The Poop Express

I will not be making money on this video. I hope you like it!
#memes #laugh #funny #ytp #christmas #comedy #christmasmovies

[@jaxonsmith5575]

"This is the brake." "And thats the brake." "And you're a brake." "And my mom is a brake." "And Im gonna brake your spine."

[@shrekardo]

😂😂

[@Funnemonkeman]

​@@lunanight4016 🤓

[@Jeremonkey90]

one word: Dream?

[@GalexyGamer596]

@@lunanight4016 lol

[@nachyochez750]

@@lunanight4016 r/woooosh

[@VidralliaArchives]

4:42 I don't even know why it's so funny when he just points to a giant-ass pope and says: "There... is the pope." *dramatic trumpet sounds* XD

[@PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl]

LOL

[@shrekardo]

I know right

[@kristamiller2931]

It's "There is the North Pole"

[@AR18123]

I’m Catholic, so I was dying of laughter at the Pope references

[@jamespeterson101]

I think that's a french horn. Not that it matters tho :/

[@JewelpetDecoPreCure-im4lm9js5v]

0:39 the transition from the meme to the actual movie, is legendary 😂

[@Astro_Franco]

245 likes and no replies i’ll fix that

[@Thomas-os2oh]

2:55 "But..." "BUTT!" *wild laughter*

[@devpizzasverycoolsomechann241]

So what exactly is your persuasion on the big BUTT

[@QuandaleDingle001]

Ikr 😂

[@kylegamer2429]

B u t t XD

[@prj3kt111]

No words can describe this. Only laughter.

[@prj3kt111]

Polar Drift.

[@Captanimations]

True

[@GodzillaGamerTv54]

To make matters worse. My humor got ruin by TikTok😭

[@jammydodger5326]

Surly that's a word....

[@tylermochi2734]

Right

[@hydro4907]

All the gun parts had me dying 😂😂😂

[@Jeremonkey90]

Same

[@Thefunkymonke69]

Good one dude

[@NeonColor42]

"Hold this for me" *Pulls out a .50 Desert Eagle*

[@amadeosendiulo2137]

💀

[@grantwells4491]

@@NeonColor42 0:55

[@mathscraw3741]

4:32 The harmony between conductor's movements while maintaining his balance as a dance and the music is just poetic.

[@blockbusterhero2989]

Bro went like 🕺

[@elihansen6669]

What is that song name

[@CHROMZZ0]

Bro that part goes so hard

[@CHROMZZ0]

​@@elihansen6669beat um down

[@starnight940]

@@elihansen6669the song/phonk is called “Beat Them Down”

[@sonicscoolchannel9134]

2:48 oh you better eat this

[@kylegamer2429]

*(Eats the whateveritis and vomits disgustingly)*

[@twelved4983]

@@kylegamer2429that’s a tide pod. You’d probably die

[@aidansassaman4835]

I almost died of laughter during this video but the part where Tom Holland dusted was hilarious as heck.

[@Jeremonkey90]

I didn’t get the reference at first lol

[@shrekardo]

Oh thanks, you’re the first I’ve seen who mentioned it I think. I thought it was pretty funny

[@matthewbanyots8094]

When was that?

[@aidansassaman4835]

4:09

[@finniethepooh165]

RIP, Hom Tolland

[@tjthedj6871]

"what about him?" "Nope." Damn💀💀💀 5:03

[@maryhannahsmith9307]

Best part of the video!😂

[@carleen_the_riot]

My favorite part

[@user-cv3dx6ky6m]

What about him nope

[@Daydr3amer23]

That part made me spit of laughter

[@Jestrjess]

Yeah, the conductor ain’t opening that can of worms

[@gyx1565]

“Excuse me.” “Question?” “What about him?” “…Nope…” 💀

[@taralang7812]

We don't talk about "Him"...

[@FriskDrinksBrisk]

@@taralang7812 no no no no

[@sabrinaicestaff]

My brain immediately went "..He's either making an atheist joke or a jewish joke....neither are good, but neither are complete trash."

[@maryhannahsmith9307]

“What about him?” “Nope.” Hahaha best part!

[@tailzz6969]

5:03 ikr lmao

[@grimgamer4154]

“On Christmas Eve many years ago I lay quietly in my bed” Shresh: DEAD 😂

[@Vendetta_Armada80]

That Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

[@KhaosInductionCreator]

“AHHHHHHHH-“ “AHHHHHHHHHHHH-“

[@MapleMountain768]

Who is shresh?

