THE RETURN OF ALPHARAD PLUS

[@nathant5552]

Im sad because of a girl but your vids make me a little bit happier

[@shybandit521]

Keep going king

[@DavistheDCfan]

Who needs girls when you have games

[@skiph8957]

hecking trash thanks for sharing

[@skiph8957]

hecking trash thanks for sharing

[@cedrikw4972]

PuffpuffPowder Eatmyshorts oh fuck no

[@greyson8197]

"give me the 7th grade reading level, that's where I'm at." Jo, the English teacher

[@hwaht8084]

*of 7th graders

[@mme.veronica735]

Context: He said this in response to 1st grade reading

[@resinfruit]

(thats the joke)

[@silvercomics3517]

He was obviously lying. Jo doesn’t read.

[@yellow8760]

After 15:16 I think he is a Math teacher

[@freezeburn9875]

Alpharad: “Who doesn’t wanna be a millionaire” Me: “Billionaires”

[@donovanstewart698]

Freezeburn 98 but why make billions when we could make MILLIONS

[@freezeburn9875]

Because BILLIONS is more money than MILLIONS 😡😡😡

[@oldaccount8881]

@@freezeburn9875 can you even count? million is a bigger word and that means there is more.

[@jellybelly8672]

Donovan Stewart was that an Austin powers reference because I fucking loved that.

[@Rosem_Blossom]

Billionaires are also millionaires right?

[@taplay5383]

I love how this channel has just enough editing to make it look even worse than it would be without it.

[@dhruvgandhi4333]

thats the philosophy of putting as much effort as necessary to make the product look as low effort as possible

[@aidenandre106]

Thank Tyler for that

[@tko5019]

Y’all really just gonna upload shrek, leave for 2 weeks, and then upload smarter than a fifth grader?

[@bensampson1553]

Y E S

[@nathanferry9481]

It was only two weeks, man life is boring without them

[@bubblymarmar]

Yeah

[@notimportant4329]

I want more content like Shrek. I want a part 2 to that handshadow romance story.

[@tko5019]

Ayy thanks for the pin alpha

[@ayteefour]

"Are you smarter than a fifth grader?" Given the group, with the addition of alcohol, maybe we should start them off with kindergarten next time

[@buff00n3ry]

What's Jacob's excuse? He wasn't drinking.

[@Blackholebirb]

@@buff00n3ry proximity drunkness

[@tobiasgonzalez3089]

@@buff00n3ry Drenched in irony

[@peterohare5629]

55:21 Ellie: Is Virginia a State? Joe: No! There's just North Virginia and South Virginia

[@sram5949]

That East Virginia discussion hurt me

[@captainzebulin3148]

Just found out that all my Virginian friends apparently don't exist. This is a sad day.

[@Trevnado]

I don’t exist

[@Waffle4]

Jo*

[@diobrando1325]

That’s a fact

[@joshuab3918]

All fifth graders: Get Question Wrong Contestant: Gets Same Question Wrong "I am not smarter than a fifth grader"

[@cadefrazier4031]

what a plot hole

[@geo4876]

I AM smarter than a 5th grader! At least, one who failed all their classes...

[@Zorua3]

I mean... it isn’t “I am dumber” it’s specifically “I am not smarter.” In this case, the kids and contestant are equally incorrect so the line works.

[@rachelsullivan8585]

Joe: “I can’t read” Alpha: “Let’s do 5th grad reading” Joe: “I got this”

[@SweetzTheOne]

Hate to be that guy, but its Jo

[@cobravenom1316]

NCPTheChamp Jo Biden :D

[@eggethwaffburt]

Hate to be that guy, but it’s grad e

[@gkdgl]

@@SweetzTheOne Jo Mama

[@jellybelly8672]

Yeah I know joe. But wasn’t Jo funny too?

[@nimble3742]

Jacob: "Hey Ellie, how're you doing?" Ellie:"Good. I'm eating r i c e ."

[@r.p.6797]

Rice? NICE

[@bignicotine]

I read this the second she said it

[@tatejensen381]

"the return of Alpharad plus" FWOB intro Me: "they really are back!!!"

[@ayteefour]

I thought that ellie was some sort of car when she growled in the intro tbh..

[@JimJamTheAdmin]

Ellie makes the worst sounds of the three. She is some sort of horrible noise dinosaur and I love how unapologetic she is about it. Half the time she's drunk and the other half she is making just horrible burps. She is a great addition to the team.

