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[@Durbanite2010]

Nothing can top "That's a challenging wank". RIP Sean Lock

[@jeffprescott9658]

That was the funniest one-liner ever! It absolutely tops Joe Wilkinson’s “naming penises” poem…but just by a small margin 🤣

[@The-Dom]

100%

[@realPenrodPooch]

Best off-the-cuff remark EVER!

[@dove3853]

Remember that the Lord Jesus Christ died on a cross for you because He loves you so much. He then rose up from the dead three days later. The Ten Commandments are called the moral law, (most of us are lying thieving blasphemous adulterer at heart and deserve hell) you and I broke the law, Jesus paid the fine. That’s what happened on that cross. By believing that Jesus died on the cross and rose up from the dead 3 days later and not just confessing your sin, but also repenting of all sin you have done and putting all your trust in Him in prayer, He will grant you everlasting life as a free Gift.

[@michaelj.beglinjr.2804]

I don't know. Sean making Jon look like a complete chump during the Carrot in a Box performance was truly a masterclass in both comedy and making someone look foolish. The looks on everyone's faces when Jon's box was empty was fantastic.

[@BrayTube]

Sean was so funny he could make Jimmy laugh like a human being.

[@Mental_Patient]

Let's not forget he is the king of "Carrot in a box"

[@markneedham8726]

...and, no spit, either....!

[@al145]

"Sean was just whispering to me about Hitler"

[@chrispbacon3042]

Which is quite an achievement since Jimmy isn’t human.

[@EvilSean62]

always knew that laugh was fake ...all it took was someone actually funny

[@death10300]

Alan carr's "My god even I'm getting a semi" in response to Suzie and Rachel at 3:57 killed me.

[@frenchys_prospecting]

That had me in tears

[@bayoubilly5176]

@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ also don't believe in sky pixies my fave rule from the whole panel.

[@DerEchteBold]

@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ Jesus said I should tell you to fuckin' stop posting stuff in his fuckin' name ...and he sounded fuckin' angry ; )

[@dove3853]

Remember that the Lord Jesus Christ died on a cross for you because He loves you so much. He then rose up from the dead three days later. The Ten Commandments are called the moral law, (most of us are lying thieving blasphemous adulterer at heart and deserve hell) you and I broke the law, Jesus paid the fine. That’s what happened on that cross. By believing that Jesus died on the cross and rose up from the dead 3 days later and not just confessing your sin, but also repenting of all sin you have done and putting all your trust in Him in prayer, He will grant you everlasting life as a free Gift.

[@DerEchteBold]

@@dove3853 It's most puzzling how serious you people are about all the ridiculous stuff while actually still calling other, equally ridiculous, things superstition ...doesn't that make you go "oh ...wait a minute!" at some point?

[@wizdude]

“Good luck getting it in without a spit” 😂😂😂. Rip Sean. The world misses you. 😢

[@willgibson7478]

Sure, but it was Miles Jupp who fired off that riposte.

[@nb4273]

Man I miss Sean. RIP legend

[@samgarrod4781]

You never get over losing someone you Love. The process of losing them becomes part of who you are ❤

[@pennybuskin9105]

Ditto

[@Anonymous.android]

Shit, I actually completely forgot whilst watching this until I read this comment 😞

[@5674inCincy]

Agreed. No other word to describe him

[@RICHOCHANGO]

Sean laughing at Joe’s Poem ‘naming people’s penises’ was quite possibly the funniest thing ever on countdown

[@AlyJeann]

Victoria's delayed "oh!" of astonishment of the naked "Jimmy" is priceless.

[@goldenpony822]

I found it endearing she'd be so shocked at that. I mean it's satiric panel showbiz in the UK.

[@hughanthony2001]

Then when she puts on her glasses. Can't have done much for "Jimmy's" confidence...

[@deltadestroyer1]

it wasnt jimmy it was oneof those male actors

[@SongBillong]

@@deltadestroyer1 Hugh and Aly both know that, hence their use of quotation marks

[@adamgrocco]

@@goldenpony822 Weird as she has written a book about making porn films and visited live porn sets etc.

[@ExUSSailor]

I love James' reaction to seeing "Jimmy" naked. "I've been on this show 3 times, and, that's happened twice..."

