The real answer to the trolley problem

Not made by me
original post: www.reddit.com/r/blender/comments/yy47vz/the_trolley_problem/

[@h-hues]

EDIT 2024 -- How this video came about on your feed: check my latest community post! Not made by me. You can find the original animation at: www.reddit.com/r/blender/comments/yy47vz/the_trolley_problem/ Go give the creator some love! The music is "Free Bird"

[@God-xx9dw]

I was flabbergasted after seeing the childrens hospital💀

[@PoeticPeach34269]

@@God-xx9dw I was bewildered

[@crazy_pyromaniac]

good, keep it public! 👍

[@crazy_pyromaniac]

🕊️🦅🦆🦜🐥🦢🐓🦉🦤🦩🦚

[@ne0dynamic]

@@PoeticPeach34269 I was bamboozled

[@FnD4212]

He saves 6 people and releases children from medical debt. What a hero.

[@Arkycite]

1 children are more better than 6 people

[@10xlegends]

@@Arkycite no

[@jamaicanpikachu1026]

@@Arkycite L grammar

[@greshnik2269]

вот ти підарас

[@chuchu9649]

Childrens' parents. I don't think children can carry medical debt

[@beanbagburrito]

"your honor, free bird was playing"

[@whyamicalled-Slj]

Eurobeat after watching this video to freebird: Welcome to the team bud! (They both affect drivers and make them crazy when played on the radio)

[@hugotheimpecileone]

Well shit, "slams gavel on desk repeatedly"

[@leah5232]

I hereby declare you, not guilty.

[@Foreheadgamin]

*FREE BIRD INTENSIFIES*

[@josiahhale4967]

"I hereby declare you, a free bird."

[@MemeGamerYT261]

“Your majesty, there’s a second trolley coming”

[@hashgamer3558]

"Wanna see me do it again"

[@michaelwesleyhottman673]

@@hashgamer3558😦

[@lol-yh]

"Sir, a trolley just crashed into the pentagon."

[@noproki2838]

He helps children with cancer.

[@saraihooper75]

​@@hashgamer3558 *proceeds to do it again*

[@Gl1tch585_]

"Your honor he was about to die anyways-"

[@wettoaster34]

*bang*

[@SanStuffChannelShorts]

That one kid in hospital: I l i k e t r a i n s

[@TheDJPro-oh9dy]

LMAO😂

[@Jsbjsk]

I love how the guy isn't horrified by what he's done, he's just mildly disappointed.

[@finn.likes.football]

560 likes and no replies? Lemme fix that

[@Silence_now]

I only do this if I’m one of the first people SEVEN HUNDRED AND SIXTY TWO LIKES AND 1 COMMENT LET ME FIX THAT

[@suzysusan7836]

psychopathy has entered this chat

[@theewildrose]

How can you tell?

[@zLeqitCxde]

EIGHT HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FOUR LIKES AND FOUR COMMENTS

[@jamesofhoenn4790]

My personal favorite is when someone said “flip the switch halfway through so it can do a sick Tokyo drift and take out everyone”

[@k-bros3620]

Is that not the only option?😂

[@billyism]

broooo 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@smoothtrunkfish9930]

Technically the most fair option

[@billyism]

@@smoothtrunkfish9930 LMAO

[@IndiBrony]

Multi Track Doriftu!!

[@DarthRevan97479]

You killed 60 children with that stunt you pulled But Sir FREE BIRD was playing

[@PhaseGD312]

Ok fee waived

[@user-qp1gv3zp2w]

I like to think that those aren't mouths opened in shock, but thick moustaches

[@aizensosuke4430]

great, now i can't unsee it

[@dincgaming730]

"But sir- Freebird was playing!" Cop:"...Fuck it you are free to go."

[@dripfrog]

he a freebird

[@heofonfyr6000]

😆😆😆

[@exzobree9158]

Somehow I missed playing guitar hero 2.

[@renewalacumen1770]

You got it all wrong, it's: "But sir-Freebird was playing!" "Well why did you stop?"

[@queendread4427]

Ah I finally learned the name of this song that's so hilarious to me for no reason

[@MarcoCasata]

The guy who invented the trolley problem:"No this is not how your supposed to play the game"

[@Sayernal2nd]

Bro took "Only the death can release people from pain" to a whole new difficulty 💀👍

[@soulfuldevil]

I thought it was going to be the joke where it drifts and hits both, but it definitely surpassed my expectations. That ending hit me like a trolley!

