The Pete & Sebastian Show - Episode 417

[@user-wv8sl6mw4m]

I love this show. I started watching because of Sebastian (funny stand-up shows) but i didn't know of Pete. Now i love Pete. Together you make an amazing team. Happy Birthday Sebastian!!

[@Feloa19]

Estelle totally agree! I never knew of Pete either! He’s a total riot! Love the duo!!! 👍🏽👍🏽

[@kimberlybrantley4689]

Love your pod cast. while I am home taking care of my ill adult son., I need some laughter in my life. Thank you. 💜

[@joemiranda4805]

You guys kill me !!!! Laughing to two great comedians in their transmission like being with them seated ! My stomach hurts after the program ! Thank you guys ! Love you dudes professional talents into the stories ! Awesome !!!

[@Feloa19]

Fricken riot! I will never look at a funeral the same... ever! I can’t even...😂🤣😆 come back!!!

[@kelliv2995]

I can’t get enough of these. Makes my day every time.

[@Jeaniesunshine-fb5rk]

Tha k you so much for making me laugh °!!

[@TheLizardp]

I’m only 2 minutes in but just had to say I love you Pete!! You speak my thoughts & I love it. I’ve been binge watching these episodes since I just recently found y’all. Man have I been missing out. Better late than never!! The 2 of you are comedy gold♥️🤣

[@susandemuth8060]

I can't stop watching you guys!! Thanks for the laughs!!

[@mindyhuntbeach8026]

Always love the podcast! I just like listening because it's light, not overly serious and you two laughing at each other, makes me laugh, Thank you two!

[@NRM-X]

"It's the over dramatic chew" LOL. Sounds like something straight from Seinfeld.

[@jennifertoussaint5195]

I just recently found this and my sides ache after listening! The best part is that you both laugh right along with us. Thank you so much for the levity during this insane time

[@juliemclean6266]

Just found this through already being a big fan of Sebastian and now Pete. Just binge watching them all my eyes are like onion rings🤪😂 thanks guys from UK♥️♥️

[@davidzimmer2694]

This is like heroin now to me. I blame you phucks for causing me to be addicted to stupid crap...lol. Awesome show. Love you guys.

[@sheilasweeney1479]

Same! I watch. Rewatch. Over n over again. I don’t like anyone else.

[@sherrylynette2191]

Dudes? Jackie O. did best shades at a funeral. Hands down.

[@deirdresavino5492]

Ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

[@robin6564]

I will never go to a funeral now without cracking up. The urn is an issue. I was at a funeral at a chapel and a lady placed her pocketbook down next to the urn. I was embarrassed for her.

[@paulyy-y]

Sebastian is so physical with his laughter in this one 😂

[@cilcullen129]

I’ve just realized that, for me, the joy I get from watching these guys is mostly because Pete gets Sebastian laughing uncontrollably!

[@jaysoncannon127]

Comady Gold Guys The synergy these two have is Great

[@cynthiakelly4236]

Humor is the best medicine, ha ha ha!

[@susanmulvey6311]

I laughed so hard, my stomach hurts! You guys are hilarious!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@whitneysource]

Don’t watch this while eating . I almost choked 😂

[@AnasCreativeCorner]

No one else makes me laugh like you two. Hands Down...ruin my makeup from the tears every single time. You need a show, a daily cast...can you call me and brainstorm your ideas for your next show? I'll take anything. I mean, seriously...love you guys.

[@doreencolangelo9318]

Ash to ash...dust to dust Freaking Italians

[@doreencolangelo9318]

No freaking funeral....ugh.. Celebration of life!!!!!@@@

[@doreencolangelo9318]

PEOPLE SHOULD CELEBRATE YOUR LIFE NOT DEATH

[@Dbrockjohnson]

I’ve never laughed so much about sunglasses bro! You guys have a gift man! Keep in it real! Stay real Sabastian!

[@jamieczarnecki7718]

Me too! They nailed the sunglasses bit. Im a Tomboy and I rock the aviators all the time and I SOOOO FELT THIS because I straight up do this!!!😂

[@Canuckmom128]

I grew up Catholic, and half the guys in my HS class were Italian. I laughed out loud when Pete asked if Sebastian was going for the Casket or Ashes. Dude...he's Italian...that's automatically a box. I think Rome ditched the rule about Cremation several years ago ( because parishes were running out of land to bury people) but most of the RC's I know that have been cremated had the Funeral with the Casket ( including my Dad) and then the Cremation afterwards.

[@markallen773]

Pass the urn around like its the Stanley Cup!

[@davidallen9598]

Been a fan of Sebastian for awhile. Love how Pete kills him on these podcasts. Destroys him which makes me laugh - much needed with all the BS going on!

