The Roast of Linus Sebastian

[@curesafaia]

That was better than I expected, I watched the whole thing, I did not intend to at first, but it was so funny

[@bosch5303]

Wut u are pinned?! Holy shit u lucky bastard

[@justinray662]

Sam here

[@AG.Floats]

I couldn't get through it. Was awkward and strange Who is even in that huge Audience. They like rarely made a noise. Could of just been done in their warehouse since the only people actually laughing work at LMG lol.

[@willemjacobs7902]

Same

[@ayonde8935]

Same goes for me

[@keltonhunt5302]

My favorite part is that Dennis edited this video, meaning he put in subtitles for himself.

[@Logical]

That implies that he knows what he's saying?..

[@harithizzuddin]

I am so proud of ~~this community~~ him

[@Iron_of_man]

I hope it was Dennis that starred this comment.

[@edahmed7]

😂

[@LeonisYT]

I mean for all we know he could have put anything there lol

[@inutero]

The biggest roast of this whole thing is dennis having subtitles...

[@khoaduong6630]

He edited the vid himself

[@truedarklander]

It was a self roast

[@Cumfortable]

💀

[@ttvnebulus5859]

For real

[@yvolosaure6998]

Fs in the chat bois

[@troggs4832]

After this, linus was found hanging from his ceiling fan, the suicide note reading, "this note was brought to you by skillshare"

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

Best knot lessons for free for a whole month.

[@-aspirehd-1597]

@@axorusmt7042 r/blursedcomments

[@Bestgameplayer10]

LMFAOOOOOO

[@Bestgameplayer10]

Igor Lerinc - Incredibly underrated.

[@Rize4Eva]

LMAO

[@yairratner2187]

Everyone: *says something really nice to Linus at the end* Dennis: "Thanks for painting my ceiling"

[@paramjeetsolanki]

"thanks for painting my wall even though I broke your ceiling"

[@Itryhardder]

Lmao Linus reaction to this was great, he was expecting there to be some more feel good stuff and it was just thanks for painting my wall even though I broke your ceiling 😄

[@JerKKeR]

Meanwhile Riley: "that's it"

[@j0wt0ng]

Wall, not ceiling.

[@memethief4113]

@@paramjeetsolanki and it would not be the last thing in Linus’ house Dennis would break

[@arkanterian4663]

Damn, Yvonne skipped the Canonballs and went straight to Orbital Bombardment.

[@sonicx059]

I paused to catch my breath and started to browsing the comments. I'm worried I will not survive Yvonne's part...

[@Qyoon]

Yvonne just killed it and dropped the mic.

[@Kai_Hze]

dude she went for the *NUKES*

[@RuxUnderscore]

I think you mean she skipped Linus's balls and went for the Orbital Bombardment.

[@reggiexp69]

God damn she is savage holy shit.. Damnnnn holy shit im dead

[@Piorortiz]

Timestamps But you should really watch the whole thing lol 4:18 Linus video intro 6:35 Linus Entrance 7:18 James’ Roast Intro 10:05 Bitwit Kyle’s Roast 18:08 Luke’s Roast 26:34 Gamers Nexus Steve’s Roast 31:46 Yvonne’s Roast 41:17 Dennis’Roast 49:06 JayzTwoCents’ Roast 56:54 Riley’s Roast 1:06:23 Terren Tong’s Roast 1:14:14 Nick’s Roast 1:20:57 Linus’ Roast and Closing Words 1:33:09 Sponsor Spot Madrinas Coffee (Thanks for the Roast)

[@results4526]

Thanks! :D

[@Tulbia]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZnK0d4SDmrR0n8k And this awkward rev cut.

[@bluemagoo]

You're the real MVP

[@eddownz7585]

Big props to James for being so confident in his roasting and introduction, it takes a lot of confidence, skill and preparation to do that well. Especially so if he is not from a presenting background

[@arachnophilegrrl]

He killed it!

[@Segrey]

Yeah, I was very impressed with James! Too bad about the paternity leave, might not see him for a while.

[@gold4963]

Yeah, James is awesome.

[@RobertGoddard86]

Even if James is an ass hole, he means well ;)

[@williamg.6283]

Hell yeah

[@edobrien_92]

Congrats to Terren on his new role as CEO of LMG

[@edobrien_92]

1:06:21 for Terren's roast on Linus

[@humza890]

​@@edobrien_92 Thanks for the time stamp!

[@Nov1cegg]

Here to know him more! Good luck to him, wish the best

[@adamsterdam9049]

@@edobrien_92 ty

[@matasa7463]

Considering how he came into the roast with a nuclear tipped spear of an opener, I look forward to the eventual Terren videos... because if I know anything about Linus Sebastian, is that there's no fucking way on God's green earth, would he skip out on the chance to make his old boss host videos.

