Giving someone diamond water instead of diamonds is like giving someone used water from a carwash instead of a car...
@thomascampr9 жыл бұрын
Comparing Lobster and Dog food.
@JustWickedSwede8 жыл бұрын
+HK Normann Instead of giving them water, piss in their mouth!
@paaawna8 жыл бұрын
+Broseph Stalin nah
@paaawna8 жыл бұрын
+Broseph Stalin nah
@user-vr7kp8vd1i8 жыл бұрын
+Broseph Stalin yes
@xZippy8 жыл бұрын
I put my love energy in people's drinks and I get arrested for it...
@sazm19988 жыл бұрын
Yay lmao
@goblinbuilder8 жыл бұрын
persian pop body fluid princess
@albertquigley52368 жыл бұрын
ew
@pinhead70828 жыл бұрын
oml XD
@phillach51817 жыл бұрын
i hope you dont work at a bar
@yucca54977 жыл бұрын
"It has a pH of 9.5" Great, I've always wanted to drink baking soda...
@boppop98126 жыл бұрын
Yucca it's basic af
@bradyf68616 жыл бұрын
Yucca the perfect ph is actually 7 not 9.5 because 9.5 means it’s to acidic and it’s not healthy
@boppop98126 жыл бұрын
Brady Faller r/whoosh
@sheddenw6 жыл бұрын
alkaline*
@jacobp.20245 жыл бұрын
The lower on the Ph scale, the more acidic something is. The higher on the Ph scale something is, the more alkaline something is.
@Thatonedude9178 жыл бұрын
I can only afford cubic zirconia water
@Agent1W8 жыл бұрын
+Thatonedude917 And you can only afford to have it blessed by a middle-aged Mexican woman lol.
@Thatonedude9178 жыл бұрын
Agent1W [poverty intensifies]
@Gakulon8 жыл бұрын
zircon CWYSTALS
@CallieMasters50007 жыл бұрын
I drink rhinestone water blessed by hillbilly hicks. It's rough, but really cheap.
@cassielujan19477 жыл бұрын
This is my fave comment
@honeydane56468 жыл бұрын
diamond water enema
@julianajesus14218 жыл бұрын
the purest way to enema
@johng76378 жыл бұрын
dont use a bag, use a bucket
@Bing35P8 жыл бұрын
do it!
@zodiakas77448 жыл бұрын
no bucket required
@puppi34568 жыл бұрын
the lady actually did make a video reacting to the water project video and talked about doing it! I recommend watching the video.
@pepelepep88484 жыл бұрын
2014: Diamond Water 2019: Gamer Girl Bath Water I want to go back...
@businessmanperson78744 жыл бұрын
Me to but to 2019
@GoAvs-yp6ys4 жыл бұрын
Pepe LePep, how you liking 2020; even better, am I right?😅😂😪
@thenarrator19214 жыл бұрын
To be perfectly fucking honest, bath water sounds more useful (sexually) than diamond water, and you get at least diluted pussy juice.
@itskazooie34614 жыл бұрын
What 2013 to normal water because me too.
@user-gn5ln3ic5b2 жыл бұрын
You can take away the bath water, but that still doesn't solve the problem. We need to send the people who buy that shit straight to a shower that has nothing to do with any water, if you catch my drift.
@EllipseKore8 жыл бұрын
over 9 pH? that's some pretty basic water...
@Cellatu8 жыл бұрын
it's acid...
@Cellatu8 жыл бұрын
+eyraxy98 shit that's true I gotta go back to middle school
@Oken1118 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there ;)
@TheNewMaxico8 жыл бұрын
basically
@bobthecodmaster35588 жыл бұрын
Basic dude basic is like 5 to 7 ph.
@sahilgupta56678 жыл бұрын
That shit's gonna neutralize the stomach juices.
@radil8 жыл бұрын
Actually, it's not. When you neutralize stomach acid with an alkaloid you get a really strong rebound effect afterwards. You're better of with a PPI.
@radil8 жыл бұрын
It wouldn't make much of a difference. Your gastric chemoreceptors would still notice the pH difference if you change it enough for it to make a difference , and they would order the increase of acid production. When you use a PPI, for example, it inhibits the production itself, so you don't have as much of that problem.
@bangthehankers19858 жыл бұрын
PPIs are fucked too. I just used deglycyrrhizinated licorice when I had a stomach ulcer, which I gave myself after taking part in a stupid dare. Followup endoscopy showed it completely healed.
@radil8 жыл бұрын
Yeah well, no-one has been able to find any prove that it is actually effective, if it worked for you that's great, you should always start at the bottom and work your way up regarding symptomatical treatment, but for all we know maybe your ulcer would've went away with or without the licorice.
@mangomania73218 жыл бұрын
wtf? because he is a fucking AMAZING actor!!!!
@MEUAR7 жыл бұрын
The Persian Pop Pretzel.
@ApexAhmad5 жыл бұрын
PERSIAN POOP PRINCESS
@abbyreaves5955 жыл бұрын
Why did both of these make me laugh out loud?