[@pointlessgarbage8587]

Ok but Tyler actually did pull up on Ellie’s “oh shif” line so R E S P E C T

[@node9221]

I love how "are you smarter than a 5th grader" is split into 2 separate hashtags

[@waferjuicebox]

BonBot fucking love this channel

[@jaredneves2956]

they do this all the time look back to the shrek video and the cod mwf one

[@icalivy]

me

[@icalivy]

too

[@GoldLink364]

YES! THE ONLY SHOW ON THE INTERNET HAS RETURNED

[@joshpalmer4420]

and by that you mean fwob since they used the intro

[@reviewdestages]

@@joshpalmer4420 its my boy josh

[@joshpalmer4420]

schwanz kopf “I don’t even know who you are.” -bad purple man

[@Vibesfs]

We’re just gonna gloss over Jo saying “I know my geometry” in response to getting a question, whose answer is North Carolina, correct.

[@OG_DouG]

We're gonna talk about that as much as we're gonna talk about Jo saying "I hate children"

[@slurponaut]

@@OG_DouG don't we all

[@MrJelly-ox9mz]

Let’s just pretend they were never gone

[@kush2319]

;

[@Tron_Solo]

They weren't

[@MrJelly-ox9mz]

Miley Stewart that’s the spirit

[@funinthesun2441]

Why wound we pretend; they never left

[@africangoku1152]

7:04 Tyler really is the best part of this show

[@onemanensemble5876]

" I hate children. Be smarter" - A for real teacher

[@OG_DouG]

Well, some teachers do hate children. There was a teacher back in my middle school days that yelled at her students whenever the slightest happened. She was notorious because she sounded genuinely pissed when she did it, like if children killed her happiness or whatever(she is a true boomer, anyways). Don't know if she still teaches, but if she kept her job for that long, it's because in my country, Costa Rica, school system is godawful(it is, btw)

[@TheJamesJackson]

Jo: Dude we're at a quarter of the way to a million dollars Jacob: Yeah we're halfway there *Smarter than a 5th grader theme intensifies* 6:43

[@codynelson9173]

Thats the joke my guy

[@runktheruler]

Why do people just comment quotes from the video

[@TheJamesJackson]

I'm a not allowed to recall my favorite moment from the video?

[@darkwizard7101]

The real thing that scares me is the fact Jo thinks 25,000 is a quarter of the way to 1 million

[@holykonchu7250]

@@TheJamesJackson technically Alpha is kinda right with the halfway there since he is almost in the middle of the thingy that says how much money you have

[@aidenandre106]

The funniest bit in this video is jo saying oh shit and having the default one edited over it, the Alpha says “don’t worry tyler will edit oh shit over it” and that isn’t edited

[@TheWhite-Guy]

I had this in a playlist with other Alpharad Plus videos. I fell asleep to Ellie taking about banana soul and woke up to you guys popping off about winning 500k. Truly a Plussy moment

[@alextelzrow7136]

(The Alpharad Plus crew restarting the game every time they get something wrong) Jeff Foxworthy, I've come to bargain.

[@lasagna3289]

You should just reupload this over and over on every day that you don’t have another upload planned

[@yazdanicacid]

"We're at a quarter of a million dollars" "Yeah we're halfway there!"

[@MajorHuggles]

Joe: is a teacher. Also Joe: "I hate children!"

[@SpecialShipping]

Tbf hes a highschool teacher

[@__jaysin__]

The plant one pissed me off because Saturn is literally the 6th planet with Uranus being the 7th

[@lucaslennan3356]

#plantgang

[@dr.t0blerone965]

Jo: I can't read *Picks reading questions* Also Jo: Okay, I got this one.

[@TreeckoBean]

I saw the intro and I thought I was having a stroke

[@deltaphant_]

They better keep doing the FWOB intro that's such a good bit

[@Foofoothegoon]

I just spent an hour and five minutes of my life lying in bed, watching you three play a trivia game and listening to your conversation.

[@larhyperhair]

i love that Jo and Alpha knew it was a hexagon because its the same shape as Fox's shine

[@marioponce8482]

Alpharad Plus: "we are smartar then ever now" Me: "Oh wow, their English is better than mine by like 10 miles. I am terrible."

[@thomtom3070]

Than*

[@marioponce8482]

@@thomtom3070 You might want to read the description of the video.

[@jexania]

57:18 The Susan B. Anthony question is wrong. 1920 is when the 19th amendment(giving women the right to vote) was ratified and Susan B. Anthony died years before that happened. After looking up more, 1820 is the most correct answer as that is when she was born and it could be construed that a woman existing is an argument for them being able to vote if voting is a right. However, I believe the question was originally supposed to be more along the lines of "Though Susan B. Anthony died before women gained the right to vote, her struggle for women's rights paid off in what year?" I don't know why this bothered me as much as it did.

