The Ruined Animatronic Smooching Guide (& Bite Guide)

Because who wouldn't want to smooch a bunch of broken down animatronics in an abandoned Pizzaplex in the middle of nowhere? It's a thrill seeker's paradise, but let's see which animatronics you should and shouldn't smooch so you know how to walk out with your face intact. This is the Ruined Animatronic Smooching Guide! Let's begin...
Music-
Trudging Along - Godmode
Concealed Coolness - SB/SB: Ruin
Cemetery Clown - Sir Cubworth
Daycare Theme (Ruined) - SB: Ruin
Daycare Theme - SB
Sleep No More (Unused) - SB
"Sad" Ending Theme - SB
Elevator Theme (Ruined) - SB: Ruin
Whole Tone Limbo - Godmode
In the Garden - Godmode
Sloppy Clav - Godmode
Frightmare - Jimena Contreras
Dave's Theme (Slowed) - Dayshift at Freddy's
Princess Quest (Ruined) - SB: Ruin
Tender Stroking - Dialtown, Nathan Hanover
Legal Woes - Pizzeria Simulator
0:00 Can you Smooch the Ruined?
1:07 The Ranking System
2:17 Ruined Chica
5:08 Ruined Monty Gator
7:49 Ruined Moon
11:29 Ruined Sun
14:38 Eclipse
16:23 Glamrock Endos
18:01 Ruined Roxanne "Roxy" Wolf
22:06 Wind-Up Music Man Hoard (All Versions)
24:57 Ruined Glamrock Freddy
28:25 Glamrock Freddy's Head
28:32 S.T.A.F.F. Bots and Mask Bot
31:08 Wet Floor Bots
32:53 Glamrock Bonnie
35:10 Helpi the Helpy
35:36 The Mimic
38:38 The Mimic's Mascots
41:08 The Entity, M.X.E.S.
46:41 Leaving the Ruined Pizzaplex
47:08 The Final Smooch Ranking

[@notrealnamenotatall2476]

Forgot Candy Cadet! I think he would get a 8 as he did in the original smooching guide. Like with the Staff Bots, he's in a dirtier, damaged state, but he also gets more sympathy. It sort of balances itself out.

[@RandomYoutube.Enjoyer]

C a n d y

[@Emily_Bondevik_Official]

Stay away from MXES we're already married

[@RandomYoutube.Enjoyer]

@@Emily_Bondevik_Official 🤨

[@Emily_Bondevik_Official]

@@RandomKZbin.Enjoyer MXES is my husband

[@RandomYoutube.Enjoyer]

@@Emily_Bondevik_Official bros dating a pixel BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[@gamasannin5668]

I loved that part when she said "It's smoochin' time!" and smooched all over the animatronics.

[@penguinmaster7]

"Oh boy! Smooching time!" -link, the legend of zelda cartoon

[@WinginWolf]

“Time to get smoochin.” Somebody animate all the smooching :D

[@user-sr6ei5fi7x]

Most more like all

[@FreshlyWaxxedTesticles]

@@penguinmaster7 "ÆH-" -Zelda

[@clownpieceenjoyer5439]

The "at this point youve kissed a garbage can and a crawling row of teeth" implies that the guide is a story about a person be they an employee or random person who's detirmed to kiss EVERY. SINGLE. FNAF. ANIMATRONIC. And has done it.

[@HannahBanina]

Honestly same energy as the protagonist from _Sucker For Love: First Date_ and his determination to smooch any and all eldritch cosmic entities he can get his lips on. (In particular, describing going down the list until finally getting to smooch M.X.E.S. has a really similar feel to the Nyanlathotep encounter haha)

[@clownpieceenjoyer5439]

@HannahBanina i bet this is secretly not real name not at at all biography. Judging by how biased the daycare attendant and puppet score was XD

[@skeletonwarlock5741]

They would have to be either immortal or really bloody old

[@mr.passionfruit1958]

That’s the best part. She crafted a story and world within Ruined. And she’s got jokes lol

[@akarun45]

@@skeletonwarlock5741 or they're a time traveler

[@andrewkelley9405]

Honestly, with how insane theory crafting is now; I prefer goofy stuff like this.

