The Pete & Sebastian Show - EP 544 "Pass Away Chest/Downey's" (FULL EPISODE)

[@christopherjohnston9544]

How the fuck is this not a viral podcast yet this is free stand up every Tuesday night from the best in the business. You guys deserve number one and I mean it! Great pod boys.

[@davesloboda8816]

pete we need a netflix special asap from you ! lets go

[@x...CrankyOldMan...x]

i've been wondering the same thing... where is his next special...

[@AgendaInMind]

“Face Time Ready”……hahaha!

[@katherinelombardo335]

O@k’n n nnnu😅 ice cuu 😅 you’re in town and

[@colejodzio1]

Pete is a legend and is always hilarious. Best podcast.

[@tracyturner-browne4012]

My favorite part of all these shows is when Sebastian throws his head back in laughter from something Pete said 🤣

[@Purrepur]

Would love to hear some stories from Pete as well

[@dedemillikan2401]

I love the way Pete looks so interested in what Sebastian is saying…. You guys are great!❤

[@a9roka9]

I knowwww I love that too and I love how Sebastian is alllllllllways dyyyying laffing at Peres jokes….. just like I am lololol hes like his biggest fan

[@davee930]

Pete is such a good guy

[@a9roka9]

He really is

[@monica11760]

and it's so nice to know that his look is so genuine -- he really does care what Sebastian is saying, and is so happy for all the good things that happen to him.

[@davee930]

@@monica11760 He is one of a kind. Jackie is a lucky lady.

[@mbethtml]

Comics always say how the best success is if you can make another comic laugh. I love that they both crack each other up.

[@debbieskrletts725]

Pete you are a great stand up and writer. I love your work

[@Jerseylove-123]

First timer. Thank you guys for showing that side and keeping it real. I look forward to bingeing other past casts. I can't believe I'm just hearing of this. You've just taken me out of a very dark place. I owe you!

[@x...CrankyOldMan...x]

you have no idea how funny all the past cast are... I started to listen 5 years ago, and the early years are so funny its amazing.

[@tigq1430]

I can't retell a story without crying with laughter. These guys are great. Keep yourself in the sunlight. You got this!

[@Jerseylove-123]

Really enjoy these guys. I’m a big fan now. Trying to get it right. Thank you for your reply.

[@Jerseylove-123]

I had no idea how long this has been going on. That’s for your comment I appreciate you taking the time.

[@dorever6135]

Met Pete a few times, the after show, meet and greet, and he's genuine, kind, appreciates his fans and cast!

[@philmakris8507]

Lmao Seb is gonna start "living off the land" just with the help of 5 Mexican and 1 Salvadoan professional gardeners and a beekeeper from the entomology dept at UCLA.

[@racheller8753]

We all know the raccoons and bunnies are going to eat up his garden ❤️🙃🌿

[@brooklyn7722]

Well it's a good start and Sebastian and Lana will learn as they go . Instead of discouragement, Give him credit for trying something different.

[@TheMajor8478]

​@@brooklyn7722 jeez guy if ur watching this cast, surely you know how to recognize a joke. Lighten up a little. It was funny. A lot of us were thinking the same. Relax.

[@ImaStewBdooooo]

@philmakris...OMG🤣😆😂 💯

[@davedecker1725]

@@racheller8753 Anti freeze sends a message!

[@boogtrapani2]

Sebastian is the man! Pete is phenomenal! One of a kind duo!

[@justafryguy]

I love Pete, he brings such a funny perspective to Sebastian’s stories. Wish these two did a Netflix Pete and Sebastian show, they would kill it. They’re relationship reminds me of Steve Martin and Martin Short, they just go so well together.

[@ginacoppola3708]

I JUST FOUND YOU GUYS A YEAR AGO and o watch you ask day long! I'm 200% Italian, both parents immigrated. Sometimes people don't find the Italian humor in us, but for me, you two Crack me up! I have not laughed this hard and this much since childhood! Keep up the great work, keep the cast going!

[@bs9531]

I love the dynamics between the two of you. You strengthen each other’s jokes. Marvelous! I love u guys!

[@Chitown777]

Cracks me up how much Pete makes Sebastian laugh! You guys are great!

[@jaebee9308]

Worked at a place in L.A. in my early 20's. Saw so many Celebrities every day. There were only 2 that I felt like I had to take a chance of bothering, or I'd always regret it. Smokey Robinson & Magic Johnson. They were both so nice and so gracious with their time. The rest? I just treated them like any normal client. I helped Jodi Foster decide which gift to choose for a child's birthday party. Never even let on that I knew who she was. Meanwhile, my co-workers were freaking out and breaking their necks in an effort to look like they weren't trying to get a glimpse of her. 😂 I always figured it was better to just let them have a hassle-free experience. They're just people.

