THE PROBLEMS WITH LIVING WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND 😩| THE EX FILES WITH EXPRESSIONS

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Expressions Oozing

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@ExpressionsOozing
@ExpressionsOozing 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone asking for fifa didn’t hear the end of the video 😂😂 FIFA TOMORROW OOZING ARMY wanted THE EX FILES back so enjoy!!
@Cole_King
@Cole_King 4 жыл бұрын
They are keyboard bandits quick on the draw 😁
@briansukhu4392
@briansukhu4392 4 жыл бұрын
Rub one out, before you think clearly....!!!
@heavymetalhq6908
@heavymetalhq6908 4 жыл бұрын
BRING PART TWO FAM🤣
@hillarynyambok
@hillarynyambok 4 жыл бұрын
Postman Expressions Oozing. We ask you deliver 🙏🏾 #UberEats settings 😆
@shanielduggal9265
@shanielduggal9265 4 жыл бұрын
Keep the ex files goin bruh 👍🏽
@Confession_Of_A_Dangerous_Mind
@Confession_Of_A_Dangerous_Mind 4 жыл бұрын
Your English teacher must be proud, man's got metaphor and similes to sell
@coachmoses7229
@coachmoses7229 4 жыл бұрын
What??? Why would he care abt teacher's opinion?
@samp.4507
@samp.4507 4 жыл бұрын
"Natural? More like natural disaster" 😂😂😂
@IbroBawa
@IbroBawa 4 жыл бұрын
NSG Settings.
@Shiv_Shack
@Shiv_Shack 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is beyond funny man, he needs a million subs 😂
@mapzero7457
@mapzero7457 4 жыл бұрын
" These corners they lookin like Christian Eriksen , Hella short "😂😂
@jimmyferdinand5883
@jimmyferdinand5883 4 жыл бұрын
I heard him say it a second before seeing your comment. He just finished the sentence
@editorbathtub425
@editorbathtub425 4 жыл бұрын
@@jimmyferdinand5883 Omg same lol
@m-sav524
@m-sav524 4 жыл бұрын
Man said tracking him like n’golo Kanté😂😂😂
@Shells352
@Shells352 4 жыл бұрын
He said "I shoulda rubbed one out before I read the message" LOOOOOOOL🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@lincsdon7808
@lincsdon7808 4 жыл бұрын
FOR REAL FOR REAL on that logical thinking ha
@nigelmavuwa476
@nigelmavuwa476 4 жыл бұрын
,“she once woke me up and said shut because I was snoring ” 😂
@jaredpillay4563
@jaredpillay4563 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is a don. Always brings a smile to my face. Come on gee. F**king love you mate ❤️
@orhancorek8091
@orhancorek8091 4 жыл бұрын
This series is one of the funniest on KZbin 😂😂
@23nens
@23nens 4 жыл бұрын
Loooool. A man said “you can’t even keep up with your bumbaclaart self” 💀💀
@KOBRAMVNE
@KOBRAMVNE 4 жыл бұрын
im not talkin about the comedy that was romelu lukaku at man united 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 im cryin fam
@Travis015
@Travis015 4 жыл бұрын
Yet he scored 42 goals in 2 seasons .
@michaelwilkinson7957
@michaelwilkinson7957 4 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh good old trampoline shins 😂😂😂
@galacticzachxi3991
@galacticzachxi3991 4 жыл бұрын
2:00 “sweatin like the fat don in the gangsters paradise video” I’m deadddd🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@peterbbaale5250
@peterbbaale5250 3 жыл бұрын
L.V. is his name I think! Loool
@danielmacharia9808
@danielmacharia9808 4 жыл бұрын
formatting the hard drive 🤣🤣🤣, haven't heard it put like that before
@agefabulous1
@agefabulous1 4 жыл бұрын
That one killed me😂😂🤣🤣
@pixelpeek9963
@pixelpeek9963 4 жыл бұрын
"Sobbing with her side men; Ben & Jerries". What a lad.