[@Vilgax00]

Nightmare says the N word or Gregory burning bodies videos are the best.

[@Vilgax00]

Or Obese with Shadow Man.

[@skyxr2406]

​@@Vilgax00what is bro babbling about

[@Vilgax00]

@@skyxr2406 pardon? You mean Obese and shadow man?

[@VOlDNOVA]

@@Vilgax00 would you smooch 'em?

[@colekiesler6218]

To be honest I think Eclipse would actually be the perfect one to smooch since realizing that he was the nicest one so far out of the Ruin group.

[@cardboardcutout]

Same with Sun I suppose

[@stephaniesheep1147]

I agree

[@Ella.the.Hedgehog]

Absolutely, that goes the same with Sun for me

[@Napoleonic_France838]

So is roxy in the ruin

[@jc_art_]

​@@Napoleonic_France838she is only nice once she knows you arent gregory, and also she is willing to bite off anyones face if she even suspects they are gregory.

[@Smokingdog1]

Unironically more helpful then the Ultimate Guide and Character Encyclopedia combined

[@TheStopmotion2]

Yore horribel speling disgsts mie, yts splled *encyclopedia*

[@LadyHomosapien]

​@@TheStopmotion2 Your horrible spelling disgusts me, it's spelled "encyclopedia"**

[@CharlieWey-Thomas]

@@TheStopmotion2 that is really funny

[@voidaspects9173]

In the roxy section, i love the implication that the hypothetical scenarios of you making out with the other animatronics are fully canonized. You arent going into the pizzaplex and weighing your options, you are meticulously on a mission to make out with every single robot you meet, in order, and are doing that task to great success

[@Hex.A.Decimal]

You have to, to get the good ending.

[@voidaspects9173]

@@Hex.A.Decimal dangit, well now I have to! It's worth that hospital visit, we all know it!

[@HannahBanina]

_Sucker For Love: First Date_ except instead of eldritch deities it’s dilapidated killer robots.

[@lunaitor-uq9hz]

Those are, indeed, canon events

[@zhyndybas]

some kind of helltaker? fnaftaker?..

[@ladypangaea4801]

Y'know, I was half-expecting M.X.E.S. to be disqualified since you could only see him in AR. So, I'm glad he's made it to S tier. The only drawback would be the Vanni mask getting in the way, so if kissing doesn't work then I'd be okay with hand-holding and then maybe boop his nose afterwards. He has a very boop-able nose.

[@marrowbrown]

I want him to continue the nose squeak legacy, even though it's usually reserved for the Freddy line

[@Hex.A.Decimal]

MXES definitely deserves an eskimo kiss.

[@davidhong1934]

Boop the MXES

[@arashirikku5668]

Boop the snoot!!

[@sanstheskeleton1528]

Boop the bun!

[@RlingCap-uk6rk]

Ishowspeed already knows how bad of an idea it is to smooch Ruined Chica.

[@KatKaiju]

I died reading this 💀 😂

[@soomi5667]

😭...

[@cattoloafs85]

🥩

[@theguythatasked6400]

I mean, clearly he REALLY enjoyed it, he went in for more then just a kiss!

[@RandomYoutube.Enjoyer]

​@@theguythatasked6400what happened. 0_0

[@australiangrassblade]

See? Why can't guides be this useful these days?

[@chaonegamesandmore4490]

Honestly, I'd give one sympathy point to Ruined Freddy. The body seems to be trying to put Gregory back into it's chest cavity; unaware of it's headless state, the fact that it now looks like the Monster House if it had legs and no eyes, and that Gregory is never returning to see it (not out of cruelness, but rather a mix of trauma and already having the Freddy part of Freddy).

