THE PALEST SHADE - Fenty Beauty Pro Filt'r Review | John Maclean

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I decided to produce a Brand and Product Focus Film focusing on the application and wear of two products from the recently released Fenty Beauty Cosmetics Brand.
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Fenty Beauty - Pro Filt'r Soft Matte Longwear Foundation Shade 100
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Kat Von D - Lock It Creme Concealer Shade Light 1 Neutral
EYES
Kryolan - Dermacolor Creme Concealer Shade D40
MAC - Powder Eyeshadow Shade Concrete
TOOLS
MAC - 130 Brush
MAC - 263 Brush
Space.NK - Found Brush
Wayne Goss - 02 Brush
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Film Produced By John Maclean

[@roisin1159]

10% of the comments are actually about the product 90% of the comments are about his mesmerising hypnotic voice

[@-butterfish3058]

More like 1% and 99%

[@xlillyisgonex8891]

IsThisNameTaken? 666 likes 0-0 I’ll save you

[@MissAfricanAmerican99]

Factz

[@nierohsplaylist]

Reminds me of Robin Williams from Mrs. Doubtfire. Haha Unattractive to say the least.

[@trishtran4348]

IsThisNameTaken? I haven’t seen one comment bout the foundation or match stick lol. I’m still looking

[@sadietaylorsversion13]

He speaks in 24 karat gold calligraphy

[@itnanurhaliza1571]

Hahahaa

[@alisongrace4334]

Beautiful voice.

[@nieyana9442]

Not gold but diamond

[@zhao5041]

Wait he speaks in gold, Roasts people in diamond and royal we in jewels!😆

[@carolincheco7711]

Why is he so beautiful and elegant :0 I just wanna stare at him

[@dannydevitoes4046]

Most beauty gurus: oMg ItS so PReTtY, sO CUte iM DyINg, It’S so PrETty! John: The shade reminds me of a crimson similar to that of which I once knew in childhood, almost like a turkish delight with a side of cherries on a warm summer’s eve.

[@ashh641]

LMAOO

[@giulianacr2638]

That's so poetic 🌺📝

[@k.o.h8446]

Sophia Green That was amazing. 😂❤

[@daydreamera8558]

don't forget the lip movements tho

[@electraheart2476]

Y E S

[@Mathuyius]

*SHAKESPEARE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*

[@V-2512]

And Lady Macbeth is quacking.

[@ees3155]

@@V-2512 quAcKiNG

[@lethargicbianca]

i am getting vampire vibes oh my lord how did i end up here and why am i enjoying it this much??

[@lauramoser4701]

Bianca Robles right ....?????? I'm glued

[@idoru__]

IKR GUUUURL i thought i was alone getting those vampire vibes

[@habasharabiansara3540]

Bianca Robles but then her voice is mesmerizing!!

[@bjones2600]

Morticia Addams was my first thought lol! Especially with the really graceful, enunciated speaking. It's fascinating.. 😂😍

[@ChoSimba1]

same

[@Heisienburg]

*my wig has been ever so slightly removed off*

[@kalacs32]

How unfortunate it is that I must inform you that "remove off" is, in fact, incorrect.

[@Seiferboi]

What does that mean? I keep seeing similar comments throughout the videos I watch and I have no idea what it means.

[@thatonemomfriend6714]

@@Seiferboi it's because John is very eloquent, so it became some kind of "meme". Not to make fun of him of course, I think they're complimenting him. So yeah... That's kinda it🙃

[@yes-ri7ek]

@Inis Kojeli I quite agree to the comment where you replied to the comment of someones comment that a person has written on the 23 of april 2019 my time on the platform www.youtube.com on the KZbin-Channel underneath the filum owned and created by the Lord, the saviour, marvelous John Maclean.

[@brittl5778]

I do beg your pardon, but I do believe the word you’re looking for is peruke; not this word “wig”

[@saraixchicken]

This is how I imagine royalty during the 1400’s

[@pantyhatgirl7568]

Literally how I imagine Mary queen of scots

[@salma-be1bw]

Well he was born in 2100 bc

[@arwengarraway9143]

Me realising that I have his vocabulary but not the accent and I'm too lazy

[@jfkwkfk8867]

@@salma-be1bw sksksksakdaüdsasdfagfsdf

[@emilyslicer2843]

Queen Elizabeth I making sure shes snatched for her portrait

[@jayla8188]

Me: oH cOoL iT mAkEs My SkIn ShInY!1! John: "As you can see, it just adds the most ethereal essence to my skin"

[@allenamores04]

Sophistry.

