The Rings of Power is an ABOMINATION - Amazon Hates Tolkien

The Rings of Power Season 2's penultimate episode is the worst of the series by far.
Edited by ‪@QTRBlackGarrett‬
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[@CorporateBillionaire]

My grandmother always tol me: "No matter what they teach you in school, Disa from Rings of Power married Ryan Kinel"

[@remuslazar2033]

No matter what they told you in school, you are a corporate billionaire

[@mightyraptor01]

GREETING MY ALMOST 1 millions who btw vote for Trump 2024 LETS GO! XD

[@_Dovar_]

As if he's not miserable enough.

[@MyVengenceEndsNow]

Disa Nutz - JarJaryan Kinel

[@justaregularguy115]

@@MyVengenceEndsNow Underrated

[@gokhan9438]

Elrond to arwen "How I met your grandmother"

[@BoopBobBeep]

Gilf

[@aquavitae3824]

​@@BoopBobBeepGeilf 😂

[@stevenhacker1347]

Staring Tim Mosby

[@rexlumontad5644]

Galadriel kissing her son-in-law Elrond who canonically married her daughter came straight out of a crappy fanfic in a nutshell.

[@chuyeeyang9881]

When you skim over instead of actually reading the source material.😆

[@aliasone9827]

Elrond must be into MELF 😂

[@ge2719]

well, in laws..? so? the issue with that scene is how obvious it was he was kissing her as a distraction to not subtly handing her the pin off is shoulder. The issue is the orks not seeing him hand her the pin.

[@joerussell9574]

Dewd it wuz hawtest seane evur! Reng Pauwur 20/10 best shoe evar!!!111111111111

[@Sun.Shine-]

They went into hardcore twilight with that!

[@johnlane8053]

The Tolkien estate seems to hate Tolkien too with the way they're treating LOTR 😢

[@cmoneill]

The Tolkein estate has always been extemely contemptible, the works were left in bad hands unfortunately

[@johnqpublic407]

I'm wondering how much it cost for the rights to Tom Bombadill, if he wasn't included in the first contracts.

[@MrWolfman229]

Sadly Simon Tolkien is the antithesis of J.R.R. and despises everything his grandfather stood for along with being unable to establish himself on his own merits as an author....

[@carl8229]

they sold out to the small hats

[@centariprime9959]

They're making money off of their grandfather's work. What do they care? They probably foolishly had no clause in the contract to counter bad writing.

[@Morgul-1]

My grandmother always told me: "No matter what they teach you in school, Jeremy from Geeks and Gamers was the first lesbian orc".

[@doublep1980]

Wait, not Disparu?!

[@atTheHop]

LOL.

[@Solidus78]

I believe this!

[@geraldglass5323]

Same.

[@dragonback6075]

True dat 👍 🤣🤣🤣

[@derregler7738]

Thanks Gary😂 Nobody can describe Amazon shit better than you Greetings from Germany

[@engineerdeluxe]

He she it s muss mit 😜

[@TimeBandit99]

So ist es. Garys Reviews sind das einzig Gute was diese absonderliche Show hervorgebracht hat.

[@EazyDoor]

Schönen Abend, Landsleute! Ich gucke Gary seit Game of Thrones Staffel 8.

[@scopecentral000]

Screw solar, I'm trying to harvest that Tolkien spinning in his grave energy to power my house😅

[@klasnm_5364]

😂

[@takuid]

literally a beyblade

[@WhiteRabbitAnne]

That turbine could power the whole continent!! 😂

[@Adelina-293]

We could power the Starship Enterprise with all that energy.

[@thelegendaryklobb2879]

Clean, everlasting energy...but at what cost?

[@amazingbakingsoda6811]

The most badass moment of the battle is when Galadriel steps up and says: "Yo, fam, listen up. If we don’t rise up now, there won’t be anything left to chill in. I’m here to slay. I'll put Sauron on permanent mute and secure the W for all of Middle-earth. No cap."

