This episode is about sticks, heavy sticks and reinforced sticks. You have my attention.
@aldrinch87243 жыл бұрын
Do you like sticks? Name every shape they can have
@AgentTasmania3 жыл бұрын
Now where are my carrots?
@myleshunsdon7513 жыл бұрын
@@aldrinch8724 straight bent and curvy
@LuanMower553 жыл бұрын
@@myleshunsdon751 WRONG! STICK IS STICK!
@asonipselaup88493 жыл бұрын
Posted by the shadgang
@TheFizio3 жыл бұрын
Pros of bludgeons: bonk Cons of bludgeons: the Pros make them irrelevant
@user-fn5pu7go9o3 жыл бұрын
Bonk squad represent
@richynguyen83 жыл бұрын
Bonk
@StoonCoold3 жыл бұрын
ENENE
@paulpolito20013 жыл бұрын
Peak Percussive Persuasion
@avancalledrupert51303 жыл бұрын
I've completed nearly every game I've ever played with a pet , a lightning bolt and a mace 😆
@colonelkenpachi50093 жыл бұрын
Finally a response to shad and his big stick energy.
@TrueFork3 жыл бұрын
best thing is you don't need to pay for a scabbard nor the sharpening service
@Ak49xjx3 жыл бұрын
I realize this has nothing to do with the video; but, your name and profile picture are amazing!!
@idonthaveskill50543 жыл бұрын
@@Ak49xjx I agree
@nemesisofeden3 жыл бұрын
All Hail Big Stick
@shinpuppy503 жыл бұрын
Everywhere I see stick, I hear his voice
@torporvasflam86703 жыл бұрын
Concerning hand shock, one method to reduce (not eliminate) the vibrations is to allow your wrist and grip to slacken upon impact, then taking back control during the tools rebound. Whip the weight forward then snatch it back after impact. The worst pain comes from trying to control the force during impact. This is a necessary technique learned by people in trades that swing repetitively all day.
@LendriMujina Жыл бұрын
Funny enough, there's a book in The Elder Scrolls games that gives this exact advice. Reading it boosts your Blunt skill in Oblivion and One-Handed skill in Skyrim/Online.
@torporvasflam8670 Жыл бұрын
@@LendriMujina Oh man I didn't catch that in my play throughs. Embarrased to say but I've rarely read the books in game. I wonder where the game devs learned it from. I had to learn technique to conserve energy in a brush clearing job where I used a machete all day every day.
@strangerinastrangeland6865 Жыл бұрын
Do some work in demolitions or groundwork’s and you learn that quickly
@submari1129 Жыл бұрын
Similarly a drummer does something similar too I think. Someone go fact check that
@backyardmechanic314 Жыл бұрын
@@submari1129drummers do it more to have the sticks bounce back up for them, when I chip ice I use a solid steel chipper and basically throw it at the ground because if I keep hold on it it feels like the bones in my hands start to lock up
@johannesbuchholz32933 жыл бұрын
Blunts, especially maces, are my favorite type of RPG weapons. I just think they look really badass.
@hosheaak26723 жыл бұрын
They dont just looks awesome there also pretty effective, swords and spears get way to much attention
@Aevum13th3 жыл бұрын
@@hosheaak2672 I don't find spears all that common or focused on in RPGs. Double headed axes are more common.
@hosheaak26723 жыл бұрын
@@Aevum13th Uh doesnt have to be in RPGs to get attention. In the HEMA community spears extremely overrated
@mementomori-66662 жыл бұрын
fantasy maybe, in kingdom come or just rl theyre boring tho warhammers are acceptable
@nikmenn27512 жыл бұрын
@@hosheaak2672 spears have well deserved attention in difference to swords.
@wisard7343 жыл бұрын
Maces are underrated to be blunt, but axes have the edge.
@andrewsock62033 жыл бұрын
And nothing is as low as undermining. 🤣
@andrewsock62033 жыл бұрын
Or are maces blunt to be underrated 🤔
@schismannihilator40853 жыл бұрын
Then again, spears always got the point across 🤔
@andrewsock62033 жыл бұрын
@@schismannihilator4085 that’s going out on a limb 😉😂
@guyjackson18393 жыл бұрын
Maces do not need an edge, just specifically because a blunt weapon unless you get a kill shot with your axe every single time, a blunt weapon is a lot better because 99.9% of the time you are going for a head shot kill shot
@groundbreaker913 жыл бұрын
I always found blunt weapons like maces and hammers to be more fascinating than swords. While not as graceful or elegant, they always struck me as being far more versatile, and even terrifying to a degree.
@daruphir2 жыл бұрын
If you want terrifying try axes speaking from experience the injuries are... Tantalizing
@CallMeMimi272 жыл бұрын
sword injuries: a cut off limb, a bleeding. (lame) hammer injuries: fucked up limbs that hurt like hell because all the tissue has gained the consistency of a sausage, bones became splinters and the limb will need to be removed later without anesthetic because medieval times, internal hemorrhage, internal organs ruptured. (brutal af)
@batteredwarrior2 жыл бұрын
How are they in any way "more versatile"? They are essentially specialised for use against armor by someone with a shield and wearing armour themselves. They have fewer potential techniques got their use too...
@CallMeMimi272 жыл бұрын
@@batteredwarrior sword: needs 257 different ways to be swinged because it sucks hammer: swing from left to right to fuck you up. "haha broken skull goes brrrr"
@timelineenjoyer2 жыл бұрын
@@batteredwarrior more versatile things require less specialization. The specialization of technique to compensate for effectiveness is literally a response to lack of versatility
@fallenbirch97843 жыл бұрын
Lord: you peasant, you’re going to war with me Peasant: uhhhh I can’t afford a weapon Lord: *glances at branch* NONSENSE
@andrewsock62033 жыл бұрын
Lord cuts your left arm off and says use that as a club 👍
@ivanwrsong47923 жыл бұрын
@@andrewsock6203 Going the route of Sir Daniel Fortesque i see.
@BlommaBaumbart3 жыл бұрын
Username checks out.
@andrewsock62033 жыл бұрын
@@ivanwrsong4792 now I have to research thanks to you😕😉
@AayYoWhatUp3 жыл бұрын
Yall got any cheese
@mateuszwesoowski95833 жыл бұрын
In Poland although you were born with the saber the actual weapon for doing someone dirty on the daily was called a nadziak. It was cross between a horsemen's pick and a walking stick. It was so efficient when it comes to lethality that it was actually banned outside of war time. Back when saber duels were considered an entertaining pass time. The extra leverage from the walking stick length, combined with a long spike (doubling as a handle in its walking stick configuration) meant that a single connecting blow often ended both the quarrel and the recipient in one strike. In sabre duels you got some slashes, maybe lost some fingers or an ear. A swing with the nadziak was usually deadly unless it hit the extremities. The swinging motion meant that if you hit the soft belly you ripped the insides to shreds. A hit to the rib cage punctured lungs because of the length of the back spike. And the skull was either punctured or fractured or both. While it was less good for defense or parrying, there wasn't much need for that after you landed the first blow. It's a scary weapon. Similar to your warhammer, only a longer haft, no top and side spikes, and the back spike is a lot longer leaving room to grip it as a handle or al least half handle in the walking stick configuration. These alongside with koncerz (a type of estoc) were the preferred anti armor options used by the hussars on military campaigns.
@puddintame63102 жыл бұрын
I wish Cold Steel made a longer handle than the one they offer with their warhammer, so it could double as a walking stick. Have you heard of a fokos/fokosh? I believe also called a shepherds axe.
