"In simple terms for you to understand. I am a man from the stars; born from a nomadic people exiled from our world long ago, traveling the endless void. As to why I am here, It is because of war; In exchange for prosperity, my people indenture themselves to military service. And so here I am, marooned on this purgatory of a planet that defies logic for 'existing' in the first place."
@GrandmasAshes453 ай бұрын
I’m Batman
@davidshepper51083 ай бұрын
I’m a Demigod my father is the king of the seas
@Embersofthedark3 ай бұрын
Sorry ma'am, can't spill no tea, bro code and all. "No bro betreays the code without punishment afterwards" -The art of the Bro code by Bros of the Internet (Not an actual person...I think, idk)
@YaBoiMichaelDaCrusader692 ай бұрын
I'm a black dude with a Tazer
@HydrationStationH20 Жыл бұрын
When you're recovering from a particularly one-sided gladitorial match, you've got to remember to Stay Hydrated!
@ForenzaAudio Жыл бұрын
Forenza approves of this message and all future hydration check messages
@MortSalazar7 ай бұрын
I guess I will go fight a hydra then
@IamHattman3 ай бұрын
@MortSalazar I believe that was Hydrated. Hydra-ated... Hydra dated. You have to go seduce a Hydra. Good luck!
@Embersofthedark3 ай бұрын
You just reminded me to drink after....4 hours, welp time to find the canteen
@carebloodlaevathein67322 ай бұрын
@@EmbersofthedarkIs it your trusty Vault 13 canteen, tho? XD
@lonelyteapot858 Жыл бұрын
Plot twist: he really was just dumber than a rock and the lightning was zeus losing the bet he had with dionysius.
@yeetus55724 ай бұрын
Thank would be incredible
@hereticjoe43663 ай бұрын
Funnily enough I met my 3rd ex girlfriend while doing full contact larp gladiator pit. It was fun I got physically lifted by a guy half my size and thrown into fence and only (thankfully) only sprained my knee. She helped the paramedics carry me (I’m a big lad) I asked for her number. She asked why? I told her “Any woman who can carry 340lbs of gambison, meat and metal is a lady I’d like to know!” We dated for half a year before we split. We just weren’t feeling it anymore though she still stops by for my cooking now and then.
@Embersofthedark3 ай бұрын
Great to see two people not sour a relationship after a breakup
@VanirKier-gm5gv9 ай бұрын
The way i imagine myself as Muriel from The Arcana I have an emotional connection to all of their characters 😭🤍
@ForenzaAudio9 ай бұрын
THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT READING THIS!
@VanirKier-gm5gv9 ай бұрын
@@ForenzaAudio YOU GIVE ME NADIA VIBES 💜💜💜 Queen 👑
@Crazy_Red10146 ай бұрын
WE BECAME THOR LETS GO
@nookzerdaoudidi58696 ай бұрын
100% needs a part 2
@DM_Bellamy Жыл бұрын
Very enjoyable. Really relaxed me before bed. I hope there will be a part 2
@ForenzaAudio Жыл бұрын
Hey! So good seeing you!!! Glad you enjoy ^^
@greenonedragon7356 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for your amazing voice acting! Thank you SplashiestPig for the fantastic story
@DoughBoi-cs4qt4 ай бұрын
Fun fact: Roman women would buy gladiator sweat
@Zeke07073 ай бұрын
@@thegreatgoldfilms6311idk why this made me laugh so hadd
@tortillaboi6303Ай бұрын
@@thegreatgoldfilms6311 that seems hetero more than anything but aight
@glowingmonster3 ай бұрын
I've handed out under 3 thousand likes in my 10 years on KZbin. I certainly liked this.
@ForenzaAudio3 ай бұрын
@@glowingmonster thank you so much n.n
@OhitsONnow3 ай бұрын
Oh this has been a fun audio, i dont regret tagging this one at all. Its veen fun, I look forward to part 2
@ForenzaAudio3 ай бұрын
THanks so much for listening!! I truly enjoyed the writers words on it and knew I would enjoy it. As for part two, we'll just have to see o^o ♥
@TheMarionetteFNAF4 ай бұрын
God how I love this I hope this becomes a series
@David_Johnson Жыл бұрын
It's been a while to hear these stories.
@ForenzaAudio Жыл бұрын
I'm glad to have you. I hope you enjoy the stories to come!
@umberon12 Жыл бұрын
Incredible and amazing video Forenza!! You really have an amazing talent!
@ForenzaAudio Жыл бұрын
Thank you for listening! Hope to help you relax on the next one just the same! :)
@neofulcrum50133 ай бұрын
These stories of queen, princess and highborn wishing to be with the peasant, lowborn, gladiator is quite nice
@ForenzaAudioАй бұрын
I was so happy to find the writer with this! I hope you enjoy more in the future!
@SuperSaiyan2Shallot2 ай бұрын
yeowch 3:37 destroyed my ears Aside from that, wonderful vid
@ForenzaAudio2 ай бұрын
THak you! Your comment personally helped this video be improved. Not sure how youtube screwed with the audio there, but it's been addressed and edit has been made to have it removed (youtube says it may take a few hours) Thank you. My destroyed ears come back for Supersaiyan over 9000 Thank you Sweetie!
@bio-phobia38954 ай бұрын
I became Sauske during that match, I pulled out Karin ⚡
@StellarMantle3 ай бұрын
Emperor loves us all. Except her sons. Except Valdor, he's good.
@katzolotl42626 ай бұрын
The premise reminds me of thor ragnarock
@ProblematicHuman6 ай бұрын
Great audio
@SheddedSnake9993 ай бұрын
"Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained?!"
@ForenzaAudioАй бұрын
Yeee uvu Thank you so much for listening!
@SheddedSnake999Ай бұрын
@@ForenzaAudio You're welcome.
@LegioXXl10 ай бұрын
We must check if this is alright with Tribune Aquila
@TheBroGamer140822 ай бұрын
was there a sequel planned for this?
@wolfknight62632 ай бұрын
I hope there’s a second video of this
@ForenzaAudioАй бұрын
Tentative hopes for the future!! owo I had so much fun with this!
@sulloadevabri6185 Жыл бұрын
-Pogging-
@heltonsmith62513 ай бұрын
Part 2!!!!!
@masteroftheassassinsАй бұрын
PLEASE TELL ME THERE’S MORE TO THIS STORY!!!
@ForenzaAudioАй бұрын
Thank you so much for listening!!! As of now there's a tenativeness to this but fingers crossed for the future! :)
@Patroclus.loves.Achilles3 ай бұрын
Making a book now 😀
@ForenzaAudioАй бұрын
What book? :3
@branwe5557 Жыл бұрын
❤❤
@boo0p7076 ай бұрын
Part 2?
@Showastatism4life3 ай бұрын
GENGHIS KHAN THROAT SINGS YOU TO SLEEP AS BAGHDAD BURNS BEHIND YOU 🗣️🗣️🗣️
@danielfenton804 Жыл бұрын
(눈‸■) *grown woman leaps out onto arena field, while creating holes large enough for now life fearing gladiators to escape* 😼 There you are Teecks, I'll take three o'clock and you take nine, that should give you a nice enough warm-up excersise, now let's go to work, and show those airheaded Royals the full extent of such an error as putting in the same collasium storage areas! 🤖😤 *individuals start fighting but eventually begin losing interest, and even yawn every so often, while stopping, blocking, and occasionally one slap slapping attackers off to arena edges, already unconscious* 😫🐆Hey, Teecks do you think they're being serious, or just being half-hearted about this, because obviously neither of us have broken so much as a sweat, we should probably go get some Zs.😴🐆💤