The Red Green Show Ep 131 "Bernice's Birthday" (1996 Season)

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[@glloyd1987]

This show is definitely one example of something that did improve with age in my opinion

[@marywilde7378]

I love you, Red Green .You make me happy !

[@fiber9m]

And I love you

[@marywilde7378]

Thank you

[@fiber9m]

You're welcome 😊

[@georgekirby7150]

@@marywilde7378 I love everyone!... Well almost everyone But sure. I love you.

[@karolawatches]

Thanks to Steve for posting all these on KZbin! Makes my day every day.

[@unconsidered1]

I always like closing my eyes and thinking the Adventures with Bill as a radio show.

[@johnnyhall4335]

Happy Asphalt Day, Red!

[@danielb4387]

I only JUST now realized after a year of watching this show that the Possum Van's paint job is in fact that of a possum.

[@810PRODUCTIONS]

Took me until the end of season 1.

[@schwags1969]

Haha, yeah it is pretty funny.

[@Fox1nDen]

has to be one of my favorite of his talks about marriage and what women expect from it. Very smart, Red Green. Thanks for finding the laughter in it.

[@Shelley98412]

I love laughing.. Thank you for this program.

[@brettkoeshall2325]

Red Green finally forgets Bernice's birthday, but can remember to get free blacktop.

[@otiscampbell2194]

Love Hap SHAUGHNESSY ! ! Wish I had him as an uncle ! ! Best episode hands down ! ! Most dangerous food in the world ? WEDDING CAKE ! ! Don't get married , Harold ! ! 👍👍👍

[@810PRODUCTIONS]

Hap has been my fave from the beginning. The way he would lie during the early on fishing skits was so legit in approach, obvious lies, but well executed. I have had a thing for house boats since I was a boy thanks to a season or two of Macgyver. Would rather rock that than a simple boring aluminum boat. Took me three seasons to remember his name.

[@johndeschenes8369]

Yea Otis I love Hap also! After Red and Harold he is one of my favorite characters. I also like Winston Rothschild!

[@kellywiewall4928]

@@810PRODUCTIONS I watched all, summer long video from Kid Rock and I want a stripper pole on mine

[@volume10industries...24_7]

Kevin Black is Paul Gross. Check him out in the series, Due South. Red stars in Season 2, episode 1. And ' Harold ' , Patrick McKenna, stars in season 1. Lots of actors from the Red Green show appear in both shows.

[@thomasryan5736]

I am lucky. My wife’s birthday is 11/12 and mine is 11/13. Never forget hers as much as I would love to forget mine. And for enquiring minds, she is 8 hours older than me.

[@dickJohnsonpeter]

So there's no towns between Possum Lake and Port Asbestos for 125 miles? That's definitely the middle of nowhere.

[@ianfinrir8724]

Port Asbestos is wherever the plot needs it to be. Later on when Harold gets a job there, it's within a few minutes drive as Red is able to visit him at work

[@HolyKhaaaaan]

@@ianfinrir8724 and in a different episode Buzz Sherwood says he's going to do a personal-best endurance flight to Port Asbestos but it's said to only be 20 miles away.

[@kellywiewall4928]

@@HolyKhaaaaan 20 miles by air could be 125 by Road

[@caseysmith544]

@@kellywiewall4928 Yes if a geographical item is in the way like a Lake or Hill/Mountain.

[@caseysmith544]

Yep, I live in similar in South Dakota since January 1, 2001 in Pierre (Pier) where we are the biggest town/city at 16,000 people if you include Fort Pierre (Fort Pier) for about 2 hours on the road to Aberdeen that is 30,000 people or 2.5 Hours to Mitchel that is 20,000. Even Chamberlin/Oacoma area is at 12,000 people. Before this I lived in what is soon to be a part Madison Wisconsin in Middelton almost in Madison.

[@brendamoll7692]

lol..love that "men anonymous" club thing!!

[@DocLantern85]

I think deserved what he got in the end of the episode just for that "Bernice couldn't care less about Harold" line.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

Monomythhero85 she’s probably the only one who does care about Harold

[@810PRODUCTIONS]

@@bostonrailfan2427 I care about Harold.

[@heraldberg9469]

Actually, people in relationships DO improve themselves before they get married, if they wonder what their partner sees in them, when I was in a long-distance relationship, I tried to improve myself, I was more patient towards people when they did things that normally make me upset and want to retaliate.

[@wvresident7004]

How many of you guys noticed Harald's cushion still had the tag on it?

[@MeanBeanKerosene]

He's a dork, he isn't stupid.

[@arthas640]

Makes sense, people often buy premade pillows that they embroider or needlepoint. It's the same with those needlepoint wall hangers, they buy the frame and cloth and then needlepoint it themselves. Some people make their own pillows but not everyone.

[@2Scribble]

16:38 - surprised more of Bills Adventures don't get to this point xD

[@massimoricciardi888]

Hint never hang out with BIll you gonna die lol

[@tuna22lm]

This show wouldn't be the same with out Harold, he is one of the most important characters that makes this show so funny, he is the star in my opinion of the show.

[@caseysmith544]

Yes and the one season without Harold who left the show as an actor due to a contract issue, I felt most of those episodes were lacking in the give in take the show had on the main part, only a few episodes of that season were good, the rest were okay.

[@coffeeandcigarettes2885]

I guess if we ever saw Bernice, Moose Thompson, Stinky Petersen , etc it would spoil things . It would be sort of like seeing the Peanuts character's parents

[@810PRODUCTIONS]

We see hands sometimes. I believe that is Old Man Sedgewick on the boat during the toon intro.