[@justashyguy2889]

"Southeastern" "DELAWARE" "It's West Virginia"

[@curseddealer6867]

I feel like Ellie is like.. always drunk on this channel

[@CupPongKing]

They fail, don’t they

[@scarffoxandfriends9401]

Diphthong: a sound formed by the combination of two vowels in a single syllable, in which the sound begins as one vowel and moves toward another (as in coin, loud, and side ). Apply is not a Diphthong as the two vowel sounds are separated by a consonant sound. The answer was Although.

[@Slink1701]

His argument is that the "y" sound in apply is phonetically an "AI" sound which is a diphthong. They were probably just going with a direct double vowel rather than something like "side."

[@SlasherDex]

Although what

[@analysis726]

are you a furry

[@scarffoxandfriends9401]

@@Slink1701 you don't say AH~IE-PlIE. With Side you do say SUH~IED. The vowel sounds have to go directly into each other, not just effect each other.

[@scarffoxandfriends9401]

@@SlasherDex The also is the word Although.

[@jagreen715]

this game has haunted me to the depths of hell and now it's here for you

[@scarffoxandfriends9401]

52:30 I think Jacob got confused between an Oboe and Bassoon. The english horn is actually a type of Oboe, but it's known for being a lower pitch.

[@timmyd9534]

I watch so much fwob that it took me a while realize that the intro was out of place

[@scarffoxandfriends9401]

"The Galapagos aren't a country" o3o Hawaii isn't a country either, it's a state.

[@aleksanderboardwine367]

Ah, turning on my phone, and a picture of a face greets me. I grin, and I press the button to play the video. I sit and ponder what heaven could possibly have that is better than the content this channel crank out. Sub to Alpharad/Alpharad Plus.

[@eve-chanbushido6953]

IM ON MY LUNCH BREAK AT WORK RIGHT NOW AND THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I COULD POSSIBLY SEE IN MY FEED RIGHT NOW

[@angusmacdonald1123]

Joe: Is a teacher Also Joe: $25000 were a quarter of the way to a million dollars

[@theladoflads7884]

but $25,000 is a quarter of a million though

[@wonderfulwobbuffet764]

The Lad Of Lads ah yes, of course.

[@Kira-rn9fl]

The Lad Of Lads yes its big brain time

[@diamond_dynamo2214]

Answer about the comet question, as an ex-astronomy major: it doesn't point away from the front of the comet. Presumably, they're getting front from the direction it's moving, and the tail will always point away from the sun, which means it's sometimes perpendicular to the front

[@justjames4]

One minute ago. one-thousand thirty-three views. That's having dedicated fans!

[@Inabin]

"I've never been able to read!" 5th grade reading "Okay I got this." That was a solid joke

[@andrew2402w]

Yes! Friends without benefits this is one of my favorite channels

[@CraftyLilSoto]

I just got clickbated so hard, the Alpharad Gold change changes a lot lmao

[@Fretfulglaze]

Tyler made this whole video and he voice acted everyone

[@paxgallery6646]

So that's why major sounds different

[@bumbobadabini5802]

"So 4 times 4 equals 8" This alone made it worth to watch

[@person5862]

Gamer

[@jamesserhan5024]

Gamer

[@nakty7022]

Gamer

[@devonpederson919]

Gamer

[@gman_613]

Gamer

[@banzaininjakuhmuh2305]

Gamer

[@Supermonkey-dw2jh]

I’m so glad to know that Oklahoma springs are 110°F lmao

[@dr.pepperyoutube.trustmeit843]

Wow, the excitement that I have for fwob, the official sponsors of Dr Pepper, being invited to compete in Are You Smarter that a 5th Grader cannot be contained, can't wait for them to prove why the classic taste of Dr Pepper has rained supreme in every taste bud around the world ever since Mussolini's second birthday

[@JBRedux]

I got this in my feed today and got excited for just a second before I saw the upload date

[@johnnyken123]

I’m not even smarter than myself tho

[@prezin4370]

Johnny Ken123 wait a min, I’m amazed I found this comment

[@johnnyken123]

The Kushins OMFG HEY

[@ballsnacks4037]

Putting these videos on while I do homework might make me work slower but it also makes the whole process more enjoyable

[@octobrot7591]

I thought that this channel was about using the least amount of brain cells, and that we all synonymously agreed on that, but this here video breaks all of that law and therefore is illegal. Alpharad, you have broken the law that you have made, and this means you have at least 2 brain cells. I am very disappointed in you

[@creditroll176]

mr plus is back, baby!

