The Rules of the Internet…Rule 34 Will Blow Your Mind | Brain Leak Ep. 31

[@happypasta6]

Too bad they didn’t go past Rule 34 because they missed Rule 63: “For every fictional character, there exists a gender-swapped counterpart of that character”

[@C-B-E]

They read up to level 41 but yeah😂😂😂

[@AxiEisa]

Yeah I don't get why that meme is funny

[@datguymiller]

Thomas the Tank engine>Tammy the Tank engine, his wife despite being the same class thus making them siblings. I was a weird kid

[@marcusthegamer348]

@@AxiEisaIt just is

[@dsunday6218]

5:06 "This is true" 31:57 "That is true" 39:06 "This is true" 45:33 "It's true. It is true."

[@marthmallow7420]

nice

[@AjEdw]

W dedication

[@mcbigdaddy]

Criminally underrated... Comment? Does this count as I comment I don't know?

[@morriganmcintosh]

Ethan's slow turn to Sean and then immediate laugh is friendship at it's finest

[@alexcoleman6199]

A way to keep audio only listeners in on the Toepisode is to refer to each other as “Toe Ethan” and “Toe Sean”

[@oofium4253]

Toethan and Toean.

[@Zenotakai]

listening to this makes me laugh in public while im walking makin me look like a psycho laughing by myself, thanks guys

[@piscesklara]

I was watching the fnaf episode yesterday in gym and i think i got a couple heads turned my way lmao

[@blade_of_legend]

That's so true aye, I'm laughin my ass off watchin this. And I'm sure my house mates r wonderin wtf is goin on 💀

[@Evilpickle37]

I sit in a cubicle at work where I don’t interact with others for hours at a time but I discovered a month or two ago that comedy is the only way to make the time go faster. I cannot, however, listen to brainleak at work. Someone will question it when I burst out laughing. So my middle ground is distractable, because it’s mostly just wade’s completely insane and random comments that make me giggle and the rest just makes me smile. Brainleak is not a giggle. It is tears from laughing too hard.

[@samvairaktaris2795]

gotta love brain leak sending its entire community into an existential crises

[@whtvrmelon]

Sean's existential crisis over death is literally me. Nothing frightens me more than the nothingness

[@somebody5374]

the nothingness is nice tho u just float around darkness for eternity not having to think or anything

[@maineguy342]

No worries

[@SamRK-1000]

@@somebody5374but then you can’t do nice stuff like the 5 minutes where ur really warm before you fall asleep, or getting excited at christmastime

[@somebody5374]

@@SamRK-1000 once you get older Christmas becomes a chore it’s just more money you have to spend money that your not gonna make enough of anyway especially if your living alone it’s tough man sometimes it’s better to float in the void than to live life

[@SamRK-1000]

@@somebody5374 damn ok go see a therapist

[@LunaticsOmen42]

The y2k thing was a real concern with computers getting confused going from 99 to 00. Nothing happened because thousands of people around the world spent a ton of time leading up to y2k making sure the computers were actually ready for it. It's not that it was never an actual issue. It was just handled in time.

[@ashleym586]

Yes! It's so important to recognize all the development hours that went into that not being a disaster. So. Much. Work.

[@Kiarankovu]

Yep, came here to say that. It's still bizarre to me how commonly people were using two digits to store years. Not a lot of faith in longevity :'D

[@hissoka]

i love it when my fav creators drop videos during my late night pastry shifts. bless yall

[@hissoka]

the started talking about toes 20 seconds in, I retract my previous praise. lmao

[@atomicukiyo]

The passing of the torch. I'm getting ready for an early morning pastry selling shift.

[@luxintelligentia4632]

@@hissokawhat kind of product you do? Whats your favorite and what sells the most? I llooove pastries and love baking at home also. Good bakers are my type 🤭🥺😆

[@laboon344]

​@@hissokathey*

[@ollienarvaiz3351]

same except mine is early morning pastry shifts!! i listened to this at 3am ☺️☺️

[@finny3990]

I feel Sean's crisis over dying and not having your consciousness to understand that thing so much. I actually talked to both my therapists about that and both of them told me that it would be better for me to believe in something. Doesn't matter what but just that something happens after death, so I don't think about it until I feel so sick I throw up. I kinda envy people that believe in some sort of afterlife.

[@glacity]

The thing that helps me a little is thinking that it'll be the same as before I was born. I'm not scared of where I was before, not existing wasn't scary. I have a lot of things I want to do now while I'm alive, but when I eventually go back, the act of not existing won't be scary, the same way not being born for billions of years wasn't scary. I also envy people who believe in an afterlife, but I think I'm better off this way. Why care about the environment or pursue the things you love if you believe that Earth is just a waiting room and you'll never run out of time.

