The Plot To Assassinate Fidel Castro

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[@ihavetowait90daystochangem67]

The CIA killing Castro: Weak The CIA killing Kennedy: Strong

[@DarthWillSmith]

They had help with Kennedy

[@fbi4169]

Based

[@goristhedeathclaw4548]

@@fbi4169 did you guys help?

[@bigdaddyflavortown4606]

“The CIA N-Words glow in the dark, you can see them while your driving. You just run them over, that’s what you do.” - Terry Davis

[@dreamypunx]

based

[@highpriestofgavinalmightyh1304]

I, for one, CANNOT WAIT to learn more about the history of Justin Trudeau‘s dad!

[@humansvd3269]

It's so obvious. Margret did say he was the sexiest man she'd ever met.

[@kosta.d7388]

@@humansvd3269 the time they were in cuba doesnt coolarate with the time he was born

[@imperialbricks1977]

@@kosta.d7388 She could've gone there any other time before 1971.

[@kosta.d7388]

@@imperialbricks1977 i mean she was the first Lady everyone would know she was there. Idk i havent seen enough evidence.

[@imperialbricks1977]

@@kosta.d7388 Look at Justin's political ideology. That's all you need.

[@Payne427]

"The Americans spent over a million dollars trying to kill me and I died on my own" Fidel Castro's last words

[@AbdulRahman-bi1nu]

Source Trust me bro

[@StealthyOleBoi]

Based

[@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz]

You know he thought it at least.

[@brentenglish268]

Government is gonna government.. however Castro didn’t get killed cause the US was trying to do it “under the table” so to speak. If it was a true threat to the country and not just a problem for the CIA then this would’ve been a much shorter video. Lol

[@vidowski_airsoft]

​@@brentenglish268well no. US is not some ultra powerful entity.. vietnamese partisans laugh in the back

[@noneofyourbusiness3288]

I really want to see a comedy movie based on real plots that failed. Have Sacha Baron Cohen bring back is role as dictator, while unintentionally avoiding the CIAs silly attempts on his live... Could be very fun imo.

[@fixitfelix718]

The movie about notrh korea with the guy from knocked up and the other guy..basically that

[@dillonbirdsong7192]

@@fixitfelix718 I love that your reference for Seth Rogen is knocked up lmao.

[@fixitfelix718]

@@dillonbirdsong7192 loll hes not even in knocked up right? Lmao

[@BootyYeeter]

@@fixitfelix718 he's the main "protagonist" in knocked up lol

[@fixitfelix718]

@@BootyYeeter master piece of a movie

[@jackfwoodward]

Dankula going from Chief Clansman Dog Trainer to Worlds Best History Teacher.

[@hullinstruments]

For some reason I always thought it was spelt Klansman instead of clansman? 😂🤷‍♂️ they probably use k at the beginning of every word possible, whether it should be a C instead…. They aren’t cunts…… But KUNTS 🤷‍♂️💀🔫

[@AnimaVox_]

@@hullinstruments No, I think OP may be referring to the Scottish clans. But I might be wrong.🤔

[@Tomorer]

Surely a certain sideparted moustache sporting Rothschild lovechild is on the curriculum!

[@Neo2266.]

Grand Wizard Heiler

[@Freddy-Da-Freeloadah]

He really was not a very good dog trainer. But he's great at this history stuff! IMHO

[@waltvonkeisel5610]

"Plot to assassinate Castro" Historians: Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down!?

[@kryrimstercat]

It's true it doesn't narrow it down at all. There were so many wacky races style schemes that all failed miserably

[@aliabdallah102]

That's like saying "the treaty of Paris"

[@en-men-lu-ana6870]

@@aliabdallah102 Or "that time China broke apart"

[@aliabdallah102]

@@en-men-lu-ana6870 Or "the Arab/ Israeli war" or "the nakba" etc

[@InkubozuNikki]

"Russia was at was with a country"

[@Bluntz1289]

"And Cowboy Bepop. You know. The good one"-Count Dank. I laughed for five minutes. One of the greatest Christmas gifts ever 😂

[@austinwilburn1772]

Someone did a SCP on Fidel Castro stating that he is a SCP as they believed he was some form of reality bender that was allowing him to avoid literal dozens of assassination attempts. The best part is that they never were able to confirm if he actually was a SCP. It’s a extremely well made and cleverly sarcastic file. Some KZbinrs made videos on it.

[@mustash1388]

"how the fuck is this guy alive?" "must me a Eldridge horror beyond our comprehension." "seems legit."

