Everyone asking for fifa didn’t hear the end of the video 😂😂 FIFA TOMORROW OOZING ARMY wanted THE EX FILES back so enjoy!!
@Cole_King4 жыл бұрын
They are keyboard bandits quick on the draw 😁
@briansukhu43924 жыл бұрын
Rub one out, before you think clearly....!!!
@heavymetalhq69084 жыл бұрын
BRING PART TWO FAM🤣
@hillarynyambok4 жыл бұрын
Postman Expressions Oozing. We ask you deliver 🙏🏾 #UberEats settings 😆
@shanielduggal92654 жыл бұрын
Keep the ex files goin bruh 👍🏽
@Confession_Of_A_Dangerous_Mind4 жыл бұрын
Your English teacher must be proud, man's got metaphor and similes to sell
@coachmoses72294 жыл бұрын
What??? Why would he care abt teacher's opinion?
@samp.45074 жыл бұрын
"Natural? More like natural disaster" 😂😂😂
@IbroBawa4 жыл бұрын
NSG Settings.
@Shiv_Shack4 жыл бұрын
This guy is beyond funny man, he needs a million subs 😂
@mapzero74574 жыл бұрын
" These corners they lookin like Christian Eriksen , Hella short "😂😂
@jimmyferdinand58834 жыл бұрын
I heard him say it a second before seeing your comment. He just finished the sentence
@editorbathtub4254 жыл бұрын
@@jimmyferdinand5883 Omg same lol
@m-sav5244 жыл бұрын
Man said tracking him like n’golo Kanté😂😂😂
@Shells3524 жыл бұрын
He said "I shoulda rubbed one out before I read the message" LOOOOOOOL🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@lincsdon78084 жыл бұрын
FOR REAL FOR REAL on that logical thinking ha
@nigelmavuwa4764 жыл бұрын
,“she once woke me up and said shut because I was snoring ” 😂
@jaredpillay45634 жыл бұрын
This guy is a don. Always brings a smile to my face. Come on gee. F**king love you mate ❤️
@orhancorek80914 жыл бұрын
This series is one of the funniest on KZbin 😂😂
@23nens4 жыл бұрын
Loooool. A man said “you can’t even keep up with your bumbaclaart self” 💀💀
@KOBRAMVNE4 жыл бұрын
im not talkin about the comedy that was romelu lukaku at man united 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 im cryin fam
@Travis0154 жыл бұрын
Yet he scored 42 goals in 2 seasons .
@michaelwilkinson79574 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh good old trampoline shins 😂😂😂
@galacticzachxi39914 жыл бұрын
2:00 “sweatin like the fat don in the gangsters paradise video” I’m deadddd🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@peterbbaale52503 жыл бұрын
L.V. is his name I think! Loool
@danielmacharia98084 жыл бұрын
formatting the hard drive 🤣🤣🤣, haven't heard it put like that before
@agefabulous14 жыл бұрын
That one killed me😂😂🤣🤣
@pixelpeek99634 жыл бұрын
"Sobbing with her side men; Ben & Jerries". What a lad.
@kingdan56174 жыл бұрын
Has he green screened a front room 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@romelnegut20054 жыл бұрын
He actually did :-)
@alpojugg33244 жыл бұрын
Lool
@FlameShooter2964 жыл бұрын
Mad
@fifachamp95574 жыл бұрын
@wink1980 don't think u needed to do that all you had to see is that he has a gaming chair in a nice living room
@africancockney87124 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 i'm in the toilet... making space... formatting like a hard drive.
@RhythmAndRibs4 жыл бұрын
Had to ask one of my gyals if shes ngolo kante, tracking man😂😂😂😂😂
@markwasp67754 жыл бұрын
The best ever, I’m crying 😢 looooooooooooooooooooolol
@MrHoss-dq9zh4 жыл бұрын
"Rub one out then you think logically" ... I'm broke 😭
@ethanjeffers20594 жыл бұрын
Broooo you’ve given me bare jokes! Like mind was ticking over with loads of thoughts 💭. Saw this and you’ve made my mood so much better! Thanks bro
@christianjosma10614 жыл бұрын
"These corners lookin like Christian Ericksen "..."Heeeellllla short" ......Broo😢😢😂😂
@CPTZK114 жыл бұрын
"Once you rub one out, you think straight" TRUUUUEEEEE
@elainekerslake6865 Жыл бұрын
It's true. Cock rules the head.