[@aydenmanning6243]

57:16 I mean this is just wrong. Women were literally given the right to vote in 1920 (19th amendment) so the movement definitely did not start in that year. She was born in 1820 so I wouldn't consider that correct unless you count her 'struggle' as starting the moment she was born. Honestly this is just a bad question. Edit: Apparently Jo said pretty much the same thing a few seconds later. Guess I should probably watch the video before ranting about the errors of a game made 11 years ago

[@sterlinga.5410]

I miss Ellie in modern Alpharad Deluxe

[@RileyB_226]

Whenever I see a Spanish question I am so confused because in Canada we learn French instead. Also At 13:30 that guy looks like the guy at the beginning of Pixels

[@MadHatter1B3]

At the portion of the video where Tyler is putting in a lot of edits, the thought that came to my head was the "HE'S ON FIRE!" sound clip he likes because Tyler is putting in work. Great job Tyler! Your on fire.

[@DoublemanFM]

Alpharad: *Posts video called "The Return of Alpharad Plus* Also Alpharad: *Casually says that he's back in FWOB in the intro* Me: excuse me *what*

[@limabeanyes3344]

No? He just said to roll fwob intro

[@lief5957]

@@limabeanyes3344 whatever

[@PantsMasterPlays]

@@limabeanyes3344 thanks for sharing!

[@jacoberlofer6821]

“There’s right answers and there’s wrong answers, and that belongs in the second group” now that’s comedy

[@Jude3333]

14:40 lmao y’all really went and made Dabuz your character

[@Mendoza-yi6qk]

This title is more funnier than before

[@diamondkoolaid]

8:42 "I don't know horoscopes!" As someone who is studying Astronomy, this physically pains me Ellie...

[@johnfeet3990]

15:16 "Four times four is eight." -JoSniffy

[@calebharrisun]

Finally! A new episode of Pokémon Mystery Dungeon!!!!! Can't wait to watch it. ;)

[@nii9931]

Alpharad Plus thank you so much I needed background noise

[@MisterAnimann]

7:01 I'm not a math magician but I'm pretty sure that shape has way more than 6 sides.

[@alexbean7200]

I just want to say it was very brave to upload a video on Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader.

[@gamingbro-ih4vt]

I love the new intro it’s really cool ;) friends without benefits

[@angelbrained]

theres so many layers to this mess i dont know where to start. it's... it's beautiful.

[@okokokok9445]

Wait this was a channel?

[@chibiyeet316]

THEY FUCKING BROUGHT IT BACK LET’S GOOOOOOOOO

[@DerkDurski]

Is this why he kept tweeting it lmao

[@Char0206]

I’m happy alpharad deluxe is finally back! I’ve been waiting!

[@NekkoBlue]

Smash fans during E3 2019: 19:42

[@kennethvalentine8901]

Ain't even gonna lie that was me😂

[@imthefunnyguy5467]

Sometimes I worry if I'm smart enough to make it in this world, and then I watch you guys' videos and I feel alright

[@Mr_Meister]

It's not a return, this is just a scheduled upload that happened to be really far from the last upload. It's part of the overarching irony of the channel, I'm sure of it.

[@animemangavg]

The worst part is the times you tell they are absolutely trying but are so PAINFULLY wrong.

[@denzelmartinez7529]

Wait a second, without benefits?

[@jeffreyluhnow9238]

This is surreal, Alpharad you seem to know and play every weird, cursed, and forgotten game I loved during my childhood. How do you do it?

[@billmill9800]

SOMEONE FIND THE VIDEO OF ALPHARAD ON THIS SHOW

[@Pikana]

This is the kind of high octane video gaming I subscribed to FWOB for.

[@juu4276]

Hello person scrolling in the comments. Have a good day.

[@justaperson5868]

Lofi [ Tako ] Hi; you do the same commenter.

[@UnlimitedBlakeWorks]

You too bud

[@accelerator1666]

Appreciate the good will but its night rn B.

[@juu4276]

@@accelerator1666 Timezones

[@taeahn6065]

No, this video is not 3 years old. NOOO

[@runningbull73]

Long have we waited and now our patience has been rewarded.

[@scarffoxandfriends9401]

41:00 that wasn't subjective at all. Jacob is correct, you only ever want one changing variable that way you can make sure it has an impact instead of guessing what changed the result.

[@nathanferry9481]

25:02 Alpharad: "I didn't read improv in that sentence"

[@BLaCkShAgGyTH1922]

this is more reading in an alpharad plus video than I signed up for

[@cxrdinal676]

19:38 that was a spot on impression ellie

[@scarffoxandfriends9401]

Djinn is basically another word for Genie. The villian would be considered a Wizard.

[@andrewnorthrop8723]

Wow, cool video AlpharadPlus!

[@david.84]

Thanks, you guys just made my day a lot better

[@lynmasterss]

i saw Jeff Foxworthy's face and immediately knew what game y'all were playing

[@grottosstuff]

yooooooo im so glad the alpharad plus cast is coming back for the reboot