@kingdan5617
@kingdan5617 4 жыл бұрын
Has he green screened a front room 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@romelnegut2005
@romelnegut2005 4 жыл бұрын
He actually did :-)
@alpojugg3324
@alpojugg3324 4 жыл бұрын
Lool
@FlameShooter296
@FlameShooter296 4 жыл бұрын
Mad
@fifachamp9557
@fifachamp9557 4 жыл бұрын
@wink1980 don't think u needed to do that all you had to see is that he has a gaming chair in a nice living room
@africancockney8712
@africancockney8712 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 i'm in the toilet... making space... formatting like a hard drive.
@RhythmAndRibs
@RhythmAndRibs 4 жыл бұрын
Had to ask one of my gyals if shes ngolo kante, tracking man😂😂😂😂😂
@markwasp6775
@markwasp6775 4 жыл бұрын
The best ever, I’m crying 😢 looooooooooooooooooooolol
@MrHoss-dq9zh
@MrHoss-dq9zh 4 жыл бұрын
"Rub one out then you think logically" ... I'm broke 😭
@ethanjeffers2059
@ethanjeffers2059 4 жыл бұрын
Broooo you’ve given me bare jokes! Like mind was ticking over with loads of thoughts 💭. Saw this and you’ve made my mood so much better! Thanks bro
@christianjosma1061
@christianjosma1061 4 жыл бұрын
"These corners lookin like Christian Ericksen "..."Heeeellllla short" ......Broo😢😢😂😂
@CPTZK11
@CPTZK11 4 жыл бұрын
"Once you rub one out, you think straight" TRUUUUEEEEE
@elainekerslake6865
@elainekerslake6865 Жыл бұрын
It's true. Cock rules the head.
@martinmason5008
@martinmason5008 4 жыл бұрын
First time on this. Married 20 years, divorced for three. You should be a divorce counselor, get them fellers through it quicker. Thought I'd give this site a go and man, 11 minutes of motormouth magnificence! There's year's worth of stand up material in this one show. Rams' fan in Detroit. Thanks for the blast.
@kakz100
@kakz100 4 жыл бұрын
Martin Mason You should check our some RedPill content for clarity & peace of mind bro it helps.
@y1ink
@y1ink 4 жыл бұрын
Her nails looked like a PS4 that can play foreign games, CHIPPED !
@jordykingstongrows3639
@jordykingstongrows3639 4 жыл бұрын
This one had me 😭
@joshuaodidison4675
@joshuaodidison4675 4 жыл бұрын
y1ink explain this one
@y1ink
@y1ink 4 жыл бұрын
Joshua Odidison basically if you add a micro chip to a PlayStation you can hack it to play games from different countries normally they’re region locked. We call this chipped. He’s used chipped in a literal sense to mean her nails are chipped but in a way which you wouldn’t think to relate as micro chipping a PS4 is nothing to do with chipped nails.
@ShameerKhanClone
@ShameerKhanClone 4 жыл бұрын
@@y1ink Man I am about to be a deeeeekhead, but the PS4 is region free.
@y1ink
@y1ink 4 жыл бұрын
Shamclone ah right lol 😂 Sony finally made a decent choice
@righteouswarrior7621
@righteouswarrior7621 3 жыл бұрын
Wrestle Mania story, nah I'm dead🤣🤣🤣
@xopcapital9986
@xopcapital9986 4 жыл бұрын
This is so true! A man needs a cave! So, he can think - IN PEACE AND QUIET!
@IbroBawa
@IbroBawa 4 жыл бұрын
His house is his cave, unless he has kids. Can't be bullied into one little corner of the house.