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

"For some reason, during the Sixties, the CIA was absolutely _obsessed_ with LSD" Yeah so was everyone else during the Sixties 😂

[@AzraelThanatos]

They had to find some "legitimate" reason to get it for their own habits...

[@Beanibirb]

Granted this was also during the time of the MK Ultra project

[@notsocrates9529]

@@Beanibirb That is a fun rabbithole, you might be interested in a documentary called "Company Business" about the agency and its shady dealings.

[@allantidgwell5624]

Polybius was awesome, man

[@kaylynhewell3173]

Those LSD studies actually started in the 50’s.

[@allantidgwell5624]

"The CIA wanted Fidel's hair to fall out. Giving him the appearance of..." Justin Trudeau

[@MineCraftQhead]

or LIAM NEESON

[@redjirachi1]

Castro has cucked a lot of people, but I think doing so with Pierre Trudeau is probably just a meme

[@lonewolfandcub668]

He's definitely his FDad

[@The-Black-Death]

I just now realized how much Fidel Castro looks like Justin Trudeau with a beard, suddenly starting to realize that he's his actual father despite the blatant lying media trying to say that he's not. XD

[@AngryAlfonse]

29:18 "...poison his scuba suit and breathing apparatus with..." I swear if you said LSD I would've lost it.

[@unregisteredassaultbutterk1185]

Alternative title: forty minutes of the CIA demonstrating their staggering incompetence

[@jemm113]

Ah, so nothing’s changed!

[@MidlifeCrisisJoe]

They're really only good at being bastards and murderers to American citizens.

[@j.2512]

it wasn't incompetence, it was fifth columnists, who are still in government today.

[@klimpomp]

Alternative alternative title: forty minutes of staring at that fucking pink pixle by dank's right collarbone

[@JoshuaBakerSheridan]

@@klimpomp For real i couldnt focus on the story because of it😂

[@dastatman274]

"2022 will be the year of the Mad Lads" Even with a baby Dankulas still blessing us

[@TheHoldenmcgroin]

After seeing the Bab, Mad Lads will continue into the foreseeable future.... Mad Lads mixed with a cooking channel. Its what we want!!

[@marialiyubman]

Amen, sir. 🙏

[@flemishlion69]

Little Dankula will be the antichrist.

[@Schlorb-Lord-of-Schlirb]

I hope that there will be a video about Klaus „the butcher of Lyon“ Barbie because that guy was really something he supported Bolivian military dictatorships, was an arms dealer, worked with Pablo Escobar and other druglords, was in cahoots with both the German secret service and the CIA, trained soldiers in latin america on how to best torture someone and also was suspected to be instrumental in the murder of Che Guevara all the while keeping in touch with big Ex-Nazi officals such as Josef Mengele and Adolf Eichmann

[@notsocrates9529]

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[@primmslimm7185]

Can't believe I'm only discovering this channel now. A hilarious scottish guy who's the spit image of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys, is clearly blitzed himself, and loves Eire. Keep er lit big guy this entire channel is gold and your storytelling keeps my attention for the entirety of every video, and that's saying something.

[@Poxymonkeypox]

Mup the Paddys

[@cakex7070]

So happy to see how far you’ve grown this channel. Enjoy the holidays with your family. Looking forward to a new year filled with more amazing dankula videos.

[@AnglicanFish]

“Castro’s main activity at university was…politics” I see nothing has changed

[@youwouldntclickalinkonyout6236]

dear god fix the dead pixel on Danks camera.

[@MrHEC381991]

@@youwouldntclickalinkonyout6236 Wouldn't he have to buy a brand new camera though?

[@rorz999]

@@MrHEC381991 not necessarily

[@SagaciousSap69]

You know pretty much all politicians, in the us at least have had a private school or university education? Certainly wasn’t unique to castro

[@rogerstone481]

Justin Trudeaus dad

[@AirShark95]

Justin Castreau

[@seanmckenna228]

🤣

[@coreymyers5613]

Based! :)

[@user-dw4bb3nb8s]

100% communist love child

[@kokorolex]

Whoms't've

[@Devonweber19]

Thank so much Mr. Dank. Getting ready for work wouldn't be the same without some Mad Lads going on. You've been killing it this year and we all appreciate you. Can't wait to see you reach a million subs 🤙👽

[@chonky2129]

"Remember when the American government hated communists? Pepperidge Farm remembers, but would not like to make a statement at this time due to our new Diversity, Inclusivity and Racial Equity policies which protects the religion of communism."

