The Polar Express (PS2) is basically a horror game

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[@birdiej5697]

The commitment to replay the whole game up to the shoveling coals mini game earned my like

[@carolusrex9918]

“Pizza cannot exist without the pizza man” is my favorite Mf Doom lyric

[@AskildHelland]

Bro the movie is unironically scary bruh

[@JustSomePleb]

I watched that movie high once and can confirm, made me feel like I was dying 0/10 dont recommend

[@AsherHalperin]

Uncanny valley animation

[@hkayakh]

Every kids movie was scary to someone

[@elitheratman3730]

Yeah, it’s funny how as a kid I called this movie “Scary Train”. Guess 5 year old me was right lmao

[@spingleboygle]

idk how tf this was shown in schools, warner bros had to have paid to show this abomination to 1st graders

Now, let the algorithm do Its thing!

[@Dragwhite]

i adore the idea of longer form content, hope it works out for you!

[@ChubbyWeen]

I think Resident Evil Biohazard was a really good game

[@Shazol-]

I agree

[@Xenomorphmaindbd999]

Same

[@proto_117]

I actually thought this movie was live action when I was little

[@Farrighthungarian]

I remember seeing a youtube no commentary gameplay video about it when i was 12. Still don't know what i watched.

[@daymare0]

these are the long videos you want us to watch right? We got u

[@dat_one_boi_9879]

Love these types of videos, hopefully the algorithm picks up on it. Oh and also do a video on the monster house movie video game.

[@Nya__Kiity]

i love the artstyle :)

[@MrJeffBalkaner]

I really appreciate the portal 2 reference you made at the conductor segment of the game.

[@warehouselead]

I love these longer videos!

[@user-yq5ip1ge9h]

No way a 20min video

[@SunyataHoshi]

This man is hilarious lmao and I genuinely enjoy hearing him tell stories and reviewing things

[@e-goose2473]

Love the longer form content ❤

[@Jupyterprobably]

first and glad to see ur still uploading regardless of the stress we appreciate you :)

[@RoyHoy]

Oh my god!!! Memory unlocked! I played this game when I was a kid! I remember being scared of it. Thank you for unlocking this memory for me!

[@user-vq4sk7df4k]

These longer videos are 🤌

[@ThegreatestJerry]

This vid showed up first on my recommended. First time you’ve been there in forever so hopefully the method is working

[@TrentLenkarski]

They took one of the greatest Christmas movies and made it a nightmare : (

[@jbbiron2211]

yeah, I'd still play it.

[@RTCSMP]

Hope you get 400k bro

[@theknightmare2796]

Loved your videos

[@givememyragnorok400]

CHRISTMAS FEBRUARY 🗣️🔥🔥

[@pedroakiras.3221]

Bro if this movie was realistic this polar express actually would be a kidnapper

[@BrooklynBoyd]

you should do more game videos like this.

[@MrM0gus]

20 minute of talentless writer just get me bricked up

[@SomeLocoStudios]

I remember watching the movie when I was a baby and I got hooked.

[@AmberCommentsThings]

I love how Bioshock is listed as the game in the video

[@EmersonKingYT]

Last video was 8 minutes, this ones 20, the algorithm is gonna love you once you get that 1 hour video out.

[@SparkleBurgerLuv]

wow not expecting a 20min vids, not complaining

[@dannytoons]

Crazy how the PS2 and the movie graphics aren’t that different lmao

[@pendr1825]

Bro replaying the game all over again is the kind of perseverance I aspire to have. You deserve as much hot chocolate as you want.

[@SomeOne-rw6gz]

Hey a long video!!

[@tvzone2]

Bro I peed myself watching the movie when I was little, although I was around 9. I just felt uncomfortable with 3d animation at that time😅

[@SnoopiGalupi]

The Atlas and Peabody comment got a solid laugh out of me

[@NippieMan]

Great video

[@TonyLeigh]

Nice a 20 min video! I love the longer-form content coming from this channel. Hopefully, the algorithm doesn't ignore you now! I hate that robot piece of sh*t.

[@subtolyubthepro]

Bro is on that GRIND

[@BenjiM514]

19:16 Mr president another Christmas blimp has hit the North Pole

[@NarrowBonkers6724]

The game is ironically more scarier then newer horror games

[@ihateeveryoneTV]

i rented this out from Blockbuster... those were the GLORY DAYS

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

Course this movie had a game. All movies back then had video games

[@sssvalentine]

these videos are great 👍

[@TheTexanRiech]

W bioshock playthrough my man

[@joemint5666]

Can't forget about Heroaldo and his famous magic robe, and "Syanta!"

[@Tyceornagori]

Bro really wants the ticket, no puppet is going to scare him other than his dad.

[@mulinaky]

I love your videos

[@vigi1antvort3x41]

I tried this game on my PC and it was exactly as you described. How is the conductor not fired for child endangerment? Lol

[@venomsnekko]

For a while this was the only game I owned on PS2. Those were dark times...