[@katiedoodles]

Yeah his jumpscare seems more like old habit of trying to put who he thinks is Gregory in a safe place

[@keithseybert7187]

its actually a prototype oh btw no offense just allot of ppl get it wrong

[@Pizatep]

@@keithseybert7187retcons retcons

[@roxas5071]

​@@keithseybert7187fym wrong the prototype freddy theory has been disproved like 100 times by something people call COMMON SENSE

[@keithseybert7187]

@roxas5071 no offense but is common sense all that common plus it's a theory basically a guess and I'm sure we can agree no matter how many people believe something is true doesn't mean they can't be wrong 😁

[@soomi5667]

Mimic decided he wanted a new makeover for finally getting out. What a legend. ✨

[@user-jm1cx7nc9o]

As you drive to the hospital you stop for a moment, you can almost hear a voice coming deep from the pizza Plex. “It’s probably nothing” you say as you drive away succeeding in your goal of kissing every animatronic there, right? “Candy, candy … candy”

[@Hex.A.Decimal]

*Turn the van around right now!*

[@chamomilepuffball]

That hospital visit would be a interesting and confusing experience for the nurses and doctors

[@stephaniesheep1147]

"Can you explain the reason why you're here?"

[@SanjayMerchant]

"Patient presented with lacerations, bruising, and approximately one third of known infectious diseases (see Appendix A)."

[@stephaniesheep1147]

@@SanjayMerchant we can't forget tetanus

[@ninaneo6933]

​@@stephaniesheep1147or salmonella, chica eats gross stuff

[@TheStopmotion2]

@@ninaneo6933why not both?

[@neehaa]

the video that’s been more anticipated than the dlc itself💀

[@rh6657]

I need a fanfiction or a dating sim of like, a time traveler who's trying to smooch every single animatronic like they're collecting pokemon cards. It'd be beyond hilarious, imagine the shenanigans

[@dilfasriel6354]

I feel like the entity would even kiss you PASSIONATELY just for the sake of you getting out

[@katiedoodles]

Technically monty could be more smoochable if you tape his mouth shut, like real gators they can’t really do anything if you duct tape their jaws, I’d give him one extra point for that personally

[@ninaneo6933]

He still has claws or at least Pointy metal fingers, and would probably go for the eyes! And could you even get close enough without him biting your hand off?

[@TheStopmotion2]

I would give him two more points because he *isn’t ruined chica*

[@katiedoodles]

@@ninaneo6933 it’d be worth for Monty

[@hondaaccord1399]

Yeah but he's got that fenestrated/arched endoskeleton mouth, where are you supposed to tape him shut?

[@tae7727]

The happy music stopping and the deadpan ‘and the kids are never coming. Two sympathy points’ sent me

[@latileaf260]

The sequel we asked for,but certainly didn't deserve

[@shumanakazawa]

This is better than most FNAF content.

[@beanieboo-M.K.Y]

Sadly true

[@jbiehlable]

Indeed, badly made, obnoxious, whiny and poorly acted and cramming characters that have nothing to do with FNAF into their videos.

[@gamingdudedonal3312]

Most FNAF content is trying to look for a crazy theory no matter how bad that makes the plot

[@ms_dife5639]

Old man

[@shumanakazawa]

@@ms_dife5639 A bit newer to the fnaf fandom actually

[@chickenelafsworld7105]

The enemies to lovers with MXES made it unironically the most appealing. Like don’t get me wrong, I love Sun and Eclipse, but they feel like they’re programmed to be lovable, so it seems stale in comparison to your robot rival who has watched your kissing conquest finally giving in so you can both move on from the pizzaplex. There’s the character development, the drama, and most importantly there’s not rusty wires inches away from your lips!

[@hummydraws]

I'd be more likely to get into a fist fight with The Mimic before even THINKING about smooching it.

[@BlindStarLily]

Oh my god I absolutely lost it at the, “There’s also an alternate ending,” bit. I’d pay money for that ending ngl-

[@EclipseGamin_]

Absolutely

[@ShiraCheshire]

"Except you're planting one on rabbit-shaped spyware" send help, I'm dying of laughter. I want to smooch this video. 10/10 opinions. Factually accurate. Eclipse best boy.