[@p.i.staker886]

It's important to note that Castro's "many eyes and ears" was just the US State Department 9 times out of 10.

[@andrewphillips8341]

Got any links for this? I would love to learn that part.

[@richbattaglia5350]

Who snitched?

[@m1a1abrams93]

@@richbattaglia5350 How long has Bernie Sanders been a politician ? He said he liked Castros bread lines. Spent a honeymoon in another communist country. He's a damn communist.

[@l.h.9747]

@@m1a1abrams93 doubt that because its by far not enough to just be a politician to know missions of intelligence agencies

[@FPSIreland2]

@@m1a1abrams93 why in the name of all things holy would the CIA let a communist in the government find out about assassination plots against a fellow communist? Seems a little silly if you actually want to achieve your goals, doesn’t it? That would be what we call a “schoolboy error.”

[@nosacredcows1810]

For years I could never quite put into simple terms why history is so fascinating. But now I can explain why with just two little words "mad lads". Because history is full of events and people who if it were in a film or story would be roundly castigated as being unbelievable and unrealistic.

[@goldenbuttplug3205]

No greater torturers and killers than our own fellow man

[@jillybeangaming]

and just think.. maybe one day someone will create a video titled -- mad lads: count dankula..

[@bbaggins023]

A mad lads about the Crane brothers would be amazing

[@deathmorphosis]

The truth is always stranger than fiction. And as Dank has taught us, a LOT more wild as well.

[@kingjoe3rd]

Dank is really good at story telling in a way that he can make something mundane sound hilarious with just the way he delivers it vocally.

[@zer0deaths862]

I had a friend who suddenly started smoking cigarettes non stop, so one day, being very inspired by the exploding Castro cigars, I decided to take one of his cigarettes and empty the tube and stuck a firecracker in it with the fuse cut to about 1mm and covered the rest of the tube with tobacco. He went outside to smoke for the 50th time and I hear a sudden loud pop and him cussing outside my front door. 😂

[@spiritmatter1553]

Magic stores used to sell "cigarette loads" which looked like a piece of matchstick but were treated with something that caused them to explode with a loud bang 💥 when lit. Easy to just poke one into the end of someone’s cigarette. I guess now people have to make their own improvised cigarette loads like you did. 🚬

[@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz]

A cluster of match heads works too.

[@krazykunt1892]

Dangerous and irresponsible

[@freelancerdetroit102]

@@krazykunt1892 Look, how else are we, the normal every day Joes gonna get ourselves hurt? I mean obviously, not everyone is fit for Military, Police or Firefighter Duty, or is insane enough to turn towards crime.

[@STOPSYPHER]

@@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz one way to die from inhaling phosphorus smoke

[@photontheblueflash7658]

As someone whose parents are both Cuban and was told stories about Fidel Castro being a menace that managed to keep avoiding assassinations, this video was informative and entertaining to hear.

[@NewfieBulletDodger]

Legend has it his kid is carrying on family traditions in Canada .

[@oz_jones]

Allegedly

[@hunn20004]

The black pigment has given him the right hue of skin colour

[@buckyhate7695]

It wouldn't surprise me. He looks nothing like Trudeau Sr.

[@josiahclarke3535]

This theory is cringe and pointless. The meme makes me cringe harder than the Brandon shit down south

[@higginswalsan]

@@josiahclarke3535 why does people making fun of a political figure make you so irrationally angry

[@LibertyJefferson]

My grandfather was a LRRP guy in Vietnam, and knew a lot of SF guys and other secret squirrel types from back in the day. I asked him once what he thought about JFK, and he said something to the effect of, "well, I don't wanna say Oswald didn't do it, but Jack sure pissed off a lot of my friends when he did what he did in Cuba."

[@christianmorales8978]

Amongst Cubans it’s widely accepted that Castro was behind the assassination or at least involved in some way and I honestly don’t think that’s too fetched

[@justinmartin4662]

Maybe we need to hold fire to grandpas toes and find out what he knows!

[@NerdilyDone]

@@christianmorales8978 I don't know...I feel like that assassination was closer to home.

[@ryanhampson673]

Oliver Stone just came out with another documentary on JFK....Basically CIA and the intelligence services killed him..JFK wanted to abolish the CIA and severely limit the covert powers of government. JFK wasn't even aware of all the attempts and plans of the CIA about Cuba. The CIA was working totally on its own with virtually no oversight and JFK wanted to reel them in.