[@naveenach9234]

Hahaha

[@oonaverse]

1 thousandth like!

[@robyn109]

a beauty guru with an expanded vocabulary is so refreshing

[@rosediamond4132]

Its because he's not American xD

[@siddhi990]

oMg so pIgMenTed

[@leakydiapers]

Donna Nicole um i was in england and they talk just like americans but with an accent. john is just educated it has nothing to do with his nationality.

[@cc-co3gk]

george clooney from your dreams As someone from London I wholeheartedly agree with this.

[@robyn109]

Jennism ^^^

[@mialeht5603]

At first I was kinda weirded out by his aura and voice, but after a couple minutes I can really appreciate his thorough review and excellent vocabulary

[@Paputsza]

MiaLeht john was just really close to the camera at the beginning so it felt like a floating head.

[@superaura9]

yea...in the beginning I was kinda scared and it shocked me when he's voice was so dark 'cause I was convinced that he was a girl xD

[@PapaRoachie]

MiaLeht SAME

[@moslypig]

Please look at his hashtags in his description bar 😂

[@mialeht5603]

Malinda B omg hahaha

[@liv9139]

My wig has been the most satisfactorily removed. My jaw is ever so slightly detached

[@eduardaarrais]

I hope for your jaw to heal, my fair mate

[@gentlestormwyatt]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@doubletroublegrays]

My dear, I hope your jaw manages to lift back into place after watching these magnificent filums of his.

[@shysensei2348]

@@doubletroublegrays *filums

[@doubletroublegrays]

@@shysensei2348 What?

[@ninska1851]

I thought this was a woman but I found something better: an androgynous cultured and inmortal being

[@YourGirl_Nancyy]

Trinidad Leone THIS was my exact thought😂💯

[@meo_meow3556]

She's so pretty i thought andddddd i heard his voice..... Ooofff Elves prince.....

[@brianacherry776]

Exactly

[@daydreamera8558]

wait until Jeffree Sees this comment

[@kiki29073]

@@meo_meow3556 Yes! That's what John reminds me of. An Elvish Prince.

[@plumbobboy9883]

Me: I have some rihanna songs in my playlist John: I have very many of her records within my archive.

[@gmailgmail4183]

i

[@russyraiwalui5851]

*a multitude of her records😉😁

[@ouchmyvagooter7078]

Plumbob Boy *vast array of musical compositions

[@pearlob9552]

@@ouchmyvagooter7078 my God damn 😂😂😂

[@sbhrrymlk]

@@ouchmyvagooter7078 literally found my wig in the depths of the pacific ocean hNng

[@MarinLay]

Me before John: I’m pale af... Me after John: I’m quite of the belief that I’m of the very fairest of skin tones..

[@mars7609]

Ms DarkstaR yes, John seems to have that effect on people. I will be making life goal to be articulate in a higher measure now.

[@tinalove4324]

saw this when he said "fairest of skintones" or something lol

[@citizenerased7746]

Ms DarkstaR - 😂😂

[@gemini.4067]

I so pale...

[@unicornfart7706]

😂🤣

[@hikaeggyolk2759]

i will pay for you to insult me

[@amieton9937]

Banana Peel the best insult I could think of is; “Your such a lower middle class peasant, you could never handle my glowing presence with your dusty drugstore make up and dollar tree quality skin.” I would add more but I’m to late to reply to this anyway 😢

[@missescalloway]

How much you talking????

[@amieton9937]

missescalloway I mean, I could write the whole Declaration of Independence

[@someonesometwosomethree]

@@amieton9937 You're*

[@jesieminiecarias6507]

😂😂

[@mimimishima]

I think if black cats become human they would be John McLean

[@kristikashyap4925]

oh my god i love this comment

[@ExotiqBeautii]

yesssss!

[@rerorero6493]

Wait why lol

[@eve_thorp]

Yoongles they just give of the same energy

[@SloanM1]

Aimee C. You’re so right

[@donbaneado]

Wig: lost Grades: Up Skin: clear Life: fixed

[@ashara3259]

Luis Duarte hotel? Trivago

[@starryskies8630]

This is the only place where grades can go up!

[@deceasedtea3787]

My Dog Is Bae DAMN I WAS GONNA COMMENT THAT 😪

[@luna._.9888]

Life: still nonexistent

[@thicclegend6056]

Hotel: Trivago

[@tygerbee]

if this voice said lose weight, I would

[@CaydenZo]

tygerbee bitch!! Lmao!! this killed me!