[@Nicksarutobi04]

Same lol I honestly thought the same XD

[@haiqalhalcyonic1775]

Yow! Me to😂

[@circeciernova1712]

MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING!!

[@bonse3476]

Were you in a children hospital at the time?

[@juliusfisher1298]

Would have to have „deja vu“ playing for that ending xD

[@arcionek]

Little Timmy was recovering from a previous train accident at that hospital.

[@bigsmoke7686]

More like just coming to after beating cancer.

[@ryan-levy]

"I like trains."

[@pizzacrumbles]

@@ryan-levy what kinda of train 🤨

[@PizzaTimeGuy]

His trauma is coming back. LITERALLY.

[@Barry.Age63]

You shall never escape the train

[@MyOldNameWasLongSoIChangedIt]

Nah bro fr woke up and said 'I like trains' 💀💀💀

[@weridify]

He liked them so much that it made a "make a wish" call

[@redacted-tn3tp]

asdf movie?

[@corporaliron6820]

Modern problems require modern solutions

[@cherrybombcrewgaming4538]

"Your honor, in my client's defense, free bird was playing."

[@darthpateta]

In the crime of Second Degree Murder, the client is. Not guilty.

[@huitjaitjioe6357]

​@@darthpateta *applause and cheers*

[@hugotheimpecileone]

​@@huitjaitjioe6357 Judge: well damn, "aggressively slams gavel on sound block repeatedly"

[@seynpurrp]

Xdd

[@finn5191]

U goin places if u started workin as a lawyer

[@coleywoley2374]

“Timmy always liked trains, and wished to see one when cured”

[@yourm8markas]

Well he got to see it earlier 😃 (still the last thing he saw though)

[@SpendintlifeonYT]

Funny

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

“I like trains”

[@josephrion3514]

Don't you mean... Tommy. Tommy ska... Tomska. He certainly likes trains.

[@mediokay508]

I get the spirit of the comment, but I can't help but feel sad over how we lost good, ole Edd.

[@funny_ultrakill_robot]

SIR OUR TROLLY IS FLYING!!!

[@christianhackl474]

Dude saved 6 people tied to the track AND even helped with the renovation of the hospital! What a hero

[@CastonSigauke]

Bro💀

[@tacogodboomdogg]

Canada moment.

[@JmKrokY]

💀

[@mikeymikey6350]

​@HeartsForMySubs135 Detroit isn't in Canada- i don't understand-

[@coolmikeknight9933]

I don’t think the people in the trolley are fine though

[@rabbita_rhen]

He has beaten cancer, but can he beat a flying trolley?

[@absboodoo]

What a good lad. Saved 6 innocent people tied to the track, and put the sick out of their misery.

[@sakurahirawa]

Truly pure hearted, we need more people like him in the world.

[@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx]

The guy is a G for pulling an isekai on the disabled guy at the hospital!

[@Andrew..J]

It actually cut out right before he executed all 6 of them so they wouldn't have to live knowing they almost died in a train accident

[@ravenking2458]

Lmfao

[@tugalic3979]

what if innocent people are sick and feel misery?

[@escandygacha2320]

“Every dream has a meaning” My dreams:

[@murakii]

If this was a dream it would mean something like this imo: Although you try to solve problems by thinking outside of the box, nothing ever seems to go right in the end and your effort ends up wasted

[@ibisgamer2281]

drive a train into a hospital

[@UnderscoreBread]

do have meaning

[@jellyblox1881]

What if this means that you’ll blow up a hospital, save six people, and free hundreds from medical debt?

[@animacion-zh1lp]

​@@murakii más bien , no arregles lo que no está roto, o no intervengas en cosas que no puedas arreglar 😊

[@jes2ysicaboykin71]

The guy in the hospital that has cancer : WTF is that? The trolley : here comes free bird

[@godgod4508]

Kid really said “I like trains”

[@SeveralGhost]

When Make-A-Wish finds an absolutely sadistic child

[@dracofells5390]

Shouldnt this be masochistic? Sadistic implies they want to cause pain to others. Or are you saying the lever guy works for Make-A-Wish and some unseen kid wanted to cause pain to the kid we see hit by the train in video? That's an interesting head-canon to force into the trolley problem children's hospital youtube short lore but im willing to support it. Edit: A third possibility just occurred to me. Perhaps you mean that the kid being hit is so sadistic and has such terrible wishes that the train hitting him is the ethical option. That in this way we are bringing more good into the world by taking out an evil sadistic child whose wishes would bring suffering to all mankind. I also support this theory.

