The Roast of Tom Simons

[@OXfootballshorts]

Tubbo: "I'd consider you my best friend probably". Ranboo in the audience:

[@jackson.sleftthechat69year76]

Let's see how many subs i can get from this comment Current subs: 1,686

[@snark1122]

@@jackson.sleftthechat69year76 hahaha no

[@thenymph3327]

Ranboo's Tubbo's Canon lore husband...

[@astridwikstrom9295]

that's why he said "probebly"

[@mittens19]

wow sorry about these replies lmao

[@syystomu]

Elodie: "Even Tommy's editors are hand-me-downs" Tommy: "Elodie, cut that!" lmao

[@lavenishere_]

What does it mean I'm confused?

[@Aurora_Animates]

@@lavenishere_ older siblings normally give things like clothes to younger sibling because they don’t fit anymore, wilburs old editors have passed to Tommy now

[@harryxyz2982]

Bot

[@lavenishere_]

@@Aurora_Animates Awe

[@hassanyaa8737]

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[@RedishLive]

Tommyinnit might never wait for an answer.

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[@ghostea1318]

Hiii redish!

[@larasaku2900]

bots

[@henrypeterson9327]

“Wilbur is like pinocchio except every time he tells you a pointless fact, his hairline goes back by an inch” I almost cried

[@tobiasburke9495]

That was my favourite line in the entire thing. Goddamn, that made me lose my mind

[@Tallulahtheegg145]

6:06 is the timestamp and I died 😂😂

[@stvrnivsp]

the problem is, jimbo mazza said that and his hairline is almost worse than will’s

[@GoofyAhhMike]

havent watched the vid yet. how is this roasting tommy lol

[@Radiocorq]

This was the best joke of ‘em all!

[@seraphinitee]

"You can tell Wilbur and Tommy are brothers, because even Tommy's editors are hand-me-downs" THE WAY I GASPED ELODIE PLEASEE

[@ironman-ol5iv]

Tommyinnit secret channel

[@payt2565]

SAME THEY POPPED OFF LMAO

[@Seraphyyx]

LMFAO THEY REALLY ARE BROTHERS

[@HAZARDOUS_HY3N4]

They are not siblings

[@mangonoobxd]

You forgot that cringy dramatic thing about how you got a lot of likes on your comment

[@ASingingChemist]

"You can tell Wilbur and Tommy are brothers because even the editors are hand-me-downs" IM SOBBING ELODIE OML

[@thingy164]

Elodie went ALL IN WOW OK

[@littIeprincefan]

ELODIE IS A CRIMEBOYS TRUTHER I LOVE HER

[@snowyclouds10992]

THEY'RE BROTHERS YOUR HONOR 😭😭

[@ginger6300]

Piss of with this brothers bs it’s just a editor

[@yourpersonaljuicebox977]

@@ginger6300 lol no

[@jaderush4141]

James comparing Wilbur to Pinocchio is the best. That roast is so elaborate, specific and based in facts (except the hairline thing, hopefully - wouldn't want Tommy to ask if anybody's gonna eat that and not wait for an answer) that there is literally no competition. It just wins.

[@cosmixstar]

The hairline thing is very true 😭 he has a very bad hair line, you can probably find pictures

[@guitarzcore]

james is so effortlessly funny 😭

[@javi9953]

your hairline went back some inches

[@ivansobol7334]

6:08

[@uhh5894]

Tommyinnit secret channel

[@itxglitch]

I like how Wilbur's just trying to stop Jack from murdering Tommy at the end of the video

[@dweeb_blooper430]

Was it as a joke at the end or serious?

[@corruptblossoms]

now you can really tell they're brothers😂

[@dynolab1959]

@@dweeb_blooper430 it was a joke

[@hoooman8896]

Not just any toddler, an ✨orphan ✨

[@kaiheartssturns]

@@dweeb_blooper430 very serious

[@shridharshinianandakannan6386]

Wilbur's the kind of guy who points at sand and ask "Is anyone gonna eat that" and not wait for an answer.

[@uhh5894]

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[@xninjamoves6849]

Sand hmmmmm

[@timelessAnticipation]

Perfect

[@TariotFrog]

"Is this sand or sugar?!" *wilbur grabs it and crunches and downs it* "sand"

[@chasadilla1827]

50% of this video- bullying Jack 45% of this video- "Tommy's the type of guy to look at ___ and say "is anyone gonna eat that?" And not wait for an answer" 5% of this video- roasting tommy

[@uhh5894]

Tommyinnit

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[@cenxxsta5914]

Maybe it was true. Maybe "There is nothing wrong with me [Tommy]"

[@rebeccamccusker2849]

you didn't say Tommy's the type of guy to see the ____ _____ and ask has anyone aten that and he didn't waited for an answer

[@crackedtadacktle1003]

so?

