I just watched a 6 minutes video about a girl who has her stick got bigger everytime her blonde friend came
@M.F.Hafizhan5 жыл бұрын
Lewd
@crackbot5 жыл бұрын
holy crap i laughed so hard at this, best comment ever!
@HobbiesChannel5 жыл бұрын
Hahahah oh wait what
@alejomakevids5 жыл бұрын
That just sounds wrong.
@tabafatristanjayechona94175 жыл бұрын
sounds lewd
@arrashishiv15915 жыл бұрын
Obviously stick is the main hero and girl just serves as hitbox.
@anhdunghisinh4 жыл бұрын
a stick wielding human huh
@NyaniKore4 жыл бұрын
"character development"
@bethjay163 жыл бұрын
Name:reimu hakurei
@kumabear1913 жыл бұрын
**Ichirin was offended to the level she felt unzan fist her to the core of the earth**
@joser.75863 жыл бұрын
Xenoblade chronicles 1 be like:
@potassiumpermanganate88035 жыл бұрын
No matter what kind of incident it is, my donation box is number one priority -Reimu
@ProfesserLuigi5 жыл бұрын
Reimu is poor because she keeps spending the money on bigger purification rods.
@Randus10585 жыл бұрын
@@ProfesserLuigi Are we sure it's not because she just doesnt get money?
@redacted89835 жыл бұрын
@COOLkid123 goodForLife_103 Nah my dude. Genji just migrated to her gohei so that he wants to feel his master ride on his back again. No, my statement is not a sexual statement
@Randus10585 жыл бұрын
@@redacted8983 "Ride me miss!" Not sexual at all.
@MrRatchet126614 жыл бұрын
@COOLkid123 goodForLife_103 So you are telling me Reimu is riding Mima? Holy damn I want to see -a hentai of it- that
@caseydewitt62365 жыл бұрын
3:22 Marisa: REIMU! DIFFERENT OBJECTS ARE ACTING WEIRD! Reimu: Really? I *thump* hadn't *smack* noticed *wack*
@themphantom91385 жыл бұрын
If I may ask; what was the Incident during that time? Story in Details is Optional, but Brief is needed.
@Neoaltmint5 жыл бұрын
The M Phantom If you still care, in 14 a bunch of weaker yokai went on a rampage and tsukumogami started showing up. Reimu’s, Marisa’s, and Sakuya’s weapons also began acting weirdly. Ultimately Seija Kijin and Shinmyoumaru Sukuna were the culprits, trying to overthrow society with the power of the Miracle Mallet.
@eikosimino55794 жыл бұрын
@@Neoaltmint According to some sources, Seija was actually the true culprit and she was the one who found the Miracle Mallet, but due to inchlings only being able to wield it, she convinced Shinmyoumaru to use it for her needs.
@jonza20025 жыл бұрын
The only things that are still consistent are the plot and Marisa's broom
@timeforgottenprince82715 жыл бұрын
Logic doesn't always apply to the world of Gensokyo ....
@mikofanboy97115 жыл бұрын
and the donation box don't forget about that XD
@TheKoakuma5 жыл бұрын
Nope, she flyed with wings and plants before the broom
@DougsDiggers5 жыл бұрын
PC 98 is not windows canon
@theeaglemaster3885 жыл бұрын
@@DougsDiggers But it still counts
@majorblitz38465 жыл бұрын
Reimu in Touhou 1: smol stick Reimu in Touhou 6: Police baton Reimu in Touhou 14: Spooky flagpole Reimu in Touhou 15: Flagpole Reimu in Touhou 17: *TELEFONMAST!*
@LinieEber5 жыл бұрын
Bless this comment and the *TELEFONMAST*
@CryptidsandVikings5 жыл бұрын
It was actually taller than she was in TH1 HrTP, but one could theorize that was partially due to her being shorter then.