@xx_ratfucker321_xx24 жыл бұрын
The persian pop pistol
@Ezera-hq8wr2 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@__________Troll__________8 жыл бұрын
*Diamond water makes my throat itchy... I think I'm allergic to the blessings*
@pinkguywholikesanime11048 жыл бұрын
nah u probably have a cancer
@__________Troll__________8 жыл бұрын
I'm the weird guy who likes anime What? Why didn't you get tested before you made love to me, I thought I was the only one with you.
@pinkguywholikesanime11048 жыл бұрын
Troll It's ok tho we have cancer
@DeanCalhoun8 жыл бұрын
Allergic to blessings? That just means you're a demon, no biggie.
@__________Troll__________8 жыл бұрын
Dean Calhoun Thanks, that's a load off. Been wrongly identifying as a vampire for the longest... but they don't exist.
@arctosgames7 жыл бұрын
'Diamond Water has a no return, no refund policy. Your satisfaction is extremely important to us.' XD Seems like a bit of a contradictory statement here.
@Erik3E7 жыл бұрын
I sell yellow water. 100$ a bottle.
@publiusscipio56977 жыл бұрын
Erik3E I sell brown water for $50s
@goober18467 жыл бұрын
I sell enema water $250 per water
@Erik3E7 жыл бұрын
***** 100$ Extra and its a deal
@foxsisters62576 жыл бұрын
conner rodrick i sell red water. $250 a bottle
@itsverydankytfortniteapexl55886 жыл бұрын
I sell green water for 420 dollars.
@SantaWithGuns8 жыл бұрын
Boxed water is better
@erikmartinez72778 жыл бұрын
milk in a bag, tho.
@Lucas-qo5go8 жыл бұрын
+Erik Martinez hahahahahaha
@frankieashworth69428 жыл бұрын
+Hector Cortez especially in cardboard boxes
@pjotr46028 жыл бұрын
+Hector Cortez Diet water bro
@cindyle87598 жыл бұрын
Gluten free water bro
@AndrisSkullcandy8 жыл бұрын
WillIAM: First, its not water.. WillIAM: First, its not out yet.. WillIAM: First, its not a watch..
@kayamari12448 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@rapaladude8 жыл бұрын
+Kayla Shield this emoji shit in the comments have got to stop...
@AndrisSkullcandy8 жыл бұрын
Rapaladude 😂😂
@leecairnduff80218 жыл бұрын
+Andris Skullcandy That was funny and original
@maxpevtsov74327 жыл бұрын
Andris Skullcandy
@EnergyCuddles7 жыл бұрын
You can't force your body's pH value to change. As soon as it senses a change in the very sensitive equilibrium, it gets right on that shit and counteracts your vanity.
@borntobebroken7 жыл бұрын
lool
@ToxicallyMasculinelol7 жыл бұрын
bullshit, if i can dramatically increase my body's salinity by reading an internet comment i disagree with then i can control its pH too
@somekid58717 жыл бұрын
Herr Treecko yeah I can change it by pumping the fuck out of my body with hydrogen
@user-gn5ln3ic5b2 жыл бұрын
That's true, every time I smoke crack, I feel sober again in like 30 seconds.
@PRubin-rh4sr2 жыл бұрын
@@user-gn5ln3ic5b You just gotta smoke more for a long time until your body breaks down, then you can get high for longer
@Syrence.8 жыл бұрын
So pure it purges every single cell in your body.
@OriginalPai8 жыл бұрын
I'm currently working on conflict diamond water.
@theomckeon99318 жыл бұрын
testicles
@SomeRandomFellow8 жыл бұрын
I applaud you for that
@az0936798 жыл бұрын
Nice meme . i will try to get dat blood diamond for the fun of it
@thebigh47528 жыл бұрын
Laughed so hard I snorked. Damn you.
@quitepipe8 жыл бұрын
"Diamond (De)Beer" anyone?
@chrismartin11627 жыл бұрын
She cleaned diamonds with water... And sold it.
@AlexO-sx6ff8 жыл бұрын
I'm launching a brand of water that contain real minerals out of my kidney. None of that fake diamond water shit.
@IceIceOreo7 жыл бұрын
Alas Exile I wanna pre-order .... although it's late.
@elislee27737 жыл бұрын
Alas Exile piss?
@borntobebroken7 жыл бұрын
no its gold water
@wehrlerichard8 жыл бұрын
Papa John''s Diamond Pizza blessed by the Pizza Papa Prince himself, Bo
@AndreasIndustriePro8 жыл бұрын
pizza papa pope is better
@vashspecter8 жыл бұрын
and this Papa Prince pizza modded my prank to sexist against me!! DDD:
@MickieDsNuts8 жыл бұрын
bo's in the house REALLLYYY
@starship98746 жыл бұрын
Lost
@aaron95347 жыл бұрын
Pure H2O has a pH of 7. That's some polluted ass water.