[@SeveralGhost]

@@dracofells5390 lmao if he wished for an entire hospital to be struck by a train, I guarantee the kid is not the only person there. He wanted to take everyone down with him.

[@dracofells5390]

@@SeveralGhost yeah but it went right in his window. Like if I like cbt(cock and ball torture) and she's stomping and crushes a couple ants in the process that don't mean a thing. If you don't want your balls crushed get them off the table

[@donalddavis7423]

"I want to reenact the scene were Joker blows up the hospital from the Dark Knight!!!"

[@prestonc9059]

I'd say less sadistic and more suicidal

[@leaffinite3828]

Love the horrified faces of those tied to the track. They know what he did

[@Michael-lx1td]

I rate it 9/11

[@nikolasjohnson6946]

Yeah, saved their lives

[@thisplatformsucksalot3487]

​@@Michael-lx1td Heh, good one dude 😂

[@4Roman204]

Nah, that's just a moustache

[@boktai-thesun9004]

Me who hit the switch… *walks away

[@mtfalpha-1scp549]

Then the trolley flies into twin towers

[@NotALivingHuman]

"It's a bird" "No, it's a plane" "trolley"

[@nepzel42069]

Props to the man , who not only saved adult life's. And gave the child a new isekai.

[@CalamitySpica8]

Bro, I can't wait for this new anime to release

[@nicolasromani3523]

Forget about Truck-kun, Train-kun is the real deal!

[@jameslaidler2152]

Oh dear lord.

[@brockhospelhorn2094]

And a new coat of red paint

[@mailowmailow5207]

The new anime "I was sent to another world after getting hit by a train in a childrens hospital"

[@brothdian]

"I like trains" -The Hospitalized Kid

[@Louis13XIII]

I got that reference

[@randoguypassword5433]

I wanted to comment this but knew someone beat me to it.

[@Ghost1.1]

That was my thought to write 😂😂

[@thetriathigamer1544]

I like singing

[@boring_gurl]

​@@thetriathigamer1544 I like dancing

[@Leyender2000]

Plot twist: you press the switch to divert the train and since it is going so fast it ends up overturning and crushing all the people

[@justkevinlol]

I love how despite facial animations, you can tell they went from "Help us!" to "Wtf was that??"

[@tristanneal9552]

The Make a Wish Foundation when the kid is bedridden but says he likes trains:

[@KamiRecca]

I like trains.

[@Jacksiloution]

​@@KamiRecca BBBBBBBMMMM

[@Genuinespaceman]

Underrated commoner super funny

[@KamiRecca]

@@Jacksiloution yes you do, son. Yes you do. Gawd how is this still a thing?

[@HeilRay]

Same day Delivery

[@scottclowe]

Timmy told the Make A Wish Foundation that he'd like nothing more than to see and touch a train before he died.

[@rotsy2207]

Damn lol

[@kyledavid9415]

Timmy: I like trains

[@TimeMasterOG]

@@kyledavid9415 dont ever say that line again... it usually causes trains to fly out of nowhere and murder you

[@Priyankkrsingh]

Santa is real for sure

[@ghostintheshell3576]

Got his wish😂😂😂😂

[@jigzawsk4388]

God: So how'd you die? The Patient: I got killed by a flying train😢

[@petarnastic8393]

People in the Train:Who is Controling the Train Jonh Wick:Lets go to Clildren Therapy💀

[@IIIMNB]

Someone said "I like trains" in the hospital 💀💀💀

[@hyen.00]

💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@UltraCenterHQ]

Asdf Movie

[@Switchup19]

its a trolley

[@dominikjez7455]

*"I like trolleys"

[@kraktjoetv]

that takes me back dude

[@USSR.T-90A]

"it's a bird!" "It's a plane! *IT'S A GOD DAMN TRAIN*

[@farist7833]

lmao

[@pauldextersilva6302]

I know this comment will blow up

[@pauldextersilva6302]

Wait nvm stolen comment

[@USSR.T-90A]

@@pauldextersilva6302 i try to find the original comment but seems like I can't find it. So i try to revive it. Credit to the original comment.

