The Patch #34 | Rooster Teeth

[@DomEReapeR]

I was one of the bandits in the yellow jacket video, I am starstruck right now! x3

[@lordofutub]

Helloween4545 shot you. Has a youtube channel

[@DomEReapeR]

lordofutub Yeah he did shoot me, and then Klyka shot him! x3

[@Marblez3]

"You have not seen them achieve their final form" Rofl. Gus is awesome.

[@overseer06]

The fact that there are dislikes already, despite the fact that there's no chance that no one could have watched the whole thing since it's only been out less than twenty minutes, I can safely conclude that RT does get salty viewers.

[@joshray2837]

people dislike just because they would be the first dislike

[@SomeDudesPlay]

PJSalt

[@Shipperscum]

The fact that there are likes already, despite the fact that there's no chance that no one could have watched the whole thing since it's only been out less than twenty minutes, I can safely conclude that RT does get dick sucking viewers.

[@marciamakesmusic]

Paul Allen We can't be happy for a new Patch?

[@CriticalHat]

Paul Allen I mean GOD FORBID someone like a video because it comes from someone they like, amiright?

[@Aralynnfireborn]

Im loving hearing Ryan so much lately !

[@bradym67]

41:04 lol Ryan :) "...but it's paper..."

[@NinjaPups]

So much computer wizzy nizzy stuff xD I just like going over to my Xbox and turning it on and playing goddamn Peggle! haha

[@georgehodgkinson]

... im playing peggle 2 while listening to this

[@NinjaPups]

***** you too? xD haha

[@Stikasasn]

I was gunna turn on my ps4 and play Don't Starve while I listened to this but my cat sat on my belly and I couldn't get up. lol

[@NinjaPups]

Stikasasn haha xD foiled by the cat xD what's your cat's name?

[@calebanderson2692]

Me and Gus are both drinking Mountain Dew... me and Gus are now friends over our mutual love for Mountain Dew :)

[@DarkdragonDude388]

I love Mountain Dew... and my first name is Caleb. No joke.

[@DarkdragonDude388]

***** :O What does this mean!?

[@hioeo]

Cant wait for achivement hunter to play evolved with gavin as the alien, and he has no idea what the fuck to do yet kills all of them. Thats gonna be awesome.

[@Ravage017]

This video doesn't exist yet but I'm still laughing my ass off. "Michael... WOT? MICHAEL!" Edit: 'wot' seemed like a better fit than 'what'

[@justinsmith5169]

As long as the aliens not some breed of worm that dies in water...We know Gavins history with that.

[@hioeo]

Justin Smith good point.

[@iceman9073421]

hioeo Can't wait for all the "bollocks!!!" and shrieks!

[@mcd_238]

I like when Ryan's on The Patch, he feels like the representative of all of us PC gamers :D

[@markwalshopoulos]

You sure about that?

[@HoStallin]

That Dollar Shave Club advert just sounded like it had given Gus a speech impediment and I found it hilarious.

[@xdancindavex]

"What da hook?" - Ryan Haywood

[@ThereIsNoDog96]

Ryan has an incorrectly built Tower of Pimps on his shirt.

[@GhostMikey0]

I wanted to run to him with a black marker and color in the fifth block.

[@EvilParagon]

Shreklova220 That's what I was thinking the whole time. But you need a blue one as well to put on the 6th one

[@NinjaPups]

You may of tried wood cutter simulator, but have you tried Agricultural simulator Ryan?!

[@YashagoroPlaysGames]

I can't wait till they have Life Simulator when that happens you know we have to many simulators XD

[@NinjaPups]

YashagoroPlaysGames you know honestly they probably making it right now

[@YashagoroPlaysGames]

I wonder how many copies it would sell.

[@AllanTerabyte]

YashagoroPlaysGames Already made, it's called Second Life. And maybe The Sims?

[@mellosa96]

Allan Kelly-Watt i think he means like a sims like game but instead of simming past you job hours you will go another simulator that will be their work and they will play that and so on with everything you do.