[@FNAFFANFNAF-xs9ku]

“Ruin Chica has degraded from hot mess, to hot garbage.” Best line of the whole video 😂

[@shark6228]

I want to take a moment to defend Moon a tiny bit as he does deserve a bit more sympathy. I believe Moon's aggression stems from feeling trapped for so long. There is a drawing in the daycare of a tower with a cresent moon trapped inside and a sun outside. The sun isn't sad it's smiling, as if it's happy that the moon is locked away. When you look back at security breach, Moon was never able to interact with kids and was feared by everyone. You can't fully blame his behavior as he was programmed to be a villain something he didn't ask to be. But more importantly they only time he's free to roam is for a couple of hours at night alone. We know Sun does everything in his power to keep the lights on so he keep Moon at bay, and do need to consider that in Ruin lights do cause Moon pain, so it's clear Sun doesn't care about him either as he's willing to cause Moon a ton of pain in order to reboot him and he is against it. If Vanessa can be forgiven dispite all of the things she did as Vanny then Moon deserves a chance too. This is just my thoughts and opinion on it as I would still give Moon a smooch

[@stephaniesheep1147]

I AGREE MOONIE NEEDS LOVE TOO, AND SOME TIME IN CONTROL... Although maybe since we brought out Eclipse, perhaps Sun and Moon will share the body equally... hopefully.

[@ShadowTiger.4000]

The new dlc made Eclipse hella smoochable

[@the_godbodor7026]

One terrifying note about The Mimic is that this thing, despite how flimsy it looks, is POWERFUL. The Forklift Roxy couldn’t get off her for a while he just throws aside like it’s nothing before his chase. Then the elevator door closing on him doesn’t crush or dent his head, HIS HEAD DENTS THE DOOR followed by him willingly yanking his own stuck arm out of the door (which he probably will just replace with something lying around) with him starting to crush the bars of the elevator door with no effort and one hand as the inner doors shut. He could probably break every bone in your body if he wanted to, which he probably does, so I’d put his hazard level so low he gets into negatives. At least Ruined Freddy has to grab and shove you into his stomach to kill you, the Mimic can do anything and kill you in moments or make it extremely slow and painful as you die

[@dejinnthedjinn5311]

You have to have nerves of steel and so much guts and bravery that you're reckless to try and kiss Monty or the Mimic.

[@spiggityspoo756]

I feel like it’s less “bravery” and more just having the self-preservation instincts of a dehydrated fruit. As much as I love Monty, that is a rusty, feral bear trap with legs! The gutsiest thing to do would be not crapping your pants while you’re fighting or running away from it

[@dejinnthedjinn5311]

@@spiggityspoo756 but Monty doesn't have legs.

[@spiggityspoo756]

@@dejinnthedjinn5311 He had them at one point, but now he’s just got two arms. Arm-legs. Larms, if you will

[@ninaneo6933]

​@@spiggityspoo756a moving or dragging Bear trap with mohawk sounds better!

[@Mr_pizzbruh]

We should give The Mimic 1 singular point simply for one reason: It's got cool emo hair👍

[@kirbyridingyoshi28]

also, it does have a sympathetic backstory

[@Adog00]

If you watched Markiplier’s play through, you’ll see that Monty is such a cutie

[@nicolpineda8632]

He's like an angry chiwawa now.

[@Toon_Lucario]

MXES has a perfect jawline so I’d say he’s pretty good looks wise and deserves his spot

[@SnoFitzroy]

I unironically love and find it hilarious that Entity ended up in S tier lmfao

[@thisisachannel.9727]

I love how we just had a enemies to lovers arc with M.X.E.S, I'm not sure if that could ever happen, but still gave me a good laugh.

[@lasagna3289]

Funny fact: The stitched-together costume is made to look like gregory. A blue jacket to mimic his blue shirt. An orange bracelet on the left hand to mimic his faz-watch. The lion's mane for his brown hair. A gash in its left leg because of the band-aid gregory has there. And even when it kills you, you can still hear it saying "I-I'm Gregory."

[@John-mp4qc]

Yeah, I think the mimic failed miserably in trying to make himself look like Gregory, cause bro he doesn’t look like Gregory, like I guess if you squint but who will even trust a mascot that looks like something straight out of a furries basement

[@Hex.A.Decimal]

Funny fact: this does not make Mimic any more kissable, as Gregory has a record breaking negative number on the scale.

