The Pro: Superhero $** Worker

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Edward Rigby

Edward Rigby

Күн бұрын

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@dragonblast417
@dragonblast417 Жыл бұрын
If I had a nickel for every time I read a Garth Ennis comic where a Superman parody's nut was strong enough that it could kill, I'd have 2 nickels. The fact that I witnessed it twice makes me question wtf I'm reading
@arc8118
@arc8118 Жыл бұрын
Whats the second time 😭🙏
@dragonblast417
@dragonblast417 Жыл бұрын
@@arc8118 the boys comic
@Onlyafool172
@Onlyafool172 Жыл бұрын
​@@arc8118homelander bc he killed butchers wife in the comics i think
@emersonpage5384
@emersonpage5384 Жыл бұрын
Shockingly, that's not a Garth Ennis original. It's a reference to the infamous essay "Man of Steel; Woman of Kleenex" written in 1969 by sci-fi author Larry Niven
@ThatRandomDude204
@ThatRandomDude204 Жыл бұрын
​@@Onlyafool172nah in the comics it was Black Noir who was Homelander's clone
@wdcain1
@wdcain1 Жыл бұрын
Garth Ennis is odd. He hates superheroes but he always writes them so one-dimensional. You could swap around their word balloons and barely anything would change. The Boys tv show gives the capes actually personalities beyond stupid evil.
@MadMax-de5uh
@MadMax-de5uh Жыл бұрын
It’s a parody and a mockery
@saintsinningsword
@saintsinningsword Жыл бұрын
Reading any actual comics makes characters more than two-dimensional, the silver age was a hundred years ago, hate for heroes especially from a comic book writer is being ignorant.
@Mate_Antal_Zoltan
@Mate_Antal_Zoltan Жыл бұрын
it's almost like he wants to make fun of them or something
@Z3r0_L1f3
@Z3r0_L1f3 Жыл бұрын
The worst part is his Punisher comics are amazing
@Mate_Antal_Zoltan
@Mate_Antal_Zoltan Жыл бұрын
@@Z3r0_L1f3 that's probably because the Punisher just . . . shoots people
@pattik_
@pattik_ Жыл бұрын
Garth Ennis has to be one smug guy. He says he hates superheroes yet makes superhero comics BUT they’re just vile and sexual
@markv3065
@markv3065 Жыл бұрын
Maybe thats his excuse to make those types of comics. If he didnt have a story to defend his work so many people would think he's off.
@ithielpitt7525
@ithielpitt7525 Жыл бұрын
Thats why they're the best
@hahahahaehhehehehehe
@hahahahaehhehehehehe Жыл бұрын
I never heard of this guy before but I fucking hate him. He's twisting childhood Hero's into these sick people. Like, what the fuck? Now, I can't get Superman's fucking nut out of my head, or Wonder Woman's breasts. What the actual fuck, it feels like I'm perving on a close friend I've known since Pre K. The worse part is these are not even the real Hero's, but he's right about it all. Most, if not all, heroes are sexualized.
@rizkiramadhan9266
@rizkiramadhan9266 Жыл бұрын
@@ithielpitt7525 *worst
@imsentinelprime9279
@imsentinelprime9279 Жыл бұрын
​@@rizkiramadhan9266*best
@AdahnFlorence
@AdahnFlorence Жыл бұрын
Calling The Flash Speedo and having him wear a Speedo is both a genius joke but also a missed opportunity in my eyes considering he's putting it all out there and not calling himself "The Flasher."
@delrey822
@delrey822 Жыл бұрын
I am laughin my ass off
@juliagoetia
@juliagoetia 11 ай бұрын
Beautiful lmao
@kermitgotthesickkicks4265
@kermitgotthesickkicks4265 11 ай бұрын
PEAK f*cking comedy right here.
@DanielAppleton-lr9eq
@DanielAppleton-lr9eq 10 ай бұрын
@@kermitgotthesickkicks4265 Ralph Bakshi would absolutely FREAKING LOVE THIS.
@mechanicalengineerturbo
@mechanicalengineerturbo 10 ай бұрын
In the movie Justice on Two Earths, the Flash actually makes a joke after seeing Lex naked in the cell, "And they call me the Flash"
@justasentientmclarenp1879
@justasentientmclarenp1879 Жыл бұрын
Garth Ennis is weird, how can you hate superheros and make superhero comics for a living?
@ajaxrao6042
@ajaxrao6042 Жыл бұрын
I guess superhero genre is a cash cow, so he jumps in the bandwagon
@Wortwort-Spooderbat
@Wortwort-Spooderbat Жыл бұрын
​@@ajaxrao6042that would make him a sellout and a complaining hypocrite imo
@Randomaccount9470
@Randomaccount9470 Жыл бұрын
He hates the comics industry for always using the same formula and reboots
@Randomaccount9470
@Randomaccount9470 Жыл бұрын
I just saw the ending abt handjobs so no I was wrong dude is just fxcking weird and a sellout
@aweirdredtoad3637
@aweirdredtoad3637 Жыл бұрын
@@Randomaccount9470 Well, he technically did reboot the Punisher and the Boys is basically a depraved version of Marvel/DC characters. So he's abit of a hypocrite.