@shikikankillzone42395 жыл бұрын
*_LV.50 Shrine Maiden_*
@Desolas_5 жыл бұрын
lmfao, thank god someone still remembers 𝗧𝗘𝗟𝗘𝗙𝗢𝗡𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗧
@elegant_lilligant5 жыл бұрын
Next in Touhou 25: *A FUCKING SPACE ELEVATOR*
@operationkilled5 жыл бұрын
Touhou 30th: Reimu poverty & big stick. *Marisa:* _Hey Reimu! We have another incident, let's go-_ *Reimu:* _I'm gonna stop you right there, I don't care who done what, just point me where this person/thing live._ *Marisa:* [Point over 3 mountain] *Reimu:* _That 4th mountain with a evil looking castle/mansion/house that has evil vibe aura around it? Okay_ [Slam a titan size stick], _there, the incident is no more._
@izanaginomikotofase4thehed1615 жыл бұрын
Yeah,why dodge bullets if you can just break the spell card rules with a giant stick?
@foogoose14395 жыл бұрын
Send it to space and make it to one of those ODIN satelite from COD Ghost. Since Geneva Convention forbids any nuclear device in space, a rod going at incredibly hihg speed is an option.
@holdencaulfield37613 жыл бұрын
Considering Reimu being lazy sometimes, that is incredibly in character
@majorblitz38463 жыл бұрын
And it just Loud SrPelo table slap sfx on hit, a small pause followed by screaming whatever-causing it
@defaultset3 жыл бұрын
Marisa: "But... The situation was that youkai were holding some people hostage..." Reimu: "When?" Marisa: "Over those three mo-" Reimu: "I mean, when did i ask marisa?"
@denniscat23265 жыл бұрын
Reimu's stick may evolve into Kanako's column.
@foogoose14395 жыл бұрын
Long enough and it'll gain sentience and wants to be an ultimate lifeform. Becoming a... Column Fellow
Touhou 4X: Reimu: *nods* *Stick smashes the moon into a gajillion pieces*
@astuteanansi49355 жыл бұрын
Intercontinental Ballistick
@Ajepeajlwwjdmaoweeow5 жыл бұрын
in touhou 5x reimu's stick is gonna be a handle for that giga drill thing from gurren lagann
@aron18815 жыл бұрын
@Disbelief Angel Statue Penile polevaulting, you say?
@foogoose14395 жыл бұрын
Long Thocc Stocc
@AkumuOukoku5 жыл бұрын
Slowly but surly , the stick is turning into a staff And then heir hair will turn green She'll start wearing a lot of blue, maybe die a little bit. Get a cute ghost tail. SHES BEEN MIMA THIS WHOLE TIME
@PresidentFunnyValentine5 жыл бұрын
Dude, I literally can't
@daniellxnder5 жыл бұрын
boi this is an awesome theory
@Ice-yp4wg5 жыл бұрын
Reincarnation.
@ruymartinez45265 жыл бұрын
Marisa: After all this time? Mima: Always.
@rubyfish5 жыл бұрын
@blobmaster 103 same tbh
@Icy-nee-san5 жыл бұрын
Looks like Reimu's stick is Touhou 2x's incident
@MrAsyo13 жыл бұрын
_Again?_
@SpringySpring043 жыл бұрын
Something up with that phrasing
@realperson99513 жыл бұрын
@@MrAsyo1 wait what do you mean again
@Flygoniaks5 жыл бұрын
Okay, I'm legitimately starting to think that ZUN has a huge plot twist planned for Reimu's gohei. Edit: And based on those images, he's been planning it for a _long time._
@onebennyboi52575 жыл бұрын
@Fuzzy Gamee42 lmao xdd your so funny I want to be just like you omg hahah lmao xd
@yumbtahv54735 жыл бұрын
@@onebennyboi5257 haHAA
@Azrielfiend5 жыл бұрын
I think it's the reason why her hitbox is so _small_
@Kastor7745 жыл бұрын
Touhou phase 3 coming soon
@thisisafakename20474 жыл бұрын
oh dear god
@JacomeFelg5 жыл бұрын
What if the gohei is always the same size and Reimu just keeps getting smaller?
@juli47135 жыл бұрын
Illuminati: *DON'T F*CKING MOVE*
@niconicokms14245 жыл бұрын
Usami Vision 宇佐見ヴィジョン or her human size is just an illusion getting weaker and weaker? That explains why her hitbox is so small, because she’s actually smol shinmyoumaru size.
@whodis16265 жыл бұрын
LITTLE FEET
@adaslothland8505 жыл бұрын
Dogeguy Mcderp we're everywhere
@jojobinx40205 жыл бұрын
Not only is Reimu getting smaller, everyone is! This sounds like an incident...
