THE PANDANS BOARD

[@cac1504]

Douglas Lim deserves a standup comedy special on Netflix as he is very much better than that doctor.

[@thiamoo]

Agree. That doctor not really so funny…..

[@evieCheers21]

Agree. Doug more humble also

[@charsiew88]

Actually, Douglas is a doctor

[@thiamoo]

@@charsiew88 is that so? Didn’t know.

[@evieCheers21]

@@charsiew88 Even better. No need to be so scared people don't know you are a doctor. Specialise lah. When a comedian, be a comedian. When a doctor, practise medicine.

[@Makeseh2437]

Douglas Lim is doing his job as a comedian. We as the rakyat should play our role. We were cheated and conned. We voted to oust the corrupted politicians, but they can still get away. Our democracy is nothing more than a lump of sh1+

[@Ayah_Mia]

And that's the real Anwar for you lot 😂

[@dotMY12]

Pandan = Pardon board Udusan = Utusan Pandan Madani

[@TheGracehew]

👍👍👍…satire at one of the Best moments of political irony ~ Well Done, DL ~ yet again!😂

[@kitomeenterprise]

mantap dan padu

[@vikingnusantara]

Bijak dia ni senarnya

[@muhammadsafarin]

Udu Pudu Pang Ampang 😂 Pong Kepong 😂

[@Ravenz9911]

😂😂😂😂 udu-san

[@rickthelearner5631]

😂😂

[@dawnbecca]

😂

[@huientan2898]

Utu? 😂

[@belllina5138]

😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@arcturus4067]

Malaysian politics are endless sources of comedic material, despite the tragic consequences for our country. This is such a delicious satire, I like both pandan and bijan. Well done 😂👍

[@jennifery6001]

Ahahaha. I agree

[@alexnharry]

RM 1 Juta (= RM 1000 Ribu = RM 1,000,000) boleh tukar... * Berapa biji telur ayam * Berapa ekor ayam/lembu/kambing * Berapa kotak susu... * Berapa pasang kasut/seluar dalam, dll.. 1. Curi 300 telur ayam, pengangur dipenjara 6 bulan (18/10/23, BH online.) 2. Curi 5 ekor ayam kampung, bapa kepada 2 anak didenda RM2500 atau 5 bulan penjara. (10/2/2017, Harian Metro) 3. Curi lembu, lelaki didenda RM3000 dan dipenjara 7 hari (11/6/2019, BH online) 4. Curi 20 kotak susu, suami isteri dipenjara 12 bulan atau 1 tahun. (23/5/23, Harian Metro) 5. Pindah 62 kambing tanpa permit, pemandu didenda RM10,000. (2/4/23, Kosmo Digital) 6....banyak lagi, dll.... Kalau curi lebih 1 juta, boleh pilih DNAA atau P. Board atau kedua2 sekali......

[@chefrizcooking5549]

Terbaik PMX and Plantanon GOV. BOLEH LAND

[@christopheramirtharaj9597]

😅

[@sanjayguna5982]

I lost it at bijan😂 Mr.Douglas you are a national treasure

[@muzzdang]

Took me a second, lol

[@charsiew88]

najib

[@JT-de9wx]

Pray that the new Agung will cancel the pardon of Najib so that the thief won't get away Scott free without serving his full sentence. 😢😢😢

[@foreignmweezzpuscle8651]

Even his full sentence is not fully satisfactory to the public, u wan give discount it's crazy Malaysia..

[@sedeplacer]

welcome to madani...😏

[@jackofa11traits29]

Seriously I don't even know how you can think of such twist. This blows my mind.

[@mirajannah2348]

Ya man....mamat ni bladi kleve raik...but still bukan ramai boleh terima dis kind of jokes....

[@Pakwan53]

Not really. Ini kokak punya joke. A waste of time

[@ongwh]

You are so smart Douglas. How on earth you can think of this. You really nailed it.

[@8888cA]

😂😂😂

[@serirayna2789]

Rindu Kipitreal...😂

[@nagahakim]

Brilliantly done! Metaphorically ke motherforically ke, well done. Otak special! ❤

[@mcmltr]

Pandans board.. 😂😂😂 Udu san.. 😂😂😂 So creative la.

[@shutengloke5907]

BIjan is the best!!

