The Philly Taco | Chris Distefano Vlogs | Philadelphia

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WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos VLOGz! This episode Chrissy is in Philadelphia and ready to be FREE! 8 sold out shows at the Philly Punchline. Shane Gillis pops in for a show and we do a patreon episode from the greenroom. Chrissy does his first meet and greet! Hope Vinny doesn't kill him! Philly is LIT. Shout out Kensington ave! Chris takes a double decker tour bus around Philly and goes and tries out the Philly taco. Shout out the PIG Joe DeRosa! Benjamin Franklin drops some knowledge on Chrissy D. The CHAOS is coming to your city!
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[@chrisdcomedy]

I'M COMING TO YOUR CITY BABE! CHRISDCOMEDY.COM FOR TICKETS

[@claytonchaos578]

Come to Canada babe!

[@ramsden35]

UK one day?

[@derekjay.s]

ORANGE COUNTY CALI PLEASE.

[@infinityfirearms7086]

Homeless Chrissy masked meet up

[@derekjay.s]

@@infinityfirearms7086 masked glory hole

[@thespacemelody]

“The secret is fat chicks.” Love how Chris wouldn’t laugh even tho he knew it was hilarious. 💀😂

[@willvr4]

I have no idea how he didn't break when he said that. That whole Benny Frank episode was hilarious and surprisingly educational.

[@BirdOfHermes83]

I thought he said black chicks. ☺

[@Hspookyy]

12:02 lmfaoooo

[@NoPreshNetwork]

YASSSSS NEED MORE CHAOS IN MY LIFE!!!!

[@austinmanuel500]

I see Shane the dawg and I click, always.

[@richvasquez4922]

The Dawg Father

[@matthewmaloney3489]

Shout out riggins. Shout out Zeus. SODTAOE

[@PearlDrumsHead]

The clip of Chris on the phone with the Rays jersey he is straight ZAPPED!!!! 😂😂

[@homelesspimp]

One of my favorite cities! Lots of beer and Benny Franklin!!! hahhaha hyped to go back

[@Betty-Boop809]

“The secret is fat chicks” 😂

[@gfeast4518]

Love how he seriously commits to this philly taco when nobody thought he would

[@jakeguercia7755]

Chrissy having house issues while in the green room pre show is fucking HILARIOUS

[@BirdOfHermes83]

Now Vinny wants new doors!

[@Jlgeckos05]

I’m loving the CHAOS

[@LucyStJohn-zg5ml]

CD & SG are two of the funniest people ever

[@Condewest]

Holy fuck man… the firefighter recruiting has me dying 😆Keep it up dude!

[@kyleerosee3]

Just when i needed you and was rewatching old pods. Hi babbbeees. Yeah used to get some good heroin from Philly.

[@cormacbegley8227]

When Chrissy's body goes missing in the next 24 hours we just need to look at10:14 and realize that it was Vinny.

[@b.r.i.e]

I'm so scared to ask this but it's been so long and I still haven't found out why he calls her Vinny, please help a sister out lol

[@federicowicho8802]

On his old podcast he use to call her the situation because they weren’t together but she’s still the mother of his child at the time and when he started Chrissy chaos he decided to switch it up to another Jersey shore cast member and since Chris is in the FOG he chose vinny…hope that helps lol

[@derekjay.s]

SOMEONES SLEEPIN ON THE COUCH TONIGHT

[@edwardr.klukaiii6947]

Great show that Thursday....more chaos than your average day at the corners of K&A

[@admiremymoonsault]

chrissy was inhaling that taco ! 😂😂

[@alrightthen]

The chaos gotta come to Canada sometime. Come out to Newfoundland see what's up! Great vlog guys!

[@BirdOfHermes83]

Mindset is everything, while eating whatever that was! Yasssss! 🤣🤣🤣

[@chellie7887]

Love you Chrissy 💗❤️

[@josephtantimonaco871]

These are the best vlogs

[@chrissweet6369]

The bus tour wasn't as romantic as the gandola.

[@FrostedClarinet]

2:39 boyfriend out of absolutely nowhere with the "she has IBS, it's okay" ahahahahahaha what the FUCK guy

[@jeremyk5414]

Chrissy vlogs keeps delivering

[@brandonchrupcala7380]

Shoutout my city go 🦅 🦅. The bit about Kensington can’t be more true lmao.