[@scopecentral000]

@@amazingbakingsoda6811 gimme my ring so I can up the rizz, ong unc elrond

[@VladShpiro]

Oh no, not the brainrot… I’m dying 😂

[@Nomadmandude]

Freakin LOL 😂

[@m4nt1c0r3s]

And then she snogged another family member.

[@tango31313]

fr fr

[@georgehouliaras7239]

My grandmother told me: I don't care what Tolkien wrote in his books, Elrond always wanted to show his ring of power to his mother in law.

[@thatoneguychad420]

Cock ring of power

[@pawarl.o.s.881]

Tolkien likely would have aired his grievances with the Peter Jackson Trilogy using pen and paper. With this show I think he'd instead express his thoughts with the business end of a shotgun.

[@kathleenhensley5951]

He fought in the trenches of World War I, I suspect he knew the business end from the butt of rifle. My guess though, is that he would prefer a Lee-Enfield, more precise.

[@gingerbaker_toad696]

"The Naziguls are back"

[@Wipeout186]

Actually Tolkien would have fought with WB to keep Peter Jackson original work most of the changes that doesn't fit the books are by WB not Peter.

[@mr_coffee9917]

lets just stop bringing the author in, we had GRRM and he was shut up. So author would not say shit! stop using his name all the time

[@Sun.Shine-]

I think he would have send them a package that would blow up when opened like how mount doom was created!

[@shiroshika1]

Always looking forward to Nerdrotic's take on this abomination. Just made it through one episode. As a true LOTR fan it just hurt to much. What a waste...

[@TheWatcherxx99]

I haven't seen 1 second of it. But I have watched every one of Gary's videos on it

[@zerohasnovalue1681]

Can’t knock down walls let’s shoot the mountain 10x further 🤣😂🤡

[@Adelina-293]

It's like the Death Star being unable to destroy an asteroid.

[@aquavitae3824]

They're so foolish.

[@OwnerOfTheCosmos]

But NOT the ones above the city. No, that is unthinkable.

[@nonamename4367]

That’s like saying why didn’t they take down the gates and wall of Gondor other than using the stones at first?

[@MaztRPwn]

This whole show is just the peak of Hollywood copying everything that’s come before. The creative bankruptcy is astounding.

[@KristaErrickson]

O stop with the "Hollywood ruins everything" tired trope. Hollywood creates just as many projects that you love. Including PJ's Trilogy. CORPORATE BILLIONAIRES who have no business putting their grubby Hedge Fund fingers in the entertainment industry are at fault. All of HBO has been levelled by a greedy billionaire looking to squeeze every penny for stock buybacks and not the screen.

[@avarion9538]

They don't know anything about Tolkien! Shame on them for butchering his work! Galadriel is married, and Elrond will marry his daughter. So again, shame in amazon! 😡

[@deco2gogo]

I don't know what's worse, if they didn't know Elrond was in love with Celebrian and would marry her in the future, or if they did know and just went ahead and filmed this abominable scene anyway.

[@avarion9538]

@@deco2gogo both. Some of the writers knew, some didn't know. I am convinced about that! 😡

[@gingerbaker_toad696]

*HER daughter!!! The influence of prime is layi g shadow on your mind it seems 😅

[@anonymous3637]

Oh they know, it's been an intentional desecration from the start

[@RenPK62]

My expectations are the lowest but HOLY SH*T. They did WHAT?

[@AS-fu1kd]

I can't even express my disappointment. I wanted to see Elrond make out with Durin.

[@TheMaleRei]

Give it time...

[@pittland44]

That'll be season 3.

[@TalosCreative]

quote from this episode Elrond: "Durin will come..." there is another episode to go...

[@reservoirdude92]

Hollywood is just so obviously transparent when it comes to their willfully propagandistic anti-art that it'd be impressive if it weren't so insidious and dumb. Also, that Punch-Drunk Love clip in the opening is pure comedy 😂

[@deco2gogo]

I blame Simon Tolkien. If Christopher were still alive, he would never have allowed this mockery of his father's work to be made. He wasn't even happy with Peter Jackson's version of "Lord of the Rings", so one can only imagine what he would have had to say about this giant turd sandwich.