@kurooaisu
@kurooaisu Жыл бұрын
I love how Garth Ennis is super obsessed with DC heroes. It's almost as if he never hates them in the first place.
@bas-tn3um
@bas-tn3um 11 ай бұрын
no he isnt? 18 people just agreed cause their butt hurt like you you never read the boys clearly he makes fun of the xmen and captain america just as much as dc,. what you really mean WAGGGGG=HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY DOES ENNIS HATE MY FAVORITE WAHHHH. he doesnt youre favorite is shit and he makes a valid criticism of it. almost as if youre coping.
@every_username_is_taken
@every_username_is_taken 11 ай бұрын
These two things are not mutually exclusive. It's similar to those people who are obsessed with the fact they hate their dad.
@spiderjerusalem4009
@spiderjerusalem4009 9 ай бұрын
funny thing is, for someone who hates supeheroes, Ennis is fond of superman. In his comic "Hitman", there's one issue(#34 iirc) in which superman appeared, and it was arguably the best issue of out all, for which he won an eisner (this comic also happened to be one of his least edgy works if not the least edgy out of all of his books, and some/most of his fans consider that as his best work)
@Z3r0_L1f3
@Z3r0_L1f3 Жыл бұрын
I cannot believe Garth Ennis, who’s written some of the best Punisher stories has done this 😭
@FlashmanJW
@FlashmanJW Жыл бұрын
It is pretty easy for him to write since Punisher is his quintessential character. Tall. Military trained. Muscular. Wears black. Shoots guns. And hunts down cartoonishly evil people and hates superheroes. The Boys is essentially that. As much as I like Punisher Max, it is that. And if you told me The Pro was set in The Boys universe, I would honestly believe it
@Z3r0_L1f3
@Z3r0_L1f3 Жыл бұрын
@@FlashmanJW yes I am quite aware of that. Tbh I thought The Pro was part of the boys’ universe at first
@gimmeyourrights8292
@gimmeyourrights8292 Жыл бұрын
I can.
@Z3r0_L1f3
@Z3r0_L1f3 Жыл бұрын
@@gimmeyourrights8292 he is probably the most deranged comic writer ever.
@silverprimus321boi9
@silverprimus321boi9 Жыл бұрын
@@FlashmanJW He wrote the max version of Thor too, which was bizarrely good.
@TighelanderII
@TighelanderII Жыл бұрын
There was a sex worker in the George R.R. Martin series, "Wild Cards." I think her name was "Roulette." Men that had sex with her had a one-in-six chance of dying from a disease she carried. They went to her for the danger.
@malykoth
@malykoth 11 ай бұрын
And don't forget Fortunato...who was powered by tantric sex. As long as he didn't 'complete', he had all kinds of powers. I guess making him a real 'edge' lord.
@TighelanderII
@TighelanderII 11 ай бұрын
Yeah, no happy endings for him. Also, the first time he's shown (I think), he's buggering a corpse so that he can get it to "talk." Not the typical thing you'd see in a super hero story. @@malykoth
@joenobody5913
@joenobody5913 9 ай бұрын
Really? And here I've been shitting on wild cards for years (or rather making jokes at it's expense since he seem to have no issue publishing Wild Card stuff but here I am, still waiting on WoW. I did read good things about vampire novel "Fevre Dream" though, have to maybe give this wild card shit a chacnce
@VEE0034
@VEE0034 5 ай бұрын
​@@joenobody5913 huh? World of warctadt
@Laughing-Reader
@Laughing-Reader 5 ай бұрын
Wildcards for sure was a wild ride, my personal favourite was sleeper, that one guy who just went to sleep once every month and woke up either horribly disfigured or a completely new Person with new powers
@carso1500
@carso1500 Жыл бұрын
The instant i heard Gart Enis name in the first few seconds of the video i just grunted and inmediately knew where this was going, man has a serious problem
@NathanCAY1010
@NathanCAY1010 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@happywithdrawal
@happywithdrawal 3 ай бұрын
Right? I was like oh boy, here we go 🙄
@Susie_Floozie
@Susie_Floozie 11 ай бұрын
Not one good word for Amanda Conner's exquisite and gloriously sleazy art? Amanda's not only a master of Good Girl Art, she made the comedic tones of this story totally work! THE PRO is funny as hell--I loved it so much I even bought it in hardcover. A few Dragon Cons ago, I saw a girl doing a cosplay of The Pro who had stopped to lean against a wall and tug up one legging that had slipped. The authentic feeling she'd captured was gobsmacking. I was gratified to see someone else dug that comic as much as I did!
@BouncingTribbles
@BouncingTribbles 11 ай бұрын
I remember finding this randomly on an adult comic website, what a trip. It's a genuinely thoughtful story. I didn't realize it was by Ennis. He really does write one dimensional heroes though, it's like he only writes the stereotypes. The casual brutality is also a bit much, I'm all for realistic super physics, but he dials it up to 11. I preferred how the Boys show handled a lot of the violence, it's there and absolutely brutal and spectacular, but not gratuitous in the same way. The violence in this was similar, but just a bit more realistic; like a proto Boys.