@Glimmeringicepuppy7 жыл бұрын
Aaron Goldsmith yeah but even filtered water isn't pure H2O. just like breathing pure oxygen is not the same as breathing air, drinking water isn't the same as pure H2O. but yeah that's not quite water at that point. but then again they probably don't even know what the ph value is, so that may not be accurate.
@jujubear30495 жыл бұрын
Water isn't a ph level of 7. Water isn't neutral it's slightly aciding has a PH of 6.5-6.8 something like that. And PH 7 water is distilled water.
@jenm15 жыл бұрын
Juju Bear Distilled water is 7, but it quickly becomes lower in pH due to water's extreme polarity. CO2 has high polarity, and it dissolves into distilled water easily.
@aaronarmstrong16425 жыл бұрын
Aaron Goldsmith what is ASS WATER
@MrSen4lifE5 жыл бұрын
@Braydyn de Blois No, it isn't. Please don't spread alt-med myths.
@MrInsertfunnyname8 жыл бұрын
Making the ph higher DOES NOT make you healthier than before.
@MrPaco3427 жыл бұрын
yes it does, google it fam
@dwong23057 жыл бұрын
Farting Toast "Google it fam" Google is so reliable
@Viroh7 жыл бұрын
Console Cake Lol yea cos libraries are a way more reliable source than the virtual library which has the newest most precise information ever. GO TO LIBRARY GUYS
@omba53687 жыл бұрын
Go to library
@dwong23057 жыл бұрын
Temmie Go tew libbrei
@Brettfromla10 жыл бұрын
Now if the Persian penguin princess drinks the diamond water and pees it out into a bottle, how much does that cost? Can I get some of that? That would be a special blessing I think.
@johntom_fnq10 жыл бұрын
If diamonds are a girl's best friend, then what does that make diamond water? Blood diamonds?
@GetTheFO10 жыл бұрын
No, blood diamond water is only available for a limited time each month.
@Brettfromla10 жыл бұрын
GetTheFO I probably shouldn't comment, but that's frickin hilarious.
@noah123079 жыл бұрын
Blood Diamond water is only sold in the Congo.
@insomnimatics7 жыл бұрын
8:04 "This's Ethan". Anytime I hear that I instantly associate it with Bradberry. Papa Bless.
@jackgillespie34318 жыл бұрын
I paused the video to search how much this great product was after they never mentioned it and when I pressed play the next words were "How much does this diamond water fucking cost" followed by them looking at the same page I just fucking googled. all I can say is I'm glad I had Will.I.Am's 'The Pulse' on or my mum wouldn't have sensed my bad vibe and talked me out of drinking bleach
@printidle69278 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Bunnytheclownslayer8 жыл бұрын
This comment is gold
@printidle69278 жыл бұрын
The purest.
@danielbeaman62608 жыл бұрын
dood are you red vibing right now?
@adamryan35348 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@TeddyPicker1918 жыл бұрын
2:40 when he starts yelling to Sean and the cough at the end. Comedy gold boi
@selenabromez63896 жыл бұрын
TeddyPicker191 One Year Latyer.. I want a Cough shirt so bad. Hittin up the god church merch maverick brooo store.
@PinePrince6 жыл бұрын
Ankit Patel I was in tears. That one really got me.
@youtubeuser848486 жыл бұрын
Umm ok
@abbyreaves5955 жыл бұрын
Comedy *diamonds boi
@justawallflower83495 жыл бұрын
If only she knew that they’re being sold for $2 at Ross now...
@trrsx123 жыл бұрын
This is the comment I Was looking for lol
@Beaneabean3 жыл бұрын
Really? Lol and I was thinking of buying it as a “fancy” water to give to guests at my house...
@Seekwhatwillbefound2 жыл бұрын
She invested $50,000 for the water company. Since she’s on Shahs of Sunset you see the progress. The company, since it’s also in Turkey which she’s from Iran and goes to Turkey all the time, ranges from $1 million to $10 million in company revenue. It was just suppose to be good water but affordable. The whole 7 ph to 9.5 ph people are speaking of doesn’t make as much since because it’s still in the blue area for water when tested yellow and red mean flags, other water companies have these ranges especially store brand water. It was a great investment. May look stupid to a lot of people but it’s really not.
@gahandi7 жыл бұрын
Can i buy water blessed by papa
@aaronay7 жыл бұрын
Gahandi He only sells SODY POP
@mortarsquad127 жыл бұрын
Gahandi papa blessed Pepsi max
@PlumbDrumb6 жыл бұрын
It turns yellow after he blesses it.
@leowyanqijke17454 жыл бұрын
the thumbnail kinda look like hila
@gahandi4 жыл бұрын
@@leowyanqijke1745 holy shit did u just comment on a 3 year old video lol
@angiebuo2878 жыл бұрын
Wait so it's only like 3 bucks a bottle? Isn't that just a little more than a bottle of Fiji water? I was expecting it to be like 20 dollars a pop or some shit lmao.
