The Pete & Sebastian Show - EP 516 (FULL EPISODE)

[@VeritasAequitas930]

I love Pete. He is so down to earth.

[@matthew_hilliard]

I am cracking up at the gym. One of your best ever guys congrats. Long time listener

[@SandraJsAdventuresOutdoors]

I love the extra photos to go along with the stories. Nice 😊

[@SG-MT]

Same. As a very visual person, this is exactly what I needed!

[@JV6OF9]

Right off the bat, Pete with the readers, and using a lighter so he could see. You guys immediately got me laughing my ass off

[@willymaykit1482]

When I use to bring my daughter anywhere, I wouldn't take my eyes off her for a second. Always aware, always on guard ready to react. Maybe overprotective but I kept her alive.

[@paulpaul4681]

Shes gona have a great honeymoon

[@SG-MT]

@@paulpaul4681 🤣🤣🤣

[@jonmiller4869]

Your cast has become the talk of our weekly boat cruise with our friends. I haven't look so forward to a weekly show since Seinfeld was on the air. This is comedy gold.." IT'S GOLD JERRY"

[@Amy-dh6bk]

This has me hysterically laughing, I can barely focus on driving while listening/watching.

[@truthmullins649]

Yeah, because you shouldn't be watching while driving my guy.. head up though ok?...

[@bigwill-pn5xc]

1 of the best podcasts ever.

[@brandonoouah]

Watching Pete reading that with the lighter was hilarious 😂😂

[@reggiedunlop2222]

Pete reading ingredients by a Bic lighter was worth the price of admission alone!

[@katrinac469]

This cast was the funniest EVER, not that other casts aren't, but, this one🤣🤣🤣

[@claytonlanier9088]

"Hickory on the sheets" 😂 You two almost gave me my second heart attack.

[@michaelsullivan6164]

😂😂😂😂

[@adg8711]

Love it when Pete goes on story telling rant uses the Imitating voices & spitting out golden jokes 🤣 I roll over laughing in chair

[@colessyndicated7716]

I AGREE HIS STORIES ARE WONDERFUL GOING TO ORDER SOME SPRAY

[@clifftaylor3295]

SO SO Good. Man, this episode is my favorite in a while. We love you guys so much.

[@bigmon19]

Can’t believe Pete went there with the Three’s Company callback.😂😂😂

[@annacreo5677]

The picture of Sebastian jumping in the lake😅🤣 hilarious 😂

[@quickHitter5080]

I was crying 😂😭😂😂😂

[@BdrumMerX14]

The picture of him on the fkin tube tho 😂😂

[@keanucooper2103]

😆

[@ridgecrestvarietyshow7324]

Every episode becomes my new fave and you guys bounce your humor of each other so darn well! As an aside...my bro graduated from the CIA(Culinary Institute of America) in Hyde Park, New York. It was converted from an old monastery located on the Hudson River. The new management attempted to build a wine cellar several times in the old catacombs were the monks were buried. Each time the entire collection of wine soured and was ruined! They finally retreated and chose another spot on the campus! And these are the things that make you go HMMM!...love you guys, stay safe.

[@dreamerish1]

Love you guys! You two continually show how you "Play the tape to the end." With each scenario and story you bring that ability to realize there are consequences and results to our actions. "Playing the tape all the way to the end" is a saying for recovery. But I use that every single day-"play it out". What consequence and results do we want? We cant control everything, but that kind of thinking makes a person more purposeful. Thank you for the consistent weekly laughs!!!

[@raulsalinasjr6504]

I love that Pete makes Sebastian laugh his ass off ...that makes me laugh.

[@ellemim2239]

Same! I! don't think he knows how funny he is which makes him so loveable🤩

[@AnasCreativeCorner]

I’m so happy we get a preview!! I’ve been really depressed for a few days…you guys are the cure. No joke. Thank you so much. Sending you a hug, Ana.

[@traci222]

I'm sorry you've been dealing with depression.. I also suffer with depression and have been struggling a lot lately. It's really a daily struggle. I hope you feel better soon.

[@Dianasviews]

I too have depression and the past 30 days have been so heavy. Sending you all love and light. Thank you for the laughs guys.

