The Rich Fiancé of the Woman You Love

Written and performed by Graham Techler

[@brandontaylor8762]

This was...a whole novel in 6 minutes

[@MagmaMazium]

So he's the chair man of his company

[@BurntSushi.]

💀

[@justacreativejunkie5164]

“Hot mailman, what wrong?” 😂😂😂

[@eraser2592]

“Hot mailman your wheeping

[@JennyShull]

*You’re

[@MsCunningLinguistic]

"Hot mailman, you're HWEEPING! 😨"

[@matthewkondziela6733]

so many iconic lines in this one bit, to the repetition of 'hotmailman' to the way he says 'wheeping'

[@madmintentertainment6268]

man gave us an entire world in 6 minutes

[@luvthecronch3542]

You think this is crazy? Have you heard of *hobbit milk*

[@thefriendliestfreak1786]

My god I feel like I’ve watched hour long films that had less tight narrative and storytelling than this six minute video. That was a rollercoaster.

[@coletakkish4389]

this is how i wish the great gatsby ended

[@Bingobangomcgee]

Seems like his family didn't invent the chair, but rather a very specific type of chair facing a hotel bed

[@indiciaobscure]

this is so brilliant. i loved every second of it, especially how rich fiance is kinda into it

[@JustButton]

kinda?

[@chinsaw2727]

@@JustButton It was his idea 💀

[@mckennagraymusic]

Oh my gosh this was MASTERFULLY written

[@beatnikmary]

Every time he says "my petite fiancee" I think of Natasha Leggaro from Another Period.

[@lilitulee]

I feel like we all learned...idk what but something to do with furniture I suppose

[@esobelisk3110]

or mail

[@ian_b]

A well upholstered family then.

[@-xirx-]

👏

[@Random3716]

Having worked as a mail carrier, the mail is in fact very filthy. At the end of the day my hands looked like I had spent a few minutes rummaging through a bag of charcoal.

[@aurawarrior1367]

Honestly I’d watch a movie where the rich fiancé romantic rival is secretly into the star crossed lover thing. Me likey

[@NevermoreMadGirl]

I don't know which made me laugh more, the sketch or that one person in the audience that clearly needs everyone to know exactly how much they're enjoying the performance, "HUHHUHHUH! HUHHUHHUH! HUHHUHHUH!"😂💀 Now if you'll excuse me, I think the mail just arrived. *Pushes chair to the ground like it's nothing and runs to the door.*

[@KyleRamby]

I mean maybe I’m the odd one out here but I don’t mind hearing the sounds people make when they’re happy, I prefer not to shame them for that…

[@yourlocalfestivefurry354]

the girl who screamed at every joke

[@funnylittlecreature]

I’m happy for them personally

[@lordedmundblackadder9321]

“ding ding, lawn party! ding ding!”

[@roseJ96]

I'm obsessed with this channel, and I swear this will forever go down as one of the best monologues' ever performed here.

[@ANPaige]

0:28 - 0:38 made me think of the “inconceivable” guy from Princess Bride 😂

[@asmodon]

That was glorious!

[@grassbreads]

This was brilliant

[@themarlboromandalorian]

That guy doing the Jake the Dog laugh is great.

[@kobold_sushi_executive_chef]

This chair ain't big enough for the both of us

[@Sky-bx9mn]

lmao this is some of most unique comedy I've ever seen

[@HannahSmith3]

CHAIRS 😭

[@marym7975]

This was a wild ride.

[@celebalert5616]

He said that male man was handsome and hot a couple too many times idk 🏊‍♂️

[@jjju3]

"Hot Mailman you're- you're _hwheeping?"_

[@thepaladxn7802]

Incredible talent, looking forward to future

[@m3rrys0ngstr3ss]

Is it spelled Lane, Laine, or Layne?

[@Electric-Gal]

Leighne. Gotta go for the weirdest possible option.

[@Luenysgo]

Layne seems like a do nothing- wealthy man. Laine sounds like a upper middle class woman

[@richardbourton4523]

@@Electric-Gal hate to point it out, but you forgot the silent J

[@lxix_lxix]

It's spelled Chair but pronounced "Layne"

[@Luenysgo]

@@lxix_lxix dude you won lmaoo

[@Jorge-iGuess]

Sofa King funny.

[@postbunnie]

I love him now. I don’t know who this is. But I love him. (3:33 in at comment composition)

[@The_Real_Flump]

4:51 Fucking hilarious.

