@@tyrano.30your attic is hard to live in bro like why is there so much stuff I can’t live here anymore
@lord.perceval162 ай бұрын
roleplay so good it got me annoyed instead of sleepy
@DavidAlonzo-j2b2 ай бұрын
Same
@tiachanteАй бұрын
NO because I literally saved this to watch later instead of my ASMR playlist because I KNEW I wouldn't be sleeping to this lmaaoo
@XxJayDogxX793318 күн бұрын
Damn lol
@ripxdoc2 ай бұрын
"no they're ugly" 😭😂😂 cracked me up
@BearMktMike2 ай бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@DogdaysOfficialChannel2 ай бұрын
lol
@suvarn600Ай бұрын
Where???
@girled69Ай бұрын
@@suvarn6000:36
@girled69Ай бұрын
@@suvarn6000:36
@RoxanneRuess2 ай бұрын
"no they're ugly" hit on a personal base💀
@Tecknolight123Ай бұрын
Yeah same
@Meonge60892 ай бұрын
Challenge: wear green clothes use green triggers but with a green screen and let us sit back confused not knowing whats going on ^^
@Captainrex53212 ай бұрын
This ☝️
@9pandaGD2 ай бұрын
This needs to be done. NOW
@ears12 ай бұрын
Timestamps: 1:48 Putting the towel on your shirt 2:23 Starts Spraying your hair with water 3:42 Damps Your hair 4:01 Ready to cut your hair 5:00 Cuts your hair. 5:35 Brings the Massage Curler 5:49 Uses Massage Curler on you 6:20 Takes a tiny bag out 6:41 takes out massage instrument 6:52 Talks about the history of the massage instrument 6:59 asks you to stay still so he can use the massage instrument 7:02 using the massage instrument on you 7:29 uses the use the massage instrument 7:32 you decline (I think) 7:43 uses the massage instrument on your cheeks 8:18 more cutting 9:42 even more cutting 10:52 takes out the spray bottle out 10:55 starts spraying your hair with water 11:12 starts cutting your hair with a comb 12:13 takes out shaving cream 12:29 Uses spray on your face 13:15 shaving cream squirts into a bowl 14:41 puts it on your face Im tired so I’ll continue this later!
@luigipat_supa232 ай бұрын
Its time to finish it off 15:15 razor blade 15:41 taking off the cream 16:42 looking up and shaveing around the neck i guess idk? 17:03 takeing of axis with spray 17:13 talking about like face treatment preparation 18:05 demo roller thing 18:41 demo rolling the u g l y face 19:10 spray bottle again 19:29 turmeric face mask 20:27 dip and slip on face with turmeric face mask cream 21:38 forgets your existence for 45 mins over a stupid phone call 22:10 tapping on S O L I D ass dried face mask 22:31 spray to break the solid mask 23:13 info on the tumeric face mask: avoid leaveing on for more then 15 mins 23:27 face of oh crap 23:55 gel for hair 24:12 putting on head 24:30 spray stuff for head 24:44 wooden brush 24:56 Brushing the UGLINESS off 25:19 done 26:26 get out of my barbershop 26:41 have a bad day Your welcome, and don't forget to smile! :D i finished the timestamps probably because the person forgot to finish it so I finished it for yall!
@DevinFox-we9iyАй бұрын
Thaks
@YTM3chanical28 күн бұрын
"there's a starrrrrmannnnnn waiting in the skyyy"
@luigipat_supa2315 күн бұрын
@@YTM3chanical Wydm?
@luigipat_supa2315 күн бұрын
@@DevinFox-we9iy im not tryna be like those nerds who correct constanly but just for next time it's "Thanks!" Alright? And if there's any problems with that reply to me back
@craze2272 ай бұрын
as the son of a barber, I can confirm that we do indeed act that this when we're forced to work sundays
@PangasiusParoon2 ай бұрын
Really? Wow I hope you’re not fired
@You-il5rdАй бұрын
@@PangasiusParoonPretty sure they were joking
@craze227Ай бұрын
@@You-il5rd joking about the acting but I am indeed the son of an ex barber... Thanks COVID 😞
@RealYoDavey-c3 күн бұрын
@@craze227 .... sorry....
@georgestamps31432 ай бұрын
Its crazy to think ive been watching ryan since he made his dvd collection video 3 years ago he is the goat of asmr (yes i watched all 2 hours of that video)
@AliyahPlaysGames12 ай бұрын
"What- N- No, these cheeks... The Hell is wrong with you?" LOLL.
@hepha.estuss2 ай бұрын
He looked so offended
@PeachyPie44Ай бұрын
I was trying to find a comment like this!! 😂
@meepmeep1192 ай бұрын
The "I don't know what I'm doing wrong, I'm treating everyone nice" at the end got me lol
@Potato_the_therdАй бұрын
That side eye was personal 😭😭😭4:30
@FrogLips001Ай бұрын
Damn straight it was
@chaoticlunar46072 ай бұрын
15 seconds in and I'm already laughing 😭❤ ur the king of rude asmr fr.