[@besaidknight]

Just cashing in on Grand Dad's Legacy... 😢

[@Kalafinwë]

Mind you, Simon Tolkien is but a shareholder. He doesn't take all the decisions and still has to go to the board of the Tolkien Estate. He did vote in favor to this, which means he can indeed be blamed. It's not like the Tolkien Estate needs money, the royalties with HarperCollins Publishers makes it rich enough...

[@Disturbed666METAL]

In Germany we have a saying for companies:“ The Grandfather is building it, the Son is growing it and the Grandson is destroying it.“ Pretty much sums it up

[@DAZzler3K]

Yes, and he should have disowned him!

[@arthaiser]

@@Kalafinwë i do blame him, sure, is not only his decission i suppose, but he is the one that should care, and he clearly doesnt.

[@nongmar8783]

That’s just very expensive Venezuelan telenovela.

[@CarlWheatley-wi2cl]

Elrond shipping for his mother-in-law just confirms that this attempted deconstruction of the mythos is entirely deliberate. No way even these dolts can be this dumb. Tough cheese Paign and McKay because your abomination will be buried without even a footnote.

[@BinkyTheElf1]

Pain & Decay.

[@ChaptermasterPedroKantor-kv5yw]

Considering Dumb and Dumber never got to see a script go into production for 10 years I'd say they are that stupid, and Jar Jar Abrams was more then happy to be rid of them. You cannot make something this stupid deliberately. You have to be stupid to begin with.

[@30035XD]

What is shipping?

[@g.t.werber4476]

Keep ripping on this show until it gets cancelled,Gary. Don't stop!

[@DaDudeb]

I hope it doesn't get cancelled. I want to see the irrepairable mess after all 5 seasons.

[@g.t.werber4476]

@@DaDudeb I can't take more of this shit anymore

[@StephenMarshall-c1k]

​​@@g.t.werber4476yes but it's Jeff's money so ...he can flush it down the drain...to join this program in the sewerage....

[@billm3210]

Hot Step Mom action is now being replaced with Hot Mother in Law.

[@Adelina-293]

Celebrian's mom has got it going on.

[@nathansolo2605]

Does that make Guyladriel a SMILF?

[@MrDjskyus]

This show is even worse then the Witcher and last season of GoT!

[@davorzdralo8000]

This is utterly insane how garbage it is. Someone paid millions of dollars for this. An amount of money that could change lives for so many people, just to make this crap.

[@ChaptermasterPedroKantor-kv5yw]

Well, the Witcher writers at least had sourcematerial they could use. And Brainless and Brainless of GoT had shown they at least had some talent, adapting JRRM's books. Dumb and Dumber however never managed to get a script into production for 10 years. 10 years of failure. So I am not surprised it is worse.

[@Monotony619]

Than?

[@scottbaird53]

Nobody called that muppet Gilga- daddy . That would indicate that someone is watching this show close enough to figure out how he’d look sans makeup , prosthetics and costume . Which , of course , NO ONE is .

[@Mer144K]

Mm Gil Galad is sexy as fuxk. Mm mm mmm.

[@nyxarhea]

I hate that Amazon has been insulting Lord of the Rings fans with this garbage. But I find it more egregious that they continue to disrespect Tolkien and his legacy. They pervert his characters and stories. And they villainize Tolkien and undermine the experiences he had that led to the creation of Middle-Earth to begin with. It's unforgivable. It's insufferable. Amazon deserves to lose every dollar they put into this show.

[@John-f2z]

One can only hope.

[@philipmartin2919]

ultimately, it's JRR's grandkids who are responsible

[@HorrorFangirl34]

I agree with everything you just said. I have never watched a single episode of this crap. I only watch videos on youtube. I stick to the books and the Jackson trilogy (LOTR AND Hobbit, because I love the Hobbit movies too), because both are masterpeices but this crap from Amazon is the biggest insult to us Tolkien Fans that has ever been made! They should have used the amount of money for good things instead of that crap...