@Boomblox58965 жыл бұрын
I am so glad you notice these small and insignificant details and force everybody to notice them.
@SPYROcard5 жыл бұрын
@@seant1326 WOKE
@ivoryvt5 жыл бұрын
Double Dealing Character's was just hilarious.
@embreadiment5 жыл бұрын
mass chaos
@MrAsyo13 жыл бұрын
Her gohei is like _i wanna commit youkai genocide_
@imortal3335 жыл бұрын
The end was so silly, I couldn’t help but laugh out loud! This video just hit so many sweet spots for my funny bone.
@imortal3335 жыл бұрын
Bożydar Grabowski not really, no.
@MetalMargatroid5 жыл бұрын
Touhou 18: Reimu gets Sephiroth’s Sword
@spectrasoulfaire2155 жыл бұрын
Too late. Youmu already has it.
@nineseven42253 жыл бұрын
It’s funny how I’ve watched this video a long time ago and never understood this comment... But now after so long I have at least enough info to pair Sephiroth’s name to face through the Ssbu dlc. What a poor place to learn, but no matter. I’d like to see this be comment be a prophecy for a Touhou representative in Smash Bros in the future
@yabusamehoulen76363 жыл бұрын
@@spectrasoulfaire215 yeah
@revaryk68685 жыл бұрын
Touhou 6: "Reimu, Reimu, Reimu! There's this red mist everywhere! We gotta do something!" Touhou 11: "Reimu, Reimu, Reimu! The hot springs are exploding! We gotta do something!" Touhou 14: "Reimu, Reimu, Reimu! MY MINI-HAKKERO IS ON FREAKING FIRE (it's kinda cool) AND WHY IS YOUR GIANT GOHEI KNOCKING YOU ON THE HEAD?! Um anyway we gotta do something about this!" Touhou 15: "Reimu, Reimu, Reimu! WE'RE ON A FREAKIN' WARZONE HERE! We gotta do something about this before the stupid Lunarians purify us to death! ...Also was your gohei always that big?" Touhou 2X: "Reimu, Reimu, Reimu! How are you STILL able to carry that stupid stick around?! Anyway we gotta do something about (insert absurd plot summary here)! ...Hey, I thought riding on magic sticks was my thing!"
@ailogy5 жыл бұрын
Marisa's broom ;w;
@小彭-t5n5 жыл бұрын
It's Touhou 15 that's in a warzone and has Lunarians, not Touhou 16. Fix that.
@revaryk68685 жыл бұрын
@@小彭-t5n Fixed! Thanks for pointing that out. Stupid mistake on my part. Sorry about that.
@小彭-t5n5 жыл бұрын
@@revaryk6868 No problem :)
@midnightcthulhu55515 жыл бұрын
1:37 reimu, reimu! the ground has mysteriously turned into pizza!
@XenoflareBahamut5 жыл бұрын
Rinnosuke's been making serious upgrades on Reimu's gohei.
@winterswagger4 жыл бұрын
Is'nt Kourin only made her clothes tho?
@MusicalLugia4 жыл бұрын
iirc Rinno made Marisa's Mini-Hakkero, Reimu's purification rod (gohei) and her clothes.
@AngeliqueNade5 жыл бұрын
Marisa gets occasional wardrobe changes. Reimu’s rod just gets bigger.
@foogoose14395 жыл бұрын
Her rod soon may become Spent Fuel Rod from Chernobyl. So she could hit hard and poison her enemy with lethal dose of rads.
@joannamysluk86233 жыл бұрын
@@foogoose1439 Pretty sure that would require a collab with Rinnosuke, the Kappa, the Moriya Shrine squad and the Former Hell squad. And a lot of money, time and materials.
@drpibisback76803 ай бұрын
Phrasing!
@stompchunkman42485 жыл бұрын
The villainess of that last game will think she's going crazy, having a giant talking pole saying she's gonna beat her.
@amonkey47075 жыл бұрын
3:45 "There is a #%*\ing war right over your head reimu"
@foogoose14395 жыл бұрын
"The Tau invades us!"
@captshortbeardvenable25474 жыл бұрын
Reimu I thought you knew already. It's just my tie fighter squad fighting the X-wings.
