The Prison Podcast ft. Dream [Dream SMP]

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[@Technoblade]

Lore plans got delayed for a bit because people were busy IRL but Dream had the idea to do this stream in the meantime; it's a bit different than usual but I hope you enjoyed it. Regular lore returns soon

[@emobean32]

OwO

[@EbrimaYT]

Hi

[@xiaohuawang1616]

Cool

[@ryansantana9096]

Pog

[@flowskiy]

nah your good man, we will always support you!

[@DCSUN]

"Tubbo is chill." 2 secs later "I think he has nukes but that's just a hobby"

[@maltesko-nw4nf]

Time stamp?

[@batnick7230]

Lol

[@wow-roblox8370]

@@maltesko-nw4nf between 00:01 and 59:00

[@weirdowhoslikeinformation6946]

40:49 go less or forward a few seconds in the right mention

[@ygrid1493]

@@wow-roblox8370 thanks

[@pasta1932]

"Publish anything to wattpad?" 'No" "You hesitated" Im just sitting here dying of laughter-

[@phoebegrey5177]

Time stamp? ovo

[@wolfiedrawsstuff8715]

hes writing a dnf fanfic

[@milessnow4089]

@@phoebegrey5177 6:44 ish

[@princessgorg1gwen508]

Time?

[@cretaceouscrabrevolution8391]

@@phoebegrey5177 7:14

[@z.starrii]

4:53 Dream: Does this hurt you?-.- *chucks a potato in lava* Techno: I mean a little *chucks another one in*

[@firey1015]

Why did techno get hurt, I mean he has 500 million potatoes just spare rn.

[@I_GotchaPlaged]

@@firey1015 He said he had a few million more after it ended

[@jeckjeck3119]

@@firey1015 He worked hard for potatoes, and some people just throw them away.

[@firey1015]

@@I_GotchaPlaged Oh well, a couple million potato's give or take, that doesn't matter right?

[@JLmor]

NOOOOOO NOT THE POTATOES AHHHHHHH

[@West_SideC]

Techno: "Bro, you gettin' totured? Dream: "Yes!!" Techno" _"That sounds like a you problem"_

[@Yoikumo]

Or "Can't relate"

[@I_GotchaPlaged]

Well...

[@rwkxtechno6256]

Mate it’s torture not toture

[@clashofmagic6672]

@@rwkxtechno6256 well done sherlock

[@kw_2707]

@@clashofmagic6672 Sherlock is spelled with a capital S

[@xolcuh]

**DreamXD joined the game** Dream: "what?.." Techno: "I've actually seen this guy before, he broke my table."

[@xolcuh]

Timestamp: (23:57)

[@gabriellecalebq4410]

@@xolcuh thank you

[@arandomperson8563]

69th like

[@youthexe1209]

@@xolcuh thank youuuuu

[@BitterCyder]

A casual conversation

[@bigbeefyburger]

“they torture me what do you mean?” “oh you’re getting tortured?” “cannot relate” “that sounds like a you problem.”

[@brooklynnmarie1670]

you are getting all the top comments 😂

[@RongDMemer]

@@brooklynnmarie1670 sounds like a his problem

[@caseinnitrate5515]

This got me laughing so hard

[@hannah-ze6jn]

Time stamp

[@mareileriewesell4832]

@@hannah-ze6jn 4:15

[@CatQueen1323]

Canonically, Dream would just think Techno was being insane and talking to the voices in his head. And that the bell is some integral part of his delusion.

[@berigg5940]

Lol

[@akko6801]

XD

[@jjxsseu]

the bell scares away the voices in his head because it’s so loud

[@cursivebobcat8964]

Wait if dream is the only one who doesn’t stream, therefore he doesn’t hear any of the voices, does he just think everyone else is going crazy? Because others have included the chat in their canon…

[@tayloradams3993]

Honestly he probably talks to either nothing or one of Philza's crows

[@jadimatic1096]

I just realized how funny Techno is in cannon when he's talking to his viewers, from everyone else's perspective he's just shouting out into nothing at nobody like a madman.

[@berigg5940]

Lol

[@Skydefender536]

My man is breaking the forth wall

[@shawmlinsitly08]

@@Skydefender536 True

[@user-hq9qd8uy4l]

cannon

[@scarletttruffle7506]

techno : chat he’s lying dream: who’s chat

[@Eynamite]

Sam: where did you get that bell? “It was a gift from god”

[@mixxie.c]

LMAO

[@o5-1-formerlycalvinlucien60]

T’was a gift from God!