[@meganbrown7484]

SEBASTIAN: Here is what you put on your charcuterie board for RDJ house: gourmet cheeses, gourmet bread(sliced, toasted with olive oil, cut into bite size), different types of nuts, olives, fresh Strawberries, grapes,Mandarin oranges, and different spreads(honey, chutney, jams).

[@latheoritrice1979]

The best thing about this show is it makes me feel like I’m hanging out with close friends and family.

[@shannonnolan7002]

Sebastian - I am able to access words I haven’t been able to access since puberty…i don’t know if you’ve noticed??? 😂😂 Pete - just sounds like regular vocabulary! 🤣🤣🤣 stay humble

[@katie0303]

Pete is awesome with his off-the-cuff commentary. He knows how people think and puts a humorous spin on it. Sebastian is a riot as well. Stay grounded Seb - I am glad your career is blowing up after years of hard work. I wish the same for Pete.

[@luciennedespota909]

Pete keeps getting more and more hilarious. Sebastian-baby is much better off the sauce.

[@christinelempin6240]

Great cast as usual . Sebastian after hangin w/ Robert Downey Jr consider yourself “MAde” 🤣 But for real please believe in your success !!!! You’re soo funny . Live for these episodes !!! Pete you rocked the shows at Bananas in NJ .❤❤

[@carolynrochaiz]

Pete’s comments are HILARIOUS! Lmaooooooooo

[@maryanntownsend265]

Sebastian stop putting Hollywood celebrities on a pedestal. Dust to dust,ashes to ashes…..for all of us😂

[@anthonypisicchio9953]

Come on Sebastian. No one crushes grapes with their feet anymore!!! Haha I make my own wine n my feet never touched those grapes. You will have to try a bottle. Great cast again!!!

[@michaelsullivan6164]

The humility is beautiful... and leads to brilliant comedy amongst good buddies. This is awesome and wholesome 👏👏👏

[@pixiedust817]

Favorite time of the day on Tuesday

[@cheerscheers9819]

Fun fact, I worked at a sports and fitness club with a restaurant and Scotty Pippin visited. He was known As “no tippin pippin”

[@westcoastgabber]

😅

[@racheller8753]

PETE IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL toking the one hitter on the side♥️ yes my people!!

[@n-e-where-shipping3626]

1:00:06 ‘Pete wondering why he didn’t get a text from Sebastian asking if he should say something to Scottie pippin’ 😅😂😅😂

[@joemiranda4805]

Never underestimate the power and talent of a pro stand up comedian ! Now a days in Netflix and other sites the best comedians are being seen like a movie star status !!!!! Pete reacts like he wishes he was In Sebastian"s shoes ???

[@joemiranda4805]

Freeze it in 46:14 time laps ! Look at Pete ? Either he is happy for you or does Pete hate to be less luckier than Sebastian ?

[@patriciabennett961]

Fantastic Cast today guys! You always crack me up, but today was one of the funniest episodes! Love you guys!😅🤣❤️

[@Dangling-Participle]

I was going to comment a similar sentiment… I’ve listened to all 544 casts (multiple times even) and have been there since show 1. This was definitely one of the better casts in a long time. All good things come to an end, but I hope we’re still far from the end. Biscuit is headlining movies now so he might just not have the time at some point. I really hope that as long as they’re both doing stand-up, they continue to cast. Best podcast on the planet and has been for ~10 years.

[@stephsmith3857]

Always a pleasure to sit back in my lounger and listened to the pair of comedians, gold !

[@dorever6135]

You guys are so great together, best buddies ❤️. This is friendship, forever, true friends, nothing fake. When I watch the cast, feel like I'm watching family talking and we're all family. Thanks for sharing your life journey with us ❤ I'm watching this cast every week, don't want to miss something

[@yannickbarth9710]

thank you for the cast. Helped me a lot today. Much love !!

[@jenmacpherson7008]

Omg Pete saying "take the fame out" to Sebastien's looks...DYING

[@maryshyrock1770]

Making my day in so many ways. Glad to hear you are growing your food, also can store rainwater for the dry times. Soon to be canning, dehydrating, freezing for your own food all the time. Great Cast today, thank you so much for sharing.

