The Queen of CostCo... Hotdogs - GTA 5 Deathmatch Gameplay

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[@Ashfielder]

All those impressions flying around and we didn’t get even a morsel of James’ *perfect* Harrison Ford.

[@dhanushshenoy745]

Elyse looks 24 but has a soul of a 45 year old, giving a median age of 34

[@bmo14lax]

She really has the soul of like a 55 year old lmao I love it

[@thecharminghat]

She's the youngest grandma I've ever seen. Sometimes I see her restraint from calling them whippersnappers

[@hayden6759]

My grandma loves Costco.

[@nii_amart]

She's 35 I think so that's not far off. 🤣

[@Peron1-MC]

and she loves old men XD like lesley nielsen

[@IIIOldSchooLIII]

Damn, Patrick killed that Winnie the Pooh voice.

[@harryr2431]

Oh Lindsay, I love you. There has been so many times when I've sneezed at nothing.

[@TheTrueReiniat]

Patrick "I am bad at impressions" Also Patrick "IVE ABANDONED MY CHILD!!1"

[@Oc3anMaster]

As someone who worked for Costco for about 4 years...what Patrick is saying is 99.9% true, including the bit about the old ladies that serve food samples.

[@riffhouse9013]

Patrick's Winne the Pooh impression is my new ringtone

[@kylesinclair1351]

Lindsey screaming yes as she murders me is a weird feeling 12.48

[@brimming]

Patrick's Winny the Pooh sounds exactly like Herbert from Family Guy

[@christopherrapp3217]

Am I the only one who feels like Patrick’s Winnie the Pooh impression sounded just like Pennywise the Dancing Clown

[@levicreeger4950]

"Well, that's been about 10 minutes..." The best way to wrap a scene.

[@Marioroops]

Is this the first Cajun Patrick vid?

[@Mordecai0]

James on the Sheldon Solomon bandwagon

[@Miki90Mar]

"As the darkness closes in, fear is all you'll know!" "Ever been to a Monster Jam?" Seamless transition

[@mundial200]

There was mustard in the middle

[@jessicabecause3717]

@@mundial200 It was everywhere.

[@poposterous236]

Elyse is becoming the empress of fast food Like Catherine the great, but a little more unhinged

[@kineticcosmos4266]

And slightly more mustard on her hands.

[@Imwritingthisnotefrombeyondthe]

Great not in her deed, but her appetite.

[@Miki90Mar]

At CostCo they employ people that are unwell Meanwhile Lindsey is dying from allergies while playing GTA non stop

[@Dattson510]

Elyse's story has Peach Harvest vibes

[@walterwoods]

What does Kennebec's law say about hot dogs?

[@badman3000]

I see you're a man of culture with that reference.

[@BAvideo]

"What compelled you to watch them Patrick?" "Horniness"

[@altairglendeocampo]

i gonna start time stamping james' genuine laughs 7:42

[@susyhaha]

yes plz

[@VerbiGereando]

A good place to start would be their vr gameplays, and the video where "we get it an thats it" was born

[@CanadaDryHands]

It's ok Elyse, I too suffer from musturd wrist.

[@badman3000]

3 minutes into the video and no gameplay God I love funhaus.

[@bmo14lax]

It starts at 4:30 Lmao! So good

[@dykbuttdykdiddet7896]

YEA ITS WEDNESDAY YALL!!! Let’s have a great day!!

[@GarrettPDGA]

Elyse's Bjork is hilariously awesome

[@MJ_R0S3]

Lindsays bf must be a costco sample worker

[@drskelebone]

If they just replaced the GTA gameplay videos with "Elyse tells us the problems she had this week," I'd watch even more. :D

[@Telic]

funhaus is cocaine recently :D

[@superimpious6073]

5:23 Elyse didn't sound like Bjork. She sounded like an adorable Waifu.

[@MoProblems360]

Whoever downvoted must be a CostCo food court employee.

[@nakenmil]

Well, I mean, you can't exactly trust them to hit the upvote accurately.

[@geostyma]

Sam's Club Members....does Sam's club even HAVE a gas pump ?

[@davidglennon9157]

Patrick's impersonation of Xi Jinping is fantastic.

[@musicpunk5]

Elyse's hotdog story would be an entire episode of Seinfeld.