@mateuszwesoowski95832 жыл бұрын
@@puddintame6310 Oh you can buy them easy in Polish highlands. Here they call them "ciupaga". Most are just ornamental tourist attractions (often with a wooden head just for show) but you can find fully functional ones as well if you step off the main tourist paths. It's one of the main icons of polish highlanders called "góral". As for nadziak Richard Marsden has a good video, he got one custom built.
@puddintame63102 жыл бұрын
@@mateuszwesoowski9583, thank you! Who builds the ciupaga? Are they custom made or commercially manufactured?
@mateuszwesoowski95832 жыл бұрын
@@puddintame6310 Both. On the tourist tracks you will get mass produced ones, often with a wooden head - they are purely decorative or great toys for kids. (i had one long long time ago) In some shops you will find some that are of higher quality and ornamentation but not fit to chop wood, more of cool and expensive walking sticks. I'd probably suggest these unless you plan to do some reenactments, and even if you do you can find ones that will withstand some wear. There are some shops that will sell you the real deal - mostly next to traditional blacksmith workshops, but the ones really fit for chopping wood and fighting will probably have to be custom made i think. The custom made you'll be able to get from most blacksmiths in Poland but they will cost you a little bit, the rest will be available mostly in Tatry that's the southern mountains near Zakopane city.
@mateuszwesoowski95832 жыл бұрын
The good custom made ones will start around 200PLN+ thats not much, 50+$. But they can go up to 1000 PLN thats 250$. The semi good walking sticks will be around 100-200 PLN. The tourist stuff will be below 100 PLN (around 25$) The expensive ones can have really intricate wood carving and metal head ornamentation. But i would go for smooth and sturdy.
@peterscott26623 жыл бұрын
Definitely the first choice for the Zombie Apocalypse. Low maintenance, durable, unlikely to get stuck in Zombie, and breaks bones to disable or end them.
@Brocuzgodlocdunfamdogson Жыл бұрын
PZ players wondering exactly how they managed to break a crowbar while smashing zombie heads.
@BlissfullWulf8 ай бұрын
@@Brocuzgodlocdunfamdogson There's a lot of braindead hardheads out there.
@arbiterskiss66922 ай бұрын
Crowbars are also effective for moving rubble and other large objects. No police officer will question why you have a crowbar in the trunk, it's practical!
@tordlindgren21233 жыл бұрын
Skall.. when you said 'nerds sitting on a couch eating Doritos' I was actually in the middle of the process on opening a bag of chips while sitting on the couch. how did you know?
@Skallagrim3 жыл бұрын
I know my audience. ;)
@Sunfun8183 жыл бұрын
Tord I second that I was just munching on Doritos cool ranch sitting on couch and surprised how he knew?
@Sunfun8183 жыл бұрын
I’ve always had a large hockey stick and a Louisville slugger around the house back in s Korea. Skall great video man love your content as always
@rumpelpumpel76873 жыл бұрын
xD i felt caught likewise at ~ 0:37 ^^
@ew36123 жыл бұрын
Lucky for me I was in bed.
@SouthwestLarson3 жыл бұрын
“Swords are where it’s at for thrusting” Spears: am I a joke to you?
@Hicklife953 жыл бұрын
Rapiers am I a joke to you
@generaldurchbruchmuller3 жыл бұрын
Pokie bois
@yourmajestythegoldentoilet67443 жыл бұрын
@@Hicklife95 Rapier is a sword.
@Hicklife953 жыл бұрын
@@yourmajestythegoldentoilet6744 I wouldn't called a rapier a sword There like cousins but really not the same
@Happycide3 жыл бұрын
@@Hicklife95 a rapier is a type of sword, just looked it up
@JohnDoe-nq4du3 жыл бұрын
I've been trying to decide whether to go to the Bard's College, or join the Thieves' Guild. I'm weighing the prose and the cons.
@grayanotoxin61313 жыл бұрын
Hey, I just wanted to pop in and tell you that your joke has gone wildly underappreciated, but that I see you. Thank you for the laugh.
@themanofmemes49113 жыл бұрын
I despise you with all my being now, but the joke was good nonetheless
@BigPanda0963 жыл бұрын
Underrated joke. People need to learn what words mean.
@blizzardgaming70703 жыл бұрын
Well one is a collection of fetch quests not even related to bards and the other is one of, if not the most developed quest line in the game.
@blizzardgaming70703 жыл бұрын
You’re missing an “i” in that last word
@j.vinton40393 жыл бұрын
That OG Warhammer is beautiful. Not obnoxiously big, and not small either. Great craftsmanship on it as well. I’d love to learn how to use that.
@nobodyofimprotance76153 жыл бұрын
I was wondering if longer maces were a thing (I'm a writer, and they're in my book). Then you immediately showed one. Thanks.
@raphaelvonalchemy73903 жыл бұрын
What's the name of your book?
@nobodyofimprotance76153 жыл бұрын
@@raphaelvonalchemy7390 I can't know for sure until it's published. I have a working title, but it's likely to change by the time it is written.
@eyesofstatic96413 жыл бұрын
@@nobodyofimprotance7615 good luck with your book!
@hosheaak26723 жыл бұрын
Yeah but not very popular, polearms were basically maces with other stuff on it that made it more versatile
@varggrose59312 жыл бұрын
@@nobodyofimprotance7615 Hey what the hell, instant curiosity. Is your book out?
@essenkillerthezombiektz50263 жыл бұрын
Big con: very hard to spar with as trainers are still dangerous
@TheKingDain3 жыл бұрын
Training with polehammers and poleaxes with my friend at my local HEMA-club. Yes, we have to be careful, even if the weapon's parts are made of rubber on a wooden pole.
@binalith48983 жыл бұрын
@@TheKingDain your mom and i were training just like that last night.
@kevingray49803 жыл бұрын
And the feel of sparring with trainers is completely different from the real thing.
@planescaped3 жыл бұрын
@@binalith4898 Brings me right back to 7th grade...
@texasbeast2393 жыл бұрын
@@binalith4898 - No, running around in your training bra is NOT just like HEMA training. So just don't.
@LeDomge3 жыл бұрын
"I bought a warhammer" "Oh, how much did cost?" "40K"
@QualityPen3 жыл бұрын
40k what? Iranian Rials? That’s like… 4 dollars. Didn’t someone teach you to include units with your numbers when you took physics? ;)
@drmadrid13 жыл бұрын
“I got that reference.”
@shan9usfc3 жыл бұрын
The Gryphon Rider from Warcraft 3 says that line.
@gideonmele15563 жыл бұрын
@@QualityPen generally taught that in elementary mathematics but now that’s heresy “Blessed is the mind too small for doubt” - some ministorum person probably
@Alex-tn7pv3 жыл бұрын
You said warhammer instead of war hammer on the internet. GW is going to sue you now.
@chadreilly3 жыл бұрын
If all you have is a hammer, every person looks like a nail.
@argumentcrusader3 жыл бұрын
Poetic
@thepacific29333 жыл бұрын
@@argumentcrusader indeed
@silverjohn60373 жыл бұрын
Sometimes a nail is just a nail.
@JerehmiaBoaz3 жыл бұрын
If all you have is a blunt, everyone looks hammered.