[@janguziak8406]

Sam: *breaks the bell * Bell: replaces itself

[@gilchristiancentina4834]

The reason was techno has a pearl trapdoor in the syndicate lair so he's doin it for the lolz

[@Batmanthegoat]

*god* *gived* *that* *bell* *to* *technoblade*

[@elongated_musket6353]

awesamdude: “You’re the only person that can break out Dream.” Technoblade: *Proceeds to mentally harass Dream and subject him to forced labour for the rest of eternity*

[@dreamscat895]

Meoww

[@yowebb65]

@@dreamscat895 hello 👋

[@ArriVerse]

@@dreamscat895 hi patches

[@random_mooshroomi]

TRRUEEEE

[@happyluna420_]

Lol

[@invenciblefolgore6405]

This plan is quite ironic, because I think mining fatigue is a spoon as a reference to this kind of jail breaks where they slowly open a hole with a spoon XD

[@enevy3165]

Lmaoo true

[@brawlclips3059]

Big brain comment

[@supresoft6699]

That’s the rate that they’re mining at

[@localdogs8645]

There’s something immensely entertaining about these two grown men standing awkwardly around and trying to piece together content

[@shapeswitch_mood7221]

Everyone: "TECHNO WILL ESCAPE DURING THIS STREAM WITH THE ENDERPEARL STASIS CHAMBER!!!" Technoblade: "Hey Dream let's escape through the toilet."

[@atlas_gamer2667]

People forget that he didn’t set it up beforehand

[@sukazluka]

@@atlas_gamer2667 he did

[@polarcrumpet2041]

@@atlas_gamer2667 all of the syndicate set it up

[@shrimpycumnuts6821]

yall stupid, obviously skeppy is going to break them out, duh! 🙄

[@joquii_]

@@shrimpycumnuts6821 what

[@conjuringdave5703]

Why Technoblade likes this jail: They give him free potatoes

[@onyx_gabriel]

Oooooooooh

[@odd-ysseusdoesstuff6347]

Yes

[@zentjyelldevilla3859]

Lol

[@Bruh-lp6zp]

Bell

[@mn_yt]

ah yes, _potatoes for the potato crown_

[@joannen1738]

Before prison: What? No, he's not my friend. We just have mutual interests and somewhat enjoy eachother's company while silently trying to one-up eachother. In Prison: "Friendsssss" "Personal spaceeeee" Team Chaos for the WINNNNNN-

[@viramoureux]

Mhm

[@johnsanchez8232]

YESSS

[@domino6011]

Rivalsduo is a VIBE

[@Sarah12471]

I mean... You try being trapped with one person, your gonna build your relation with them

[@SSMp315]

This hurts different after the current lore

[@Stiffano]

“It was a pretty nice table.” Dreams mind: *my guy it was a literal portal-*

[@absolutetrash7982]

When you realize that they could've escaped AND make money if they had just asked to be teleported to the nearest bell.

[@ready_get_set_go]

ehhhhh

[@some_guy_8923]

Wait isn’t there a bell system in the jail to alert if someone broke out

[@imaginebreakerr]

12,000,000 IQ MOMENT

[@nayelipages-matrajt9483]

When you realize they could've just asked for creative mode

[@vernbaa]

@@nayelipages-matrajt9483 Wdym? That's useless compared to the bell

[@MassiveCranium]

My favorite part: Dream: "I'm getting tortured" Techno: "That is a you problem"

[@silly_666]

Yes that's also my favorite part

[@ianfisher1271]

Then techno makes him punch a block for 25.7hrs. Just torturing him even more.

[@alibloo1327]

Sounds like a skill issue

[@JohnMkrv]

Someone: *fell off the building and got his skull and face crushed just like Ronnie McNut* Techno: that's a you problem

[@techgaming3074]

Time stamp: 4:15

[@phatso11]

These comments about his upload schedule aged like milk. Hope you get better soon techno

[@courtside5047]

Techno never dies

[@shoesinmysoup]

it’s not their fault lmao it’s literally a channel meme

[@mylightb4sunrise611]

I mean it use to be like it, and now still also

[@milkimusic6683]

Uh yup

[@zesu09]

its not even to do with cancer?? he barely ever uploaded

[@Had4hamsters]

This may be suppose to happen, but at 47:41 it looks and sounds like Dream just hit his head against the wall, and idk but that part just makes me laugh so hard every time.