[@randomelvis3359]

Party is cancelled?…..poor Pete., he looked gutted but dealt with it 👌🏻

[@sgdsingh9123]

The anger at the leaf blower!🤣😂 (I hope Sebastian talks about the Bill Maher thing though)

[@x...CrankyOldMan...x]

I know right, its so funny, just out of the blue... made me laugh

[@genthalilaj6662]

Love them both ,great duo, from some time , Netflix should give Pete a special space they got all kinds in there but they don’t have a Petes Special.??

[@mariacrochet8379]

OMG ... Pete's coming to CT. And it's my birthday, so I know exactly where I want hubby to take me!!

[@Carmenc43]

It's almost like you have another u out there without being you 😂😂😂

[@hs-qk9qf]

Oh my goodness, I just watched the trailer for "Spinning Gold" and "Super Mario Bros." and "About My Father"! Sebastian is booked, busy, and blessed!👍🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@shannonnolan7002]

I am so excited for your garden, Sebastian. Love the sentimental aspect to it. So you!!!

[@jpinwyo9569]

I’m only 9 minutes into this and about choking on my food LMAO!

[@Bachconcertos]

Lol puberty is the biggest words you've used so far.

[@cheryltaylor9286]

Ok. Still listening,Sabastin, just heard about your nice produce gift. NICE. Guess I was thinking the same thing of what you brought for party. Well done. I love growing some of these things. Tomatoes/ every year. Rosemary plant and a french lavender plant on patio. Many healing properties with plants. French Lavender plant is awesome. You have to brush your hand over herbs to get the scent. TMI. Very nice to know these things. Love you guys. Pete, Sabastin, love your repour. Sorry if misspell. You guys are real life conversations. Thanks

[@andrewschryer8131]

Maybe something imported. Some pasta maybe if you make your own pasta or maybe a jar of homemade vodka cream sauce if you make your own sauce

[@robertuhl8817]

Great Cast!!! Love it off the fly.

[@suziemarie847]

9 seasons!! You guys must be almost as old as me!! I loved All My Children- Susan Lucci was my hero

[@SEYEBONOMUSIC-2]

LOLOLOLOL!!!😂 You mean, the kiddie table. ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶

[@joemiranda4805]

Even a special made Eggnog recipe that's delicious and bring Christmas back on !!! Even the ladies can have a blast ???

[@Brandon-sw5ob]

I can't thank you enough for the sneak peek into your magnificent life Sebastian I truly appreciate it thanks guys🤜🤛✌❤

[@ashleyromero5302]

I love the sort of behind the scenes stuff that is done during the podcast-- too much pre-production polish is less interesting, to me at least. Always a great pod!

[@lazyrider6918]

Sebastian looks like the Geico Caveman in that picture.

[@daliamendes5757]

Thanks guys❤❤❤❤❤

[@joemiranda4805]

No wonder I can relate to both of you !!! The cold Winters kept us inside home watching TV !!!!

[@cmoreno212]

Season 9 finale, gold the whole time.

[@Bachconcertos]

Oh Luke & Laura - General Hospital - yeah I did not understand why Laura was into weird looking Luke- I think we were all thinking the same thing when at the same time when we were coming home everyday after school to watch this at 15 years old

[@susanhallperdomo8937]

Pete - You need to ask Sebastian some hard questions! Big fan of you both. Living in the suburbs of Chicago. But still Wow!

[@dreday3555]

What you mean hard questions

[@jnlione1]

Great episode guys!!! The 2 of you should do some type of comedy show together..

[@willymaykit1482]

They are. It's called the Pete & Sebastian show.🙄

[@jnlione1]

@willymaykit1482 not the type of "SHOW" I'm referring too. But ok, thanks for overstating the obvious...

[@randomelvis3359]

@@willymaykit1482 Debatable 😂

[@Rahsinn1]

The matching black backdrops is nice. What if one time one had a black backdrop and one of you had white and then the following week you swap backdrops with each other

[@estellascouten1078]

Love, love you guys!! You always crack me up, I feel like I'm in the same room with you guys!! Thanks for lightening up my drabble life!! 🤗💚🤟🐈‍⬛🍀NM

[@sullij63]

When you fangirl on someone, you are taking yourself out of the friendship zone and into fandom. In their mind you are no longer in the club. Dude, fake it til you make it.

[@dharmadharma3960]

Holy sh... I'm dying "Everyone still says hi to Michael" 😆😆😆

[@tracysnook2064]

You two are hilarious. Keep it real.

[@WICKEDMS]

I Love this chit! watching you guys grow up like a couple of brothers taking over the world 😂

[@1Challino]

You guys got it dailed in. The sound is great, the video is clear. The mic pops are the only problem now.