@luzfire75233 жыл бұрын
Not sure if that is a Pro or a Con
@ryanadams26713 жыл бұрын
When I found the dwarven hammer in The Witcher 3 Wild Hunt I fell in love and basically didn’t use anything else the rest of the game. I love them in most games just due to the sheer force they produce at the point of impact. Who cares if they eat a third of your stamina with every swing. 🤷🏻♂️
@sordschie39443 жыл бұрын
Same, feel it 😁
@arx35163 жыл бұрын
I wanted to use an axe for monsters and a sword for humans, but there are no silver axes in the game!
@carlborg80233 жыл бұрын
@@arx3516 I used axes for humans and swords for monsters. Humans wear armour and weapons with which to attempt to parry, monsters don't and are usually larger with deeper vitals. Thus the logic.
@zubbworks Жыл бұрын
Yah got two more thirds so I don't see the problem.
@FeedMeChaos1 Жыл бұрын
@@carlborg8023 spear or glaive for monsters, maces for humans would be my setup
@philip19503 жыл бұрын
I always loved the hammer fight between Willem Dafoe and Michael Pare at the end of Streets of Fire-particularly the way they use the heads of the hammer to defend from each other’s blows or to pull their opponent off balance.
@KorithStoneheart11 ай бұрын
I need to watch that
@mnk90733 жыл бұрын
Kingdom Come: Deliverance became so much easier once I realised that the big blunt chunk of metal I use to knock out knights sucks for everyone else too...
@tommerker80633 жыл бұрын
early game they are awesome, but with the right perks longsword is king
@man____moth64683 жыл бұрын
Kind of ruins combat when you realise you can forget spacing and feints and everything and just walk up to a guy with your guard vertical and just bonk him on the noggin twice
@longschlongjohnson64703 жыл бұрын
@@tommerker8063 well that's because swords have like 3x the techniques of all the other weapons lol
@tommerker80633 жыл бұрын
@@longschlongjohnson6470 true, but i'm talking about perks like tin opener from blacksmithing, or serated edge, this is what realy makes bladed weapons strong
@SirDieALot6663 жыл бұрын
I just grabbed the best axe and chop choppy chop some motherfuckers in that game.
@johndododoe14113 жыл бұрын
Relatively soft metal like lead or gold. Imagine trying to assassinate a king and getting your head smashed in by his symbolic sceptre.
@darkalleyrambler85203 жыл бұрын
To add insult to injury, imagine remaining conscious just long enough to see him move into cave your face in with one of those fancy overwrought spheres that often went with the scepter.
@rumpelpumpel76873 жыл бұрын
@@darkalleyrambler8520 globus cruciger that is. In german it is called Reichsapfel - which translates to reign apple. It symbolizes the world (the orb) and the power of church and god (a cross, soldered on top of it) while the sceptre symbolizes the power of king/emperor. Earthly ruling power and heavenly ruling power as symbols united within the hands of one - that's basically the idea. sorry for smartassing xD but getting bludgeoned to death by the ultimate symbols of power ... if i have to die, that would be my way of leaving for sure ;D
@jacobvardy3 жыл бұрын
@@rumpelpumpel7687 it might symbolise the world but was chosen because a mace could penetrate armour. Kings and their bodyguards carried maces to take down plate armoured assassins. Which led to it becoming the symbol of monarchy from the Turks to the English.
@rumpelpumpel76873 жыл бұрын
@@jacobvardy that is partially true, mate. The scepter as a sign of power is much older than plate armour, and much older than 'the turks' or 'the brits' as a more or less homogeneous nation. Scepters are already mentioned in the bible and depicted in egyptian culture as well as with some roman dieties. And while you are absolutely right about the fact, that noble men, archdukes and rulers, kings and emperors used to have maces with incredibly detailed ornamentation in high and late medieval times and further on (which originated from the east, probably from the turks), the actual source of idea for the scepter was not to make a bludgeon look pretty and less intimidating. It had become a pure symbole of power. The material used for ruling scepters (mostly precious metal and rich embellishment with gems) made the ruling scepters (like the one that the emperor of holy roman empire would have had, for example) not dangerous to armoured, let alone plate-amoured, attackers at all. But yes, there where very rich ornamented maces that could have done the job quite well. And those did develope wven further with the attacks of a united turkish ppl from the east and became symbols of power for lesser rulers like bailiffs, reeves, heralds, marshalls and other military or civil leaders.
@lr-zf1ow3 жыл бұрын
Revolutionary peasent: we will free the land! Monarch: *BONK*
@ObjectHistory3 жыл бұрын
Historically an advantage of impact weapons is that non-warriors often already had the muscle memory to use them well from manual labor. Meanwhile there is hacking through brush with a blade and whatnot but swords are really more about specialized, developed skill in swinging properly. For this discussion I’m kind of counting the axe as an impact weapon despite it having a blade... same mass distribution that Skall talked about as with a war hammer, etc.
@SantaMuerte18133 жыл бұрын
You need blade alignment for axes, too. The same for machetes and billhooks, sickles and scythes, hoes and pickaxes, etc.pp. The common people being predominently farmers and often forced to do all kinds of handywork either at their lord's lands or their own can be assumed to have plenty of experience of swinging properly. Also, even foot soldiers were often equipped with swords as can be seen for examples on the Saxonians, a germanic tribe named after their short swords.
@ObjectHistory3 жыл бұрын
@@SantaMuerte1813 An axe does need the alignment as well, good point. But I think the way you swing a sword in a fight is very different from pruning with farming tools like billhooks, etc. (back to muscle memory).
@FrankBocker3 жыл бұрын
I just finished typing up a long-ish comment from a carpenter's perspective, then stumbled on this relevant content. Object History isn't wrong. The fact that the target is animate, mobile, and trying not to get killed does really change things a lot, but I know just enough about swords to be certain that they have fundamentally different body mechanics that I don't know well. If I'm handed a billhook or a war hammer and told to kill, my first problem is how to deal with the enemy's guard. If I'm handed a sword, my first problem is how to actually cut things with it in one swing.
@kamilszadkowski88643 жыл бұрын
@@SantaMuerte1813 Axes don't necessarily need a blade alignment to be effective. Primo, you can use the butt of the axe. Microanalysis of the axes found in my country (from the early Middle Ages) showed that butts were made from better material and received better heat treatment than blades suggesting that at least in this region the blunt striking face of an axe was thought to be more important. Secundo, even if you are trying to use the blade of the axe and mess up the blade alignment, it still can make some serious damage thanks to its mass distribution. "even foot soldiers were often equipped with swords" --- How often though? I don't think we can make a proper estimation for the early and high Middle Ages. The late Medieval period is a different story. Plenty of written sources, including payrolls that often specified the armament of employed men-at-arms.
@SantaMuerte18133 жыл бұрын
@@kamilszadkowski8864 Since my point was to provide arguments that the ordinary levied soldier can be assumed to be able to swing a bladed weapon properly by giving examples of common tools that need edge or point alignment to be used effectively, it follows, that I was talking about axes needing the alignment if you want to actually cut wood with them. And even if those wouldn't need edge alignment to work effectively, the other tools I mentioned do. Heck, even hammers need face alignment, if you dont want to bend or break the nail/rivet/dowel. And couldn't the better heat treatment for the axe butts also simply mean, that they were used as hammers, too? The combo of axe and hammer was very common from Frisia to the Baltics and further south to modern day Poland.
@heroismismissing95163 жыл бұрын
I've always had a preference for staves and long polearms, particularly for practical / actual use, particularly as a hiker it can be worthwhile to invest in a nice walking stick/battle stave.
@kamaeq3 жыл бұрын
I use the base an old broken US Army issue FM antenna. Hold with the base down, you have a nimble longsword size stave, hold at the cut end, you have a 2 hand mace. Great walking stick too...