[@maxhydekyle2425]

@@ryanhampson673 That'd be fun, wouldn't it?

[@fergusjoel6886]

Love the Mad Lads series, especially on people and events I've never heard of. Would love one on Colton Harris Moore, a.k.a The Barefoot Bandit, a true mad lad who as a teenager robbed houses and stole planes from North to the South of the States and had a huge fan base while on the run. Keep up the great work C.D 😀

[@KojiGaming]

Dank, you and your team are doing an invaluable service for internet history. Thank you all. I've been watching your videos since the pug fiasco and I'm so thrilled to see I wasn't misplacing my support all those years ago. Stay safe and Happy New Year, mate! 😁

[@larger.a.t.2020]

“No more long videos, I’m taking a break for Christmas” Posts 43 minutes video a day before Christmas eve Merry Christmas Dank

[@notsocrates9529]

@Mr. Miyagi Okay.

[@TheMan-tn4jk]

Fun fact: my debate class teacher, last name Rodriguez, never knew his father for the first thirty or forty years of his life because his father was one of the men deployed in the Bay of Pigs. He's father was hidden for his own sake. He found his father, and changed his name to Rodriguez, from his adopted father's name.

[@terrorkind]

Gusano

[@petrolillos]

@@terrorkind No, the real "gusanos' are the communist scum who backs the communist regime in Cuba.

[@lordmartinofleithandcuddy6541]

Why would his involvement in Bay of Pigs make it so he cannot see his children?

[@TheMan-tn4jk]

@@lordmartinofleithandcuddy6541 I couldn't tell you

[@Piant_Genis]

@@lordmartinofleithandcuddy6541 I think the people sent to the Bay of Pigs were mostly Cuban exiles, could've been a citizenship issue. Or we could put on the tin foil and speculate about Operation Northwoods

[@penumbraenigmatica3252]

Love your show, brother...!! Thanks for the update at the end!! Love and respect from the Geographic Centre of British Columbia 🇨🇦

[@Troylifenumber5]

Dank, I think we all understand you taking time for family we love and appreciate you ❤️

[@spazzy8452]

The CIA's obsession with LSD will never cease to amaze me.

[@Hiihtopipa]

It's great stuff you should try it!

[@koyadaone]

@@Hiihtopipa lmaoo

[@spazzy8452]

@@Hiihtopipa Don't worry worry about dat, I am a psychonaut.

[@Litepaw]

My own obsession never ceases to amaze me either.

[@billbillson3129]

The CIA tried to kill Dankula to prevent this video, but could only assassinate his pixel.... XD

[@chrisrussell1800]

Ive watched this a BUNCH of times, and it never stops being funny as hell 😂😂

[@curtisjones9372]

These videos are like having a cool history teacher. Glad things are taking of for ya dood.

[@ariamaddison257]

Who knew the father of the Canadian Prime Minister’s had such a interesting life? LOL. Thanks and for the history lesson and Merry Christmas Professor Pug Trainer.

[@jackspring7709]

He doesn't quite have his father's gnads, 'though.

[@josiahclarke3535]

Cringe

[@KingofCrusher]

Dude Norm Macdonald had some hilarious bits about justin trudeau and his dad, hahahah.

[@chadiverson3796]

Now now, Justin's mom WAS a giant (deleted), it could have been ANYONE in Cuba....

[@christiantorres6640]

@@chadiverson3796 Very true, but I really can't deny the resemblance between JT and Castro. Plus all the photos of Margaret Trudeau being all touchy-feely with Fidel even during public appearances.

[@AeneasGemini]

The last section of this video made me realise, getting done by the government for yahtzee pug was the best thing ever to happen to Dank. His life has become exponentially better because of it, talk about making lemonade when life gives you lemons

[@olknoxlo]

You just realized that? Dank makes Bank

[@darksu6947]

@@olknoxlo As he should for having the balls to stand up for what he believes in.

[@notsam9528]

A possible reason why Castro was always ahead is the fact he built one of the most elaborate intelligence networks in the American continent, a welcome gift from the KGB. The CIA was just full of amateurs.

[@angelomastri1416]

I believe comedian Lewis Black called them “just a bunch of frustrated weathermen”

[@loosejenkins47]

About 10 minutes in I noticed what looks like a dead pixel on dank’s right shoulder (our left) and I couldn’t unsee it afterwards

[@Brunzy1970]

Impressed with your vetting on this very complicated subject. One more time, you've knocked it out of the park. He knew of these plots because there was a female spy in all places, the head of the Cuban desk. Because she was Cuban! She had a relay radio from Virginia to Texas to Cuba giving basically daily updates on all assassination plots. She was at that position for over a decade before being caught red handed transmitting, amazing.