[@Sen-ki-]

"Tommy is the kind of guy to look at the past tense and say 'has anyone aten that ?' and didn't waited for an answer" THIS GOT ME LMAO

[@caughtin4k301]

Tommyinnit

[@caughtin4k301]

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[@catcatgoesflying4949]

everytime he said that same joke it got me lmao

[@crypticshadows]

IT WAS SO GOOD AND HIS BLANK FACE TOO 💀

[@manly.mcbeefington]

1:29 "it's quite inspirational to be in a room full of talented people, *and* jack manifold." best line in the video

[@CringyPhoenix]

yasssss

[@sadmusicaudios8039]

Yes

[@gacha_xxtuber2218]

This is why I love CPK-

[@Selatapey]

“Wilbur is like Pinocchio, except every time he tells you a useless fact you don’t care about, his hairline goes back by an inch.”

[@ashehyssop]

Tommy's the kind of guy to see JackManifold's self esteem and ask, "Is anyone going to eat that?", and not wait for an answer.

[@lucianarchive2782]

And wouldn't wait for an answer...

[@dream_fanz9780]

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[@lolcat1001]

Imma use you're sentence to mock tommy, K?

[@maninhu9837]

Tommy is the type of guy to see an editor and ask is anyone gonna eat that and not wait for an answer

[@mes1217]

Wilbur: “Tommy’s the kind of guy to see hair after a haircut and ask: is anyone going to eat that?” Also Wilbur: “Sand tastes good when you crunch it between your teeth.”

[@kasius7768]

Lmao I forgot about that 💀

[@martinamerana9418]

One word: ✨Brothers✨

[@dreamforlife8426]

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[@boredguywhojustcommentsfor9104]

ikr😂

[@Digital_Riri]

I've been thinking about that everytime it's his turn 💀👌🏼

[@itsyourboyreckster1822]

Tommy's the kind of guy to see the fabric of reality and ask: "is anyone gonna eat that" and not wait for an answer

[@caughtin4k301]

tommyinnit

[@caughtin4k301]

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[@louisohyeah]

Tommy’s the kind of guy to see the universe and ask: “ is anyone going to eat that” and not wait for an answer.

[@macacopedreiro214]

*child

[@tammytammysimons3528]

The emptiness of Wilbur’s jokes were just the part that made it so funny he wouldn’t wait for an answer what he

[@catherineharnett5653]

Wilbur's the kinda guy to look at an ARG oppurtunity and ask "Is anyone gonna make that?" and not wait for an answer.

[@user-cy7bg5qy4k]

Catherine Harnett is the kinda guy to look at a funny joke and ask “is anyone gonna make that funnier” and not wait for an answer.

[@SproutSprite_]

10:50 gave me strong arg vibes honestly

[@SproutSprite_]

@@sxphie625 ikr?

[@hassanyaa8737]

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[@detectivepikachu8119]

Wilbur did make an ARG, Game Theory "solved" it.

[@riyapranavi8464]

"You can tell Wilbur and Tommy are brothers, because even Tommy's editors are hand-me-downs" THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

[@rem8363]

Tommyinnit secret channel

[@rem8363]

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[@adarsh6382]

What does that even mean ☠️

[@empressionistic6926]

@@adarsh6382 example: tommy has wilbur's sense of fashion now and he also has elodie has an editor, who used to be wilbur's editor 😂

[@meh_81]

@@adarsh6382 idk if you're joking but just in case elodie was/is wilbur's editor and is now tommy's editor too

[@domeazy]

All of James Mariotts jokes were so funny, especially this one “Wilbur is like Pinocchio except every time he tells you a pointless fact that you don’t care about, his hairline goes back by an inch”

[@Katkibbs]

i fucking cackled

[@rollergalaxy9997]

*My brain is contortulating!* -Charlie Slimecicle

[@TTwSaFP]

That scene came up as I read this that was freaking weird lmao

[@Dorknt]

@@2DucksInABomberJacket I Murdered my entire family, leaving my dogs alive out of pure funniness

[@studentcopyofburgerking8108]

Rsfund

[@winkoc1ty]

love how wilbur’s jokes got funnier and funnier solely because it’s the same thing over and over again

[@stala9204]

Wilbur's the kind of guy to ask: "is Tommy gonna eat that", and not wait for an answer.

[@justiceapieceofgold8589]

Tommyinnit secret

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[@graceespinosa8423]

More like he’s not gonna have to wait for an answer

[@patser]

@Scooper 2.3 thousand people disagree

[@-Fritzo-]

@Scooper he yes funny

[@guardianofthetoasters2323]

The empty and soulless delivery of Wil's jokes makes it even funnier.

[@caughtin4k301]

Tommyinnit secret channel

[@caughtin4k301]

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[@batjay0763]

I think it might have something to do with a new ARG because the way Tommy is reacting to it

[@adamzhu2267]

“Tommy’s the kind of guy who sees hair on the floor and ask ‘is anyone gonna eat that?’ And not wait for an answer”.