@gamerleal92652 жыл бұрын
Would it be better to get a staff made by a Carpenter rather than an Arms Smith?
@Sr_ECO2 жыл бұрын
I prefer axes and blunt weapons (especially warhammers) because in the case of axes they don't need to be really sharp, some can be used as tools and they can do pretty nasty damage to a person
@dvmpld9103 Жыл бұрын
@@kamaeq I know it's a while but I'm curious. How did you get an old army antenna ?
@kamaeq Жыл бұрын
@@dvmpld9103 Commo soldier. The old FM antenna set was never sold as single parts so when the top male screw snapped off in the bottom, it was discard and get a new one. Be aware that TSA has a hissy fit because it has a coax cable down the middle so they think it is some kind of sword cane. Funny as all get out to watch them try to figure out how to pull the nonexistant blade out.
@despicableduffer7504 Жыл бұрын
i wish we had more instructors like you back in the middle ages, it would have really helped. the instructor we had just couldn't explain things well, he was a veteran who had lost most of his teeth"
@kevingooley96283 жыл бұрын
Skall: the mace doesn't thrust well. The Flemish: Good Day sir!
@janbernad47293 жыл бұрын
*starts sweating in French accent*
@petersmythe64623 жыл бұрын
The Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up? 140 Flemish villagers: Muahahaha That's what we wanted to think! *Red alert 3 music plays*
@lordfawful23293 жыл бұрын
The Spear-club: Goudendag!
@thorin6933 жыл бұрын
That 2 handed mace with a spike out the front, well that is a very good day sir!
@JagEterCoola3 жыл бұрын
The Godentag: _OH BOY!_
@Mortvent3 жыл бұрын
One reason for a thrust with a stave or other blunt weapon is to knock them off balance, gain some distance (especially staves),etc. Sure you can not really thrust for maximum damage, but tactical advantages can be gained.
@chengkuoklee57343 жыл бұрын
Yes, by pointing your weapon strategically (especially with longer reach) you can limit enemy attacking choice/angle.
@paddlesaddlelad18813 жыл бұрын
im pretty sure its gonna hurt too
@ScottKenny19783 жыл бұрын
Makes a good way to put them out of rhythm.
@Santisima_Trinidad3 жыл бұрын
@@paddlesaddlelad1881 if you hit them just right it can basically end the fight, especially of it's a thrust to the neck. They can be effectively incapacitated for a second or two just catching there breath. During those couple of seconds you can cave therw skull in. Does obviously depend on them not wearing armour where you want to be hitting them, but it's a thing.
@logandunlap91563 жыл бұрын
this is the reason push kicks/teeps exist
@RevantheBlack3 жыл бұрын
Sticks: I sense this is a response video to a certain stick loving Australian...
@Cru1283 жыл бұрын
A certain Shadiversity.
@Adam_okaay3 жыл бұрын
STICK!
@L_Monke3 жыл бұрын
STICK VERY GOOD!
@Flaming-Hedgehog3 жыл бұрын
"That's not a stick"
@sagagis3 жыл бұрын
@@Flaming-Hedgehog (takes another stick) "THIS is a stick"
@zarlsalamandersspacemarine3023 жыл бұрын
"Swords are where it's at for thrusts" (Cries in spear)
@voidwise3 жыл бұрын
Awesome video 👌 This was a video I requested two livestreams ago, and I'm always pleased with how you present your views. Thanks for covering my favourite weapon class 💥🔨
@terrorbilly33673 жыл бұрын
reminds me of a scene in goblin slayer when he says to adventurer that just lost a sword to use a club"cheap, requires little to no maintenance"
@Wastelandman70003 жыл бұрын
And he's right. Hammer a few nails in and nip them off as spikes and you have a cheap and fearsome weapon.
@franciscoromancirigliano78873 жыл бұрын
When was the last time you needed to give maintenance to your personal cool stick? Me neither, and thats why its cool
@Devin_Stromgren3 жыл бұрын
@@Wastelandman7000 Those nails do come with the risk of splitting the wood, although that risk can be lessened if you use hand forged or cut nails instead of modern round ones.
@thiago2923 жыл бұрын
@@Devin_Stromgren even if the wood splits, you still can do a considerable amount of damage with it, and it's also really easy and cheap to repair or simply get another one
@rickengle72083 жыл бұрын
@@Devin_Stromgren laughs in guttentag
@scaldedape62133 жыл бұрын
When all you have is a Shillelagh, everyone looks like a protestant.
@seanthomasdowd3 жыл бұрын
Gael du bragh
@not-a-theist82513 жыл бұрын
lmao
@ThePhysicalReaction3 жыл бұрын
Everyone is a big man until they get wacked by a high strength warrior wielding a low level weapon weapon with good strength scaling
@Ontarianmm3 жыл бұрын
Amen
@Arachnoid_of_the_underverse3 жыл бұрын
@@ThePhysicalReaction Alls fair in love and war if you roll two sixes
@MM-sx7zs3 жыл бұрын
CON: More exhausting, I know it was brought up that one should always keep the momentum going, but in a stressful situation like combat(or even just sparing), there are so many things going on at once that even if you do remember to do so, it's still likely to not be as efficient as it could be and this will drain you of energy faster. Also, to the point of impact and shock, that'll also drain you faster. Taking consistent shocks of that level again and again will tire and/or hurt the fingers, wrist, elbow, and even shoulder depending on how the strike connects(if it connects at all), your stance, rigidity of the target, and weight of your weapon. Although, there are mitigating measures that can be taken, like gloves, better handles, stances, certain techniques, etc... Note: I am not a fighter, nor a martial artist, nor am I as experienced in Skall is. Not even a novice. I have, however, swung a hell of a lot of hammers, sledges, pickaxes, mauls, axes, mallets, etc... I am *more* than aware of the pain of shock from badly designed or cheap handles, and have been(and am at the time of writing) exhausted by the impact of the tools more than the swinging of them. Shock can severely hurt you, and can do permanent damage to joints, tendons, and ligaments. Note-Part-Two: This is from experience and from what Skall has taught me about his craft. I could have(and probably did) got something wrong, or misjudged something from what Skall has taught me. The only thing I am certain of is the effects and importance of impact shock and its mitigation, which is where my real-world experience lies. PRO: Get to feel like a Caveman. This is a nonnegotiable pro and I will not accept nor tolerate criticism towards my Unga-Bunga.
@ScottKenny19783 жыл бұрын
It's a great stress reliever to go caveman on something. Especially when that something has been pissing you off.
@devilryinpoetry3 жыл бұрын
Best comment ever.
@MM-sx7zs3 жыл бұрын
@@devilryinpoetry Thank You? Was that to me or the other commenter?
@devilryinpoetry3 жыл бұрын
@@MM-sx7zs I was responding to your original comment. It was very well written and enjoyable to read "I will not accept criticism towards my Unga-Bunga" right on.
@MM-sx7zs3 жыл бұрын
@@devilryinpoetry :) Another coinsure of the Unga-Arts I see.
@bulbakip63802 жыл бұрын
I mainly use a mace and shield in Kingdom Come: Deliverance because there are no drawbacks besides reach and speed. But one good bonk is all I need.
@randomfactsthatdontmatter34662 жыл бұрын
They made maces way too op. I absolutely love KCD but I think that it's a real shame that swords become obsolete almost immediately. Literally every other melee weapon type trumps swords, whether it's axes, maces, the limited pole arms, I think even shields to an extent.