[@DethRaptor]

I work at the busiest Toys R Us in Orlando FL, specifically in the Electronics department. We have about 30 Xbox Ones, and haven't had a good supply of PS4 since November. Got 6 yesterday, and sold out within hours. Crazy stuff.

[@SpartanFishy]

This is why Ubisoft is my favourite game company. They may not be the best at everything and some people don't like them for that, but they wholeheartedly try to build games in the name of the audience as an art form, and don't stop until they think the piece being worked on is done.

[@MyBeebles]

Ashley must read constantly, How the hell does she know all this stuff?! It's quite amazing.

[@PauldeQuartier]

Everytime I watch these vids where Ashley makes her appearance, I'm constantly awear that I find her gorgeous and totally forget what everyone is talking about. Not only in her beauty, but also in the little hand movements she makes, and everything else.... It's just... "Internet crush" alert...

[@JohnnyMuffintop]

I'm finding myself more and more attracted to Ryan. Damn his rugged good looks and tight fitted Megaman shirt!

[@markwalshopoulos]

I think you're too old for him

[@Satherian]

The Steam Machine is designed to get people who prefer controllers and TV's over mouse and screen. I'm a PC gamer, so I see no use to it, but my brother is a console gamer who sees it as a way to get into games that aren't available on certain consoles and, hopefully, be able to play with me.

[@LL3XXForging]

i completely agree with you but as far as my experience goes a lot of people use Skype to talk to each other when they play games, and since there is Skype on Xbox One it seems a bit irrelevant, also if your gonna go to the expense to buy a pre-made gaming PC why not do the research and buy your own hardware

[@Satherian]

LL3XX I'm not really sure about the Skype thing, but okay. And what if people don't have to go through he trouble of researching the proper parts, how to assemble a tower, etc. My brother went through it. After a month of research, he just decided to go to Fry's and by a nice PC.

[@epr8974]

The problem is that TV and controller are perfectly possible with just about any PC.

[@MrMegaDwarf]

How the hell has Ryan played wood cutter simulator and not Papers, Please?!?

[@nikoletina1994]

ashley is like a female burnie... the gestures, the laughter, everything...

[@TheAlmightyVox]

Maybe the reason Burnie's going out with her is because he's secretly a gigantic narcissist and wants to screw a female version of himself.

[@wyattcox9414]

TheAlmightyVox That's creepy.

[@IamHueGraves]

TheAlmightyVox I don't think the guy who thinks he can fight any animal and can't get sick is "secretly" a narcissist ;)

[@MoreMallards]

I find the longer girlfriends talk/hang out with their boyfriends, the more they pick up on their mannerisms.

[@EvilParagon]

I am a Male Version of Ashley, My name is even Ashley (and my last name starts with a J)

[@behrl3678]

I love the patch and the podcast, they give me just enough time to finish my physics homework =D

[@michu070]

so ryan is the host of the show now? it should be gus, ashley, hosted by ryan and featuring gus

[@CellHead]

"We need better internet" said just as my video freezes

[@TNSFail3r]

The struggle is real man, I deal with the same thing over and over ever day :'(

[@MsST3F4N]

Internet in Europe: Cheaper and faster... U.S. Companies should just stop being greedy.

[@1029shark]

#firstworldproblems

[@XxTheRagingGamerxX]

Fail3r lol First world problem

[@TNSFail3r]

Stefan Ignat I heard Japan surpasses everyone. Can't wait for Google fiber

[@niceguy7431]

RYAN IS SO COOL

[@YP831]

Glory to Arstotzka!!! Shout out to Gus for that game :D

[@skabulon]

The only reason I can think of for people to purchase a separate audio card is if you are doing music production or using the pc for a live audio set up of some variety that requires many sets of outputs.

[@GildedWildebeest]

As much as I like Burnie, this is probably the Patch dreamteam for me. Glad to see Gus back

[@TheMightyOni]

Sweet rolls are also mentioned in fallout 3, when you are a kid and it's your birthday, you are given a sweet roll and the bully butch tried to take it from you

[@marilynsparks5931]

Ryan's face at 42:03...priceless.

[@iLuvesCOD]

Don't argue about likes or dislikes it's trivial... at the end of the day they still have their fan base and they're having a good time doing what they love and I'm having a good time watching them.