[@Grinningfartking6969]

this feels 100% made up

[@frenchfries2998]

@@Grinningfartking6969it’s not exactly mad who but it’s not confirmed either like most things in fnaf. It’s just speculation really but it does make sense since the mimic putting on a random costume and taking different parts from each is random

[@d3str0i3r]

i think it's important to note, with the exception of the musicmen, and sun/moon/eclipse, all the animatronics are targetting gregory specifically, but the only animatronic that knows gregory beyond "there's a child in the building when there shouldn't be" is freddy, which means they're all targetting any children in the building, the fact that roxy knows cassie is why cassie is mostly safe

[@calamityzone]

No not really, the main reason roxy is attacking is because he took her eyes. Vanessa told the animatronics that a kid named Gregory is in the pizzaplex after hours, its either that or they found out another way

[@BlusterTheBenevolent]

Actual, total jumpscare on that thumbnail. Mimic’s got those uncomfortable Frieza lips.

[@scottsantacruz313]

Thanks to that, my mental voice for The Mimic will now be Frizea's. I got a vivid image of The Mimic screaming "I'M GREGORY, CURSE YOU BLASTED SAYAIN!!" Reading your comment xD thank you

[@BlusterTheBenevolent]

@@scottsantacruz313 Mecha-Frieza perhaps. Maybe *Abridged* Mecha-Frieza. Glamrock Freddy is 110% Abridged Android 16, too.

[@Animationantique]

The theories we should actually worry about

[@scrungles7853]

Also, I have sympathy for the mimic. I see it as extremely misguided. Its whole backstory makes me feel incredibly bad for it. I actually hope there's some kind of redemption for it in the future, weirdly enough.

[@No.1RatedSalesman]

If you're reffering to uts story in the books, remember that book details aren't always cannon, and can be changed for game story

[@scrungles7853]

@@No.1RatedSalesman I literally have not read the books since silver eyes and like a small amount of twisted ones I'm just going off of what theorists have said. And even then, I have a hard time believing it's just evil for no reason. Idk

[@No.1RatedSalesman]

@@scrungles7853 the theories go off the book lore because that's l we have

[@THATGuy5654]

That opening had me cracking up for too long. Partly, it was because of the mental image I was getting of someone entering the Pizzaplex, having all the animatronics shamble out from the shadows and slowly and menacingly close in, only for the person to reach into their backpack, pull out ChapStick, and resolutely apply it. All the animatronics take half a step back, and exchanged glances, unsure how to proceed.

[@kratkartan1486]

I was hoping MXES would make the list using that AR loophole. Not surprised he made it to S tier since their is nothing physically dangerous about him, and he is very much a gigachad.

[@Hex.A.Decimal]

MXES is a perfect candidate for an eskimo kiss, since you'd have to keep the VANNI mask on.

[@gneu1527]

Don't forget he has the best jawline in the history of Fnaf.

[@Tereadj225]

​@@gneu1527bro has that 90º angle jaw-line

[@bonnieplushtuber5517]

The fact that this is a thing and it’s good is amazing! Also I love that this “shorter video” about smooching robots is an hour long

[@Grinningfartking6969]

kissing is serious business

[@StoopyXP]

The other one was almost 2 hours long

[@SilverChicken64]

Honestly...valid opinion about the ar rabbit. Truly enemies to lovers potential.

[@icantthinkofaname5615]

“Who anyone would love to replace their own absent father with” Ouchy ya got me

[@mossyboii-.-]

13:50 Sun doesn't need a smooch, he just needs therapy. edit: Mom I'm famous :D

[@princesstt9778]

He needs both.

[@stephaniesheep1147]

He'll get both

[@mossyboii-.-]

yeah he needs it. :)

[@supersmilyface1]

Also a warm blanket!

[@mossyboii-.-]

And some glitter glue! :D

[@DuckytheChicken]

Perfect video to watch after melting my brain over fnaf lore videos and shiny hunting

[@DuckytheChicken]

Also I would smooch mxes

[@Tereadj225]

​@@DuckytheChicken Same here🖐️

[@owlicorn114]

Okay, just like last time I’m making a prediction beforehand. My guess? The little wet floor signs. They seem fairly clean, no sharp bits that would cut you, and have very little malicious intent! The uh- screams of distressed children are a tad off putting, but I think otherwise they’re a great choice! Edit post video: Enemies to Lovers with MXES was not what I expected going into this video, but I can’t say I’m upset…. I’m sad my bois the wet floor bots got put so low, but oh well! Twas’ a very fun video and I’m excited for the book characters!

