@douma9877]

dude got thunder thighs bigger than....power grids

[@literallyalois2966]

"Accept it, Raiden, you're a japanese goblin!"

[@user-cq1tg8nr2b]

何を見せられたのかは分からないけど、これが素晴らしいことは分かる

[@DeadNinja1]

This feels like a fever dream. Good job!

[@javes6302]

Now that's an amazing *mashup, Exquisite!*

[@eai222]

Perfection at it’s finest

[@imarock.7662]

Two masterpices combined. I love it.

[@zinski8838]

*3 rules of nature makes a special appearance

[@ldkWhatToWriteHere]

@@zinski8838 And Harder To Breathe by Maroon 5 is here too

[@infernox1099]

That description is golden, holy hell QQQ, you've outdone yourself

[@KatzRool]

This is the superior edition of this mashup. Thanks for posting.

[@FilthyCasualty]

I wonder if the description is foreshadowing a Red Sun mashup. I won’t let this distract me from the fact that this is a banger.

[@WhiteWolfRQ]

The description is the best part of this video

[@ChillaxingJay]

another banger as always 🔥

[@CharlotteVanHalenCh]

oh i'm a gummy bear, yes i'm a gummy bear, oh i'm a yummy, chummy, funny, lucky gummy bear, yes i'm a

[@Triple-Q]

Yo I love these Mori Calliope lyrics

[@moviedudexd5579]

@@Triple-Q El sha'ab el souri bil sahhat Lal majd byerfa’a rayat A'am b'yehtuf bi tlat kilmat Allah Souriya w Bashar. (Nehhna rjalak ya Bashar!)

[@iberis361]

*_"We~ are Brazilian Goburin!"_*

[@chickenking67]

Now I see... You deny your mashup it's beat drop!

[@Alberecht]

I was just listening to your music, nice timing

[@tracythomas4700]

Yet another banger from this channel.

[@sleepyyamato]

"Show me a good time, Suika"