@schizoidmeme5470
@schizoidmeme5470 Жыл бұрын
Didn't Garth Ennis write Crossed? I think he's just trying to be edgy for the sake of being edgy. Like a Highschooler who hates anything that's 'popular' enough. (Star Wars for instance before Disney.)
@drose6437
@drose6437 Жыл бұрын
wish you were here was good tho
@MrReubenTishkoff
@MrReubenTishkoff Жыл бұрын
I think Crossed was his way of taking the piss of the then Zombie trend. Those were the times when Resident evil movies were being churned out, Zombieland and Walking Dead was becoming popular as a comic and TV show.
@antona.8659
@antona.8659 Жыл бұрын
He's not edgy. He's just Irish.
@maylabrown4584
@maylabrown4584 Жыл бұрын
​@@MrReubenTishkoffThe Crossed are far from being Zombies though, they're something wholely unique unto themselves.
@MrReubenTishkoff
@MrReubenTishkoff Жыл бұрын
@@maylabrown4584 Yes, the Crossed are different but act all the same once affected. Like in Resident evil, when someone gets affected by the T virus, they become mindless zombies that attack everyone. The point is the Crossed series was meant to make fun of the Zombie genre, which was popular at the time.
@OdaSwifteye
@OdaSwifteye 11 ай бұрын
Garth Ennis is definitely a projector, but I like the idea of making someone from the lowest possible rung of society a redeemable character. We've already done that though, so much so that the trope Hooker with a Heart of Gold, so this comic book idea is not novel and doesn't even have to be this trashy.
@Mycorrhiza
@Mycorrhiza 10 ай бұрын
the trope has been there since the bible though, it is very old
@anjaneyasreetrout2444
@anjaneyasreetrout2444 Жыл бұрын
Seriously.....what exactly is Garth Ennis' problem? Why the hell is he so obsessed with shoving all that juvenile crap into any story?
@cityguard4847
@cityguard4847 Жыл бұрын
Because he’s a bitter loser of an individual.
@carso1500
@carso1500 Жыл бұрын
He is the kind of person who would call writers who use subtext cowards
@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259
@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 Жыл бұрын
He just hates superheroes. I'm sure his other stories are better
@holyshiet787
@holyshiet787 Жыл бұрын
@@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 *Reads Crossed* : yea much better comic
@TeamFriendship8600
@TeamFriendship8600 Жыл бұрын
Ennis is capable of writing really good stuff like Hitman #34, but for some odd reason he feels the need to make his stories very bleak or have unnecessary shock value. The Boys is a good example, because certain parts just feel like they exist for the shock factor.
@lefishe129
@lefishe129 Жыл бұрын
Well, how can you not hate superheroes when they are all one-dimentional teenager edgy fantasies? Oh wait, that's his own writting.
@nuggets8229
@nuggets8229 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, cuz he’s making fun of one dimensional superhero’s by creating stories to mock them
@lefishe129
@lefishe129 Жыл бұрын
@@nuggets8229 by writing a story worst than the golden age one-dimensional heroes, genius!
@NeostormXLMAX
@NeostormXLMAX Жыл бұрын
@@lefishe129cope the comics industry is dying manga is better in fact even mid manga like demonslayer outsold the entire comics industry
@camerondodge2070
@camerondodge2070 Жыл бұрын
@@NeostormXLMAX I mean, they were right. Ennis's view on superhero comics seems to come from a viewpoint of someone who hasn't read any since the 50's or so. Since the 70's these comics have been more three dimensional than most of what he writes. Also, the comics industry has supposedly been dying since the early 90's, I think it'll be fine. The Big Two might fall, but comics will survive. I don't think you know what you're talking about. Also, what does Demonslayer outselling anything have to do with the quality of comics?
@SodiumChlorid3
@SodiumChlorid3 Жыл бұрын
@@NeostormXLMAX Weebs will never beat the weirdos allegations
@neaosmt1562
@neaosmt1562 Жыл бұрын
So the pro got hit by the noun ... do i need to make the joke
@MoonLight-q4r
@MoonLight-q4r Жыл бұрын
It can’t be a Garth Ennis comic without the garbage edgy humor the guy can’t help himself
@jeroid123
@jeroid123 Жыл бұрын
genuinely tho
@JenniferMarget-cf6wg
@JenniferMarget-cf6wg 9 ай бұрын
This is the most boring comic book story
@spiderjerusalem4009
@spiderjerusalem4009 9 ай бұрын
funny thing is, for someone who hates supeheroes, he does like superman. In his comic "Hitman", there's one issue(#34 iirc) in which superman appeared, and it was arguably the best issue of out all, for which he won an eisner (this comic also happened to be one of his least edgy works if not the least edgy out of all of his books, and some/most of his fans consider that as his best work)
@Ligmaballin
@Ligmaballin 5 ай бұрын
Just cause you don't find it funny doesn't make it unfunny. I didn't like majority of the joke myself, but there was some funny shit like like Green Lantern dying or Superman getting sucked off and then shooting a cum beam
@Playstation-Player5th
@Playstation-Player5th 5 ай бұрын
@@MoonLight-q4rthe boys is probably the worst out of all of them. The Live Action series is WAY better than Comics
@tyrelltgoat2841
@tyrelltgoat2841 Жыл бұрын
This was one of the first comics i've ever read, didnt know garth made it but makes sense, Garth is a funny dude
@ricksanchezdeluniversoc1379
@ricksanchezdeluniversoc1379 Жыл бұрын
"Funny"... more like damaged
@yafarblasco4524
@yafarblasco4524 Жыл бұрын
​@@ricksanchezdeluniversoc1379with a rick pfp? rick is basically one of his characters come on
@theonlymaninthesky-37
@theonlymaninthesky-37 Жыл бұрын
​@@ricksanchezdeluniversoc1379ennis! brain damaged!(postal)
@doff1395
@doff1395 11 ай бұрын
@@ricksanchezdeluniversoc1379you can say the same for Justin roiland and his creation of Rick and morty too keep in mind your pfp came from a animation where Marty from back to the future sucks docs balls as a way to troll Cartoon Network executives 💀
@kermitgotthesickkicks4265
@kermitgotthesickkicks4265 11 ай бұрын
@@yafarblasco4524 the irony is crazy.