[@AnneOnymaus]

Who the hell are you?!

[@jonahharmsen4944]

@@AnneOnymaus the ultimate crossover

[@SolusDarkcoat]

@@AnneOnymaus lol

[@meanlean3095]

Where are the naked ladies ? It seems very sexist against men

[@dove3853]

Remember that the Lord Jesus Christ died on a cross for you because He loves you so much. He then rose up from the dead three days later. The Ten Commandments are called the moral law, (most of us are lying thieving blasphemous adulterer at heart and deserve hell) you and I broke the law, Jesus paid the fine. That’s what happened on that cross. By believing that Jesus died on the cross and rose up from the dead 3 days later and not just confessing your sin, but also repenting of all sin you have done and putting all your trust in Him in prayer, He will grant you everlasting life as a free Gift.

[@magicmulder]

Was just about to say how impressed I was how Susie pronounces "Gräfenberg" perfectly like a German would, then I googled her and learned she has a master's degree in German and am even more impressed. :)

[@fredgreenwood5730]

Sade

[@naumaanhamid]

"Instead of this monster" - RIP Sean

[@ThenameisNiels]

"would you say something, you fcking robot?!" x'D

[@jigglesti]

Sean was a monster, absolute no fxcks given beast

[@murphy2225]

10:59 the way he goes "no we're not" and the way Jon sips his tea is absolutely priceless😂

[@katierandall9191]

I love the way Victoria puts her glasses on to get a better look at naked "Jimmy" 😆

[@nb4273]

Was he actually naked in that? How did they do that gag?

[@plague_seeker9354]

@@nb4273 Think it was a different bloke who came out naked

[@plague_seeker9354]

@@iociccio936 Are you high?

[@Jelissei]

@@plague_seeker9354 yeah, it's always a different bloke

[@meanlean3095]

Where are the naked women for the men to look at ??? Seems very sexist against men

[@oricalu448]

Joe's "No were not!" kills me every time!

[@jord_2wYT]

@10:58

[@markbrett2969]

@@iociccio936twat

[@Yammenkow]

What a legend

[@danielnystrom7310]

Sean was one of the funniest comedians ever lived. Some of the things he came out with, he even got jimmy to laugh like a normal human 😂😂😂

[@XXSkunkWorksXX]

They say we don't laugh alone and maybe that's true of the sitcom but by jaysus Sean makes me laugh like a drain and these 8 of of 10s always put me in a Sean Lock frame of mind. Often I'll watch the two series of '15 Storeys High' back to back - pure genius.

[@bayoubilly5176]

@@iociccio936 can I have whatever you're smoking?

[@dove3853]

Remember that the Lord Jesus Christ died on a cross for you because He loves you so much. He then rose up from the dead three days later. The Ten Commandments are called the moral law, (most of us are lying thieving blasphemous adulterer at heart and deserve hell) you and I broke the law, Jesus paid the fine. That’s what happened on that cross. By believing that Jesus died on the cross and rose up from the dead 3 days later and not just confessing your sin, but also repenting of all sin you have done and putting all your trust in Him in prayer, He will grant you everlasting life as a free Gift.

[@robertruehlmann3667]

As a German, man I do miss this line up of Comedians. I can't express how much fun and love I had for them and the jokes. R.I.P Sean. Cheers from Germany.

[@michaelhawkins7389]

ja genau

[@robertruehlmann3667]

@@iociccio936 Fawlty Towers was and still is hilarious and Black Adder as well.

[@michaelhawkins7389]

@@iociccio936 why are you trolling him? You do know there are alot of germans living in the UK right? also Germany shares alot of history with england your name makes me think your are maybe spanish lol

[@michaelhawkins7389]

@@iociccio936so by your idiot logic people can't enjoy comedy from other counties?

[@michaelhawkins7389]

@@robertruehlmann3667 Robert Wo kommst du her? ich komm aus Sachsen (Dresden)

[@theawesomeran7779]

Sean always had us in tears. RIP legend.

[@christiannoonoo9547]

@@iociccio936 my goodness don't make it worse for yourself!

