The Polar Express (PS2) is basically a horror game

[@birdiej5697]

The commitment to replay the whole game up to the shoveling coals mini game earned my like

[@carolusrex9918]

“Pizza cannot exist without the pizza man” is my favorite Mf Doom lyric

[@AskildHelland]

Bro the movie is unironically scary bruh

[@JustSomePleb]

I watched that movie high once and can confirm, made me feel like I was dying 0/10 dont recommend

[@AsherHalperin]

Uncanny valley animation

[@hkayakh]

Every kids movie was scary to someone

[@elitheratman3730]

Yeah, it’s funny how as a kid I called this movie “Scary Train”. Guess 5 year old me was right lmao

[@spingleboygle]

idk how tf this was shown in schools, warner bros had to have paid to show this abomination to 1st graders

[@proto_117]

I actually thought this movie was live action when I was little

Now, let the algorithm do Its thing!

[@Dragwhite]

i adore the idea of longer form content, hope it works out for you!

[@daymare0]

these are the long videos you want us to watch right? We got u

[@dsmntldontwitch]

4:50 scrooge hitting the fent fold

[@TrentLenkarski]

They took one of the greatest Christmas movies and made it a nightmare : (

[@jbbiron2211]

yeah, I'd still play it.

[@SunyataSilver]

This man is hilarious lmao and I genuinely enjoy hearing him tell stories and reviewing things

[@Jupyterprobably]

first and glad to see ur still uploading regardless of the stress we appreciate you :)

[@W0m4ri]

i love the artstyle :)

[@pendr1825]

Bro replaying the game all over again is the kind of perseverance I aspire to have. You deserve as much hot chocolate as you want.

[@MrJeffBalkaner]

I really appreciate the portal 2 reference you made at the conductor segment of the game.

[@pedroakiras.3221]

Bro if this movie was realistic this polar express actually would be a kidnapper

[@Sleeper_Pills]

I think Resident Evil Biohazard was a really good game

[@Shazol-]

I agree

[@Xenomorphmaindbd999]

Same

[@B1k1n13ottom]

its top 5 fs

[@justsomehungarian]

I remember seeing a youtube no commentary gameplay video about it when i was 12. Still don't know what i watched.

[@hypnotic13371337]

Bro, after I was done pissing and shitting myself from playing this. I fucking screamed and hid in the tub when i opened my game cube cause it reminded me of the jack in the box, oml.

[@knight4128]

It would of been hilarious if when she said "were almost there" a rocket hits the flying machine and it ends on a cliff hanger

[@Gray2359]

Yes KZbin the game he is talking about is totally bio shock.

[@KirbyIsCute]

"As I was sneaking back, bro was even more mad." Cook: I think this needs more sugar. (Gasp) He's a mad man... A MAD MAN!

[@Tyceornagori]

Bro really wants the ticket, no puppet is going to scare him other than his dad.

[@EmmettDoyleDDR435]

Nice

[@RoyHoy]

Oh my god!!! Memory unlocked! I played this game when I was a kid! I remember being scared of it. Thank you for unlocking this memory for me!

[@EmersonKingYT]

Last video was 8 minutes, this ones 20, the algorithm is gonna love you once you get that 1 hour video out.

[@MartinLossman]

No way a 20min video

[@BenjiM514]

19:16 Mr president another Christmas blimp has hit the North Pole

[@dat_one_boi_9879]

Love these types of videos, hopefully the algorithm picks up on it. Oh and also do a video on the monster house movie video game.

[@MrM0gus]

20 minute of talentless writer just get me bricked up

[@Ponroid]

CHRISTMAS FEBRUARY 🗣️🔥🔥

[@AkiliChiume]

These longer videos are 🤌

[@SomeLocoStudios]

I remember watching the movie when I was a baby and I got hooked.

[@warehouselead]

I love these longer videos!

[@CrusadingKoala]

1:00 Ngl the car looks like part of Deadpools face

[@TonyLeigh]

Nice a 20 min video! I love the longer-form content coming from this channel. Hopefully, the algorithm doesn't ignore you now! I hate that robot piece of sh*t.

[@Powdumper09]

The game is ironically more scarier then newer horror games

[@AmberCommentsThings]

I love how Bioshock is listed as the game in the video

[@dannytoons]

Crazy how the PS2 and the movie graphics aren’t that different lmao

[@joemint5666]

Can't forget about Heroaldo and his famous magic robe, and "Syanta!"

[@Stibly]

I remember playing this at a cousin's house and had no idea what to do, so I just played the Hello Kitty game instead

[@ThegreatestJerry]

This vid showed up first on my recommended. First time you’ve been there in forever so hopefully the method is working

[@SnoopiGalupi]

The Atlas and Peabody comment got a solid laugh out of me

[@e-goose2473]

Love the longer form content ❤

[@SparkleBurgerLuv]

wow not expecting a 20min vids, not complaining

[@Shannon-f8w]

The Victorians had a tradition of ghost stories at Christmas, hence Dickens' A Christmas Carol, so the movie has that creepy dangerous edge to it and they've doubled down on it for this game. So it really is in the Christmas tradition.

