The Red Green Show Ep 269 "Harold's One and Only" (2004 Season)

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[@lesliematyas1727]

a big THANK YOU to red , for posting the entire series here for all of us lodge members .

[@IamSkullrules]

" Keep your stick on the Ice."

[@MichaelStark-tm7sp]

I like that aboot him

[@sawftbunzzz]

Where all in this together

[@SoLxHD]

Show is pure gold, gets better & better as time goes on! Best show ever made

[@researchandbuild1751]

I can't believe the amount of actual work they always put into the handyman corner

[@bostonrailfan2427]

Research and Build massive amount of work for minimum payout...Rube Goldberg would be proud

[@catherineblinsky674]

My daughter, now 23, was so happy I found you on KZbin. She has fond memories of us watching together when she was young. Thanks!

[@arthas640]

i love that Red posted the whole series here. I have fond memories of watching this show late at night on PBS when i was visiting my grandparents. My grandma made both me and my grandpa go to bed early but sometimes when i couldnt sleep (ive had insomnia since i was little) I'd wait until she fell asleep and I'd get up and watch this show late at night with the sound nearly muted, sometimes i'd get up and find my grandpa already had the show and other times he'd get up and find me watching it, then we'd both silently watch the show without waking grandma up. I have alot of fond memories about this show and cant watch it without thinking about my grandpa since he was an amazing handyman, building nearly everything himself from his own metal detectors, his own deck, to his own fishing flies just like the guys in the show (and just like the guys in the show it wasnt unusual for him to injure himself on a regular basis)

[@ahillbillyredneck2375]

@@arthas640 thank you for sharing your memories! I enjoyed reading your message. I didn't find this show until youtube introduced me to it. We had Home improvement. My mom and dad loved the show. However, I believe this was the better show. Tim Allen had some funny stuff, but nothing as creative as this show. Again, thanks. Your message was touching

[@arthas640]

@@ahillbillyredneck2375 thanks. This show is pretty unique with only Home Improvement standing out as something similar. The main actor came up with the idea back in the 70s when he invented the character red for another show (if I remember right it was a DIY/home improvement style show) and he wanted to make his own handyman comedy series, eventually wrangling up some local comedians to round out the cast. Him and his wife produced the show and owned all the rights which lead to less funding but more creative freedom

[@ronderulijkummar7453]

My Dad and I used to watch this together years ago.. such fond memories.

[@wendellsebak6486]

P.O. 99

[@costrio]

I can remember when watching Red Green made me feel young. Nowadays, watching Red Green makes me feel old? What happened? It's only been a few decades! ;-)

[@davestelling]

The "Nude Beach" skit was hysterical!

[@travisw462]

I watched this show when I was still living at a lakeside house in Damariscotta, Maine! Now I can see the old show on my cellphone and also at the age of 42 homeless, and living in a old shut down camping store parking lot in Santa Cruz, California, this show still makes me happy!😊

[@jessestreet2549]

take joy where you can. i hope things are looking up. been there.

[@kennorthunder2428]

Red's closing comment (hope wife is in an affectionate mood because he's desperate (in Harold's voice)) was absolutely priceless!

[@bonnielucas153]

I certainly hope this show will always be easy to find online

[@adey88splace]

Two people and a ring fighting all the time: Marriage...LOL

[@jamesmcleod5545]

I hope not

[@andrewcao1526]

My daughter now 24 was so happy I found you on KZbin she has food memories us watching together when she was thanks

[@tyrssen1]

I've been on a "Red Green" binge lately. I can see this is gonna take some time ...!

[@robertroy1435]

I used to watch this show to relax after studying in university. Always made me laugh.

[@robertroy1435]

I've seen Red at a CFL game throwing out signed rolls of duct tape.

[@wizerd2089]

"Why do clown stories always involve death?" 😅😂

[@bostonrailfan2427]

WIZERD it’s ironically funny

[@davidhenderson3400]

I just realized I have been watching Red Green videos for close to 10 hours straight. Not sure what that saying about my life.

[@RaxuRangerkingsChannel]

You can try to stop, but guess what? Too late.

[@joehand2156]

I been saying that for 5 years now lol

[@beninreallife]

it says that you're living!

[@rustynail2783]

Life. Well. Spent.

[@tyson31415]

Me too. And now I'm out of duct tape.