@justThisFool5 жыл бұрын
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." -Reimu Roosevelt
@AlbertoUchiha985 жыл бұрын
5:30 Like Tao Pai Pai, Launch stick and climbs.
@P4R4X5 жыл бұрын
I just refer to Gokus Power Pole, which could have a similarity to Reimus Purification Rod, imho. Just saying.
@theeaglemaster3885 жыл бұрын
I wonder if by Touhou 4X the rod could be used as an Airplane
@digbick55355 жыл бұрын
And in Touhou 1XX Reimu could use her Rod as an intergalactic bridge to beat Thanos.
@redead-ita5 жыл бұрын
and then TOUHOU40K where her stick became so big it contains her shrine and literally a god that will protect the donation box, and also look ripped in the far dark future where there is only war!
@foogoose14395 жыл бұрын
@@redead-ita A god? Do you mean Reimu, where she becomes the Empress of Stickkind? And her loyal soldiers, the Stick Marines and the Custickdian? Her stick no longer known as Gohei, but Holy Shrine. As it has no natural resources whatsoever, trade is it's very core to remain functioning and habitable.
@sushipop12764 жыл бұрын
Solar system*****
@benjaminlee9855 жыл бұрын
I'm really impressed by how much effort you put into making each game recognizable and distinct.
@ZeidoriHirekina3 жыл бұрын
It's been a while since the measuring of Reimu's stick. And we're back after UM so... let's see how long it is now.
@chromaticabberationsgiveme98115 жыл бұрын
I am having a strong sense of Deja Vu... but anyways. God I wish that (reimu's stick) were me.
@cykrya51565 жыл бұрын
You mean nostalgia?
@enlain755 жыл бұрын
Did someone say DEJA VU I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BE--
@alisonmarques87895 жыл бұрын
It's called "gohei"
@wessltov5 жыл бұрын
Just imagine what she does with it on her spare time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Latency3455 жыл бұрын
wessltov oh...oh!
@LocherYT3 жыл бұрын
Touhou18 just announced, her stick grew longer once again
@Queen_Booette3 жыл бұрын
For me it didn't grew rather it shrunk a bit.
@envyreanilarsa3 жыл бұрын
Maybe ZUN watch this video and be like : Maybe i should make the gohei shrunk
@norwegianboyee5 жыл бұрын
I think the more Reimu's ego increases the bigger her stick becomes...
@hackerbagel5 жыл бұрын
She did fight a god and won
@avarixe19325 жыл бұрын
Multiple times
@foxtrotgaming46843 жыл бұрын
That sounds so wrong
@nakoamechi5 жыл бұрын
so basically her stick becomes longer and thicker because of her blonde friend visiting.
@Latency3455 жыл бұрын
Don't sub to me uwu that’s sounds wrong.
@Patchuchan5 жыл бұрын
Also could be Sanae's skirt as it's been getting shorter in every game.
@Latency3455 жыл бұрын
Patchuchan that is something I will enjoy.
@seant13265 жыл бұрын
@@Patchuchan Wait, what?!
@seant13265 жыл бұрын
@@Patchuchan Holy Crap you're right...
@envyreanilarsa3 жыл бұрын
1:40 Marisa : REIMU, Someone make your ground into a lava
@whatyoukai41625 жыл бұрын
5:18 Gohei? That's definitely an onbashira. I now have it in my head that Marisa does this really smooth dismount every time she visits the shrine, thank you for this.
@f5xs7573 жыл бұрын
Touhou 18 has just been announced and this has never been farther from the truth.
@Ningflingslinger5 жыл бұрын
All these danmaku flying by my head Hakurei Shrine Maiden white n' red Miko stick is getting bigger Bang Bang Bang Pull my Devil Trigger
@solarr18445 жыл бұрын
maybe yokai trigger?
@justanordinarymagicianpass85405 жыл бұрын
Go REE Trigger
@goldentiramisu79355 жыл бұрын
my oh my
@bf20985 жыл бұрын
@@solarr1844 oni trigger
@xClownpiece3 жыл бұрын
1:05 yukari
@Koishi_Gurobutorotta Жыл бұрын
She is sleeping. Again.