[@nyxarhea]

@philipmartin2919 I know, it's frustrating. Some who defend the show say, "It's okay because the Tolkien Estate supports them!" Oh, I'm sorry, but is the Tolkien Estate Tolkien himself? No. Therefore, they do not speak for him.

[@TheSyrx]

It's crazy how the 2nd season makes season 8 from GoT look like an improvement. The ''battle'' for Eregion seemed so horrendously bad. I am glad I stopped watching this show; I simply cannot do this to myself any longer and watch how they butcher the universe Tolkien created.

[@avarion9538]

All female directors team btw. Directing battles. Their only qualification, and amazon is proud about that. Not surprised, that it's a mess 🤷‍♂

[@davidpartridge3271]

Couldn't agree more. Feminism has destroyed lots of our cool boy stuff.

[@Muxxyy]

​@davidpartridge3271 New Penguin series are also directed by a woman, but it's still a pretty masculine show. Women CAN direct, but only those who get their job on merit rather than DEI.

[@TheDamnEasy]

Sexist much? The person directing this was the same director for episodes on shogun and the witcher (which people loved). She has plenty of qualifications

[@davidpartridge3271]

@TheDamnEasy lol the witcher? Another source material ruined by a TV series. I haven't seen shogun so can't comment. What they have done to lotr with all the pussy male characters and masculine females is a disgrace.

[@Tsaks1978]

@@TheDamnEasy I don´t know if its the responsibility of the director but the continuity and logic and geography of the battle was a total mess. There was zero progress, we saw the elves just running around for hours and the same 12 defenders on the battlement doing all the work. And its the same for the orks. As isolated, the action pieces were mostly fine, but they made no sense in the bigger picture.

[@HoLeeFuk317]

Rings of Perves

[@theunknowncommenter725]

Would that make Jeff Bezos the lord of the pervs?

[@potsnpansrobot338]

This show is just awful in every way. It’s a shame

[@Nebarus]

Gary talks in favour of Tolkien canon respect, Disney stock loses another 2 billion in stock price. Producers panic and ask, "Who is this Tolkien guy?", while actors blame "Toxic" audience on X...

[@zanebrat]

The kiss was so unnecessary. I was giving the show too much credit when I thought he was slipping the ring into her mouth.🙄

[@LegalLatinoHeat]

I only catch up or know about these shows through nerdrotic

[@RocafellaPlaza]

Thanks to Gary, WE know of 2 of the Top 10 shows. Even if you have Netflix, you still haven't heard of most of them

[@CrimsonAlchemist]

As an Asian myself, seeing an Asian cast in Rings of Power feels so off. It didn't feel right. Im sure the Asian community feels the same. We didn't ask for this unlike the other group. Wink wink.

[@MillennialForChrist]

We didn't ask for it either 😉. I'm a black XX & I liked the original LOTR. I think only 1 Hobbit film was needed, not milked for $$$ into 3. Btw, Asian guys...are cute 😊!

[@crazyralph6386]

Yep, this blatant tokenism is so patronizing.

[@flamebrain63]

Brown guy here... forcing diversity when it shouldn't be, is cringe AF.

[@XiaoFury]

No, the other group didn't ask either. We get told that Black nerds were somehow under attack and marginalized, or that Blacks were angry over there not being 'people of colour' in LOTR. Seriously, no Blk nerd I know of ever complained like that.

[@GabrielleduVent]

I started laughing when the female Elf looked like Sandra Oh so much I thought it was her. We Asians have a wealth of mythologies and legends that we don't need token inclusion from the White folks. And I wish we got to see more of African stories and mythologies on major screens, instead of this "one Black for the White hacks under the Amazon lies".

[@wayne6527]

Never seen anything quite so shite in all my 50yrs!

[@randypipper92]

the fact that no one was shooting arrows during the whole battle and that chick got killed by arrows lol

[@GH-ub7qz]

and they use Hunter tips, which wouldn't go through armor...heavy AP tips from a long boe direct fire, not ballistic volley, barely go through armor....

[@AdrienMorley-ck4eb]

And everyone stopped fighting to watch the arrow fly to the place she couldn't have seen from her position, except for the orks that were blown up of course. It's actually insultingly DUMB! The writers should be (and might be if there is any sense left in this world) blacklisted FOR LIFE.