[@Rygoat]

I just realised how much James and Elyse remind me of my grandparents when they take friendly jabs at each other lol

[@FutureNaught]

relationship goals

[@hardcoregandhi]

8:25 Lindsay please, I was eating, I almost died!

[@AbsoluteSkycaptain]

I love how casually James and Elyse slip into Peach Harvest mode.

[@phillipthompson4419]

Really makes you wonder how much of their offscreen relationship is JUST Peach Harvest mode all the time

[@scootkompute3086]

OK, sorry if it's too soon, but SOMEone's gotta ask: Was placing the "Better Help" ad RIGHT AFTER mentioning Robin Williams done intentionally, or just a coincidence?

[@jonathanlewis7001]

This is a very American story you Canadian woman

[@sleepylio]

whenever lindsey says she hates mustard all i can remember is that time she took a shot of mustard, puked, then started crying lol

[@thetinkerwiz]

Hasn’t Patrick done a good Robert Di (De?) Niro impersonation before?

[@Tetragrammaton22]

Robert The Niro

[@Zeb364]

Man, Elyse was really wound up this episode. A fantastic side-effect of Costco hotdogs.

[@gleng825]

I like this combo. Elyse was on fire. I knew this vid was going places after leading off with that Costco story

[@justanothergaming2086]

Lindsay's got some sort of allergies or something she's always sneezing

[@silver_lines]

Making Lindsay do this “work crunch,” while being deathly ill is sickening FH…For shame.

[@guhrizzlybaire]

Goooood morning Funhaus gamers

[@unscenegamers]

I've never played a videogame in my life I'm just here for the hotdogs

[@alonsoreyesg]

This video remined me that Patrick its an excelent adition to funhaus

[@Russelshackleford]

“I’d probably show you Hunger Games first just so you get the context of the genre.” James’ comedic wit is the only ab workout I need.

[@dylankempthorne]

I was like, "Damn thats pretty true" lol

[@Russelshackleford]

dylankempy the wording and speed with which he said it just added to it. If I didn’t know any better I’d think it was scripted.

[@dylankempthorne]

@@Russelshackleford Nah James is just very quick witted

[@Russelshackleford]

dylankempy I’m aware, that’s what I was trying to convey.

[@redsands1001]

Elyse is a queen I guess.

[@inkno701]

long live the queen, or whatever.

[@djmroom]

Mimi Torres!!!11

[@engion3]

mimi!

[@ansonbryant6067]

Pretty sure the "no you can stay but keep it to yourself" is a Jon/Alanah reference

[@marinthecreator]

Wait costco is a gas station as well? I guess we dont get that in the UK stores.

[@PleasantlyLee]

It took 3 minutes for the tertiary GTAV gameplay footage to start playing. More hotdog talk.

[@TheHAMM14]

Anytime someone brings up bigfoot i have to mention my uncle drove it back in the day. This is my only claim to fame

[@thabal601]

5:23 I dont know how to feel.

[@itsjessicawoot]

Me: * teaching myself how to edit videos at 31 * Funhaus members: * being mid 30’s * Me: “So you’re saying there’s a chance!”

[@xx3wickedxx119]

(Adults losing their minds) 6:32 ...also better help ad

[@taunohill6710]

I’m sorry I’m sure better helps great but I couldn’t help but laugh when they were just doing those stupid impressions and all the sudden better help comes up

[@richardw63]

“you can’t just make up a character” never change Patrick

[@JosephLeasure]

Me and my boys all agree New Funhaus is way better than old Funhaus. Everyone who has said old Funhaus is better is bad at sex

[@shay5555]

Can't wait to rewatch the Costco Hotdog story on Funhaus Clips

[@orion7548]

9:07 I went with my friend to watch No Time to Die. She tells me after that it was the first 007 movie she had seen. She had many questions

[@dragonrana88]

Now Matchbox Twenty - Unwell is stuck in my head and I am not mad about it. Thanks Lindsey

[@Rowsdow3r]

I want Patrick to read me a bedtime story in his Winnie the Pooh voice.

[@poordegenerate]

I love the transition from the weird sounds at 6:35 to getting help from therapy 😂

[@iamcode.4]

Please stop using better help as a sponsor. They're still garbage.