[@maltheartist_aviation]

if it’s a plane, and it hit a hospital that’s kinda of like a building, oh no

[@F1_InShOt]

Me: The DMV guy: wh-wha.. you hit the *BRAKES..*

[@AdamCampfireMOE]

“Oh I saved them!” Children’s hospital: 💀💀

[@maciekklich7144]

Therapist: every dream has a meaning The dream:

[@paper177]

69 likes

[@ukrainianmapper3113]

​@@paper177 *93

[@Torodes23]

What therapist ever said that? And if yours does, go get a new one lol

[@djmewtwo6981]

@@Torodes23woooosh

[@ragingdogeblade6190]

@@ukrainianmapper3113 *252

[@samquigley2447]

“Mr. President, there’s been a second train.”

[@plasticharp9247]

Absolutely underrated

[@stevenlenz599]

💀🗿

[@bonarlibor3067]

😮..........😊

[@Survplayer]

I knew there would be a comment like this. 🇧🇷

[@P01tava]

🚋🚋🏢🏢

[@jonathanmanaloto7354]

Train be like: Dude nah I’m a train in the fly world

[@natrobplays8873]

The fact the trolley just like: “Ait I’m out” got me dying

[@blazzin2]

Bro broke 3182 laws of physics in 17 seconds.

[@GraceAcademy-kv5ud]

😂

[@YDV669]

There aren't so much laws as... suggestions.

[@MattJasa]

Yea Lynard Skynyrd does that to physics.

[@Blackjac10]

In*

[@nathanpfirman625]

@@YDV669 - Parkzer 2023

[@jaymorgan7728]

Clearly the most ethical choice. Those kids had it coming.

[@ryanchetty8336]

Itachi 2.0

[@tylerbakeman]

The train outran the cancer 😂

[@Maskalina]

Congrats! Now the devil fears you hahahah

[@SNE1K]

bruh

[@obscure.reference]

well they’re gonna die anyway aren’t they

[@VDslegend]

"That's not an option!"

[@flyingproofficial]

Those kids are coming in my basement for "treatment"

[@hydrolistconlanka4729]

He gave a train to the kids to play, what a good person

[@ilostmyaccountrip1244]

425 likes and no replies? Let me change that

[@user-xxzwclq]

​@@ilostmyaccountrip1244 he deserves al least 2, that was a funny comment

[@Techan0402]

I like it

[@hydrolistconlanka4729]

wtf i have 1332 likes :0

[@vibhutisrivastava2789]

Lmao 😂😅

[@Tecno71718]

Imagine being in a hospital and just seeing a whole god damn train going straight at you Edit: Dang I just remembered this comment and thank yall for 1k

[@limberflame7692]

My first thought would be "If this isn't an Isekai then I don't know what will!"

[@irgendeinname9256]

Happens

[@o0o-jd-o0o95]

ok ................ now what?

[@mikethescienceguy]

it must be the polarexpress

[@senryokuu_yuno]

must be the anesthetics goes back to sleep*

[@Bryanfreesmart]

It’s a bird!, it’s a plane!, ITS A TROLLEY COMING TOWARDS US

[@Cuentadedibujos-xm8og]

The train surpassed the laws of its own weight

[@zylince]

ball cancer 😊😊

[@trashcan7730]

The real solution is to set it to the track with 1 person then untie said person How did I get 326 likes

[@xxthekookiemasterxx3969]

@@trashcan7730 Wtf no. You’re supposed to run over the 5 people, then stop the train and kill the 6th guy on the other track. No witnesses allowed, so you kill the driver too.

[@MrMelonsz]

@@trashcan7730That would only work in real life, this however is a simulation where you can’t affect anything other than the lever.

[@jenkathefridge3933]

​@@MrMelonsz save five people and let the one guy die

[@OhioStudiosOG]

​@@MrMelonsz too bad

[@pummelman3588]

True definition of “never let them know your next move”

[@TheFloridaMonkey]

oh my god shut up

[@tord_mercury1751]

Bruh

[@Koyfish7525]

Lol fr

[@Spongebob907]

Cringe asf

[@JK_playzRoblox]

People always say that “never let them know your next move”🙄

[@paulnash6944]

I showed this to my mom, and I was laughing like a hyena when the trolley crashed into the hospital, while she was probably thinking, “What have I created?”

[@paj5529]

YOUR MAJESTY THERES A SECOND TROLLEY!

[@thaias9654]

You thought I was saving everyone, but in reality I was aiming at the biggest target.

[@mikhailiagacesa3406]

@mattmelnychuk3781 Hero.