@rpproductions9189
@rpproductions9189 11 ай бұрын
I love how she wasn't interested until the Night mentions the Financial Support. This Comic is realistic 😭
@TheEmperorOfViltrum
@TheEmperorOfViltrum Жыл бұрын
It’s somehow a dollar store version of The Boys 💀
@toastedfish1105
@toastedfish1105 Жыл бұрын
Dollar from venezuela
@metaford3746
@metaford3746 Жыл бұрын
It arguely better than the boys comic due to having a real moral and story to tell and not a man shock value and military industrial fetish
@SubtotalStar850-uh8pg
@SubtotalStar850-uh8pg Жыл бұрын
@@metaford3746 where is the moral? Being selfish can be misconstrued as good sometimes? She wasn't good nor moral she was selfish and killed herself when she didn't have to
@Rad-Dude63andathird
@Rad-Dude63andathird Жыл бұрын
​@@SubtotalStar850-uh8pg She was selfish because she nuked herself when it was the only option?
@SubtotalStar850-uh8pg
@SubtotalStar850-uh8pg Жыл бұрын
@@Rad-Dude63andathird it was absolutely not the only option she was actually stupid lol
@Monstervolging
@Monstervolging 11 ай бұрын
Garth's basically what Alan Moore would've become if he was nihilistic and only took his inspiration out of fetish clubs.
@aYtto
@aYtto Жыл бұрын
That's the most Garth thing someone could ever Garth.
@AustynSN
@AustynSN 11 ай бұрын
I remember reading this a long time ago. Given her demand/dying wish that they never let her kid get involved with their crap, I always wanted to see a sequel where the kid does develop powers, but they all dedicate themselves to discouraging him from becoming a hero.
@Edwardrabbit
@Edwardrabbit 11 ай бұрын
If that’s the case then watch my second video on the pro
@Lilpapersthe1
@Lilpapersthe1 Жыл бұрын
Honestly I can’t wait to write my story that will possibly turn into a comic book as I do not want to write a normal comic book because every time I do it literally lingers to something that would come out in the same universe as the pro and I came back here to watch this video so that I could get some ideas for the story that I’m writing because the pro is literally my inspiration.
@SubtotalStar850-uh8pg
@SubtotalStar850-uh8pg Жыл бұрын
Why do you want to write garbage one dimensional characters? Don't take inspiration to do satire unironically
@Lilpapersthe1
@Lilpapersthe1 Жыл бұрын
@@SubtotalStar850-uh8pg Here’s the thing I write stories that I want to write I’m not writing for anybody else that’s the thing that many riders have forgotten now it is where I’m not riding for you I’m not riding for the next guy over I’m not riding for the voice of the voice list I’m writing for me even if I write a story and it never gets the recognition that it deserves I’m happy enough to know that I’ve put my heart and soul into something and not just wasted my time. That’s what you and a lot of people who want to quit to judge someone and not understand that writing a story is different compared to just telling a self insert story that comic books nowadays kind of really feel it and I’d rather read the pro then read what’s going on right now and comic books because it’s falling hard times so you can take all the Wolk comics right now and read everything the last one but you will only see me read a couple because they’re only a couple stories now that actually interest me but then there are those more times than not and that’s literally only 3% that are not woken. And with those words I say go have a nice fucking life.
@ContagiousSponge
@ContagiousSponge 11 ай бұрын
What will your comic be called?
@joshoowa1315
@joshoowa1315 Жыл бұрын
I remember there being an animation of this years ago on KZbin I didn't know it was an actual comic
@damanibrown3021
@damanibrown3021 Жыл бұрын
Besides from his work on multiple Punisher comics especially Punisher Max, Preacher, andCrossed. Everything else written by Garth is just shock value.
@LaloSalamancaGaming69
@LaloSalamancaGaming69 Жыл бұрын
Crossed is mostly shock value tho
@antona.8659
@antona.8659 Жыл бұрын
If Marvel Max allowed overt sex stuff, believe me, you'd see shock value there, too.
@videakias3000
@videakias3000 Жыл бұрын
she is not the first superhero to also be a sex worker. stripperella was the first one. I want her show to be rebooted. it had several flaws but also had a lots of pottential.