[@AnasCreativeCorner]

@@traci222 Thank you so much...I've had it for about 30 years now and I can function, but when it creeps in, it's a monster, lol. I hope you feel better soon too!!

[@AnasCreativeCorner]

@@Dianasviews - I hope you feel better soon! We might need some of that spray Pete has ;D Sending you a hug .

[@davidperez5089]

Depresión Is a real sob. Just remember to be grateful for what you have AND remember, things áre much worse for other people. Peace.

[@shelleycampbell623]

My fave Italian Your guys are the best Family guys... Love hearing bout Jackie..Sadie .. Lana..Sarafina..and Caruso!!!!!!!!!!!! Yall rock Best wishes from Coweta..OK

[@TJB1510]

YA GOTTA WEAR 'WATER SHOES' That Locker Room Riff Was Gold.

[@donnahughes8575]

Pete’s Summer Vacation stories… a comedy movie for sure.

[@andrejka_talking_out_loud]

and Sebastian, it is cautious thoughtful people like you that makes the world go round and picks up the pieces,.... you were the only sane one on the boat.

[@dedemillikan2401]

I love the way Pete can’t even reply without 😂 cracking up!!! Sebastian with his kids, too funny…. Yep your mother in law had to finally say it !!! I kinda wondered when that was gonna happen 🤣🤣✌️😎

[@maxinebrody4988]

Pete! Bravo to you, as a comedian, for not getting offended by some of the barbs thrown at you by Sebastian. Instead you use them as material for a comic remark. E.G. “I like to try to get diabetes when I go on vacation” I once saw a very well known comedian get insulted and angry when a Howard Stern cast member “insulted” him in the street on camera. I thought less of him after that. Keep up your fabulous attitude!

[@brooklyn7722]

This video was magnificent. Those stories were so funny.

[@pamelamix132]

Love Pete and Sebastian! ❤️😂❤️

[@Lauren_M855]

Pete’s comedy during a peloton workout is a massive safety hazard! I would fall off my bike!! 😂

[@debbieskrletts725]

Hes so fucking funny. I would love just to hang with him

[@ellaautumn13]

You have no idea how much I needed these laughs! Best medicine ever! ♥️♥️

[@lynnglynn721]

Pete, you look FANTASTIC! Both vacation and Miracle Spray....WOW

[@sakok5379]

Pete’s story about the water park had me dying laughing

[@df5349]

516 was a home run! This is the podcast that I am accustomed to. Time well spent watching you two interact when talking about your personal experiences.

[@westondaniel]

“Hickory? Where do you live guy?” Had me dying over here!

[@dawndavis647]

Slimy floors, took me back to my swim team days and the only time they weren’t “covered” was “NEVER”! 😂Great cast!👍

[@1Challino]

This made my day! Thanks guys

[@tparm]

Pete's so gangsta with the lighter to read

[@francessalazar9868]

😂😂😂😂

[@paulpaul4681]

@@francessalazar9868 i enjoyed your comment

[@barbaramascaro6899]

Great show guys! I was laughing from start to finish! Love the new look of the show! 👍👏🤗💕

[@influenceclothing2462]

One of the best casts in a while .. Pete was on fire I was laughing so hard on the bus to work

[@slf5141]

So true about the pool/ beach washroom "slimy" floors 🤣🤣

[@eklipsta]

Im actually on Vacation hearing this and its so relatable. Well Petes part anyway haha

[@christytrunko6970]

😂😂😂Know exactly that feeling of the floors in bathrooms at the pools….died laughing!!,

[@shirleya3615]

Comical Comedian's ! ! I Love ❤️💙 this Show! Pete & Sebastian 💙❤️

[@sheilasweeney1479]

U guys are nuts which is why I’m addicted to you. U BOTH Need to get your own sitcom- be just like Seinfeld 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️

[@mbethtml]

Great cast.. you're back. Relaxed, just 2 guys shootin' the shit.. not formulaic . Loved it!

