The People Vs. Cold Cuts

[@krag_25]

Joey D getting excited for jury duty thinking he got chosen because he’s a model citizen perfectly exemplifies how crazy he is

[@ryancarr3706]

out of his god damn mind. he has no idea either which is perfect

[@s92Nugs]

I think he’s just a true narcissist

[@infamous3516]

Look at the guys faces when he says it's a privilege 😂

[@blueblurrry9994]

I hope the boys realize, even though the pod doesn't get the same views as Bob Does Sports, its arguably more enjoyable to watch and listen to. Keep it up and long live the Pod.

[@doverman6227]

yea i feel like they don't really advertise this show on BDS for some reason

[@Jeff-es5uu]

couldn’t agree more! the comedy is top notch and more people need to promote it

[@zestymashup7645]

It absolutely is the most enjoyable thing they put out

[@ShockGrass]

It was always the pod it was always brilliantly dumb

[@Hellacious_bombs]

Long time faithful here, Joey Da was shining as bright as the Sun this episode. The hair/haircut stunt, the excitement for Jury Duty, the bottle price discussion, etc. This guy was real special in this episode and I’m here for it!

[@Hellacious_bombs]

Completely forgot to add he did the pod on his phone. The password to his computer must be missing still

[@Iversonwings1]

9:09 Joey getting excited for Jury Duty is hilarious!

[@KGB-SLIMREAPER]

Joey D is also right, in Canada you could have 2-4 games on your cable because they give you the different time zone sports packages. TSN and CTV gets at least 3 different games they're allowed to show for the morning games.

[@jh1603]

Yeah CBS/CTV/TSN/Sportsnet combo easily 4 games

[@camwalsh420]

That Joey d “OHHH YEAHHHH”😂😂😂😂

[@YoungDerz]

Joey D putting his hand up will never get old

[@PointlessCam]

Joey saying he is excited for jury duty was wild. Bob claiming you can just skip it is a whole different level. Is the young man going to get incarcerated for a bit?

[@alexanderjon7933]

This geeked me out too

[@motorboater1020]

The court will hold him in Contempt!

[@n1ckyg123]

The fact Joey was excited for getting picked for jury duty is insane. What’s wrong with this guy hahahahha

[@jkaise42]

Joey not knowing about jury duty is the best thing of the 21st century lololololololol Just a national treasure!!

[@dabril94]

I’m in tears right now Joe thinking that jury duty is a honor that’s so funny 😂😂

[@coltt]

Just an incredible show from cutsy today. I knew he had his A game as soon as his picture popped up with that hair flowing. Great work all around.

[@isaacangell4414]

Joey getting excited for jury duty was hilarious

[@TheCjclaflin1]

Cold Cuts has the evil laugh down for sure. Every time he laughs he sounds like he’s fixing to kill someone. 😂😂😂😂

[@johngarrity6903]

My god Joey, TAKE OUT THE RETAINER!! 😂😂😂

[@nickschroeder2930]

This episode and the last reached a whole new pinnacle. 😂

[@MatturalSlice]

Tuesday commutes to work are always better when this podcast drops

[@NateHarrington]

Mikey V with the runaway top-5 victory. Chief Osceola at #2 is a pure masterclass. He gets it. #GoNoles

[@LoFiBeAtS360]

mikey telling bob about skipping jury 😂

[@patcole6479]

Bob realizing how bad it is to skip jury duty is laugh out loud funny

[@danschultz782]

Bob and Mikey just pummel giuseppe and he takes it like a champ😂

[@bsftmf]

One of the funniest shows I have seen in a while. Great job boys!

[@colelawlor310]

I can’t believe Giuseppe thinks hes gonna get away with the parking tickets lol. Hes gonna get banged when he applys for a US license

[@atk9441]

No better cold cuts than when his back is against the wall

[@n1ckyg123]

The fact Joe thought jury duty was a privilege is insane hahahaha

[@ColtonFromTexas]

Joey D just reminds me of Larry David's therapist on Curb. "Now, I was recently treating a well known director, I don't want to tell you who it was but he did direct Star Wars" Clearly talking about George Lucas. 🤣

[@scottpulliam6118]

“He was probably on NFL Network…”😂😂😂

[@stevemarks9721]

I've got a buy this week and I am buying The Brilliantly Dumb Show. There are very few things I look forward to every week more than this podcast from the young men. Peak entertainment and banter. BDS to the moon. F**k it, both BDS channels to mars!