[@moon_light7290]

oh wow, replies, I think I watched the same video as you!

[@raelads]

The fact that Jack's villain arc is plotted around the idea that he gets bullied by his friend's and snaps is just too perfect

[@xxketxx5682]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iYu3YpSejc15p5I 😈

[@easy9077]

So much advertisers:(

[@shibaboii7435]

Jack live in a society

[@rairinirin]

@@shibaboii7435 society 😔

[@Adrian-tp1nr]

Jack ManiLore??

[@fullyboilthatpotatoe]

I love how since this day Wilburs joke an ongoing insider in the entire fandom and even a year later doesn't get old

[@Your_Not_Awake]

Wilbur's the type of guy to see a joke and say "is anyone gonna repeat that?" Yeah, you guessed it, he didn't wait for an answer

[@TypeinLeo]

Tommy's the kind of guy to see hair on the floor after a haircut and ask: *"Is anyone gonna eat that?"* and not wait for an answer

[@Oogim1]

Wilbur's the type of guy to see a woman and ask "Is anyone gonna eat that?" and not wait for an answer

[@FABULOUSWOAH]

Wilbur’s the type of guy to hear a safe word and say, “is anyone going to ignore that?” and not wait for an answer.

[@056weom]

I like how Ranboos just sitting there silently acting like he doesnt exist

[@crewmate..989]

Tommyinnit secret channel

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[@MicroDogland]

Because Ranboo would kill him with the roast

[@namehere3691]

Ash is also there

[@xxgacha_heatpolicexx978]

@@MicroDogland thats to true-

[@luxither7354]

Tommy's whole personality is essentially just the Sigma Male Grindset memes rolled into one person and made Twitter friendly.

[@Observer-f5k]

so a normal human being who don't label themselves?... like sigma alpha beta is litrally the male equivalent of female getting into astrology

[@desmondparkmande394]

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[@stargazer2407]

@@Observer-f5k XDDDDDD HOLY SHIT THIS COMMENT SECTION IS PRICELESS

[@caughtin4k301]

Tommyinnit secret channel

[@caughtin4k301]

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[@ninjadukey]

Took two people to restrain Jack, he's strong, society has wronged him long enough....

[@dream_fanz9780]

Tommyinnit secret channel

[@dream_fanz9780]

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[@sarcasm5499]

When i saw the end i thought he would became the new Joker

[@ugotmoggedlol]

Only 2???

[@unreal-the-ethan]

JokerManifold arc?

[@thekarlshow_tm]

One year has passed. We’re still making the wilbur jokes.

[@Yourfav_meg]

Why not

[@Editing_4LIFE]

Wilbur’s the kinda person to see a horrible joke a go “Is anyone gonna make that popular?” and not wait for an answer.

[@aliyahk2965]

It's now been almost two years and people are still making those jokes

[@spacebutterfly2873]

another year has passed, god how i wish they would stop

[@twistedlefty6402]

it's not even funny anymore

[@thatonebookworm7121]

Jack: ‘Being serious And Angry at getting roasted at the end’ Tommy when he stands:🧍‍♂️ *Tall*

[@donttakethisouttacontext5064]

Tommyinnit

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[@fourdaydownload6099]

tinntymmot

[@minecraft-hw7kh]

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[@Zinoba_]

I'm loving Wilbur's joke so much. Like he planned that bit to be funniest when edited in the final video. Although the notion of him saying all of them at once is kinda funny, when they are spread out in the video as a recurring bit they are SO MUCH FUNNIER. Gotta appreciate that sense of sacrificing a bit of the funny(TM) in front of his friends for the viewers.

[@Deadflower019]

When they were squished together in his 2021 recap, it made the final punchline of his past tense one hit much harder.

[@fathomski]

Tommy's the type of person to see jack manifold, and say "is anyone gonna roast that?" and not wait for an answer.

[@addinoir]

WHAT

[@belladabest8377]

That’s right :)

[@Beelikeyou]

You should have been Wilbur’s joke advisor for this

[@zgcada]

HAHA now that’s funny

[@leema4170]

Wait- that's actually good-👁️👄👁️👍

[@cupid.102]

Wilbur is the kinda guy to see sand and ask "is anyone gonna eat that?" and not wait for an answer.

[@alfahad76]

So true

[@myworstnightmare506]

It's been a year but here's another one of this joke with sand Ranboo is the kinda guy to see sand and ask "is anyone going to put it in their pocket" and not wait for an answer

[@cloodiorne983]

I just love how Freddie was like, “As much as I would like you to be gay”

[@yoshigamer507]

@#DharMannFam DharMannFam

[@G3nUWU]

@#DharMannFam DharMannFam

[@bearidotindisguise]

@#DharMannFam DharMannFam

[@r3nxv1b0-imback6]

i’m actually crying LMFAO my favorite part was, “Tommy, you once came to my house. And my neighbors complained.”