[@goodvibrations2751]

Cute Italians! (Especially SM)

[@sandywright6670]

Always remember the great times of someone's life

[@atchrho2285]

The video is the best! Thanks!

[@cu4wur6023]

Just found this nugget I some how missed. So funny 😂 The funeral subject on its own could have taken the whole cast time up. Brilliant, just what I needed 🤣😂👏🏻🌟🇬🇧

[@heathbarnett3451]

Pure fucking comedy gold!!! I was dying! LOL!!

[@hyelife6960]

It’s crazy how I’ve never known about this pod, been a fan for a long time but found this pod on 🥃 ginger

[@jghotier167]

Watch the 1st 300 or so episodes too. It’s before they went to IHeart, did video and have Hank. DJ Lou did the first 300 plus episodes w/ Pete and Sebastian before the move to IHeart. They’re all good, but listen to the old school episodes too. Listen to them all really to follow the progression of the show and inside running jokes and idiosyncrasies. Cheers and welcome to The Pete and Sebastian show....you made a good choice!

[@hyelife6960]

Jordan Fisher ty I will

[@kindnick58]

2 in a row? THE CAST BABY! #hip, #lowhawkhighglass

[@michaelbrown507]

Dudes, you guys were kill’n me today wit’da shades 5 feet in...than, “if you see the good look’n guy, do you take the shades off as a curtosy?” 😂😂🤣 You mf’ers had me cry’n on the floor at work-thanks fellas: God bless!!!

[@TheRealCantaraBella]

I got contact high listening to these guys

[@roxiegribblewilday]

Only people who were raised Catholic talk so openly about death and funerals. I totally relate and I love it!

[@jamieczarnecki7718]

Funniest episode...ALL these funeral notes! Got me dying 😂😂😂😂

[@2-sense]

You guys are a national treasure- thanks for the laughs.. look forward to every episode-

[@laurastarbrook1308]

Thank you, I love laughing and watching you two chat 🤗 Sebastian is 47 and hot..yaas daddy❤️

[@joshkamyszek9385]

This was such a funny one😂

[@janiebrossmann1178]

Oh man …I always can count on you guys when I need to laugh my ass off 😂

[@dawnlopez3592]

My drive 10 hour from Massachusetts to Virginia was so much better listening to your podcast. I looked like a foul laughing in my car all by myself . I have since adding your podcast to my morning make up routine. Only problem I can’t keep my mascara on. I am laughing so hard the mascara is smudging. I am 53, Italian, catholic from a small town outside of Boston. My neighbor filled with blue collar Italians. I can relate to all your stories. Thank you for starting my day with laughter.

[@lifewithjimmy4389]

Pete!! Lol I did the choked up cry read!!🧐😳when my dad passed away. The priest wS waving the insense at everybody, killing us! 🙏

[@user-wv8sl6mw4m]

Someone else asked 'What voice does Pete play in an animated movie?' I don't know but There is something potentially cartoonish about his personality and face and voice, in addition of being funny, so i think he would be good at playing an animated characters' voice (in an animated series or movie). Maybe even write it?

[@doreencolangelo9318]

Celebration of life!!!

[@Elenitsa3]

You guys are so funny !! Best way to start any day!!!

[@adventurecapitalist5001]

Mashuka is what these boys are. I praise GOD for them.

[@dhg142]

The funny ending was worth it.

[@heathermacdonald2395]

OMG bustin' my guts love these guys

[@feralcat89]

So funny bro. Glad I found you guys

[@RJH_LIL]

I gotta make an announcement ⚰ THE BODY'S HERE!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@carlalford8856]

best shit i have seen in a while, keep going guys...

[@gabriellasophia222]

Obsessed with you two. So so funny ✨😂

[@saltressX]

OMG Funeral Reviews! I love it! Need to laugh sometimes when these moments are obviously upsetting, that’s what’s so healing about laughter! #healing ❤️👍🙏😇🤗😘😳😢😪

[@marycallahan2334]

Make no mistake, there’s a movie script that MUST be written for these two brothers from another mother.

[@dhg142]

Happy birthday to you🎂🥳

[@Dbrockjohnson]

Bahahahahah! Man I keep laughing like hell at these guys! The HARD CONUNNION CHEW killed bro killed! Comedy Gold

[@cynthiakelly4236]

I'm going to have a beach funeral. :)

[@sandywright6670]

You two are analyzing funerals OMG LOL

[@A.C.71]

Funny how Pete sometimes sounds like archy bunkers wife haha. BTW if your friendships have this kind of laughter and good spirited banter you are truly blessed..hold onto that friendship, it's better for you than being married to a doctor lol

[@malikwilliams6203]

Hilarious!! 🤣😂

[@lizjo7213]

these two, love them...guys kill me whether they've known each other for a long time or just met this is how they are...I don't know any women who get along like this....