[@tshellion3111]

I am never going to see or hear that part in the same way again.

[@micheal009]

there was even a little pat at the same time

[@ritasonka330]

Thanks for pointing this out, I missed it the first time and now I can't unsee it.

[@ideadwars6025]

**DreamXD joined the game** "I've actually seen this guy before he broke my table" 😂

[@fortnite_reacter230]

loll

[@melaniehernandez873]

That caught me so off guard LMAO

[@guatemaltecofromthestates]

XD

[@fwmaris]

What's the timestamp

[@agent6567]

24:05

[@guilmart]

“Pig makes his cellmate summon a god so he can get a bell, and then makes him punch an obsidian block with bare hands for more than 20 hours”

[@Canadian_Mapper]

ikr

[@sleepyboy9247]

This was the best stream!

[@ataldr4802]

Yea

[@JACG]

technobell

[@Tutt318]

“Must see lore”

[@chromiakocosmos8888]

Technoblade: "Dude! We get one wish!!" Dream: "Awesome! We can get out of here!!" Technoblade: "I want a bell" Dream: Dream: "What"

[@teamok1025]

XD

[@4beesTV]

26:09

[@alexviol1587]

Technoblade: I'm starting to think that they don't really care about our human rights all that much... Me: Says a pig hybrid to a teletaby with its face on its belly, so human!

[@mamba6075]

LAMO

[@reaper8086]

@@mamba6075 bruh what

[@mamba6075]

@@reaper8086 what? -_-

[@johnsanchez8232]

@@reaper8086 Huh?

[@reaper8086]

@@mamba6075 LAMO?

[@someoneyoumightknow2795]

Dream: serious rp Techno: "Do you wanna play golf?" "Ants must be snitching on the way to my pet's food." "YO A BELL, SELLOUT TIME"

[@Tqken]

This is very true

[@buildingpro25dreamsmpforli81]

LOL it's actually the FBI. POGCHAMP.

[@chimmychanga1221]

i might know you ngl

[@buildingpro25dreamsmpforli81]

@@chimmychanga1221 watcha name

[@FredTheSpider]

@@buildingpro25dreamsmpforli81 dunkachino

[@pk6232]

Techno : "Hey, well at least your aren't homeless anymore." Dream : "True" *BREAKING NEWS: DREAM JUST ADMITTED HE WAS HOMELESS*

[@fml1971]

@illusionツ hes right its was

[@masshysteria9657]

@illusionツ can't handle the truth?

[@secretidentity5177]

Underrated loooool

[@Weariful25]

Pog

[@siesta3002]

😂😂😂

[@ninjahotdog9036]

“It’ll help my retirement fund,” Hearing that now hurts.

[@Sebkir.]

that retirement fund became his brothers college funds

[@Redslayer88]

@@Sebkir. yes

[@alanamariyam]

I feel the tables turning when Dream said, "I just write things down cuz it's kinda hard to remember". I hope you know who I meant

[@techfreak2227]

Didn't get it

[@alanamariyam]

@@techfreak2227 I meant Ranboo. Y’know, the whole writing in a book thing

[@techfreak2227]

Ohhhh

[@tshellion3111]

@@alanamariyam that's also what I thought

[@bookwormboi184]

I thought that too

[@dollfur7202]

techno- “bro your getting tortured?” dream- “yEs” techno- “i can not relate at all- that’s a you problem”

[@skyriver9525]

A very Techno thing to say.

[@Eri-rl4mo]

Damn Dream getting destroyed

[@egh__]

The most techno thing to say

[@PoisonousIvy_]

@@Eri-rl4mo yo these dreams are getting owned

[@padma6182]

imagine getting tortured HAHA GUYS POINT AND LAUGH L

[@TheGlowingFairy]

Dream: *serious roleplay* Techno: Don't be shy just tell me your wattpad account

[@jeckjeck3119]

We all know he has it!

[@loyalsapph2112]

W-wattpad?!?

[@azariaasleep7621]

HELP

[@meeeeeekkk]

HELP

[@Lianna.C]

Also techno: a bell!!

[@SylviaDragon]

ironically the reason mining fatigue has a spoon icon is because its like trying to dig out of prison with a spoon.