[@trikstari7687]

Funny how often random bureaucrats seem to turn out to be communist sympathizers. Almost like McCarthy was right all along.

[@Fr4ncM]

@@trikstari7687 Not all "sympathizers" per se. It turns out commies can pay really well... Way better than any bureocrat salary could.

[@ReaIJackhammer]

@@Fr4ncM but only to spies, not to their own people.

[@humansvd3269]

If the CIA actually did it, we might have been sparred Justin Castro, I mean trudeau.

[@spiritmatter1553]

Justin Castreau.

[@josephb883]

You and Sabaton man, best history teachers. loved your pre mad-lads stuff, and absolutely love the mad lads themselves, great to listen to while playing minecraft. keep up the good work and I look very much forward to more mad lads and assorted vids. Cheers m8

[@synchronizedelbow5702]

Just imagine: 1961's Cuba, where you were in the audience of a televised shooting execution. Seeing lines of men, women, and children lined up for the final countdown of their lives. You hear a faint call to the side, getting louder and louder grabbing your attention. You turn towards the source, recognizing the vendor. *"BUTT-SCRATCHAHH?!!!"*

[@ussseeeerrrrrrnnnnnnnaaaaaaame]

Castro and his love of dairy was fairly benign and somewhat wholesome even. The guy looked for a certain cow for a long time and once he found the cow that could thrive in the Cuban climate, he grew really close to it. There’s a statue of that cow in Cuba now.

[@caboose2741]

Really!?!?! XD

[@thevigilante5623]

@@caboose2741 Yes, according to Sam O’Nella, the cow is known as “Ubre Blanca”

[@VhectorDesignStudio]

Cuban here. Yeah, in the Process of Castro’s “Love for dairy”, he took my country’s cow production from the 3rd in Latin America, to non-existent in just 15 years. We Cubans stop drinking milk at 7 years old because of what Castro did to ALL our industries… but most prominently to the Cow and Sugar Industries. Trust me, there’s nothing “wholesome” about that disgusting Leftist Tyrant.

[@VhectorDesignStudio]

@@thevigilante5623 - Yes. Ubre Blanca… It was all Communist Propaganda directed to the Cuban Population that by this time was suspecting of Castros real plans…

[@caboose2741]

@@VhectorDesignStudio that's insane that he managed to make the milk industry worse if he loved it. You'd think it would be one of the few things that would flourish. That's wild. What a pice of garbage.

[@bambaclart4592]

I have no idea how you haven’t hit a mil, every person I’ve shown your vids to instantly loves them, literally sit with the whole family to watch your videos when they release. Production quality is super high and your narration is on job, fk the algorithm

[@mq9281]

He's basically blacklisted by KZbin cause he doesn't align with their twisted beliefs and guidelines

[@konradverner6326]

You just reminded me that I'm not subscribed. Thanks.

[@MildLemonaidShits]

Your mother

[@constantinepontius5707]

Mr Dankula i wish you and your family a great 2022 raise your kid in the best scottish traditions and we will be waiting for the next mad lads stories and sweet sweet content you provide,cheers from Russia!

[@weewee5613]

Snorting a line of Castro's ashes maxes out your luck skill

[@ThatGuySarabia]

The fact that the CIA tried so many times to assassinate Castro is like trying to watch Wile E Coyote trying to set traps on a Roadrunner

[@redjirachi1]

Why do people think they could kill JFK anyway?

[@screamingseal4805]

@@redjirachi1because they had home field advantage and fucking hated him

[@StevieNotStevie]

You should also do a video on the 20 July plot to kill Hitler. That is an epic story.

[@maxwelljw8400]

And upload it on the 20th of April.

[@Invicta556]

Yes damn amount of people involved is crazy. Hitler honestly thought the gods helped him survive this "test".

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

@@Invicta556 I thought he was a militant atheist lol

[@GeekDefenseInitiative8006]

@@BananaPhoPhilly I know Himmler was a believer in the Norse myths, so maybe he was the one that said that and then it ended up being misquoted as being Hitler

[@Invicta556]

@@BananaPhoPhilly Well Hitlers belief and opinion changed alot. (Mein Kampf, Speer and Goebbels are good sources on his religious belief) He wasn't Christian, raised one yes. He became more in view that thier was a creator god but not a Christian one from thier viewpoint. He felt the church wanted control and was built on lies. He enjoyed Wagners concerts like Valkyrie and wagner included certain norse gods and Hitler enjoyed his work and idea of destiny. He felt something like Providence basically a god or power of some sort watching over you or saving you. He felt this on 20th July 1944 after the attempt on his life. Its hard too say what kind of power he is referring too but from Overy and Kershaw it seems a god or power above.