[@phuisanliau1449]

Love the part "kena game by Udu-san".....genius

[@terryleong3496]

Pandans board ada kuasa melebihi Federal Court, Court of Appeal & High Court! Well done, pandans board members ialah loyar buruk tertinggi di Malaysia Ka?

[@8888cA]

😂😂😂

[@latipbogiBa]

i remember how US SEC tweet btc etf and then retract kata kena hack and esoknya etf approved. LOL sejibik

[@zainulazim7132]

Comical genius of Malaysia.. Kudos to you sir..

[@ezan_FindtheTruth]

bangun2 pagi terpikir nak pandankan bijan, terus sign surat pandan.. semua org dah terkena game...hahaha. syok betul jadi manusia bayangan ni, rs nak pandan..dia pandan jaaa..

[@RayMak]

I like to eat at Bijan

[@jpLITE04]

"Udu-san"!!!! 😂❤ "Your level of Bahasa is high right?" 'Hai!' "Oh High!!" 🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽

[@ericlai3221]

big SHOUTOUT to Udu-san😅

[@krisztinafoo27]

Hai-t 😅

[@nastrognola7613]

Ni tahap tinggi lawak troll..😁👍 "Art Of War"

[@michaelloh5011]

🙃😂🤣😅🙃 actually this press release and u-turn thingy have been going on for a while and therefore this latest press release regarding bossku case truly isn't a shocker. Pretty much expected.

[@khairul3142]

What a wonderful research..looking forward for bijan with a pandan flavour.

[@AB-vw8wz]

Bijan = Najib Terbalik

[@krisztinafoo27]

Brilliant😂😂😂

[@ybram1171]

Punya lah fikir, nape bijan2?? Baru ari ni tau bijan = najib!! 😆 Tq fyi

[@fujieiji1992]

Dush..mindblown

[@namzaf3329]

Udu san apa lak ye

[@squasherpunk]

Utusan

[@azlyanwar]

Respect and love the thoughts and ideas behind this clip. 😂😂😂

[@teddykong4676]

Stepping on the line, dangerous, but bravo for the skit. Hermes atau Coach pun kita semua tak mahu tapi kuasa dekat Panda Board, apa kita boleh buat.....

[@EvelynnMei]

Pandan the Bijan? Lol.. i cant stop laughing 😀😀😀

[@NevoLau-x4s]

I always love these creative videos from Lim. Links everything without linking.

[@shahrul110]

Love your smart humor 👏🏼 And let’s not forget, who’s the PM now

[@kimyanlee2247]

Kudos, you are simply brilliant and a genius.

[@kamarulzainizainal1980]

Bijan tu bag tangan Rosmah

[@8888cA]

Tepat betul

[@belllina5138]

​@@8888cABijan adalah jenama baju dan bag

[@rachaeleng2235]

You should be wakil rakyat in the Parlimen. Cerdik dan pandai pidato in humour 😂 or be the speaker

[@noraadan7177]

Betul.... Dua- dua pun saya xsetuju k....

[@JinIHwa]

Udu-san from Japan 😂 Fcking briliant

[@princesskatara6513]

Mestilah Douglas akan react isu pengampunan Najib😂

[@handerwesten]

Quick glance at the video title i thought i saw "the pondans board" 😂

[@8888cA]

me too..😂😂😂

[@kiriyoplay]

Bag trainer, mentor, coach 😂😂😂

[@jfj7452]

"Basically u just shorten the sentence!" Genius. Btw, the 2.6b is ANOTHER impending case. Lebih terkejut. 😮

[@doodoo3732]

keluarkan 12 sentence, tarik balik 6 sentence... pandai~~

[@harmanmann4938]

Excellent Douglas, how on earth do you get all these ideas ! ❤

[@ucer-y2k_KO]

Genius way to xpress frustration

[@Pakwan53]

​@ucer-y2k_KO. He must be a frustrated guy

[@papo222]

We all kena game la!!!😅

[@vsleong2677]

My hat off to you Douglas 😂😂

[@roznanabdulrashid3605]

Pandan Board in sangatlah mengelirukan 😄

[@noorfaridaariffin9082]

Douglas Lim is always hilarious! 👍😂🤣🤣

[@Shafiqabdlatif]

Hahaha utusan

[@aaronthiagarajan]

Genius. Simply genius. Especially Udu San & bijan.

[@salmanaman4194]

Lepas ni Mee Wantan rasa pandan 😭. Minyak bijan one of the ingredients

[@HarshalGibbs-eq4sx]

I is fengsan....But this is excellente!!!