@FatherCerberusBS2 ай бұрын
Wow, an upload within 4 days?!? Unexpected but appreciated 😁
@anir20452 ай бұрын
I’m about to go to sleep and Ryan just posted a new video, the best feeling! My favorite channel ever🫶🏻
@MustafaDEYup2 ай бұрын
The addittion of extra sound effects really improves the viewing experience. Well done!
@Catermelon_playz2 ай бұрын
"No, they're ugly," made me crack up
@Tristan666322 ай бұрын
Copied
@Haytam4502 ай бұрын
There are 2 comments with the same subject already, can't you be just a little bit more original?
@Azaria802 ай бұрын
@@Haytam450Same replies like everyone can’t U be a little original ?
@Haytam4502 ай бұрын
@@Azaria80 It's not the same reply, whatchu on?
@headofathousandsheepswoolАй бұрын
@@Haytam450 can more than one person not have the same thought? as a creator i would love to get the same comment more than once, that's how i know a joke really landed with many people
@Deakin_Playz2 ай бұрын
I was just watching Your Old Videos when this Notification Poped Up Saying You Uploaded. How Convenient!
@A_stuntsАй бұрын
Bro the picture of the hair cut we wanted him to do 😂😂
@ItsUnwritten2 ай бұрын
LOL you had me dying at the photos on the phone
@TheAtomicASMR2 ай бұрын
the "they are disgusting" sent me 😂
@x_09502 ай бұрын
4:31 that look lmaoo 😂😂
@lucieruss50972 ай бұрын
Just found your channel to day and I can already tell I am so happy to be here. Your facial expressions are the best. 😂
@dawn4282 ай бұрын
Its 1.23am here in the UK. Just arrived home slightly worse for wear.....saw this video & within a split second belly laughing 😂
@MoneASMRWhispers2 ай бұрын
One of the best ASMR haircut video I ever watch, thank you ❤
@MaxwellTheTrainFan2 ай бұрын
It’s not my fault you were born that way … I began to cry of laughter 😂😂😂
@KennedyPointer2 ай бұрын
Favorite asmr creator
@Pocolosarmy2 ай бұрын
Today is my Birthday 🎉🎉
@MrA1Gamer_Official2 ай бұрын
Its mine too 😁. I hope you have a blessed day today, have fun bro, life is shorter than you think. ❤
@Ben_Read20092 ай бұрын
Happy birthday to you both
@ArneDethier-jj7zl2 ай бұрын
Mine to Happy BIRTHDAY to all of us 🎉🎉🎉
@xavylv2 ай бұрын
happy birthday 🎉🎉
@ezekielappiahene32982 ай бұрын
🎉🎉🎉happy birthday
@elimacmill52262 ай бұрын
Hey Ryan Love your videos bro! Congrats on your new house too!
@Jacobzzzz_Real2 ай бұрын
Another one of these is just what i needed 🙏
@smallenginekid62522 ай бұрын
The day I see Ryan in a movie I will be set for a lifetime!
@TakhatAbdullah-hw2ep2 ай бұрын
Finally another rude barber video I love these videos keep them coming ❤ Ryan
@ASMRAltAccount2 ай бұрын
Fredsvoice would be proud fr
@alisonsoifer41912 ай бұрын
I love your roleplays Ryan
@5.56TOKYOOАй бұрын
Ngl you did your thing I love this video 😮💨
@LiAuditor2 ай бұрын
NEW VIDEO LES GO!!!
@SohamMutneja2 ай бұрын
Bro struggles to make a rude asmr video because he is very kind ( this is a compliment)
@raviles192 ай бұрын
Haven’t seen it yet, but Ryan uploaded!. It’s a good day lol.
@kashoovaАй бұрын
Bro wasnt even rude he was js brutally Honest😭😭😭
@Digitallogic2597Ай бұрын
You’re kinda right he was just kind of brutally honest 😢
@ASMRTobi2 ай бұрын
This shirt looks nice on you !
@amampathak2 ай бұрын
Damn, I LOVE how Rude this is!! awesome job mate
@FelineAmigoagua2 ай бұрын
You should do some Lofi haircut role plays 😊
@Happyman26432 ай бұрын
This was one big diss… I love it 👾
@ericquinones70432 ай бұрын
"Money trees is the perfect place for shade, and that's just how I feel..."
