The Purple Dragon

[@hoanguyenxuan4219]

My man is making a magic drink that teleports you to the hospital after one sip.

[@Gol.DRichOfficial]

🤣🤣🤣

[@furyofoctane4826]

XD

[@genetlair5999]

Oh no is there a doctor in this restaurant! No time! Hold my hand and drink this on the count of one…two…three (gulps down Purple Dragon) (Vibrates and instantly teleports to hospital)

[@bangedyomama]

One of the best comment

[@J374338]

Nah fam, I signed up for Hogwarts, so I’m getting my VIP ticket and pass through the brick wall, after I enjoyed one serving of this magic concoction(concussion)

[@thecloverlord5294]

You know how some RPGs have those potions that completely reset your skills and stats?

[@50thdollar61]

Underrated

[@bangedyomama]

@@50thdollar61 ikr

[@angelben24]

So I'm famous now?

[@pak3ton]

@Lis is more like you drink that and get banned from the life itself hahahah

[@martk647]

Nah. This is the kind of potion that would kill you to distract the boss or something.

[@rigatonacercigani404]

Me: *sips the Purple Dragon Man in the Wagon: Ah, so you're finally awake.

[@Nicky_Savage]

Funny

[@lagxus7445]

Lmaooooo

[@yannkam2127]

Drink be sending you to skyrim after one sip

[@gustavofring2246]

Brah i love the internet

[@Motivated-hk6cv]

*Starts playing Dragonborn by Jeremy Soule*

[@diggernick901]

So, uhm, I tried to replicate this shit as a cocktail. The ingredients are pretty much: 1 part rum 1 part vodka 1 part gin 1 part triple sec 1 part tequila 2 parts white grape juice 2 parts champagne A dragon fruit slice and some gummy worms idk. What I have to say is that I needed a beer litre glass to fit this nectar. As you may have noticed, it has more than double the volume of hard liquor than it has juice, plus a generous dash of sparkling wine. It tastes like absolute poison, and the only way of using it in a "party setting" I can envision is by further diluting it with soda in individual servings. People, please don't make punch this way, you'll just waste perfectly good alcohol.

[@igorlach5120]

And considering the fact that theres like about 12 liters (and that's my low estimate) he would need to invite a whole town, hell a whole city just to drink all that alcohol assuming it would bea further diluted

[@riveness]

Indeed. And indeed did not use quality ingredients but cheap shit, especially the tequila

[@anthonyj9787]

This is essentially just a Long Island

[@vincecruz8410]

Yes he should have but half that amount of alcohol in

[@noseboost]

Never swap first letters in this guy's name

[@ThatFlyPigeon]

I never knew death could look so pretty.

[@BerenElendilAPGaming]

That's a great idea for a line in a noir film. I'd probably swap "pretty" for "alluring" or something like that, though.

[@thehorde4868]

😂😂

[@leonelendruw6982]

Is so red 😂

[@richardgomez1151]

Enough alcohol to get us 5 wasted for a week mate!

[@boredhuman4]

Well now u know it can look colorful

[@sigh824]

I like how he says drink responsibly like he didn’t just pour 10 bottles of six different types of alcohol into one container

[@clothar23]

Well considering the abv of most of those liquors are the same while the champagne's abv would be lower it's not really that big of a deal. Not to mention the water content in the fruit and the grape juice would also lower the abv. Honestly the only dangerous part is really the sugar content in the drink. And I suppose the taste. Alcohol wise it's no different from a standard mixed drink. Combining differing alcohols does not increase the abv. If two liquors are 40% abv you are not going to get 80%a abv by mixing them.

[@dtcarpediem]

@@clothar23 glad someone else understands how alcohol content works lol 👊🏾. I understand why some people think he’s trying to kill folks with this much alcohol and yea it probably is strong but no more strong that if someone made one glass of a cocktail with multiple liquors in it.

[@Parable_One]

All the candy he added probably helped to sweeten it up

[@alcoholically4280]

@Cooker00 1 hour ago yes, but you also don’t have to be a scientist to know that that’s not how it works

[@treystu]

I almost just passed out this made me laugh so hard

[@owl509]

Drink almost killed the tipsy bartender after just a sip

[@henrikmygren]

@Capricorn Goat Same😅

[@spookyreaper1702]

This drink is gonna be amazing to drink 🤣

[@henrikmygren]

@@spookyreaper1702 It better be amazing because it also looks lethal🤣

[@lancevigil2279]

Hilarious!!