[@nickbrincks2997]

This show was just genius

[@timacrow]

This is an important episode as it is the only record of someone saying "I love Yugos"

[@42lookc]

She's PERFECT for Harold! Their baby will be BORN with horn rimmed glasses and an overbite!

[@TheTsar1918]

And it won't coo, it'll "haw-aw" for the first two years.

[@JDMatthias]

You gotta love every time word corner mediator literally shouts the word beforehand.

[@GEES44DC]

Word corner???

[@rc3037]

And has the word turned toward the contestants!!

[@elliewierenga4729]

I swear I think this is probably the funniest episode that I've seen

[@danielstewart7163]

Edgar K.B Montrose was one of my all time favorites on this show. Where Red had duct tape Edgar had dynamite.

[@michaelwall4022]

Strange.. while i do not disrespect Graham Greene as an actor I hated those segments. I also hated a lot of the Buz Sherwood bits even though there were parts I did like and the idea seemed good.. The shoulder punching idiot laughing persona was annoying though..The Ranger Gord animations were horrible in my opinion.. There was an awful lot I did like though

[@danielstewart7163]

@@michaelwall4022 either you didn't understand the concept of the show or you didn't watch many episodes. Edgar and buzz were 2 of the best segments from the early shows.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

Michael Wall I agree about Buzz, but Edgar is great in small doses. The The stories he tells are the joke itself, like Hap’s stories. It’s his deadpan delivery and serious nature that adds onto his funny stories, which others just can’t capture

[@bostonrailfan2427]

daniel stewart Buzz was a terrible character: he was one joke that got old fast. If not for his actor being a talented writer he’d have been dropped years before.

[@danielstewart7163]

@@bostonrailfan2427 that's the point behind the character. He was an old burnt out hippie that was always a day late and a dollar short. I have met, partied with, and befriended a few like buzz. They took life as it happened. Several were good people. Not just friendly, or good for a laugh but, when you were down and needed someone you could count on they were there. And never expected any money or reward you knew you could count on them and they knew they could count on you.

[@maggies5049]

I LOVE this show. Always have 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BillRalens]

This show is so timely. In the midst of the chaos we call news, the cutest couple.

[@tyrssen1]

Harold and Bonnie ... Now, that's a natural!

[@calvinbowen3940]

Makes me wish I were Canadian.

[@321CatboxWA]

I'm happy to have them for neighbors.

[@daspicsman]

Best show ever created

[@jeffashley5512]

I've been watching from the beginning. I raised my kids on Red and the gang. Everyone loves you Red (Steve). I have the complete box set of everything Red Green. 😁

[@terryhaines8351]

"Hatchback of Notre Dame!" LOL

[@MyDudeman2]

love this show its one ,all time of my faves

[@homeytoyer8303]

Bonnie character is great!!! 😂

[@bigred3164]

Harold did pretty darn good for himself!

[@googleuser3760]

What an excellent show. 👏

[@spliceoncharlie]

Always loved the opening and closing credits for this show. Watching on the local educational channel you usually could get a few extra seconds or bits of material at the beginning and the end. Not sure what it is but always liked the S & S logo at the very end.

[@bigred3164]

Red Green's Shorts? Lol. Fills the half hour when PBS aired the show.

[@dang5349]

When Red was adding the Tide detergent,. I thought he would say" Did you know more Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide? Because it's Too Cold Out Tide"

[@dustinsensenig9798]

Just goes to show ya, if Harold can be successful at finding a girl, there's hope for all the single men! Remember I'm pulling for ya, we're all in this together!!!

[@ramonalvarez8559]

As a single guy that surely makes my day. There is hope to find a good woman. I know she's out there.

[@timothywade9618]

@@ramonalvarez8559 They don't exist.

[@EmbracingTeReoMaori]

13:15 never gets old

[@senad707]

After hard day of work kick back and recharge by watching this show

[@cturdo]

This must have been fun to make!

[@SeaMonkey137]

Bonnie should have been a regular.

[@deadstick8624]

She was great. I wonder how many takes they had to do when she was doing her thing -- It was mesmerizing.

[@admonisher2]

00:00:00:0035 the infidel

[@henryhammond7393]

I loved her but... I don’t think the show could handle TWO characters as over the top as Harold all the time.

[@michaelwall4022]

I loved this series. I still play shows from it almost every night but it is sad seeing Steve Smith go from a fairly virile looking youngish man to a frail older guy in those few years.