[@bigsmoke7686]

A child who had just beaten cancer.

[@user-kw4qx4qu8c]

Here come deliverance from the sufferings

[@jellyfish0311]

Uh oh Nicholas

[@lavafish7660]

"Sir, a second trolley has hit the hospital"

[@TheWebdomeZ]

...

[@HeTookThem]

"another one gone, another one gone, another one bites the dust"

[@Cybersaurus5783]

Nah Blud did not just say that💀

[@hxxua]

DAMN IT NOT THE SECOND TROLLEY. Them bastards will pay for what they did

[@AquaticFlapper125]

Turn on the TV!!! They hit the fire station!!! They hit the fire station!!!

[@TheMrPeteChannel]

He ended the suffering of children.

[@0slightly_risen049]

All the tied up dudes eyeballing the trolly had me rolling 😂

[@VicinalElk44104]

The second I saw the children's hospital, I started dying bro. That was seriously left field😂

[@sayleeshendge198]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@DESTROYER_OF_WORLDS_CRAB]

Same😂😂

[@FroggyGaming1]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@michaeledmunds7056]

The children too

[@5ForLifeYT]

I was crying when I saw it 🤣

[@MatthewMorris6148]

I think the “I like trains” kid ended up in the children’s hospital after the last time he said “I like trains”, and then said it again. Edit: I suppose the comments are right as usual. It’s not the “I like trains” kids. It’s his cousin, the “I like Trolleys” kid.

[@Speed-TV]

its a trolly

[@lauragraves4342]

but he now gets trauma based amnesia from time to time and loses his train of thought.

[@777Skeptic]

asdf

[@lolliii5477]

but it's his brother the trolley kid

[@Clay_The_Mudwing]

TREN TREN TREN TREN

[@realpoesolo]

I thought the trolley was going to drift 💀

[@CRLTV721]

“What did you do to me? I killed all these people. I had no control.” -Harry Hart.

[@TigerBro8]

“Bro saved 6 people but killed 100 inside of it 💀”

[@aurangzebbaig4712]

Most of them were going to die anyway

[@anempireruledbymario]

​@@aurangzebbaig4712 really man, you had to say that 😭💀

[@adriangamer1863]

​@@aurangzebbaig4712 solid snake: 😐

[@tsarbombawithinternetconne875]

@@aurangzebbaig4712Bro speedrunned their delivery to heaven anyways

[@sauronawdi8999]

@@aurangzebbaig4712 the trolley could have people inside too

[@rudrodeepchatterjee]

That kid has a personal vehicle now. You just gave him a gift and he is happy with it for the rest of his life.

[@Epicgamer987]

"The rest of his life" 💀💀💀

[@delonpravishsl9545]

"REST" of his life 😅

[@rudrodeepchatterjee]

@mysterious raccoon22 if you take a deep breath right now, you can either choose to inhale again, or not inhale for the rest of your life.

[@dalegomees3087]

Not that long

[@gg.eorge1]

What life 😐

[@lhotheadi8744]

The best argument against a purely calculated or principle-less moral compass.

[@victor88059]

Its like Agent K once Said: "Where have death,she can't be avoided"

[@mrbigglezworth42]

honestly the cut to the children's hospital would've been a perfect ending

[@Anonymouslikemydad]

But like why are 6 people tied up on railroads and how did they get there and why are they there and who put them there and how did they put them there and what was the motive to put them there and why were the six people targeted and why were 5 people put together and one person left behind and why didn’t the lever guy free the other people and like why did the trolley operator not just stop? 🤨

[@MadJack1]

​@@Anonymouslikemydad furthermore why couldn't he quickly set the track to the one man and cut him lose?

[@mrbub_notblob]

​@@mopedwires To allow yourself to be held on the tracks of a trolley, and they aren't even tied to the track itself. I wouldn't insert myself because it isn't in my control. You could say that it is to some degree, but in the grand scheme of things, it's the wrong place at the very wrong time. Many people have died as I have typed, but it hasn't weighed on my conscience since I don't know them. It's cruel, but if they were put there, it has to be divine intervention to interfere with that. Tbh, the trolley would probably derail if you hit the lever at the last minute, but I'd rather not interfere, since those are lives that I have put myself responsible for.