[@imagine5412]

Tommy's the kinda guy to look at the sky and ask: "Is anyone gonna eat that" and not wait for an answer

[@ahhh7255]

Tommyinnit secret

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[@maddief7035]

Tommy is the kind of person to see his own joke and say “is anyone going to laugh at that?” and not wait for an answer

[@Jazzo-hd2oy]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@DeneWinee]

callum saying “she lied” absolutely destroyed me

[@rem8363]

Tommyinnit secret channel

[@rem8363]

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[@Ceciel_]

I love the fact that 50% of the roasts were aimed to Jack

[@unknownasthey9860]

Tommyinnit secret channel

[@unknownasthey9860]

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[@Hubbles_.]

I'd say 70%

[@Starrzzxyz]

Poor jack 😂

[@jamestallman5269]

You mean scout from TF2

[@FrostyWhite]

Jack deserves a "Best Actor Of the Year" award, I'm not even joking, he can literally shoot another joker film right there

[@user-op6wi3pg6y]

…

[@iam2tired4this]

BAHAHAHAH

[@rowan8107]

This one got me 😭

[@sky_blue7760]

it’s the fact that i came back to this video just to look for “wilbur is the kinda guy who sees a woman and goes “anyone going to eat that?” and not wait for an answer” comments that truly make this video great (again)

[@easy9077]

Tommy is the kind of person to look at himself in the mirror and ask “is anybody going to eat that?” and not wait for an answer.

[@dream_fanz9780]

Tommyinnit secret channel

[@dream_fanz9780]

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[@rokuyasu9143]

Love how it was so silent

[@cometstarborn8751]

....noo....

[@sophiekelly385]

Tommy is the kind of person to see the queen-

[@Mio_Chxn]

Everyone else: "Actual joke" Wilbur: "Tommy's the kind of guy-"

[@chaerriemrremove6569]

"is anyone gonna eat that?" Fr.

[@caughtin4k301]

Tommyinnit secret channel

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[@imaveryverycrazylady]

i think it's a new part of the arg

[@kelpdock8913]

@@imaveryverycrazylady just. stop lmao

[@fateenxd]

I love wilbur how wilbur just stares awkwardly at everyone while making the worst roasts in history it is literally the best

[@caughtin4k301]

Tommyinnit secret channel

[@caughtin4k301]

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[@iamjayrts25]

Best* roasts. There, fixed it for ya

[@fateenxd]

@@iamjayrts25 Ah thank you good sir

[@iamjayrts25]

@@fateenxd ur welcome

[@omlettechefarmstrong1889]

jack's pure strength and unequaled power when angry disintegrated the camera quality at the end.

[@boothills_bullet]

Everyone: makes jokes about tommy Wilbur: just being himself

[@justiceapieceofgold8589]

Tommyinnit secret channel

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[@droozy7974]

timmy

[@bigbrotherike6617]

Wilber roasting Jack be like: *Tommy's the type of guy that looks at Jack's sub count, and ask:* *Anyone going to eat that?*

[@oliviapowell3279]

I bet he doesn’t wait for an answer

[@dreamsmpleaks]

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[@81624]

and your the type of guy who spells wilbur like wilber and doesn’t wait for an answer

[@aadhan24]

And doesn't wait for an answer

[@ironman-ol5iv]

Tommyinnit secret channel

[@wenomechainsamatumajarbisa1516]

Wilbur is the type of guy to see a camera and ask 'is anyone gonna eat that' and not wait for an answer

[@Didi-wo7vd]

James should honestly do stand up. Like everyone in this group is hilarious, but his delivery and incredibly quick wit just hits different and I love it.

[@rem8363]

Tommyinnit secret channel

[@rem8363]

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[@itsrollerbish]

Wow i saw this get edited in front of my eyes

[@aquasiox]

I KNOW DHSJD in all his videos HOW IS THIS MAN SO FUNNY

[@retiredboeing747]

and it shows really clearly in everything he makes. all his videos, every collab, the eboys stuff, etc. hes just so ridiculously and consistently funny, its amazing

[@jeffreylastname6863]

seapeekay: "i'm so inspired to be here with all these talented people, and jack manifold" technoblade: "SMP Earth is a live-streamed survival multiplayer server with all your favorite content creators, and tommyinnit." *coincidence? i think not.*

[@dream_fanz9780]

Tommyinnit

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[@tracyhelen6736]

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[@WhatIsMyLif3]

"and Jack manifold" has been a joke in mcyt for awhile...