[@RashidMadeMe]

Bro I fucking love your vids never stop, -fellow New Yorker

[@mrfriendly504]

I know what you said in the other video but 20 minutes? Lets go!

[@KirbyIsCute]

"As I was sneaking back, bro was even more mad." Cook: I think this needs more sugar. (Gasp) He's a mad man... A MAD MAN!

[@toastieprotogen6005]

may the algorythm bless you for all the pain

[@tr_aux]

20 MINUTE VIDEO gota get food for thus

[@legometaworld2728]

Polar Express was more or less a horror film to be fair. Who remembers that part with all the broken puppets?

[@LeBronBron69]

Scrounge has the fent fold

[@reteparpic]

Love this

[@rolandov8761]

Wow they made a scary video game? That’s bizarre

[@Zuper_Angel]

I dead ass laughed at the "Christmas 9/11" joke.

[@imperialguard28]

"Caribou?"😲

[@samba1one531]

I hate the Polar Express! It sucks, and the teachers would force us to watch it every year around Christmas. Not the full thing, just the first, like 50 minutes. Additionally, the teachers would get so excited when the part where the train skids off the ice happens, idk why.

[@HugeSleep]

I remember this game as a kid even then I could tell that this game was weird. But I never would have predicted the last boss, where you fly to where the elfs are then you have to shoot santa with a m16 just bizzare really

[@Inkbower]

Do you think you'll ever make a video with the old art style. The polar Express also traumatized me

[@Koolraid-bq8nj]

"Santa a 2nd sleigh is heading or the south toy workshop!"

[@dsmntldontwitch]

4:50 scrooge hitting the fent fold

[@Stibly]

I remember playing this at a cousin's house and had no idea what to do, so I just played the Hello Kitty game instead

[@uma_guma]

somebody farted farted farted

[@Gray2359]

Yes KZbin the game he is talking about is totally bio shock.

[@toasted_fedora]

SCROOGE HAD THE FENT FOLD

[@Eliassthepro]

I’d really like a video discussing the Apple vision pro

[@Eliassthepro]

Really nice content btw

[@Afraid_Star]

Never new this game existed i only ever seen the movie

[@snowfox1776]

HOLY FUCK A MORE THEN 5 MINUTES VIDEO YESSS WE LOVE EEEEE U

[@arckosX]

i love this video about bioshock

[@CharlesWrightJackson]

Why did every movie before need a game tie in

[@michaelmonetti9900]

Wait, Wasn’t The Conductor playing the Puppet Scrooge in the movie?….TWIST VILLIAN!

[@fishingwithdom1657]

Brutalmoose did a great video on this game omg I forgot

[@mk1ss87]

Sprooge is a malaka

[@TheBucketWielder-eq8lq]

This is the scariest bioshock game 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🫄

[@raptorskilltor4554]

Can’t wait for the sequel to be called the bipolar express

[@mythicalgiraffe23]

That’s for unlocking a fucking core memory- Jesus 😂

[@chrisperrien7055]

You should have found the secret shotgun😎.

[@ButterBlaziken230]

peak indeed

[@GridironGreek]

This game is scarier than the Shrek Superslam Pinocchio level

[@slime243]

Bruh i played this game when I was and even I knew I had to use the d pad

[@moneyman782]

Thanks for completing this game so I don't have to!

[@AsherHalperin]

Have you seen the Polar Bear in the movie? The soul has left his eyes.

[@AsherHalperin]

For the record, haven't actually seen the movie, just Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers

[@kamilDesu27]

How can I play polar express on PC?

[@knight4128]

It would of been hilarious if when she said "were almost there" a rocket hits the flying machine and it ends on a cliff hanger

[@Goober145]

Yo y tf is Bioshock listed as the game in the description😭

[@Regularsizedriri]

I've been watching you since you where on Brewstew's channel

[@pissedoffbucketguy9115]

I feel like your a dad whos talking to his friends about how weird the games his kid plays. With the way you seem genuinenly concerned over the smallest details

[@tipco415]

someone give this man veiws 🗿

[@Krispizz]

How do you die to cake 😂

[@videoman954]

Why is the Scrooge final boss battle fight eerily similar to the Solomon Grundy fight in Arkham City?

[@MikeDiggity]

Ohhh long form content? This channel bout to go boom! 💥 ehhh! 😎

[@SpyDoTF2]

12:26 PORTAL 2 MENTIONED

[@nick.100]

They made a game?

[@solarrandomvids]

Please respond, is the old style ever gonna come back? I really miss it.

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

Not sure

[@solarrandomvids]

well i'm glad that you're enjoying it and not bringing it back for just views like other youtuber who do things for views but like I just really want it back at some lol@@TheTalentlessWriter

[@hypnotic13371337]

Bro, after I was done pissing and shitting myself from playing this. I fucking screamed and hid in the tub when i opened my game cube cause it reminded me of the jack in the box, oml.