[@epistolaris]

Omg the way Ryan says "niche".

[@The00devon]

59:40 "Bethesda sued them." I guess you could say they had a bit of a... [puts sunglasses on] ...Fallout.

[@Zaloog90]

So i wonder about these steam machines could you buy one of the cheaper models and then chest upgrade that with cheaper parts.

[@triassic911]

I love Ryan on the patch!

[@brendenbowers]

Bought a sound card for the Dobly Digital Live output to use with my speakers/headphones via optical.

[@wolf870626]

there needs to be a Roosterteeth app for phones and consoles that has all Roosterteeth content and the ability to browse and post to the forums and play podcasts live and view photos and the RT twitter feeds

[@UNSCguy]

post this at www.roosterteeth.com for better results

[@skatteredfate]

i would watch a lets play of ryan playing wood cut simulator

[@SuperGoreLover]

Never imagined Helloween4545 would get a mention on RT xD Bravo sir.

[@balthierg]

But Ryan, Game informer magazine comes in digital form where you can touch articles and watch videos on the spot, as well as art galleries. Its a pretty nice experience.

[@PaulPlaysMinecraft]

that mod for morrowind has already been done

[@BladeDJK]

Thank you!

[@Wtfouk]

Burnie makes fun of Gus for being Lazy about changing discs when he's the one ALL DIGITAL.

[@jlmurph2]

That's not his reason for being all digital. He likes that all of his games are in one spot because he switches between many Xboxes.

[@Wtfouk]

regardless of the reason, he's one to talk.

[@midleton92]

Wtfouk no, just no

[@Wtfouk]

Thank you for contributing to the conversation in such detailed manner. Your opinion was well received.

[@midleton92]

It didnt need detail, you are talking nonsense, end of......

[@orangeclover21]

Ryan, that shirt! That fabric!

[@w77eed]

"Sure, I'll give it try" Ryan just after Gus says you can let terrorists in.

[@GofaqYusef]

Can't wait until Ryan makes an appearance in the main Podcast.

[@RoyaltonDrummer922]

I like this trio. Would make sense if Achievement Hunters pop in sometimes though

[@MasterChiefsGnasher]

On Alien:Isolation, the narrative is that you are Ripley's daughter, searching for her mother (in the space capsule from the end of the movie) and somehow you get stuck in this ship etc etc etc and if you want more on it go watch the demo on IGN's channel

[@antoniosbandana]

13:10 according to Gus the PS4 is still in its launch window, XBoxOne is not. All stores near me have had dozens of XB1s in stock but no PS4s in stock for going on two weeks now. Not taking a side, I just thought his categorization of "launch windows" was interesting.

[@specktech314]

12:00 Same boat as you, Ryan. I really wish I bought a ps3 a few years back.

[@dfgrhbjkh]

Quick question. Around the 50:15 minute mark it went dark for a second and then resumed. Is this my internet/computer problem?

[@Arbiter-is9wn]

Nah, that happened to me too

[@Gremlyn42]

There's supposed to be an ad there. It may not have loaded properly. Just KZbin being KZbin, most likely.

[@dfgrhbjkh]

I love AdBlocker Plus. If that had anything to do with it.

[@NRay7882]

I think the Alien game is going to play more like Slenderman. No weapons or skills, just survival horror. You'll probably walk around the ship, trying to figure out what happened and how to escape.

[@ThePeter232]

am i the only one who noticed what a sweet geeky laugh she has?

[@HenriqueSAvila]

Ryan the Patch guy

[@MrGlasses94]

Ryan Patches

[@physicalzeppelin2326]

They need a Patch where the Lads or the Gents take over!!!

[@TastingUrBlood]

Best MMO for quests, is Runescape.

[@calahad]

I would never say I would find myself in such a position - whether to first watch The Patch from RoosterTeeth or Cooptional Podcast from Polaris.Well, The Patch it is.

[@ph03nixrizin]

Great show as always.

[@woodzy7point0]

Ni love the stanley parable!!!

[@BloodRelicProduction]

I see lots of comments against Ashley. So I just want to say I think she's great.

