The Pete & Sebastian Show - EP 527 "Political Speech/Elevator" (FULL EPISODE)

[@monstaq95]

“ jack you not even suppose to be hearing this I got padding up “ 😂😂😂😂 GOLD

[@CR-bu9il]

Sabastian So proud of you. you are growing! Great job! Love and peace to you and your wife and family.

[@lisam7511]

Huh

[@joeyd7728]

I’m doing repairs in an apartment building. I literally was laughing out loud hysterically and uncontrollably in the hallway with the “meatball” comment. Pete, absolute stand up gold! Hammer it! -Rochester NY

[@petefalc]

I burst out laughing too!

[@loving_lioness3518]

Me too.....I'm totally stealing that insult 😎

[@kylemcgill2966]

From Pete not knowing the Jets QB to him saying his life is falling apart because Jackie heard the cast is GOLD 😂

[@shannonnolan7002]

Yes, Pete. Please don’t stop being you!! Epic. Meatball 🤣🤣🤣

[@maryhoppenworth2501]

Pete is absolute gold! He's the best part of the cast. I would love to see him start another one with just him and a new guest each episode. Also, I'm in my 60's and have bought a lot of mattress/box spring combo's and I have NEVER had the frame come with them.

[@mariaguardanapo7826]

Pete IS THE CAST!!!

[@mariaguardanapo7826]

Yes Pete..Starr a NEW PODCAST ON YOUR OWN

[@claytonlanier9088]

OMG I've had a man crush on Pete since his first special. But after hearing "Hey Meatball ! Put the vape away." my crush has gone to a higher level. Dis guy is a comic genius.

[@lynno1974]

MEATBALL! The opener every little a$$hole needs when you call them on it. Leaning back in saying "Apologize" .... golden gold. Don't ever change a thing Petey.

[@victoryak86]

This segment on the elevator is what cemented me as a complete no reserves fan of Pete. Already liked Sebastian and the cast but this brought me to the next level. These two are really the funniest people I’ve ever seen with their personalities and friendship and interaction. They could be sitting in the garage doing this and I’d listen because it’s entirely THEM. I joined Patreon based off this one cast😂

[@Noway00141]

deadass lana wanting to be picked up and carried to bed and Sebastian is like "what do you think this is a fairy tale?" 😂

[@SargentandGreenLeaf]

Dead ass.. Dead ass.. Dead ass.. Dead ass..Dead ass.. Dead ass.. Dead ass.. Dead ass.. Dead ass.. dang it's fun to say stuff that other people say ain't it?

[@loving_lioness3518]

LMFAO ikr.....if my husband could carry me like that I'd fall asleep on purpose like all the time just to have him do it. 😁

[@Noway00141]

@@SargentandGreenLeaf idk you tell me you said it bout enough times

[@Noway00141]

@@loving_lioness3518 same 😂

[@moonchild9315]

“Forget what I said, just keep plowing through life like this- it’s great for the cast” 🤣

[@peteandsebastianshowsuperf3624]

..."Cuz this sh*t is GOLD" 😂

[@LuisaPlantierMartins]

Pete, we need more REAL MEN like you, "Meatball, put the vape away!", hahaha right on, guy! That kid will always remember "that time in the elevator"!🤣💪

[@loving_lioness3518]

Agreed! Like if these mofos aren't gonna parent their kids then someone needs to!

[@RedAlert3Uprising]

Yes real men scaring some 15 year old kids. But they wouldn't dare say that to another man.

[@mariaguardanapo7826]

Pete you are awesome! Stay real! Don't listen to Sebastian comments!! Sabastian STOP putting Pete down!!!!!

[@sashalawrence4786]

“When you have these epitomes” 😂- epiphanies

[@HeathBeam]

I lost it 😂😂😂

[@Flash16xx]

Nothing funnier than listening to Pete yell at his wife!!!!! "You are not even supposed to be hearing this. I have patting up and shit" Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

[@davidperez5089]

7:31 Pete realises His sound proofing doesn't work.- heavy belly laugh!! Love these two!

[@Lilybet1316]

Keep being real Pete! We ALL know that tech problems throw all of us off our game for a minute, Sebastian is just being his controlling self and it’s the contrast that is so funny. Even on the days where Sebastian’s ego is extra inflated 😂

[@maryanntownsend265]

Pete,you are always in a New York State of mind. Blowing off steam in a minutes notice. 🤪

[@lynnglynn721]

I am Italian, and was brought up to AIR OUT THE SHEETS!!!!! You're not alone Pete!

[@anneverna1792]

its a rainy day here in rhode island, this cast made my morning, i have my list of comedians that i watch and listen to you guys are on top,great cast i love the elevator story !

[@freebird1784]

Late to comment but so refreshing how transparent you are Pete! God bless you!