[@M3DZ1008]

Why does Linus‘s wife have more bass in her voice than he does

[@yeetmeguy]

As Kyle said "Linuses voice is the only thing that can tell he haven't dropped his balls yet"

[@demonz9065]

didnt you hear? she wears the strapon and pants. her balls have probably dropped already XD

[@carlrobinson9736]

Because she actually hit puberty

[@thunderturbine8860]

@@demonz9065 lol

[@thunderturbine8860]

@@carlrobinson9736 lol

[@ExploringFate]

Timestamps 1:36 James Introduces Roasters 3:08 Timestamps Request 4:18 Linus through the Years 6:46 Linus's Grand Entrance 6:51 Taran Van Hemert Ignored / Blown Off 10:05 Bitwit Kyle Hansen Roasting 17:35 Luke Roasting 26:34 Tech Jesus Roasting 31:45 Yvonne Roasting 41:17 Everyone's Favorite Dennis Liao Roasting 49:04 JayzTwoCents Jay Langevin Roasting 56:54 Riley TechLinked Murdock Roasting 1:06:23 Corsair's Terren Tong Roasting 1:14:13 Nick Light Roasting 1:21:03 Linus Roasting 1:32:18 Linus Shows He Is Grateful For Everyone 1:33:12 The Best Coffee Shown Off 1:34:04 Linus ShoutOuts 1:35:20 Roll Credits

[@erich4010]

Bump

[@Draakjedodo]

Thank you.

[@adwaitgoku27]

And there's the guy Luke mentioned.

[@muhsin4646]

Stranger, you're a good man, thank you.

[@visveshnarayan7964]

6:50 Guy wanting fist bump but ignored by Linus.

[@flamingburitto]

I'm just imagining linus' kids watching this and realising how badass their mum is.

[@hayden_dev]

"Muuuuum? What did you mean about your fingers?"

[@justjadethings9630]

mOmMy why did you say daddy had a small dick? What's a dick? Why is it bad for it to be small?

[@bigman489]

Beans In My DS The kids are asian and they have a short dad Lel.

[@justjadethings9630]

@@bigman489 that's just racist

[@bigman489]

Beans In My DS It was a racist joke homie, not meant to be taken seriously.

[@billigerfusel]

Linus: Terry Tong, every company you ever led went to shit Also Linus: Welcome Terry, our new CEO

[@Shadow0fd3ath24]

terren*

[@potatoes5829]

the prophecy is true

[@dkvsoi]

This holds up

[@fungusamongus69420]

This aged well

[@FarmYardGaming]

the

[@pandqpod]

Everybody Else: "Let's make fun of Linus's height and voice so as to spare his feelings" Yvonne: "I'm about to destroy this whole man's career"

[@WinterCharmVT]

Yvonne was S A V A G E. Went for the jugular, then decided it wasn't enough and separated him limb from limb. Jesus. O_O

[@pritsky4219]

Linus is a whole man?

[@TheStaticUnit]

Haha because she knows him better than anyone else

[@DrOrtmeyer]

To be fair, I actually don't care that he used to piss himself or shared a bed with Dennis ... For whatever reason.

[@markN_591]

"this half man's carrer" :D

[@snazzy]

Yvonne was brutal. 😂

[@MayiPasu]

Hey! It's nice to see you here, Quinn!

[@ArabTrappers]

Snazzy Labs hey man 😃

[@eddiemiller6909]

They should have invited you:v

[@Koffiato]

They should've invited you but I can't even imagine you roasting. You seem too chill for that lol

[@Nurse_Xochitl]

Hola!

[@athalonARC]

Wait, his surname is Sebastian? I thought it was Tech Tips...

[@DanielCardenas23]

Lol

[@smokyblackeyes3615]

same lol.

[@Immadeus]

I thought it was s x tips....

[@diegogentner408]

Oh

[@DanielCardenas23]

Linus butterfingers Sebastian

[@asianotakuguy]

After Linus made fun of Yvonne's flat chest, she probably went out to buy a bigger size to peg him with.

[@ghostweirdo5464]

um that's not how it works but lmao

[@loganthegoldenheron8786]

Come on we both know that was his plan all along

[@Yoaru]

@@ghostweirdo5464 the joke------> You

[@Illegal_man-gi5gp]

@@loganthegoldenheron8786 LOL

[@arunkarthikma3121]

Um, wouldn't that be a win-win for Linus?

[@tellytop4190]

I'm really impressed by the audience. Most realistic CGI I've ever seen. Great job!

[@svhuwagv2965]

It's a new plugin for UE4

[@1x1nDone]

Who the fuck were most of those people?

[@RannonSi]

@@1x1nDone Friends and family (if I remember correctly, from them talking about it on WAN).

[@ayhamabusalem9113]

@@RannonSi can you tell me what episode it was? Please.

[@RannonSi]

@@ayhamabusalem9113 Sorry but I can't remember. I'd guess that it was in the WAN directly after the roast (I saw that WAN the same week it aired but haven't had the time to watch the roast before yesterday).

[@ronron2824]

Imagine the car ride home with Yvonne and linus

[@SuryanIsaac]

lmao

[@dildojizzbaggins6969]

angry make-up-sex initiated.

[@LermaBean]

@@dildojizzbaggins6969 Thank God his balls don't have to do the heavy lifting HEYOOOOOO!

[@zyan983]

@@dildojizzbaggins6969 wtf lol

[@willscruton2631]

@@LermaBean HEYOOOOOOOOO!

[@1995baza]

I gave this vid a thumbs down so nick would show up with a baseball bat. I've got a long driveway and it looks like he could use the excersise.

[@sciencebug314]

xD hilarious

[@peelzboyplays6089]

r/MurderedWithWords ? That you?