[@muqofficial_gaming]

Well its not like they invented the spoon logo for mining fatigue

[@commentor7695]

" Even in tough times , be your most monetizable self " - technoblade , the art of anarchy Rest in peace

[@bo_Suleiman]

Dream : You seem to like Potatoes Techno : *war flashbacks* Yeah they’re pretty pog

[@dreamscat895]

Meow

[@user-vs7wi7dc8s]

@@dreamscat895 hi patches

[@mackenziewagar4278]

Lol

[@krishnav7304]

@@dreamscat895 hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm this cat lookin SuS

[@sajaanan]

Sus cat

[@cherrieee]

i like how dreamxd, a literal god, popped in and techno's first thought was "oh hey it's the guy who broke my table"

[@subormypotatowillbesad6338]

But there friends not like celebraties to each other

[@krishnav7304]

Its like god comes into your room and you're like hey what's up man.. Want some coffee?

[@matthewanso5520]

OH NO...OUR TABLE...ITS BROKEN

[@meapyboy12345]

15:29 Dream (asking Techno): how much gear do you have? Me: you probably don’t want to hear how long that list is

[@reqra73]

26:32 Dream: NOOOO you can't just wish for a bell get us out of here Techno: *Bell go Bing bong*

[@agayfbiagent7112]

*ding dong*

[@hostile_prof]

I love that during lore Techno is the only character that is completely aware of his chat and that he's streaming

[@synctrox9679]

The chat is canon as voices in his head, techno is basically deadpool lol

[@a_bizarreboiz6239]

What chat its his mind

[@pf4657]

Ranboos ender particles are canonically the chat

[@plumsnow]

@@pf4657 aren’t philza’s his crows or something?

[@alexandernguyen474]

he's breaking the 4th wall like Deadpool.

[@traceychuu]

Dream: "Does this hurt you?" * Throws a potato in the lava * Techno: "I mean a little" * Dream throws another one *

[@iamuser8095]

Timestamp?

[@traceychuu]

@@iamuser8095 4:52

[@iamuser8095]

@@traceychuu thank you

[@civilizedhuman7875]

Why are there so many techno stans ??? (I’m not a dream Stan , I’m a techno Stan , this isn’t to make you pissed , this is a compliment).

[@gabrielescaramuzzo]

@@civilizedhuman7875 probably cause this is techno's channel

[@gailcabiao9786]

"Out of prison" Techno: NAHHHHHH "bell." Techno: This is it.👍

[@user-xs7hj6zu9p]

7:14 Techno: Publish anything to um, *Wattpad?* Dream: ................ No? Techno: You hesitated! Dream: **oh god, NOT AGAIN**

[@slesser6373]

To techno: mining fatigue has a spoon because when digging with a spoon, it takes an incredibly long time

[@Amelia-ws9vj]

heist with markiplier??

[@jameswheaton379]

escapists?

[@teekaye]

Egg

[@aaronliu5560]

@@jameswheaton379 no alchetraz

[@MammalianCreature]

@@aaronliu5560 Alcatraz?

[@sarahsciarrotta]

DreamXD: you have one wish Dream: to get out of here- Techno: *A BELL!*

[@nohv7]

I love bells

[@edentague8141]

@Alex B play a bell sound?

[@TwhackyAttacky]

escaping benefits his minecraft character, the bell benefits irl techno

[@ImAdonai]

I can just imagine when Sam and Quackity finally come to visit and they only see an empty cell with a bell in it. Would be perfect if Dream and Techno somehow replaced the broken obsidian to hide all the clues. "yeah, we made the bell and used it to escape lmao" "weak prison, not gonna lie" "you guys should have thought of it"

[@sbirk3946]

26:00

[@leadstomach9397]

POV: you’re watching after techno’s big reveal.

[@sarahbyrne8070]

Sad, so give pigman views

[@lzasyr]

ah yes his yootooz plushies announcement

[@sarahbyrne8070]

@@lzasyr mhm mhm

[@ogmagma-playz5079]

Cancer :(

[@theblobnation3219]

*sad pigman noises*

[@neboulis6382]

"Don't die yet Dream I have to make money first" lol

[@vtp6903]

Dream is playing Minecraft while Technoblade is playing Monopoly: gaining tons of money while in federal prison

[@reinq_5584]

Lmaoo

[@jens1313]

Lmaoo

[@thefox7938]

Lmaoo

[@WiToDrTe_memer_plssubineedit]

he gain roughly 1589.02 dollars

[@JessicaDeVixenKitsune]

Vietnamese?!? Me too!!!