[@Damiencan12]

😂😂😂😂😂same

[@eliseakveen6733]

Now i'm imagining him saying that to me and now i feel really relaxed and motivated to do so. Wow

[@lilianlilly9404]

Hahaha

[@maysunekhan175]

Lmao!!!!!! Yaaaaas bitch!!!!!😂😂😂😂

[@shannont5049]

Within the first minute I realized that we don’t deserve this individual.

[@threexladi]

I felt like a dockside violet seller.

[@mkay2988]

John is the representation of how Americans think all English people speak.

[@thepuredrop79]

Plot twist: John's Scottish.

[@bummie]

Comments Guy404 Definitely NOT English.

[@kats.5958]

No its not. Literally not at all.

[@ExotiqBeautii]

@Mana G I laughed out loud. I catch myself calling myself that in my head

[@almadeluz501]

I’m American, and I wouldn’t expect English people to have such an eclectic and colorful vocabulary. This human is a beautiful and rare exception 😂

[@taco_mermaid_saga4848]

Compared to “popular” beauty gurus, John is a breath of fresh air

[@RandomVideos-wv5zq]

Taco_mermaid_ saga honestly.

[@janelle009]

Taco_mermaid_ saga Absolutely! I just found him today and am so happy I did!!

[@Dogday5267.]

FACTS!!! 😘

[@GabrielaDeLaVega2905]

After being used to the mainstream beauty gurus and their vocabulary reduced to "like"... "so pigmented"... "creamy"... among others, now listening to John is like listening to a queen educating us and trying to rescue us from the illiterate world of the so called "influencers". Also, why I feel like he is staring into my soul?

[@blondiesque_8237]

Gabriela de la Vega and if you listen to other videos of his where he describes blusher in “gradients” , i am further enlightened and i love it! i am sure he is good at art

[@juniebug4726]

Gabriela de la Vega i think it’s because she’s looking at the camera lens while filming, not at the monitor

[@crystalmagic7293]

He definitely could be one of the Volturi in twilight...

[@joceline9203]

I was thinking the same thing😭😂

[@shemelwatson2286]

Jada kiddell yesss 🤣

[@bouleaneige2077]

So true

[@illenhair3763]

Aro. First person that came to mind.

[@pleaseenteraname7607]

That's what I was thinking too LMAO

[@go3119]

He so eloquent and articulate. It’s like having a wholesome meal compared to the junk food served on KZbin.

[@glittergrasshopper1144]

I'm convinced you're someone's original fictional character. "This is my OC, John, he looks like the most androgynous being in existence, has pale, porcelain skin, light blue eyes, long, silky hair, and speaks like a demon of pride/lust. He's also a vampire"

[@tinycatking3718]

Glitter Grasshopper Gurl I see you everywhere 😂 From RPDR vids to here

[@blackmamba4877]

Omg yes

[@vannahcontreras]

Glitter Grasshopper for reals

[@itsnotaphasemom2536]

So basically like every original character I ever created

[@AndyQuezadilla]

Omg ur kinda cute gimme ur Instagram or Twitter djdbdnfjf

[@busycrying]

Me, with two brain cells: video John, a true intellectual: *filum*

[@flopbob5747]

Grace Tang this honestly made me laugh so much

[@busycrying]

IAmAHeathen omg I was so surprised by all the likes!! I’m glad you’re amused~

[@missplasticpony]

It's written film , and pronounced film , only Scots pronounce it different

[@Mama_Mia84]

@@missplasticpony We actually pronounce it filum aswel

[@beerur1122]

i hate you.. i'd consulted the dictionary for that "filum"... DAMN! 🤦🏻‍♂️🙊

[@queenreese2503]

I feel like his beautiful eyes are looking in my soul and calling me a peasant

[@levyredfox3601]

😂😂😂

[@lavender1653]

Lol

[@Sabrina-be9cn]

That’s why I didn’t leave the video, I felt too disturbed

[@edennis3202]

But in the kindest possible way.

[@marypelliott]

I believe he is was too kind to insult anyone.

[@mayou874]

My brain hurts. Im too stupid for this expensive language.

[@nadya2780]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@anaramorning7885]

ur username shows

[@mayou874]

Indeed

[@anaramorning7885]

@@mayou874 oop you saw this😳😳

[@mayou874]

@@anaramorning7885 lmao im 24/7 on my phone of course i saw it lol

[@skevola]

"Trends are for the anxious"... greatest quote ever!