[@josesantiago5055]

yeah because you're not supposed to mix all those different alcohol drinks together. Plus the alcohol content is still high compared to being a regular drink

[@ViewtifulGene]

"Drink responsibly. If you drink this, definitely take the day off." Love the honesty.

[@josephjed2008]

Take the rest of eternity off, you are gonna die.

[@jcb4232]

I like how he throws one bottle of juice like if it’s going to balance the amount of alcohol he threw in lol

[@nath8779]

It’s just for taste so you’re fooled into going for the second, third etc glass. 😂😂😂

[@everyone_is_ur1hater491]

@@nath8779 2 Glasses bro 1 sip and your taking the express ticket to the E.R 😂

[@martingonzalez3629]

@@nath8779 that's literally what he just said there's no way you can taste any juice in there. He should have just used some form of concentrate.

[@matthewscottshea]

When I was younger the magic fix for terrible mixed drinks was Crystal Light Flavor Packs. Those things could make the most alchoholic of drinks dangerously tasty.

[@andyphilbeck2868]

Right

[@erd.n]

Dragon potion -100 defense -100 attack -100 speed Special effects -fast travel to hospital

[@creepypastalibrary4470]

lmao funniest one i seen

[@boxheadboiii]

+1000000000000000000000000000 confidence

[@franciscojacobo2341]

100 inebriation 100 blackout 100 liver damage 100 purple

[@JustTryHard_Juth]

i dont know if the "-" was supposed to be minuses or dashes but honestly considering that this is alcohol it doesnt make a difference

[@brandonmonaghan3050]

I think defense should be at 0 cause that grape juice and champagne ain’t doing shit against all that alcohol 🤣🤣🤣

[@pondererofpointlessdreams5029]

Took one sip and I woke up in the emergency room to find the doctors clapping. Drink was so full of alcohol that my liver couldn't decide what to do, so it decided to just grow another twin liver. Apparently I have the most effective digestive system in the world now thanks to Tipsy Bartender. 10/10

[@Blueming_345]

Dang I also took a sip . Was traveling to another world,anime world to be exact . Too bad it was attack on titan , was about to get eaten but then I woke up to find myself in hospital. All my friends and some family members were there but they were 10 years older then I remember. Most of my friends were either married or have a job...and I am here replying to your comment 🙃

[@fell5209]

That pfp kinda scared me. Who is that?

[@euhectorsalamanca]

Scary profile pic but also nice

[@gerrysstruffle3535]

Take another then you will have 4

[@2kmichaeljordan438]

I took a smell of the drink and ended up getting blackout drunk instantly

[@maheshimaheshi307]

If this guy drink the whole thing he'd be able to run around the whole country 😂

[@jacobwaters9675]

As a ghost cuz he would b dead 💀

[@luiztikei]

Inside of an ambulancy

[@Imdyinginsideplzhelpme]

More like a 10yr coma

[@ThatOneMalaysianGuy]

Meh,he's gonna be teleported into the realm 7 feets underground

[@josephjed2008]

Maybe in heaven

[@EVERBLACKNYC]

That looks like a delicious trip to the emergency room. 😂

[@ashleyb2286]

😆🤣😆🤣I swear! Headaches from hell!

[@jamesm7721]

Looks more like a trip to horizontal land for atleast 48 hours

[@kionaofoldstones4263]

OMG I was thinking this exact thing..

[@TheBlackEagleProductions]

Then drink it then.😂

[@savingpyro]

You might as well just go ahead and make a reservation at the hospital.

[@BarryBruh]

at what point does drinking hand sanitizer become healthier than this

[@michaellemmons4759]

a little after the crushed dragonfruit.

[@mastersonogashira1796]

Don’t forget to add the dragonfruit for colouring

[@Ii-vr1gj]

Fun fact: alcohol causes more deaths then opiods Alcohol kills far more people then any one drug

[@Ii-vr1gj]

Other fun facts Alcohol is nerotoxic Alcohol can cause various mental disorders. From phycosis to delirium 1/4 of all suicides in the United States are committed under the influence of alcohol

[@luciocenturion6644]

@@Ii-vr1gj Because its the most consumed drug lol

[@fghjkl105]

Here, in Russia, we have a similar cocktail. It's called "Well..." (in russian "Штош") The recipe: -30 ml of vodka -30 ml of tequila -30 ml of whiskey -30 ml of absinthe -30 ml of white rum -30 ml of lemon juice Pour it all in highball and stir gently. Then you must take it all in one gulp, say "Well..." and drop down dead.