@Edwardrabbit
@Edwardrabbit Жыл бұрын
Stripperella is going on the list
@videakias3000
@videakias3000 Жыл бұрын
@@Edwardrabbit what list?
@Edwardrabbit
@Edwardrabbit Жыл бұрын
@@videakias3000 will cover list
@Xx_SuperPenis_xX
@Xx_SuperPenis_xX Жыл бұрын
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
@videakias3000
@videakias3000 Жыл бұрын
@@Xx_SuperPenis_xX nope he shouldn't cover her or nope they shouldn't reboot her show?
@morningstar9849
@morningstar9849 Жыл бұрын
That's crazy, I've read this before. Ironically enough on a hentai comic site. I also want to point out that somebody who hates superhero media so much has created some of the best superhero media. He wanted to die a villain but lived long enough to see himself become a hero.
@batataverde6453
@batataverde6453 Жыл бұрын
Bruh wtf
@J-h.1_0
@J-h.1_0 Жыл бұрын
Why were you on a hentai comic site? What site was it? (Asking For a Friend)
@vergil_6707
@vergil_6707 Жыл бұрын
some of the best? I heard punisher was good but what else
@Granad784
@Granad784 Жыл бұрын
What are you talking about?Everything original he does is either bad or mediocre.
@morningstar9849
@morningstar9849 Жыл бұрын
@@Granad784 that sounds like an opinion chief.
@nickhaynes1785
@nickhaynes1785 Жыл бұрын
Brooo this is what I need to watch I’m a big DC, Marvel fan and I need this. I’m looking at super hero so different now thank you
@chelseashamim9148
@chelseashamim9148 Жыл бұрын
Well I know who I'm dressing as at the next comic con 😁
@dandydasyt4766
@dandydasyt4766 Жыл бұрын
Does Garth think that if he'd write the villain as more than just an easy target then people wouldn't hate them as much as he'd like them to? His inability to write an actual multi-facet character that is also a villain is downright hilarious. It's like seeing a pre-schooler trying to come up with a comback and all he got was cockarse
@everettst.claire870
@everettst.claire870 10 ай бұрын
This is such a funny book. Garth is one of the funniest writers in any media today.
@RaccoonRevolution
@RaccoonRevolution 11 ай бұрын
Garth Ennis has been making the same point for 30 years and it just gets more and more boringly cynical each time.
@ajra6143
@ajra6143 11 ай бұрын
Garth Ennis isn't just some garden variety edgelord. He's what edgelords aspire to be.
@SuperSaiyen64
@SuperSaiyen64 Жыл бұрын
Garth loves superheros he just loves them with his own context.
@Bullboy_Adventures
@Bullboy_Adventures Жыл бұрын
Im glad someone remembered this mostly forgotten gem
@kokonut1350
@kokonut1350 Жыл бұрын
I should definitely read that comic... :0
@anthonysanchez4402
@anthonysanchez4402 Жыл бұрын
3:05 love the expression of the baby. He looks so fucking pissed.😂😂
@ilyStarry
@ilyStarry Жыл бұрын
Garth Ennis comics are either really great or really bad with no middle ground
@stiglapoint5672
@stiglapoint5672 Жыл бұрын
Man he got Amanda Connor to draw this too. I know because the art I will recognize
@MrReubenTishkoff
@MrReubenTishkoff Жыл бұрын
Ngl, that was a surprise to me when the comic came out. How did he get her on board?
@greatkaafir7478
@greatkaafir7478 9 ай бұрын
Damn " My Childhood Memory's Are Getting More Darker "!
@Bitter_Truth_Show
@Bitter_Truth_Show Жыл бұрын
This was by far one of the funniest books I've ever read. The ending was sad though.
@ezrapierce1233
@ezrapierce1233 11 ай бұрын
"Speedo, the flash." The FLASH indeed🤣🤣
@devinweathers7520
@devinweathers7520 Жыл бұрын
This can be a dam good adult swim tv Series
@BaldPerspective
@BaldPerspective 10 ай бұрын
Not all heroes wear capes
@samuelfranco3744
@samuelfranco3744 Жыл бұрын
i remember KZbin had the pilot episode
@Ziploc_Wonder
@Ziploc_Wonder 10 ай бұрын
DUDE I completely forgot about this true little gem. Omfg, thank you so much for unlocking a core memory!
@arnpayot2109
@arnpayot2109 Жыл бұрын
Hear me out, pro survives, gets into political movements about maternity care, reproduction health, family welfare, and the comics become building a better life than the one you were given
@qhethacoalspitter8935
@qhethacoalspitter8935 Жыл бұрын
actually.... that's a good idea premise
@fbdgvsklbfdgvsavk
@fbdgvsklbfdgvsavk 11 ай бұрын
"Lady go pee pee", busted my gut when i first read that one
@edwinbasa2804
@edwinbasa2804 Жыл бұрын
the moment i heard Garth Ennis in a superhero comic i know it will gonna be a shitshow.