[@joeybongoyvie9397]

Joey D has been on a heater of all heaters

[@ntdrank]

one of the best starts to the show ever

[@BubblesTheCat2004]

It definitely involves the opening of the wine and the opening pour, the ongoing pouring of the wine is asking too much. However- VERY high corkage fee. Totally feel him there.

[@josephcoward7909]

Mikey v killed the Elvis impression 😂

[@THECUZZYSPECIAL]

Bob has warrants now

[@nomorenonsense]

Joey D just ruthless on Kawhi Leonard. He brought Canada a championship so you can't forget that. His sister was also just convicted to life in prison for murder. Gotta remember these guys are humans too. I like the buy of Russell Westbrook. The guy grinds it out every single game. Even though it doesn't get wins he leaves it on the floor and must be respected.

[@pistolpeteofficial]

The BYU cougar should get some love, guy does it all 😂❤

[@ClipzRus12]

Friends dad is the Philly fanatic gotta love it

[@Jensen-C]

Joey phoninh i for the show with that hair is an all time moment, must still be locked out of his laptop

[@n1ckyg123]

It’s a big convenience for Joey to pour his own wine 😂😂

[@mikewritesalot]

That garage door must have done a number on Cutsy, getting excited for jury duty.

[@jalenwittrock1572]

Mikey V during the top 5 thinking the song is playing had me in tears

[@darrenhill3514]

and yeah, Cutsy not paying any of the parking tickets I'm surprised the summons isn't to go to court himself lol

[@brodywinrow9222]

Joey is hilarious and really is a national treasure in Canada

[@conk8636]

All Hail King Cutsy .. How dare anyone to make this Emperor to poor his own wine! Juror Treasure never stop being you.

[@shawnfedetz2249]

I was on a higher court which locks you in for 18 weeks and they only give you $5 a day for food...

[@victorcarpen78]

Love watching it right after it get posted can’t miss especially the KZbin version so glad I switched over 😌😌

[@ryancarr3706]

the least crazy thing joey D said this episode still is absolutely ridiculous…. If you get charged a corkage fee, it’s not to open your bottle and pour your wine. they charge you that since your not buying alcohol from them directly

[@mattdevine3353]

Bob it killed me to hear you say “Donald the Duck”

[@jeffreysmith694]

The opening shot of Coldcuts was phenomenal. The lettuce should get it's own podcast.

[@tone730]

I'm dying 4 mins in about Joey Ds haircut appt at Bobs

[@RoyleMatt]

Coldcuts intro. 😂dying

[@jmegs1810]

this ep was fucking phenomenal 🤣

[@kyletrammell7308]

Hope Bob and the boys come to New Orleans or Baton Rouge some day!

[@bbyputube]

Joey D telling restaurant staff don't make small talk unless you are comping something, is not a good look for the up and comer. But he's still the best

[@jparker923]

Cold Cuts coming through with the Phoenix Suns Gorilla is clutch. Been watching him since I was a child and no matter who is behind the mask, they put on a great show! There is currently a stuffed gorilla on my couch. Go Suns!

[@locksonlocksonlocks]

best pod on internet easily

[@jalenwittrock1572]

"I tell yuh what, this Roger Staubach is a good player, looks really good tiday" 🤣🤣

[@ryanprobert5635]

Maybe it's a Canadian thing but, "I got a guy.." is how I live too Joey. Would have thought the Seattle Mariner Moose would have snuck in to at least an honorable mention.

[@GHorvath88]

He had to have grown up in a circle of privileges lol the world owes Joey

[@mike_pacman_1_of_1]

45:52 I would be worried to be on camera with you guys on the course because I would be too scared that you guys might post my 2 good shots I have a round of golf. Most people would be worried to have 2 bad shots on camera but I would scared to have 2 good ones on video. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@andk2846]

I need a video on the origin of how all the boys came together.

[@cassidycantrell6829]

Did KZbin add stand-alone Sunday ticket since this came out? I just looked it up and there is a 350 standalone Sunday ticket option

[@YoungZeus76]

Bob is a diabolical genius

[@Thekinglucanitis]

I could listen to Joey Da all day. He’s a fascinating human being.

[@jimgillett2122]

Coldcuts with that magnificent mane looking like a true Canadian-Italian Stallion.

[@aaron130]

Bob, I used to do that, just not show up, and I had a warrant for my arrest! They didn’t come looking for me, but when I got pulled over one day, there was a warrant for me because of skipping jury duty. Not a smart move man!