[@frimchi]

​@glacity this.... actually did something to my brain chemistry, I think. Didn't even know I needed this 😂 Thank you, very well said

[@Burbund]

Ethan not knowing what /b/ is makes the rules even funnier

[@jenreii]

Please, how did I have to search the comments for this reaction ?? 😭

[@ryree_what3]

I have picked up the Seánism of saying “Don’t mind if I yes” 😂

[@_Arcanna_]

Same

[@Finley.joshua]

i always value seans opinion when it comes to movies cause he tends to have very good taste but WTF YOU DONT LIKE BABY DRIVER?!

[@CSGremlin]

I’m with Ethan with wearing socks unless showering or around water.

[@Lesley_RedRhody]

As someone with bad knees, I’ll go a bit further than Ethan by admitting that I’m rarely barefoot in my apartment. Fair play to Seán, though, for having no such issue. My _”Personal Ick,”_ as I like to call it, is my stomach. I *HATE* mine! I’m so fucking self conscious that I can’t stand meditations which mention the stomach or belly. I brought up that last point because I love my Calm App. It does help me sleep better, which is why I downloaded it in the first place. But I could definitely do without hearing about my least appealing attribute. What are your _”Personal Icks?”_ I’d be interested in reading whatever the Lovely Leakers feel like sharing. 🧠👀🧠👀🧠👀

[@samserpent]

Nah yall just weird

[@CSGremlin]

@@samserpent I don’t like my bare feet touching

[@daeundances]

im exactly the same, but i get very cold feet so i will freeze wo socks all the time

[@animeartist888]

Same. But it's less about the feeling and more about how my feet are just constantly ice cubes. I got me some warm wooly socks for wintertime and sometimes they're still cold inside those.

[@pandasNpeace]

Had a bad brain day today where I kept going back to bad memories, but listening to you guys giggling about stupid stuff helped me get through work. Thanks guys!

[@jaylawless05]

The new SAW movie is going to be Sean as jigsaw and Ethan trying to escape peanut butter death traps 😂🤣

[@for.the.tainted.sorrow]

Ethan's experiences at restaurants at 50:40 are so real 🥲 I really wish more places had actual allergy protocols - it's so important!

[@OhSoSeptical]

I can’t fathom how people don’t take allergies seriously especially if it’s life threatening. ‘Oh it can’t be THAT serious’. That grates on my nerves

[@sarahrankine9347]

My boyfriend is a plumber, my uncle is an electrician, my brother-in-law does carpentry and my dad used to work in IT. My family is just collecting useful skills so that we never have to hire anyone ever again 😂

[@sarahrankine9347]

Side note: when I went on my first date with my boyfriend, I told my mum he’s a plumber and her genuine response was “keep him, we need one of those” 😂

[@DubThirtyThr33]

I know being as big as y'all have gotten kinda removes you from the audience that supports your platform, and I get that neither of you will see this, but I'm sure if parallel universes exist, there's a universe where I've kicked it at a pub with y'all and I'm just really happy for that version of me! Eef, you're such a wonderful unique human and your creativity and ability to create such expressionate content is such a wonderful privilege to see! Your legendary role in Unus Annus, your incredible win of creator clash, your INCREDIBLY smooth and successful rebranding, you're such a gift to the platform and your name is among the biggest in the industry! I'm sure SO many content creators are envious and in awe of the creation of that incredible year of creativity and content (and one of the most impressive displays of TRUE art that will be immortalized forever) And you gorgeous potato man Sean, I was there in the beginning watching Happy Wheels religiously and seeing the amazing things you've done, (Thanksmas, your INCREDIBLE interviews, an acting career and your multi stint in voice acting and AMAZING exposure for indie devz) has NEVER ceased to blow my mind! You are both loved And cherished! Thank you for existing!

[@kathrynm5074]

It's nice to know that Sean and I apparently share that feeling of laying awake at night thinking about my consciousness ceasing to be.

[@theycallmemrtibbs1684]

I love that you two talk about nothing in particular. You always make me laugh! Stay leaky!!

[@juniperbheironquros7389]

It's funny to hear Ethan talk about Dec. 12th 2012 cause that day I was in my fourth grade class and everyone was losing their minds in excitement cause it was 12:12pm on 12/12/12 and it would be the last time all the numbers would line up perfectly like that (at least not for an incredibly long time)

[@grant1245]

Ethan not knowing what /b/ is shows how innocent he is

[@val-eo9oo]

he is a grown 27 year old man.