@BaconBoyPlayz23 күн бұрын
Whenever this guy insults me, example: He says i’m ugly. I just pull out the uno reverse and put my screen in front of a mirror😂💀
@SleepyMurdaАй бұрын
Standing on business fr🗿
@Yobosmoky2 ай бұрын
Bro a menace still love watching ur videos
@Lakaka-v3x2 ай бұрын
Petition for another rude waiter roleplay
@jayyanliew26062 ай бұрын
4:11 sound so good
@simonp4792 ай бұрын
bro u the only male asmrtist i watch cuz u a funny a-- dude
@jdawg416814 күн бұрын
Garbage truck backing up is wild omg 😂
@labibshaan9136Ай бұрын
4:56 yo that's a hell of an insult! 🥲
@Dede-h1j27 күн бұрын
Bro did not have to do us that badly 😭
@tiachanteАй бұрын
The reference photo made me bust out laughing 😂
@jpkiller1152 ай бұрын
Ahh yes! A worthy opponent 🎉
@griffinsauer992 ай бұрын
Man this takes me back to my entire life at my childhood home
@theanonymousmassochist.28382 ай бұрын
'Just buy a house.' XD
@jenniferlynnschlomer838724 күн бұрын
Love it ryan! As always funny and relaxing. You rock. 😊 "Appointment?" 😆 "They're very ugly" hahahahahah 😂😂😂 Congrats on 800k!
@ClosedJam21212 ай бұрын
I’m rating this 1 star
@sami_abidi2 ай бұрын
4:31 got me dying😂😂😂😂
@EdgeW2 ай бұрын
2.9k views in 1 hour? bro fell off. (just kidding keep up the awesome work ryan!)
@wrgamingreal47612 ай бұрын
new house making W videos
@honestlyslay2 ай бұрын
I subscribed on accident. Though I don't regret it.
@SecretLady72 ай бұрын
I may be a masochist because I really enjoy your rude role plays 😅
@TranquilMurmurs2 ай бұрын
This was nice and relaxing :) Any tips for a new asmrtist?
@A_stuntsАй бұрын
"just gonna get those cheeks. no these cheeks" so funny
@bettertheneditzs2 ай бұрын
I swear with every "rude" roleplay, he's getting ruder each time...
@HitmanPyro2 ай бұрын
It's called improvement
@AidanJames-yr4hj2 ай бұрын
Do more old barber haircuts plz 🙏
@carl6982Ай бұрын
Ryan can u do a Hank Schrader ASMR, u fit his vibe and his laugh so 👌👌👌🥹🥹🥹 xDd
@TakhatAbdullah-hw2ep2 ай бұрын
You need to do a rude doctor or rude tattoo artist or something like worst reviewed suit tailor I love these rude videos keep them coming ❤
@Sonicbat172 ай бұрын
A Karen walks in to finally have someone that matches energy
@sebastiansz2579Ай бұрын
Dude is great actor... great performer 😂
@Avitiongames8726711 күн бұрын
6:08 = the day in a life of a claw machine toy
@TREN_WOLF2 ай бұрын
Stil saying it and wil keep saying it but u fr would be a good actor in real movies ❤
@carinatanner833928 күн бұрын
no your the queen of England
@The_Eren29Ай бұрын
God damn in all of his role plays, he is either getting made fun of or makes fun of us 😭😭
@Bmcd35652 ай бұрын
Yessir🗣️💪🏻🔥
@12k_mobbin2 ай бұрын
Nah nah this one was personal
@tanky69x92 ай бұрын
BABER RP IS BACK 🔥👏👑
@JustSomeBloke212 ай бұрын
'why are you paying rent just buy a house 😂' got me dieing
@AndrewHogan-cb6cz2 ай бұрын
4:31 the look
@Strongest-Marine2 ай бұрын
Spiderman roleplay?
@quinnblissmer7994Ай бұрын
Is anyone else trying to picture what the person looks like when watching asmr videos like this?
@SandwichSalamiАй бұрын
4:44 my mill grinds pepper and spice ahh cut 😭
@Taco-eater5472 ай бұрын
Omg I was the first one
@benjamim80462 ай бұрын
2nd*
@anesteezis2 ай бұрын
he just started and already tried to drawn me, nice
@benjamim80462 ай бұрын
“Walmart tshirt” 😂
@SlinkyLG2 ай бұрын
I was fully expecting him to do one of those Indian head massages.
@Dantebordi2 ай бұрын
Nice asmr video ryan🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁
@thegreatmr.mrebooted65422 ай бұрын
Hi Ryan I subscribed to your amazing ASMR channel
@BrianCobbs-ts9edАй бұрын
AYOO 💀 7:28 Spring-trap uhh Oh he meant what other kind of cheeks 7:32
@No_scope52102 ай бұрын
I felt that hit my soul 😂
@mynameisastro2 ай бұрын
welp ryan time to sleep well again
@Stoneybear12 ай бұрын
He looks like that one uncle at the family gathering that shakes your hand too hard and gives you 150 on your birthday.
@Funnyfoxgaming26 күн бұрын
The "it's not my fault your born that way" was like God dam fool roasted the guy he was cutting his hair on
@tylersbday2 ай бұрын
People before 2 hours
@AshleyCherry-f5x2 ай бұрын
Do a Edward Scissors Hand Roleplay
@barricade70482 ай бұрын
Hi ryan, can you do a narcissistic roleplay if possible? 😄