[@invisibilius1978]

authentic with that russian name huh

[@seronymus]

I presume this is an Orthodox Christmas feast drink lol

[@DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.]

You have the balls to add lemon juice to a drink that's more than likely a war crime?

[@nejkajaryba1710]

Штош, не только я смотрю видосы с мутными американскими коктейлями

[@kyrios0307]

Well...?

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah]

Feel like a single glass of this would probably knock someone out cold

[@joshc5613]

you feed this to a medieval peasant and they evaporate into dust

[@CarolinaSportz]

The first sip almost knocked him out cold

[@jwizdum2103]

Man puts literally 1 bottle of juice to the 12 bottles of Liquor and has the guts to call it a mixer 😂

[@clothar23]

I mean grammar wise he isn't wrong. Though technically you can call anything that is not the original liquor a mixer...even other liquor.

[@knockedkane12]

Lmao

[@selenagamya1612]

It was more like a rinse

[@FecalMatador]

Nah it’s okay, he used 4 bottles of champagne as a mixer too 😂

[@MarkanVaran7]

@@FecalMatador tbh champagne isn't an alcohol

[@mcchungles3377]

The way he shook after he took one sip like he realised what he had created

[@frostitheproto8644]

Imagine if he drank a whole cup lol, his liver won't fail it would melt.

[@DinsRune]

"You think God stays in heaven because he's afraid of what he created"

[@aryapanangsang2497]

@@DinsRune ?

[@KingMurese]

@@DinsRune 😦

[@ClaudeMagicbox]

He shook like that because like any heavy drinker (like myself) when you are off of it for 8-12 hours if you gulp down a gobble of alcohol you do those cahotic head movements (I do them too).

[@wilgrad]

Tbh , none of these concoctions seem like something I would remotely enjoy, it’s just fun to watch him make them lol

[@gulfcitynd]

From a mixing stance yes but not a drinking standpoint

[@lt.branwulfram4794]

Give me a good beer like Pilsner Urquell or Erdinger. That’s all I need. Or maybe even a good stout like Guinness.

[@evanulven8249]

This is something I'd grab one cup of at the start of the party, a sip on for the duration. Especially with all the candy and juice, since I'm not much of a sweet drinker.

[@GetOffMyPhoneGoogle]

@@evanulven8249 Dude it has so much booze that you wouldn't even notice the sweet. This here is a party killer

[@rashoietolan3047]

@@evanulven8249 easy call

[@PotatoMcoc]

Imagine a kid at a party seeing that and drinking it thinking its koolaid with fruit in it 💀

[@unabhangigenachrichtensh7296]

Whats the problem with it?

[@Flarizel]

@@unabhangigenachrichtensh7296 Kid will be knocked out cold in one sip.

[@Yute01]

@@unabhangigenachrichtensh7296 There's tequila in there 😅

[@omkarshendge5438]

@@Yute01 there's more than that in it 😂

[@Yute01]

@@omkarshendge5438 Well ofc, you get the point though...

[@SCAR177]

2 Sips of The Purple Dragon Cop: Please Step Out Of The Car! Me: I’m Too Drunk, You Get In

[@Official_Meshay]

🤣🤣

[@Arri9707]

Ayo nah🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fiesty215]

😂🤣🤣

[@ladyofdistinction22]

Winning comment 😂

[@tltalbot2001]

Lmao

[@cmunee8935]

For a lower proof (and in my opinion more drinkable) version, switch the gin out with one more white grape and one purple grape juice, then switch the champagne with elderflower soda. Still potent, still purple, way less liver damage. -edit- we made the purple dragon version at a homie's Halloween party and had to cut it with sprite because it wasn't very good. Next party we did the above version and it turned out way better, hence the post.

[@mystic5625]

thank you 🙏

[@piffe]

@Grey Knight no, ethanol is ethanol

[@c0rpster462]

@Grey Knight no dude it's all alcohol

[@arielmatiauda5110]

@Grey Knight ever drank a long island iced tea? has almost the same with coke, mixing is ok, mixing correctly is the tricky part

[@DoctorMagoo111]

I was gonna say - by the time he opened the gin, I felt my liver crying and I love my alcohol. Although, with that said, I'd probably keep the gin and cut one of the other alcohols (maybe the vodka. I love gin).

[@casperrabbit7254]

This feels like the adult version of mixing all the soap and shampoo as a kid to make a magic potion 🤣

[@collinterry702]

Fax

[@SAINTxSZN]

I've never done that

[@Enisss]

@@SAINTxSZN i did.