@minebin8 жыл бұрын
yeah but you HAVE to buy at a pack of 12. Also tastes like sink water (according to ethan)
@Josef_11868 жыл бұрын
+Janardana Rabinnur Indratama Is there something wrong with clean filtered drinking water frome the tap because we live in a first world country?
@savionallen-harding78898 жыл бұрын
+Jo Jo the Hobo it's just a thing people say when talking about bad tasting water, jeez you look like more of an idiot just for pointing this out
@deathby1kslimes9458 жыл бұрын
+Jo Jo the Hobo *Insert triggered meme here*
@CaptAUGseome7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, paying 3 dollars for a bottle full of it.
@iLOVEpalestineFOREVER Жыл бұрын
I really miss h3h3Productions especially their reaction videos. It was always such gold.
@holnrew10 жыл бұрын
9.5 pH is going to taste like shit. Not actual shit, because that's fairly pH neutral.
@TreeBeardNero10 жыл бұрын
h3h3Productions Bitch
@duon449 жыл бұрын
"it's the highest you can get on the market"
@TreeBeardNero9 жыл бұрын
duon44 Its 99999% pure m80
@coreyjwingate10 жыл бұрын
sean only bathes in the finest diamond water
@coreyjwingate10 жыл бұрын
h3h3Productions well i sure hope he didnt use any of the early prototypes, a common misconception is that shards of diamonds may have broken off into the water during the blessing process. They can be mighty sharp on a foreskin.
@robsellers841610 жыл бұрын
Corey Wingate Sean has no foreskin. It is safe.
@holdencaulfield19069 жыл бұрын
+Corey Corey in the house.
@NeccoWecco7 жыл бұрын
"How's my energy?" Completely condescending and egotistical
@Clinterpottrmus8 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't there technically be diamonds in it, because it runs past diamonds, it would Very very slowly erode the diamonds. There has to be some very small miniscule bit of diamond in every bottle
@Clinterpottrmus8 жыл бұрын
Olly Fenn But there's still diamond in there ;D
@TheTaina14238 жыл бұрын
+Olly Fenn that was hot
@nb89477 жыл бұрын
diamonds are extremely durable and unlikely to erode in their manufacturing process. if they do even run it though diamonds..
@CherryNobody7 жыл бұрын
It might actually leach some of the diamond.
@KurooTori7 жыл бұрын
Well if y'all wanna get technical diamond is one of the only crystals that breaks down continuously. It just happens very, very, veryveryveryvery slowly. So yeah I guess there is some diamond in it, but we are talking like the size of an atom.
@urlocaljelly7 жыл бұрын
Forget a Diamond! Just stick the Diamond Water water bottle on a ring and propose! The pure energy will make sure your lover says yes! Call now and receive *50* Diamond Water water bottles for the low low price of 48 dollars! Be sure to take advantage of this Hugh Mungus deal!
@JustNatax37 жыл бұрын
That's a real tongue twister, this imaginary title she has there
@Wnick566 жыл бұрын
Bubba Kush [KILL] anheuser pisswaterv?
@MiraSubieGirl6 жыл бұрын
Western Nati! I am Eastern Nåti 🇷🇺❤ We meet at last.
@lilpriest98618 жыл бұрын
9,5 pH water WTF Anyone knows what pH does bleach have?
@anintelcorei7quad-coreproc8738 жыл бұрын
like around 12
@DeanCalhoun8 жыл бұрын
Dang, they were just a little short. Would have loved to drink bleach while drinking water, kills 2 birds with one stone.
@ritz1234548 жыл бұрын
+daxtart 7 is just water found in nature alkaline water has some antioxidants so can help with antiaging and help increase immunity which is why it costs more but honestly the benefits are so minimal not worth extra price
@yoyoyoc3po8 жыл бұрын
pH7 is neutral I think. pH14 is the strongest alkaline.
@Gabu_8 жыл бұрын
+ritz2411 "Water found in nature" isn't neutral (pH 7). Most rivers are acidic.
@hgbugalou4 жыл бұрын
I wish Ethan would start yelling to a vacant Sean randomly again on the podcast.
@ivorylinesleadx2 жыл бұрын
SHAUN!
@user-gn5ln3ic5b2 жыл бұрын
It still wouldn't make the podcast funny, unfortunately.
@jackiejikariti87187 жыл бұрын
So it touches a diamond which in return does absolutely nothing. I'll take ten.
@businessmanperson78744 жыл бұрын
Jackie Jikariti 3 year laters he ascended from being blessed by the diamonds and her
@alexmartin42328 жыл бұрын
lmao this sounds like some fake satiracle shit you would hear on the radio in GTA
@Jax498 жыл бұрын
Persian Popsicle
@matepesut7 жыл бұрын
9.5 PH? WTF LOL DONT DRINK THAT
@cloroxbleach60437 жыл бұрын
Mate Pesut what?
@matepesut7 жыл бұрын
Clorox Bleach Artificially alkaline water only neutralizes acidity where it has direct contact, like the stomach and small intestine. When consumed daily, the small intestine in particular becomes overly alkaline and side effects begin to appear.