[@shibaboii7435]

@@dream_fanz9780 why is this so fucking ironic lmao

[@shinobipanda7760]

“I gathered all of my funniest friends” Tommy’s other friends:

[@xxketxx5682]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iYu3YpSejc15p5I 😈

[@tone256]

this shouldve been said at the roast

[@dreamforlife8426]

Tommyinnit secret channel

[@dreamforlife8426]

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[@ghostingspencer]

He rly did George like that

[@s0phj4_]

wilbur is the kinda guy who sees a woman and goes “anyone going to abuse that?” and not wait for an answer

[@tiarehenry7507]

my favorite part was roasting jack "tommy would look at ____ and ask is anyone gonna eat that? and not wait for an answer" and the fact that ranboo didn't even go up to roast he jsut watched

[@rem8363]

Tommyinnit secret channel

[@rem8363]

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[@karinalinabina]

yea i was waiting for him the whole to come up but ig he chose not to lol

[@mayamapit2176]

They might’ve cut all of his jokes but that seems a bit much

[@navodaya1000]

Wilbur: “Tommy’s the kind of guy to see hair after a haircut and ask: is anyone going to eat that?” Also Wilbur: **eats sand**

[@amei_pa]

Very very true

[@reiindex823]

Sand is yummy

[@rustyison6764]

Sand eating boi

[@desmondparkmande394]

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[@siennariyoamantiad6907]

ahahahah

[@paultheraccoon4671]

wilbur is the type of person to see sand on the floor and ask phil, “is anyone gonna eat that?” and not wait for an answer

[@ahhh7255]

Tommyinnit

[@ahhh7255]

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[@loop7280]

Stolen comment?

[@junebrewer5482]

Tubbo really pulled put the “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” card

[@fatherplatypus2316]

"You can tell Tommy and Wilbur are brothers, because even their editors are hand me down" Elodie came up to roast, ended up burning the whole place down

[@uhh5894]

Tommyinnit secret channel

[@uhh5894]

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[@purpleberry2588]

@Company’s be like Bots be like

[@Ally-oj2cy]

Everyone: **telling somewhat good roasts** Wilbur: **has a template for each of his roasts**

[@ahhh7255]

Tommyinnit

[@ahhh7255]

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[@whoswallowing]

ok but admit the past tense one was funny 😭😭

[@ll.dokja51]

@@whoswallowing IKR

[@goldenarrow5224]

Fab is the type of person to hear Wilbur’s jokes and say “is anyone gonna eat that?” And not wait for an answer

[@Nobodyd-pu5eu]

The “Oh man” at the beginning is so energized! Also Tommy is the kind of guy to see glass and ask “is anyone going to eat that?”

[@CG5]

Ok but James REALLY brought the heat!

[@WeeWoo_2]

Indeed he did Mr. CG5.

[@tazylmao]

a

[@X-SPONGED]

Damn, the bots react fast on famous comments

[@renedct3567]

mmyes

[@coralcolby]

69th like 🗿

[@soph_ieca]

i dont care what anyone says, wilburs “past tense” joke was the funniest fucking thing ive heard all day

[@TheVerySleepyAuthor]

I'm pretty sure he just said all the other jokes to make that joke make sense

[@ironman-ol5iv]

Tommyinnit secret channel

[@ironman-ol5iv]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5q4nGCbl8aabLc .

[@payt2565]

same

[@reginabrown7602]

It was actual good witty comedy and I almost burst out laughing in the middle of a crowded train station

[@Pixelcraftian]

You should've just called this the Roast of Jack Manifold because people certainly seem to like him lol There was a LOT of stuff to take in here lmao, what a performance from everybody. Amazing video!!! :D

[@easy9077]

Hi

[@Pixelcraftian]

not even 30 seconds and they're here :(

[@easy9077]

@@Pixelcraftian yup

[@dream_fanz9780]

Tommyinnit secret channel

[@dream_fanz9780]

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[@ghostmis8365]

Wilbur’s the type of guy to ask “is anyone gonna repeat that” and not wait for an answer

[@Lutr.inae.]

*Tommys the kind of guy to find an empty Cadillac and ask, “Is anyone going to jump into that?” and not wait for an answer*

[@Perhaps_16]

I mean ... Lucky for us that's what he likes

[@Lutr.inae.]

@@Perhaps_16 *Eyyyyyyyy*

[@zinniazoe]

YES

[@lyndsey_6532]

Let’s start a jump in the Cadillac chain

[@lyndsey_6532]

Jump in the cadillac

[@Camis_Banish]

The google slides in the background that says “raost tom” just makes this iconic and way more funny!

[@uhh5894]

Tommyinnit

[@uhh5894]

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[@user-so3yw8tr1x]

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[@wackyanimations3326]

and in the rest of the video its just "rao saint tom"

[@basedchungus]

Thanks geoff

[@UrsulaIncorporated]

I was just watching the old mod videos (The YLYL one, actually) and Wilbur made a point of how the best way to get Tommy to laugh was to repeat the same joke over and over again and here, you can see Wilbur took full advantage of that.