[@TJForceIX]

I find it funny that I was literally playing WoW while watching this, and I can tell you that you definitely have a normal speed and can switch to a slower walking speed... and all the damn NPC's walk between the two.

[@Mr_baker1]

Does anyone know the episode of The Patch were Michael tells the story about how he shoplifted videos from a video store?

[@JorelHill]

lol the camerawork for the introductions

[@GhostMikey0]

Lol. The sexual tension between Ashley and Ryan is immense.

[@hyypersonic]

Burnie and Ash are together right?

[@rediornaut7018]

Ryan's married with kids, so I hope not :P

[@GhostMikey0]

Titan5774 Yea, but the way the talk is so awkward and Ashley gives him lingering looks.

[@gangstajake88]

Shreklova220 just gonna go ahead and say that theres more lingering looks between gus and ryan than anyone else, if anyone bangs my moneys on them

[@GhostMikey0]

gangstajake88 Well Ryan is all about putting things in holes.

[@austinmyers2573]

Off of Gus's story of playing Papers please I decided to finally play it. It is actually pretty fun and I am awful at the game starting out. Accidentally let a suicide bomber through. Rough Times.

[@MicahDreyer]

ALL HAIL THE MAD KING!!!!

[@MikeKolb]

I was a heavily focused PC gamer since playing around on my family's 286. Was also playing the family Atari 2600 and I bought the SNES back in the day. Throughout the years I've just found it more convenient to play on a console. I still game on my laptop but my main "rig" is my 360. Hardware compatibility and requirements, software updates (which we have on consoles now too but I'm talking about video/sound/network drivers, etc), juggling memory use with your OS and games run, anti-virus/malware prevention, disc space (now having to deal with this with consoles again), and games that use a controller anyways, I just prefer to play on consoles now. Just my opinion. *didn't think I had to say that last part but this is KZbin.

[@matthewdaub]

God this feels like just yesterday. Where did the time go?

[@fidgetysl1m]

Why do i feel like the DayZ story is Frankie? lol

[@jakeyoung9895]

That Gus guys face looks funny lol

[@TheVaporwaveExp]

DayZ is really bringing out the Ryan in everyone

[@7H3745730F4W350M3]

"but its paper"hahaha

[@Dan94ever]

I know this is old but that alien game concept has been worked on by a group in the horror genre called Damned that has been on steam for a while. Also the Morrowind mod sounds amazing. I love the game, it has downsides to it but it's amazing. I hope that mod follows through.

[@BlitzFox]

No idea if they correct it later, as I just heard it, and not that they care, but Steam doesn't set the sale price of games. The publisher or developer does.

[@Xenomorpheus8]

That alien game kinda sounds like RE:3 Nemesis. The whole aspect of Nemesis coming for you, and him randomly appearing kinda sounds like that, but in RE there were more enemies than just nemesis.

[@MasterKeyToSaby]

Anyone know where to find the video where the DayZ bandits make the survivors fight?

[@htggytfytt1724]

We missed you Mr. Gustavo

[@IgotGreens101]

I see all consoles everywhere it goes it seems. Sony and MS did a good job at keep up with demand

[@SmileyCirrusOz]

Im a lot like Ashley, with the "Don't finish it, because I don't want it to be over" situation with games :/

[@hioeo]

I did that with fallout 3. Still have yet to finish it, but i dont own anchorage, and i havent felt like playing it.

[@SmileyCirrusOz]

With the release of the new consoles, ive just started going back and finally finishing them.

[@Hacker_lyx]

God, I was watching my Girly play FFX and I didn't want that game to finish because I was so deep into that game. I feel like I'm having with drawls now since she finishes everything so damn fast.

[@TheBritishGamer93]

I wonder how many people decided to buy the PS4 not because they thought it had better games but simply because of the issue the Xbox One had during its announcement. My friend bought a PS4 and when I ask him how good the exclusives were he just said "I don't like any of them so I didn't but them" which just seemed so weird to me. A few other people who bought the console said something similar and some even said they prefer the exclusives on the Xbox... Personally I have nothing against the Playstation but I have no interest in the exclusives so I bought an Xbox One and i'm really enjoying it.