@huntersills17 жыл бұрын
Mate Pesut Don't worry. Someday when we can legally sell highly alkaline water, I'll make Diamond Bleach water. It's just Bleach but it has been blessed by me and my diamonds. Drink up 💍💦
@aneanderthalscout376 жыл бұрын
I think Bleach has a competitor with Diamond water cause having huge chunks of Diamond can fuck you up when ingested and same with bleach lol.
@georgerussell29476 жыл бұрын
Clorox Bleach you're already alkali enough
@NunYahbisnas10 жыл бұрын
I only do enemas with the purest diamond water.
@rockleesmile10 жыл бұрын
Thanks for another hilarious video!
@Hanky.SSCorp10 жыл бұрын
DONKEH
@gasolinebased10 жыл бұрын
@jasminmustafic23239 жыл бұрын
NICK!
@joebean29499 жыл бұрын
Nick! Love your videos!
@Briggsey969 жыл бұрын
None other than thre broccolismile himself
@Brunn01219 ай бұрын
God how I miss the good old days of h3h3
@Barny6410 жыл бұрын
I grace my toilet with my special Keyori water every fucking day, can I sell that for $34.99 plus postage and packaging?
@didntreallyknowhowlongause208310 жыл бұрын
Can I get a package? I wanna drink some keyori water
@Misterrujoz10 жыл бұрын
may i preorder a prototype boi?
@policycle979510 жыл бұрын
If you change your fucking gay ass pp
@hellsing90210110 жыл бұрын
ill buy ur water blessed with your MLG energy so it can power me trough wood 5 in league
@kairoskoh10 жыл бұрын
Keyori hey keyori, i love watching your amazing video! may i know which software do you use to edit your vids?
@Reionder10 жыл бұрын
It's sold out because Dj Khaled bought the whole stock.
@truemanamongmen10 жыл бұрын
That's because he smart.
@Teadude098710 жыл бұрын
I appreciate that
@Reionder10 жыл бұрын
矢来-満- Say his name
@LegendaryOn9910 жыл бұрын
you smart
@DiscourteousHumor10 жыл бұрын
You loyal.
@doodledove36697 жыл бұрын
I fell alseep watching this video and it made me lucid dream about santa raping me, no joke, and this video was playing in the background. Thanks Ethan.
@dogchicken46777 жыл бұрын
I had a dream last night where crickets were crawling out of my dick. Must have fallen asleep jerkin off or sumthin.
@cattabyss7 жыл бұрын
Matt F you can control lucid dreams if you want to. but you can also just let your mind wander. lol
@doodledove36697 жыл бұрын
Its ya gurl, TooEliteForYou Nah dude. I guess Lucid isn't the right word for it, but it was one of the worst fuckin experiences in my life, I wanted to die when I woke up. It wasn't that I could control my dream, but more or less that I was awake. Kinda like sleep paralysis or something... but more dreamlike.
@DopeioThePhoneBoi7 жыл бұрын
huh. I guess going to the mall around Christmas time is awkward. You can never look at that sweaty, middle aged mall Santa the same way ever again.
@aylinhijar81677 жыл бұрын
The Great TooEliteForYou a
@Ohnonoki10 жыл бұрын
The problem with these kinds of things is you never know what _kind_ of love energy is being put into your water. What if it's, like, not good love energy? You're drinking that shit!
@EyeofValor10 жыл бұрын
I'm just upset that the P.H isn't 90%.
@cman01110 жыл бұрын
see, you know whats up. youre a good man. have a good day.
@parkerblev9 жыл бұрын
Love=evoL ITS EVIL ENERGY, GAHAGAHDNDKXLSJJSAA
@trapkuma14929 жыл бұрын
I love you Misaka, you're my waifu :)))))))))))
@tonys75249 жыл бұрын
EyeofValor That isn't quite how acidity works :/
@CJAFTER59 жыл бұрын
thats the smartest scam evar!
@CJAFTER58 жыл бұрын
***** playing hard ball..
@XXLKnowitallXXX8 жыл бұрын
+hoshino yah but does Tai actually make you buy anything?
@another90daystochangethis348 жыл бұрын
+Autocratic Snowman you're cool, i want to just be like you, this "youtube pseudo-intellect"
@CJAFTER58 жыл бұрын
Russell Johnson I for one support his patreon
@another90daystochangethis348 жыл бұрын
Jonerico Who are you talking about?
@MrNFree7 жыл бұрын
I love how all this people think energy is something out of a dbz episode.
@suresren7 жыл бұрын
Senzu Bean Water
@jgguy776 жыл бұрын
suresren or the sacred water at the top of korin tower
@fungusonus6 жыл бұрын
all water has been touched by kamehameha and blessed by the super saiyan god
@KandiKlover5 жыл бұрын
retards believe mixing the water around a rock makes it have healing powers. Like I saw people selling cheap clear water bottles for $50 just because it had a crystal rod stuck at the bottom.