[@jur4x]

Did the same thing. It's a long way from the station or even nearest place he can park. Assuming he can drive RHD

[@myfinalheaven9590]

He'd probably drive down your driveway in a tank (nicknamed Baseball Bat)

[@rossmanngroup]

35:29 i fucking felt that

[@Am_Yeff]

oh hey Louis, love ya work

[@RemingtonRowland]

Hi Ross

[@skedaritou8138]

That is asome, So yoy watch the same videos I do, mostly... and I watch you to learn, makes mi mind go poff

[@Boardwoards]

are you feeling it now

[@rohesilmnelohe]

Steves comment in light of recents events... Informative and unfortunate :)

[@adadugg7060]

The biggest roast is that the editor felt the need to add subtitles to Dennis's roasts.

[@losviralos]

and the editor is Dennis lmao

[@thejjgang6338]

there is subtitles on the whole video

[@theheavycoder9326]

@@losviralos it could also be Taran: Taran Van Hemert

[@loganiushere]

@@thejjgang6338 on screen ones

[@Lord_Rhoads]

Ye

[@meloD30]

Roasters: racking their brains for good roasting material Yvonne: **grabs her diary** #YvonneBurnTips

[@abdoufma]

Riley: Just f**k you, man

[@javsjavs8659]

I like the hashtag

[@auricom242]

Ivonne could have said anything, but not even aproach to this level of savagery 1:28:39

[@NoTraceOfSense]

1:28:10 that's all and he began his wife's roast with "don't kill me"

[@sheik124]

man Yvonne got off to a slow start but she destroyed everyone lmfao

[@sheik124]

oh God Dennis lmfao

[@D3w10n]

Except Dennis, he got saved by that "I thought you were a Ho" comeback xD

[@benchervek5629]

I'm ur 666th like

[@MangoMotors]

Yeah, Linus is really lucky. He has a smart, beautiful, and hilarious wife.

[@AlmostLikeHuman]

You can tell Yvonne was super nervous, but HOLY SHIT she's brutal 😂

[@pokemon3742]

If Yvonne generally had more social self esteem she would be lethal, this isn't the only time I've heard her sting HARD

[@xmalkyrion_801]

Everyone else: let's roast his exteriors. Yvonne: *F L A M M E N W E R F E R*

[@leonard3899]

You do know that only Germans will understand that?

[@sam.p9502]

I'm not german and i get it?

[@BenDavisSkydiving]

A Flammenwerfer, it Werfs Flammen.

[@synix_6216]

Dieser Kommentarbereich ist nun Eigentum der BUNDESREPUBLIK DEUTSCHLAND

[@shiruba3609]

Would upvote, but your upvote count is at 666, so I leave it as it is.

[@thecube5861]

Yvonne: Gets on stage Linus: *"Why do I hear boss music"*

[@commandercanary1401]

This comment is funny

[@Isaiasguerrerorivas]

@@commandercanary1401 it is, indeed very funny

[@faultboy]

When the Doom Soundtrack is kicking it

[@JaydevRaol]

😂

[@Reegareth]

I bet this is literally the reason Linus decided to grow a beard 🤣🤣🤣

[@SouthBayLA1310]

And hair style

[@personal-stream-studio]

And now he shaved it again 😄

[@s4aviator804]

I've traveled the internet for years to find a video of Canadians actually being rude to one another.

[@mrfunkysax]

Solid comment but have you seen the trailer park boys?

[@Stryker2279]

Clearly never watched the oilers play the flames

[@DigitalJeremy]

@@Stryker2279 I live in Alberta and that is both hilarious and spot on

[@enriqsbuzz7405]

This aint my first roadeo kid

[@HeavyAndZeMedic]

Sorry guys, it's all fake. We Canadians are never rude. They hired extreme look-alikes to roast each other.

[@philomath6190]

"Lesbian, short for Linus Sebastian." That's so fucking good.

[@Corsair1458]

AGREED

[@Lightning2011]

That was actually a pretty smart thing and the fact that it was used so seamlessly with the joke made it 100x funnier 🤣🤣

[@mango3520]

Big oof

[@tan153]

time stamp?

[@aintnobodylikeu]

BAHWHWHAHAH

[@adityaverma6754]

29:39 " I don't know what costs less your Sandals or your integrity. " Tech Jesus knew all along. It hurts to See this with the whole situation now.

[@elijahdahuman]

oopsie daisy

[@detective_mitch_conner]

if this actually hurts you should really take some time to look inwards

[@moldoveanu8]

I laugh-cried so hard at the Linus telling Yevonne: "I told you that in confidence, You said it was a trust-building exercise" joke

[@luisbastidas248]

I kinda feel bad for Linus tho

[@sharp252]

I don't. He actually kinda deserves it.

[@BaioWithMayo]

@@luisbastidas248 nah roast are meant to sting it makes everyone feel closer, there was one roast where everything was super hurtful (dont remember which one) and the roasted guy was like borderline crying. Linus had it all in good fun

[@FurryCrew]

Girl came off the top rope and dropped that elbow!

[@CaveyMoth]

I like that Jay digressed when he was talking to Yvonne.

[@aashisheapen8230]

I can't believe a youtuber pulled off this big comedy central style roast.