@martinmason50084 жыл бұрын
First time on this. Married 20 years, divorced for three. You should be a divorce counselor, get them fellers through it quicker. Thought I'd give this site a go and man, 11 minutes of motormouth magnificence! There's year's worth of stand up material in this one show. Rams' fan in Detroit. Thanks for the blast.
@kakz1004 жыл бұрын
Martin Mason You should check our some RedPill content for clarity & peace of mind bro it helps.
@y1ink4 жыл бұрын
Her nails looked like a PS4 that can play foreign games, CHIPPED !
@jordykingstongrows36394 жыл бұрын
This one had me 😭
@joshuaodidison46754 жыл бұрын
y1ink explain this one
@y1ink4 жыл бұрын
Joshua Odidison basically if you add a micro chip to a PlayStation you can hack it to play games from different countries normally they’re region locked. We call this chipped. He’s used chipped in a literal sense to mean her nails are chipped but in a way which you wouldn’t think to relate as micro chipping a PS4 is nothing to do with chipped nails.
@ShameerKhanClone4 жыл бұрын
@@y1ink Man I am about to be a deeeeekhead, but the PS4 is region free.
@y1ink4 жыл бұрын
Shamclone ah right lol 😂 Sony finally made a decent choice
@righteouswarrior76213 жыл бұрын
Wrestle Mania story, nah I'm dead🤣🤣🤣
@xopcapital99864 жыл бұрын
This is so true! A man needs a cave! So, he can think - IN PEACE AND QUIET!
@IbroBawa4 жыл бұрын
His house is his cave, unless he has kids. Can't be bullied into one little corner of the house.
@primeesr23964 жыл бұрын
I’m a huge Arsenal fan but this guy is levels of funny 😂
@SonOfJudah20024 жыл бұрын
Better find a new name soon
@nssportstv72314 жыл бұрын
It happened again ...... don't you dare blud LOOOOOL I'm literally dying from laughter right now
@AyDeeTV4 жыл бұрын
That’s a no go “Sanogo” like my gov names Yaya 😂😂💯
@kennethm.49984 жыл бұрын
'Tasteless like a symptom of the corona' 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@rexmfalme97813 жыл бұрын
'That'S a n-ogo like my government name's Yaya' Bruuuh! 🤣🤣😂😂😂
@z.squads88184 жыл бұрын
I watched this with my girl, now I’m single bro 😂
@suntasunkutu5484 жыл бұрын
He's in the toilet creating space for his delivery. Formatting his stomach kikikikiki
@scousegamer883 жыл бұрын
Looking like the PS4 that can play foreign games... CHIPPED!! 😂😂 You know what... I've been watching your videos for a few months now but that's the best you've come out with
@ukdrill68194 жыл бұрын
Ex is the funniest KZbinr Idc 😂😂😂
@TheTony0244 жыл бұрын
Bro when you mentioned WWE my girl got real quiet 😂 She said the same shit your bird said and she felt instantly bad. Woman never like WWE
@davidheaven29613 жыл бұрын
All the talk bout it being fake like we don’t know the E literally stands for entertainment but gyal probably think kuwtk is real
@JiffyScooters4 жыл бұрын
the only Spurs fan I like 😂 amazing work bossman
@om179924 жыл бұрын
Hearing the 🇯🇲can in you. Big up Oozing
@Nathan-xr6bj4 жыл бұрын
‘Chronicles of Poonarnia’ 😂😂
@mohamedfarah99084 жыл бұрын
KZbin recommended this and I’m dying😂😂😂😂😂
@leonwilliams32214 жыл бұрын
Loooool X i swear that food part hit me differently my girl is the same.... even worse I got a yout and she been taking out portions for her as well. I get hella pissed. What you need to do is don’t ask her if she’s hungry just buy her something and give it her, guarantee she’s eating it lol.