[@BT1919]

“Alright one more bite, fuck it.” 😂😂

[@rokeeffe91]

I like these vlogs chrissy

[@AugustMeyer]

Coolest shit ever, love the vlog.

[@nicholascarson2554]

The amount of content and the quality of content you're putting out is amazing!

[@chrisdcomedy]

Spread the word babe!!!

[@konkelkent]

Keeeeep these coming chrissy, love the BTS and vlog type vids. And maybe give us christians over at patreon an extra video, i mean WE PAID FOR IT BABEZ

[@Kaminoextragalactic]

Awesome vlog

[@Andrew-tt9zv]

God I hope there is one of these for Nashville. You fucking killed it there. The rain was insane! 🤣

[@erii3724]

CHRIS I LOVE YOU MAN!!!!

[@KeyDyer]

THE FOGGY BAY AREA NEEDS THE FOG BABE! LOVE YA

[@mattm3551]

great vlog babe

[@inoahjoke]

Legendary

[@ronaldmorrison2571]

Dang cuz I love that rays jersey.

[@DBLEA66]

I’m sure vinny saw that nice lil looker at 2:58

[@turtleboypurp]

Mr. I'm only gonna take one bite Distefano bahaha

[@Fliptagz]

Amazing

[@thismothafuckasaid7304]

Chrissy Kenzo !!!

[@skywvlker6617]

That Taco looks fire 🔥

[@ryan3390]

These VLOGS are hilarious, I hope you come down to New Orleans or Baton Rouge soon. It would make a great VLOG with all the crazy people down here.

[@MrsParksIsInTheHouse]

Our boy ChrissyD is working hard!

[@leapyear9460]

I respect you more for not wasting the philly taco it looked delicious. Besides thers just more of you to love now!

[@seejewlatersheetdeek8777]

Someone looks like they need to lay off the zucchini slices. Ur one slice of cheesecake away from looking like a school lunch lady

[@mikecastrataro]

Ishkabibles is fire

[@ExtraSoggy]

A COUPLE OF THESE CLIPS MADE ME LOOK OVER MY SHOULDER FOR A SCARY PEURTO RICAN WOMAN WITH A WEAPON, WE’RE GONNA NEED A DRESS CODE FOR THESE MEET AND GREETS AAAHHHHHHH

[@barebp]

I’m a simple man. I see new Chrissy vlogs, I get quarter chub. It’s just what it is.

[@JarrenHunt]

Crissy D in the B comedy. Can’t beat it.

[@JarrenHunt]

But you CAN fuck it! Let’s go babe

[@dejankeleman1918]

I like how when camera is filming behind @chrisdcomedy on stage, you can see in the rays of light, how much he sprays the audience with his body fluids, while yelling.

[@poopnoodle9563]

The guy in the orange shirt is the human embodiment of what all of us are like when watching anything chris does.

[@gnlilu6972]

Chrissy looks like an Italian Ken!

[@tobytoby8495]

The Devil Rays tee is a tough look.

[@davidleepercycoe1992]

Listen I’m not gonna lie Chris, I’m sitting in between classes at university and NOW I CANT STAND UP.

[@chadfunkhouser8899]

Can't wait for the usual diss on Chrissy sweet tooth coming soon.

[@summerbaby21]

I cant watch chris in public, I have a giant smile on my face , I look insane 😁

[@JPatelLive]

Mate, London/England, I'm there Babe! 💯

[@christophersmack6763]

YASSS

[@annon4856]

Shane is the best 😆👍👌

[@_EddieRay]

Devil Rays batting practice jersey is GASSS bro. Need to flip that logo with “chaos” 😂🔥 I’ll invoice you for royalties

[@jacobschmizz6930]

Pimp scored some Casey neistat music for this lol love it

[@JaysWave75]

Not many know about the awesomeness of Casey N. #YouRock

[@johncole4882]

You mean royalty free music?