[@bigbeefyburger]

“WELL ON THE BRIGHT SIDE YOURE NOT HOMELESS ANYMORE” “TRUE” LMFAOOO WHAT- DID HE JUST ADMIT IT??

[@unicornpower2411]

Indeed

[@canon2376]

timestamp?

[@gearslayer-vn3gz]

Can't find it but definitely what he said

[@Mr.bland_]

Mufin watch some more tecnoblade streams to understand

[@unicornpower2411]

12:14

[@gamethegamegames5578]

27:29 i cant- dream regretting his life decisions makes me laugh every single time

[@danwest9628]

When he wished for the bell i laughed for 2 minutes straight. Like spit my beer and couldn't help myself. Woke up my kid. Worth it.

[@metaphysicalmonsters3667]

Techno: Steve will get us out of here Dream: *hopefully* Who’s Steve? Techno: My polar bear Dream:

[@tselmegb7388]

Visible rage

[@Lordofpsychoticrat]

I tought that it's MineCraft Steve

[@topsidesleet]

@@tselmegb7388 that is something that really describes him.

[@rudraditya6071]

Pollaarrr beeaarrr yeeeeee.

[@chrispy3085]

Give me time pls

[@snorlax7776]

Techno: “Europe can’t watch this.” “Me at 1 AM watching his stream: .......”

[@eclipse_kookoo5884]

@Blobfish r/whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

[@millyhearts]

@@eclipse_kookoo5884 not really a wooosh seeing as that wasn’t the joke

[@aleksandhrosibraj628]

Shame bro

[@eh-9014]

@Blobfish Fr

[@raven9549]

Dude same and I'm in form now rewatching and I- we aren't allowed phones

[@ItterashaiEren]

Dream: dying to get out Techno: orders a bell from GOD 🤭🤭

[@Buffy_Wuffy]

"maybe there will be two of me! then we can be double friendds :))" he sounded so goofy i love it

[@CoconutJohnny071]

Techno: We get one wish Dream: To get us out of here right? Techno: ..... Dream: To get us out of here right?

[@maltesko-nw4nf]

Lmao

[@LeoGetsNoHoes]

I bet his wish was for a potato farm😂😅🤣

[@hanklittleton4468]

@@LeoGetsNoHoes membership

[@eeveegirl009]

@@LeoGetsNoHoes YES POTATO FARM

[@meh_vibes7230]

A bell

[@Bearforlife]

This man wrote an entire section of lore to give himself a bell for youtube clout

[@chyennemathis]

Gotta make the money

[@zachcarpenter9189]

Gotta get paid somehow

[@zetanone7211]

I really hope that wasn’t a Chekhov’s Gun and is never brought up again.

[@thelegitpotato1248]

What a legend

[@mynameisasecret5320]

@@zetanone7211 wouldn't Chekhov's gun mean it would be really important? So do you want it to be important or not

[@arrowhead7863]

I know that this is weird but when his said "it will help my retirement fund" I was really sad. His life was so short. WE MISS YOU TECHNO!!! 👑🕊

[@Agsgdjdisido]

Plot twist: dream writes his dnf fanfics on AO3

[@Axcilium]

Technoblade: Bro you getting tortured Dream: Yes Technoblade: *Shame*

[@abdhulhackul2620]

S(h)ame

[@THEJPIndustry]

Prozeeds to tortoure dream with a bell

[@Tqken]

Lmao true

[@jeckjeck3119]

''Quackity did less damage to my mental state than you, Techno.'' -Dream, probably.

[@marvelprodigy199]

That sounds like a you problem

[@sdreizon3710]

TechnoBlade: "394 Members let's go!!!" Newest member: *"Zoronic"*

[@yanto-nv1uh]

Zoronic the mvp

[@bruhbrat9038]

Zoronic is so powerful he can stop the member rotation

[@diinobambino822]

Pepe nisnis

[@gr1m0ire93]

Zoronic the god

[@LifeAndDeath..]