@markheckerman73435 жыл бұрын
But it's Diamond Water...
@Be_Gee8 жыл бұрын
9.5 pH?! That's fucking DANGEROUS! Not really, but if you drink it as water, you're fucked. Your stomach's acid, you can't add Alkaline to it like that...It'll fuck up your stomach. "When you start drinking alkaline water, normal side effects may includeheadaches, fatigue, muscle aches, a runny nose, and other flu-like symptoms. Also, your stool will likely be darker, softer, or more odorous and you may experience gas." That's for normal Alkaline water, like 8 pH NOT 9.5!!! Y'know, these days, I can't tell if people are serious, or it's /s...
@Be_Gee8 жыл бұрын
***** I'm not sure if you're trolling or not? The acid, will fuck up your body. I' honestly, rather die in a more...flashy way. Not alone drinking poison. But, I wouldn't mind watching someone drink that...
@jessw5748 жыл бұрын
And 7.5 pH to 8.0 pH is healthy range for the human body. 9.0 - 9.5 pH is dangerous and unhealthy for humans. It's way too high. Our body's natural level functions on 7.0-7.5 pH ...correct me if I'm wrong. But I'm a college student who studied biology last semester and I had to learn about the PH scale by heart for my test: that means I know what's healthy and what's not (too much acid 5.0 pH or lower) can be harmful..and the higher you go on the scale the healthier it is for your body. But not past 8.0 lol
@vegetaprinceofdrip6638 жыл бұрын
+Jess W It's fine just take a sip of some HCl afterwards and it will balance things out
@DrunkMurray8 жыл бұрын
I'm under the impression that you can dilute acids and alkaline enough that they aren't damaging but the still retain the same pH level. It's like how lemon juice is pH 2 but it's safe to drink because it's dilute. It's the same in this situation, the water's pH is 9.5 but that doesn't necessarily make it dangerous. The human body itself has a pH range it has to remain within to function properly but the things you consume can go outside this range
@Be_Gee8 жыл бұрын
MrParryCool The problem is because it's water. Something that you drink greatly. you stomach is acidic, so if you drink lemon juice you get those acidic burns/burps/disgusting painful burns, but your stomach still melts shit and does its job. But when water is 9.5 pH is consumed in great amounts (regular for water) your stomach would stop being acidic, and would basically not be able to melt shit and be useless and also this causes more problems.
@ThusRipples10 жыл бұрын
A picture may be worth a thousand words but ethan chocking is worth a billion
@jellyruss12329 жыл бұрын
Gotta love Ethan chocking!
@adaptiveplexus6 жыл бұрын
I'm going to buy diamond water and then sell my diamond urine that has further been blesses by my kidneys. I'm taking orders now.
@adaptiveplexus6 жыл бұрын
Oh I forgot, it's blessed by my love energy, literally.
@huffwuff10 жыл бұрын
Ethan, I've been practising my rekt moves for over a year now and I'd like to thank you for your teachings, thanks man
@huffwuff10 жыл бұрын
h3h3Productions I'm getting more pussy than animal control!
@leovigild_8 жыл бұрын
I was worried that normal water wasn't hydrating me and that it was all a government lie. Glad that she is putting this reasonably priced water on the market that is infused with the spiritual healing powers of glam that diamonds naturally possess. How else could I keep hydrated?!
@themandownstairs46438 жыл бұрын
yeah i thought $35 dollar water wasn't either, that is until I tried diamond water!
@error_40043 жыл бұрын
They sell this water at Ross 💀
@thatsithlord99063 жыл бұрын
Truly a diamond in the rough
@agnovium6747 жыл бұрын
9.5 ph wtf
@spicymeat44777 жыл бұрын
Agnovium It's highly acidic and terrible.
@sonikku9567 жыл бұрын
+spicy meat Acidic is below 7.
@sheila65306 жыл бұрын
Its alkaline water, still safe
@user-qn3le6cb7u6 жыл бұрын
spicy meat no it’s not. Lower than 7 Is acidic
@raquelflorence2354 жыл бұрын
spicy meat you mean alkaline
@arianlabbaf88108 жыл бұрын
I'm Persian and I've never seen that crap. Is there like a Persia on the moon?
@arianlabbaf88108 жыл бұрын
People don't even were that stuff.
@orochimina8 жыл бұрын
Shahs of Sunset is what our culture has been reduced to in the public eye, glad it got cancelled.
@guzrow59198 жыл бұрын
+Mina Nazari it's not cancelled. It aired this last Sunday. Season 5 is still running
@rapaladude8 жыл бұрын
Murica. Nuff said.
@arianlabbaf88108 жыл бұрын
The U.S.A. isn't the only country in the world...
@charlesmarchand90982 жыл бұрын
love watching old h3
@harishjoshi6808 жыл бұрын
36 fuckin dollars......thats more than my house water bill.....
