The RoastMasters 3.6.18: Chloe McGovern vs. James Pontillo

Comedians Chloe McGovern and James Pontillo battle it out at The RoastMasters hosted by Luis J. Gomez!
With judges:
Rich Vos
Big Jay Oakerson
Lisa Ann
Eli Sairs
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[@sethc2241]

"youre just mad because I look the step dad that doesnt touch you anymore" dear god next level savagery

[@jamespontillo7243]

Seth C thanks!

[@JustinBodner]

11:35 best

[@thenewlc]

round 3 was so great that it seemed like they co-wrote it. the back and forth was perfection.

[@jamespontillo7243]

AJC1983 it was awesome ! we did not co write any of the jokes tho

[@spensert4933]

I can't believe I have watched all of these but it is worth it, I think.

[@2chubby4u]

Ive watched almost all of them and i can't believe they dont have more views...? This is one of the best youtube channels i have cum across

[@CroElectroStile]

i wont watch everyone for sure, can you point out some good ones, if you want lol

[@rooroorahrah]

Value is subjective. Worst case scenario we can always count on Voss' fun confused uncle energy. Throw in Eli calling deformed people retarded, the occasional too honest judge and the potential to witness a rare great battle and it isn't as depressing as it feels.

[@2chubby4u]

CroElectroStile Last week they had Chris Crespo on twice and he was hilarious

[@LavishPatchKid]

That vaccination joke was gold.

[@brandonbombay6338]

Don't know what was a better upgrade: adding the second box on the screen for the judges comments, or swapping out Yamaneika for Lisa Anne

[@davidb2221]

That double box is a great addition and not judging on just the "one more joke" is also great. Thanks Luis.

[@RequiemofaMadman]

Love the two windows for judge commentary

[@laporte1625]

These were hilarious! One of the greatest battles! Great job to both. Can't pick a winner personnally!

[@ameroamigo1]

Amazing battle all three rounds

[@joetrolo7076]

That was one of my favorites!!

[@ChaosTheory9]

Whose the Madam Tussaud’s statue next to Big Jay?

[@FAKhan11]

Damn. James saving those fatalities for the third round.

[@jamespontillo251]

Fahad Khan hell yeah!

[@jankinflames]

aawww shit James was lethal in round 3... gr8 job man!

[@jamespontillo7243]

jankinflames thanks!

[@ansmfella]

I got a contact high across time and the internet from whatever everyone was on that night. Great battle also btw

[@dusfug]

I hate how bad a dude has to destroy a female in these to win, Vos is generally a shameless scoundrel when it comes to this, but he was the only one who called it right here, there was a clear winner and It wasn’t close, rounds 2, 3, and the one more joke were absolutely dominanted by lurch.

[@ardaorhan]

Bruh, why is Lisa Ann judging roast comedy? Only roasts she's familiar with are spit-roasts.

[@SniffyPoo]

that third round was fire

[@sanjuansteve]

I love the vaccination joke! lol

[@shauncarter9631]

these 2 were funny as, shame about the energy in the room

[@theoma4576]

This is great. I wish i knew about this channel earlier 😢

[@zenegg99]

Whats the outro song? "Perfect"

[@BrendanWhelan]

can Rich Voss ever say a sentence without saying "fucking"

[@rooroorahrah]

I thought each had one or two good jokes and a bunch of generic roast material. I'm assuming the judges are overreacting in part due to seeing much worse battles prior to this. Jay claiming that either could be challengers for Eli was silly... Also, muppet Gabby > Lisa.

[@johndennison6691]

enjoying the videos but not giving a shit what the panel has to say

[@wolfgangcho9236]

really funny

[@jordantyers119]

Fuckin brutal!!!

[@remimarkable4834]

Thee Lisa Ann? Why am I not there drooling?

[@guckingfuy1]

shoot me now I'm in canada

[@remimarkable4834]

I dream of nailin Palin because of her. (and banging my friend's girlfriend in the bowling lane bar, while he bangs mine on the lane... somehow)

[@wasnt_it]

shes a thousand year old bag of saline.

[@remimarkable4834]

Al Raw I don't need dirty talk, I'm already turned on

[@courtneys8517]

Haha at the end she’s so mad

[@bobburns1391]

Courtney S why would that be funny... and she got more compliments from the judges than you have in your entire life. Doubt she's mad

[@invectiva]

Eli's mathlete joke was fucking gold, so many people look stupid and smart like him.

[@modjuarez7690]

Monotone Comedy at its best

[@user-rm5gi5rh8r]

fucking eli, i lol'd

[@franciscod5987]

Great battle! Finally, a nice female addition to the judges panel too!

[@invectiva]

Yeah if she didn't have access to a mic.

[@Mathewdavid4]

Hahaha pretend she got punched at black panther hahahaha hahaha dish out sick burns

[@musadigobo4706]

😂😂😂😂

[@bobbymarm9978]

Is that sexy Gabby laughing ?