[@compostsmurf5519]

🤭

[@finitorezim4107]

Maybe the biggest assasination of IP in history, bigger than Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who

[@bvyup2112]

the difference with this and star wars is that Lucas is still alive and chose to give it away. We know Tolkien would hate this but money over morals.

[@ryanfierro4897]

I’ll argue Star Wars has had a bigger IP assassination because there’s just about no coming back from what it’s gone through. Thankfully two seasons of a shit show VERY loosely based the appendices can’t spread too far

[@Garek_George]

This show didn’t assassinateSHIT. No BS panderingShitShow like this can take down Tolkien. 😊👍🏽

[@skepticalsmurf]

yeah,it seems nowadays Hollywood is getting their kicks by destroying beloved IPs(also see the recent Alien and Crow reimaginings)😭

[@gauthamkrao797]

Let's not get carried away, Doctor Who assassination is pretty tough to beat...they went ALL IN on that one, literally nothing left I can think of...

[@kzrmxmln]

Tolkien spinning so fast in his grave it can power a small village in a third word country.

[@takuid]

It is said that Bezos secretly transported his grave to US to power his warehouses through this very show. It was of course approved by the Tolkien estate...

[@capriciaelcid4743]

The entire planet Earth at this point ! 🤮

[@Kendro311]

They made Galadriel a MELF. A Mother Elrond would like to...

[@KristaErrickson]

😂😂😂😂

[@manoz6194]

No one called that dude "Gilga-daddy" smh

[@aliasone9827]

Yeah 😂 he made that shit up frfr

[@davorzdralo8000]

​@@aliasone9827nah, the marketing department made that up and told them to say it. You could see it in the interviews, they literally practiced to bring that up. It's hilarious, they are trying to use sex appeal to draw viewers into a LOTR show. It's like they have no clue what LOTR is about.

[@MrsMacLover]

Gilga-doughy

[@maxmazzotti6651]

“It never happened” - Jonathan Frakes and the LOTR fandom to this show probably

[@brianchen5538]

This is a bad fanfic so Dookie Elrond will get guylatriel preggo with his future daughter/wife!

[@Kal_g]

I look at Rings of Power like this: if whatever is in the show wasn't written by Tolkien, or his son, then it isn't canon.

[@takuid]

this should be obvious lol

[@Kal_g]

@@takuid Believe me, I know. It's just that you'd be *VERY* surprised how many people think that anything ROP is part of Tolkien lore.

[@thatoneguychad420]

I've met his great grandson, one of them I guess. Weird guy. He has nothing to do with this lol but he'd probably do a better job.

[@artemisia4718]

It’s hate fiction

[@NeoN-PeoN]

I'm surprised they allowed My Gurl Guh-LAD-REE-EEEELLLLL to be captured.

[@saulsarruff]

What is this bad cosplay's title?

[@takuid]

Sphincters of Power

[@frocat5163]

_The Rings of Prime_

[@Adelina-293]

Rings of our lives.

[@janzkranjski]

KZbin producers on the edge of enlightement are always fun. Black Rock Anyody?

[@paulwillard9687]

As an English man I feel that Amazon is trying to make money off my culture, they wouldn’t do so to an African tribe or Native Americans so why is the mythology of the English and wider Britain any different especially for someone like me who can trace my family back to the Saxons and the Normans. This is my culture, my mythology and a desecration of JRR Tolkiens work.

[@HeliosHarish7]

I wonder if you realize that neither the Saxons nor the Normals were native English? The were late settlers on the British Isles 😂. Proud enough to claim insult but too proud to do any real research.

[@davorzdralo8000]

​@@HeliosHarish7uh, so? The English of the current England are mostly Saxons and Normans. It's utterly irrelevant if some other people were there before.