[@swansfan13]

You should buy a console for it's quality not it's exclusives...

[@TheBritishGamer93]

Euan Ingram What? Sorry but no. I buy the console because it can play the games that I want to play. Whats the point in getting a Playstation if the Xbox has the games you like or vice versa? Thats stupid. I don't care about the trivial hardware differences or the other consoles theoretical ability to play the game slightly better even though it will never be on said console.

[@swansfan13]

What's the point of buying the xbox for it's one or two better exclusives? After that what's better about it?

[@TheBritishGamer93]

Euan Ingram There are 4 exclusive games I am intending to get or already have and thats just the ones at launch. The Titanfall which makes it five and then theres Halo when it comes out. Thats six exclusive games that I want to play which I can only get on the Xbox and those are just the ones that are announced. The only game I wanted to play on the PS4 was Kingdom Hearts 3 but thats now multiplatform so I can run that on my Xbox. Are you saying I should ignore these games and get a console which is pretty much exactly the same but does not have the games I want to play?

[@xXDeadEyeJackXx]

Euan Ingram The quality between Xbone and ps4 is so similar, exclusives are almost the only thing that sets them apart

[@Kisara3]

This whole thing with the alien game reminds me a lot of Amnesia, where you can't fight, can only run from the monsters about, and have to solve puzzles and find out where you are and who you were. Amazingly scary.

[@christcheese6412]

Except you already know who you are.

[@Kisara3]

Yeah I guess that'll be a problem for the alien game. Either way they'll sort it out and hopefully it'll be good.

[@davidc145]

The best thumbnail ever

[@briansomarriba811]

I was wondering if you guys are going to keep on making the lets play and cakeless slap band??

[@DeadandDivineCult]

Ryan Haywood, Worlds Most Attractive Male 2014

[@flaasceo]

Bought Onnit, and received it today. But what should I do, the morning or night?

[@jess3336677]

I have to say as a console gamer that knows little to nothing about computers (and whenever they talk computers it goes right over my head) steam machines are actually enticing. Especially Razers design because its just a bunch of boxes you plug in, so I dont have to learn how to build a PC or bother with paying someone to do it. Also if I needed to upgrade i just buy some new box things they have and plug them in. Seriously sounds good to me, less hassle.

[@SykoLiu]

I specifically had to buy a sound card when I was redoing the computer for my recording studio (professional, not personal).

[@MegaDrain]

I got an Assassins Creed Brotherhood sweater from InsertCoinClothing back in 2012. If you guys haven't shopped there and want to, believe me they're products are awesome!

[@GoldRaptor00]

"Cuda core" actually sounds like what the term would be if barracudas started making metal.

[@MrTuomas146]

28:37 Gus thinks theres only one movement speed. Not only is there a running speed, you can also press the "/" button on the num pad and walk. You can also mount up, and run on the ground, or fly in the air after an NPC so....

[@TheKingOfApples100]

Whats the story behind the eye in the plant in the background when it cuts to burnie

[@bobsjobisfob]

burnie isnt on this episode

[@MikeKolb]

0:56:14 The weird human behaviors in Day Z is emergent gameplay, gameplay that wasn't designed but is created by the players. We're seeing this as more of a gaming trend now which is great.

[@TheAcousticCitizen]

Not having bought any of the next gen consoles, still having my 360, I was really interested in the steam machines. Now I don't see the point anymore. I already found the price of the One stupid, you can already plug your controller to your pc, you have hdmi ports to plug into your tv, and most games are developped for pc too. There's even mods ! :/

[@That1Guy2200]

with you on that...

[@nintengod]

Dismemberment Plan shirt! Gus confirmed for patrician taste!

[@SoggyNelco]

patch dream team

[@jmerrif10]

Gorgeous AND builds her own gaming PC!? Ashley FTW

[@AyazJ]

I think the razor steam box looks like a radiator

[@txkyle2013]

I'm glad the division isn't really started yet. Just means the end product will be better (hopefully).

[@ProCasuall]

I would really love to see this DayZ bandits video they keep talking about.

[@Dantehavok218]

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