@spiderjerusalem4009
@spiderjerusalem4009 9 ай бұрын
funny thing is, for someone who hates supeheroes, Ennis is fond of superman. In his comic "Hitman", there's one issue(#34 iirc) in which superman appeared, and it was arguably the best issue of out all, for which he won an eisner (this comic also happened to be one of his least edgy works if not the least edgy out of all of his books, and some/most of his fans consider that as his best work)
@KennyTheThinker319
@KennyTheThinker319 Жыл бұрын
This was a cartoon on KZbin… I remember this from a few years ago… I wanna say mondo .. dammit someone help me find this video
@kennethkingdon-korab2174
@kennethkingdon-korab2174 11 ай бұрын
I looked at that ending bro as a woman that was depressed, angry and just had a F it attitude. Hancock had the same mentality. He spent all day just laying around for the most part and was a hero by either accident or when someone forced his hand. This really reminds me of that. So Garths logic on "someone being from the lowest parts of society being a hero" isn't all that sound. It really depends on what kind of hero we want out of that person. Do we want superman, batman, or hancock? Superman lived a pretty privileged life with moderate stress, lots of support from family and being an invincible alien. Batman had LOTS of trauma, little support, but had resources out the ass and 1 unconditional support in Alfred. Hancock was a broken man in most aspects and didn't even care for his powers because his mind was just messed up most of the time. We get what hero we can settle for imo. It's our job to not take there sacrifice for granted. To do our part as a non super and live our lives, even if it sucks and we are suffering.
@apollodeancampbell4272
@apollodeancampbell4272 11 ай бұрын
Oh, so the black guy dies first again
@peterparker6584
@peterparker6584 11 ай бұрын
I never knew this was originally a comic book. I remember seeing a animated short and it's nearly identical to this comic book story the only real difference is in the animated short the pro from what I remember got her superpowers from giving some superhero a oral experience and his supersede turned her into a superhero I forget if it was she got mounted or gave the guy oral but you get my point. In the end of the story was almost identical to this. In the end of the story she was giving the Superman knock off a oral adventure and when he has his finish his load Jackson Pollock causes a plane crash and from what I remember the rest of the story of the cartoon she gets kicked out of the knockoff Justice League I don't remember there being the part about the bomb and the girl blowing up in space as part of the cartoon it was a short little five or eight minute bit I think that aired on a British comedy series or something like that that was made up of comedic shorts. I'm trying to understand why anybody would be complaining about her massage is being too fast lol.if it is quick and good you've got nothing to complain about LOL. Stories I could tell people who literally don't realize that working girls are people too. I've seen people who are working that particular profession be more human than the people who look down on them if that makes any sense. Literally had something that came full circle several years ago wear a Working Girl thought I was homeless due to the way I dress when I'm out working.the majority of work that I do involves me working crap hours and basically looking like somebody that's homeless. I'm usually living in my vehicle four and five days a week which doesn't help matters any LOL. She thought I was homeless and kept trying to get me a room in the boarding house that she was at even tried to get me to stay on the couch. I ended up having to break down and get out my driver's license and show her that I lived in a place a couple hundred miles from there. Ended up running into her nearly a year later where there was an incident during a blizzard of a woman in the middle of the street around 15 or 20 below zero wearing a pair of sneakers and a homemade flower print dress she was standing in the middle of the street trying to flag down a cop car and the cop drove around her like garbage in the street followed by several other vehicles. All I seen was a woman in the middle of the street during a blizzard basically the next best thing to being naked.i pulled around and came back got her in the van and I had a couple of old jackets in the back of the van and a blanket. I thought I was going to have to take her to the emergency room due to exposure and about three or four minutes down the road she recognized me as the guy that she mistook for being homeless like a year or so prior and by that point I had started to recognize her. Cop refused to even stop and drove around her like a piece of garbage in the street because she was a local known Working Girl. it wasn't the first time one of the local working girls which took me for being homeless and tried to help.i had the same thing happen at least one other time besides with her and to make things worse the other person was a hardcore drug addict. You know how bad it makes somebody like me feel when both these individuals behaved more human than the people who wouldn't spit on them if they were on fire quite literally. The other person I'm talking about I lost track of how many times she asked if I wanted to sleep on her couch where we kept running into each other randomly over the span of a year or a year and a half. At one point I even ended up giving her a ride to a homeless shelter at 2:00 in the morning where she had an incident where she was on the street for several days and I only found out by accident. She lost the keys for her apartment her purse and her phone and the building manager wouldn't let her back in the apartment. The whole incident turned out to be her keys phone and everything was in her purse on the kitchen table. She never thought to get a hold of her social worker about the issue if that makes any sense. She went through a phone book from a pay phone and found the phone number for a homeless shelter once I got her in the shelter they got a hold of her caseworker during the daytime which is something I thought she would have done in the first place where her apartment was being paid for by the government. It wasn't the first time this guy had screwed around with somebody being locked out and the guy just didn't want to let them back in being a prick. This time around the building manager superintendent whatever you want to call it ended up getting in crap for it. She thought she had left her purse on the bus and the whole time it turned out she forgotten her purse with her phone in it in the apartment. I think she'd been on the datet I'm one of those guys that a woman is completely not interested in them unless they're getting something out of it financially speaking! Usually people that can tolerate my presence socially have a whole Cornucopia of disorders and I've had learned to accept that and navigate accordingly.so I've seen so many people that feel they're on the moral High Ground and seen them basically metaphorically speaking take a whiz on anybody they think is below them and at the same time they think they're better than that person because of their own moral views. The fact this was actually a comic book give him the cartoon I seen a long time ago makes my head spin I didn't realize the cartoon was based on a comic strip.