@jouheikisaragi60755 жыл бұрын
Reimu running makes me laugh so hard. The larger Gohei makes it funnier
@ayylmao024 жыл бұрын
Damn I was just amazed by how accurate the background of the each series gets and I laughed out blast when the vid is portraying the extension of Reimu's rod
@LigoyaYGO5 жыл бұрын
Funny, after MinusT release his video, soon after you also release your video. MIMA IN TH17 CONFIRMED?!
@MaknaEXMachina5 жыл бұрын
@@Ven-xk6lo I only just watched it, had no idea it finally came out. It was AMAZING
@Latency3455 жыл бұрын
Ok.
@megajaredx96795 жыл бұрын
Bring her back!!
@suleyman91993 жыл бұрын
Sadly no Edit: not even 18
@Couriday5 жыл бұрын
Reimu has a secret wish to be a pole vaulter -Even though she could just fly over the bar-
@knightofholyorder5 жыл бұрын
The collection of first stage songs and that ending was totally worth it! It's good to see you doing your thing :)
@snowleaf28345 жыл бұрын
By the time of the 20th game or so reimu better be dragging the stick
@TheAlmightyGream3 жыл бұрын
The stick is the sign of Reimu's power. The more incidents she solve, the longer the stick grows, the more powerful she becomes.
@rickyboiiiii3 жыл бұрын
New 2hu was announced and unfortunately, her stick shrunk by a little.
@tachythepizza3 жыл бұрын
You have to make it for Touhou 18 ! And for Sanae gohei who have the same thing...
@rainstudios50474 жыл бұрын
reimu: stick is whacking me Marisa reimu what happened to you Reimu: I got whacked by a stupid stick
@desgreyskry87925 жыл бұрын
The stick can grow, like us!
@plsunsubme53973 жыл бұрын
5:31 That's Pretty awesome though ngl
@Izayoink_Saccuy3 жыл бұрын
Imagine in touhou 70 *L O N G S T I C K*
@ikimihimiri6335 жыл бұрын
I like how Marisa seems not to be bothered by that
@unfunniestman10 ай бұрын
love how in the th15 part she's completely unamused by the fact gensokyo is under an alien attack
@simunator5 жыл бұрын
lmao by the end shes That dragonball dude who flies around by chucking a log
@asianxinvasion17245 жыл бұрын
"Reimu! It's time to save the world and increase the size of your stick!! " *Ah, shit. Here we go again.*
@foogoose14395 жыл бұрын
I ain't representing in 5 years. But the Yokais won't give a shit. *Marisa* "You pick the wrong shrine, fool!" Ay, ay, ay! Marisa, it's me, Reimu, chill! Chill! "Marisa? Oh! My dawg! What's up! Hahaha!"
@suleyman91993 жыл бұрын
@@foogoose1439 I see Marisa covering her place when she left somewhere.
@hellwolf75 жыл бұрын
Reimu is slowly turning into Berserk's Guts.
@LigoyaYGO5 жыл бұрын
LOL, the nostalgia is strong in this video.
@eossidosvei5 жыл бұрын
Reimu is not the protagonist.......The stick is
@f1r3hunt3rz55 жыл бұрын
A girl's stick becoming bigger with the coming of her friend? You guys have probably seen this kind of _shtick_ in doujinshis, don't lie
@chongjunxiang30025 жыл бұрын
By Touhou 100: An A380 By Touhou 101: Buluga XXL Whales
"Speak softly and carry a big stick, you will go far." -Theodore Roosevelt Ol' Teddy never could've seen this coming...
@777hellsent5 жыл бұрын
This is one of those most special shitposts in the world
@nazobiya-tsuzare2305 жыл бұрын
いや、最後もう桃白白やんこれww
@SoraSkyAtic5 жыл бұрын
i like the way how reimu run
@Zhenchat5 жыл бұрын
Sticks can't grow. Touhou:
@ReRoute255 жыл бұрын
Well this would explain Sakuya’s Pa-*knifed*
@UniqueReisen5 жыл бұрын
EXPAND GOHEI
@Supperdude93 жыл бұрын
And for 18, it's even bigger.
@foogoose14395 жыл бұрын
That stick is evolving into polearm. Now it's a 2 m Spear, then it'll be a Javelin, then a Lance and then a Pike (5 m long), at that point Reimu will be a -Swiss- Gensokyo Pikewoman. Lancer Reimu might look cool, tho, borrowing Marisa's broom and lancing enemies WW1 style.