[@bonnie_the_superior]

What if you took Bonnie's head and attached it to Freddy's body? I'm pretty sure it would work perfectly

[@Bridgetfuller8791]

Why not try to find the head repair station to fix Bonnie?

[@latenitewaffles7926]

Now on the other hand, if Glamrock Freddy's headless body does retain his personality, the most you'd get, if you can manage to calm him down, is a hand smooch and confusion before he continues looking for presumably Gregory

[@Hex.A.Decimal]

Somewhere far away Gregory and Freddy head are trying to hack the system and rescue Cassie: Freddy's head 😳 Gregory: What is your glitch? Freddy: I sense... A disturbance

[@julieghouls2682]

The smooching every being in the game storyline is so touching and basically how I play every game anyway

[@Valroww]

The guide we needed in our lives

[@monke7919]

Eclipse seems to be a merging of the 2 hes the best without the worst gaining suns love for the kids and a freindly behavior but losing his paranoid frantic personality and getting moons calmer demeanor but losing his chaos gremlin personality sassy voice and aggressive nature resulting in a calm kind hearted animatronic who would if been a perfect daycare attendant had he been rebooted into existence before the unfortunate abandoning

[@joke1able]

You forgot giant cupcake. It's sentient about as much as the wet floor bots with the added bonus of actively swiping at us.

[@nympseudonym]

Ruined Candy Cadet would get the same score as normal CC, but with an extra point in Hazard (he's been moldering/rusting alone in a cave since FNaF 6) and Sympathy (he's been moldering/rusting ALONE in a cave since FNaF 6)

[@Unsightly7846]

The enlightenment continues. With every smooch video we get closer to the light. Onward, my brothers and sisters. Very fun video!

[@nixxie119]

This is so rejuvenating compared to all the theories. It's nice to get goofy, but still valuable information.

[@BellyThatProductions]

Amazing Ranking! Although, I would give Mimic... one sympathy point to be generous. He was made to hang out with a four year old and only learned aggression from his Creator/Father beating him to death within an inch of his life, and everyone from then on out using him to either make a quick buck or make their work easier, and he just kept learning and absorbing all this information. I can't help but feel a little bad for it... It's just doing what it was programmed to do, and it can't really unlearn the violent behavior it gained over the years and it just keeps building on previous knowledge..... soooo yeah I do feel slightly bad for it. Slightly... Still overall that nets his score a one. Still would be a terrible kiss.

[@Hex.A.Decimal]

Just tell Mimic "sure you can be Gregory from now on, let's get ice cream" It just needs a hand to hold and guide it. It could be friend shaped.

[@stephaniesheep1147]

It could be friend shaped, but it could also reshape you to have no limbs... Guess it depends on your charisma

[@Hex.A.Decimal]

@@stephaniesheep1147 I wish I could like your follow up multiple times.

[@stephaniesheep1147]

@@Hex.A.Decimal same here

[@diarawisteria2218]

​@@Hex.A.DecimalIf the Mimic became Gregory M., there would be no more smooching, just forehead kisses. That's my son, now.

[@kirbondacob8661]

“The kids are never coming, 2 sympathy points” is so funny. Great work as always!

[@ultmateragnarok8376]

I think the DCA's hazards, aside from the claw-like endoskeleton fingers, ought to include that loose metal netting on their pants and torso. That stuff, even if not sharp at the edges, is definitely sharp where it's twisted off at sections, and wobbles around as they move even a little bit. Eclipse is also completely out of it - the 'kids will flood in in the morning' line is said at some point in the afternoon, as it's fully light out when Cassie comes in the window. I thought the endos were pretty cute.