[@markbrett2969]

​@@iociccio936twat

[@dove3853]

Remember that the Lord Jesus Christ died on a cross for you because He loves you so much. He then rose up from the dead three days later. The Ten Commandments are called the moral law, (most of us are lying thieving blasphemous adulterer at heart and deserve hell) you and I broke the law, Jesus paid the fine. That’s what happened on that cross. By believing that Jesus died on the cross and rose up from the dead 3 days later and not just confessing your sin, but also repenting of all sin you have done and putting all your trust in Him in prayer, He will grant you everlasting life as a free Gift.

[@malkabeth]

@@dove3853 meh, keep believing that crap

[@danielurban3416]

Jon talking about filming knowing Sean is dying is beautiful and heartbreaking, I love their friendship.

[@cloudsculptor1]

When is that I'm this clip?

[@danielurban3416]

@@cloudsculptor1 It isn't here. When Sean's final episode aired Jon Richardson tweeted about it.

[@JD_13]

One of my favourite Sean moments... Jimmy: “Sean and Miles...” Miles: “Sorry, he was whispering to me about hitler.” Jimmy: “what was he whispering to you about hitler?” Miles: “he said, i dunno about you miles, but i’m on the fence.”

[@Gooutsideforonce]

One of mine as well

[@henrikhyrup3995]

Another fave Sean&Miles moment in one word: *Whelks*

[@JD_13]

@@henrikhyrup3995 I already feel sick, hahaha

[@pierrechateaux1954]

Sean: "We should bring back the nazis and put them all on an island" Jimmy: "Lets leave it at that. Rosie, what did you bring?" 😂 Also: carrot in a box

[@JD_13]

@@pierrechateaux1954 hahaha jimmy played that one perfectly. Also the carrot in the box is a pure Dr Evil move and i love it.

[@organicmechanic5150]

Rachel Riley has a great sense of humour, I always love to see her reaction waiting for Jimmy to roast her.

[@r24824162m]

Spit-Roast???

[@Daniel-ld5im]

That kiss 😂 at least he was wearing protection.

[@jackspry9736]

RIP and long live Sean Lock (April 22, 1963 - August 16, 2021), aged 58 You will always be remembered as a legend.

[@bagdiil]

Joe dragging Sean back had my crying 😂

[@onlyme219]

If Sean is in it, no matter how many times I've seen it, I'll watch again :)

[@thomaslawrence2488]

That one delivered to Alan Carr at 11:13 was truly brilliant.

[@theguardian308]

“That’s a challenging wank” only Sean can come up with that brilliant and unexpected line. RIP, you made so many people laugh out loud.

[@DemonAsh40]

Can’t believe they didn’t include that one

[@icewillowfrost]

"be gentle" is one of my favorite lines lol

[@TransoceanicOutreach]

7:24 Sean has the best response, as always

[@derekmmmm]

I believe that's Numberwang!!! 😂😂

[@BlackLines]

"What's number six?" "Wanker" "I only asked" 😂

[@paulmane8791]

AlanCarr "even im gettin a semi!" 😂

[@chrisburn7178]

Jon's palpable discomfort at Joe snogging a knight is marvellous!

[@nahuelma97]

I think he was more bothered that it was happening on top of him 😂😂

[@lovelywaz]

@ 5:30 and then the joke @ 6:02 .. Rachel walked herself right into that joke and of course Jimmy being Jimmy wouldn't miss any chance at a joke like this for world 😂😂

[@gimo80]

The glory hole joke aimed at Susie isn’t here! One of my faves haha

[@biryaniofbodyhair]

not to worry it'll be in many more 'new' compilations!

[@chrissquance4395]

What a legend Sean lock is, one of the funniest men ever. RIP fella

[@lestercombs1871]

Sean’s somewhere making someone or something laugh like hell.

[@CJT3X]

Wonder if he’s using spit

[@VestigialHead]

@@CJT3X Now that's a challenging wank.

[@willdenoble1898]

“Wish I had one like that, instead of this monster.” 😂😂😂 “It’s a funny place to have a piercing.” 💀💀💀

[@Jopeymessmusic]

I love that end clip and jimmy just cracks because it comes out of nowhere. Ha ha ha.