[@francessalazar9868]

YAY new episode!! My favorite dynamic Italian duo! Grabbing my chocolate 🍫 and 🍷 LETS DO THIS! 😂😂😂

[@doreencolangelo9318]

I am Actually LOVING PETE..at first I was team sebastian but now pete is killing me..!!! And the past comment..WE ARE AMERICAN..GO BRO!!!

[@annrice4409]

Pete you’re hilarious. You were born for this!

[@BdrumMerX14]

Sebastian every episode I watch I almost can't comprehend how you exist on a daily basis with how much you think

[@iKnowAguy4]

Ahhh thank God for you guys. I can always turn to you to cheer up my day. Appreciate ya!

[@northernchristine7370]

One of the funniest things I have ever seen. This one has me crying with laughter.

[@michaelslawski]

Sebastian, You Look Like "Jimmy Hoffa" Jumpin Off The Boat.... 😂

[@teacherreadtous4273]

I was the same exact level of nervous as Sebastian when we did the pontoon boat lake visit with my daughters. It’s the Italian blood in us I think. We always look at what could go wrong and what’s not safe. Never did those gigantic waterslide parks either. I heard one kid drown at one where I live. That’s enough to know we’re not going.

[@peacequeen2579]

Yup I just said the same thing! I can't wait to get off because everything he just said describes my head when I'm on a boat.

[@Sharoncat2008]

you are right, Italians are tigers when it comes to their children and loved ones. I remember when my son was in Little League and the stands where the parents sat were surrounded by gravel and I sat there and was amazed at how some mothers were letting their children run around and sure as I thought about how dangerous it was, a toddler fell down in the gravel and was bleeding. Why in the heck weren't those mothers more aware of what COULD happen. I always would think ahead and try to keep my son safe wherever we were. Is that Italian? OK, I'm Italian, I'll accept that compliment.

[@pluckyspector]

Hey Sebastián my husband thinks very similarly on these kind of topics. We always buy the wine.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aljv77]

sebastian, you missed the way Pete said chamomile in the ingredients 🤣🤣 Took me a second to realize what he said. you smiled and I thought you may have caught it

[@SG-MT]

I know, right? I was laughing and wish I could tell him how to say it correctly. 🤣

[@jonathanmorales1645]

Idk why but this episode has the old school vibes! Couldn't stop laughing!!

[@PrttyAsSin]

Back in the groove. I'm dying! OMG, so freaking hilarious.

[@lauracastro9447]

Fav episode. Killing me in laughter.

[@marcschoettle4]

This episode is one of my favorites of all time! Had me laughing the whole time. I am Italian American like you both and just can relate on so many levels. Pete I have a zero patience and zero tolerance for all that stuff that went on at your vacation spot. Love the Cast.

[@sgdsingh9123]

This episode made me think Pete doesn’t watch Sebastian’s stand up-the ice cream samples, the jet ski thing, I mean, c’mon Guy!🤣

[@colessyndicated7716]

this was a GREAT CAST WONDERFUL YOU GUYS DESERVED A VACATION LOVE THE BLONDE HAIR SEBASTIAN AND THE GOLDEN TAN MAN

[@janiebrossmann1178]

Omg I just laughed so hard I needed this hour of humor so much 🤣😂🤣😂

[@eblv4366]

This was the best podcast ever. more please.

[@000_x9]

Pete your exactly right. The barefoot water park thing, omg I need to go bleach my floors just listening to you! But I'm weak just listening to this. I would pass out before I got one foot on the ground.

[@Randylazz]

You guys make my day super down to earth……….

[@pieronispuppets9629]

That was a GREAT CAST LMAO

[@sallyann4271]

One of the funniest episodes you two comedic geniuses have done in a while. I was dying laughing. Killer comedy duo!

[@anndonahue1349]

I literally am ordering the after sun spray. First 5 mins in. I’ve been looking for something like this for years. It has great reviews on Amazon. Thanks guys!

[@Gagazoot]

Omg laughing and loving this cast today ❤❤Thank you 😂😂

[@Mimi-my5tr]

This has to be the funniest podcast to date. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard. You too together are amazing and make my week. Going to join Patreon. Thanks for the laughs.