@jurgisvalancauskas40062 жыл бұрын
@@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 and this is pretty realistic. Most people were using spears, maces, clubs. More effective, cheaper and requires much less training. Swords were more like secondary weapon and reserved for the better off citizens or guard, anyway. You don't see spears or clubs, maces glorified in medieval art because it was considered not noble weapons that were considered brutish and more associated with poorer classes of people
@randomfactsthatdontmatter34662 жыл бұрын
@@jurgisvalancauskas4006 realistic sure. Doesn't translate that well into gameplay. There are no sword techniques against armor like in real life either. Only bonking until they fall.
@batteredwarrior2 жыл бұрын
"No drawbacks"...gives two major drawbacks. 🤣
@batteredwarrior2 жыл бұрын
@@jurgisvalancauskas4006 simply not true...particularly in the mid to late middle ages... Then most people could afford swords. Maces, war hammers and clubs are not "more effective" than swords. It depends on context. You see all of those weapons fairly often in medieval art...
@jakefromtx3 жыл бұрын
idea for a video Skall: discuss the evolution of Greek swords (kopis, falcata, xiphos). It would be interesting to know how they are related and changed over time. I know you have talked about bronze swords, but the focus of this video would be the temporal evolution of various greek sword styles. I love your historic/archaeology videos, so it's just a thought!
@Orcus__3 жыл бұрын
The almighty pommel is clearly the best tool to bludgeon someone rightly.
@TheodoreAzlain3 жыл бұрын
I bet that´s how they got the idea for the mace. Just put a pommel on a stick and you´ll be fine.
@fatguyfrommy84213 жыл бұрын
If you gotta end someone, might as well end them rightly
@23AlexandreJ3 жыл бұрын
If you think about it, a mace is just a pommel in a stick
@retroterro3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious
@rhett50583 жыл бұрын
Nice to see an original joke on the channel.
@brianfuller76913 жыл бұрын
Blunt weapons and blunt force trauma, yeah! There's a reason why blunt weapons are both very old and still popular today. Whatever you hit will have a bad day.
@gurneyman853 жыл бұрын
Whatever he hits...he destroys.
@Wastelandman70003 жыл бұрын
Yep, getting hit in the arm by a sword wearing mail may break the arm. A hammer will pulverize the bone into splinters.
@juniperrodley98433 жыл бұрын
Tis a fighting strategy older than the dinosaurs: hit it with something long topped with something heavy.
@cappuccinosnephew13823 жыл бұрын
@@Wastelandman7000 Basically, either way, you're not using the arm again if you're hit with a blunt mace/hammer unless you have plate, and even then you might still be fucked.
@muhammadabdulrehman15403 жыл бұрын
You know the best part about blunt weapons? Even stupid people can use them. You know the worst part about blunt weapons? Even stupid people can use them.
@andrewsock62033 жыл бұрын
You know the other worst part about blunt weapons, Even stupid people can make them.
@muhammadabdulrehman15403 жыл бұрын
@@andrewsock6203 Oh God, I just realized you're right.
@allduckslikewater80173 жыл бұрын
You know that blunt joke about blunt weapons? Even blunt people can use them
@zoraklocust40883 жыл бұрын
You know the blunt part about blunt weapons? Even blunt people can blunt them
@nome97523 жыл бұрын
yeah but spears exists
@lemonlefleur62363 жыл бұрын
I feel like I recall seeing a manuscript for blunt weapons in which you’d strike an opponents wrist, breaking in it before swinging your weapon around and striking their head. Since then I’ve found blunt weapons simple fascinating
@aroniusplantonius9108 Жыл бұрын
Is there a place where i can find such manuscripts?
@danpitzer7653 жыл бұрын
The hand shock is a very real issue. I've got some time with maces and staves, and I got so sick of it that I set up a blocking dummy and started wailing on it, trying to build up a tolerance for it. I mostly just got sore hands and wrists.
@junichiroyamashita3 жыл бұрын
That Odo mace is really really nice,i would love to have a design like this in real life,with maybe a spike on top to give all around effectiveness. Like a deluxe goedendag.
@johndododoe14113 жыл бұрын
It has a nice punching face already.
@feroexe79653 жыл бұрын
I like maces because of that one LOTR scene where Sauron was going ham on the soldiers
@ROYBGP3 жыл бұрын
I like them because it's a stick with a fucking ball at the end. Brutal and simple. Love it.
@xeskenn183 жыл бұрын
@@ROYBGP I welcome you to the Club Club
@vantablack38312 жыл бұрын
Maces for the win. For the Eowyn ;)
@gamerweapon46152 жыл бұрын
I love Maces for the *EXACT* same reason
@magoshighlands40743 жыл бұрын
Nice to see you in a happy, bouncey mood Skall! That damn smile of yours is so bloody infectious!
@kurtslavain3 жыл бұрын
As much as I like and favour axes, maces are severely underrated in popular media and they deserve more badass representation in movies and games.
@thepoglin84792 жыл бұрын
I remember reading about how during a roman civil war a general lured the roman heavy cavalry into a a trap. They then surounded them and proceeded to beat them with clubs and maces to get around their armour
@dexaphobia80853 жыл бұрын
It’s interesting to think of cavemen practicing and training with their wooden clubs, they had the same brains we have now so it’s very likely that they at least formed some simple martial art systems.
@kevingooley96283 жыл бұрын
We see neolithic cultures in modern times trained with their clubs and spears, and had "systems", so it only makes sense paleolithic cultures did too. And it is cool to think about.
@Riceball013 жыл бұрын
That depends on your definition of caveman though. Are we talking about early humans like Neandertals & Cro Magnon? Or are we talking really early man, like proto-humans like Homo habilis or earlier?
@mangoe95233 жыл бұрын
@@kevingooley9628 at the very very least you would share what works well when hitting someone with a club, the only question is when does it become a "martial art"
@Glimmlampe19823 жыл бұрын
The thing is, before the Neolithic revolution,there wasn't that much fighting between humans to develop a full fetched martial art. Sure there was some fighting and killing,but very few. Because basically there was enough of everything (except food sometimes). But wood,some e and bone was basically all they used,and that's readily available. So i guess they probably practiced fighting against animals,and used that in the rare case of actual fighting.
@pavolverescak17123 жыл бұрын
It all needed to begin somewhere
@loneronin68133 жыл бұрын
I would love to see a video that discusses hand shock in-depth. I think hearing Skall's thoughts on which weapons may have more or less hand shock than others and his expertise on any possible training or technique that may correct or lessen hand shock, etc. If this has already been done I apologize in advance.
@45calibermedic3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely, it would be interesting to see more discussion of vibrational nodes in swords and other weapons. For example, some thrusting swords are apparently poorly set up for hard cuts due to the distribution of mass and subsequent placement of areas of maximal stiffness, which leads to a lot of hand shock and vibration in the blade (as well as inferior cuts or even damage to the sword, depending on how it's made). I'm sure that there's a lot ot say about non-swords as well.
@loneronin68133 жыл бұрын
@@45calibermedic Cool! :D Yeah I would definitely watch that video. Thanks so much for reading and responding to my comment, by the way :)
@rg-pq1kb3 жыл бұрын
"ive seen that a number of times in zombie head tests" this is going into my file of sentences you didnt hear 30 years ago
@LuxisAlukard3 жыл бұрын
That's a great hobby you got!