[@fermageehamiltonthompson1402]

Jimmy at 3:08, love it! Sean & Miles in each other’s company was always the best 🥰

[@AlwaysBolttheBird]

Harriet trying to figure out playing volleyball ball was great

[@rockwizfan]

i really miss sean! i must have seen all of these clips 100 times. he could make a plate crack up, i was glad the last episode he was in he won and got the conundrum. but nothing beats "carrot in a box", i still laugh my head off and i've seen it so many times!

[@anomalyp8584]

Absolute legend that will be missed. So glad he lived in an age where we can rewatch his jokes!

[@stephenhobbs4753]

Having read that Rachel Riley has a 173 IQ makes this much funnier...

[@nicktroisi6347]

Sean was hilarious and could make the entire room erupt in laughter I miss him being on the show. RIP always, legend

[@ohheyhowyoudoin9635]

I love Sean Lock. I love them all.

[@matthewmaguire71]

When most celebrities that have died over the years that I like, I usually have a quick wave of sadness but would quickly pass as it doesn’t personally affect me as I didn’t know them. But when Sean Lock died I felt a genuine period of sadness like it was a personal loss. He had that incredible effect on me as a comedian and I’m sure many other people felt like this. It is a true testament to how great he was. RIP Sean, you were joy personified.

[@nw9353]

Watching real adults having fun with real adult words is so refreshing. We over here in the US could use some of that !!

[@charlesharper2357]

Your censors won't allow it.

[@saelind73]

"A bit more exciting for me" got me. lol

[@westy4973]

Never too much Sean 🥰

[@Atlaspower78]

Fact that a guy found the g spot made me go "nah" that's just not believable mate. I've been looking for 35 years

[@dmontes133]

Sean was one of the funniest people on the planet! The world is a sadder place without him.

[@robertfish4052]

I was down in the dumps after a bereavment. But this grew my smile back. Good medicine!

[@joggingscissors632]

This compilation is missing my favorite quip, after Rachel put on the long, fake beard: "That's a challenging wank."

[@aaabbb-em5bg]

Susie saying "do you want to come at me first" and after a second realising what she just said is perfect

[@Jeweleye62]

I imagine Jimmy would often think of Sean and then smile with a tear in his eye. 💙

[@josephpritchard675]

Miles comeback "good luck trying it without the spit" is severely underrated.

[@jackmaster4545]

Monsieur Sean... vous nous manquez... the carrot in the box, has not the same taste... without you... love from France

[@RS250Squid]

Joe Lycett's very first joke on here was one my uni mate and I shared when we got smartwatches back in 2018 or so :D.

[@crimps321]

Victoria's "OH!" cracked me up

[@heyysimone]

Victoria got so distracted hahaha

[@johnhiscott-walsh5198]

👍

[@aurafi122]

That comeback at 9:24 😨🤣

[@dervakommtvonhinten517]

that "no we´re not" got me xD

[@f.faucon6681]

Same! And with Joe Lycett, I'm not sure if that was scripted or not, the surprise seems relatively genuine. Either way, awesome!

[@davecrupel2817]

I think the Alan one was my favorite. 🤣🤣🤣 11:13

[@lisahoshowsky4251]

I’ve only ever seen clips of this show I have absolutely no idea what in the world is actually supposed to be happening but it makes me laugh so hard😂😂😂

[@hannahk1306]

It started off as a charity parody of another programme called Countdown where the contestants have to make words or numbers within a time limit. The spin off was just supposed to be a one off special using the comedians from the panel show Jimmy hosts called 8 out of 10 cats where they discuss random comical facts. Cats Does Countdown is way better than both of the originals though and I'd highly recommend watching a full episode if you can.

[@SpeccyMan]

@@hannahk1306 I'd recommend watching as many episodes as you can. They are genuinely funny, unlike a lot of the banal content on TV these days.

[@seanheeney4517]

RIP Sean Lock, always loved his weird eccentric random sense of humour 😊❤

[@guyonthecouch136]

'that time i went seal clubbing' -Sean lock

[@dangermouse9494]

Sean Lock was a legend. He deserved his role.