[@kdrapertrucker]

1 man with a rifle? Nah, dynamite filled cigar.

[@Earthgrand234]

"Remember when the American government hated communists, better times" I feel that

[@andrewkelley9405]

2016 started with a dead gorilla (Harambe) and ended with a dead guerrilla (Castro). He also died on Black Friday. The irony is not lost on me.

[@Schlorb-Lord-of-Schlirb]

He also died on the birthday of Chilean anti-communist dictator Augusto Pinochet

[@andrewkelley9405]

@@Schlorb-Lord-of-Schlirb that makes this ten times funnier

[@KR-mm4el]

@@Schlorb-Lord-of-Schlirb an interesting way to say "fascist".

[@Schlorb-Lord-of-Schlirb]

@@KR-mm4el Well he was actually hated by Chilean Fascists such as Miguel Serrano

[@KR-mm4el]

@@Schlorb-Lord-of-Schlirb serrano was a neo nazi and was disappointed to find that the Pinochet administration was not interested in his neo-nazi and Esoteric Hitlerist ideas.

[@mikemacdee6390]

Correction: Cuban cigars WERE highly regarded all over the world. Then all the good tobacco growers skipped town with their crops (because of communism) and went to other countries.

[@treeblinn]

Not necessarily because of Communism. They started growing shit to feed their own people instead of exporting a commodity that only benefited a few people IE: Plantation owners.

[@ciaranthompson3375]

@@treeblinn Considering the people no longer owned the crops because of the revolution your point falls rather flat

[@treeblinn]

@@ciaranthompson3375 Lol they redistributed the land my dude. That was the whole point of revolution. Was some of it owned by the State? Well fucking obviously. The majority of it was redistributed to the very peasants that worked that land. A cap was put on acreage, anything above 67 acres would be expropriated by the State. In the cases where peasants were working large amounts of land they were essentially operating as a worker coop. I'm not sure why you'd comment this honestly. You can Google how farm land reform worked in Cuba and learn pretty much all you need after reading for like a half hour.

[@ciaranthompson3375]

​@@treeblinn The difference is my friend I have seen how it worked and in practise all of it was owned in some capacity by the state and the people that once owned it had no power what so ever, completely destroying the industries that once existed in Cube

[@ChucksSEADnDEAD]

@@treeblinn "They started growing shit to feed their own people instead of exporting a commodity" - I know this is hard to conceptualize but if you export a commodity, you can import food.

[@thegreengouf56]

You could literally make a video about the correct way to paint a birdhouse, but slap that intro music to it and I'm fuckin in it like a bloatfly. Fucking love this channel.

[@djy5645]

Thank you for a year of awesome content. All the best with spending time with your family.

[@JeyUU]

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, Dank. Thank you and your crew for all of the work you all put in to keeping all of us entertained and educated. The time and effort is greatly appreciated. I think I can safely say that your community loves you! Here's to another year of Madlads, "ya boy Raid Shadow Legends" ads, and everything inbetween. Cheers!

[@Treebeardicus]

Merry Christmas and a very happy New Year, Jessica.

[@notsocrates9529]

I don't even mind the ads when Dank does the promos. The more advertising, the more videos we get. I appreciate his spin on things and there are a few stories I never heard about like the Ice Cream Wars or the Dragon Lord.

[@mrmagoo-i2l]

Needs to sort out that dead pixel, I thought it was my screen. Needs to get a refund on his camera.

[@jackspring7709]

Merry Christmas to you!

[@TheBrainSpecialist]

15:52 Cuba actually sent the majority of the 1100 or so prisoners back in 1962, after the US paid them $53 million to get them back. First rule of hostage negotiation, you don't destroy your bargaining chip.

[@SolarFlareAmerica]

POW* negotiations. Because let's be honest, it was an undeclared war.

[@ElimGarakSpoonHead]

“Buhgoatah.” The content I subscribe for. Beautiful Scott bastard.

[@waggsbannin99]

holidays = family time i don't think anyone was upset for lack of uploads pce dude watching castro fall down was something i had never even known of impressive breakdown!