[@Lilahjadelove]

Ohio Shrek “shresh of course”

[@andrewmangano3618]

Shresh😊

[@johnnytheyoungmaestro]

This was very well-done, but my favorite part was definitely the one where the conductor talked to his double. "YOU!" "You." 🤣🤣

[@shrekardo]

Thanks

[@bluebuckel7050]

you

[@ryanc.510]

You

[@Msp2_Ashlyn]

You

[@viperlord487]

Then the triple

[@ho_howzit3350]

"Dream?" 2:29 that caught me off-guard 🤣

[@animestrife0094]

The song at 4:26 is Jake OHM - Beat Them Down for anyone wondering (I was searching for it for ages)

[@Cosmetic_Astro]

4:33 this is the coolest part 🔥🔥

[@spartyontop]

Lol the coolest yet the funniest part because it looks like the conductor is dabbing yet dancing too. 💀💀

[@olimckevitt7522]

Whats the song

[@theheeg1204]

I replay it to much

[@bassguitarplayer09]

I need the song

[@briantuazon5259]

Me too I also need that song

[@Eli_the_fiend]

4:18 that was some smooth editing.

[@shrekardo]

Thanks man

[@Sousaboi865]

What’s that song there?

[@Jeremonkey90]

Agreeed

[@SophisticatedWaffle]

*yes*

[@IzzyBill]

@@shrekardo can we confirm that this meltingman234 guy is legit He says he helped you edit

[@warriorpredator128]

The timing at 4:32 is amazing! And the horn when the train drifted fitted so well! Great job!

[@minahuntress]

tokyo drift 😂

[@VegetaPrince29]

Train drift 🤓👍

[@aidans_invasion]

5:24 amazing reference

[@Eyeball...]

2:00 made my laugh SO hard

[@jacobguerrero5350]

Same

[@arloc357]

Sode🗿 made my laugh so hard two

[@itsroskull6327]

Bro me too, what is that video from

[@MinecraftAchievers]

did you saw dream in (2:31)

[@Leeeleee17]

I can’t breathe

[@Crazy_Rabbids]

5:17 No wonder why the train conductor has been so harsh on everyone in this entire train trip. It was Remy's father, Django, who was manipulating the Train Conductor this entire time. But the real quastion is… How can Django controll the Train Conductor if he has a bald spot on his head? 🤔

[@shrekardo]

😳

[@Gabriel2005Gaming]

2:12 this is how it feels like he acts throughout the movie

[@GenerationX1984]

Quite possibly the most annoying character. And for a know-it-all, half the stuff he spews is b.s.

[@legogamer8120]

3:31 The engineer? *tf2 starts*

[@ethanwells2465]

1:41 I literally couldn't stop laughing LOL

[@ppggddtt1170]

1:17 LMAO I got tsar bombed of laugh

[@TruthFromTheMtns]

Me too 😂🤣 that was what killed me….

[@hyaenamagnus2131]

@@TruthFromTheMtns Same here XD

[@nickathearn4488]

funniest part

[@milabae1114]

IKR same WTF lmfao

[@mariatartaglia6379]

My favorite part 😂😂

[@joncobb9894]

3:58 is the funniest thing I've ever seen

[@kellyfondren9206]

0:18 when i close my eyes and trying to go to sleep

[@LYME-Y2K]

than you here BHAAA!

[@RipVanWinkle85]

4:26 this is my fav part of the video

[@Godsfatalstorm]

What is that song

[@RipVanWinkle85]

@@Godsfatalstorm idk

[@RipVanWinkle85]

@@Godsfatalstorm but its cool and the type of music is phonk

[@Exnomorph]

Need that song works so well with that scene 😂

[@BeagleBageler]

@@Godsfatalstorm I bielieve it’s a song called TANDEM, not sure who it’s by though. it’s by7oh2

[@bigballer151]

5:08 What about him? Nope

[@kylegamer2429]

Billy is not required to see Santa

[@Blaze_1221]

This was one of the first YT poops that actually made me laugh in recent years, no over the top word bending or anything, just good jokes with actual depth and not just SuS and eEeEeEe, we’ll done dude. 🤣

[@Muffin-man37]

Why was this train part unironically so cool 😂 4:33

[@YuhBoyPdAlo]

The crash got me tearing of laughter 2:01

[@SalaciaYT]

Wheres that from

[@Leeeleee17]

Same XD

[@YuhBoyPdAlo]

​@@SalaciaYT search up Christmas dinner in a moving van

[@carmen3461]

Yea😂💀

[@sargentthiccboi9333]

@@YuhBoyPdAlothank you so much

[@jackdoesstuff2142]

1:53 bro this part got me good💀

[@shrekardo]

The scream

[@gianfeliciano9816]

That audio effect is Love Me Again by John Newman

[@HaileySavageeSocial]

I can't stop Laughing

[@funkywunkyyy]

@@gianfeliciano9816 Fifa 14 vibes

[@Speedy710]

Me too lol

[@BobTheFacilityGuard]

4:25 had me dying😂

[@St.Raptor]

Me too. I can rest easy now. I never knew I needed that.