[@monke7919]

Noteably moon seems to have gone mad with pain from the constant agony imposed apoun him and sun with every transformation considering he talks about the grinding gears in his head making "us" freezs and be unable to mive and how the light makes "us" hurt he seems to if in his fragile state of mind come to the conclusion that sun only ever suffers by being in the light and determined the best thing for both of them would be to have sun take a nap so he can take over but in his broken state of mind he cant see hes only managing to scare sun and seeing moon continue to say "us" instead of "me" or "i" shows he truly still cares for sun even if in a twisted messed up way brought on from a broken mind infected with glitched code

[@Loujieee]

Yup, we really REALLY have watched our beloved and precious papa bear go from a perfect 10 to a pitiful 0. I just really hope he's fixed somewhere with Gregory and Vanessa being the father figure Gregory always needed. Also I would probably try to smooch the M.X.E.S

[@slimeinabox]

Chica's quiet sobbing always implied to me that she's as intelligent as freddy and roxy, but has so much extra programing to try and make her not eat trash (that still doesn't work, thanks faz-co) that she can't express herself in anyway.

[@CRandyGamble]

This was fun! I think MXES is the most smooch able but Glamrock Bonnie...I just want to save him. Maybe smooches after the rescue, if he plays his cards right. Poor guy, all smashed up and immobile. He deserved better. Thanks for the laughs!

[@CorinneStephens]

I would actually argue that Monty's bite power here should be a 1, not a 2. Though his sharp teeth and big gnashing jaw are threatening, Cassie (a child) is seen able to somewhat fend him off with her bare hands. She also survives an altercation with him at the start of the game where he came at her jaws-first. Still not very smoochable though

[@navyvjewel]

I love the little tsundere, rivals to lovers situation going on with M.X.E.S. It’s so funny

[@syweb2]

Gotta say, I love the DSaF appreciation throughout the video. 7:05 Only to the people who call him "puppy". 9:52 Don't forget the jagged, cracked plastic. 37:00 Tiny? That thing is like 6 feet tall! It may be proportionately lanky, but it's still got big hands with meaty bludgeons for fingers. 48:09 Good choice, baby gators are adorable. 50:10 Excellent writing and editing.

[@A_SunDae]

I think it would be interesting to make a "disqualified smoochers" list. I think it'd be interesting to see if you'd do a guide on them too

[@auddragon2247]

Now to figure out which lipstick would work best for the most smoochable bot.

[@TheBigsRayRay]

It's been a month since this video was released, and I lay awake at night till this day thinking about the determined Animatronic kisser… Especially how they could be in this very room

[@wafagdplqs4421]

Fun fact: Eclipse is a sweetheart I know, it's shocking right ?

[@champe0n61]

Hell yeah it's 50 minutes. I can't listen to music like I workout idk what's wrong with me. Thank your for your service!

[@thattransmuffin]

1:03 “If a little shorter” * Makes an almost hour long video*

[@NekoChanTheKitty]

When I was watching Markiplier play through SB, I didn't really see the appeal of Sun/Moon. Your first smooching video had me completely rethinking my opinion on them, and now I have a lot more fun with it ^-^ This was an excellent follow-up, I love the in-depth way you do these!

[@latileaf260]

"You've been smoochin all up and down the Vegas strip,and none of them kiss as good as your old sport" ARE YOU IMPLYING D A V E HAS BEEN THE ONE KISSING ALL THESE ROBOTS?!

[@Joblerone]

I'm obsessed with the idea of the person going in and smooching dangerous animatronics, kinda like the protagonist of Sucker for Love

[@personexisting123]

Cant wait to see what the objective, factual smooch list for the ruined animatronics looks like!

[@generalcrab0009]

Honestly, I’d give the Mimic a single sympathy point. It does sort of have a sad backstory. Basically it was created by a dude called Dr Edwin to look after his son and after his son dies in a car crash, Edwin beats the Mimic out of anger which is probably what made the Mimic act like that (cause y’know it mimics peoples behaviour) I don’t entirely remember it’s backstory but it’s mentioned on the Wiki. So yeah I think he’s deserving of at least 1 sympathy point

[@Gameytarsier62]

I have said this once and I will say it again, I thought you weren't supposed to bang the machines!