[@misterhideous920]

Chrissy Stress Bagels

[@unclehollywoodshouseofther995]

I'm in the front row

[@Oksana531]

Love Lorenzo’s pizza. Always grab a slice when I’m in south Philly. Soooooo goooood. Never heard of a Philly taco though. That must be particular to a certain neighborhood. Also it’s definitely way more than your daily calories lol. Just the cheesesteak is like 3k

[@brandonkatona7734]

We love you, Homeless Pimp!

[@chrisdcomedy]

Love you babes!!!

[@Cawpbell215]

The 3 witches of Philly

[@phillytech4758]

Again...who made that Sunny remix?!? It’s 🔥🔥🔥

[@kevinmac9735]

Chrissy Ishkabibbles !!!

[@manny609]

Deep down inside Chrissy just want to go down cherry st. 😂

[@kushmaster5000]

My favorite part of finally seeing the Philly taco is how Joe DeRosa said on Tastebuds that he couldn't believe Chris "actually ate the thing."

[@mvdaking]

Young Bull n Chrissy kissy

[@drewcoville8409]

Seeing you tonight at Foxwoods, sitting front row!! Please make fun of my friend, he’s got a larger head than you you can’t miss him

[@brycestanhope2258]

Chris I was at your first ever meet and greet and I’m super disappointed you didn’t put me in this video

[@danmoore2962]

Give those Kensington videos a search and get back to me.

[@jeremiahjohnsen1711]

Only reason I watch this was seen that the young bull was in it for a few haha

[@orangesporanges9949]

The USA Loves Chris Distefano and The Homeless Pimp! ❤️🤍💙

[@chrisdcomedy]

YASSSS😘😘🥰🥰

[@rexrodecolt]

Hahaha🤣

[@nickdeeeez]

Lol been waiting months to finally see this footage #arrestcuomo #aocyaassssssss

[@bruce5230]

Is that the comic Gillis kept yelling “you’re a woman, fix it!”

[@Natalie.M.Knight]

I love my city. Even though it's dangerous in some areas and the people are often looney. 🤣

[@a.m.scape_5133]

You described every city ever

[@Natalie.M.Knight]

@@a.m.scape_5133 Very true!

[@theironemald8779]

Looney indeed

[@thismothafuckasaid7304]

"Some areas"?!..More like "most areas". Bc barely any Philly neighborhoods that's good to raise a kid in, nowadays

[@Natalie.M.Knight]

@@thismothafuckasaid7304 I disagree. I live in south and it's really calm here. Hardly anything ever happens here.

[@rexrodecolt]

Damn son

[@SpicyIke]

The secret is fat chicks LMAOO

[@puddintaine4556]

Shoutout Benny Franks.

[@annabrock6636]

My fiancé proposed to me over a piece of Lorenzos pizza 🥰

[@jayyi5064]

The city smells like the freedom to piss anywhere you want

[@jayjason2517]

Shout out Benny Franks.

[@Strider258]

Chrissy Carne Asada

[@poopnoodle9563]

I need that tiny woman on the podcast

[@madisonryan2440]

“The secret is fat chicks” BEN PLEASE

[@robertbenavidez9925]

Chrissy cheesesteaks

[@MrChuckSigler]

I hope jazzy doesn’t find out about Nika 😬

[@chrisdcomedy]

🤣🤣🤣

[@federicowicho8802]

And what looks like Nika’s twin sister…looks like there was two of her, or I’m having a stroke

[@malcolmshane3039]

They were definitely not ugly

[@MrChuckSigler]

“I know how to spell it” is the equivalence of a death sentence when you’re talking to someone who looks like her

[@nikailiopoulos9563]

@@federicowicho8802 it is my twin !

[@QueyBan]

you're the best, other comedians are for real jealous for your drip right now baby. They will not admit it, along with some of your fans. I'm reporting to you from these starbucks streets

[@aidanbagwell9590]

Why is nobody talking about ben franklin saying fat chicks is the secret to leaving for 14 years

[@CriticalJamesTheory]

Sarah!

[@blainesalyer]

Atleast you had a Gatorade instead of a soda for the calories

[@Coffinshoppin]

Joe derosa has no shoulders🤣

[@NewNoise02]

DON'T LET VINNY WATCH PAST 2:50

[@alexanderkvitrovn9828]

Long live the young bull

[@tacoma87x]

That was prob a GORUCK event you passed by on the bus.