@kelvinnana2058 жыл бұрын
if u live in the middle East ... that's more than your quarterly bill
@user-wh4jd8ci5h8 жыл бұрын
+Kelvin Nana not true 😒
@LoveLee_Dreamer7 жыл бұрын
Well for 12 bottles that's $3 a bottle. Which is over priced but not too bad.
@meleemastermaa14497 жыл бұрын
I could pay my water and internet with this amount.
@polnareffsaaadventure56578 жыл бұрын
That bottle looks like a potion in an MMO game... Great job, just- just great stuff, guys.
@forevermayhem274 жыл бұрын
Sad Fact: Diamond Water is still being sold today.
@roryward300810 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to fuck shit up once i'm jacked on diamond and priestess love energy!
@Cinnahawk9 жыл бұрын
When I tried it I got a rush bro this is my time
@thewowmister10 жыл бұрын
I actually use Diamond Water in some of my recipes. But here's the secret I poor the Diamond water on my nut sack and let it dribble into another bottle and I call it Ainsley Water $45.99 at your local Walmart ;)
@MrMicromunchie10 жыл бұрын
Yeee boi
@McBobface10 жыл бұрын
How many joules of love energy do I get per dollar?
@thewowmister10 жыл бұрын
McBobface You get about 2 million of my love sper...I mean energy per 10 dollars.
@imnotgoodbye59107 жыл бұрын
3:07 jump scare
@ChillhopMusic9 жыл бұрын
And thus I spent the whole sunday watching all of your reaction videos...
@Dickstick8 жыл бұрын
Isnt it somewhat ironic that Ethan has an adblocker installed in his browser?
@jjbjjv82885 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@XboxIsSoft5 жыл бұрын
Dick Stick you can whitelist KZbin so creators still get ads. 👌
@mcmxcix61053 жыл бұрын
Just imagine being the lucky guy to only just find this gem of a channel. I would fucking envy that shit.
@kg72193 жыл бұрын
It’s ok but I wish they were more concise like do we really need to pause the video for five seconds to say a sort of funny joke then replay the clip and say the joke until it’s not funny anymore?
@mcmxcix61053 жыл бұрын
@@kg7219 that's literally the entire point of commentary channels?
@strokemcfolks80402 жыл бұрын
I just find channel now you envy stroke Mcfolk
@HAZARDOUS889 жыл бұрын
First you lube, then crunch, then hydrate with diamond-water.
@fp459 жыл бұрын
2true
@daric_9 жыл бұрын
There's a sucker born every minute. I need to develop a product fro old people to relieve back tension by accessing ancestral energy or some other new age BS.
@Zeropointill9 жыл бұрын
+Daric Soldar How about old fro people instead? i'd buy that.
@BishBoshBundle8 жыл бұрын
Uses internal chi which is dormant until someone accesses it using a special cream and skype prayers (which are 100 pounds per 30 minutes) pls gib 1% of profits to me for the idea.
@El1society3 жыл бұрын
these are now in bargain stores like Ross 😹
@calcifieddirt41209 жыл бұрын
WE ARE DIAMOND DOGS
@SamuraiFool8 жыл бұрын
+Mr.Danila Not scatter them to the heartless sea
@ethanzane76488 жыл бұрын
Woahhhh HAAAAAAA
@SammEater8 жыл бұрын
+Bone Police Such lust for Metal Gear quotes... WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@Stinker20298 жыл бұрын
ayy lmao
@FMLevatation8 жыл бұрын
If I was her boyfriend for her birthday I would buy her that diamond water.
@kobifisher96986 жыл бұрын
Better hope you're still her boyfriend afterward...
@jojomakes2 жыл бұрын
She's dating one of the Michael Jackson brothers so they're all delusional lol
@lollipopgumdrop25363 жыл бұрын
Here from the podcast anyone?
@-Takamura-8 жыл бұрын
This only reminds me of "BORA BORA WATER" "You can't afford it"-sunset overdrive
@joshuadilan38328 жыл бұрын
Diamond water is unbreakable
@eliseheartless46364 жыл бұрын
Belle Delphine got her inspiration form her: *bath water*
@brianmcalinden87384 жыл бұрын
I'd rather her bath water than this shit
@James6923.4 жыл бұрын
Lol sure, if you wanna spend $50 for a tiny jar of water you cant drink.
@Zoom_GG3 жыл бұрын
Anyone come watch this after watching After Dark?
@djgiga2 Жыл бұрын
Whos still watching in 2023 Baby.
@elliotmakesart442623 күн бұрын
let’s gooooo
@GodKingRival4 күн бұрын
2024
@gb79958 жыл бұрын
Does Papa bless each pizza?
@chrisbilling2 жыл бұрын
Let me pose a question, since water has been around as long as the earth I think it’s fair to say it’s come into contact already with every precious stone in the earth so your municipal water is probly already charged with diamond energy! And every other energy!