[@bellyit]

this dude talks like Plankton (compliment)

[@sneedmando186]

Tables 😂 💀

[@soupmanofthecan8325]

guess you can say hes sitting on a lot of money

[@m3rrys0ngstr3ss]

Take your thumbs up and get out of here!

[@hyperhero2]

boooooo 😂

[@fulld-scription]

Oh good damnit

[@Mistwolfss]

No they were rich before they invented chairs. they invited chairs so they didn't have to sit on money any more.

[@npcomedy3770]

I don't think I've ever seen this performer before and now I need to comb this catalogue for more of his characters. This is SUCH a good idea and executed so perfectly.

[@CharactersWelcome]

Graham is great! check out this one next: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iWWYhX-gj6mths0

[@beave200]

@@Jason_Bryant WHERES THE HOBBIT MILK!

[@Sabbathtage]

I LOVE his bit about "The Doctor that prescribed Graham Techler Anti-Depressants"

[@flishyfish922]

Here is a playlist with some of his characters kzbin.info/www/bejne/iWWYhX-gj6mths0

[@Molly-tv5sv]

@@Jason_Bryant THEY. CAN. SMELL. THE. MILK. JACOB.

[@Bubaiel]

The fact that he yells “WHISTLE!” instead of actually whistling 😭

[@arandomcomment7208]

I like how he says mailman like it's the dudes name

[@arandomcomment7208]

@@Kenji88Sama how dare you be funnier than me

[@beatnikmary]

@Kenji88Sama You beat me to it..and also made it funnier.

[@halfling49]

No, no--"Hot" is his official designation, his rank, or title perhaps.

[@arandomcomment7208]

@@halfling49 oh my mistake

[@MsCunningLinguistic]

What if it's pronounced Mailman like 'Newman', not Mailman like 'Spiderman'? 😂

[@EmeraldAshesAudio]

The reveal that Sarah's family invented tables was simple yet perfect.

[@EmeraldAshesAudio]

Danger of going into the comments, @@lemonblossom0.

[@postbunnie]

Wait what? When I missed it

[@EmeraldAshesAudio]

@@postbunnie, mid-video, not sure exactly when. He talks about how it was an arranged marriage, "Her family invented tables. You know how it is."

[@postbunnie]

@@lemonblossom0 MY HERO! I bestow upon you my Internet award for the day. You have won the internet for the 5th of November. I will Remember Remember cafe au lait. Thank you

[@lancerfour]

ya, absolutely solid construction

[@siohead9021]

"you're hweeping" 😂

[@orinpearce5980]

The villain in every hallmark movie

[@theyeastwiththeleast4718]

None of you will ever sit in a chair again is actually more threatening than you will never walk again

[@ironwraith852]

Makes it sound like he's gonna cut them in half from the waist, rather than just cripple them.

[@owenparris7490]

True

[@ricebeansrockroll882]

Idk, we could all be loungeing like roman empersors?

[@ProminentCorpse]

@ricebeansrockroll882 I love your optimism, never change.

[@tuna_core]

This title does not prepare you for what happens

[@slycwby2478]

There are SO many running jokes at once Holy shit this is brilliant It was a goddamn joke relay race

[@Keely7060]

My petite fiancé, my little baby soon to be wife, my the woman I’ve been arranged to marry who is very small

[@pastabucket4174]

daddy's gonna tear down that dreadful community center to build a chair factory

[@ellelongacre3723]

Hot Mailman, you're wHeeping!

[@geegeezlouis86]

I was unprepared for every single thing that happened here

[@mulethedonkey2579]

"actually, public employees get good benefits, and mail people make a median of $50 grand! Depending on where I live, thats a good amount!"

[@jeniferjoseph9200]

That’s not beating chair money though

[@beatthegreat7020]

I get them from garage sales and overenthusiastic woodworking friends. This guy's not getting my money!

[@eliza6971]

The chair thing is killing me 😂 Just the idea that someone has a monopoly on objects people sit on…i described this bit to a friend and said “you’ll never sit in this town again!” and we both just dissolved into laughter.

[@az8039]

I love how he looks like he’s dressed up for a hunt in the African sierra tracking the most dangerous game

[@Aloe_Vera23]

The little binoculars really do it

[@kevinmi42]

Developments each minute - I'm hooked. Gimme me a feature length film! If the 90 minutes of film is just monologue - you earned yourselves all the awards.

[@-xirx-]

This has instantly become one of my favourite ever Characters Welcome sketches. Well done that man.