[@coffeeandcigarettes2885]

@@810PRODUCTIONS i suppose, if you say so , lol

[@Saucy-ws6jc]

@@810PRODUCTIONS That looks more like Red

[@810PRODUCTIONS]

@@Saucy-ws6jc Too old to be Red.

[@Saucy-ws6jc]

@@810PRODUCTIONS He is not even wrinkled and has a grey beard. RG has a greying beard

[@thomaslauffenberger5795]

"Things don't improve with age; look at your truck! Look at your roof! LOOK IN THE MIRROR!!!" Second Law of Thermodynamics at work, alive and well...

[@AndrewRaines614]

LOL great idea! will try that lol :)

[@colemanadamson5943]

Uhhhh.....the Possum van does not have struts!

[@otiscampbell2194]

Did kevin black sell his house n move to rock reef point or point asbestos? Adventures with boil? Luv this (show)!!♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

[@810PRODUCTIONS]

Port Asbestos. "Boil", now you just foolin'.

[@lesliematyas1921]

gorsh sake , dont even think of changing this channel....Red ,,,no one would want to change the channel .

[@billyhawkins2848]

The man in the yellow shirt he played a cananden mountain cop with a wolf on I think the one is called do South

[@lechatbotte.]

Due south was one of my favorite shows. I was crazy for that Mountie.

[@otiscampbell2194]

DALTON HUMPRIES RULES☆☆☆☆☆☆

[@810PRODUCTIONS]

"I don't think she is living"

[@Draliseth]

Is this the only time somebody didn't inadvertently win the Word Game?!?!!

[@sarahcrews2544]

No Last night when I was watching one didn’t guess either

[@810PRODUCTIONS]

@@sarahcrews2544 Yeah, there was one instance before this.

[@larrystevenson1048]

Get yourself a high efficiency wood furnace. I know a guy who owns an old Victorian house like the Bates Motel (3 stories). It takes only one log to heat it per day in the winter.

[@colemanadamson5943]

Larry has no idea what he's talking about.

[@rwhatlyes3509]

Okay, Hap

[@ianfinrir8724]

Sure. If said log was the size of a telephone pole

[@colemanadamson5943]

Did y'all catch when Bill ate the hot dog that he bit out of the end that wasn't wiped on his arm/shirt? ( @17:05 )

[@garylyons3036]

I liked the old show better

[@brianhobbins3612]

Red Green used the h word

[@brianhobbins3612]

It's Bernice's birthday and Red must find a last minute gift and Bill Smith tries campfire cooking and Possum van needs a paint job and Hap tries to guess the word alien but fails

[@KJTV67]

When did he use the h word?

[@jonwolfie1]

I think it's a bit presumptuous for Harold to call Red our hero.

[@810PRODUCTIONS]

It is "jero", means an enka singer. The "J" is silentish.

[@ianfinrir8724]

@@810PRODUCTIONS I thought Harold was saying Gyro, like the sandwich

[@thomasmyatt2669]

16:39 lol

[@TheWorldLuvsABastard]

So cute that Harold loves his auntie so much❤

[@ptl87]

Hap Shaughnessy playlist 4:40

[@terrysuggs8630]

🤣🤣🤣

[@billyhawkins2848]

I'm sorry spell due South

[@otiscampbell2194]

Kelp up da gord walk,and kelp yer steak on da ice.your fried,bleb.Bleed singe me up for da bossom lounge far clump.ya hay dare u canadians.hows the carabu soup and bobcat stew?

[@user-if8sj1pq6j]

@otiscampbell2194 You are not funny.

[@TonyMichaels166]

Where is the “skip this episode. It’s rotten with ads” guy? Did he finally take his own advice?

[@DwayneAPurple]

Why are some men so selfish, putting their own desires above everything else, including their wife's birthday?

[@heraldberg9469]

Well, some wives might say "don't make a big fuss about my birthday." But the thing is, men will take that too literally. They WON'T make a fuss, and this episode goes to prove that there is no such thing as a perfect husband. Even though Red has much experience being a husband.

[@810PRODUCTIONS]

I suspect that the "sent to us by a viewer" flash segments are not legit. Some of the objects look to quickly and lazily made. Most people would put greater care and effort into an item they are planning to send to a show they obsess over, even if the main component is duct tape. Most similar shout outs in other venues use a full or abbreviated name such as """P. Thompson, from Flint, Michigan""". These were mostly props that did not make it into an episode. Several episodes back, there was panties sent to Harold, and like so many other public broadcasting inappropriate aspects of the show, this did not sit right. When a lady throws or sends out panties, they are used in most instances, that is the whole point. To photograph genuine used undies for a family show, just did not seem real. I would personally not touch some random undergarments sent in, could have been a slob or dude that wore them. And why on Earth did Harold not brag about being sent panties during the show? This indicates that the "sent to us by a viewer" segments were made in bulk and evenly distributed across one or more seasons like the campfire songs. I give them props. They did everything they could to ensure the success of the show. True dedication. When I first saw the fake city toon intro, I was like damn they don't give up.

[@ianfinrir8724]

Some of them might have been based on photos sent in from fans

[@InfectedChris]

A lot were made by fans. I think he mentioned it in an interview near the series end. And the whole point was to look like it was just something cobbled together with duct tape and some imagination.

[@Saucy-ws6jc]

Of course a Red Green fan will lazily make it.

[@toolshedfarmer5214]

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[@sakuraharuno2335]

Redgreen bday