[@northwestclasspnw7974]

Thinking about how long Linus has been in the game, I can see it, but it's definitely still impressive. Go see Roast of TimTheTatman though, guy pulled a huge crowd

[@TheAceDread]

And to be fair, LMG (Linus Media Group) does a lot more than youtube videos, but its obviously a large portion of their income.

[@lordcrocell1691]

@@TheAceDread oh my god it stands for that?? I spend the whole hour wondering why they spelled the abbreviation for Light Machine Gun on the back

[@TheAceDread]

@@lordcrocell1691 😂😂

[@upinarms79]

Don't worry, I just watched it, they didn't.

[@Samedayy]

At first yvonnes jokes were kinda corny and then she WENT THERE with everyone.

[@reymarroquin]

It’s like when a boss has a second phase

[@cuppajoe2]

Ikr

[@zwch_]

She took the roast to a whole new level

[@CubicIronPyrite]

29:38 in the past 24 hours, we found out.

[@shway1]

why what happened

[@ZeroCanalX]

@@shway1 Linus was sent a prototype cooling unit and a graphics card it was to work for. Couldn't be arsed to find the proper card so used one that the unit was not designed for and trashed the product. When it was pointed out he tested it incorrectly his defence was basically "I don't like it so it should fail". The it turned out that instead of returning the prototype (which for a small company it was one of a kind thing that they would need to completely rebuild) he sold it via auction and when it was revealed he went all "I didn't sell it, I auctioned it!" as if it made any sort of difference. Then it turned out he didn't even return the card he was sent to test the unit with either.

[@shway1]

@@ZeroCanalX oh shit

[@Justgarlicbred]

Louis rossman would have been perfect for this and damn they killed my boy dennis and Yvonne was so ruthless that was incredible.

[@euroker05]

manuel vega for me, top roast was yvonne. Good next was jayz.

[@cdx77]

Louis would have been brutal

[@mattlawless8216]

Louis would let a bootch made beeyatch know they some silly youtube scrubs gettin paid welfare subscriptions by some don't knows

[@76TyranT76]

I would have loved to see Louis join in on the fun.

[@phobosmoon4643]

I just saw the end of Yvonne’s it’s hilarious. Fp crashes halfway through hers. I wasn’t even mad it did so well it got me 90% of it.

[@dylanmontealegre1914]

Damn... Imagine his kids seeing this and having unlimited ammo against him...

[@loganayers5053]

That would be brutual

[@yeti25934]

@@loganayers5053 will be*

[@IyeViking]

@@loganayers5053 brutal*

[@oxghostrunner0028]

O

[@Wind-lx8zb]

such a bad move for them to do this...

[@jacobwebb8818]

"Linus, you have officially peaked.... 7 years ago when you reviewed a firetruck."

[@Moliuan]

@Wentlemen 31:05

[@gr3y_eminence]

Gamers Nexus was really good *ouch*

[@isssma0]

Little did we know, that the real roast is not on this video, but by Gamers Nexus 4 years later.

[@soapa4279]

Also goes to show you how hypocrite Steve from GN is. Playing the favor and smiling in your face and claiming he doesn't care about inter personal relationships. Boy that didn't age well.

[@4RT1LL3RY]

@@soapa4279 You mean like 11 months ago when Steve and GN made clear they were going to treat LMG like any other manufacturer after the whole Trust me Bro Warranty thing with the backpack? Its almost like people can change over time, and some people won't like the change they see. Just look at Luke every time Linus talks over him on the WAN show with a terrible take on something.

[@soapa4279]

@@4RT1LL3RY I agree, people can change over time and I do remember that video about the backpack. Even that seemed all in good fun. I'm just stating that Steve claims "it's nothing personal" and that he doesn't care about the relationship with him and Linus, still is kinda f'd up to say. And I'm actually fully in agreeance with their choice to highlight all of LTT's issues. I'm just saying, people need to stop acting like Steve is an actual saint.

[@Toblehrone]

@@soapa4279 That did not sound like in good fun; and of course he has to ignore any sort of personal relationship with him and Linus - good friends call you out when you're clearly doing something wrong.

[@soapa4279]

@@Toblehrone Good friends call you out, not make a 45 minute hit piece on all your issues. Again, I agree that it was the right thing to do, and LTT needed a shakeup. I consider Luke a good friend to Linus, who calls him out regularly even on the WAN show, but I bet even more so offline. But he never would he have made a big Killshot video questioning your entire operation and pointing out all your mistakes for millions to view. If you 1tobedoneX had a good friend who put out a 45 minute public video of YOU doing all sorts of dumb stuff either mistakes or not, then uploaded for the entire public to see, let me know if you're still friends after.

[@almarc]

Linus: "I love you hun" Wife: "I love you too, *proceeds to destroy his life and career* "

[@Bassalicious]

She was fucking ruthless, wasn't she? That roast was really hard to watch it was so brutal :D

[@maurice22ravel]

@@Bassalicious What are you talking about? She was the only one who *showed up* for the roast!

[@zachdakilla951]

Wait, I thought she was the one who created his career...