[@WavingFan]

skevola What do you think he meant by that? I didn't fully understand.

[@skevola]

To give you and example: sometimes a makeup product will get all hyped up, and many will *desperately* seek to buy it immediately, almost in a *compulsive* manner; only to discard it almost as immediately , as a newer, trendier one appears. This used to happen to me when I was young...and *anxious*. Now that I'm older and more centered, I don't get caught up in the hype anymore.

[@magtasticness]

skevola agreed.

[@nunpho]

Yessss I loved this

[@MissAdamLambert888]

literally the best quote I heard all day, YES !

[@missespotatoheadz996]

“Trends are designed for the anxious”

[@reiya5035]

We should draw that on a tshirt

[@highpeacetess]

that's literally so true too 😃

[@user-hl4zw3df1b]

Missespotatoheadz as soon as he said that I read that

[@maritza511211]

@@reiya5035 then it'll become a trend 😂

[@smurfette_blues7922]

a GOD

[@crispinl]

Me: Well I went to the toilet John: I actually just took a trip to the lavatory

[@Vivi-cq5kx]

Crispin copied

[@danieldavelindo1212]

no, it's nessisarium (lol)

[@keirfarnum6811]

“I took the briefest excursion to the lavatory.” That would be even more flowery in terms of language sophistication. Unfortunately I don’t have his BBC accent and sound “‘Merican”; so I cannot pull it off.

[@babyedits2004]

Everyone else: Hey, I miss you John: 𝓦𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮, 𝓲𝓽'𝓼 𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓽𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓵𝔂 𝓪 𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓮𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓰𝓪𝓲𝓷.

[@horses4555]

My vocabulary is nothing compared to yours. I bow to you.

[@strawberrymilk1683]

Play doh and a sense of nostalgia

[@user-gl4wf8rx4t]

indeed very REFINED vocabulary

[@FromFiction777]

Jack K cringe

[@victoriao340]

horses4555 this thread makes me uncomfortable lmao

[@rebekanickell8451]

Jack K you sound up tight lol

[@oya0ya]

John speaks so articulately that the auto captions for english are actually working for once

[@CherylCreeks]

Hahaha exactly

[@kaishally]

Same for the first time

[@boogywoooogy]

Fanta beauty

[@aliciajimenez1173]

OyaOya Oya your profile pic Is daddy ❤️

[@keannpeters7297]

Arik Leo he is Scottish currently living in England I believe

[@LorettaGalvanni]

I don’t Know if I am listening to a Shakespeare play, watching interview with the vampire, or tea with queen Elizabeth.... or all of the above 😳

[@user-bi8uh5fq3q]

EXACTLY !! I AM SO CONFUSED. HIS VOICE SO SEXY & HE GIVING VAMPIRE VIBES

[@BetchesInTheOutfield]

John... you astound me. The only KZbinr I’ve ever watched that doesn’t get any negative comments ever 😻 that says something about you

[@Figgatella]

Unfortunately, I’ve seen awful things said.😭

[@maopark]

@@Figgatella wait what, really? Bet they're just jealous they can't talk in cursive beautifully

[@bodyofhope]

That's because he's a lady.

[@annaedvardsen4317]

5,9 k dislikes :-( John does not deserve it!

[@kaimjjackson5345]

Literally speaking in *cursive*

[@pinkheart315]

Lol😂

[@domogryffindor8727]

KaiMJ Jackson 🤣🤣🤣

[@winidepuh4868]

*Calligraphy

[@marieamericus8074]

I literally lol when I read your comment. I couldn't agree more!! He has a bedtime story voice. He could probably make a good living doing Audiobooks! I'd definitely listen to him read me a book!!

[@evesning]

missed opportunity to actually _use cursive_

[@charlotteforman6530]

i’m not even kidding, john should consider reading for audiobooks.

[@manalmechmach3013]

That was exactly the first thought I had when I heard his voice

[@marmars-_-]

i would sell my soul for every single book too

[@jenny5995]

Absolutely agree.

[@joss4778]

i will vore myself JUST for that to happen

[@abbypfeifer5131]

charlotte forman he could read my organic chemistry textbook to me and I’d memorize every word out of his mouth 😂😂

[@essimarie1735]

My dog was laying next to me, and when I clicked the video he lifted his head up and started watching with me.

[@MollyChristmas]

I. Can't. Stop. Watching. Listening to him talk makes me want to be a better person and wear a corset and some red lipstick.... It's confusing!