[@susanmulvey6311]

I’m with you Sebastian, your kids are too young to be going really fast. And I’m a grandma!! True I’m a worrier, but still they are a little young, for that excessive rafting. You guys are hilarious!!! 😂😂😂😂 Pete your arms are really fine!!👍

[@loriebell718]

Dudes!!! Lorie Bell from Toronto! Ok I discovered you two I don’t even know actually but now I watch you everyday and have you playing on my iPad to and from work which I think is illegal lol.Anyway my comment pertains to a recent cast where you are both talking about being in the shower wet and Pete how you use the soap!, omg I am killing my self driving down a busy highway at the entire podcast. This 61 year old woman laughing out loud by herself on how 2 middle aged men shower and use soap. Priceless. Keep up the amazing work- you both make my day everyday!,

[@ellaautumn13]

I’m ready for this week cast!😉👏🎉❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@behindtheaudition]

I listen to this cast walking around the neighborhood and I am laughing out loud holding my stomach! As a man in his mid 40s… I need this! The pool talk almost had me on the ground. Thanks fellas!!!

[@MichaelMatisko19]

Pete goes… oh god, look at that person! 😂 the initial reaction is hilarious.

[@amyhowell5931]

Can’t wait to see Pete live in Raleigh this Friday! This episode just got me so psyched for his Stand Up Show! ❤️ these two comedic gods!

[@lovemysmoothie9632]

Great show, laughed from the start, love the pictures....the pic of Lana jumping off the boat is amazing.

[@sandya2023]

You save me on Tuesday's!💙💙💙

[@officialdamien.]

It’s 2024. Need to get an update on when Sebastian gets his wine

[@dianahockins717]

Underground wineroom, well insulated, would be fantastic. Temperature controlled. Might as well have a family room next to it. Great idea

[@joemiranda4805]

The Man thinks so much like I think ! You have lots of class Sebastian ! 👍⭐👍

[@lindagraff2484]

Omg you guys are hilarious, I love it,

[@deejergia27]

I love this whole episode. I agree. I would have bought wine. Lol.

[@denisefazio6708]

There are so many comments I can make, it is so funny! Love this one!

[@MikeE-]

Sebastian’s face in the picture while he’s on the raft 😂 He looked terrified

[@alifan44]

Watching this cast is a nice warm-up for Pete's show this weekend in Raleigh! It's going to be great.

[@manacfamily8725]

Locking in. I love this cast. Myself, my teenagers & my two year old twins all of us are quarantined at home with COVID. I promise you I have laughed more today than I have in a while. I appreciate you both. Having this cast really has helped me threw a lot. You guys should know that.

[@Joy-io7xl]

A week without Pete and Sebastian is like a week without oxygen!

[@nyuuuchan]

Sebastian is so right about half off! Who would even think about going back to that resort? lmao

[@starchamberlain]

Best one in awhile! (They’re all great)!!

[@cheryltaylor9286]

🤣🤣🤣Love the clothes line place. I still do that. Washed some rugs. Air dried on the line. Beautiful

[@anneverna1792]

These two are for sure nice to look at!

[@pennypenny376]

And all that base in the voice...hot.

[@susanbrocksmith4255]

Cracking me up with the lighter to read 😂 I’m the same!

[@DHSFEMA]

Guys you know I suffer from Severe PTSD and this one had me Laughing so hard, Thanks again Boys I appreciate it

[@maureensmith2728]

I love that wine cellar idea! It would be so cool to sit with your friends and family and have wine a tasting of your own🤓

[@1maripaul]

Hi, Mary Frances Spagnolo here (Italian) my father always hung his clothes and sheets on a clothes line. Sheets were the BEST smelled great felt great, especially when we would go to his house in key west (only small planes flying over Pete lol) the breeze off the ocean made everything perfect! But my dad's other homes, I agree wth Pete... too much stuff in the air, and you have no idea what's on your clothes😂

[@johnnyg666]

Hilton Head is awesome. We go every year. Love the show guys!

[@donnajdrake]

Love you guys! Just bought 2 bottles of Solar Recover. Thanks Pete!

[@diannawilliams6923]

Yes, that stationary bike video was hilarious!!!!

[@vischetty7736]

One of the best episodes ever! 😂😂😂😂😂😂