[@almarc]

@@zachdakilla951 She might've created Linus himself, as well, just as a talking android. The next level of Iwonne Tech Tips

[@ReyaadGafur]

I mean linus did comment about her small breasts, which is considered more taboo than pp size. He said she went to the kids section LUL

[@vivekbernard]

Wow Yvonne was last person I expected to go that hard on linus. Like Damn

[@raymonders001]

That's what married life is all about

[@Endymion.]

spoiler alert

[@sloo6425]

Well, that sounds like my sisters...

[@infiniteaj8688]

@@sloo6425 *Sweet Home Alabama intensifies*

[@kumbandit]

They you know nothing about women :D

[@hunter1586]

“Had to hire 30 friends” his face tells you just how deep that cut

[@gucky2556]

lol

[@ZTenski]

@nøkk the gag is 15:44 until about a half minute later But honestly the whole video is comedy gold, worth watching the entire vid

[@maxnaz47]

@@ZTenski I went one step further, i watched everything right up until it was Linus's turn to have the final say, then i switched it off before he uttered a word.

[@dorthynorton6699]

Wait, his surname is Sebastian? I thought it was Tech Tips...

[@HSSDamian]

Linus: Every company he has ever worked for has gone to shit Linus - Hires him as CEO

[@futuristicdew11]

Good job

[@SomeoneCalledAdrian]

nice

[@jonathanmutele4128]

linus during the roast : ill be okay Yvonne takes the stage : linus"trembles"

[@wileymonair]

I bet he feels as small as an flea after that roast holy shit do I jumped off my couch when she said said he don't get her wet.

[@SuperLloyd84]

He was right to fear her.

[@ghoulbuster1]

Hopefully that roast means they'll have it rougher tonight

[@billbelzek6748]

I think a part of Linus died during this roast --- his wife went FULL SAVAGE mode on him and it ripped his heart out --- kudos to him for surviving that

[@sir_rage_a_lot9783]

Berkel would've been so savage tho.. Berkel's still in our hearts.

[@ThePhoneix999]

Nicky V press f

[@rikvdmark]

Oh man, that would have been epic! :D

[@stevethea5250]

I thought Linus was gay, bisexual at least?

[@SneedsterSpeedster]

@@stevethea5250 Not really, no. He's straight.

[@Kirisutekarl]

Berkel?

[@emmarossignol4445]

I feel like Louis Rossmann would have some good things to say about Linus.

[@gilb_4]

Oh man, Louis Rossman would be completely savage!

[@dontknow3865]

They haven’t known each other that long

[@entriphy]

@@dontknow3865 Linus literally noticed Louis after Louis had made a video insulting one of Linus' repair videos, so I can see it going pretty well.

[@MoA-Reload...]

Cat amongst pigeons springs to mind 😂

[@Kurumisama]

@@entriphy the broken imac display or was something earlier?

[@hhvhhvcz]

29:38 aged like a fine wine

[@rayyan18]

Linus: * *gets roasted for having ads every 2 seconds* * Also Linus: * *follows that roast with and ad* *

[@ThePhoenixAscendant]

This IS Linus Sebastian we're talking about... did you expect NOT to see ads? XD

[@vulpix9210]

Remember that series of South Park episodes, Linus İS an add

[@427Snacks]

They put subtitles in for my man Dennis........god damn 😂🤣

[@Djuntas]

And he did that him self, which makes it even better :D Hes credited as editor.

[@ofeklivny]

@@Djuntas That's a GEM

[@cristianflores6457]

@@Djuntas Dennis is such a good sport about it. He's awesome.

[@KenMoreira]

"you told me it was a trust building exercise !" I am so dead. Holy man.

[@stevethea5250]

Who's the 3rdbkid??

[@RolandKontson]

and the stuff that got a "Who is this lady"

[@dmirtyisakov8112]

Love how steve is just there with a jacket and jeans, while everyone else has a suit

[@rafaelcosio266]

He's a real engineer

[@GreenLanternMakoto]

This is why linus wants to retire

[@cgme7076]

"It finally hit me. Fuck those guys."

[@GunnerDS2]

Woah

[@HiDefHDMusic]

I thought that was cuz his sons babysitter microwaved his cat.

[@silverfalcon1927]

@@HiDefHDMusic wait what

[@HiDefHDMusic]

mohamed ibrahim my bad, it was the clothes dryer not the microwave. He mentioned it on the WAN show a few weeks ago.

[@Ryptyq]

42:05 - 48:55 The entire Dennis part was genuinely impressive. Not only on the amount of progress he's made with his English skills, but also his shade throwing skills! xD

[@Sammie1053]

There were parts where I was like "this is rough" and then I remembered he's roasting his boss, in front of a live audience, on a livestream, _in his second language._ And he STILL did a better job than Linus.

[@bongothaplant4730]

You suspect the owner of this vehicle has 2 dicks and four balls

[@kly8105]

I'm more surprised Kyle roasted so hard. I wasn't expecting him to be the one starting the lesbian jokes.

[@CallMeTonyga]

and the subtle had me weak

[@Fireworker2K]

I like how they put subtitles "just in case of"

[@demonraptor1]

Yvonne was ruthless, that bit about Linus dad bod was genius.

[@nogbdaj]

R.I.P Taran, he's still waiting for his fist bump (6:50)

[@DzakiTHakim]

Balalala~ -Baymax

[@m4hi2]

feels bad to be Taran man.