@primeesr2396
@primeesr2396 4 жыл бұрын
I’m a huge Arsenal fan but this guy is levels of funny 😂
@SonOfJudah2002
@SonOfJudah2002 4 жыл бұрын
Better find a new name soon
@nssportstv7231
@nssportstv7231 4 жыл бұрын
It happened again ...... don't you dare blud LOOOOOL I'm literally dying from laughter right now
@AyDeeTV
@AyDeeTV 4 жыл бұрын
That’s a no go “Sanogo” like my gov names Yaya 😂😂💯
@kennethm.4998
@kennethm.4998 4 жыл бұрын
'Tasteless like a symptom of the corona' 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@rexmfalme9781
@rexmfalme9781 3 жыл бұрын
'That'S a n-ogo like my government name's Yaya' Bruuuh! 🤣🤣😂😂😂
@z.squads8818
@z.squads8818 4 жыл бұрын
I watched this with my girl, now I’m single bro 😂
@suntasunkutu548
@suntasunkutu548 4 жыл бұрын
He's in the toilet creating space for his delivery. Formatting his stomach kikikikiki
@scousegamer88
@scousegamer88 3 жыл бұрын
Looking like the PS4 that can play foreign games... CHIPPED!! 😂😂 You know what... I've been watching your videos for a few months now but that's the best you've come out with
@ukdrill6819
@ukdrill6819 4 жыл бұрын
Ex is the funniest KZbinr Idc 😂😂😂
@TheTony024
@TheTony024 4 жыл бұрын
Bro when you mentioned WWE my girl got real quiet 😂 She said the same shit your bird said and she felt instantly bad. Woman never like WWE
@davidheaven2961
@davidheaven2961 3 жыл бұрын
All the talk bout it being fake like we don’t know the E literally stands for entertainment but gyal probably think kuwtk is real
@JiffyScooters
@JiffyScooters 4 жыл бұрын
the only Spurs fan I like 😂 amazing work bossman
@om17992
@om17992 4 жыл бұрын
Hearing the 🇯🇲can in you. Big up Oozing
@Nathan-xr6bj
@Nathan-xr6bj 4 жыл бұрын
‘Chronicles of Poonarnia’ 😂😂
@mohamedfarah9908
@mohamedfarah9908 4 жыл бұрын
KZbin recommended this and I’m dying😂😂😂😂😂
@leonwilliams3221
@leonwilliams3221 4 жыл бұрын
Loooool X i swear that food part hit me differently my girl is the same.... even worse I got a yout and she been taking out portions for her as well. I get hella pissed. What you need to do is don’t ask her if she’s hungry just buy her something and give it her, guarantee she’s eating it lol.
@donnellperkins9411
@donnellperkins9411 4 жыл бұрын
Imma need a part 2 for this😂😂😂😂
@nickpap1
@nickpap1 4 жыл бұрын
theres levels to green screening but this is the ultimate! they are usually over the top and unachievable. An aspirational look into a persons Hopes and dreams.Theres some enduring about the fact that you've picked an everyday living room in a nice clean flat. Keeping it real
@YGmd17
@YGmd17 2 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo.....naaaah, Ex been holding out on the ex files tho😂😂
@KOBRAMVNE
@KOBRAMVNE 4 жыл бұрын
babes whats the matter you seem rather agitated 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ohmargodness
@ohmargodness 4 жыл бұрын
Watching the movie with her sidemen Ben & Jerry’s 😂😂😂 you’re too good man ❤️🙏
@SFP0181
@SFP0181 4 жыл бұрын
😂 Was listening with my girl fam and you ripped it, she was angry but couldn't help but laugh, she stuck till the end of the vid. Keep it up Ex
@AjeetSingh-xq4yb
@AjeetSingh-xq4yb 4 жыл бұрын
2.32 man said chipped like a ps4 that can play foreign games. Ex is too jokes 🤣🤣
@michaelmitanda9429
@michaelmitanda9429 4 жыл бұрын
Why you asking 21 questions like Curtis Jackson 😂
@aqikaxar9995
@aqikaxar9995 3 жыл бұрын
Goldd
@ianclinton7629
@ianclinton7629 4 жыл бұрын
The part 2 of this should be on Bants and Sauce. It'll be like a love and hiphop reunion thanks to all the content. You know dem wey dere!??