[@stormguard325]

It would be funny if the Penguins were actually the ones operating the Polar Express.

[@Ey3Ham]

lmao @ 2:07

[@beachlover8401]

2:38 made me laugh so hard 😂😂

[@kakiwav64]

Fr

[@Cooke125]

Sounds like a clicker from the last of us 😂

[@brightboi4291]

*[Asthma attack]*

[@slightlyistorical1776]

Mf got possessed by a seagull

[@108CAM]

The use of audio from Toy Story to increase the amount of useable words for sentence mixing Tom Hanks’ voice is amazing. Great video too

[@apacavelithadon96]

The black little girl said what about him? Conductor:Nope had me dying lol 🤣

[@declanharrell28]

The fact that the conductor and woody have the same voice actor made this a lot better

[@RoboJoseCarioca]

0:52 Conductor aims gun at main character! LMAO 🤣

[@nicenic]

Yeah bro 💀

[@SpongeBobGamerPants-ji8mp]

No its 0:59

[@RoboJoseCarioca]

4:49 His face 😮! LMAO 🤣

[@yourhighnessgaming4204]

5:00 aaaaaaaahhh

[@kylegamer2429]

POG

[@glamlam3392]

i keep replaying the part where the train is on the ice because the music is soo good😄

[@DonkeyzEatSoup]

Ratatouille under his hat is the biggest twist in cinema period.

[@ltg6686]

2:12 me when I'm trying to be rap god

[@nicenic]

True

[@AnotherGamer1911]

2:30 “Dream.” “Âręrgh.” “I’m looking for a girl.” “Hêúghę.”

[@kylegamer2429]

2:32

[@Experiment-1006]

This is the best YTP I have ever seen. Props to you Mr. Shrekardo.

[@user-hm4bg3lq8v]

This entire YTP made me laugh so hard. Keep up the good work!

[@tricky83]

4:20 pro train driving skills captain be like

[@olimckevitt7522]

Whats the song name

[@FriskDrinksBrisk]

Look at that timestamp lol

[@stnicholas1224]

No at 4:26

[@rosestroud6670]

4:02 that part made me giggle😂

[@haventhebeast6050]

Ooooohhhhh🎶🎶🎶🎶

[@brendanloughlin4002]

2:13 has me dying

[@FriskDrinksBrisk]

Ruler of everything memes be like:

[@fullofAloha84]

I showed this to my family and they started dying LAUGHING. 😂

[@thisisachannel.9727]

I don't get how this are so well done, I've never laughed so hard at a YTP in my life!

[@shrekardo]

Wow thank you 🙂

[@WigThatFlewOffFloptok]

4:58 I laughed so hard😂

[@truthnetwork-kt3uq]

This is probably one of the best transitions from movie to meme. Its almost magical lol

[@dineez627]

These edits had me laughing. Top notch video!

[@galaxyimposter4644]

2:38 Literally my favorite part 😂

[@Vito_Caligiuri]

Literally? Compared to just being your favorite part..maybe you meant figuratively? Or metaphorically

[@funkywunkyyy]

*Dies from wheezing*

[@KingofDrums8]

Same that my favorite the wheezing is so funny lol 🤣

[@x-x000x-x2]

1:10 had me rolling 😂😂😂

[@riLeYyyyYyyyyyyYyy]

SAME

[@Gojo_TheGreat]

Bombastic side eye

[@haz2968]

This whole thing was put together so well. Every clip fitted into the next. Congratulations 👏👏👏

[@camothedj4953]

These videos helped distract me from a break up. Thank you 🙏🏼 I needed this

[@amphibiatransitfanyt]

5:34 The Polar Express: No Way Home

[@pyr0.04]

I was thinking that it would make the Taco Bell ring when it landed. 😂

[@cheesezoomin]

1:35 made me laugh so hard😂

[@kylegamer2429]

1:33 And in case you weren’t aware, _that cord is for sus purposes only._

[@LuckyLocomotiveOFFICIAL]

_Oh my god…_

[@user-ji7kn3ul3v]

@@kylegamer2429comedy gold

[@piperhfj]

i find it hard to believe this was only made a year ago, this perfectly captures late 2010's ytps, but in a good way

[@That1idiot18]

This was my favorite movie. I watched it so much that one DVD burned out. Thanks for doing this! Very funny

[@jamestheredenginefan5268]

"IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, THAT CORD IS FOR S A U C E PURPOSES ONLY!!!!!" - Hom Tanks

[@shrekardo]

😂

[@Jam569]

*sus

[@FriskDrinksBrisk]

@@Jam569 what kind of sus purposes?