[@teamwerk105]

Thank you for all your hard work Dankula! Enjoy the time with your family!

[@angryyordle4640]

Castro was an absolute mad lad. Barely any politician in history accomplished as much as he did.

[@blindboygrunt7711]

For real. Legend

[@petertr2000]

One of the few channels I like seeing adverts on.

[@jeneden3492]

Dude, the sea shell idea got me in tears 😂😂

[@userrrrthxmas]

The CIA’s greatest lethal weapon: A fucking Milkshake

[@atomicsunrise85]

I mean, it does bring all the boys to the yard...and damn right, it's better than yours

[@imperialbricks1977]

That explains why Antifa uses them to attack gay Vietnamese journalists

[@jay_kay709]

it was never a real assassination attempt. at the time kill casty = iniate ww3. accidents stopped and most of all these are stroies.

[@isaiahdaniels5643]

@@atomicsunrise85 If you teach me, will you charge me a monetary sum?

[@atomicsunrise85]

@@isaiahdaniels5643 I can teach you, but I have to charge

[@benco41]

Thank you for posting this just when I needed it to take my mind off the reality of pretty much everything being as fucked up as it could be for me

[@mgtowveteran3234]

Face reality. Take the red pill and handle against our enemies, fren.

[@benco41]

@@mgtowveteran3234 its less about enemies and more about family and life circumstances in general. I know I cant ignore everything but its nice to be able to lock it out for a moment

[@poisonousnut]

dude, i feel ya. i’m ready to check out

[@benco41]

@@poisonousnut I lost a friend to suicide last week.. as grim as it looks right now and as hard as it might be to believe into but better times are coming. Don't give up man, it's okay to be beaten down but please don't stop standing up again

[@Bready_Player_Bun]

Man, that dead pixel gave me a heart attack for a second, until I scrolled down and saw it move.

[@mobeliskjones]

Every video watched was worth the ending segment. Love you, Daddy Dank. I hope your years end is as good as next year's beginning. Enjoy the time off, youve earned every second of it

[@bigboombetty4499]

Dudes got a red dot on his chest. GET DOWN THERES A SNIPER!

[@Garethsmod]

Dude I'm surprised you got this many videos out this year I was expecting things to slow down once you became a dad, you're an awesome creator and I can't wait to see what you bring in 2022 because everything else will most likely be shit.

[@inthefade]

I think he has a researcher and/or writer or now.

[@angryyordle4640]

Dankula is mostly just doing the filming/talking now. He hired an editor and a researcher.

[@tactiti0n]

Yeah, Dank's got a support staff which seems to be working out damn well for him in terms of production efficiency. Im glad the lads are working with him, and we're certainly reaping the benefits.

[@sifoon9062]

Thought I had a dead pixel. Glad it was part of the video :)

[@andrewmallie6901]

You're welcome Dank. Just binged a few months worth of videos to get here.

[@TheBestestKitty]

It's OK Dank, go spend time with family. That's what's important, especially in these times. We'll see you in the New Year.

[@colerumford8480]

Getting home from work and looking forward to my long weekend feels great, but kicking it off with a lesson from Prof. Dank is even better :)

[@psychorabbitt]

That orange dot near Dank's right collarbone in the last few videos keeps driving me nuts thinking I have a dead pixel on my tv...

[@JasmineNothanks]

And congrats on the new addition to the family, you're a father now! There's nothing better than a child who has loving parents.

[@Sticky6Ft]

Please start off the new year with an Absolute Mad Lads: Ernest Hemingway *His life is a fucking rollercoaster*

[@lmfao5411]

"There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter."

[@bigboispyro]

Would love to see mad lad videos on either the emperors Marcus Aurelius or Caligula. Caligula is... An obvious one. Marcus lost nearly all his children, his realm was in tatters, I could go on, but he stuck to his morals and was never a hypocrite.

[@ibnyahud]

great vid highly recommend talking to old people you learn a lot of things that are simply not taught about history

[@cyber4191]

I'm watching Count Dankula today and suddenly I feel very marketable towards right now. Hope youtube doesn't see this and monetize your videos because if I saw an ad I would buy it with no question.