[@TheEclecticEmpath]

It's a good thing. Wear the corset!!!

[@MollyChristmas]

@@TheEclecticEmpath honestly I'd love to! I'm a bigger chick, like my donuts lol but still have a smallISH waist and some uptop action. I'd love to see what I looked like in one! And.... I feel that I have shared a little too much and created an odd moment 😆😆

[@TheEclecticEmpath]

Wear the corset!!!!

[@keirfarnum6811]

Do not struggle. Resistance is futile.

[@rickslimez]

It's so sad that people like luara lee are extremely popular for screeching and saying conciller when John is a LITERAL QUEEN.

[@anushasan9452]

He's not queen. He's a God.

[@sweaterweather9551]

Anusha San he’s greater than a god

[@abbyrulz1214]

IKR

[@daviddesouza6154]

Malia Velasquez Laura who? 💀

[@RabiulIslam-vr6wm]

Re

[@ejae4063]

You could literally murder someone then confess that murder to interrogators who would still find your voice beautiful

[@flowerzmay]

thats how he gets away with stealing blood occasionally ;-)

[@roseee4240]

..out of all the things you could have said 😭

[@lalaunicornio2736]

When John looks directly at the camera i feel my soul being seen

[@fitz2741]

Since my girlfriend showed me this channel I can't stop watching.

[@makeda6530]

You make me want to use the word "refined" WAY more often. It's a good word.

[@VentraleStar]

Maki-risu One of Walter Pater's favorites. This is probably the first time Pater has been mentioned in a makeup showcase.

[@ronniefaaosofia1616]

It very much appealed to me

[@Mystearicia]

He gives me Nigella Lawson vibes! The way he speaks is so posh like Nigella does

[@gladitsnotme]

I FEEL SO CLASSY

[@itsmeAshley84]

Lol RIGHT!!! I hope to be as "refined" when I grow up lol (I'm 33😉)

[@london2518]

Me: aight man I guess this works for pale people. John: This is a formula suited for the very lightest of skin tones

[@ilyalexevans123]

London Hughes Also, the very fairest of skin tones

[@payton-day]

Kylie went: 🤚🏻🤚🏽🤚🏾 fenty said: 🤚🏻🤚🏼🤚🏽🤚🏾🤚🏿 (and paler)

[@fwooba5522]

fenty: ⚪️🤚🏻🤚🏼🤚🏽🤚🏾🤚🏿⚫️

[@517alana]

My posture always improves while I'm watching John's films.

[@spongebobcirclepants5734]

*Queen Elizabeth has left the chat*

[@caramel7783]

KKKKKKK LMAO

[@tmmedia9600]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!

[@daviddesouza6154]

She’s been gone 💀💀

[@spongebobcirclepants5734]

@@caramel7783 OMG BISH YASSSSSSS ARMYYYYY

[@shop-a-holic3194]

😂😂😂

[@amarijade48]

He spoke and I was NOT READY

[@lavendervelvet3674]

amarijade48 GIRL SAME

[@Rachel2000]

im dying

[@viveeberry]

😂

[@YasminGoncalves1998]

I WAS SO THROWN OFF OMG I CLICKED ON THIS VID THINKING IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE BC I WASNT PAYING ATTENTION & WOW

[@cassandrakennedy149]

Yasmin Goncalves I wasn't paying attention to the name just the picture, I was surprised!

[@toniabissonnette118]

"Trends are designed for the anxious" DECEASED 😂

[@dar__873]

Yess 😂😂 Ppl who don't follow trends are class apart 😂

[@christinacrowder8802]

Ok hold on just a sec.... John says "I remember the first time I heard Rihanna, when I was very young" Does that mean Rihanna is immortal too?!??!? Love you John 💕 eternally

[@anaclark93]

The accent + calmness + extensive vocabulary..... giving me "Candy Man" vibes. A scary yet soothing perception. You could kill me and I'd possibly send you a thank you note after my funeral. Weird.

[@IAmSharJadeTaylor]

Ana Marie Clark 😂😂😂

[@LexxFabBeauty]

😭😂😂😂😂

[@_Khanyi_]

lmbao! Best comment ever. made my day

[@angelarose7076]

Omg right?