[@ihatepoetryandmyself9456]

That washing machine car is something I could use XD

[@jimsjazzz]

I'd say ol' Harold did pretty good.

[@VapidToast]

Man a lot of people need to realize when it's too late that was a great bit

[@sMASHsound]

grew up watching this stuff, in the caribbean...red is awesome

[@TRoutdooradventures]

they need to put this show back on PBS. tomorrow.

[@royhooey3640]

Absolutely put it back o pbs.

[@CJODell12]

@@royhooey3640 They need it back on there yesterday.

[@kennethhill1535]

We love red green😂

[@michaelcarrico9630]

red and green show - makes more sense than basket of mad crabs trying to escape all the same time.

[@PatFrenchLeafsFan1]

Love Red imitating a boxer giving a hint.

[@robertgreen9150]

Can't stop laughing my face hurts

[@coffeyscarburetors6437]

"Its an emergency ohohohohohohoho!"

[@mjproebstle]

what a great show!

[@solaceofryker2021]

Love this stuff.

[@edthesecond]

This is like hanging out with my Eastern Kentucky relatives or the Northern New Mexico Nortenos.

[@josephdornes746]

Always loved this show, good stuff

[@setherickson3878]

Love this show.

[@davidwestlund8954]

Sooo clever! Rube Goldberg would be proud!

[@commentanddontwatchvideos8867]

I think Harold's One and Only is rather attractive . seriously .

[@Zoroaster4]

that poor dog looks so confused

[@bostonrailfan2427]

Jacob Brunberg nah, the pup’s used to his tricks...if he wasn’t Red would have learned not to get between a dog and it’s food ;)

[@1joshjosh1]

"small claims" hahahaha

[@saraann8140]

She is awesome as the Bonnie character :)

[@doznt12]

Every week it's the same old jokes and the same old gags and the same old people, over and over. Damn I miss this show, it was the only consistent thing in my life.

[@anonfrank546]

Doz Altair lol, that was good . but on the other hand, must of us are in the same rut all our lives . we could use some inconsistency , win or lose, a change is good once and awhile .

[@danielstewart7163]

@@anonfrank546 not with Red Green. Monotony is king. I loved the predictably of the show. Made me feel comfortable, put some consistency in my life.

[@anonfrank546]

@@danielstewart7163 daniel stewart ? daniel stewart ? oh yeah now i remember ! You were that international multiple agent who was always on the run , making deals and giving state secrets back n forth between the west , ussr , pitcairn island , et al , drinking the finest wines , living it up on riviera , making love to the most beautiful women, and always getting out in the nick of time, by the skin of your neck , etc . I now understand bro ...oops i blew your cover !

[@sangredelic]

The original meme

[@TheGamerZapocalypse]

@12:44 They remind me of Sheldon Cooper and Amy Farrah Fowler...

[@Cherokeeseeker]

Thank you!

[@NewEnglandOtaku]

That car is the same one he used for the washing machine/dryer.

[@doznt12]

Recycle, reuse, re-purpose. That's the Possum Lodge way.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

Doz Altair and has always been, since the start of the show

[@spencerdurette2859]

I’m convinced that the car started to do that 23 second problem after he turned it into a washing machine and it shrunk everything

[@HappyCat3096]

I think this is the first time I have seen a woman on the show.

[@jamesmcleod5545]

Me too

[@iconzero9417]

Don't forget the women and girls at the "nude" beach. and the constable.

[@russcrawford3310]

Kelly Cook was the show's network executive ... appeared in two episodes during the 2000 season ...

[@ihatepoetryandmyself9456]

I'm ok with it

[@bostonrailfan2427]

Multiple women have appeared over the years as part of jokes and the main storyline for the show

[@paullangland7559]

"And when she got a glimpse of that, she changed to read small claims." Lmao

[@marcel_max]

Faster than the Canadian dollar during a Quebec election, hahahahahaha!

[@bostonrailfan2427]

Marcel Max Quebec: European in their minds, French in their heritage, Canadian in their wallets

[@davouchi1]

Im Australian and only found this show a year ago. This show is so funny. Although I always skip through TPLWG, i just find it too obviously lame. I love this show and I watch it every day as I go to sleep.

[@42lookc]

13:10 The most masterful execution of female nerdishness in the history of nerddom.

[@norbertdx]

I didn't see her on the credits, anyone knows who she is?