[@marialiyubman]

“Initially the attempts were not on Castro’s life, but on his character”, AKA: “This dog doesn’t bite, but he can hurt you in other ways”. Yeah, giving a dictator LSD in hopes the terrified populace would openly judge him…. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@oz_jones]

I think the actual plot was that he would have been removed by his cabinet, in favour of someone more... lenient

[@jackspring7709]

...at the same time rock stars were taking lsd in America and everyone was idolising them. I don't think the CIA had their thinking caps on then lol...or maybe they were taking some of it themselves. :D

[@bigmanbarry2299]

they seriously thought being a raving imbecile would get you out of office... in the USA itd get you INTO office

[@FrankJaeger803]

Dank and Sam O'nella should collaborate, assuming Sam ever returns lol

[@SeanHiruki]

I miss Sam

[@BucketBucket275]

@@SeanHiruki We all do.

[@lilqueso8190]

What happened

[@a3aan__uit389]

@@lilqueso8190 he died

[@lilqueso8190]

@@a3aan__uit389 ohh dude...man

[@IndiIngle]

That red dot just under the collar on your shirt is getting to me XD

[@oliverlane3705]

Cheers Dank, wrapping one up to this. Cheers for all the vids this year man.

[@IWoSITheDirector]

"I am the milkman. My milk is delicious." -Fidel Castro

[@maxwelljw8400]

Also talk about Stalin’s attempts to kill Tito.

[@tomicbranislav3]

Ohhh the good old: " Stalin please stop sending assasins anymore we already caught 3 of them.... If you dont stop, I will send one of mine and I wont have to send another" -Josip Broz Tito

[@humansvd3269]

Tito killed Stalin. And I don't blame him.

[@tomicbranislav3]

@@humansvd3269 May very well be... we dont know.....

[@kirkjones9639]

Everyone tried to assassinate Tito. Personally I think he managed to off Stalin.

[@Schlorb-Lord-of-Schlirb]

@@kirkjones9639 Nah it probably was someone in the Soviet Government most likely some remaining „Internationalists“ since Stalin became quite Nationalistic and to some degree even right wing at the end of his rule which probably worried some of the more classicaly marxist oriented members of the Government

[@SabreJ]

Thankyou, Daddy Danky

[@ajttambo]

Great stuff Dank.

[@cogline9]

"Remember when the American government hated communists? Better times." Indeed Dank, better times indeed.

[@truthhurts1936]

They still do hate communists.. China is on their sights next

[@prometheusunbound]

Hey my guy woke, lgbtq2 community and other pink haired college students doesn't make a communist.

[@prometheusunbound]

@@truthhurts1936 china is the second richest country in the world with the most foreign banks that has the highest gap between rich and poor. Most middle class westerners couldn't afford to live in Shanghai, Beijing, Macao and hong kong

[@matty6848]

@@truthhurts1936 what you really think China is a communist nation? They portray themselves as communists but they couldn’t be further from it. As for having them in their sights? Most of the things used and consumed in America is made in China including 90% of America’s pharmaceuticals drugs. With America’s national health being so appalling all China would have to do is stop exporting the drugs they make to America and it would cripple half the country overnight.

[@matty6848]

@@prometheusunbound most Chinese can’t afford to live in those cities either. Like North Korea it’s the 10% high level elites who live in those cities whilst hundreds of millions still live in abject poverty.

[@metal_kitsune]

Hey Dank. Just wanted to say thank you as well for all the awesome videos and congrats on being a father.

[@brandonthomas4832]

Biggest tease of my life congratulations Dankula going into 2022 with blueballs

[@the_endling]

Have a great break/holidays ❄️❄️❄️🎉🎉 you deserve it!

[@FSquid]

That speech at the end was very sweet. I love you Dankula, I think I really do. Platonic good old fashion love for one's fellow man, not that weird shit they got now. You seem sincere and I wish you the best.

[@MrAwesomaniac]

"I beat the Communists." I'd put that on my gravestone lmao

[@richbattaglia5350]

Let the guy have his little victory.

[@Briggattonii]

Communists and Table Tennis, name a more iconic duo

[@Devilman666]

When you see the red dot on dankulas right shoulder you can't unsee it.

[@grimwaldsilverpipe4326]

Damn Dankula you are really bringing the entertainment, congratulations on starting a family and all of your success! I tell everyone I can to check out mad lads for a great time. Happy holidays and happy new year to Dank and everyone else out there!

[@redbeard2292]

"The plot to assassinate Fidel Castro" Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

[@allantidgwell5624]

I see you're a man of culture

[@Cragmortis]

That red dot made me think I needed a new monitor..

[@stacirenee4122]

Can’t wait until you get going again but I’m glad you’re taking time with the family. We’ll be here waiting when you come back!!!