[@CharactersWelcome]

we've got another graham banger coming up real soon

[@-xirx-]

@@CharactersWelcome Thanking you in advance then! ✌😊👍

[@roseJ96]

Well, this went an entirely different direction than I thought it would.

[@BlandoGaming]

This was incredible. I was on the edge of my seat the whole time. That plot twist! The drama!

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

THE MAIL!

[@Darklingfissure]

Ah so this is the guy that makes you pay for the whole seat when the edge is all you need. That's how he got this kinda chair money

[@horriblehorrid5878]

how lurid! how bizarre!!

[@ironwraith852]

I honestly kinda wish Lane survived. He's very charismatic.

[@jonquilgemstone]

Fr, Sarah shouldn't have tried to leave him 😂

[@alpacaofthemountain8760]

After the loss of the footstool copyright lawsuit, he was never the same

[@joeywithad]

I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS WAS THE SAME GUY FROM THE HOBBIT MILK SKETCH OH MY GOD this is so good

[@thesewinggeekmiri9029]

yup, it's Graham's legacy: Hobbit Milk

[@joeywithad]

@@thesewinggeekmiri9029 HAHA he will always be the hobbit milk guy to me

[@jonquilgemstone]

The WHAT

[@joeywithad]

@@jonquilgemstone search up jrr Tolkien hobbit milk sketch you will not regret it 🙏🙏

[@jkid1134]

Hugging people, kissing people, who cares!

[@Chris_M5]

Honestly better than Macbeth

[@piratewill8513]

Isn't this the plot of The Great Gatsby?

[@voidnoidoid]

That one guy who laughs really loud just makes everything funnier

[@loganknox7]

You know Laing is the kind of guy to not take things sitting down

[@BobJoeman]

This is the best spelling I've seen all month

[@jm-alan]

I can't get over Seth Rogen in the background

[@malaizze]

You’ve heard of romance protagonists with Hallmark movie professions, but now it’s time for a villain with a Hallmark movie profession

[@melodyrivas2777]

I'm crying, In laughing, I'm contemplating my place in the universe. Next level comedy

[@K3end0]

The props and "meta" for this performance were INSANE. WHISTLE

[@Officialencode]

it's the deep nostril inhales for me

[@saaandshark]

He sounds like a south park character, incredible

[@MissMisnomer_]

This is so incredibly niche. I'm obsessed

[@EmmaGnillot]

Oh haha that was really funny!

[@funnylittlecreature]

I could fix him

[@duartelopes5223]

"Petite fiancee" is what does it for me

[@jkid1134]

The old trick!

[@purplehoodieproductions8505]

Person Recipient Getting That Letter Afterwards: Why is their blood on my mail? Hot Mailman: ... It's blue blood. Confused Recipient: But why? Hot Mailman: It's a bill from Blue Cross Blue Shield. Recipient: Oh.

[@gnastyfunk]

this is fucking BRILLIANT

[@hatientacetlen4246]

3:15 I was WAITING to see what the little binocolars were for

[@lochneassa1678]

this is fabulous

[@saranohmusic57]

Here have a chair 🤣

[@asmita3878]

That was a masterpiece

[@CodytheVictorian]

This is the best Justin Theroux performance

[@sirvaniss]

"You're crhying... you're hweeping...!"

[@Madcapredcap]

That took a sharp left turn

[@JohnVance]

10/10

[@fishmachinegod]

I am so glad I saw this holy shit

[@germanc97-o6i]

I have watched this so many times.

[@JinKee]

CHAIRS

[@Trethan3266]

What the fuck This is brilliant

[@OctopusWhoSeesAll]

Mailman legit told Lane to stay in his Lane at the end. He was sLANE.

[@AutisticEthics]

Ok wtf I’ve never not adored one of these

[@CharactersWelcome]

Spread the word!

[@AutisticEthics]

@@CharactersWelcome I will! I love the one camera too, I miss doing theater so it’s nice to watch it like you’re there; you can see the tech work as well as the acting, my heart sings.

[@averyregen]

ive watched this like 75 times its so fucking good.

[@jonahblock]

You’ll all know ow the name Jeffries Epstine!

[@beefstew92]

i come back to this video twice per month or so i love layne

[@CitanulsPumpkin]

Well, at least he had the self-awareness to realize he was "a little" out of touch.

[@kidalex77]

Is Jimmy Carr in the audience?

[@caitie8921]

Oh my god the twists and turns.