@emmaolive
@emmaolive 4 жыл бұрын
Everything he said was true I won’t even lie 😂😂😂. Us girls are soo indecisive 😂😭
@Isleofskye
@Isleofskye 4 жыл бұрын
Hi Emma It's not just the indecision it's also the constant changing of their minds.. Worst recent example is an older Woman who had 2 large detached homes ( One Ex-Late Parents) and the other after her older Partner died leaving her the property ) . I asked where she was going to be the next day. Was she coming over..? YES! Great ! er, NO , actually because I have to go to Country to the other place. Anyway she changed her mind 15 times ! 8 times:London House-7 Times: Country place. A new Record...:)
@Uglyfromda254
@Uglyfromda254 3 жыл бұрын
@@Isleofskye my guy it’s never dat serious
@Isleofskye
@Isleofskye 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe but talking of that Lady she was really helpful to me as I bumped into her after working with her 35 years earlier when she was a Temp with the Company I worked for and she could not do enough for me until I, strongly, advised her to sell not rent one of her Houses as she could never live long enough to spend even part of the money she would get. Eventually, she decided to do that and got the (near) Million Pounds n Cash and.............................................I NEVER heard from her again :)
@emmaolive
@emmaolive 3 жыл бұрын
@@Isleofskye omg 😭😭
@Isleofskye
@Isleofskye 3 жыл бұрын
Hi. Money talks loud and clear and changes many people as most people who have to divide up the contents of any Deceased's Estate will tell you:)
@RC_35
@RC_35 4 жыл бұрын
"You watch keep up with the Kardashians when you can't keep up with your bumboklaat self" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm fucking dead
@MrSteviesmozz
@MrSteviesmozz 4 жыл бұрын
When the well runs dry like Craig David fam HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@linusbroadbent2763
@linusbroadbent2763 4 жыл бұрын
I love these stories! So relatable, cheers man! You’re a lad 😊
@JA-ne8yw
@JA-ne8yw 4 жыл бұрын
I’m an arsenal fan but this man is funny so I’m sadly gonna have to subscribe during this self quarantine
@martinlobb3815
@martinlobb3815 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a Arsenal fan but this guy is one funny man , love watching his Vlogs on matches win draw or lose he has me in stitches and he can laugh at himself as well so big 👍
@DieInYourBlood
@DieInYourBlood 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha the way you said Huawei 😂, you're a legend 😂
@citizenk8125
@citizenk8125 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a Gooner but have to respect your humour "if not the football club you support" lol ;0) "Chronicles of Punarnia...lol." Among the plethora of one-liners you delivered... lmao. "Yo X" you're just too funny my brother, you defo need your own show/platform on a national level, surely that's gotta be in the works? I lie people?
@AI-tc8fv
@AI-tc8fv 4 жыл бұрын
3:44 makin space for it 😭😂😂
@tidehtee-day2909
@tidehtee-day2909 4 жыл бұрын
CHRONICLES OF PUNANIA who even thinks of that
@trialzeez8742
@trialzeez8742 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 I missed that one, only EX can say this ish👏😂
@TommyFLO
@TommyFLO 4 жыл бұрын
"Draw the line bluhd, art degree settings." 😂
@slightunmake7188
@slightunmake7188 4 жыл бұрын
Hurts me to say this as an arsenal fan but this guy is class can’t even deny it, keep up the good videos 🤣
@Josh-ei6xn
@Josh-ei6xn 4 жыл бұрын
Before this video started I was watching a advert on how women take the first step on there new relationship on this app then u have expressions going on a rant about it U just gotta love that shit😂😂
@SuperClsmooth
@SuperClsmooth 4 жыл бұрын
Divorce settlement meals . ALWAYS have ur own cave 😂😂😂😂
@nathanokz2772
@nathanokz2772 3 жыл бұрын
"The way he was talking about the hair on her back, I thought his girl was Prince Albert!" LOL! 😆
@Cole_King
@Cole_King 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many people are rubbing one out during this Coronavirus lockdown 😂😂😂
@fortune2006
@fortune2006 4 жыл бұрын
@Ben Johnson was it over Jones lol
@malcolmd7050
@malcolmd7050 4 жыл бұрын
Lol I ain’t rub shit out since the start of Feb still
@Quincy82AAC
@Quincy82AAC 4 жыл бұрын
Expressions is wickedly funny. He should be a comedian.
@jakefabian
@jakefabian 4 жыл бұрын
The movie night ting is faxxx machine 🙄
@agefabulous1
@agefabulous1 4 жыл бұрын
Fuck me I'm dead "rougher than a nail file"😂😂😂
@afc2k11
@afc2k11 4 жыл бұрын
Part 2? Yes please ex love your content of ex files 😂 have me creased
@joelscott007
@joelscott007 4 жыл бұрын
Bruv, I’ve been sleeping on the ex files! I’m about to bench watch all the other ones 😂 and I’m an Arsenal fan
@mikeb7654
@mikeb7654 4 жыл бұрын
Expressions keep doing your ting brudda, and keep up consistency, ur going places Stay safe# Stay at home
@beefsuprem0241
@beefsuprem0241 2 жыл бұрын
True, all women do that food shit. "Nah, I'm not hungry" Then wham hands on your food😤
@Punisher2193
@Punisher2193 4 жыл бұрын
Is there some kind of reward for best intro on KZbin?