[@desiraecampbell3547]

Lol guiding light started on radio I believe my grandma was a big fan.... Anyway these r the new age soaps 😂😂

[@desiraecampbell3547]

Honey and ice cream mmm

[@tigq1430]

Just thought of something. Scrap the Oscars, have the Podcast awards! Pete & Sebastian would sweep them!

[@stephani4636]

you and Pete are both ADORABLE . .BUT the PLUS . I am SURE is because you made your wives LAUGH!

[@a9roka9]

The “Honey” conversation is taking me out 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@westcoastgabber]

I want to hear what Jimmy from Boston has to say about Buiscuit becoming a gardener! 😂

[@x...CrankyOldMan...x]

he's gone bro... no more jimmy.

[@diannawilliams6923]

Well done guys!

[@chrisfloyd8465]

Pete, your the best!!!

[@franpaszkowski-hood1565]

We grow our own garden and yes it’s a beautiful thing- lots of work but lots of pay back

[@J-Mart.]

The “It’s over” line the twin says to the other twin is great. I picture the boss baby movie with Alec Baldwin

[@MaureenVanellison-x5u]

My funny valentine song...about my pictures and my smarts..

[@Phoenix_flying]

Your transition between the show and ads is so loud it startles me.

[@nyuuuchan]

gardening in LA of all places 😂 your tomatoes will go for 10$ each, with the droughts lol

[@nanwilder2853]

Good point… Made me think that they should plant a few Olive trees!

[@jon1039]

What happened to the party? That broke Pete’s heart 😂

[@jackiebraja]

Sebastian “ acted” like he was going to “ explain “ WHY the party’s off … but cmon !!!!! These people that go into a different tax bracket within a few years ARE NOT CANCELING NO FUCKIN PARTY!!!! sorry SEB, I’m not BUYIN It.. he never peddled back to why BECAUSE THERE IS NO WHY .. the FUKIN party ALWAYS BEEN ON !!! my theory, now this is my opinion ppl… I don’t think Seb is embarrassed, however I can’t think of the word …😢ummmmm ok Sebastian doesn’t want Pete there BECAUSE I THINK, that he may ummm not “bother “ other celebrities, but interject himself in their personal space at his house to get an autograph or whatever, remember what Pete said “bucket list”obviously we all know what he meant… I really think Pete and Sebastian are BUSINESS PARTNERS more than friends … .. I mean I guess they live across the country from one another but like somebody said he doesn’t call Pete and say, should I say something to Pippen or just other tidbit hints.. and if you can read peoples body language and how his voice changes , Pete knew Sebastian was lying about the party. He didn’t say well why what happened? He just went with it , like “ gotcha that sucks”because he knew not to ask because he knew he was going to get lied too again back…

[@mazzie9663]

Bring a vegetarian charcuterie plate. Someone in LA is making those. Or a vegetarian cake, flowers for Mrs Downey? Have fun ‼️

[@modelladel]

Sebastian, do one last party for Pete's sake (pun intended).😅 please!

[@MaureenVanellison-x5u]

Little boy luke was dynomite! Real pentecostal star!

[@susanhallperdomo8937]

WTF Sebastian - You didn't promote The Pete & Sebastian Show podcast when you were on the Jennifer Hudson show! What is this???????????Wow!

[@Namargan]

sebastian telling “stories” just to name drop gets so old.

[@MaureenVanellison-x5u]

I learned to trust instincts for person to person encounters.

[@stevebrown8163]

Thank you.

[@garyharnish2395]

You rocked that part in the Irishman

[@MaureenVanellison-x5u]

New york famous hospital bellevue felt like alcatraz!

[@sullij63]

Laura (Genie Francis) has been married to Johnathan Frakes from Star Trek Next Generation since the 1980s.

[@T-2-the-ori]

Love you guys!!!!!!

[@MD-tr1yv]

Pete is a natural

[@joemiranda4805]

Sabastian bro you are the splitting image in the pix of Arthur Fonzarelli in Happy Days ,Heyyy!!!!

[@djd31289]

Patrick, give these two a "mark" of some kind, regarding how far or close they sit to their cameras, so they can look like they're the same size. Look at the beginning of the cast and see Sebastian looking like a mini me to Pete. On the other hand, the audio was much better this week. 🌷🌷🌷

[@mamallamaandthelittles]

Puberty is the biggest word you've said lol!!

[@angeloyap]

this is for all us who has that one very very popular friend or acquaintance and asking him or her whats its like to be with the cool kids

[@venagunches4045]

Same. I need a text before a FaceTime and I won't return calls with no voice mail. I won't answer my door if you don't call first.