[@abigbutterstick1780]

This is a magic potion alright

[@ARTinDECAY]

At least I know I’m not the only one

[@Ep4368]

Purple dragon fruit is really good. It’s a little bit more expensive than the regular one you find at grocery stores.

[@fernosan]

We cultivate it in the backyard (tropical country). The best part is remembering the day after: -why my pee is purple?

[@kid_girl_lover]

@@fernosan bro feed your pee to the poors 💀

[@printezstroman]

I thought so. I remember having dragon fruit before but the flesh wasn’t purple.

[@luliu4572]

FINALLY! We actually see him taste testing his mix on camera.

[@dismalrealms3587]

Ya straight from the bin, looked like it tasted like crap too haha

[@ItsJared___]

Yeah he used to always taste test but I think KZbin has been demonetizing/flagging videos that show alcohol consumption unfortunately.

[@youcenon]

I was suppose to say 😂

[@timbalandj]

he used to taste all the creations it seems like over the last year or so he stopped tasting the drinks which defeats the purpose of knowing how strong something really is or if the taste or flavors will meld correctly...

[@Bricksgaming710]

Just go back to the video just before this one and he tasted the nuclear Whitney that I made in submitted

[@Mater_Lachrymarum]

So we’re just out here straight killing people now? 😆

[@christophercurtis9392]

Bruh...

[@marg626]

FR 😂😂😂😄

[@mythydamashii9978]

I can feel these killing people other than "diabetes" food

[@Normaldude444]

LMAOOO FR

[@marg626]

Dude he mixed all of that with only one little thing of grape juice 🤣😂😂

[@GeorgeNordstrom]

Tipsy Bartender: creates alcoholic drinks so strong they could kill a horse Also Tipsy Bartender: "drink responsibly"

[@scottpeltier3977]

One dip of your tongue a week is the only way your surviving this whole bin

[@wowfreak10]

it translates to a legal disclaimer

[@-thanawat-8296]

drink 1 drop then boom

[@Danielson1818]

Are we gonna pretend that one little bottle of grape juice changed anything?

[@The-NightHawk707]

😂😂😂

[@raydromeda3777]

Subtlety is everything 🤣

[@soxpeewee]

Added some sweetness lol

[@MaxGaming-gp6ij]

I mean, it did to some degree. Instead of putting you in a coma in 10 seconds, it puts you in a coma in 10.5.

[@CarolinaSportz]

He did...

[@TasharaMay]

I can feel the hangover just from watching this 😂

[@yuri01415]

Next thing you know your best friend who's getting married tomorrow is missing, there's a tiger in the bathroom, and high chance a Chinese mob boss is naked in the trunk of a car 🤣

[@woozy3224]

Fr🤣

[@krimezofkolor4683]

Like fr it’s the throwing up for me 🤮

[@woozy3224]

@@krimezofkolor4683 trueeee

[@revan_mr8984]

@@krimezofkolor4683 after drinking that concoction, throwing up is the least of your worries 🤣😂

[@JokersRWildStudios]

The dragon fruit is like 1% of the actual drink.

[@deathmatch692]

Nah 😂 The fruits in the drink are now alcohol. Hey

[@deeznutz2717]

Its probably 0.00000000000000000000000000000001 percent dragon fruit and juice

[@NiksGMD]

The fruit is used to dye this contraption

[@joselazo6840]

But 100% of the color

[@norasyikinali6283]

It's natural food colouring

[@ObiJohnKenobi67]

Bro, this is so helpful in cutting back on return trips from vacations. For example I was drinking this at a party in London and woke up in a clinic in New York with an IV tube in my arm. 10/10 would drink again

[@xfrenzerx3307]

wait fr

[@awakenone6716]

Ain’t no way boy 🤣🤣

[@xfrenzerx3307]

@@awakenone6716 lmao

[@GreenEyedPsycho]

Now that’s what I like to call fast travel

[@XBlade.]

Pog

[@merzarino]

I like that he added “drink responsibly” after he took the first sip, as if the subtext being “don’t try this at home”

[@jamiejunkjournals9316]

You probably shouldn't even walk when you drink that lol

[@imanibradshaw]

Best comment hands down

[@Outlaw7263]

Yall act like alchohol tolerance doesn't exist

[@revan_mr8984]

@@Outlaw7263 even the booze God can't tolerate that dragon

[@victoryawesomenessgaming5806]

@@revan_mr8984 🤣😂 he thinks some people have the tolerance to withstand that bastard drink

[@revan_mr8984]

@@victoryawesomenessgaming5806 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@tuck0928]

This is the sort of thing you use to disinfect a wound at a rave so that you still match the color scheme.