@novashnova12323 жыл бұрын
I wont lie, 1:03 I paused to see that smile....it cheered me up after a very very bad day. Thank you Skall
@James-ep2bx3 жыл бұрын
Mauls(two hand club/hammers) where one of the historical great equalizers, along side pikes and crossbows, any reasonably fit shlup can use a maul and most could get one, and as demonstrated no matter how great a high borns armor a hefty maul and a strong swing can still kill and/or maim them Also lets not forget the guten tag had it's reputation for a reason
@junichiroyamashita3 жыл бұрын
How funny,yesterday i was looking at the episodes of this series about the spear and the axe,and hoping you would make one on maces The point about blunt weapons is.... everything with a weight is a blunt weapon,some more apt than others. That means that we can have many different ways to hit and fight with these weapons. Look at a tonfa,a mace,a sjambok whip,a sap,a nunchaku,a mere,a rattan stick,a weight on a chain. They are all blunts.
@shoegazer41133 жыл бұрын
I wonder what skal would think of a kanabo, it's like a mace but THICC
@junichiroyamashita3 жыл бұрын
@@shoegazer4113 look up Gunbai Ancient Japanese military for the different types of kanabo
@MonkeyJedi993 жыл бұрын
Nunchaku are weighted self-harm devices, not effective weapons. Get stick!
@junichiroyamashita3 жыл бұрын
@@MonkeyJedi99 sadly,it is not. Shad has a new myth in the fantasy world but a wrong one. Look up Object History response. Honestly.
@Santisima_Trinidad3 жыл бұрын
@@junichiroyamashita i mean, you say it's a myth, but it's really not. Nunchucks, using the common name because i am, in fact, a commoner, aren't technically a weapon. Looking into the history of them, they are literally just a tool used for threshing. The reason they were used for weapons was because they were avaliable, not because they can do anything particularly good. Much like a hoe, and despiteveing a pretty common weapon, those don't have a particular martial art. Now, They can certainly hit stuff. But, theres a reason so many of the techniques for fighting with nunchucks are centered around making them not hit you. It's because they can hit you. And no matter which way you swing it (well, there are some ways, but not any you would be doing in any circumstance) your not hitting yourself with a stick. Unless the stick breaks and one end bounces off and hits you. Then again, if your hit breaks the stick, I'm willing to bet your opponent isn't in a position to be hitting you. And you've broken your weapon, so getting whacked is the least of your concerns. Still, that's the basic argument. You can't hit yourself with a stick, you can hit yourself with nunchucks, and to not hit yourself with nunchucks your loosing out on a lot of power from your strikes.
@TheSonOfTheDragon3 жыл бұрын
If it's good enough for Thor it's good enough for me.
@AxxLAfriku3 жыл бұрын
HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear wo
@kh3rb3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku why do you spam yourself in every video, no one likes you lmao.
@brentbarrus97543 жыл бұрын
@@kh3rb it was very HELPFUL and BRAVE for you to say that... but I'd recommend growing your channel a bit before you speak out of turn again.
@Chhangte20063 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku what the f**k dude?
@Chhangte20063 жыл бұрын
@@brentbarrus9754 ok let's go by that rule, ehem, bow down to me peasent
@hankymcspanky90933 жыл бұрын
I’ve always been obsessed with maces, I love swords too but if I ever had to choose a weapon to fight to the death with I would always pick the mace every time
@chainsaw7452 жыл бұрын
There's just something about those fancy clubs. Simplicity, efficiency, beauty; all in one.
@oneballwizard4062 жыл бұрын
With a shield too. Block the shot swing for their knees
@IBlue_PenI3 ай бұрын
I made a mace with a broken shovel handle and a big hex nut I found on the trash. I love how it turned out.
@kagetsu133 жыл бұрын
Always happy to see my favorite weapon the crow’s beak. It’s just so cool! Wasn’t expecting my favorite sword the menser to show up too. It was a nice surprise.
@fsmoura3 жыл бұрын
Good points. They're also very good at protecting your virginity, though not as efficient as the _nunchaku._
@yharim1803 жыл бұрын
I’m a knife collector, I don’t need to protect my virginity if it isn’t being pursued.
@aaronfisher59893 жыл бұрын
Nanchaku requires mucho practice and skill maintenance, plus the amount of pain you encounter in practice would deter most people. Said by someone who once broke their humurous doing a back transfer. Not funny. Idkw people think numbness isn't a feeling, a horrible feeling.
@Sr_ECO2 жыл бұрын
Mine isn't wanted anyways
@gabrielandradeferraz386 Жыл бұрын
@@aaronfisher5989 mucho practice, bastante dificult
@apexfalllegendarium349 Жыл бұрын
@@aaronfisher5989 I would be wearing a full suit of armor before i even attempted anything that took skill lul
@omnitroph15013 жыл бұрын
In the words of the great Shadiversity: "GET STICK!"
@rhysjonsmusic3 жыл бұрын
Get stick, got stick, becky lemme smasg
@MonsterPumpkin3 жыл бұрын
@@rhysjonsmusic DAMN IT I WAS GONNA WRITE THAT LMAO
@vksasdgaming94723 жыл бұрын
That dude should not get stick seeing his utter ineptitude of handling them. He has proven himself great fool.
@scottydu813 жыл бұрын
MACHHICHICHATIONS!!!!
@chronicallytired023 жыл бұрын
@@rhysjonsmusic bitch*s love stick
@amnesicturtles41453 жыл бұрын
Its time to kick ass and eat doritos, and i'm all out of doritos
@dman14373 жыл бұрын
Are you sure it's not time to eat ass and kick Doritos😆
@Chroma7103 жыл бұрын
@@dman1437 it's time to kick gum and chew ass
@MonsterPumpkin3 жыл бұрын
@@Chroma710 and I m all out of ass
@josephburchanowski46363 жыл бұрын
@@MonsterPumpkin I wouldn't want to get kicked in the gums. I like keeping my teeth.
@Mark-hp9bh3 жыл бұрын
@@Chroma710 nuke dukem
@molliarazova-d9b3 ай бұрын
One thing regarding one handed blugeons is that they were written to be significantly less effective on foot then on horseback. Writers like Sir Turner James describe them as horsemen’s weapons. And Pietro Monte writes on the difficulty of landing a good blow on foot - "This inflicts little or no harm, especially if he is somewhat wise, for against similar we can never apply great blows""
@VincentKCW2 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@goliathz9l5973 жыл бұрын
That's the 1st time I've seen hand shock in slow motion like that. Painful.
@Skallagrim3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's rather unpleasant on a hard hit.
@slayer18333 жыл бұрын
That's quite likely the reason flails ever existed, they lose the ease of use and much of the power of a strike with proper follow through, in exchange for not destroying your own joints.
@QualityPen3 жыл бұрын
Gloves seem to do a decent job of reducing the shock, at least in my experience.
@clothar233 жыл бұрын
@@QualityPen If they're sturdy enough. Though at that point you're trading dexterity for protection.
@Ranstone3 жыл бұрын
My hand was wrist deep in a bag of Doritos when you said that. Gosh dang it, Skall... X'D
@matejlieskovsky96253 жыл бұрын
Use chopsticks - keep your fingers/keyboard/mouse clean!
@saurianwatcher44373 жыл бұрын
The big thing when training to use blunt weapons is that you have to train yourself to do follow-through differently. Basically you have to train to not maintain edge alignment thru the target. As you impact, you want edge alignment, but soon as you hit, loosen the wrist to minimize the wrist shock. It takes a while to get muscle memory down for it, but otherwise it's pretty easy to pick up if you have skill with any hafted weapon.