[@Driv3Gaming]

"I can't believe we're clapping spunk" really got me. First it was funny then I cried. Sean, you've gone too soon.

[@skateboardscott]

Sean Lock was simply the best TV panellist ever. The comedians comedian.

[@llukandane3337]

11:03 guys violently kissing Nobody No one Jon: yeah, it’s a great time to drink some water

[@S1L3NTG4M3R]

"That's a nice thing!" - - - RIP Sean!

[@weSnooker]

Haha alar carr “ even I’m getting a semi “ 😂

[@maximusstorm1215]

UK comedy game shows be on a different level. Can't get away with this in the US, people would go mad💀

[@DylanWassall]

I miss Sean so bad. My favourite comedian. It's going to take so much to top his natural humour. RIP Sean.

[@Seksappeal]

Done, No we're not ! lmao

[@jarrodsviewoftheworld9406]

Fark me! I’ve just laughed so hard through this whole clip, I’ve pissed everyone in the house off, and I think they all may have got the shight at me because they were watching reruns of some rot while I was watching real entertainment. Fark them all 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Whippy99]

Oh how I miss Sean Lock. One of the best comedians of all time. ❤

[@ShreyRupani]

The world is a sadder place without him

[@mementomorim]

"I was captain of the school's kissing team" "Got a lot of practice at home with your dad I would imagine" "No, it was with your mom"

[@mrlawilliamsukwarmachine4904]

Alan Carr “even I’m getting a semi” 🤣

[@krumplethemal8831]

Seans great, I like the, "thats a challenging wank.." comment toward Rachel after she put on a hideous mask to attempt her own joke but Sean as always stole the stage..

[@r.f.switch5847]

I love how Jimmy said something about Susie's sex dungeon, and she just nods. "Yep."

[@Unterwelten]

Brit comedy is the greatest! Making Jimmy tear up is legendary!

[@KolaMarshall]

🤣🤣🤣 funny need more actually needed this laugh I gotta find more of those videos to watch that's a plus there.

[@bertblue9683]

I have no idea what I just watched but I couldn't stop laughing

[@rmc489]

that was so funny he even let a laugh slip out on the exhale!

[@sobreaver]

Seeing that thumbnail reminds me of the time Rachel was miming/hinting Bondage to a guess XD

[@lindongreen8922]

He had no filter. Couldn't care less so he had us all in stitches

[@jb7753]

I love Rachel's face when she draws the T.

[@JG-vh1xc]

Jimmy’s laugh and smile? Some of my favorite things ❤️

[@AleksandarIvanov69]

8:01 - that was so funny 🤣 the absolute defeat in his voice

[@gaiusjuliuspleaser]

"Done." "No, we're not."

[@hopebgood]

12:28 I could watch this segment again & again - it always cracks me up. (But why does Rhod just totally ignore it all? Weird.)

[@thomassmith965]

Maybe because it wasn’t that funny

[@kingy002]

Jimmy Carr to Allen Carr at 11:14 is just brilliant!

[@marcblakely2460]

Sean lock was the best thing about this show

[@patricktilton5377]

Jimmy, with that haircut, kinda looks like Richard Nixon, doesn't he? Not when he's naked, mind you . . . because he had that shower cap on, and that took the Nixon right out of the picture.

[@davidlloyd3116]

I still can’t believe Sean’s passed on. Such a wonderful comedian.

[@jeckyllandheyed]

I know this is a shameless Channel 4 re-upload for maximum views (and so, maximum revenue,) but it never stops being funny.

[@SpeccyMan]

@@iociccio936 Clearly your expertise is in the subject of 💩

[@daftsquiddy]

🤣 Chewy Oysters is my new phrase for used condoms!

[@NinoNiemanThe1st]

Hilarious, and so UK - imagine this passing muster in the US on TV? As for Nish and some alleged 'kissing team' at uni: highly unrealistic.

[@NinoNiemanThe1st]

@@iociccio936 No, more likely what Nish looks like. He ain't no oil painting.

[@Phantheman90]

3:05 literally Billy Butcher

[@stefuzice9311]

Alan Carr:Evan am getting a semi...lol

[@HyperShadow991]

"i'm a bit distracted" i mean jimmy DID run the game show called distraction