*Zoronic the Time Controller*

[@carmenkeys8778]

I love how Techno just rings a bell and gets hundreds of new members/subscribers. While Dream is just like wtf-

[@christinebitancor3780]

Techno: I want a bell. Dream: w-WHAT?!! Techno: YOOOOOO!!!!! Dream dont die I need money. *priorities*

[@youtubesresidentfbiagent8735]

So you're telling me... a green telletubby and peppa pig are roomates in a federal prison? Seems legit...

[@eevoid1208]

So uh FBI, sir/mam, techno is a golfing peppa pig. Very inaccurate statement FBI person

[@paycheck9421]

Nah techno’s Reuben but reincarnated. But yeah he’s peppa pig

[@colabee3646]

PLZ THE PEPPA PIG😂😂

[@zfireflycs]

And God gave peppa pig a bell

[@Tqken]

Bruh 1k likes in 2h

[@ClownlyChuckles]

The intense shuffling around as dream switches his minecraft account is hilarious tbh.

[@sophielatreille1246]

FR

[@graysnail9232]

Ikr he tried to make it real but techno kept showing the character on the major part of screen where he was still lol

[@spicynoodles1111]

Timestamp?

[@savannahvang1215]

@@spicynoodles1111 23:59

[@christ2285]

he should’ve got like his sister or someone to play on that account with a script of what to say so it would be more realistic

[@christopherarevalo1010]

I think the spoon in mining fatigue is suppose to mean how prisoners take a long time to break out of jail by digging a tunnel with a spoon.

[@valtrykearnav2080]

my favorite part: technoblade: Hey floof, be quite im making content. Im podcasting with my best content creator

[@whisperingwater6402]

Timestamp?

[@dynawesome]

Are you two friends? Dream: No Techno: Yes

[@forstaken2254]

Accurate

[@SaxSIOZ]

Pretty true

[@bubbles6829]

why is that the exact truth

[@TheParrotz]

"yesn't"

[@x4eno]

Actually both of them would've say no.

[@oredenbox]

Expected: Enderpearl stasis escape Reality: Teletubbie and pig dig out obsidian toilet

[@progamer-gn2jd]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂lol

[@politicamenteincorretoportugal]

After summoning a god and using the only wish on a bell

[@BB_6w6]

LMAO W

[@huntedf0x936]

So trueee

[@virusplay5085]

Peppa pig*

[@DoYouArt534]

DreamXD: I will grant one wish Technoblade: *Asks for a bell with zero hesitation* Dream: *Has a mental breakdown because that was their one chance at escape* Meanwhile Techno: ONE OF US ONE OF US

[@thelivingtrebuchet6180]

it hurts, but its comforting.

[@ozrax5614]

sam: uhh how did you two get the bell in here? techno: we summoned god.

[@SimplyJesterFr]

"And you asked for a BELL?"

[@derontanzil6939]

Yes

[@origins414]

‘’We summoned god’’

[@RongDMemer]

Lmao

[@victor703]

Tommy would be like: playing with god in minecraft makes it really funny

[@torttilla5053]

I just love how techno didn’t hesitate to think about a wish and just said “a bell”

[@tyraboden2800]

It's probably scripted. But I'd bet he came up with that line immediately.

[@hadesadrien9926]

@@tyraboden2800 timestamp pls

[@skelet8337]

@@hadesadrien9926 watch the whole thing you neeerd

[@viquufi]

@@hadesadrien9926 26:12

[@hadesadrien9926]

@@viquufi thx mate

[@Natwenny]

omg I just realise when techno talked about playing golf, he was actually hinting the stasis chamber that would later get him out (the "golf ball" is the pearl, the hole is the chamber itself, and the golf course is the vault) edit: if that is the case, inviting Dream to play golf MIGHT be an invitation to the Syndicate

[@firey1015]

... Over thinking it, or is it fact???? I think it's more likely to be fact

[@avi3022]

i think he just plays a lotta imessage mini golf lmao, don’t think it’s that deep for a filler episode

[@Natwenny]

@@avi3022 you're probably right, but it's just so good of a coïncidence

[@tamersuliman1165]

I am sorry but this is the stupidest theory I ever heard, one upped MatPat for sure.

[@Natwenny]

@@tamersuliman1165 thank you Tamer, this is the most helpful criticism I ever got. Actually it inspired me enough to cure my great-grand-uncle's brain cancer. I will never in my life be able to give you back the kindness you showed me. I can only hope you have a wonderful day.