@kamaeq3 жыл бұрын
I wondered if they ever played baseball
@johnhulklikehusthust72063 жыл бұрын
Good to see that you are healthy after your bike wreck. Love your KZbin channel
@benkohler90533 жыл бұрын
The Beginn is absolut great
@Adam_okaay3 жыл бұрын
The only con to a stick is if it has been used to make nunchaku
@goldenageofdinosaurs71923 жыл бұрын
This
@thepacific29333 жыл бұрын
This
@blacktemplar94993 жыл бұрын
This
@gramfero3 жыл бұрын
This
@robinthrush96723 жыл бұрын
That
@Diamon_Boots3 жыл бұрын
The best definition of this type of weapon I ever came across is "The Bonkers".
@kaydoughlow46793 жыл бұрын
Who besmirches the good name of Stick? Shad surely will have been summoned.
@txl3g3ndtx33 жыл бұрын
Really enjoyed this vid, love ya skall. Makes my day a little bit better whenever I watch one of your uploads… KEEP ON KEEPIN’ ON
@Wotan10323 жыл бұрын
That Bec de Corbin was really beautiful. It's a true knight's weapon. If you don't know, the French name translates to Crow's Beak and is named so for the curved spike that resembles a beak. That's really the perfected weapon against heavily armoured warriors. In the beginning those hammers would get stuck but over time the angle of the spike was perfected to prevent this and thus was the Bec de Corbin born.
@Peptuck3 жыл бұрын
KZbin stopped to buffer at the exact moment the hammer hit during the intro. It was perfect.
@fatcoyote23 жыл бұрын
Off the bat (ha), I can think of at least four advantages bludgeoning weapons have: They're theoretically cheaper, they're easier to obtain, the learning curve is low, and they're theoretically better against higher end armor.
@blahthebiste79243 жыл бұрын
Those first two seem like the same
@Flaming-Hedgehog3 жыл бұрын
Puts a new meaning on 'Going Clubbing'.
@AnimeSunglasses3 жыл бұрын
It's always a good day when I not only get a Skal video, but have to hit the like button within the first 10 seconds of it...
@undyingclearlight7988 Жыл бұрын
Always like how you describe and demonstrate the mechanics of these weapons. Also noticed that sick Therion shirt 🤘
@samconduct13563 жыл бұрын
"You will never be as cool as M.C Hammer" I regret everything.
@Xeonort3 жыл бұрын
Don't regret it too much. You'll also never be sued like M.C. Hammer either.
Skall: "swords is where it's at, for thrusts.. Spears: am I a joke to you?!
@chengkuoklee57343 жыл бұрын
Spears are basically swords/dagger with extra long hilt.
@jooot_68503 жыл бұрын
@@chengkuoklee5734 swordspear gaming
@nimrodthewise8363 жыл бұрын
@@chengkuoklee5734 lol, that's like saying that swords are just flat metal cudgels..
@RiderOftheNorth19683 жыл бұрын
@@nimrodthewise836 BAD flat metal cudgels.....
@nimrodthewise8363 жыл бұрын
@@RiderOftheNorth1968 depends on the sword..
@fancymcclean62103 жыл бұрын
Great summary of the advantages/disadvantages of this type of weapon. Relatively simple in construction but devastating in application. I admit bludgeon type weapons fascinate me. They have a long history stretching back to our pre-history forebears and even in the Great War (1914-1918) soldiers were constructing crude battering clubs for trench raids. Keep up the good work, Sir. Flaxen Saxon.
@robertwildschwein72072 жыл бұрын
There were dinosaurs that used hammerlike bones on the end of their tail to fend off predetators long before humans existed.
@christophercook48193 жыл бұрын
My main thing with blunt weapons is lack of agility which you mentioned. Also I’m a big fan of archery so my first tactic against someone with a blunt weapon would be to disarm or drop them from a distance but keep some sort of blade or axe handy incase they get close
@sparkyfromel3 жыл бұрын
much used during WW1 the shovel as a trench weapon ,there is still training with entrenching tools today , a good subject for a video
@RainMakeR_Workshop3 жыл бұрын
I don't own a real Mace, or one of those rubber head SCA/HEMA trainer ones. But I do own a LARP mace that I love. I hate that the guards are useless and you're not allowed to thrust with LARP swords. So I switched to mace and shield.
@B.U.K.O.3 жыл бұрын
Depends where is LARP organised, and style of LARP. Here in middle a and eastern europe we have big tradition in HEMA and lot of difgerent kinds of LARPs. I was on battle LARPs in Czech republic where we have steel pommels on swords and sabres and blades was laminated composite with rubber outside. And if you go on living history reconstruction or LARP, there are legit fighting, with blunt swords, axes, maces and spears. Everyone is inspected if he has proper armor and on hardest battles you sign testament in which it is stated that you take responsibility for your eventual death. Hardcore LARPs like this is mainly in Poland, Ukraine, Russia and Bellarusia, but if you want go to some of best LARPs and living history reconstruction battles Czech republic, Slovakia(there I live), Poland and Serbia have best 😎
@RainMakeR_Workshop3 жыл бұрын
@@B.U.K.O. Well we don't have that in the UK and even with trusting allowed, the guards on foam sword still don't work. and honestly I would have ZERO interest in LARP with steel weapons. I'll stick with HEMA for that. Pretty sure armoured fighting with blunt steel isn't LARP anyway. There probably no roleplay for one thing. That's more Armoured Combat League kind of stuff. Rather than a game with elves, demons, orcs and magic.
@B.U.K.O.3 жыл бұрын
@@RainMakeR_Workshop you could be surprised, I was on many LARPs where is storyline roleplayed, but if once come fighting, you depends on your own abilities. I think medieval fantasy style LARP without scratches and bruises is more child game, I like real world harshnes where is adrenaline. Friend was on bigest europan medieval battle in serbia with 8000+ fighting mens and endured to the end with broken ribs... You were afraid of bruises or what?
@RainMakeR_Workshop3 жыл бұрын
@@B.U.K.O. Ok, I realise this is from someone talking about foam weapons and LARP... But you're a damned child. I'm talking about a fun casual game and you're coming at me with what is essentially "ooh whatcha playing there baby? Got your baby game and your baby toys"... Grow up ffs. I'm sorry if you're so insecure in your masculinity that you feel the need to get broken bones to prove... something or other. Whatever gets you off and shows how much of a big and tough guy you are I suppose. I'll keep my LARP "GAME" as a game where beginners can come and have fun and *play* at magic and elves without having to worry about some meathead with shit for brains putting them in the hospital. It wouldn't surprise me if you're the type who "practices HEMA" with a sharp sword and no protective gear.
@ezrafaulk30763 жыл бұрын
Pretty cool how you pointed out that bludgeons and axes are actually LIGHTER than most swords, and only FEEL heavier due to most of their weight being at the striking end rather than the grip area (FAR too many fantasy works STILL get that wrong), but something you forgot to mention about the warhammer in particular is that you can put metal TEETH on its face to allow the hammer head itself to bite into curved plate armor, like the flanges or studs do for clubs and maces; that kinda makes me wonder though, would tiny tooth like serrations along a battle-axe's edge help it to do the same? Also, while I understand you may not really like them, you have to acknowledge that ONE advantage of flexible weapons like the Flail is that the chain in between the head and haft actually PREVENTS the shock of the impact from being transferred to the wielder's hand/s, which'd make the Flail the IDEAL form of mace to use from HORSEBACK, a situation in which impact shock would be an even BIGGER issue than it is on foot.