[@Norsah12]

Very ingenious satire DL. 👏👍

[@MandM9]

Ha..ha...I salute you Douglas...you are genius.

[@anyhowsay8659]

I love this video!

[@masitahassan5541]

fourking absolutely genius! best betul,, but there are few people not understand the joke, terkena gak on mentor = coach, tgk second time then i realised

[@fashpg]

mentor = coach tu tak faham

[@valerietan2850]

​@fashpg Coach is a famous handbag brand. Not as expensive as Hermes but still considered a luxury brand.

[@Pakwan53]

Not a joke at all

[@cstan1517]

Farking Legend 👍

[@unknowpeople1614]

Ni d namakan lawak bijak

[@ninakhan3803]

Pandan, Pondan, Humtan and whatever, citizens can understand as they are learned Orangs too.

[@Hari-vg3gy]

The last sentence was a gem...

[@weijhunlee172]

Me: dad. I am a gay. Dad: WHAT?! WHEN?! HOW?! Me: I am just kidding. I am just an atheist. Dad: phew...

[@Browse-i3n]

Utusan Malaysia keluarkan tajuk kencing lepastu 30 minit utusan tukar balik..

[@linggazzard6248]

😂😂😂well done Love thewit.. not dimwitted humour . but pandans board seems not to have researched well enough. Most wellknown now globally for most unscientific attempts to gel bijian and Pandan together. Better at 100 percent tulen. Now malaysia is laughing stock. Madani brand pulak tak laku lagi. 😢😢😢😢 Like Evita we sing i cry for you malaysia. Sudah jadi meesua.

[@norlina1877]

Real Pundek this Board

[@joanhoi6225]

Your creativity is amazing

[@evieCheers21]

Not Her Merz lah. Air Miss 😅. But I don't unserstand who is Udu san

[@milakakijalan]

Good job Douglas!

[@Organizm1]

Brilliant!

[@kamalxavier6723]

Politicians always think malaysian stupid. Poor old peoples with old mindset!

[@truth8307]

Dont understand why some people are making so much noise on his pardon when at least he is being sentenced and fined. Malaysians should make noise on Mahathir and Daim who are not even sentenced, which is better proof of corruption and injustice.😢😢

[@cripperz369]

Genius

[@EzaneeGires]

Douglas Lim & longbeachgriffy need to collab

[@Azlan-zy8le]

Udu San banzai

[@Makeseh2437]

Lawak ni best macam sial. Welcome to Malaysia, the most siallest country in the world

[@jawajab5173]

Talent: Cuci jamban sahje😂 global standard😅

[@sedeplacer]

'Tapi dah kena game apa nak buat' non's pardon has opened the pandora box in malaysia.

[@bulldazoo]

You’re back… Douglas, thank you!

[@azharaziz9351]

Malaysia boleh...jerrr😂

[@MiseryBearAndFriends]

Brilliant

[@athan7199]

Sure... millions paid to PR companies!!

[@kenx9984]

Remember this is Malaysia apa pun boleh 😂

[@arcturus4067]

The land of endless possibilities (except doing the right and moral thing) 😂

[@BobMarley-uw3wk]

Trainer = Mentor = Coach

[@SameemAbdulKareem86]

Bijan is the best part! 😂

[@ShaqKoyokArt]

Pandan the Bijan (pardon the Najib) #partiallypardon

[@cassiechong728]

PSA: Dont fail for the game, dont feed the fuel!!!!

[@userthreeseven9285]

U dah silap. Najib tak dpt pengampunan. N lawyer Najib already told that Dr Zaleha (pihak kerajaan) menolak sebarang pengampunan Najib sekerasnya

[@lansinic2154]

I like Pandan cake. I like same Trainer and Mentor bag also

[@premamenon6163]

You so clever.

[@dasensonadv]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA.......

[@ranjit_kaur]

Bijan 🤣🤣😂😂🥳🤩.

[@vanankumar5733]

haha .. i know its Pondans board...

[@channelsygmalaysia8701]

❤❤❤❤❤❤yesssss sabar dan tabah tuan DSN😎😎😎😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍memdung akan berakhir😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

[@ssuresh8290]

bijaN 😂 Open sesame ...Good one mate. Social commentary at its most succinct.

[@urusanbt977]

😂😂😂 Memang statement tu unacceptable.

[@pstamaria]

Welcome to Malaysia 😂