[@caughtin4k301]

Tommyinnit

[@caughtin4k301]

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[@hasargel]

That's not an old video you are referring to, he made another one with the same consept

[@blah__]

definitely

[@Ra1nperson]

"Wilbur, if you weren't a little bit handsome, everyone would think you're a wrongun" that aged like milk

[@ajwayousaf1742]

Stoppp

[@galeon_3699]

@@ajwayousaf1742 ikr they keep doing this everywhere...I can't even watch a single video with wilbur in it without seeing these type of comments now.

[@Sarii-312]

now everyone does think he's a wrongun

[@Gmeare]

wine*

[@A-Random-Homosexual666]

@@galeon_3699All I what to do is look back to a time when techno was still alive, people didn’t shit on the DSMP, we had fun, there weren’t false allegations against a mcyt ever friday, people weren’t cyber bullying Dream, and liking Wilbur wasn’t taboo cause a ex spouted allegations with no evidence and everyone believed her. I don’t wanna feel fear whenever I look at the comment section. I just want to enjoy things without being reminded of the shit state of the internet, and the country, and the environment, and the world. I just want to remember when I was happy in peace…

[@confusion0082]

Phil's the kinda guy to see a baby zombie and ask "is anyone going to die to that" and not wait for an answer

[@unknownasthey9860]

Tommyinnit new channel

[@unknownasthey9860]

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[@theexiiedfeiiow4748]

*vietnam flashbacks*

[@tyesty6966]

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[@gachabloxgirl3958]

Oh god 🤣 Not his hardcore world

[@makomuru]

Tommy: **looks at Ranboo** is he asleep? Tubbo: Pretty sure he's dead...

[@Boxes_]

Time stamp?

[@brynwassing150]

When did this happen?

[@malukaluka]

Hehe marvel reference

[@makomuru]

@@malukaluka YESSS!!

[@makomuru]

for the record this is a reference, and it didn't actually happen... it would be funny if it did tho...

[@kingquack6617]

Why is no one talkin about how hilarious James was?? The man’s jokes are so funny and spot on like???

[@lMXVZl]

1K Likes But No Comment’s!?!? I Gotchu.

[@blorisy]

@@lMXVZlSecond

[@I.lovepinetrees1]

1.5k likes and 2 replies? I gotchu.

[@bartsimpsonn6027]

Wilbur soot is the kind of lerson to see a partners limbs and say "is anyone going to eat that" and not wait for an answer

[@eat_orphans1737]

"The roast of Tom Simons" more like "The roast of Jack Manifold"

[@eviejongo3372]

I kinda feel bad for Jack Manifold

[@Ametrine713]

@@eviejongo3372 same

[@llud4th]

the roast of the sussy

[@bigman69426]

@@eviejongo3372 same

[@thatchannel9511]

@@eviejongo3372 same

[@Juliethefurball]

I love how all of Wilbur’s lines end with: “”Is anyone gonna eat that” and not wait for an answer”

[@abrmanhalon5147]

Tommyinnit secret channel

[@abrmanhalon5147]

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[@macaronmoon]

Except the last one, but it made me laugh even harder because of it lmao

[@minecraft-hw7kh]

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[@kermit_4506]

"For Once"

[@ilikechez3488]

Wilbur's the type of person to look at his girlfriend's neck and ask "is anyone gonna eat that" and not wait for an answer

[@aiirexia]

HAHAHA

[@natasalata_b]

HAHAHAHA STOP

[@_gracieee]

Wilbur’s joke is literally repeating just with a different word and still made me laugh most lmao

[@atheghost5684]

Same

[@whoswallowing]

the past tense one was so good

[@desmondparkmande394]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/fKS6iYN5pLlomqs

[@uscn_]

Agreed :/

[@codieleigh9758]

Nah it’s annoying ngl

[@selin725]

is everyone really going to ignore wilbur's "tommy's the kinda guy to see the past tense and ask: 'has anyone *aten* that?' and then he didn't waited for an answer" fuckin' hilarious bro

[@starisalive]

Right as I saw your comment that part happened in the video

[@alyssagold9979]

Tru Also 69th like 😏

[@BadCandice]

the joke is confusing

[@AshyBlossom]

it wouldnt have worked as well without his previous jokes

[@directioner3183]

I was literally going to comment that but saw this 😀...it's funny but why tf did no one 'laughed'

[@benedwards1578]

i like how james marriot is the only one with solid jokes, while wilbur repeats his gold, jack manifold has a powerpoint, and tommy just denies all allegations

[@EJ386]

I thought both CPK and Niki got in a couple of nice hits

[@keeb8088]

Elodie was funny

[@raeiscoolertbh]

@@keeb8088 10 seconds ago

[@Yourmom-fl9mq]

Lol

[@benedwards1578]

@@keeb8088 actually yeah the hand me down joke had me chucklin

[@ahaha272]

Wilbur the type of guy to see women and ask if anyone’s gonna eat that and not wait for an answer.

