The Procrastination Song John Finnemore’s Souvenir Programme

[@Whightwolf]

I wish John would release an album

[@costlyblood1927]

anyone else listening to this when they're supposed to be doing work

[@fabulousmyriad267]

+Costlyblood its my guilty pleasure song when I get bored...oddly cathartic.

[@fionaelliott8708]

+Costlyblood I went to see this being recorded a week to the day before a huge essay deadline on Greek mythology (I'd written 2000 out of 4000 words). The two songs recorded were this one, and the Cerberus song in episode 6 of the series. It's like he KNEW.

[@fabulousmyriad267]

Fiona Elliott That's an awesome story. Its too bad you couldn't write an essay on John Finnemore the comic genius as I'm sure the words would just fly out!

[@imgayylmao8938]

wHAT????????!!!!!!!!!!!?!!? NO NEVER, DONT THINK OF ME AS A PEASANT (idek if i can spell but who gives a fuck)

[@lorrainecannatta1691]

yup I am hahaha

[@Witchofbarkleywoods]

I’ve got a big project But I am not scared I’ve got lots and lots of time I am calm and prepared I’ll start nice and early I’ll steadily climb Onwards step by step by step And do it a bit at a time Sooooooooo I’ll start of tomorrow or maybe the following day or the day after that No wait that’s a Sunday but definitely Monday, as soon as I’ve finished deworming the cat I’ll just clear my inbox and pair up my gym socks and start by the end of the week Once I’ve done all the cleaning and painted the ceiling and taught myself Russian, Swahili and Greek But I resent the implication this is mere procrastination It’s essential preparation well-worth getting right I am not procrastinating, I am simply wisely waiting In case some magic pixies come and do it in the night Soooooooooooooooooooo It’s time to begin it, but hang on a minute, the deadline’s still one week away I’ll just do some filing and grout all the tiling and how did that happen I’ve just got one day I’ll start bang on seven or nine or eleven or lunch or at least before bed Oh fine well alright then I’ll stay up all night do it all in ten hours while half off my head But I resent the implication it was mere procrastination The project underwent gestation sitting on the shelf I was not procrastinating, I was simply wisely waiting In case the project came to life and somehow did itself

[@PorgHeadedPest]

Thank you *_SO_* much for taking the immense time and effort to type that all out. I _have_ to learn this now!

[@NinStardust]

Anyone else wonder if John wrote this song whilst procrastinating over another big project? 😂

[@mischaalexander9156]

Big ‘writing dissertation’ energy

[@starlord2112]

I was going to give this a listen but I really need to cut my toenails first...

[@GabrielKnightz]

I hope one day John gets invited to direct an episode of Bobs Burgers.

[@FeralSwift]

This could also be the ADHD song.

[@marciacristinaleles8791]

Wooooow! I really loved it!💚🌹🥀🌷💚

[@krazycats564]

Are there like two minutes of complete silence?

[@muyenmendoza1630]

I started crying at the start of this song

[@jujurp08]

I have a project

[@Logan_Explores]

My current state lol

[@gryffinkat]

Anyone know which episode of JFSP this is from?

[@va6906]

John Finnemore’s Souvenir Programme s05e03

[@tristannamcleish]

get back to work slackers...