@kakalis23234 жыл бұрын
I was skeptical, but then when they showed their energy is was like, "Oh shit son, it's legit". I now live in a diamond water fort. I sold all of my possessions, lost my job and live on the street in my bottled water fort, but man, my fucking energy is perfect.... I think 🤔
@Skitt_Skirt5 жыл бұрын
3:08 He farts while he coughs! Lmao I don't know why I find it so funny.
@adamofblastworks15176 жыл бұрын
This one time the new director for my high school's magnet program invited someone to the zero hour class for the seniors of that program. She didn't do quite enough research. The person she invited to speak was a lady trying to sell another BS health water (which might have also been part of an MLM) to students in a STEM magnet program, who were actively doing research at the town's university... That was rich to hear about.
@ShravanParthasarathy8 жыл бұрын
8:50 the beginning of vape nation
@jjboondock114210 жыл бұрын
I only drink this water when I'm suffering from success
@fortunateson60704 жыл бұрын
2014 Ethan: "Look at this "Diamond" water" 2019 NileRed: "In today's video I'll be carbonating water from diamonds."
@glowyrm7 жыл бұрын
2:40 to the *COUGH* I laughed too hard my face hurts my stomach hurts and I'm crying.
@emmaangel43828 жыл бұрын
You should get that cough checked haha
@emmaangel43828 жыл бұрын
I know, I was being stupid
@cobweb19898 жыл бұрын
+Ronan Curtis Ethan actually said in another episode that the flat in Israel had mold and he blamed his cough on that. Its cleared up loads since they moved. Though he said he used it to be funny in vids.
@emmaangel43828 жыл бұрын
Yeah I posted the comment before that video came out
@PRubin-rh4sr2 жыл бұрын
I probably watched H3's classic videos ten times over, EACH. Still fucking funny.
@Threshroge Жыл бұрын
Yes, this one is what made me initially find him to be funny. Do you think that its a good video still? Does the video still hold up to youtube standards today? If someone recreated this video and did everything Ethan did spot on, would it be equally funny to someone who had never seen the original?
@bas_ee26 күн бұрын
@@Threshrogeive been on a streak watching all these old videos for the first time ever. Never knew the old content was so good. 10/10 content, still holds up in 2024. Timeless
@calebisaac23298 жыл бұрын
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't 9.5pH deadly?
@crazycubing22388 жыл бұрын
9.5 p.H is pretty high but considering that water is 7 p.H is neutral it can't have a major effect
@thebatter77698 жыл бұрын
+CrazyCubing anything above 7.5ph can neutralize your stomach acids soooo yeah I would say it basically like drinking weaker bleach.
@SpaghettiFace28 жыл бұрын
+CrazyCubing The pH scale is logarithmic, so a pH of 9.5 is about 450x as alkaline as water.
@guccimob8 жыл бұрын
+The Batter was that a pun? Get it? Basic, basically, basic pH. No? I'll show myself out.
@KorboQ8 жыл бұрын
+The Batter Anything above 7 pH can neutralise your stomach acid IF you drink enough of it. Obviously something with a pH of 14 will neutralise it with a lot less quantity than something with a pH of 7.1, though.
@Danimite547 жыл бұрын
3:06 fucking jumpscare right there, man... Had me laughing like crazy
@larrysunshine7 жыл бұрын
This is actually perfect analogy of Apple fans.
@adamofblastworks15176 жыл бұрын
Except that apples taste good at the very least. Except this one species of apples that has the texture of grainy mush and tastes like trash.
@adamofblastworks15176 жыл бұрын
Except that Apple products are functional and do SOMETHING. I don't like Apple, but at least it's not purely garbage. I couldn't decide if I wanted to say this or the joke. So I did both.
@sandwichgrumpachung30345 жыл бұрын
@Chronically Depressed Memes Your argument was just based in so much fact. And the "don't be gay" part? Almost Shakespearean in the flow and beauty of that sentence. What a true wordsmith. Lol. Fuck off dude. Who cares? Apple or Android, they both want their shit to break or stop working as well so you can buy a new one. I'm typing this on a 5 year old Android...my iPhone 8+ broke. But yeah. APpLe Is JuSt So MuCh BeTtEr
@ariaa-s51804 жыл бұрын
Uh oh you started a flame war
@businessmanperson78744 жыл бұрын
Apple vs android is the same as ps4 vs Xbox
@Sarahdactile9 жыл бұрын
He looks like a white aziz ansari
@dicsak10 жыл бұрын
easily one of the top 10 memes, GOTTA BE
@waffleboibailbonds29985 жыл бұрын
Diamond Water 💎> Crystal Skull Vodka 💀
@jayjacobo54303 жыл бұрын
They sell these at Ross
@oskrttt94945 жыл бұрын
Bruh I had to come back to this video because I saw this water at some ghetto store for 2 dollars 😂
5 жыл бұрын
Found at reddit this was the last video without an intro! Wow ethan, great moves, proud of you.
@FageLu14079 жыл бұрын
9.5 pH WOW its like drinking detergent :)
@FageLu14079 жыл бұрын
***** Yeah and she brags how its the highest one on the market, like the higher the pH the higher the quality...