@ithielpitt7525
@ithielpitt7525 Жыл бұрын
One of my favorite writers
@MR_stone69
@MR_stone69 Жыл бұрын
Fr
@Warriorcat-rh2qv
@Warriorcat-rh2qv 5 ай бұрын
ye i sure love when someone hates superheros so much he makes edgelord one-dimensional versions to ppl "see what he means"
@paypig919
@paypig919 10 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@Edwardrabbit
@Edwardrabbit 10 ай бұрын
Thank you very much too!
@MDonuT-of7px
@MDonuT-of7px Жыл бұрын
>he might write a Superhero comic from time to time >Punisher MAX >time to time Holy hell man three seconds on google could have told you that Garth Ennis is the sole reason anybody cares about The Punisher these days.
@Edwardrabbit
@Edwardrabbit Жыл бұрын
My bad
@MDonuT-of7px
@MDonuT-of7px Жыл бұрын
@@Edwardrabbit Sorry for being a weenie about it, I'm a Garth Ennis fanboy because he is the sole reason I got into American Comics and get very passionate about his work.
@moisesinfantes2797
@moisesinfantes2797 Жыл бұрын
Punisher Maxx is a master piece, but thats the only comic of him that I like.
@SubtotalStar850-uh8pg
@SubtotalStar850-uh8pg Жыл бұрын
The Punisher kills innocent and reformed people all the time, he's a terrorist not a super hero, that's why Garth likes him
@Rad-Dude63andathird
@Rad-Dude63andathird Жыл бұрын
​@@MDonuT-of7px Punisher isn't a superhero.
@nickwest1337
@nickwest1337 10 ай бұрын
The shorter animated version of this comic is hilarious. I'm sure it's on YT somewhere…yep, it is.
@vivvo5598
@vivvo5598 Жыл бұрын
What tha heeeel oh my god what did i watch… anyways great video
@sammcfarlane2494
@sammcfarlane2494 Жыл бұрын
This should be a Amazon tv show just like it’s sibling The Boys.
@lathan7360
@lathan7360 Жыл бұрын
I'm buying this comic.
@mrlowdays
@mrlowdays Жыл бұрын
"...written by Garth Enis" Of course is him
@Alpharisus
@Alpharisus Жыл бұрын
Let’s stop calling them sex workers and just call them what they are prostitute
@Edwardrabbit
@Edwardrabbit Жыл бұрын
KZbin would’ve buried this video if I used that in the title.
@Alpharisus
@Alpharisus Жыл бұрын
@@Edwardrabbit good thing you didn’t then 😂
@1eyeddevil929
@1eyeddevil929 11 ай бұрын
Hey, if they're getting paid, it's still good business
@ZerotheShadowking
@ZerotheShadowking 11 ай бұрын
The saint cursing at the end was such a nice touch haha
@gimmeyourrights8292
@gimmeyourrights8292 Жыл бұрын
This is a comic only Garth Ennis would make.
@Philistine
@Philistine 11 ай бұрын
"I certainly got emotional during the ending" SURE buddy, you don't have to give us a drivel on social justice, we know exactly what you mean.
@aidangartner8786
@aidangartner8786 Жыл бұрын
I honestly didn't expect it to be so well put together considering how I felt The Boys was written. I love how it all started on a bet.
@bas-tn3um
@bas-tn3um 11 ай бұрын
whats this mean the boys won awards what have you won name a comic as good from marvel or dc in the last 10 years. you cant its all been trash.
@aidangartner8786
@aidangartner8786 11 ай бұрын
@@bas-tn3um I'm sorry you're upset about how I feel about the boys
@bas-tn3um
@bas-tn3um 11 ай бұрын
im sorry you never read it. watching some asshole talk about a comic is not " giving it a chance" quit being disingenuous. @@aidangartner8786
@kermitgotthesickkicks4265
@kermitgotthesickkicks4265 11 ай бұрын
@@bas-tn3um I'm sorry you're upset over how a random dude on the internet feels. Get some help bro touch grass.
@kaylom3042
@kaylom3042 11 ай бұрын
Well can't wait the live action movie 😎✌️✌️✌️
@YoungPeachyy
@YoungPeachyy Жыл бұрын
2:22 wtf 💀
@nivekv-halla4752
@nivekv-halla4752 11 ай бұрын
If a series or movie was made based on her... Only Fans models would go wild...
@steampunkster2023
@steampunkster2023 11 ай бұрын
Great satire from Ennis, and he has a point too. Even in the comic industry, there are people who personally I thought were indie comic's "heroes", but screws talents out of their contract. If you don't know what I'm talking about, look up the character, Angela by Neil Gaiman. If an individual or organization is making superhero comics, personally I think they should uphold the morals of their characters, or the word "hero" means nothing!
@jermainemorton5635
@jermainemorton5635 9 ай бұрын
I would love to read this comic book, because the way you describe it it sounds like if you have a bad day, this will make your day turn around
@Burn-light
@Burn-light 11 ай бұрын
The saint is the most dignified looking hero in the team 💀
@Solsuper7.