[@Nativah._.]

you're not supposed to yiff the fox, thankfully, there is no foxes here

[@llewelynshingler2173]

​@@Nativah._. If we are forbidden to yiff the wolf, then a riot will begin

[@Nativah._.]

@@llewelynshingler2173 a wolf is not a fox, hope that helps

[@Rmm565]

​@MyNameIsUnknownSmthINeverTold bro are you dense they're talking about roxy

[@Nativah._.]

@@Rmm565 roxy is a wolf...a wolf is not a fox....what are you missing from this conversation

[@waggieentertainment9387]

I haven’t seen anyone talk about this so I’ll say it here so people see. In Bonnie’s green room above the conveniently placed bowling lanes there are… tally marks. 134 that I counted. Perhaps Bonnie felt trapped and he wanted to leave the Pizzaplex.

[@tikimillie]

6:18 if he got the same problem as real life aligators, you can simply hold his mouth shut. Aligators put all the points into powerfully biting down and forgot to put any points into opening their mouth.

[@Iwuznothere]

You Kiss the Moon and You Kiss the Sun. You Take Everything that Seems like Fun. You stir it about and when you're done, You share a big slice with everyone.

[@agentkmr]

This is funny, but then you realize what Ruin's codename essentially is and *_i r o n y ._*

[@Joopdr]

I love these videos so much, thanks for being such a great content creator!

[@notrealnamenotatall2476]

Thank you so much! 😊I'm glad you enjoy them!

[@stephaniesheep1147]

I don't care what you say, I'm kissing all of Sun/Moon/Eclipse.

[@stephaniesheep1147]

Although Sun and Eclipse are cute, I lean towards Moon more...

[@mikoevelynn111]

I disagree with the wet floor bot ruling of sympathy points. The animation for deactivating them looks so sad and it breaks my heart!!!

[@drfeelgood98]

It's finally here! Can't wait to find out how digital bunny threat ranks ♡

[@drfeelgood98]

I firmly endorse and agree with the opinions in this video lmao

[@sweetsharonda]

This is going to be a historical moment

[@casualcommenter7152]

This video puts the “X” in M.X.E.S.

[@AriesAngel29]

I can’t believe this video was almost an hour long. I really like the longer content . Thank you 🙏

[@analogboi9434]

Nobody can resist MXES' Chad jawline. It's over for Mimicels

[@dmoe329]

Im just imagining a cop dragging you out of the ruined pizzaplex as you struggle to try and escape and kiss the robots.

[@animatronikki]

As per usual, you are doing the Real Work and I stand in awe of your dedication. This isn't always pleasant. It isn't always rewarding. These are the perils of rigor and comprehensiveness: for every sympathetic Daycare Attendant or downtrodden Roxanne you have to rank and go over, there's a slew of mini Music Men and headless Freddies and other godawful horrors that require the same thorough inspection. There can never be enough appreciation for just how much sustained focus goes into an endeavor like this. I just thank my lucky stars that I live in an age where I can know there's someone like you out there, fighting the good fight.

[@NebulaCloud2]

I'd give sympathy points to Mimic, he was beaten up by his dad and he probably doesn't even know why, and he probably doesn't even realize he's doing bad things

[@c.e.o.ofturkeys2508]

Ruined Monty is adorable how dare you not have the exact same opinion as me

[@BasicallyRANDOMYT]

M.X.E.S. out here looking like Glitchtrap hit the gym and became a giga-chad

[@Doki_Doki83]

Your smooching guide videos are absolutely my favorite videos to watch idk why but your rating makes me satisfied

[@Quaxophone]

Whooo new video! Also I love that you included the blurry MXES screenshot in your thumbnail lol

[@notrealnamenotatall2476]

Ooftroop made it for me and knew exactly what it needed. XD

[@gamasannin5668]

Gotta watch these guides before the movie...

[@comedyman2817]

I love the story you put into this video and the idea of not cassie but some random person going into an abandoned restaurant to smoocheth thy robots is hysterical

[@RapaxGuardian]

Hear me out: when down where the Mimic is, bring Roxy and smooch in front of Mimic. Now Mimic sees smooching, and mimics smooching everyone. Day is saved!