[@klomber]

0:30 i did not expect that tbh

[@radensakura528]

The best form of comedy is your ytps

[@radensakura528]

Who don't agree?

[@Starstalker786]

Bro you almost freaking killed me that was so hilarious

[@Sam_Leviathanexe]

1:47 well... lemme remind you, we are on a very tight schedule-aaaaaaaaiiiii need to know nowww

[@funkywunkyyy]

fifa 14 is canon in this universe :pog:

[@yourhighnessgaming4204]

1:53

[@kylegamer2429]

AAAAAAAAA

[@4737Studios]

1:29 had me on the floor in a laughing fit 😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@LWYRUP05]

2:27 what did he sayyy

[@Karat260]

Every year I watch the polar express around Christmas, I think this counts as my yearly watch.

[@A_Swarm_of_Waspcrabs]

0:35 "Keep my wife's NAME out of your damn mouth!"

[@shrekardo]

😂😂 I should have put that sound over it!

[@Funny_frogdude_very_weekend]

I wanted this ever since this movie was in theaters. This is a masterpiece, it deserves to be in a museum.

[@Miguel-qm2mb]

Please make a part 2 all of this was so funny!!!

[@kingkaleb5600]

This is just pure awesome. Keep up the wonderful weirdness!!

[@ainehaley2934]

This part got me dying 1:17

[@Oak_daballer]

Bro same😂

[@cujoedaman]

Girl: What about him? Conductor: Nope. Man, the conductor is savage.

[@therealronniej]

“What exactly is your persuasion on the big butt?” 🤣🤣

[@onechezzyboi]

3:00 😂

[@trainfun5567]

I was literally laughing my butt off especially on the hot chocolate part when they went down the sharp hill and even the part where the conductor pulled out a gun

[@jonathandunn7853]

I can’t make out what he said at 3:10 I haven’t laughed at YTP like this in a while!!😂 great job!

[@rob3rtbigtoegaming431]

“Do you believe in sUus?” -Magical man on top of the Pope Express

[@adamcuneo7189]

What is sUus? Lmao

[@Silentstorm918]

1:20 I laughed so hard at that😂

[@Taiusbro]

you deserve to make money on this, I love it.

[@goricaivanov4545]

This is the best KZbin Chanel that every videos make us laugh 😂

[@LegoLiam1803]

3:42 missed opportunity to put the Hobo’s wheeze laugh here.

[@PastorOogway]

3:17 my brian when I'm trying to park in a small space

[@houstonhensley9324]

I love how when he pointed the gun at him it changed from a 1911 to a Desert Eagle

[@SickgamerYT]

i had to pause the video 100 times because i couldn't breathe from laughing so hard

[@-TheMuffinMan]

Shrekardo, you never cease to amaze me with how you can bring a smile to my face even on the darkest of days.

[@shrekardo]

I got you muffin man 👉

[@-TheMuffinMan]

🥹

[@carleen_the_riot]

What a wholesome conversation this is

[@Florkie]

4:10 omg

[@thevarietychannel1017]

Who is that? Is that supposed to be Tom Holland?

[@QuandaleDingle001]

@@thevarietychannel1017the one and only

[@thevarietychannel1017]

@@QuandaleDingle001 I get the reference now. Infinity War, right?

[@QuandaleDingle001]

@@thevarietychannel1017 yep yep

[@thearmoredgoat2469]

Why have I not seen this before? It’s been almost a year, and this is the greatest YTP I’ve seen in years!

[@stellaclairecreations5036]

“Waiting for a sound I could never hear.”: HEEHAW DONKEY GO BOOM

[@BaconPuncakesX]

memes aside, we can all agree that this was the best movie of our childhoods.

[@tylerlange1623]

aint no way 25.1972° N, 55.2744° E recognize these?

[@user-ob3kc5wq6e]

​@@tylerlange1623did you seriously have to tell him his coordinates OVER A GOD DAMN KIDS MOVIE?!?

[@ishan4763]

the coordinates are the burj khalifa@@user-ob3kc5wq6e

[@partyfoxdavy]

5:02 nope (I'm dying!!! 😂😂😂😂)

[@spartyontop]

4:26-4:34 (I’m dying here!!!💀💀💀

[@opossumofdarkness]

I got the bright idea to have this as my dinner-time entertainment. I have almost choked several times.

[@SoutheastWarrenEAS]

Dude the train drift scene with the Madagascar movie and the song was the best I've seen so far ngl, bravo my dude bravo 👏👏👏

[@goricaivanov4545]

2:02 got me laughing 😂

[@lillywright2227]

I died 0:08

[@Phantom-_-Crash]

The Gandalf one got me 😂😂😂 I love LOTR so much

[@autisticdoggo.]

4:15 that transition from the movie to toy story was… 👌