[@bobbysworld281995]

Beautifully put

[@Austin_Soares]

That's a brilliant idea, I heard raves can get outta hand on occasion.

[@jdavis11576]

🤣

[@elizabethlee2136]

You know you in trouble when "CHAMPAGNE IS THE OTHER MIXER"

[@kurtpunchesthings2411]

Frankly you know how crazy this drink is when champagne is considered a mixer

[@ThatOneMalaysianGuy]

Alternate title:how to make a drink that destroy your liver in 3 minutes and 54 seconds

[@mielyt125]

That probably tastes like gasoline 😭

[@TheBlackEagleProductions]

Then put it in your car gas tank and tell me if it fills it up.

[@Nick210]

@@TheBlackEagleProductions why wouldn’t it fill up

[@marcusgorfer386]

@@TheBlackEagleProductions if vegetable oil works why not this?

[@beaver_squeezer4226]

I died reading ur comment 😂🤣😂🤣 @mielyt because I actually pictured it! 💀

[@marcusgorfer386]

@Sketcho Fink hell nah

[@IO-ng7ye]

The dragon potion (Useable) -sugar rush -heart beats at 100bps -quickly become crippled When using the dragon potion, there is a 2/3 chance you will immediately die

[@ginga-chad5556]

Well at least it gave you +120% agility +20% speed +chaos mode enable let you used ur mana and stamina infinitely And +50% chance to grow a tumor in your liver 💀

[@noahhenderson3164]

I was about to say 100bpm isn't that fast when I realized you wrote bps omlawd 💀💀💀

[@RumblingStarter]

Dragon Potion -------- + 100% Strength + 100% Speed + 100% Stamina regen - 50% Health - 25% Defense All for 1 minute After 1 minute, - 50% Speed for 10 seconds + 25% Defense for 10 seconds After 10 seconds, Stats go back to normal --------------------- 2/3 Chance to die when consumed.

[@NintendodogsDream]

The way he spasms after taking a sip 😂

[@kip-ci6lz]

its way to strong thats why

[@shane_14]

“ my whole life just flashed before me “😂😂😂😂

[@stevehodgkins8801]

The drink that your liver literally jumps out of your body saying, "Oh, hell NO!!!".

[@ritabuggthomas2696]

SCREAMIN FOTFRLMAO ‼️ ‼️

[@imhuemankeepURcolorsforcrayons]

🤣🤣🤣

[@hugojaime9565]

Such an underrated comment

[@wahyurimawan4576]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yash2285]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@alexsawyer60]

thank god, he's actually tasting the alcohol this time. Now he has no excuse to make nuclear molotov juice and just let the masses find out if their liver will shut down after a swig.

[@Gol.DRichOfficial]

I’m dead asf 🤣🤣

[@herrforehead3745]

I mean if you this shit nad decide it's a good idea, how fucked are your survival instincts

[@clothar23]

@@herrforehead3745 Dude humans invented alcohol , opiates , and sky diving as a past time...our race's survival instincts are already questionable.

[@OneHunnitNoCapStannitOnBidnisz]

Comments about liver are dumb, liver can take way more than u idiots think

[@Chh0910]

This probably isn't good for your health just like the other comments are saying, but it's really fun to watch. Like when as kid pretending making deadly potions out of soap or something

[@dodo2829]

Yh lol, i used to do that stuff just to see what happens lol.

[@LegXacy]

Woah i used to do that too, i remember making a bug spray out of dissolved vitamin pills, alcohol and muscle rub lmao

[@pritampatil4669]

Yoo😂😭

[@ZaMuncher64]

Soap? I wasn’t aloud to use soap so I used baking soda🥲

[@austinperry545]

Jungle juice has never been good for the health and almost always results in people blacking out lmao. I think being so strong and sugary from the fruit is kinda the concept

[@cnxlee_69420]

"when you drink this,you need a day off..." Somehow I have a feeling he's right.

[@susiesan]

"when you need the rest of your life off"

[@jayantsudhakar4600]

I doubt after one round he can even reach her phone :-)

[@gitbig333]

This guy brings the term "Drinking Problem" to a whole new level

[@MostLikelyMortal]

As in if you drink this, you’re gonna have a problem

[@unknownguyindo4356]

@@MostLikelyMortal Oh, definitely and literally.