[@rayannez6228]

Pete, you’re gold! Love the Meatball comment. I’m a 72 yr grandma and I probably would have either gotten back in the elevator or made them all get off and take the stairs. 😂

[@francessalazar9868]

😂😂 GOLDEN CAST!!😂😂 MEATBALL killed me I had to replay 😂😂😂

[@4k_fons]

Finally going to see my man Pete when he comes out to LA in January!! Super excited. Love yous guys

[@aylakilic4082]

I DIED LAUGHING AT PETE'S MEATBALL STORY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@natives602CC]

Gave the kid a lifelong nickname with his lil crew, "Aye, it's Meatball!" Lol

[@Tinatonerfitness]

I can't get enough of these two...'Bro, my life is falling apart dude' lol

[@jppop6359]

"CAUSE IT DID LOOK DELICIOUS" 🤣🤣🤣 Pete is hilarious

[@loving_lioness3518]

😆🤭 I was like noooooooo!

[@paulaetrusco930]

I almost fell out of my chair with "Meatball" Pure Gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cmh9932]

Pete's Dahmer impression is Killin me 😂😂😂🔪♥️🗡️

[@ReservoirOfHawgs]

“MEATBALL” [pause] 😂🤣😂🤣

[@Chegles1]

I do the same as Jackie, I don't make the bed right away.....I air it out first. Great show I laughed out loud so many times!!

[@ramonamelnichuk8277]

"Pick you up?! I ain't no fireman" 😂

[@daniellatrueselfmeditation]

Omg the chicken parm story had me crying laughing thanks guys!

[@MikeE-]

Meatball put the vape away 😂

[@MG-hr8ke]

"Jack you're not supposed to be hearing this - I got padding up and shit". LMAO!!

[@moonchild9315]

Also Sebastian- the frame never comes with the mattress & box spring. That is always separate ☝🏼

[@angelamastandrea1787]

Laughing out loud for an hour. Thanks for another amazing Cast. Ads are classic.

[@lynnerusso10]

Peter made the right call in the elevator. Right call.

[@sethkendrick7067]

Pete would have screamed in his face! "I LOVE THE JETS" Hahahaha "Meatball"

[@miniaturesculptureartby23r20]

Peteism noted: Epitome= epiphany.

[@mariawelsh3190]

Good stuff guys! I love when you recap with the Dahmer story. I'm to squeamish to watch that kind of stuff so all I have to do is listen to you guys on what happened and thats good enough for me.😊

[@ReservoirOfHawgs]

I’ll take the bed thing one step further! If you take one step through anyone’s front door and there’s a frameless bed in plain sight, it’s going to be unmade and next to it there will be a dirty plate with utensils or a half eaten bowl of cereal sitting on a red milk crate.

[@wutta-do5zy]

At 51:43 Pete mentions how Sebastian's story sounds like a sitcom scenario and interestingly enough Pete's story just before sounded like a scene from an Aaron Spelling 80s drama

[@lynncapella3837]

Meatball!!!! I’m dying!!! Lol😊

[@doughalpenny7536]

Wondering if Sabastian ate the parm for lunch since it was left in the car😂 😂

[@americausa5448]

Sebastian you’re so mean to Pete.. you kept going at it, just move on!! It wasn’t nice 😏

[@staceylacey5587]

Pete, NEVER second guess yourself. I will be LMAO about the Meatball comment every time I wake up tonight 😆. And GOOD for your for putting the little turd in his place.

[@cu4wur6023]

I wish more would be like you Pete and say what needs to be said. The sad thing is if the ‘meatball’ had told his Dad what you said about what he was doing his Dad would have had the issue with YOU not his Son! There is no parenting going on giving boundaries with right and wrongs or respect. The other thing is, you hear of some cases were a man has pulled youths up for say vandalism and gets stabbed! Yes, you have to read the room. You guys are the best!😂

[@okayboomernyc]

Someone mentioned that there are lots and lots of serial killers out there who have not been caught. Scary.

[@thegandolfos]

OMG the meatball comment floored me. Pete: you are truly one of a kind!

[@Jo_spice_blackwood]

looking sharp Sebastian, checked the link for the is it me..looking forward to seeing you live//let me ramp up my optimism...this has to come true

[@CR-bu9il]

“Pick you up?” Gold.

[@brockett90]

Pete’s right you do need the FIIIRE! “Give peace a chance.” 😂😂😂

[@baTonkaTruck]

“It’s small-talk… at an elevated level” and I’m dead.

[@bquick3889]

I have that super light “nano-puff” Patagonia jacket. It’s worth every cent. Perfect for Las Vegas winters. 🌵

[@mannarchy5795]

Glad Petes bk on the Dahmer assignments 😂👑

[@traceywalker9693]

"It's small talk at an elevated level! " 😆 🤣 "Just pick me up." LOL I would be yelling like put me the hell down! The woman who left the chicken parm and wanted Sebastian to bring it back!