[@aeropavore]

12:54 - 13:05 Everywhere At The End of Time by The Caretaker

[@coroniam]

That thumbnail though… *chef’s kiss*

[@tylerandes4483]

Elyse coming in with the mustard comment killed me

[@benny_boop]

Patrick’s Winnie the Pooh impression is more of a Herbert from Family Guy. Lol

[@harryr2431]

At this point, I don't even know what game they're playing

[@ryanfergo]

5:05 Patrick does a great Randy Newman and Michael Caine tho

[@zr8780]

Thank you for the matchbox 20 reference linz, haven't thought of that song in years

[@eaz54]

3:41 😂 Poor Lindsey, I hate that feeling too when you have those sneeze attacks

[@MacRay14]

I'm not gonna lie - the therapy ad right after Robin Williams impressions was QUITE THE TIMING.

[@malcolmbenjamin6687]

That's a GREAT Winnie the Pooh

[@kevinkorenke3569]

My favorite part is how by the end James is basically describing the penal system from Idiocracy.

[@Kenneth735]

3 minutes in for first GTA footage appears; amazing.

[@bubbalyde8862]

I worked as a sample person at Costco. Although there were many old ladies working, I was a young 18 year old chap. What people may not know, that job is bullshit. You have a quota to fill, based on ppl buying what you're sampling, but you'll be sampling something like prosciutto slices or some other thing that obviously 25 people aren't going to buy. Maybe I just had a shit boss but, I had a shit boss. Oh, and recently the company (CDS or Club Demonstration Services) got a lawsuit for not allowing the workers to be seated at their stations. I got 14$ out of it for opting in on wtevr email that was sent about it.

[@briangans575]

Standout GTA episode for sure

[@colemandavis7630]

I'm guessing a lot was cut out because of sick Lindsay, regardless of that though, this was one of my fav "gameplays" in a while!!

[@Ash0512]

5:49 Scott here! ...wrong channel

[@DeadlyRedGecko]

They run these ads for a while now and it stills baffles me that therapy is a luxury in the US...

[@leonhardeuler675]

2:34 The perfect amount of ketchup. I'm always saying, hardly anywhere do you get the perfect 1:1 ratio of beek and ketchup.

[@bernnotice13]

Nuthin' more Minnesotan than Patrick talking about the mediocrity of Monster Madness at the Hubert H. Humphrey's Metrodome

[@Gordis510]

Did Patrick already talk about the story about the monster trucks already? And how most of it is the trucks getting repaired? I swear it felt like the same exact clip.

[@drskelebone]

WTF planet is Patrick from? Bigfoot has always been the showcase monster truck. It had toys when I was a kid.

[@b00nz0r]

5:50 OH HOW WRONG HE WAS!!!

[@Khornecussion]

She always blames the wind for everything and for some reason whenever you talk with her you hear Oblivion music.

[@czar_oct]

Coming back to this months later, the world wasn't ready for bayou Patrick just yet.

[@TenTonNuke]

Patrick interrupted and then I had to go to work, so I didn't hear the end of Elyse's gas station story for like 8 hours.

[@MrMrNevets]

Finally an appropriate thumbnail. Elyse is the Queen, and james has the muscle mass of prince philip

[@jh-who]

Is it just me or did Patrick’s Winnie The Pooh sounded juuuuuust a little like Herbert The Pervert?

[@raeout6226]

Elyse just lives her best Seinfeld life, and I just love to see it

[@tacoturtlefly]

I went to monster jam the other day. Grave Digger was there. Not Big Foot. But also there was a woman!!!

[@Aj01110]

Yes

[@zakkeith1508]

Lindsey: *Sneezes. Skyrim guard voice* "Musta Been the wind"

[@seqnocnada3908]

It's funny that Patrick says they put the none costco material at the food court when in reality they send all the undesirables to the gas station and he use to work there

[@Crimson365]

Lol the better help ad timing while james and patrick are talking like idiots. *beautiful*

[@bubbagump7364]

Heyooo!

[@ItsTheKris]

Gravedigger has like 30 trucks just because of breakdowns

[@WillSullivan23]

Never in my life did I ever think I'd be in any way aroused by Winnie the Pooh, and yet, here we are.

[@alfredopasta218]

Is there a Go Fund Me for Elyse's condiment arm? Tragic

[@GeneH339]

@5:50 ...when Bayou Yoda became a possibility