[@MagnaRyuuDesigns]

www.imdb.com/name/nm1382812/?ref_=tt_cl_t4

[@AlexSnow96]

@@norbertdx Her name is in the credits at the beginning: Lori Elliott.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

A lot of nerds like Felicia Day learned from her acting

[@rogerdodrill4733]

I like Gilda radners character as well, nevermind

[@twistedsister60]

They're actually really cute

[@jhrtjones2]

OMG, IT'S A LIVING BOBBLE HEAD DOLL, AND SHE'S A PERFECT MATCH FOR HAROLD THE SWIVEL CROTCH BOY! 😲🤤😲 My dad was right, there's SOMEONE out there for Everyone. ROTFLMFAO 😂🤣😃😄😅😉 oh how u LOVE this show. I'd hate to be in the room next to them on their wedding night. The sounds that would come from that room would give me nightmares all my remaining days.😱🤢🤤

[@verdatum]

My God, she is so adorable.

[@colemanadamson5943]

Note when Red is trying to light the torch... that the oxygen tank (green one) has zero gas according to the gauges.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

Coleman Adamson it’s part of a long running gag where he can’t light the torches right

[@dennisjuanitaboldt3475]

Always great

[@fredlittleton7232]

My favorite episode

[@lovechild6988]

Reds the man!! 👍

[@docthemetalfreak]

the opening kinda reminded me that our roommates will put a huge bag of dog food in a kiddie pool for their dogz. all 7 of them.

[@emo4126]

back in the hitchhiking days , getting picked up in a van as long as the possum van was considered the luxury of a Winnebago(r) ride .

[@cowboy6665]

I used to have a Festiva. I miss that car. lol

[@elliewierenga4729]

Love this show my boyfriend got me into watching it

[@nancytaylor3950]

It is the best show ever

[@anonfrank546]

laundry is easy . use only cold water and mix in every color and fabrics . dryer is for cotton only . hang wool and synthetics anywhere .

[@coffeecigarettes3367]

damn doctors and big pharma . The got Harold's gal on 5x the normal dose of adderall

[@denworley16]

Nice dog feeder Red 😄

[@264aub]

Was I the only one who had a huge crush on Harold?

[@littleflower8915]

Yes.

[@samiam619]

Yes. Only you can prevent Harold crushes

[@42lookc]

Well, I kinda have a crush on Bonnie. But she's Harold's. Oh, the heartache...

[@j.b.7342]

No, I did too ._.

[@arborday54]

Must be, because in the course of a year no one has agreed with you...on the other hand, Bonnie ended up being available for him. He just wasn't your density...er, destiny. :D

[@user-sm1et7xf1x]

Too funny thumbs up

[@joshuamartin6861]

Those giant salad bowls r great for beer n Cheerios

[@ricktherrien8235]

Beer and Cheerios my God that’s something else.

[@johnnyhall4335]

Not in the same bowl, I hope.

[@Ray-lo4hr]

Good performance from Bonnie.

[@TacUnit46]

Ha ha, I love my Festiva. Fortunately it is not in that bad of shape.

[@jamesmcleod5545]

My dad had a 88 fiesta a lot like this he had a sun roof put in the top of it I never said it to him but I would have to guess that it was because he wanted to stick his head out it while he was driving down the road ha ha ha ha he is 6.6.n when he did drive it I could sometimes see hit hair flapping out of it

[@josecotts5403]

12:57 Tomfoolery

[@keithcarlson7267]

Dry clean only......... 😂

[@robertr.7995]

Jesus Christ they're perfect for each other XD

[@brandoninglin7566]

14:30 15:22-15:35 15:45-16:10 16:20-16:24 16:27-16:32 16:35-16:40 is my favorite part of the video I love red green

[@bonnielucas153]

Joe musty air was great

[@allenmckinney9533]

Shoot my dog wont eat from his bowl anymore, he got used to me just cutting the bag open for him. a 15lb bag lasts 2-3 weeks for my dog and when he can move the bag around that lets me know it's time to buy another bag. lol

[@jamesmcleod5545]

What I do I I keep the dog food inside so they can't see it and so the ciotaes don't get to it I fill their bowl and shake it some so they can hear it rattle around they know it's time for dinner

[@nathangrabau9830]

red green rules

[@johncarriere1893]

That was difficult to look at lol

[@duane356]

Bonnie's too cool...

[@emperortrevornorton3119]

8:09 nice Hahaha

[@haroldconover5221]

That was too funny