[@brookeanderson2631]

Haha, love the story in the elevator. Such a funny way to correct them and thank you, we need more public shaming and correction to people that are inappropriate in public. Especially from men, because a woman by herself and an older couple are not in a good place to do it. But a grown man is in a great position to be the one to say something 🙌

[@bs9531]

“Meatball” 😂😅 priceless…

[@theresamca4440]

Maybe Sebastian your next show title should be " Should I Take a Pause?" I bet u could come up with a lot of those😅 Love both you and Pete's stories!

[@reggiedunlop2222]

Pete: “You have these epitomes…” Uh you mean epiphanies 😂

[@Venom_gsxr]

Lmao meatball lol best line yet 🤣

[@BariNgozi]

Pete salivating at the cooked human liver LOL

[@NGUJZ]

@13:32 pissing myself on Pete's reaction 😆 🤣

[@julianlococo4289]

Hey meatball 😢😂 love it Pete

[@jkoliver32]

Pete says "Josh Allen is the best he has ever seen". - Thanks Pete - Tom Brady 🤣

[@courtneyyork6407]

“Small talk at an elevated level…” ROFL 😂😂

[@belltheTACO]

The chicken parm story is gold

[@daliamendes5757]

Thank you for another awesome time

[@y23803]

Can you please create a shirt that says “Hey meatball…!”?

[@bquick3889]

I miss the George Washington facts….gonna have to get back to the books Pete - for the cast~~ 📚 📕

[@henriettenelson2526]

Why does Sebastian feels he has to correct everyone? HE is far from perfect!!!! Sebastian is Soooooooooooo JUDGEMENTAL!!!!

[@angelfvce1262]

This pod was about the 45 minutes before the pod, Pete must have been fuming. Great show!

[@mannarchy5795]

😂😂 you guys should start naming the eps. " Ice breaking with strangers" 😂👑

[@sallycasas4170]

When you haven't been to political functions. They sometimes have Q & A sessions at the end or after his/her presentation. I'm very involved in my local city government meetings and it's good to know what's going on where you live. Compassion, transparency, integrity and accountability for all!

[@davidcalllac1006]

"What ticked you off detective" " look around officer, no bed frames.

[@PeriwinkleDreams]

I’m so glad you brought Damer back!

[@SG-MT]

Me too. Only the whinners and weak hate it. Good. Go away.

[@CrimeConversations]

…that’s still small talk 😆

[@marshalawson]

Pete-Jackie is correct about airing out the bed! It gets out the JuJu…Sebastian you are as particular as I am when it comes to people! Keep up the laughs. Watching SM laughing at Pete is worth the CAST. OUTSTANDING WORK.

[@josephbordonaro]

Airing the bed sheets out - surprised Sebastian hasn't thought of that.

[@SG-MT]

I was too. Lol

[@katrinac469]

You keep plugging the sheets but, when you go to the site, everything is sold out🤣🤣

[@cvarikos]

I dunno - my life's falling apart .... that made me laugh hard. There is something about vunerability that is incredibly funny.

[@philt1973]

Truly BACK on form today guys.

[@sharonlouisedoud9769]

You're right! Small talk can be started with a question out of left field. It's easy! And often rewarding.

[@sweets21268]

Pete is hysterical!!! HAHAHAHAHHA Love it!!!

[@silvermoonuk]

Meatball. Lol 😆 🤣 😂

[@gunner123ization]

Thanks guys, for keeping it real and real funny 😂

[@slf5141]

Come back with the chicken parm 🤣🤣

[@susanbrocksmith4255]

I feel sorry for the victims families having to live through this again. I can’t watch it due to respect of family members

[@lizjo7213]

Pete just kills me, Hey meatball put the vape away....

[@henriettenelson2526]

I would shush Sebastian too!!! People were there to hear Caruso NOT to hear you!!!!

[@1maripaul]

Italians don't share food! Anybody remember Joey? "Joey don't share food!!!"

[@diannelutz3291]

Sebastian.... Bingo on the new "elevated small talk" bit. That'll entertain us and enable us to avoid small talk.

[@dawnledesma4654]

Maybe we pump the breaks a bit and take a different route. What? Sebastian! Who will you even be?????? You exist in comedy for NOT pumping the breaks.

[@Jennifer-lv2er]

Love you guys 💕 Where's my cut U GUYS USE MY LINGO🤣

[@ronmathis8394]

Pete, what the hell is an Apitamy?? 😂

[@loving_lioness3518]

THANKS FOR ALL THE LAUGHS MEATBALLS 😹

[@billw8648]

Pete had an Amazon mattress on the floor! He loved it!

[@sallycasas4170]

Pete, the dump is not a place to start a rumble. You show great control. I always go take a nap and regroup when I feel my mind feels chaotic. 😵‍💫

[@cjj963]

Chicken parm story reminds me of a friends episode. 😂

[@dianewolfe3056]

Using a vape pen at 15 he was a meatball!

[@riks7274]

Guys you are hilarious! Laughing my ass off here in Sweden

[@BackToWar100]

23:00 get on Luis J Gomez podcast Real ass Dude and tell that story and others.