[@lawlietriver8869]

@@HeliosHarish7 Speaking of research, since you obviously do so much of it: Dictionary Definitions from Oxford native /ˈneɪtɪv/ noun a person born in a specified place or associated with a place by birth, whether subsequently resident there or not. So his people might not have been native to the land, but HE is. And that far of a trace back obviously makes them permanent inhabitants. As such, barers of that culture and the heritage that comes from that culture. Just accept not being clever already. It is boring to watch you try to "own" people with nothing.

[@xycap8351]

Its all done to erase and desacrate northern European cultural and creative heritage ...To rob white Europeans of anything that may empower or inspire them: Beauty, virtue, bravery....Anything that may make them aspire to be great , righteous or even..LEGENDARY in their own lives.

[@daviru02]

It's all about power man. They just want to throw down the one that has the most so they can get that power. That's how it's about

[@florinnatu]

06:30 Just look how the sword of GilgaDaddy is sticking out of it's shaft 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 LMFAO, is this show bad

[@RedHuntsman]

Celebrían's mom has got it going on.

[@Adelina-293]

But since Celeborn was written out of the story she could use a guy like me!!!!!

[@dragondaveltd1992]

0:17 Best summarised the entire season as a whole and to the entire show

[@Jeromad]

Male and pale is the holy grail!

[@BIGSID320]

The Elron dude is funky looking and that haircut doesn’t help either. Very bizarre casting in these series.

[@davorzdralo8000]

Yeah, he has a super wide face, and the hairstyle does nothing to balance it out 😂

[@serenafury5786]

Agree. He doesn't look like a majestic elf, he looks like a Goblin.

[@Rich_H_1972]

I haven't even pirated an episode of this shite.

[@MarQDog]

08:43 HILARIOUS when you see the look on Gandalf’s face 😂😂

[@compostsmurf5519]

I think we all looked like that initially 😂

[@C-P_ELG]

don't worry everyone, money laundering will make season 5 doable. Yaas, YAAaaas!

[@davorzdralo8000]

I am sorry, but you don't know what money laundering is.

[@Raichu26s]

What? Nobody liked the hot Elrond x Galadriel action? I'm shocked!

[@jiks270]

Big battle for viewers to retain their sanity I would say.

[@claypoole702]

TBH... I totally forgot this was on. After the first season, I completely memory holed this show. I think my mind deliberately protected itself from the trauma. LMAO I can't anymore with this gray matter deleting drivel.

[@JonathanWard-n6p]

I've been waiting patiently for your review of this rrrrubbish! 😂😂😂 Nicely done!

[@markmunroe-hz8rf]

One Ring of Power to ruin it all. Forged by the Dark Lord Amazon.

[@doublep1980]

This show is just an absolute LOLcow and provider of content for KZbinrs at this point, isn't it? Oh and they have 5 seasons planned!!

[@nonamename4367]

Yea it’s just for the youtubers and sheep that can only watch through clips

[@ST-mx4xy]

Didnt see any épisode of this show but the visuals themselves look like a parody lmao

[@takuid]

stay strong (though it is hilariously easy to not watch a second of this shit).

[@sethkaicer319]

Nerdrotic and I adopted an orc and named him mork 👹

[@himpekenny]

I still dont get a black dwarf

[@laurensb1b]

thats meant to be a dwarf?

[@davorzdralo8000]

​@@laurensb1bthere's a token black elf, and token black female dwarf. The dwarf is especially egregious since they live fucking underground.

[@V1489Cygni]

There are bIack peopIe in Los Angeles. That's it.

[@scruffynerfherder33]

Is it just me or does she not have face prosthetics like the rest of the dwarves? If so, that's a pretty low racist blow.

[@jkemp1876]

Rings of power are for people who think Kamala is a serious person.

[@Muschelschubs3r]

Keep politics out of it, as you want Hollywood to do. Or is it more like that you want the "correct" kind of politics? 🙄

[@jkemp1876]

@@Muschelschubs3r I didn’t bring politics into this or have you not been paying attention?

[@crazyralph6386]

@@jkemp1876you’re bang on the money! 😂

[@davorzdralo8000]

Who the fuck is Kamala?

[@AdrienMorley-ck4eb]

​​@@jkemp1876I have, and you did. Why don't you endorse your opinion which is of no consequence at all? Paranoid much? Are you ok (Computer)?