[@Dragosprite]

He wasn't kidding when he said the dragon fruit was for the color, because that is literally all it is contributing to this hard liquor bath

[@Mr152008]

3:14 - Tipsy Bartender: "My whole life just flashed before me eyes" Me: "You're insane. Pour me a glass."

[@Andrax999]

almost made me a dragon started spitting fire when i held a match to my breath

[@tasteless_sandwiches]

"wyd after drinking this?" "there is no after once you drink this"

[@pocketinfinity6733]

"The only "after" is the here after"

[@StanleyMOV]

We call this The Hospital Trip™

[@nkosinathingema4370]

Dude, nice👌

[@mohvmmvd.v]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wat6440]

"A man presented to the emergency room, high as hell, while constantly shouting *"Yes sir! Yes sir!"* "

[@4islandbeauty]

Would never drink his recipes but I love watching people's creativity

[@АртемЛысенко-щ5ф]

you should watch sincitybartender his recipes are actually good

[@thejusmar]

Dragonfruit -sweet Tequila - grassy/ agave Vodka - nothing Rum - sweet Gin- herbal Triple sec - citrus sugar Grape juice - sweet/tart Champagne - dry Bruh wtf is this thing

[@vyvisabastard]

something to get you as drunk as possible as quick as possible

[@abhaybhatt4286]

Tbf dragon fruit is not really sweet, it's tasteless as hell. Only has a pretty color

[@clothar23]

@@abhaybhatt4286 Something is seriously wrong with your tongue. Because even a casual glance at Dragon fruit's nutritional information shows a fairly high glucose content , especially in the purple variety. You might want to get a Doc to look at that.

[@realAfrican]

The Purple Dragon Don't try this at home 💪🏾

[@Devin_127]

Just got drunk and blacked out watching this 2 months ago just letting you know I just woke up

[@gjoraya]

I got everything to make a single serving or two. This should be called "Dragon Unleashed" 😉

[@ronishagardner2255]

😂

[@revan_mr8984]

Or they should just straight up call it the widow maker 😂🤣

[@scottpeltier3977]

@@revan_mr8984 no it’s called “ “ cuz it probs killed you before you could think of a name

[@Cogstok]

2 shots of vodka

[@anatoliyatrilvik7660]

*violent pouring noises*

[@pizzapanretta1517]

i know bro felt hell fire when he took a sip

[@cheefpoker]

His reaction when he tries it is exactly what I was expecting. Good lawd. 10 bottles of liquor, 4 bottles of champagne, and 1 bottle of white grape juice. Just wow. 🤣

[@Morganaplays]

Why does alcohol looks water like

[@ryanm2148]

Hey heartburn I love you

[@sandmanlopez9920]

Ya kinda like Delia 😭

[@dannybloom]

He used 4 bottles of Champagne as a mixer, legend

[@NameName2.0]

A real reaction - "My body has no control, oh dear god, why am I vibrating"

[@Johnof1000Suns]

Well, I didn’t know potion of instant harming was a thing in real life. And yet…

[@TipsyBartender]

This is obviously the potion of night vision, if you know what I mean🤣

[@OneEdgyAngerSniper]

@@TipsyBartender You sure that ain’t a Potion of Nausea cause I’m pretty sure your vision will be spinning after one drink…

[@xyu610]

@@TipsyBartender more like potion of double vision

[@animo2160]

With confidence. Everything sounds like a moderately good idea

[@thomasfisher763]

This is amazing! I recently made tub the size of a cooler so I can take to work with me. It's delicious and helps me through the day. As a truck driver you know I'm driving long hours, up and down the interstates and. This right here hits the spot. It might take alot of ingredients but it gets the job done in just one serving, it just takes up alot of space so you have to store it somewhere like on the floor with a long straw connecting to your mouth. That's how I try to be responsible with my drinking and driving , you can't have it sitting in plain view want a cop pulls you over!

[@soulkeeper3588]

the face he makes after pouring the champagne is the face I made through the whole video

[@berserkxeptron4940]

🤣

[@connerscott356]

Fr dude his face like "wtf..is this?!"

[@mattmurphy8942]

Ingredients: alcohol, a little splash of juice and some gummies. Good luck with that shit lol

[@ItzLed]

Bro made a drink that would restart your entire life with one sip, there's no way he isn't a wizard 💀

[@latriciamoore8020]

Lol 😂 theses comments got me weak

[@sammyderrick8658]

I don't drink but this is just fantastic to watch.

[@chafimohamed9189]

im muslim drunking not allowed and our relegion ita for that i dont drink

[@vgmaster9]

I'll just drink one bottle of beer for the day, whether it's lager or ale.