[@blue73510]

WOOWWWW

[@sosofifia4545]

I LAUGHED SO HARD NOW LMFAO

[@yellowjumperboy]

Fr

[@lilyjohnston4031]

this is like auditions for Tom's best man at his future wedding.

[@desmondparkmande394]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/fKS6iYN5pLlomqs

[@caughtin4k301]

Tommyinnit secret channel

[@caughtin4k301]

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[@Expertato555]

Jack: **insults tommy** Tommy: **pulls out his secret weapon** Jack: **Doom Eternal music intensifies**

[@pinke9033]

Tommyinnit

[@pinke9033]

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[@tracyhelen6736]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/fKS6iYN5pLlomqs

[@W4Ffl3d]

So many spams in here

[@Expertato555]

HOLY MOLY THIS WENT UP FAST.

[@themaninyourcomputer]

My favorite part was when James made fun of Wilbur's hairline and you could here Wilbur laughing harder than everyone

[@uhh5894]

Tommyinnit secret channel

[@uhh5894]

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[@zelcat5794]

@@uhh5894 *hear

[@Kobo__]

Wilbur's the type of person to see a woman a ask "is anyone gonna eat that?" And not wait for an answer

[@Lotus_Dragons648]

STOP WHY IS THIS FUNNY

[@marialowe9251]

LMAO

[@x___d7339]

LMAO DUDE WHAT

[@choerryerim]

BROOOOOOOO 😭

[@s0phj4_]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

[@glato978]

Tommy's the kind of guy to see a new Wilbur arg and ask "Is anyone gonna eat that" and not wait for an answer. Edit: well this is easily the most likes I've ever gotten on a comment. So yeah, thanks lol

[@dream_fanz9780]

Tommyinnit secret channel

[@dream_fanz9780]

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[@tracyhelen6736]

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[@edaylnclawthorne1651]

BAHAHAAHHAHDVGVUYSYUUSY THIS IS CMEDY AT ITS FINEST

[@red4679]

YAAAASS I WAITED FOR ONE LIKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

[@haize_z2729]

Wilbur's so environmentally friendly, he even recycles his jokes 😊

[@vijaymalapatil8867]

Lol

[@jj_thegachatuber6165]

ATOP

[@lilyanimates3798]

HELPPP-

[@hagénzül]

Fr it's boring but your comment isn't lol

[@jakediminico332]

It was so funny too 🤣😂

[@Luked4105]

Wilbur Soot is the kind of guy that would tell the same joke over and over, then ask "has this formula gotten old yet?" And not wait for an answer before telling it again.

[@ironman-ol5iv]

Tommyinnit secret channel

[@ironman-ol5iv]

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[@josh-zb9dr]

Apply ice to burned area

[@gackthezyborg]

Wait...

[@kookie4771]

LMAO why is that true though? i love it

[@gothillica5873]

I actually feel so bad for Jack, yet I guess it is hilarious to see his suffering

[@shadespherestudios9490]

I loved the “Tommy’s the kind of guy,” buildups SO MUCH.

[@nekojiissearching6938]

Same xD

[@maevemilless4561]

Idk why but when wil mentioned the country fo eswatini, that just got me

[@glooberofficial]

@Тоmmуlnnit 🅥 wow look its the real not fake real not fake tommyinnit wow real not fake

[@Alex-mt6up]

@Тоmmуlnnit 🅥 Tommy’s the kind of guy who sees a bot comment and asks: “is anybody gonna eat that?” And then not wait for an answer

[@Lordgrayson]

@Тоmmуlnnit 🅥 's the kind of guy to see popcorn on the floor of a theatre and ask: "is anyone gonna eat that" and then not wait for an answer

[@axelotlee_]

Tommy is the kind of person to point at Jack Manifold, ask "is anyone gonna eat that?" and then not wait for an answer

[@aqua2poweros699]

underrated!!!!!

[@abrmanhalon5147]

Tommyinnit

[@abrmanhalon5147]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5q4nGCbl8aabLc

[@oliverwills3556]

The fact Ranboo didn’t roast Tommy was probably the smartest thing Tommy can do, he was like “I may have let them all roast me but I draw the line a Ranboo roasting me”

[@rem8363]

Tommyinnit

[@rem8363]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5q4nGCbl8aabLc

[@moondemonwolfix8633]

I think if he would have let Ranboo on the stage, he'd be dead.