[@TechDunk]

Been there

[@BenderBendingRodriguezOFFICIAL]

Man he made Taran look like a bitch.

[@noelwoods7510]

You can hear him cry out

[@ryanmassie448]

When you realize Denis's social skills have still actually improved over the last 4 years.

[@gtamike_TSGK]

Bless him :)

[@danilop12345]

@Michael Martin i did thou probably not his fault ... hint

[@3DKLUB]

stop the spoiler!

[@KableTac]

yeah thats why he had subtitles into the actual video... 😂

[@_cheeso_]

@@uropig He edited the video himself ;)

[@fardnia9434]

Anthony is so nice he didn't even show up

[@lokman-]

@PROFESSORツ lmao

[@goodboi42]

Everybody gangsta till Anthony roasts the Intel out of you.

[@delano6572]

@@goodboi42 who's Anthony?

[@goodboi42]

@@delano6572 Here's everyone you need to know: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mHnFoq2GeKqShs0

[@goodboi42]

@@delano6572 kzbin.info/www/bejne/eaCZd5iGj9SBnac

[@jmora]

1:25:26 Aged like fine wine.

[@Parv_Not_Perv]

😂

[@kazi1]

😂

[@justraad]

Military: THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! Dennis: I'm not a drill person

[@Nyannnnnnnn]

lol

[@gopalgplus]

Good one LOL!

[@elfedorausado]

Golden

[@gustavo31313131]

Riley had such a great delivery, pacing, he looked relaxed, good jokes, not overly harsh, he was having fun.

[@TheAnoniemo]

Riley is the most entertaining presenter they have on staff imo, glad they got him onboard

[@trapical]

@@TheAnoniemo What he lacks in tech knowledge he more than makes up for in on screen charisma.

[@nike12000haha]

He’s a true Canadian he actually dies inside if he’s mean to people!

[@notthedroidsyourelookingfo4026]

I find him very enjoyable to watch as well.

[@A_Balanced_Breakfast]

Since day one I could tell Riley was clearly the best presenter they have. He nails it in pretty much every video he's in

[@dynxmit3official920]

Linus made a big mistake by inviting his wife.

[@manmeth]

Linus didn't James did.

[@theoneandonlyfran]

As they say, The wife is the true boss and the one who wears pants and the strap-on in the relationship! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

[@-smecural-5281]

Well thats one off his only friends

[@NateB]

You think it was his idea to bring her??

[@nerdom1610]

Yvonne was amazing tho... I've watched that multiple times and I still go OOF at some of the jokes

[@nico371]

You could just see Jay sitting through all the roasts thinking “oh these guys are gonna get it” and literally starts by roasting everyone and then suddenly “sorry I went off the cards”

[@nieks.7326]

Yes, I felt that. The energy was very personal, and then he said he was off the cards. Which confirms he indeed was just actually insulting them. What a guy...

[@Snufz760]

You could see how much in his feelings he is 😭

[@gely_]

@@nieks.7326 its suppose to be a roast off, Jay did it perfectally. People are over thinking this lmfao. His bit was the funniest imo.

[@vadhub]

he got brought up the least by everyone else too 😭

[@guidelamuta]

Luke's laughter should be on the background of all LTT videos.

[@stevethea5250]

I wanted to hear bit more crowd

[@DaarkCloud]

I agree! It's so warm and buttery.

[@jibcano1777]

somebody remix it into the ltt theme

[@titusstanding5993]

His wife never disputed the claim that she pegs him.

[@ivangabrielepuca5272]

What's wrong with pegging?

[@Fattipotato79]

Lol

[@waiting90dastochangemyname3]

@@ivangabrielepuca5272 everything

[@jorgeflores6249]

@@ivangabrielepuca5272 wtf

[@firstname697]

@@ivangabrielepuca5272 it proves that Linus is a girl in disguise

[@DangerousPancake]

>clicks, thinking it's a compilation of LTT employees making fun of Linus while they're in the office >no it's an actual set and they really are in suits

[@Barbaratio]

They said it was an event, awhile ago that the audience would need to buy tickets for.

[@fionafiona1146]

And it's sponsored, was YTred and on flow plane... Thought the tickets were mostly to make sure everyone who reserves a seat attended.

[@Barbaratio]

@@fionafiona1146 That's true, if you purchase seats for an event you're more likely to attend unlike i just being open.

[@IcarusActual]

In front of a live audience no less!

[@NealChauhan]

You’re looking for 1:06:45

[@muurplank]

lol thx

[@McBlazington]

God's work.

[@ItzSlushie]

i watch too much ltt-- I realized it was terren instantly from the blurry photo of him 😂

[@youmix9167]

Linus is Yvonne’s way to be a lesbian without coming out to her parents

[@dikkop5751]

Wow🤭🤭

[@Jay_Carter]

wow

[@BigBrezzy]

With them, I can't even tell who's supposed to be whose beard.

[@camiblack1]

Making him the second best beard on the team.

[@Chilldudeno]

Double kill

[@perhapsso1909]

Linus drank down the whole cup when his wife was on lmfao.

[@ungefeiert]

F

[@Miles300s]

F

[@slekap9850]

F uck the chain

[@BillCipher1337]

F

[@albinhonkamaa422]

F

[@landergoffings5000]

Me after watching half an hour: "Wow, these roasts are the best, no way even better ones are next." Yvonne: "Hold my beer..."