@BlommaBaumbart3 жыл бұрын
If it "feels" heavier, it is heavier. When dealing with real world usage, we should always consider weight, not mass.
@ezrafaulk30763 жыл бұрын
@@BlommaBaumbart dude, I was talking about weight the whole time, and Skall himself outright said that axes, bludgeons, and other top heavy weapons are actually LIGHTER than most swords of the same size, and only FEEL heavier because their weight is at the other end of the lever; that should make it clear that just because one weapons FEELS lighter/heavier than another one of the same size, DOESN'T mean it is. Your thinking here is overly simplistic to the point where it doesn't coincide with PROVEN FACTS.
@BlommaBaumbart3 жыл бұрын
@@ezrafaulk3076 No, you're not reading properly. Once again, what I'm saying is: If it feels heavier, it is, regardless of whether it has less mass. "Heaviness" when talking about combat should be determined by weight (how many Newtons of force do your muscles have to produce to lift the object), not by mass (how many kilograms are in the object if it's just standing around in earth gravity). If knowing that the hammer has 300g less mass than the sword does not tell you anything about which requires more strength or stamina to use, then what's the point for a fighter in comparing the numbers in the first place? What are you gonna DO with those numbers? I cannot think of a single scenario for actual people using tools where someone asking "which is heavier" would want to know plain mass instead of which object requires more work to move.
@ezrafaulk30763 жыл бұрын
@@BlommaBaumbart I see; you could've made that clear in the first reply.
@sirgator89463 жыл бұрын
him saying "its prime concussion time" made my day and i wish to make that my war cry
@noahfranks28923 жыл бұрын
"We are going to be talking about blunts. No not joints you freaking potheads." I died of laughter then
@demonic42973 жыл бұрын
What i think is the weapon I'll wield in a battle:something fancy Vs What I'll actually pick :a big stick
@MalloonTarka3 жыл бұрын
A big FANCY stick!
@Santisima_Trinidad3 жыл бұрын
The best part about using a big stick is that everyone thinks your a wizard, so they rush towards you to secure an easy kill. They are then whalloped by your stick whilst the party wizard (whos fear of being smited has caused them to constantly wear a Faraday cage that just so happens to look like a suit of plate) prepares a fireball.
@demonic42973 жыл бұрын
@@Santisima_Trinidad Deception-100 >:)
@Aiuralion3 жыл бұрын
"If you're looking for a good weapon, let me show this to you. Take your basic blunt weapon, such as a mace. Works like a charm against most of those undying horrors down there, and there's nothing better to shatter skinny little skeletons!"
@littlegiantj87613 жыл бұрын
I had a rough night. I went clubbing with my friends. But a woman accused me of trying to get her hammered, and sprayed my face with mace when I brought her a drink. But on the flip side, the adrenaline boost kept me awake long enough that I got to see the morningstar the day after.
@MalloonTarka3 жыл бұрын
You sound very beaten up about it.
@littlegiantj87613 жыл бұрын
@@MalloonTarka it was a crushing blow to my ego, tell you what.
@nicholasmccaulley62333 жыл бұрын
Dude, you're videos are awesome, as well as that Therion shirt!
@brucehamm2072 Жыл бұрын
This is why a mace would be my weapon of choice for a the zombie apocalypse man i love stuff like this i love learning new things I've always been extremely interested in medieval armor weapons and times in general
@T3aoclock3 жыл бұрын
Reach is interesting. Whilst being a disadvantage versus a longer weapon (such as a sword), if you consider the mace a side-arm to a polearm or two-handed weapon, the shorter weapon might be the easier one to carry around and have attached to- or hanging from you when you are using the polearm.
@blahthebiste79243 жыл бұрын
Yeah he didn't really touch on the disadvantage of long reach weapons in close quarters in this video
@stanlim91823 жыл бұрын
A mace is just a Pommel on a stick.
@zsDUGGZ3 жыл бұрын
Thats why the mace is the best weapon. Always ends foes rightly.
@brittakriep29383 жыл бұрын
Up to 1920s/1930c ,Gentlemen' carried canes with metal handles, also a hidden mace.
@Santisima_Trinidad3 жыл бұрын
A Weapon to Surpass Metal Gear!
@blacknote69453 жыл бұрын
Attach a nuke to a stick
@Zanemob3 жыл бұрын
That’s a good point... I like them more now.
@karlandersson86523 жыл бұрын
The joke per minute rating of the first few minutes is reaching dangerous proportions
@krikeydial34303 жыл бұрын
2 legit 2 quit.
@andreasottohansen73383 жыл бұрын
I have a deep rooted and overwhelming Caine Instinct, so bludgeons have immense appeal to me, because bonks are wonderful
@AccessAccess3 жыл бұрын
One thing not mentioned is the lack of hand/arm protection. While this goes for any weapon, it's most true for these. You had better be using a metal gauntlet or something similar to protect your hands if you want to keep them.
@Sparrowcus13 жыл бұрын
Pro: they're not Nunchucks. This message is Shad approved 👌
@thecreator6253 жыл бұрын
Nunchucks are, by definition, a bludgeoning weapon.
@Sparrowcus13 жыл бұрын
@@thecreator625 and you are, by definition, fun at parties
@thecreator6253 жыл бұрын
@@Sparrowcus1 I am not at parties. I am the party.
@jeffsitumorang3 жыл бұрын
@@thecreator625 well, you must be fun then.
@thecreator6253 жыл бұрын
@@jeffsitumorang And you must lack the creativity to come up with better insults.
@morrigankasa5703 жыл бұрын
No matter what my preferred weapons if I was thrust into a war situation would be a Handaxe or Bow or Flanged Mace. Because Swords, Daggers, Staffs, and Flails all require too much technical skill.
@zehkiel80183 жыл бұрын
Staves require too much skill but bows don't? Honestly, staves are pretty easy and simple to use very effectively. You can get fancy, and benefit from the effort, but there's no actual need.
@morrigankasa5703 жыл бұрын
@@zehkiel8018 Staves/Staffs if your fast enough and the enemy isn't wearing any serious head protection. Then yes you don't need much skill and can just brute force it to defeat them. But if they are wearing protective equipment then you need the skill/training to be effective with them. While a Bow yes you need some skill/training but that's mainly for longer range/wind issues. But if the enemy is within 200 feet and there isn't a lot of wind you can at least injure the enemy no matter where you hit even if they are wearing protective equipment depending on type of protection and Arrowhead.
@The_Bird_Bird_Harder2 жыл бұрын
@@morrigankasa570 Believe me be it does require at least basic skill to hit anything.
@mementomori-66662 жыл бұрын
@@morrigankasa570 theres a reason bowmen became a specific soldiers in war and add to that they volley simply because hitting someone is hard and targets arent stationary
@RobertJones-vb2qi2 жыл бұрын
Crossbow would be the easiest ranged option. Funnily enough your regular bowmen were the strongest men on the battlefield due to how powerful the bows were then.
@mariotupek99693 жыл бұрын
The war hammer used for most of this video is like a Swiss Army knife. It has a hammer on one side of the hook / pike on the other, a spike on the top, and a mace on the sides.
@afromancer773 жыл бұрын
Why wasnt I notified of this vid??? Its great and in line with what I watch....and I have notifications on.. dang you KZbin!!
@lensperspective9753 Жыл бұрын
Thats why i like the tomahawk, you can throw it, use the back side as a blunt weapon, or paddle, and a hammer, and of course cutting and chopping. I love you tomahawk and ax