[@onidii]

He also didn't have Ash roast him, I think he would've been the best if he did

[@caolanleonard8919]

Wilburs the type of guy to see Shelby and ask "Is anyone gonna eat that?" And not wait for an answer

[@tabby_frogg7447]

Your so wrong for that 😭😭😭

[@Sp00kyb0y_]

JAIL-

[@justflavio3260]

Shelby? Any beautiful girl streamer located in UK

[@abyss7093]

I’m the type of guy to see a Shubble supporter who comes into the comments after watching the entirety of a video with Wilbur in it only to then bring up this stupid fucking drama and ask: “Is anyone gonna eat that?” And not wait for an answer.

[@littleredruri]

​@@abyss7093 ...at least you tried 😭

[@R2debo_]

“There is nothing wrong with me” yes king. know your self worth.

[@ShortHax]

You’re the type of guy who seems like the one no one ever wanted to pick for dodgeball I’m not a bastion of originality either, but just stop

[@isobelrccet]

You copied someones comment

[@toffispam]

😐😐😐😐😐

[@drunkalcoholicchefmakingfo2191]

*I like turtles:D* *kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2q1lWhjja6nldU*

[@amirror7132]

stolen, literally word for word lmao

[@pennywiseknowsyouaregae480]

Tommy is the kinda guy to see patience and ask: “is anyone gonna eat that?” Then wait for an answer.

[@easy9077]

Yea

[@akonpopping3534]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iYu3YpSejc15p5I 👿

[@nierriver]

This is the most underrated joke ever.

[@moralbackboneofachocolatee143]

you get a like because that was a genuine good joke congrats you made me laugh

[@dreamforlife8426]

Tommyinnit secret channel

[@greenboy466]

Tommy is the the type of guy to see Wilbur making a new ARG and say “can I be in that”, and not wait for an answer lol

[@confusedforg8913]

YES

[@dream_fanz9780]

Tommyinnit secret channel

[@dream_fanz9780]

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[@PLEASEHOLD2]

Wilbur’s the kind of guy to look at a woman and say “is anyone gonna hurt her?” And then not wait for an answer

[@raid8584]

No no it’s “is anyone gonna munch on her”

[@cluel3ssh4ck3r5]

Its funny cuz in this video Tommyinnit says "Wilbur if you weren't the slightest bit handsome everyone would think you were a wrongun."

[@puglife658]

Wilbur’s the kind of guy to see anteaters, ask “is anyone gonna hate that?” And then not wait for an answer.

[@ahhh7255]

Tommyinnit secret channel

[@ahhh7255]

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[@blrutr-x2m]

@@ahhh7255 guess what, we don't give a fuck

[@rayoncracc1682]

Lmfao

[@WinterRhu]

Wilbur on literally every stand: "Tommy is a kinda guy..."

[@maxi-edits9038]

to ask if something will be eaten...

[@whydowehavehandlesnow]

Everyone every time: so true king

[@xyl_zzd3385]

IKR

[@animemademebi7385]

@@maxi-edits9038 ...and not wait for an answer

[@gup447]

@Тоmmуlnnit 🅥 hi

[@justadumb8864]

Ranboo's the type of guy to see anyone's gender and ask "Is anyone gonna take that?" and then not wait for an answer

[@dream_fanz9780]

Tommyinnit new channel

[@dream_fanz9780]

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[@isiajahhhahahababblvjylvjy1034]

Well here is the answer, *yes*

[@isiajahhhahahababblvjylvjy1034]

@@dream_fanz9780 how the frick are you everywhere?

[@unity4328]

@@isiajahhhahahababblvjylvjy1034 bot

[@bartsimpsonn6027]

Wilbur soot is the kind of person to see consent and ask "is anyone going to need that?" And not wait for an answer.

[@Sp00kyb0y_]

STOP NO NSNDJ

[@tegs0607xx]

@@Sp00kyb0y_IM SCREAMING

[@natasalata_b]

STOP BAHAHFHAATYGFFGGHH

[@Skyra_Lily26]

DUUUUDE SHOTS FIRED

[@ShortHax]

Some of these roasts are gonna be perfect against the shampoo bottles in my shower

[@uraveragehypochondriac64]

bruh ikr

[@Aurora_Animates]

Yess

[@playbottomoryes6411]

Tommyinnit secret channel

[@playbottomoryes6411]

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[@milktea6676]

Guess de nile is not only in Egypt

[@ToxicXNature]

Okay, Ellodie's roast of "even his editors are hand-me-downs" is my favorite XD

[@skoplo5228]

Tommyinnit

[@skoplo5228]

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[@rababbalhass4936]

Sameeeee!!! She blew my mind cus I never thought about that. So I died laughing with a blown mind in the middle of my online class

[@partiallypro7340]

I love that Ranboo looks like he’s an assassin with his hood up glasses mask and not laughing

[@pogchamp8904]

Tommyinnit

[@angrymommm7152]

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[@Хочетьсяплакать]

Wow *kzbin.info/www/bejne/eGnNdqqCia6iaKc* *kzbin.info/www/bejne/eGnNdqqCia6iaKc*