[@slav7990]

Ana Marie Clark yass 😂😂😂

[@jackketchem6210]

you kind of remind me of a timeless, friendly vampire that just discovered cameras and mirrors work for them now

[@racheladdams3365]

Jack Ketchem LMFAO dead 💀💀💀

[@milkteamachine]

Honestly I'd love for this to be true lmao

[@teamdarcy9]

This is the most adorable description ever lmao

[@TheLauren3305]

Jack Ketchem I was thinking the exact same thing! Lol

[@Brianna58321]

that's such a sweet description lol i love it

[@max.cr33p]

Kylie Cosmetics: ✋✋✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻✋🏼✋🏾 Fenty Beauty: ✋✋✋✋✋✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾✋🏿✋🏿✋🏿✋🏿✋🏿

[@MediocreMolly]

tuscuanilly barticus beauty blender foundation orange 🍊 🍊🍊🍑🍑🍑

[@sarahdemartin1183]

🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🏻🤚🏻🤚🏻🤚🏻🤚🏻🤚🏻🤚🏻🤚🏼🤚🏼🤚🏼🤚🏼🤚🏼🤚🏼🤚🏼🤚🏼🤚🏽🤚🏽🤚🏽🤚🏽🤚🏽🤚🏽🤚🏽🤚🏾🤚🏾🤚🏾🤚🏾🤚🏾🤚🏾🤚🏾🤚🏿🤚🏿🤚🏿🤚🏿🤚🏿🤚🏿 more like this

[@cxsper3109]

James Charles, Tati, Jeffree Star, NikkieTutorials: Welcome back to my video. John: Welcome back to this film. ... Description of this film.

[@WayneGoss]

I'm sorry for being late into the game but you are absolutely my favourite ... you are just wonderful xx

[@frenchryah221]

Omg it's Wayne!

[@malibooo]

Waaaaayne!!!

[@sokosoko6543]

Love you Wayne 🙌💕💕

[@UraharaRyusuke]

Wayne Goss you're my favorite, wayne!

[@dyanneruiz8541]

Wayne Goss! You're my favourite!

[@glooby95]

Normal person: I have a lot of Rihanna’s songs John: *I have many of her records within my archive*

[@katyscreechowl7482]

Olivia W yassss! 😂😂

[@issanobodie3258]

Olivia W lool

[@ulises9256]

A legend lmao

[@faith1034]

Don’t forget “I just came back from a trip to the lavatory” lol Honestly so elegant and articulate!

[@JacobSnell1998]

With me its just: "I just got out of the shitter"

[@willcoleman2458]

I went to Sephora and decided to compare the darkest and lightest shade. I noticed that the darkest was basically black and the lightest was basically white. So, out of curiosity I decided to mix them together. I literally got grey. I’m not even joking. It wasn’t like something with grey undertones, it was literally the color grey. That’s how light and dark they go.

[@Cherrielou]

Also once u learn about color corrections and color theory its more understanding how these shades works including making with undertones

[@mariaowen7453]

Me: this foundation matches my skin You: this product is applicable for my skin tone

[@MellDotxo]

I LEGITIMATELY think you’re not human and you’re a mythical creature that lives forever. So elegant.

[@mi-zi-ni]

His essays must have been top notch in school

[@loveygerse7402]

Nikita Michelle Ded ass

[@homiebob6160]

Lovey Gerse By your use of “ded” you can tell that yours clearly are not.

[@emmamm3016]

homie bob IM WHEEZING 😂😂💀💀☠️

[@ILoveYou-ky7pe]

dEd AsS

[@oliviacarroll8247]

IM FUCKING WEAK dEd AsS

[@emmanguyen3527]

*Fenty beauty:* this is our palest shade. *Korean cosmetic brands:* this is our medium shade, and we only have 3 *tanned girl struggles*

[@mireillechango5931]

And it never matches their skin tone anyway 😞

[@KoriEmerson]

I I have to get most of my makeup from Asian companies. I am very fair . And it is IMPOSSIBLE to find good colors for porcelain girls. If you live in Korea.. not a lot of dark skinned people live there so they make what will sell. I know it’s frustrating. Now with the internet, it’s MUCH more easy to find make up that matches.

[@rodrigotorres5659]

Love 💘 you

[@cinnamonstar808]

@@KoriEmerson hmmm i dont know about that. LONGITUDE AND LATITUDE DONT LIE. when people in Mongolia is darker than you?.. somebody is bleachin'

[@sulli5369]

THAT'S NOT TRUE! I've been to Korea and I swear there are no shades for real pale white skin! And then I thought I found the palest shade just to find out it was a primer.

[@Mnnu777]

Mom : hey honey did u work on ur English today?? Me : um n...(instantly remembers watching this video today) YES.