[@shadowinthemaking9152]

​@@AnonymouslikemydadI ain't reading allat 😹💯‼️👎🏽

[@PhaserFelix]

​@@mrbub_notblobIn the original version, they are tied to the track, which is stated in the description. As for why you choosing, it up to your imagination. It could be a sick game forced upon you, a reference to being god or simply you having a little fun with a lever you found. This is an animated parody of the real version. So it got a few misses, and of course were never supposed to be an accurate representation of the original one. As many has stated in their clever stupidity is that a person would simply not touch the lever as it would not be "them" killing the others than. But in the perspective of the court, watching a crime take place, where you can effect the crime without risking your own safety, count as you being involved in the crime. But sadly also by pulling the lever the court would also see it as you deciding someone else fate which is of course also a crime. This whole test has been scrapped in multiple studies, as it inaccurate fit for our society. As human beings becomes more greedy & our laws can't protect those kind hearted but instead sometimes by accident, simply makes it worse for the offender. Which is why, in the end this test was completely scrapped and of course banned from multiple "human test centers" from a simply psychology test to even advance stuff.

[@xlbenscope]

Bro saved 6 ppl and gave a toy to a children's hospital What a legend

[@thog3857]

Thog don't caare

[@SamuelAdams0]

Underrated comment

[@pawpcat7000]

​@@thog3857 i genuinely did not ask

[@bruh277]

@@pawpcat7000 thog did

[@pawpcat7000]

@@bruh277 didnt ask

[@Sticks105]

Bro invented. The 10/12 attack

[@Solar-the-deer]

My smile dropped as soon as the childrens hospital was shown 😭

[@NoahL0L.]

“I like trains” *famous last words*

[@SPAMMAN123456789]

That's an old piece of internet culture right there haha I love the reference though

[@NoahL0L.]

@@SPAMMAN123456789 Ty!

[@VehicleLivesMatter]

I have news for you

[@A75fromRLD]

ASDFMOVIE

[@darkimoo7996]

I was just about to say this😂

[@emma_nutella58]

He saved 6 innocent people what a lad

[@Therozoneyt]

And 😵 a bunch more in the hospital

[@ghostintheshell3576]

​@@Therozoneyt that's fucked up 😂😂😂

[@Sphvire]

@@Therozoneyt yeah he saves them from paying the hospital fees, such a kind man

[@Therozoneyt]

@@Sphvire 🤣

[@t-eehee7057]

And yet he kills another life, to stop the massacre, thus repeating the trolley problem concept again

[@maximfyodorovich4489]

They made him choose And he chose well

[@Theonlyfinforever]

I was about to say bro is a real one 💀

[@mattthepyro7952]

The child in the hospital said, “I like trains.”

[@blazehunter274]

Exactly what i was thinking

[@Closet_gremlin]

I was about to comment this lol

[@twiton_]

ITS A TROLLEY YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!! GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGT!!! YOUR MAKING ME CRY!!!!!😢😢😢

[@user-zn6iw4oz7l]

lol

[@D3commission]

Technically he said I like trolleys

[@controllerplayer2091]

Philosophers been real quiet since this video dropped

[@mrmongoloid2128]

They're dying anyways -the man who pulled the lever

[@Cheese-man69]

The honeybun that I just threw at the homeless man at seven eleven

[@suchnothing]

This feels like a rebuttal to the video where a parent poses the trolley problem to their toddler, who without hesitation "solves" it by moving the single person from the side track to the main one and running them all over.

[@delanovanraalte3646]

That kid has done a great job

[@alienvomitsex]

That baby's destiny is in American politics.

[@opsatr]

I did not expect those last five words. 😆

[@1classikai]

I presented the trolley problem to a three-year-old I was babysitting once He mercilessly ran over the one person with his little toy train Then proceeded to _backtrack_ And _then_ ran over the _four other people_ on the other track

[@Crustacean1]

​​@@1classikai 😂💀

[@9gammarays]

“In my defense officers, freebird guitar solo was playing.”

[@austinteal3645]

💀

[@Defjulianimations]

Oh i commented this but i did not realize someone already did

[@Encrypted_F0X]

“Sir, you were the one playing the music.”