@grapejuice52945 жыл бұрын
Marisa doesn't even bat an eye about the changing size of the pole. A true friend.
@Candrenlol5 жыл бұрын
Touhou 27: Reimu's stick is a damn skyscraper lol
@Phantasmagoria325 жыл бұрын
The stick probably has an age to grow *If that shit grows way bigger its still OKAY*
@ニコフラ5 жыл бұрын
お祓い棒でも笑っちゃうけど 走り方の必死さにも笑うww
@akiokuu31775 жыл бұрын
The stick girl (red girl) name's Reimu and the blonde hair girl is called Marisa, Marisa went to Reimu's shrine, Yes..Shrine..Cause Reimu is a shrine maiden and her job is to resolve incidents that happen in Gensokyo (Gensokyo is the place where that happens) and all the titles of each moment Marisa went to look for her there was texts like...Imperashible Night, Perfect cherry blossom, Etc..All that titles are the incidents. And Reimu's best friend is Marisa..They go to resolve incidents togueter, in this video: All the times they resolve an incident Reimu's stick gets bigger O_o, Welp that's it
@rollchan34915 жыл бұрын
Wasnt expecting an upload :P
@rainstudios50474 жыл бұрын
Marisa: the lava is rising let's go! Reimu: ok
@tenko42865 жыл бұрын
Something tells me ZUN's gonna add a Wukong lore in touhou.
@alexmelik40305 жыл бұрын
She is a growing girl... oh wait, OH SHI~
@sosvanburito30005 жыл бұрын
SILVER REIMU
@jacobdelacruz558 Жыл бұрын
Sanaes gohei is steadily growing too
@peaveejay27007 ай бұрын
Tfw her skirt is also getting longer to a point it's treated as a new t-shirt
@SoggyWaffle973 ай бұрын
Clearly Reimu just needs an exponentially bigger-and-bigger Gohei wand for each ensuing incident, typical fantasy maiden behavior…
@sakura3685 жыл бұрын
she speaks softly and carries a big stick
@Tigerbro65 жыл бұрын
Can't wait til Reimu becomes Tao Pai Pai and travels around the world throwing her stick and jumping on it
@makowiecmakowiecki45653 жыл бұрын
"Warning: Touhou fanfiction." Ight I'mma head out-
@burritowyrm65303 жыл бұрын
Gohei is actually like sun wukong’s staff
@ReimuandCirno5 жыл бұрын
It's a good thing Marisa is always around to warn Reimu about incidents. Otherwise she would have no idea anything at all was unusual.
@AustinTheDeathMetalUnicorn4 жыл бұрын
That's why reimu's broke. She's always spending her money on a bigger stick
@simonghoul36025 жыл бұрын
excellent 3:12 this is hilarious. Sure it's misbehaving but you still gotta watch for that donation box 3:35 yes, there's a war and complete chaos, but the donation box-
@Ice-yp4wg5 жыл бұрын
If Reimu's stick really gets as big as how you described it in your touhou 2X interpretation then, wouldn't she just resolve the incident quickly by smacking every boss with that gohei stick turned gargantuan punisher?
@rcpwProductions5 жыл бұрын
my stick gets larger everytime blonde people come near me as well
@nekodesu46495 жыл бұрын
3:12 とりあえずお祓い棒よ、落ち着こう
@Mugenri5 жыл бұрын
Only three minutes in do I notice the fuckin gohei is GIGANTIC.
@kitzayoi5 жыл бұрын
My favorite mmd man is back
@Mima_the_vengeful_spirit3 жыл бұрын
now to make it even..smaller? (yes, in touhou 18...it shrunk a bit)
@timeforgottenprince82715 жыл бұрын
I really hope Touhou 17 comes to Steam ...
@LinieEber5 жыл бұрын
It will come, dotn worry~
@seant13265 жыл бұрын
store.steampowered.com/app/1079160
@hyoutan_tan5 жыл бұрын
it's an onbashira at that point Kanako would not be able to compete
@anondeilvers915 жыл бұрын
4:07 DAMN, MARISA LOOKIN FRESH AS FUCK!!!
@SheetsInc4 жыл бұрын
Speak softly and carry a big stick." -Reimu Hakurei
@KruCorn4 жыл бұрын
We all know where does all of those yen we gave to her now