[@americafixyourcredit8490]

I love you guys lololololo Soooo funny!!!!

[@MAV-xq1ch]

"Mine doesn't sound that delicious" lmao I connected on that one. *Pete and Sebastian debate orange juice and hospitality standards*

[@jeannewerner6784]

A bowl of communion wafers at half time. You guys are hilarious.

[@danieljohns4519]

They bring up a great point. How the fuck is this not at least in the top ten on iTunes? Pete’s right. This IS better then anything you’re going to see on TV. Unbelievable quality week after week.

[@tammyedwards4635]

Petes a cutie

[@kevsstream6349]

Was 49:19 a Italian moment in history before he realized what he was saying? lmao

[@micheller.9808]

“I’m not into the pulp” 😄😄😄

[@denisefazio6708]

This is the BEST!

[@catherinekittykat]

Omg...You two together are killing me...lol...my tummy is getting a work out...aaaahh

[@tammyedwards4635]

I’ve picked out the music I want played. Starting w G&R knocking on heavens door

[@therealwilfreddierkes9980]

tammy edwards Mine would be entire albums. 🤘🏼❤️

[@BraveSoul979]

🤣🤣Thanks for the Laughs!!🤣🤣 🤣🤣#Insidethefunnymalemind🤣🤣

[@suzetteayersman5732]

I love it Gucci’s firework so Long Island.

[@lynno1974]

Did Pete just call the eulogy the monologue?? I. Am. Dying. I would do anything to have Pete talk at my funeral

[@stacierizivi4124]

I love you guys!!

[@vickilublow1179]

You guys are hilarious 😂!

[@ursularita1689]

You guys are great. But where are all the videos - like between 390-something and 400's?

[@wolfman8449]

I like that Sebastian is worth about a billion but still does a podcast that looks like a JRE episode in 2010.

[@gaetanabarone3026]

U guys are hysterical love ya

[@belltheTACO]

23:42 Pete’s laugh😂

[@jamieczarnecki7718]

Im not Italian but my family and I judge the same things 😂

[@jimmybradley4253]

How do people give this a thumbs down??

[@ceoptimist]

The thing about shades at a funeral..(and I am writing this as I listen, maybe you cover this very important point) many people who never wear shades will wear them if they have been crying...to cover the red eyes and the welling up of tears...men and women

[@saucemansrsrnad5888]

Great show. Very funny.

[@kindnick58]

Need a new CAST! dying over here

[@whitneysource]

Pete is too much! “ The cry read”

[@ginnysantora7494]

Bob 😄🥻💞 44:01 🥩 44:02 ❤️😜😤 44:03 🙃

[@lifewithjimmy4389]

One of my neighbors would shoot off his cannon every 4th. Until he blew up his shed and it burnt down!! He’s the same guy who’d shoot off his shot gun on New Year’s Eve!! Lol

[@marcydow9580]

My mom is 100. She has been telling us for years, "I don't want a memorial service. If anybody has something good to say about me, they can say it while I'm still alive."

[@Marquality]

You two are now responsible for me calling everybody no matter gender or age “guy” after every sentence or question lmao

[@sinat7055]

Still laughing. Way too funny

[@colleenla40]

Why do the vids come out days after the Podcast is released?

[@cristiannpiccininni1472]

One of the best you guys have done!!! I couldn't stop laughing. The fucking weedwacker!!! Omg, hilarious

[@VeNumb_88]

In Brooklyn our neighborhood had mortars shooting out of heavy pipes in the middle of the street pre - 1997 and it was middle class

[@deborahholmes8275]

You can get done after the service. In fact, you have to get a cardboard box now, used to be you could rent the coffin. Now you have to go into the cardboard box and rent the coffin. And there is no wait, you get done and pick up the next day.

[@PuffPac]

The intro has to go. Make it quick and clean.

[@thunderousapplause]

i wear sunglasses inside everywhere, and earbuds. as invisible as possible. stay. away. from. me.

[@mitsumeeshi]

O my gawd! “This fresh squeezed bullsh*t?!” Hahaaa!

[@guitarlearningtoplay]

Bros you gotta get a better orange juicer. Try the Citrus Star. Takes about 4 large oranges or 6 large tangerines

[@samanthalamboy7251]

You should make sure the company didnt have bed bugs in the warehouse and brought it to your home..double check that cause those bugs will fill your home like wildfire. Again double check cause for a bug to be on the bed randomly is rare....They have bed bug mattress covers that you should invest in anyway but have a bed bug exterminator check it out cause it could get bad.

[@CelloGLang]

Idk, Stallone in Cobra has some great indoor sunglasses scene lol