[@ParkerCS2]

Morgoth was evil, but he wasn’t THAT evil. WTF is wrong with Amazon?! 🤢🤮 Morgoth himself would puke seeing this trash series.

[@RemyLebeau-hm5nn]

Cookie monster metal 😂 yeah that came outta nowhere when I was watching the show.

[@beowulfsrevenge4369]

Elrond: "You're old enough now Arwen, and I think it's time I told you this. There's no easy way to say it, so I'll just say it. I uh... I made out with your grandma...." Arwen: "......😢😱😭😭😱😭😱"

[@rexlumontad5644]

Elves in LOTR and even The Hobbit Trilogy: *graceful, disciplined and dignified even when facing an enemy who had greater numbers* Elves in Rings of Power: *act like a bunch of cowardly amateurs*

[@yanniszaxaro]

the amazon team are the amateurs, combined with woke .. would be a disaster!

[@GH-ub7qz]

they wrote what they know

[@yassinhafez1337]

the elves are not that good read the silmarillion and you will know why

[@nonamename4367]

You almost had a point if you used critical thinking. This is set eras before LOTR

[@collinweeks6322]

they really did that shit didnt they?

[@MisterSinisterReviews]

Rings of Power is for people who eat boneless wings and drink whiteclaws.

[@replynotificationsdisabled]

You stole my comment, but I'd add attends radio country music concerts.

[@Tagishlicht]

Don't forget they can't help themselves from licking windows. Then they go to work at Sea World as a clapping seal.

[@ericwilson6444]

Most savage/brutal and oddest roast I’ve seen.

[@Bethany-oe7gu]

I dont think RoP is for anyone. I think their target audience is a couple of dusty kitchen appliances from the 80s with faces drawn on them, and one tiny doll made from two paper clips, some pocket lint, and an old bandaid.

[@maxmazzotti6651]

Buffalo wings are for anyone, but pair them with a good craft beer

[@scottybawlz9147]

Damn these people are fast

[@nonamename4367]

The sheep want to watch the show through the clips

[@LearningProbably]

“Isn’t it obvious dummy!? You’re your own grandpa!”

[@tainapiresmaabreh7886]

Damn you Bezos...

[@IllidariThinias]

Real Tolkien Fans: "Cast it into the fire!" Amazon: "No!"

[@lexk8861]

The horse couldn't take it anymore, watching tolkien's works being ripped to shreds infront of him, he fell to a cardiac arrest.

[@capriciaelcid4743]

A true descendant of Shadowfax!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

[@cheradenine1980]

1:40 is that actually part of the show 😂

[@jamesdolfijr.4393]

Yes fuck yes all of it!

[@rodneytalks]

Bro finally, stop making us wait for these videos. Now my blunt is rolled and my fav dude is here!

[@VladShpiro]

Tolkien is spinning so fast in his grave, earthquake watch in Türkiye started picking up signals

[@calcariachimera]

Logistically the battle made no scene, one minute the Elvan's cav is in front of the fight ready to clash with the orcs, then, next, mixed up in the battle at the river base with the orcs, no horses? Then all Elves are dead but only a hand full left, where hell are all the horses? Terrible writing, worst battle I've ever seen, how can you fook up a battle in the world of lord of the rings, this should have been an easy awesome moment for the writers, flipping terrible writing, really pissed me off.

[@RitaJeff]

I can see how much effort went into this!

[@flawlesssportscardsandcomics]

I only watch it so I can see the nerdrotic follow up spoiler free. Now that’s entertainment

[@Boggedy]

It's actually kind of impressive the depths of 'bad' this show seems to achieve week to week. Amazing.

[@AlphaCentauri24]

Wanna see bad acting that plagues this garbage show? 14:20 Watch Elrond's line delivery & the smile. 😄😄

[@Aldinonexilus]

5:30 I don't think they even have enough intelligence to patch that together from the Matrix, I think they took it straight from the Truman Show when he notices the car going in cycles around his house. 😂 It is nearly verbatim if you watch it in the Truman Show.