[@manny43]

Nicky Cass would be a great person to film a round of golf with!

[@richardprentice5005]

I’m with Joe on the corkage charge 100%. Banged. Love this freaking pod.

[@kwais616]

Going in a restaurant by yourself and putting a headphone in isnt weird at all lol

[@michaelsteffey9004]

im giving the top 5 to joe this week simply because finally someone on this show went to the NHL

[@luigarcea7677]

It is a Canada thing. 3-4 morning games during NFL season. NOW not so much. They pump us with Seahawks on the west coast. Vancouver!

[@shoffy01]

Bobby is a hundred million dollar man!! Confirmed it himself 😅

[@piffpete420]

The one and only time I responded to a jury summons I was selected to be a juror on a 3 week murder trial. Word of advice just ignore it

[@garrettmccollum8940]

There’s plenty Lions, tigers, and bears, but there is only One Razorback, woo pig

[@Wangchung405]

Bear down pays $60 to get like 7 hairs cut? 😂

[@kev_INHALE1]

Was thinking the same thing 😂😂😂

[@Iversonwings1]

Paying $9 per single hair cut is wild lol

[@rwc408]

Imagine admitting on a podcast in front of thousands that you’re just blowing off jury duty, LOL. County Bob will be back in 6-9 months depending on good behavior

[@squidwarddeep5064]

he might have to pay a fine brother 😂 it’s not that big of a deal. you can also say you never got the letter

[@rwc408]

@@squidwarddeep5064 you 🤝 sarcasm….brother

[@squidwarddeep5064]

@@rwc408 LOL.

[@nathancomp4522]

As a Philadelphia sports fan, I love these top 5s from the boys

[@mhedberg6478]

Banger of an episode gentlemen

[@DoperThenMost]

In Canada tsn would have a game, ch 54 the score would have a game, channel 20 UPN would have Detroit and omni or another channel had another game

[@scottpulliam6118]

Coldcuts complaining about the corkage fee is priceless…

[@thomastrimer-sf2kz]

Some would say Joey D is somewhat of a mascot for you guys and a great one at that!

[@jcasey2517]

I thought Bob was going to say Jimmy Butler not Westbrook lol

[@marrto]

That corkage as completely outrageous jesus christ

[@zacvandergrift5419]

Rocky the Mountain Lion not getting any love in the top 5 is so disrespectful

[@galengeislinger8733]

Y'all never fail to brighten up my day keep up the great work!

[@kevinlindquist]

Joey D can't stop using the camera as a mirror. He loves him some him.

[@mckaymangum3322]

the better help ad needs to be updated bobby boy, “from the comfort of your new home, of your home” unless bobby real estate is incoming we need to get that fixed

[@OUTCASTSERVICESLLC909]

cold cuts did a 180 on that jury duty, easy Tony hawk

[@jeremyharris1547]

Top 5 1. Notee Dame Leprechaun 2. Ramses/UNC 3. GRITTY -- I have a friend who owns a cheesesteak shop (Jay's Steak and Hoagie) made a sandwich the Gritzel! 4. Minor league basell Trenton Thunder - Pork Roll 5. Benny the Bull

[@cwright000008]

He’s self employed. He can easily get out of Jury Duty

[@locksonlocksonlocks]

i can't stop watching

[@R1215G]

It's probably a sting to get Cold Cuts to get him to pay those tickets.

[@samuelrogers9146]

Ignoring a parking ticket is one thing. Ripping it up on a video is another. Sharing that video on a popular podcast while your best friend explains that he's skipped and ignored jury duty for years... Dangerous game, gentleman!

[@theprofessionalcommentor]

Joey is right... 4 NFL games were and are on cable TV in Canada regular channels not paid extra

[@grantnewsom860]

Would love to see super grizz the grizzlies mascot during home playoff games. Or maybe Smokey from the university of Tennessee

[@Brink801]

Let’s have a Tuesday, gentlemen.

[@Bhtxstudios]

Lmao

[@jh1603]

Jury selection better not find out about hose-gate from last year, Joseph

[@dopeitsdev8564]

Love the Westbrook call out got some money on him to have a great game tonight if we cash I'm buying a breezy polo tonight

[@niallmcgrath3455]

When did Cold Cuts get a lisssssp?

[@rhysccc4295]

Court case coldcuts😂

[@orbsbythought]

wally the green monster for the sox is by far number 2, to the fanatic