[@aaryanporwal]

Yeah! I had never heard Yvonne speak that much, but when she did, bruh

[@lowan0]

Hold my cold brew

[@thomaskhan5021]

She fucking RAILED everyone, especially Linus, and I’m not just talking about the roast 😳

[@protoretro1290]

More like, hold my Madinas LTT Cold Brew Vanilla Coffee

[@BenderdickCumbersnatch]

Yvonne was savage. Dennis Liao came out as gay (yes, really). And we found out Linus has a tiiiny PP. This roast was great.

[@jhongjhong321]

Tech Jesus' roasts aged like a fine wine

[@Edward135i]

Canadians being mean to other Canadians is uncomfortable, this is like watching a vet kick a puppy.

[@Toxic2T]

lol

[@stivenBermeo]

the dog whisperer

[@yazzy3177]

Canadians are too nice

[@KingOfXB0XLive]

Lmao I like the memes as much as the next but atleast here in South Ontario we are not THAT nice to each other

[@ethanlai1044]

@@KingOfXB0XLive eh?

[@bobouistic]

Yvonne is insaaaaaaaane, roast queen. She is fire.

[@6point5]

that dad bod joke.. that stuck deep.

[@Andomaca1]

She was the best!

[@KjHerbohn]

"When it's summer he sweats, it's the only time he get me wet" Oof that cuts deep like a knife

[@joachimprz]

That was actually the BEST

[@icantspellicup7251]

you know what doesn’t go deep?

[@joebangles9951]

Icantspellicup please no, he’s already dead

[@muffinman4515]

I know Dennis appear completely out of it half the time, but he nailed that presentation. He didn’t use the screen like everyone before him. He did have notecards but he wasn’t glued to them. Newfound respect for the guy

[@der8auer]

This is pure gold!

[@smnRL]

Du hier??? Nice!

[@kronckers]

Als ich bin vier jahre alt, mein grossmutter hat mich im dem Kernkraftwerk gelassen. I'm sorry about the bad grammar.

[@Yalikejazzboi]

Is that phase change cooler still coming? I'd really love to own one.

[@emoluv54865]

Pleade adopt me.

[@ManOfAttitudeLP1998]

Du musst da nä mal auch mitmachen

[@Kaceydotme]

I love that after Dennis calls out the camera guy you can see the camera shake with his laughter

[@pratyushrudra5797]

Timestamp...?

[@The1gamerSW3]

@@pratyushrudra5797 45:50

[@adisar2002]

wait omg, i know you from your videos nice seeing you here lmao

[@Kaceydotme]

@@adisar2002

[@juan_mex6207]

「Mistleteinn」 I don’t see the camera shake until 46:04

[@Splarkszter]

Congrats to Terren Tong for being the new CEO :) Good luck on all the adventures that are to come.

[@SomeoneCalledAdrian]

that didn’t… uhh… age well

[@timhiggins8107]

"You told me it was a trust-building exercise!" DEAD! That was fantastic.

[@Srv02]

I lost my shit on that. 😂

[@0rang3Ju1c]

What time

[@CyberDragon10K]

​@@0rang3Ju1c @33:30 Setup and the actual line. I feel bad for him when he said that.

[@jacksonmorgan8291]

Colton's not even on stage and still getting roasted hard

[@nat20brewco]

I know. I wonder who took his place on stage.

[@hammyboigaming904]

@@nat20brewco At least he fared better than Dennis, who roasted himself more than anyone

[@seantaft3853]

That's because he was fired. Several times.

[@seanc.5310]

James genuinely was a great host. Not sure if he wrote his own jokes but great show!

[@Kinkajou1015]

Everyone wrote their own material. Then I think James went over everyone's material for a second pass to make sure the quality was there, but primarily it was whoever was at the podium's own words.

[@starforge7653]

Tech Jesus' roast was not a roast. It was literal foreshadowing.

[@Atomy111]

It was showing how much of a fucking drama queen Steve is yea

[@Mnkeys]

​@@Atomy111exactly lol. We wanna acknowledge how Steve just got his feelings hurt and was a douche anout it now?

[@RBeeMedia]

Linus' wife was lowkey just letting out all of the steam that had accumulated for years lmao

[@circuitsandcigars1278]

Marriage Therapy lol

[@billbelzek6748]

Every wife has that steam they need to let off --- Yvonne just did hers in public

[@casey6556]

"This isn't a joke, it just really bothered me" Doubling down on the burn there

[@norcalfishing5112]

Casey Broughton when was this?

[@casey6556]

@@norcalfishing5112 30:04

[@RighteousWeevil]

This is why you never invite your wife to roast you in front of you friends; goddam that was brutal

[@NoCluYT]

Dennis caught a stray with that threesome part😭😭 I can’t believe that shit was true💀

[@ninjashuriken]

Yvonne was destroyed by the end of it too, I come back to this video every couple of years, its comedy gold lmfao

[@RyanRex]

Or exactly why you do. Best burns, best delivery, and fantastic sense of too far/not enough.

[@zedsdead7670]

It was absolutely gruelling to watch Yvonne chuck all of that personal stuff out there. It wasn't even a good delivery but just pure savagery.