[@jennifergonzalez7359]

I feel like a peasant watching this

[@streamfancy2741]

D U C K me too

[@cindyscrawly1672]

I'm eating cheetos in the floor of the living room while watching this. I feel like an animal.

[@mossgoblin16]

Honestly me too I feel like a savage creature

[@willowsith]

Saaaame!!

[@cassiesandramhay4696]

felt the same😂

[@zooy500]

it's like 18th century speech reviewing modern products I'm in love omg

[@richyml3168]

Kaitlynn Allen he said lavatory

[@gravityonthewall]

Richy Yess i thought that it was lab not lav.. then maybe lav..??? PEOPLE STILL USE THAT WORD LIKE WHAT

[@princesskiara7814]

Kaitlynn Allen ikr

[@betherzzz6456]

Most People : Yes John: I can certainly verify this *side note, I love that he put "subscription is optional" instead of the usual "hit subscribe! Like this video! Links in bio!" It's very refreshing.

[@asmisengar]

I'd never sleep during class if my teacher possessed this voice😂

[@hirojyukken]

“Trends are designed for the anxious” omg preach sis

[@OverUnderwhelmed]

"Trends are designed for the anxious" TRUTH BOMBS

[@BeautyGirl1609]

PHANDOM???

[@maritza9337]

alrightalysa THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

[@doroparker1702]

Just try this: laying in bed, really tired and falling asleep to this wonderful voice. You dream of wonderland, elves and unicorns dancing. What a relief for stressed ears he is. Have to watch again for the make up tutorial.

[@nanaandig]

I am shocked after hearing his voice. I was like "whuut?" and then checked his name and like "oh"

[@715koolgirl]

I'm getting like Victorian era vampire vibes....I like it.

[@nooramisya3364]

DDADDS

[@eduarda3dudah]

OH MY GOD YES it literally reminds me of daddy dating....

[@h.s6840]

Hannah Renee ITS DAMIEN IN REAL LIFE!!! ❤️~😂

[@jayhudspeth1521]

Hannah Renee YES!!!

[@mihanni2214]

Jellal Fernandes oMG YES

[@alicia-grace3636]

He is somewhere between 25 and 250 years old

[@allena1231]

- sister snapped - lolllll 😂

[@nualahalpin6119]

Like Jeffree Star, I don't think we'll ever know exactly where in between.

[@jessaguilar4747]

He just had his 24,000th birthday...he talked about it in another video. Lol I almost believe him!!

[@kottonkandy0962]

He may be 24,000 years old, but he doesn't look a day over 19,000!!

[@jessaguilar4747]

Kottonkandy09 lol!! He is stunning!!

[@keerthanaponugumati6818]

"I just took a trip to the lavatory" OOOOOKKKAAAYYY WOW.

[@evelynjohnston1354]

Beautiful vampire made in the 18th century

[@hxcAMBERhxc]

I don't wear makeup, and I have no idea why this video was suggested by YT, but you are amazingly majestic.

[@hxcAMBERhxc]

I've never used Tumblr, so I have no idea what that means.

[@annahalleigh6492]

love the positivity

[@vlvchii]

I came here from the young Turks is that who you mean by YT because I was wondering the same thing lol.

[@hxcAMBERhxc]

hahaha No no, my bad. I just meant KZbin :D Not a fan of TYT at all.

[@Beaneabean]

Amber Ridgdill not your bad at all. That dude was just dumb

[@lilac3600]

“Trends are for the anxious.” - John Maclean

[@hapyangl82]

T R U L Y I C O N I C

[@dezgray9285]

I found my senior quote

[@MintMonarch]

Ashley 3102 now THATS a senior quote

[@ryuzaki9315]

But it’s true 🤷‍♀️🤩

[@khadijabey7964]

Try NYX as well in Pale.

[@dddottir5935]

Finally a beauty guru that isn’t excessively tanned

[@giallala]

I feel like he's hypnotizing me by just saying "brush"

[@nickleforapickle8992]

i think i gained brain cells watching this

[@FlOrHM]

My last three brain cells revived

[@galileaaaa]

Destiel and Grethan I know this isn’t relevant to the video but nevertheless I love your profile picture.💕

[@shelbear5115]

My fried dead ones regained life

[@itzelramz]

You sure did and so did i

[@YOO44444]

The best comment 😂

[@nolongerwannadie3025]

I can't help but to laugh at imagining such an elegant person sitting in their car, rolling up their windows, and blasting BITCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY!