[@stinkskc]

Bobby Marm its gotta be her

[@rooroorahrah]

It's sad that I instantly recognized her laugh too.

[@shermanali2632]

Eli! When you hit the big time,better come back...you’re funny 😆 funny!💥☄️✌️

[@privysorrow5120]

Lewis needs to learn who the fuck Slayer is.

[@salexmatei]

good god what a battle. and eli with his mathletes in the special olympics. Eli you're the king

[@mikeb6572]

James. Your shit was funny. Now work on that swaying.

[@jamespontillo251]

I’ll try

[@rachelw821]

I liked the whale/heart attack joke it actually made me lol

[@jakelm4256]

It was just a yo mama joke in disguise, and yo mama jokes are a usually a big no no.

[@reggiee8590]

I did too. I think it went over everyone's head

[@OneManParade]

Beoooch! You're not hot enough to be mean.

[@rachelw821]

What the hell is courtney cox doing with the judges? She needs to lay off the face lifts

[@eldcote]

I can hear Gabby!

[@shermanali2632]

Holy Shit! Funny both of them,that was a draw!....Until the last joke!💥👏✌️

[@rustknuckleirongut8107]

Big Jay needs to grow a spine and start voting proper. The whole forcing a third round all the time by either letting everyone else vote first and then voting for whomever he needs to get a third round or just calling for a third round when there is a clear winner needs to stop. He is making it pointless to have other judges as its always going to be what ever Jay wants. He basically tries to gerrymander every fucking vote to his choice.

[@bobburns1391]

Rustknuckle Irongut it's just for fun dude chill the fuck out XD

[@2chubby4u]

He saw that they both had good jokes and they went to round 3 to make us happy and it was worth it

[@BlackThailand]

lol wow gerrymander. i forgot ALL about that word! aint heard that shit for almost 3 decades!! thank u!! lmao

[@fromhereon]

James won round 2 before Jay voted.

[@moonshinethics]

@@fromhereon agree

[@jonjohnson1978.]

Reading the first joke is pathetic

[@field369]

Eli "You Did Great" Sairs...if you watch a couple of these, he responds the exact same way. 1 trink pony, with ZERO depth to his "jokes"

[@AMoati]

why do you put depressing music at the end of your videos?

[@invectiva]

I think it might be from Jackass. The guy that films is associated with Kill Tony and maybe this too, I'm not sure though.

[@onpsxmember]

That has been the outro for years. It just blends in early. It's a nice beat. I guess it amplifies how you feel right now.

[@QuantumRizzX]

Perfect!!!

[@FungusMossGnosis]

Because life is hard and depressing. kzbin.info/www/bejne/mpuzXqZ7gdR8mas

[@AMoati]

nothing amplifies depression more than reading comments of people who think they are smart.

[@bucketsAMF]

I can't believe you charge people for this video quality on gaslight Edit: C'mon now. That picture in picture shit ain't saving you. Get some better cameras, or turn on some damn lights. Whatever you're using clearly doesn't do well in low light.

[@twiztidsidfreak13]

What a woman claims to be "raped" and has to bring it up, noooooooo they would never!

[@kirbyd]

a comedian?

[@Al3xCarbajal]

"Friend-zoned by Alexa." Eli Sairs is so good. The fact that they gave the first round to Chloe McGovern was ridiculous. In that round, she made a vaccinations/autism joke even though the "vaccines cause autism" myth has been famously debunked.

[@AtheistDD]

that´s the joke.

[@FungusMossGnosis]

"X made a joke about racism even though racism has been debunked."

[@bobburns1391]

Alley you're an idiot

[@Al3xCarbajal]

No, Mathias, that's not "the joke." The joke/insult was "this guy is an autistic mess," but she used the vaccine thing to get there. And, the vaccine/autism thing is not real. So... not well constructed.

[@Al3xCarbajal]

Sorry, "FungusMossGnosis." Your "clever" response doesn't quite work. She made a joke about autism and I was arguing that it was a poorly constructed because SHE GOT THERE by using a hypothesis (vaccines cause autism) that has been debunked.

[@DerkleTime]

Both of them are boring.. just sitting there looking at their phones. Didn't laugh once.

[@moonshinethics]

You seem like such an anomaly, Smart enough to write a comment but too stupid to understand some damn fine jokes. If I cared enough I would take the time to explain them too you, but you'd still probably not laugh. Also you're dumb.

[@Octavian2]

Big jay is criminally not funny.

[@division12admin9]

Please get a new host....

[@johnedwardkerr7814]

If you remember Lisa Treyger, you're still kinda happy Louis is doing it...

[@johnbriddick797]

You must be new

[@shermanali2632]

They tried that,didn’t work out....Luis j. is funny as Fuck,he leaves I’m out....These two were hilarious!💥☄️✌️

[@onpsxmember]

He rather has his moments while sucking for the most part. Louis was right on point during the recent tournament.