@Solsuper7. 10 ай бұрын
Are we going to talk about the only black hero dies?😂😂
@Patisdead
@Patisdead Жыл бұрын
Wtf is this comic 1:00
@Patisdead
@Patisdead Жыл бұрын
Who the F made this
@Broski2445
@Broski2445 11 ай бұрын
you know she may be a terrible super hero and a bad human being (sometimes) but at least she cares about her kid
@EzaJAndara
@EzaJAndara 11 ай бұрын
this comment sounds so black
@Broski2445
@Broski2445 11 ай бұрын
@@EzaJAndara what💀💀💀💀
@vallajoie828
@vallajoie828 Жыл бұрын
Spido, who know how to run fast as he can only to running away from one's ...................responsibilities
@moycorbin4750
@moycorbin4750 Жыл бұрын
Garth trying to be so controversial that he is just Edgy
@nicklee3769
@nicklee3769 Жыл бұрын
Thought the thumbnail said “The Prostate”.
@obrikidivine7973
@obrikidivine7973 Жыл бұрын
I don’t get why the writer thinks superhero’s ruined comics like isn’t that what they are built of and are popular for 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️
@Warriorcat-rh2qv
@Warriorcat-rh2qv 5 ай бұрын
ye
@BdogFinal14
@BdogFinal14 Жыл бұрын
The Pro was literally pulled from the shelves of my local bookstore, when parents found out what it was about.
@jackkraken3888
@jackkraken3888 Жыл бұрын
Some TV show creators are really talented to see The Boys and make it what it became is amazing, same thing with Rick and Morty. The pilot of Rick and Morty is so terrible I can't even imagine how they made it what it is today. Bloody brilliant!
@SubtotalStar850-uh8pg
@SubtotalStar850-uh8pg Жыл бұрын
Rip Rick and Morty lol
@bas-tn3um
@bas-tn3um 11 ай бұрын
having never read the boys i can guarantee its terrible- jackraken3888 shortly before inviting his wifes bull into his home. maybe read the comic before calling it edgy trash you easily offended pussey.
@negasonicteenagewarhead3064
@negasonicteenagewarhead3064 5 ай бұрын
Finally a hero i can GET BEHIND... Ba Dum Tss!
@matter8293
@matter8293 Жыл бұрын
garth ennis writes one dimensional characters so tbh his hate for super heroes is kinda un warranted since he just writes them worse then the actual comics write their heroes
@owenpadilla9132
@owenpadilla9132 Жыл бұрын
i think he hates them more for the reason that they are kinda just celebrities owned by the goverment, not as much the writing. also its dominance in the industry, hes making parodies.
@Ironclad17
@Ironclad17 11 ай бұрын
Garth Ennis' run on Punisher is magical.
@bryceb1889
@bryceb1889 Жыл бұрын
So like… was Garth dropped on his head as a baby or something?! The paradox he lives in to hate superhero’s yet write superhero comics is really something else. Especially when it’s the most edgelord bull crap I’ve ever seen
@owenpadilla9132
@owenpadilla9132 Жыл бұрын
hes a guy who makes edgy jokes, i feel like the people that cry about it are more retarded then he is, hes a comic book writer, who has made some good shit, yeah he made some bad shit too but people focus way too much on that.
@Nunya_Bidness_53
@Nunya_Bidness_53 Жыл бұрын
The whole point of Marvel is superheroes are complex people.
@nuggets8229
@nuggets8229 Жыл бұрын
Y’all ain’t ever head of stripper Ella? (A stripper heroine created by Stan lee)
@danielramsey6141
@danielramsey6141 Жыл бұрын
Yeah. I know. Feat.- Pamella Anderson. (Though not actually)
@meriiwl
@meriiwl Жыл бұрын
Am i the only one that thinks garth ennis only knows how to write bad shit?
@lonewanderer1328
@lonewanderer1328 Жыл бұрын
Glad I read this long before Garth’s popularity boom
@tytheaniman497
@tytheaniman497 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit I remember seeing an animated short of this when I was 11. I had no idea it was inspired from an actual comic.😲
@RayTheomo
@RayTheomo Жыл бұрын
Say what you want about the writer but "Speedo" is a good pun😂
@avatarwarmech
@avatarwarmech 10 ай бұрын
I can't believe she really gave that woman a golden shower
@0.m.t116
@0.m.t116 Жыл бұрын
Garth ennis just make trash and people read it because its edgy
@Gispoe
@Gispoe 6 ай бұрын
This whole comic feels like a fever dream
@camerondodge2070
@camerondodge2070 Жыл бұрын
Man, the minute I heard Ennis's name I had awful flashbacks to that Killer Croc comic he wrote. That said, I love Conner and Palmiotti's work, so I'll give this a shot.
@Darth_Bateman
@Darth_Bateman 11 ай бұрын
*written by Garth Ennis* Why am I not surprised?
@rocky_Sullivan_69
@rocky_Sullivan_69 Жыл бұрын
I am a garth ennis fan! Since i love the boys comics
@daytrip6291
@daytrip6291 11 ай бұрын
2:39 BRO ON THAT GLIZZY FR 😭
@NegativeSnake
@NegativeSnake Жыл бұрын
Garth needs to consider being edgy doesn’t make a story good
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