[@thenobledarkshinobi5457]

valid reason, you are free to go sir

[@MomoMomo-pz8gy]

Exuse me oficer i droped a train on the childe in SELFE DEFENCE

[@B.M.A-mz6wl]

Lord, help me I can't change Lord, I can't change Won't you fly high free bird, yeah

[@Autism__Together]

Trolley problem❌ spinning rat✅

[@claygaming-gh4zd]

when the treatment was a success but your credit card declines

[@XCoolguy_]

lol

[@geesea8920]

You just made me realizing, that also my thought just fit in this. (Switching the railway switch while the train is driving through it to cause a trail derailment. But there could be people inside the train)

[@PFnove]

@@geesea8920 ok i found the definitive solution: make the train kill the one person, make the next train kill the multiple people, make all other trains derail to kill even more people

[@xandernasution6207]

"its a bird!" "its a plane!" ITS A GOD DAMN TRAIN 🔥happy ramadan!!!🔥🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🥶🔥🥶

[@reallysand]

Is this a For real or on god situation

[@itsFnD]

​@@reallysand This is certified Anjay moment

[@sharyizzy260]

"I like train"

[@ama0231]

Holy shit i had a good laugh at this 😂

[@Jimmybababoigameboy.]

Lol this shit is the funniest

[@GreenHF]

"I wish to be killed randomly," the kid said. The wish came true. But WTF??

[@kaniun82]

Not the children’s hospital 😭

[@newrootian]

Bro took “Double it and give it to the next person” to while another level. 💀

[@seljaciizsudana2636]

💀

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

[@Tanimation_]

While another level indeed

[@0xyg3ng0d7]

🗿

[@davinrort2nd]

what a nice man! he even saved the man in the hospital from his bills!

[@bobing1752]

Jokes on you, the family is still alive

[@Michael_MW]

Honestly that is the worst part of going to the hospital.

[@mrkv4k]

How do you know it's an US hospital?

[@poke7895]

It was an children hospital

[@rygorigiirio9437]

​@@poke7895 even better, he saved the children and their family from a life-time of debt.

[@Xtra81]

"Sir! The second trolley hit the second Hospital!!!*

[@BananaDuck-NoDoubt]

I love how they were more scared when the ambulance was flying than when it was about to hit them

[@loosegoose5197]

Bowling alley screens be like.

[@lapizite7879]

*Strike*

[@PerSon-xg3zr]

💀

[@WheatMuncher3000]

Split!

[@sriracha0]

the kid wasn't spared

[@Real_Potato_Man]

Nice throw!

[@HenryTheGamer899]

Bro actually took "Never let them know ur next move" to a whole new level wtf 💀

[@Dunno8489]

DAMN 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@GuyMcPherson69]

Copied

[@Gravity_studioss]

@@GuyMcPherson69 I put new forgies on the jeep

[@Konoronn]

shut up

[@kkdm2010]

I use train derailer

[@jairoemanuelsosa7885]

It is always better to save your friends than to save unknown people 💀👍

[@Axoloti123]

My grandma seeing this: how is destroying a children’s hospital comedy?!

[@yourroyalchungusness]

This is supposedly the secret ending of the trolley problem after you achieved 100% completion. But sadly enough, the developers decided to dropped this in the final version

[@DaRealestDuck]

However, you can still achieve the ending by finding it in the files of the game

[@username5155]

I mean, if they hadn’t’ve (grammatically correct) cut this ending, we wouldn’t’ve (and yes “[word]n’t’ve” is the grammatically correct way to shorten “[word] not have”, and yes it is really dumb) gotten the ending where you make 2 equally likely quantum trolleys that collectively kill all six people until an observation is made

[@midastanggiat2266]

i thought killing all six was already possible in the multi track drift ending. where you time it to when only the front wheels of the trolley passed the intersection before pulling the lever. thus, letting the back wheels go on the other track killing all 6.

[@username5155]

Yeah, but honestly I’ve never been much of a fan of quicktime events like that. At least it’s not as bad as the ending where you have to play a whole game of ddr with the lever in order to make the trolley start dancing all over the graves of the people it killed.

[@SnowyRedstone]

me expecting him to drift the train like a lego train then killing all 6 ppl on track: but this is far more suffering and I like it.

[@psedygames5217]

"But officer, free bird was playing" "Sir, you ran over 27 children"

[@thelovelyredbones6364]

But they were terminally ill children

[@psedygames5217]

@@Geobbab ya ik but what r u gonna do it's just acomment

[@malekhekal4238]

​@@psedygames5217Sue for copyright 😂😂

[@justaskinglol5935]

This comment is assuming he survived

[@morbiusfan3176]

​@@Geobbab Wow what an authentic channel ran by a human. I'm sure it's not a bot

[@TheLyre3]

That one child that was born with the worst luck in the world R.I.P