@tidehtee-day2909
@tidehtee-day2909 4 жыл бұрын
Rougher than a nail file im DEAD. Then calls homegirls nails a FOREIGN PS4 im dying Ex
@bradmuema2482
@bradmuema2482 4 жыл бұрын
following EX all the way from Kenya🇰🇪🇰🇪... Arsenal fan though.. Big up man like X
@zeeshan137
@zeeshan137 4 жыл бұрын
"You better scrape that make-up off back into the tin..."
@sharde8581
@sharde8581 4 жыл бұрын
Expressions..always fire with the rapid fire entertainment. Respect.
@elainekerslake6865
@elainekerslake6865 Жыл бұрын
I'm almost becoming a spuds fan.....EX is rocking me.
@kester7583
@kester7583 3 жыл бұрын
21 questions like curtis Jackson..am dead lol
@fitzroicarter9101
@fitzroicarter9101 4 жыл бұрын
RAAA!!! How accurate can you be
@TheOnlyWalton66
@TheOnlyWalton66 4 жыл бұрын
Lowkey sat watching this having a shit, creasing up, its now dried to my ringpiece. Gonna have to wetwipe now🤣
@FaisalAli-ch3zd
@FaisalAli-ch3zd 4 жыл бұрын
🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 king of KZbin
@6f859
@6f859 3 жыл бұрын
You're not a prick, you're a Brick fam SOLID humor here.
@bradleykaluya6638
@bradleykaluya6638 4 жыл бұрын
man said A-Train, I'm actually done fam 😂😭
@liquidgeorge
@liquidgeorge 4 жыл бұрын
Bradley Kaluya I was laughing like Walter White in his basement at that one fam 😭
@shaillalji6951
@shaillalji6951 4 жыл бұрын
Me an arsenal fan but I can't help but notice that expressions is bare funny.
@MusaOzilOfficial
@MusaOzilOfficial 4 жыл бұрын
Man said Prince Albert 😂😂
@purposedriven8156
@purposedriven8156 4 жыл бұрын
Yesssss EX files are back. Just Know !!!!!!!
@papapabs175
@papapabs175 4 жыл бұрын
Never, ever fall for that one. You always, always buy them food. The worst that can happen is you have it the next day. You fail to buy them something & the world ends, BE WARNED 😱
@asher829
@asher829 4 жыл бұрын
Rahh I thought that was your yard😂😂😂
@alexm8859
@alexm8859 4 жыл бұрын
Has me from start to finish 😂 keep it up bro.
@keanubailey5037
@keanubailey5037 4 жыл бұрын
"That sonogo like my government name yaya"😂
@josephkwashi3301
@josephkwashi3301 4 жыл бұрын
Love the upper class accent in describing the pork pizza.
@humphreych3k367
@humphreych3k367 4 жыл бұрын
I'm not talking bout comedy that was romelu Lukaku at Man utd😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Can't wait for part 2 blood 😵
@mannydosu2657
@mannydosu2657 4 жыл бұрын
We needed this X much love and stay safe all
@ashtonalbertus2538
@ashtonalbertus2538 3 жыл бұрын
Am i a priiiiiiiicck ,love it😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@sj3k794
@sj3k794 4 жыл бұрын
Part 2 please bruv😂😂😂😂my favourite video on KZbin
@Loophole23742
@Loophole23742 4 жыл бұрын
"Chronicles of punania"😂😂😂 love it!
@liquidgeorge
@liquidgeorge 4 жыл бұрын
Prince Albert and A-Train ya know 😂😂😂😭😭😭
@ruthcanute1424
@ruthcanute1424 4 жыл бұрын
Bangi zatakuwuwa bro. Umeweza tape recorder nini?
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