[@skedaritou8138]

@@zedsdead7670 what is the story about the bugget constrains why Dennis was in las vegas sharing a bed ?

[@adonnen]

"You know, he's lucky that they never checked his resume. Every company he has ever worked for has gone *expletive*" -- Linus Sebastian in 2019, roasting the man he is HIRING AS CEO of his company which has a 100 MILLION DOLLAR potential valuation. To be clear if anyone misreads this, he was obviously joking (it was a roast), and I wish both the best and am very hyped about the future of LMG!

[@matasa7463]

He straight up said why he is being hired too - Linus needs someone to wrangle his ADDness.

[@Dreadought]

This one, this one seems to be aging very well

[@theonlyasher]

Wait you're onto something

[@TheRotundRodent]

Holy shit before Yvonne I thought “hey these are decent” and then Yvonne came in and absolutely disintegrated him.

[@howardlam6181]

The wife knows him the best

[@ClaudioParraGonzalez]

Stop, he's already dead!

[@JeremyArchie]

Linus' wife was UNBELIEVABLY savage...oh mah DAMN! LOL

[@Fixided]

She was the hardest I laughed with cause she had a different view of Linus

[@ElvenMans]

She is asian, so it was expected.

[@rapmastac1362]

She had a slow start and I was going to skip but damn she was funny.

[@nobodys_winds6580]

legend has it that after Yvonne went up, they had to put out an Amber Alert for Linus' self respect

[@dumdum93]

"If you're Tech Jesus, we're gonna need more nails" ayy lmao

[@Dreadought]

I came back to see if the dig about Linus' integrity and sandles being of equivilent value is actually here or not

[@G_Grenouille]

Yvonne : I'm About to End This Man's Whole Career

[@nerbs6125]

James: WHAT CAREER??

[@MrJ0mmy]

his wife was the best so savage

[@shiro3940]

only in LMG where you, the employee, got to roast the boss as hard as you want god I really love this channel

[@maalickumarsherif842]

Ever heard of Dunder Mifflin

[@Nerevarine420]

@@maalickumarsherif842 which is fake lol this is real not the same

[@spavatch]

@mexicansnohablo - or that’s what they want you to think 😋

[@Qardo]

REally should watch some real Roasts.

[@Lagravia]

Expectation: nerds landing unfunny jokes. Reality: nerds landing very funny jokes.

[@Chris_P_Bacon]

They killed it! Every joke was gold. Gotta save that for later

[@alhdgysz]

No, not really. Nerds insulting eachother... It is funny, but not humorous...

[@Hotobu]

"It is funny, but not humorous..." @@alhdgysz - 2020

[@alhdgysz]

@@Hotobu did you get my point?

[@Hotobu]

@@alhdgysz You didn't have or make one. "That's not 6, it's a half- dozen"

[@davidgardner8200]

KZbin knows what to recommend from LMG during a controversy

[@frlrisme1393]

"CPU, GPU, F**CK U AND U" Best thing I've heard

[@brendannguyen7844]

Yeah everyone including Dennis was great lol.

[@MartianMoon]

That dude was so much funnier than I expected lol

[@harris9624]

The one liners of Dennis Liao.

[@jenykkonyk]

@@brendannguyen7844 especially dennis.

[@hazzaknox1069]

48:05

[@mizuuukage]

"there's nothing more depressing than watching Linus, a 32 year old man promote a $700 vacuum cleaner to his 13 year old audience." Sooo true 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mizuuukage]

@Pr*z james i think, idk this comment was 2 months ago 😂

[@charlesosborne3946]

@Pr*z Stephen Burke.

[@aaron-fauth]

@@charlesosborne3946 yes true

[@shwiftykelvin3352]

29:27

[@tmor9336]

He's wrong, I'm 12

[@pinkast5241]

Holy hell, Yvonne destroyed him

[@Luke_Segovia]

Outta pocket

[@bxwlofsoup]

Fax

[@BartMK]

@@aidanwilcox5261 kekw

[@KainniaK]

My God the foreshadowing is of the charts. Tech Jesus: "I just wanted you to remember what it was like when you still cared about your job" "Linus deflecting the blame on to somebody else"

[@varaddeouskar1021]

Floatplane user here. Can confirm all the jokes are still here except some in between chatter

[@TednTin]

Mah man! doing the gods work.

[@MeggaMortous]

Also thanks to the LTT team for not cutting out anything crucial.

[@DeeSnow97]

Yeah, most of the stuff they cut out was just the teleprompter not working

[@needlessoptions]

Lmao I forgot about Floatplane

[@WalnutSpice]

this is the hard hitting journalism we need. Thank you, sir

[@IrisCorven]

"Steve, if you're Tech Jesus, we're gonna need more nails." DAAAAAAMN.

[@jimhalpert9803]

Absolute madlad

[@Daniel-dn7lk]

Nailed him with that one.

[@mallickpriyanshuOG]

🤣

[@KingLarbear]

I'm Jewish and I didn't even catch that lol

[@NoCluYT]

@@KingLarbear that’s because ur Jewish 😭

[@mxcristian11]

Linus at a funeral: "(insert name here) was just such a great person who I will miss so much. I want to say all of our fondest memories BUT NOT BEFORE I TELL YOU ABOUT MASSDROP!"