@donnellperkins94114 жыл бұрын
Imma need a part 2 for this😂😂😂😂
@nickpap14 жыл бұрын
theres levels to green screening but this is the ultimate! they are usually over the top and unachievable. An aspirational look into a persons Hopes and dreams.Theres some enduring about the fact that you've picked an everyday living room in a nice clean flat. Keeping it real
@YGmd172 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo.....naaaah, Ex been holding out on the ex files tho😂😂
@KOBRAMVNE4 жыл бұрын
babes whats the matter you seem rather agitated 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ohmargodness4 жыл бұрын
Watching the movie with her sidemen Ben & Jerry’s 😂😂😂 you’re too good man ❤️🙏
@SFP01814 жыл бұрын
😂 Was listening with my girl fam and you ripped it, she was angry but couldn't help but laugh, she stuck till the end of the vid. Keep it up Ex
@AjeetSingh-xq4yb4 жыл бұрын
2.32 man said chipped like a ps4 that can play foreign games. Ex is too jokes 🤣🤣
@michaelmitanda94294 жыл бұрын
Why you asking 21 questions like Curtis Jackson 😂
@aqikaxar99953 жыл бұрын
Goldd
@ianclinton76294 жыл бұрын
The part 2 of this should be on Bants and Sauce. It'll be like a love and hiphop reunion thanks to all the content. You know dem wey dere!??
@emmaolive4 жыл бұрын
Everything he said was true I won’t even lie 😂😂😂. Us girls are soo indecisive 😂😭
@Isleofskye4 жыл бұрын
Hi Emma It's not just the indecision it's also the constant changing of their minds.. Worst recent example is an older Woman who had 2 large detached homes ( One Ex-Late Parents) and the other after her older Partner died leaving her the property ) . I asked where she was going to be the next day. Was she coming over..? YES! Great ! er, NO , actually because I have to go to Country to the other place. Anyway she changed her mind 15 times ! 8 times:London House-7 Times: Country place. A new Record...:)
@Uglyfromda2543 жыл бұрын
@@Isleofskye my guy it’s never dat serious
@Isleofskye3 жыл бұрын
Maybe but talking of that Lady she was really helpful to me as I bumped into her after working with her 35 years earlier when she was a Temp with the Company I worked for and she could not do enough for me until I, strongly, advised her to sell not rent one of her Houses as she could never live long enough to spend even part of the money she would get. Eventually, she decided to do that and got the (near) Million Pounds n Cash and.............................................I NEVER heard from her again :)
@emmaolive3 жыл бұрын
@@Isleofskye omg 😭😭
@Isleofskye3 жыл бұрын
Hi. Money talks loud and clear and changes many people as most people who have to divide up the contents of any Deceased's Estate will tell you:)
@RC_354 жыл бұрын
"You watch keep up with the Kardashians when you can't keep up with your bumboklaat self" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm fucking dead
@MrSteviesmozz4 жыл бұрын
When the well runs dry like Craig David fam HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@linusbroadbent27634 жыл бұрын
I love these stories! So relatable, cheers man! You’re a lad 😊
@JA-ne8yw4 жыл бұрын
I’m an arsenal fan but this man is funny so I’m sadly gonna have to subscribe during this self quarantine
@martinlobb38154 жыл бұрын
I'm a Arsenal fan but this guy is one funny man , love watching his Vlogs on matches win draw or lose he has me in stitches and he can laugh at himself as well so big 👍
@DieInYourBlood4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha the way you said Huawei 😂, you're a legend 😂
@citizenk81254 жыл бұрын
I'm a Gooner but have to respect your humour "if not the football club you support" lol ;0) "Chronicles of Punarnia...lol." Among the plethora of one-liners you delivered... lmao. "Yo X" you're just too funny my brother, you defo need your own show/platform on a national level, surely that's gotta be in the works? I lie people?