[@thedeeznut]

Techno: Powerful and immortal Dream: A speedrunner Quackity: Short Netherite block: Among us

[@callmesilver2683]

Hotel: Trivago

[@mayimimi9615]

Dream: "Does this hurt you?" **throws potato into lava** *Techno: "A little." *flashbacks to the potato war**

[@wedmunds]

*Hurts just a little bit*

[@haisek.sasaki9617]

One out of nine billion

[@SaxSIOZ]

"Ye it hurt just a little bit" -Sam Tinnesz

[@greetings5640]

PTSD from the war

[@spaghettboy2173]

He has 499,999,999 more

[@ThatThiing]

Techno: *wishes for the bell instead of wishing to be freed* Dream: *M E N T A L B R E A K D O W N*

[@crazycrafter9611]

**distant kazoo solo*

[@edhokun9738]

Mental breakdance

[@ghiaccio6885]

BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN

[@SaxSIOZ]

@@edhokun9738 lol

[@robinnan9020]

Techno garabage mr beast is the best

[@StrawberryGS]

Techno and Dream podcast. Missing you.

[@garrylarry890]

Techno has blown up ever since joining the smp bro, like half a year ago I was like ‘yo congrats on 3 mil’ (or was it 2 mil?) and now he’s almost at 9 million

[@idksomeguy3294]

He now on 9.16 mil

[@edison-_-]

Now 9.37 million

[@agayfbiagent7112]

Ahem 9.35 mil

[@doomcannon8014]

How 16.7 million 😢😢😢 but dead 😢😢😢😢

[@V2.Ultrakill]

Techno: “Nobody’s watchin’.” The 275,297 People watching:

[@TwhackyAttacky]

that's the joke

[@blueye1442]

@@TwhackyAttacky that was also the joke

[@luck2118]

@@blueye1442 and that was also the joke

[@rhiannontaylor8283]

@@luck2118 and that was also a joke

[@jetcitytreefrog5402]

@@rhiannontaylor8283 and that was also the joke

[@khadijasenghor286]

“Huge L for anyone who isn’t living in America” I’m from London. Sleep is for the weak.

[@hemakothong5931]

Y E S

[@plstrustme3268]

Pog

[@NoxtureTheGoat]

Lmao

[@username3.095]

Trueeeeeeéeeeeeee

[@chakachhow]

🇬🇧

[@Name56784]

"Polar bear, golf, fanfiction." - technoblade, the art of war

[@colelovesbwu]

this hurts to rewatch

[@cloudynblu]

i love techno's lore style. not only it is easy to follow and enjoy because it's filled with humors even 4th wall jokes, but also he did all that while still giving lore clues and progressing the plot.

[@RedDeadDepressionist]

@@dreamscat895 STAN ALERT. BURN IT WITH FIRE

[@kikoasnowz]

@@dreamscat895 BURNS

[@Numfussle]

@@RedDeadDepressionist what did they say

[@fero6032]

@@RedDeadDepressionist chill

[@jeckjeck3119]

Dram + Techno = Fun.

[@dluce9804]

Techno saying “thats not healthy behavior” yet the man spent a year to get to 500 million potatoes out of spite

[@Xzacter25YT]

Yeah no joke though this guy is either really determined or just bored

[@jupiterrose7838]

@@Xzacter25YT or both

[@Xzacter25YT]

@@jupiterrose7838 true

[@chickennuggies825]

Spite potatoes

[@divbani]

@@Xzacter25YT Or hes just technoblade.

[@sardsvib]

Head cannon: since Techno and Dream both have ADHD, they sometimes stim together in the prison. It'll be quiet and next thing you know, Techno starts with a "bahp bahp bah" and Dream follows it up with random impressions of Minecraft sounds.

[@and0210]

Yeah, now I see why I’m so lost in the lore... *cries in has been following the dream smp from technos view*

[@shark_gamez0792]

Same✋😭

[@lotusflowercrisp]

“You have one wish” Dream: WE CAN GET OUT OF HERE! Technoblade: *a bell please.*

[@Emo_Grapes]

Techno's wish is more realistic tho

[@gabrielvelando296]

bell is good

[@rengoku2426]

@@Emo_Grapes yeah

[@seashy2913]

I just can’t understand Techno !

[@dark_steve2825]

Lol

[@marysia_klara9903]

*god appears* dream: wHaT??! Techno: yo what’s up

[@koshinotfound4394]

timestap??