[@nolongerwannadie3025]

Lol right? It's like that one scene form Monsters University 😂

[@kithale316]

I am also scottish and pale. It is so nice to see someone to see someone else in "cool white". I was bullied because of it and known as "Casper the friendly ghost" at school.

[@kennyboy5143]

me: im shook John: I’m a little shocked.

[@Thiccdumpy]

I wish the voice in my head sounded like yours. I can listen to you all day

[@ChloeNarice]

Mj's Vision my life would be so much brighter if it sounded like that

[@rodwilliams7457]

Mj's Vision and his voice weirds me out i think im having a panic attack

[@MsCherade9]

Rod Williams Then stop watching...? What a thing to say about a person, talk about attention seeking!

[@rodwilliams7457]

MsCherade9 that's the thing I can't, its so weird

[@oasis6137]

Rod Williams I agree with you. His voice is that fancy creepy vampire type but it's very interesting to hear!! haha

[@mariana2442]

You sound so posh oml I love it

[@kazoodizzle1238]

Mareeah Tlc omg ur so posh!!1!1!! (Imma leave now bai)

[@kazoodizzle1238]

trsshcatzz of course i am!☺

[@pinkheart315]

Ikr! He is so posh and polite

[@jasmijnraaij2987]

This guy is literally a time traveler.

[@hellozaira]

I watched entire video SMILING! What a breath of fresh air to see an articulate, smart, well made tutorial and review. Uuh this is good!! Thank you so much ! 😊

[@bewitchedbylena]

Hypnotic y’all. “I took a trip to the lavatory” “shall” “a pale formulation” he’s not of this era and I support that.

[@streamfancy2741]

lunarlena ikrrrr

[@donaldmonald1827]

he speaks *expensive*

[@katiedannielle6610]

Donald Monald omg true

[@danimatt814]

Literally royalty!

[@prismstan7818]

Ikr

[@lauragraves4342]

Donald Monald no I'm pretty sure it's the other way around. 😚

[@miamaya1917]

He speaks the makeup language......

[@izzyo5515]

Anyone now binging John’s videos after watching his Jeffree Star review??

[@annaedvardsen4317]

No. But I will now!!

[@holloweyes5209]

The way he explains things in such great detail cures my headache

[@marsofficial3798]

You can’t tell me that he’s not an immortal elvish prince

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

Or loki.....he reminds me of loki very polite.....and articulate with words

[@marsofficial3798]

Amber Galway also possible

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

@@marsofficial3798 I just want to throw him in giant gold horns and green, black armor

[@bruhmoment8962]

Amber Galway he reminded me of hela when I first saw him

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

@@bruhmoment8962 hela? Lokis daughter? 😂😂😂😂😂 that movie she doesn't have black hair and she's half dead. She doesn't look anything like the movie and her real name is Hel. Not hela.

[@simplyamethyst9660]

This guy could get away with murder as apparently all the victims would say thank you

[@youcantlotorme8528]

Gacha Amethyst yes, yes they would.

[@junnecita3121]

I know I would

[@deborahbishop3300]

Good one !

[@pukemearainbow583]

Dress Designing 101 that’s what he wants you to think

[@salma-be1bw]

Indeed he very well would

[@qunju]

I'm not interested in Fenty. I don't have pale or fair skin. I don't even use make up. And yet, here I am listening to this being and this impossibly perfect diction and vocabulary. So wonderfully archaic. Subscribed.

[@pied-piper]

I'm happy I get to live in a time line where this very beautiful person exists. I love your artistry John!

[@ruthiebmnf7711]

KZbin has conditioned me to prepare for high pitched introductions so much so that your deep and soothing voice scared me. Great video

[@naturegaze5667]

Irma Hutchons True!

[@Layla-yg4yx]

soooo true

[@michellegonzalez2971]

Im cracking up

[@D__Cain]

Irma Hutchons omg same 😂

[@wilsontang94]

HELLO EVERYBODY IT'S BUNNY AND WE ARE HERE FOR ANOTHER DOES THIS THING REALLY WORK?

[@Sammy-hi5vj]

I love how nobody is hating in the comments I love it just like how I love this video

[@timadel663]

On the other hand. Try watching laura's apology comment section. It is a disaster. Hahaha

[@caramel7783]

All the good vibes for our queen

[@lilpetty5375]

Why would any one hate tho...

[@khush352]

such a queen right

[@kpoptrash4085]

Ew is he a guy?

[@sappy.3xe]

Came for the foundation review, stayed for your voice.

[@Ilyanka]

John was really excited for this foundation, you could see his glow