@AI-tc8fv4 жыл бұрын
3:44 makin space for it 😭😂😂
@tidehtee-day29094 жыл бұрын
CHRONICLES OF PUNANIA who even thinks of that
@trialzeez87424 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 I missed that one, only EX can say this ish👏😂
@TommyFLO4 жыл бұрын
"Draw the line bluhd, art degree settings." 😂
@slightunmake71884 жыл бұрын
Hurts me to say this as an arsenal fan but this guy is class can’t even deny it, keep up the good videos 🤣
@Josh-ei6xn4 жыл бұрын
Before this video started I was watching a advert on how women take the first step on there new relationship on this app then u have expressions going on a rant about it U just gotta love that shit😂😂
@SuperClsmooth4 жыл бұрын
Divorce settlement meals . ALWAYS have ur own cave 😂😂😂😂
@nathanokz27723 жыл бұрын
"The way he was talking about the hair on her back, I thought his girl was Prince Albert!" LOL! 😆
@Cole_King4 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many people are rubbing one out during this Coronavirus lockdown 😂😂😂
@fortune20064 жыл бұрын
@Ben Johnson was it over Jones lol
@malcolmd70504 жыл бұрын
Lol I ain’t rub shit out since the start of Feb still
@Quincy82AAC4 жыл бұрын
Expressions is wickedly funny. He should be a comedian.
@jakefabian4 жыл бұрын
The movie night ting is faxxx machine 🙄
@agefabulous14 жыл бұрын
Fuck me I'm dead "rougher than a nail file"😂😂😂
@afc2k114 жыл бұрын
Part 2? Yes please ex love your content of ex files 😂 have me creased
@joelscott0074 жыл бұрын
Bruv, I’ve been sleeping on the ex files! I’m about to bench watch all the other ones 😂 and I’m an Arsenal fan
@mikeb76544 жыл бұрын
Expressions keep doing your ting brudda, and keep up consistency, ur going places Stay safe# Stay at home
@beefsuprem02412 жыл бұрын
True, all women do that food shit. "Nah, I'm not hungry" Then wham hands on your food😤
@Punisher21934 жыл бұрын
Is there some kind of reward for best intro on KZbin?
@tidehtee-day29094 жыл бұрын
Rougher than a nail file im DEAD. Then calls homegirls nails a FOREIGN PS4 im dying Ex
@bradmuema24824 жыл бұрын
following EX all the way from Kenya🇰🇪🇰🇪... Arsenal fan though.. Big up man like X
@zeeshan1374 жыл бұрын
"You better scrape that make-up off back into the tin..."
@sharde85814 жыл бұрын
Expressions..always fire with the rapid fire entertainment. Respect.
@elainekerslake6865 Жыл бұрын
I'm almost becoming a spuds fan.....EX is rocking me.
@kester75833 жыл бұрын
21 questions like curtis Jackson..am dead lol
@fitzroicarter91014 жыл бұрын
RAAA!!! How accurate can you be
@TheOnlyWalton664 жыл бұрын
Lowkey sat watching this having a shit, creasing up, its now dried to my ringpiece. Gonna have to wetwipe now🤣
@FaisalAli-ch3zd4 жыл бұрын
🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 king of KZbin
@6f8593 жыл бұрын
You're not a prick, you're a Brick fam SOLID humor here.
@bradleykaluya66384 жыл бұрын
man said A-Train, I'm actually done fam 😂😭
@liquidgeorge4 жыл бұрын
Bradley Kaluya I was laughing like Walter White in his basement at that one fam 😭
@shaillalji69514 жыл бұрын
Me an arsenal fan but I can't help but notice that expressions is bare funny.
@MusaOzilOfficial4 жыл бұрын
Man said Prince Albert 😂😂
@purposedriven81564 жыл бұрын
Yesssss EX files are back. Just Know !!!!!!!
@papapabs1754 жыл бұрын
Never, ever fall for that one. You always, always buy them food. The worst that can happen is you have it the next day. You fail to buy them something & the world ends, BE WARNED 😱
@asher8294 жыл бұрын
Rahh I thought that was your yard😂😂😂
@alexm88594 жыл бұрын
Has me from start to finish 😂 keep it up bro.
@keanubailey50374 жыл бұрын
"That sonogo like my government name yaya"😂
@josephkwashi33014 жыл бұрын
Love the upper class accent in describing the pork pizza.
@humphreych3k3674 жыл бұрын
I'm not talking bout comedy that was romelu Lukaku at Man utd😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Can't wait for part 2 blood 😵