[@momchilmarinov9887]

Mark my words. In the next episode Guyladriel is going to exchange the nine rings for Nenya.

[@SHARKVADERS]

NRDRTC!!!!!

[@m-copyright]

Gary key word, future. Future mother in law. She's not yet. XD I love the self destruction of this show so much.

[@takuid]

They have the gift of foresight :D

[@Muschelschubs3r]

In this case, more like foreskin 😁

[@nathanmorgan3647]

Except that she IS married at this time, she DOES have a daughter, Elrond'future wife, and Elrond IS courting her at this time. And even knowing all that, show Elrond should consider the B a traitor for helping Sauron hide his identity putting the elves at risk.

[@m-copyright]

@@nathanmorgan3647 Eh details, who cares? Not Amazon.

[@fpsandersen]

OMG LOL because XRay Girl is also Asian just like that actor!1

[@Chikara199]

I bet 1/4 black recorded that kissing sound :D

[@mowtow90]

I dont understand the defenders of this show. It has so much BS that doesnt make any scence whatsover. I dont even know where to start with it. P.J.'s moves ware not book accurate as well but his interpritation was at least in the spirit and the overall story. This show however , just invents new crap every single episode. 1 simple example from this episode. The entire reason why the rings ware forged (dwarf and man) ware so Sauran can control the people using them and true them Middle Earth and counter the elves (as he could not influnce them). In this episode we saw Sauran doing exactly that to elves (the one species that he could not influnce). He litteraly mind dominated them into killing each other ,then the last one to approach him and give him his sword. If this is the case , why ware the rings forged in the first place ???? He is already displaying the power , he wants to have with the rings , without having them.... Remember this: "One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them" With the power they just gave him , he no longer need it....

[@takuid]

none of this shit makes sense but it is expected at this point

[@davorzdralo8000]

Eh, Jackson had to cut out a lot of stuff to fit the entire trilogy in 3 films, but I'd say that what did make it into the films was fairly accurate.

[@mowtow90]

@@davorzdralo8000 That is what I meant by "in the spirit and the overall story" . PJ eddited the story in other to fit it into a move but the overall base story remained consistenent. Here we have a bunch of scraps bodged together in a shead that dont fit with each other. Also , whats going on with the music in S2? In S1 the symphonic orcestra earned its money (it wasnt the best but it was memerable)but in this season , there is nothing. In the places where there is music ,its just something small in the background. Preatty much nothing cout me ,at least in S1 there ware few sountracts that I did remember.

[@asrael5022]

WTF! Just WHAT THE DUCKING HELLL WHERE YOU THINKING AMAZON. Tolkiens really spinning in his grave right now, if he´d knew. I can´t even get mad anymore or care about this crap because tolkiens world and creation got twisted beyond recognition.

[@Datrellus_Bartholomew_Craig]

65 likes...21 views...the math ain't mathing 😅

[@avarion9538]

To count as view, you have to watch, at least, 5 seconds. Could also be 30. So if people like, before the ads are over and before they watched 5 - 30 seconds, the video can show more likes than views.

[@HoppingPuddles]

Also the first two hours of a video upload the stats are unreliable.

[@nighthawkviper6791]

Humans 2024: Won't break off $1M for Laser Propulsion nor Cancer Cures. Also: Here's $1.5B for Rings of Power...

[@purplekrakenyut]

I think you’re the only one viewing that show at this point.

[@JoshuaHeald]

This butchery of Tolkien's work is so savage that Tolkien's grave will erupt into a vengeful inferno that'll rival Mount Doom!🌋

[@metaforcesaber]

Hello mother-in-law elf

[@Garek_George]

This show didn’t assassinateSHIT. No BS panderingShitShow like this can take down Tolkien. Nope. 😊👍🏽

[@chavang1651]

Where do we go vote to cancel the show 😂😂

[@Gandalfthegrey12]

Remember the massive earthquake that collapsed all the dwarfs mirror light shafts…this earthquake was big enough to collapse shafts, but not drop the rocks to dame the rivers in Eregion…..