[@millet_u]

@@koshinotfound4394 23:57

[@demondragonshi5161]

It would of been Funny if when they summoned 'God' the second time, he does appear, destroys the bell and leaves.

[@nyx-0293]

Dream: *depressed in the corner* Techno: *hitting the bell* I have a bell!

[@Thelisreal-sh3tz]

Man he only summoned one ancient deity and didn't even kill ten people? He's getting rusty. Maybe he hasn't had the chance to practice due to him being stuck in prison.

[@lapis.l0ser875]

you have a point, but channel member money 👀

[@mr.blueberry5138]

@@lapis.l0ser875 the reason techno hasn’t got out is to get all the dream viewers

[@mootwo_]

Nah, he's just getting old and weak. There's no excuse to not be practicing

[@4azuree]

@@mootwo_ he was focusing on steve

[@maskedmalarky8706]

Look man he’s devoit to the KZbinr religion (yes that’s a thing in Dream smp)

[@MrEgg13133]

DreamXD: you have one wish Techno: A BELL Dream: GOD NO PLEASE NO

[@fatcherio9556]

Ur free

[@Noodle_bOy_Jr]

how in the fu-

[@derp24lordz]

Interesting, so is Dream yelling at their God to not give him a bell, or is he yelling at techno telling him that getting a bell is a bad idea?

[@dawizard5275]

@@fatcherio9556 yes

[@MrEgg13133]

@derp24 Lords so basically they had a shot at escaping with one wish and techno picked a bell and dream got angry/sad

[@commanderbacara4306]

26:12 Imagine if he wished for an ender chest, could've gotten so much Lore by now it's hilarious

[@pusherop8622]

And to think. He was filming all of this while a tumor was growing in his shoulder. What an absolute legend

[@elimindell]

Not then

[@hi-rk7ej]

Everyone: Techno is breaking out using the statis chamber with the ender pearl he launched under his seat Techno : AMATEURS ! We're gonna break out breaking blocks in the toilet

[@roaringbeardragon4531]

I think that's probably the backup plan

[@Miguel_Almiron]

@@roaringbeardragon4531 ok

[@themarioking7127]

"Glowstone dust is dropped by breaking Glowstone in the Nether with your pickaxe *or your hand* (2-4 Glowstone). Glowstone is a very common substance that can be found dangling from the ceiling of The Nether or sparsely placed on the Netherrack floor. *Four Glowstone dust* can be crafted into a Glowstone block." "According to the wiki, you can pick up the bed and place it again, but your spawn point is tied to the location where you last slept in a bed. *If there's no bed at that location,* or there's no space around it, you will instead respawn at world spawn." Here is a little food for thought.

[@roaringbeardragon4531]

@@alexchamov5961 not if the chunks aren't loading in also dramaticness

[@gggamers739]

@@roaringbeardragon4531 go to the community tab on technos channle

[@raphrap6308]

Techno: Steve will break us out of here Dream: Who's Steve Techno: mY poLaR BeAR!

[@payjoem24]

I like how no one questions Technoblade has a POLAR BEAR as a pet.

[@Thesis_Rose]

@@payjoem24 yep

[@dragonboy5771]

@@payjoem24 you dare question steve

[@bluelightwhitecolor3281]

@@dragonboy5771 he's secretly a main character

[@marmietalibong8186]

Time???

[@gogysfirealarm2066]

Still waiting for the release of Dream's wattpad story

[@julietmcfarlane8760]

“Don’t die I need to make money first”-Techno 2021

[@JovanSP]

Dream: *I'm in prison, there is no way that I'm going to stream* Technoblade: *Yooooo*

[@ishaan6621]

*prison

[@JovanSP]

@@ishaan6621 Thanks man!

[@ishaan6621]

@@JovanSP np

[@heidi3251]

@@CyberXInukai stfu

[@jovenextgen1635]

apparently there is a way to stream

[@franciscobranco9760]

People: want to be shown on screen Zoronic: we don't do that here

[@jessejohn7406]

Lmaoo trueee

[@user-tz5bv3yi7n]

@Hailey Rappa (689HaiRapp) That's when Techno becomes irrelevant /j

[@dudemusicofficial]

Lmao

[@gracietomato123]

OMG UNDERATED

[@r3yful605]

can’t like bc it’s at 666 likes

[@MrNormal321]

You could make a whole techno and dream meme compilation out of just this stream