[@BrooklynBoyd]

you should do more game videos like this.

[@venomsnekko]

For a while this was the only game I owned on PS2. Those were dark times...

[@DaGonkman]

I mean to be fair, what PS2 game ISN’T scary?

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

Course this movie had a game. All movies back then had video games

[@Zuper_Angel]

I dead ass laughed at the "Christmas 9/11" joke.

[@Koolraid0]

"Santa a 2nd sleigh is heading or the south toy workshop!"

[@LeBronBron69]

Scrounge has the fent fold

[@slime243]

Bruh i played this game when I was and even I knew I had to use the d pad

[@vigi1antvort3x41]

I tried this game on my PC and it was exactly as you described. How is the conductor not fired for child endangerment? Lol

[@Chillyofffical]

Hope you get 400k bro

[@HugeSleep]

I remember this game as a kid even then I could tell that this game was weird. But I never would have predicted the last boss, where you fly to where the elfs are then you have to shoot santa with a m16 just bizzare really

[@toastieprotogen6005]

may the algorythm bless you for all the pain

[@imperialguard28]

"Caribou?"😲

[@legometaworld2728]

Polar Express was more or less a horror film to be fair. Who remembers that part with all the broken puppets?

[@raptorskilltor4554]

Can’t wait for the sequel to be called the bipolar express

[@rolandov8761]

Wow they made a scary video game? That’s bizarre

[@subtolyubthepro]

Bro is on that GRIND

[@uma_guma]

somebody farted farted farted

[@AsherHalperin]

Have you seen the Polar Bear in the movie? The soul has left his eyes.

[@AsherHalperin]

For the record, haven't actually seen the movie, just Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers

[@tvzone2]

Bro I peed myself watching the movie when I was little, although I was around 9. I just felt uncomfortable with 3d animation at that time😅

[@GridironGreek]

This game is scarier than the Shrek Superslam Pinocchio level

[@toasted_fedora]

SCROOGE HAD THE FENT FOLD

[@SomeRandomDude-c5r]

Scrooge literally turned into Spamton in that game

[@SomeRandomDude-c5r]

Polar express x deltarune be like

[@Afraid_Star]

Never new this game existed i only ever seen the movie

[@notyoshi124]

The algorithm is not cooking

[@ElectrikStatik900]

KZbin: Looks like Bioshock to me.

[@mrfriendly504]

I know what you said in the other video but 20 minutes? Lets go!

[@tr_aux]

20 MINUTE VIDEO gota get food for thus

[@ButterBlaziken230]

peak indeed

[@nick.100]

They made a game?

[@SomeOne-rw6gz]

Hey a long video!!

[@mythicalgiraffe23]

That’s for unlocking a fucking core memory- Jesus 😂

[@moneyman782]

Thanks for completing this game so I don't have to!

[@CharlesWrightJackson]

Why did every movie before need a game tie in

[@michaelmonetti9900]

Wait, Wasn’t The Conductor playing the Puppet Scrooge in the movie?….TWIST VILLIAN!

[@SpyDoTF2]

12:26 PORTAL 2 MENTIONED

[@TheBucketWielder-eq8lq]

This is the scariest bioshock game 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🫄

[@chrisperrien7055]

You should have found the secret shotgun😎.

[@Soup_Time346]

11:30 this part kind of made me feel for the guy Why did you give him so much lore😭😭😭

[@NippieMan]

Great video

[@Inkbower]

Do you think you'll ever make a video with the old art style. The polar Express also traumatized me

[@DrasticFox2004]

12:55/12:57😂

[@DrasticFox2004]

15:01 15:16

[@mk1ss87]

Sprooge is a malaka

[@RashidMadeMe]

Bro I fucking love your vids never stop, -fellow New Yorker

[@SuperDeez23]

20:04 That's what you call an anti-climatic ending

[@toastieprotogen6005]

a comment as sacrifice to boost this in the algorithm

[@TheTexanReich]

W bioshock playthrough my man

[@YannisKarageorgiou]

You, Dantes and Archimedes everyday prove our people's excellence

[@Eliassthepro]

I’d really like a video discussing the Apple vision pro

[@Eliassthepro]

Really nice content btw

[@Granola_Bar7]

HOLY FUCK A MORE THEN 5 MINUTES VIDEO YESSS WE LOVE EEEEE U

[@videoman954]

Why is the Scrooge final boss battle fight eerily similar to the Solomon Grundy fight in Arkham City?

[@Halfaway_Shorts]

9:08 actually to me it looks more like an Amy rose hammer

[@pissedoffbucketguy9115]

I feel like your a dad whos talking to his friends about how weird the games his kid plays. With the way you seem genuinenly concerned over the smallest details

[@fishingwithdom1657]

Brutalmoose did a great video on this game omg I forgot

[@samba1one531]

I hate the Polar Express! It sucks, and the teachers would force us to watch it every year around Christmas. Not the full thing, just the first, like 50 minutes. Additionally, the teachers would get so excited when the part where the train skids off the ice happens, idk why.