The Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep.7 Recap/Review | Who You Calling A SLOB???!

[@jayro792]

Jackie is playing herself to the ground this season 🤡

[@i-spy-ty]

Also when Patterson Dolores comes out I always think about Frank when he said "I knew Dolores since she was a street fighter..." Gets me EVERY TIME

[@TheBrookeAshley]

“Face just as pink as porky the pig” took me OUT LMAOOOOOOO!!!! 😂😂😂

[@Cheap83x21]

Fugazi is slang for fake and bullsht but John Fugazi was a NJ mobster which is most likely why Teresa is calling John Fuda that

[@Cdiggi1]

Thank you

[@LovezLauren]

Jackie is emotionally unstable like she clearly has some trauma around being left out and women relationships because wtf is her issue

[@psymaira]

Delo with the glasses look sent me 😂😂😂

[@kimberlymiddleton3493]

Jackie got what she deserved Marge was like you wanna play let’s play. Teresa said on WWHL that the gift was all Louie not her

[@i-spy-ty]

Also I totally felt that after the slob comment, in Jackies confessional everything she said was a pure reflection of herself.

[@mommav0107]

Projection

[@ayeshabjordan]

I think Theresa was so pressed to get that bottle to the Gorgas so everyone would be talking about her at the party.

[@Cdiggi1]

🎯🎯🎯

[@stefanmaart]

When Joe through that card into the fire I said "And scene" Chris. Loved your review.

[@jayro792]

Going by this episode I dont think a reboot is necessary. They don’t need to fire everyone. They just need to get rid of Teresa. Bravo should do a “Vicky” with Teresa and demote her or fire her completely. Soften the blow by giving Teresa her own spinoff which no one will watch and so will ultimately get cancelled and then we would finally get Teresa off our screens.

[@dgf6275]

BRAVO🎉🎉🎉

[@jayro792]

@@dgf6275 Thanks 👍… was the pun intended lol?

[@nadine6797]

I really like Joe and Melissa's new house. It's a great renovation and I'd take it any day over Jen's giant empty box. The text message was a classic "I got something for ya" play. I FF through Teresa's family "scenes". Too fugazi!

[@deewillis9853]

I love the Marge played Jackie like the big dummy she is. Yes Marge!!!

[@msbravo5505]

Enjoyed this review! I agree with you whole heartedly! The bottle was a conniving trick. Teresa wanted her presence at the party even though she claims she doesn't want anyone talking about her. Melissa's party was the star of this episode. Delores walking in with the bottle OMG I was dying laughing at everyone's expressions! That party was great TV! Seems like Teresa isn't needed...😅

[@Cdiggi1]

🎯🎯🎯

[@noitaintweave]

When Jackie went to visit Teresa, she got to work licking those boots talking about how great it was that she called John a parking attendant. That was the moment I officially lost all respect for Jackie. She's desperate and sad and now looking for reasons to hate the people who were real friends to her. And then that text about black Delores! "I hate her" sounds so middle school.... Just disgusting all around. I'd never trust her as a lawyer either. I wonder what Evan thinks of his immature, starless boo thing's behavior.

[@joliny718]

Margaret ain't nobody's friend!

[@lexilene2631]

Great recap. Jackie is acting way too desperate…trying so hard but flopping. Dolores does not play😀. I was embarrassed for Jackie. Paulie is playing games with Dolores…I hope she realizes that at some point.

[@prettygirl2105]

Marge did that. That was a moment. It makes to tagline even funnier. Jackie is such a loser. They are only using her to get at Marge.

[@shaunri4408]

I HATED Marge in this episode but also LOVED Marge in this episode lol that text reveal was AWFUL and it was also TV GOLD…easily became one of the most iconic HW moments of the last few years lol

[@lisawu6664]

Margaret is low down!!

[@joliny718]

It sounds like money laundering to me...but if Delores allows it she needs to make sure she has a contract written up.

[@jayro792]

I think its totally ridiculous to think of contract work as embezzlement or money laundering??? Like what??? Most work in business is contracted lol

[@joliny718]

@@jayro792 allegedly Paulie and his wife own brothels...they need to clean their money with a legal business venture😁

[@jayro792]

@@joliny718 oh reeeaaally!! Better get them cleaners in quick then 🤣🤣

[@nnewdle]

What if the card had a gift card in it 😅

[@floefloe8925]

Oh, no. Teresa was at that housewarming in spirit. And by spirit, I mean Johnny Walker Blue Label. She made sure of that.

[@christiawright]

I couldn't wait for your interview bc this ep was good, but bad for Jackie!

[@dgf6275]

Or her dysmorphic view of herself

[@austintaylorrose8046]

I’m praying Bravo gives Teresa her own show 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 She can take Jackie with her! They are all so dark sided (Teresa’s “fans” too) 🤦🏻‍♂️ Get gone with all that negative energy.

[@shaunri4408]

Im on the Fuda’s side in this but I think the way in which they literally ONLY talk about the Teresa and Louie conflict is becoming insufferable. I wonder if her producer is making them bring this up again and again but I think it’s making the audience lose sight of their point in the argument. Rachel & John literally sound like two Pokemon: “She hurt my family” “She hurt my family” “She hurt my family” it’s like OK! WE GET IT

[@PamJ3]

Poor Dolores, It’s the only way to keep her. A piece of the pie $. She’s delu-Lu. Fast forwarding all of Teresa scenes. Yess. Nice house. Now I want some lemonade. Again. Fast forward Aiden scenes. The bottle. Who cares. Why bother w the theatrics.

[@i-spy-ty]

OMG if Gia becomes a housewife!!!!!!!!!

[@unapologeticallyromel7096]

Hey Chris this EP was good no lie. I'm so tired of everyone. I'm definitely over Jackie thirsty ass

[@graciatshala33]

I don’t like the Fudas at all and I can’t stand looking at his face. That man is not cute. Teresa is absolutely not perfect, but John was a drug dealer and it wasn’t just weed at 17. He’s so upset about his past being brought up, but he keeps doing the same thing, while trying to make himself look like an innocent little boy. Nah… He had no business comparing his criminal history to an analogy made about Gia on a season he wasn’t even on. Joe even kinda looked at him crazy, but didn’t even say not to bring the kids up. All of them girls are in college and have not spoken on John or his wife. Rachel also lied on Teresa saying that she told her or her husband “how dare you speak about his mom” when that’s not what happened. She intentionally framed that particular situation in a way that it did not happen. They’ve been talking and dragging this woman we don’t know for two years now and Teresa simply told them to not go there bc that’s his mom. No one denied that Rachel stepped up for Jaden, but she’s not the woman who gave birth to him and that’s a fact. I do believe that they had no intention of making up by the way that they were acting. Rachel clearly wanted Louis to say anything so they could use that against him, but it didn’t work. Margaret is vile and her husband is a bitch… and I think you would have dragged Teresa if she did something like that, but we’re all entitled to like who we like. I do think that your dislike for her does affect the way you perceive the actions of other cast members as well, since you don’t even mention the stuff they’ve done that (I personally think) is not okay or that you’d go in on Teresa and Jennifer for. I know you through poproast and feel like you’re more objective on there…

[@vodkaw3olives451]

I am actually liking Jackie now because she has broken free from marge who really is just puppeteering all these girls except for Teresa. Jackie has finally realized marge is not her friend and I’m happy for her.

[@emilyndu338]

From Marge to Teresa😂

[@Cdiggi1]

That part