[@pedropaiva3539]

Liver: Finnaly a worth opponent

[@Nicky_Savage]

Our fight will be legendary.

[@kisamehoshigake980]

It's been so long since i've watched tipsy bartender. I'm glad he's back to doing videos live instead of voice over!

[@spesialek]

Everything this man makes is a crime against humanity, but I can’t stop watching.

[@__seeker__]

3:16 man you’re awesome haha 😂 Keep spreading the love!

[@Lumirayz]

Some random friend: Hey Sky! We need a good party Punch! Sky (TipsyBartender): A'ight homeboy, how strong do you want it to be? Friend: Yes. Sky: Say no'more!

[@JrRanger25]

That looks strong AF 🤪

[@ronishagardner2255]

Looks? Lol it is I promise 😂

[@Jani28]

@@ronishagardner2255 it is super powerful, especially with the champagne!

[@brainlopez4464]

2 bottles of gin 😂

[@FreddieMercurytheSharkWrestler]

Dude forget looks, it is. Mans made a Long Island with the whole ass bottles but with added champagne essentially. One sippy cup of that and you’re drunk I guarantee.

[@ronishagardner2255]

@@FreddieMercurytheSharkWrestler not a zippy cup 😂

[@benyseus6325]

Once we created pure ethanol in chemistry class, it had the most pungent alcoholic smell being 60% more pure than vodka. I just felt to mention this as I don’t even think it compared to this “punch”.

[@-thanawat-8296]

holy

[@J0riS]

I once tasted absolute ethanol in chem class. My mouth started producing saliva at an insane rate and of course it burned my tongue lmao

[@ZoeyTheGSP]

Nobody cares about your hs days

[@sohummohare6364]

Pure ethanol is more like a disinfectant, as in, it will literally kill your cells lol. Tastes spicy tho

[@marktheshark5733]

My made jet fuel with dragon fruit

[@iamapotato.8525]

I'm convinced that a shot of this and I'm good for half a day.

[@emanionasile5018]

*Takes a tiny sip of The Purple Dragon* *Vibrates* “My whole life just flashed before my eyes.”

[@deep7544]

the only way to drink that responsibly is in your pajamas on the couch. you serve that at a party and you might end up in jail

[@dw.imaging]

@1:00 Skyy John has the power and skill to twist open all the bottles at once.. but he does them 1 at a time on camera to avoid making people feel insecure. So humble. Keep up the great work man!

[@seshjuan42069]

I love his accent, and the way he keeps saying 'yessir' lol

[@Andre-im7eq]

He’s trini …from Trinidad

[@kaiso2002]

@@Andre-im7eq Hes bahamian

[@TheRebellefleur27]

@@Andre-im7eq He's from The Bahamas boo

[@Moecinnako]

One sip to the afterlife with that one XD Cheers Tipsy Bartender!

[@Poodleinacan]

This message is for those who are either too young to drink alcohol, aren't much experienced with alcohol or don't drink alcohol. Those hard alcohols he used are probably low quality, which would mean that they taste VERY harsh and bitter (not the pleasant kind of bitter)... The end product with the juice and carbonated wine would make it a bit more bearable, but not by much. Keep in mind that when you make gin & juice, you don't dilute the juice in the gin, you dilute the gin in the juice. With all this in mind, the tequila would probably be ghastly. The gin might be similar to Beefeater gin and taste a bit diluted (lets hope it's not just mainly juniper berries that flavours it, because it's not gonna help it). The white rum, since it's not aged (and even less aged in wooden barrels) would be quite herbal (not in the sense of herbs, but more like it would have the flavour of greeneries... Eat a handfull of lawn grass and you'll get what I mean) and bitter. The vodka... probably the undrinkable type of vodka. As a comparison, lets say you buy a hamburger but get something with old dry buns and a questionable and tasteless patty. Sure it's edible but it's not gonna taste good or be enjoyable. It'll get the job done of feeding you, though.

[@iwantmyfriescrispynotburnt3981]

Basically the Nasty Patty from SpongeBob

[@vergil2]

Hey chug that shit

[@mikedavis186]

"You see the colors homeboy?" After one sip... "Yeah, I'm seeing colors alright, is this normal?" 👌 😂😅

[@Crowbar1225]

"I can also smell, hear, taste, and touch colors too."

[@latriciamoore8020]

Lmao 😂. Is this normal lol😂

[@mikedavis186]

@@latriciamoore8020 🤣🤣😭💀

[@Mystrohan]

Can’t help but love how crisp and efficient he is with his movements. Never misses a beat.

[@UNKNOWN-m9b8b]

DRAGON FRUIT 🤩

[@Excapepath]

When he went to taste it I was gonna call bs on whatever he said it taste like, expecting him to say something good about it, but he was definitely accurate with reaction lmao 😂

[@Gol.DRichOfficial]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kevintakeda2829]

"My whole life just flashes before me" got me laughing! That concoction must be really good in person. Gonna try it one of these days when I host party.

[@dragonfruit8830]

Please don’t like actually don’t do this

[@bamboozledbamboozler]

Bruh I hope this is a joke. That shit probably tastes like hand sanitizer and like..... jfc that's too much

[@EckRD]

It won't be a party when everyone is down n out. 🤣

[@DaeceJ]

Ok, so the recipe is: "Everything + purple" Got it.

[@lol55832]

coming back to your vids cuz just saw Gambit in Deadpool & Wolverine

[@arielrodriguez3129]

This will have a whole house leaning sideways! Purple Dragon going be the last name you remember 😂😂😂

[@kitteekittee4010]

Lmao 🤣

[@latriciamoore8020]

Lmao😂

[@xxD1ABL0]

“i saw the future ok” at that very moment i died laughing.

[@nobodyknowsforsure]

*me takes sip* *Wakes up out of the matrix* "Wha-what happened??" Morpheus: "The only way to break people out of the matrix is for them to drink a drink so powerful that it overloads the system..."

[@dahhmlife]

They should call it "A Tour of the Bottom Shelf." I can feel the headache.

[@ujuokafor8616]

Bring this to naija make we run am

[@jont2576]

U know that's how they brew magic potions back in the 13th century.

[@the_real_swiper]

The student: "Give me the biggest, cheapest, alcoholic drink you have!" The bartender: "Here we go!"

[@1991DodgeShadow]

Calm down bender

[@znawcamuzy9976]

As a slav I finally feel delighted 😊 This is slavic dragon! and perfect drink for 6 slavs 😊

[@nickcube1136]

I am Slav, and I don't think this drink fits our culture 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@znawcamuzy9976]

@@nickcube1136 You are oldschool & vintage , modern slavs are open for western culture and like it

[@nickcube1136]

@@znawcamuzy9976not because I'm old school,but because some of ingredients, like this dragon fruit,are exotic for us and we are not used to them

[@znawcamuzy9976]

@@nickcube1136 You can easily buy dragon fruit on-line or in bigger mall. That's why we watch tipsy bartender, to educate and in order to drink a lot in modern way 😁

[@nickcube1136]

@@znawcamuzy9976Once I bought DFruit in local market,and it was awful,our sellers doesn't care about quality of fruit and veggies.Anyways, maybe you're right,but such drink will be not for everyday, maybe for holidays and big parties.On small friend meetings we usually drink simple alcohol, whiskey,vodka with juice etc

[@buryat03_rus3]

Hi! Pls make a cocktail on a Christmas day, i with my friends think about a nice cocktail. Thanks. From Syberian with love:)

[@grahamyodude]

YES. MORE BIG CONTAINER JUNGLE JUICE MIXES JUST LIKE I WANTED. YOURE THE BEST BRO.

[@andrewdreasler428]

"That'll pick you up." "And lay you down." Dood, I was feeling tipsy just LISTENING to the ingredients.

[@pepitogrillo935]

Awesome!!, im a school bus driver and a couple cups of this every morning before work help me get through the day. :)

[@Dschannel7]

Bro this would be amazing when I see this after I do the mile in my PE class 🤤🤤🤤🤤

[@marg626]

I can't even begin to imagine the hangover on this one 🤣😂 he got buzzed off one sip 😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂. And he actually tries it for once 😑

[@kodakflaps8267]

I don’t even like drinking but I can’t stop watching every concoction this man makes! It’s mesmerizing 😅

[@diamondcowart1000]

Literally me 😭 the drinks looks sooo good

[@robertvega1101]

Is he really mixing tequila, gin, vodka, rum and other liquor together ? He is tripping, I wouldn’t even take one sip of that, I would end up in jail

[@RH-beefhemoth]

Lmao

[@teamohaereperi2590]

You're weak then bro

[@1VampieNight]

Guess you have never had a long Island iced tea. Lol.

[@robertvega1101]

Y’all all relax, my drug of choice is alcohol, I’ll drink about a cup or two after that I’m done or I’m going to jail lol

[@ra-kers7149]

This man saw his future and saw the doctors pumping his stomach