[@Mel0Dramaniac]

​@@val-eo9oo fr like a grown ass man I highly doubt he's "Innocent" lmao

[@HazardWolfCorp]

I was thinking exactly this, how neither of them know what it is....oh boy...

[@Myeran]

Wait what is that? I'm 23 def not innocent but could always use more corrupting 😂

[@PaniOlutek]

@@Myeran All the rules comes from 4chan (I hope you know what that is xD) /b/ is like its main page. It was a thing like reaallyy long time ago i think like 15 years? or 20? I think it was first the most popular anonymous forum so there was a lot of sick shit going around like all that edgy teenagers would love xD

[@majorwaveproductions]

Another day, another leak. Welcome early leakers! Hope you're ready to leak-in for today's leaker-leakisode

[@radiokitten8903]

3am Finals grind with Sean and Ethan?? Yes, of course, thank you very much.

[@kaydennicholls7213]

I feel that

[@mandms6837]

Good luck

[@motleythewild]

Fun fact whenever your brain registers pain, it releases endorphins to counteract the pain. Hence why pain can feel pleasurable.

[@Raynerd]

57:37 SEAN! You reminded me of a disappointment I had long forgotten. Now I'm absolutely shattered inside. We're missing out, and we have no idea what we're even missing out on. Graphics. Mechanics. Sounds. 😭

[@gwinnellheald8592]

The convo at 4:35 really reminds me of the pinky debacle with the grumps 😂

[@reillyniesz4641]

Ethan’s reaction time not being fast enough to honk is so me 😭 I never honk when I should!

[@Jaylinex]

Want more guests, I have fond memories of Jacksepticeye seeing him cross over with his old idols makes me happy

[@wigglymonkeys]

There's no possible better thing to do at 1.27am then listening to an entire episode 9f brain leak while interlocking my grippers

[@corronc3646]

I wear socks and slippers like they're an extension of my feet 😂😂 I really can't go barefoot 😭

[@awesomeadamfrom2099]

Awesome job Ethan and jack with the podcast like HAPPY WHEELS

[@newyears93]

Jack released a new Happy Wheels episode yesterday

[@scrambledhegg1772]

I get not wanting to inconvenience people, but telling your server there's a mistake with your order is so much more productive than telling them everything is fine and leaving no tip

[@animeartist888]

Thisssss! Especially since it's very possible that it was the kitchen staff who messed up and not the server. Tipped wages are awful. Just speak up, please.

[@alfadasfire]

Ethan "im not into feet" getting so hyped for the "toepisode"

[@arsgoeboy]

49:08 that’s when you play your La Cucaracha horn, so they definitely look up, pay attention, and then realize the light is green and pull off by the time the melody is over. You don’t have to be like “aw did they hear me?” Naw they definitely heard by a few notes in

[@andromeda4655]

I’ve once interlocked toes with a friend at a sleepover (either it was a dare or just such an awful idea that we had to try) and can confirm, it’s just the weirdest everyone involved and watching hates it 😂

[@jimbomyboy9679]

I'm also an atheist and don't believe in anything after death, but I have a very different emotional reaction to the concept and I hope that explaining my own view might help atheistic/agnostic people who feel scared about death. Personally, I find the idea of your brain just going offline very comforting. I view it as the same feeling of when you wake up after having a dreamless sleep and it feels like you just suddenly transported in time, but without the disorienting aspect of waking up. The universe goes on, and one day even the universe will reach that state of peaceful, eternal rest. No matter how terrible, or good, or average your life is, no matter what happens to your loved ones or hated ones, everyone at the end of their life gets to peacefully rest, and they don't need to feel pain or guilt or suffering. My perspective is absolutely affected by religious trauma, as I find the concept of an afterlife or reincarnation horrifying, even removing any aspects of judgment for sins like in Christianity. And seeing as there is nothing you can do to avoid death, I believe the most important thing isn't stressing over what happens, but making sure that your life and the lives of those you care about are as happy as possible before you go.

[@jgambit2399]

I love how there talking about hydraulics to pe*** jokes.😂

[@MothicalBeast]

7:32 ETHAN SAYING THAT IT IS A SUBREDDIT THE WORLD IS HEALING

[@mikaonthemoon]

Thanks night shift for making me an early leaker 😂

[@Kj_Morgens]

Same here lol

[@wolfiemuse]

For context for everyone around 25:30 $3000 is what it costs roughly to get a crown on one of your teeth in the United States. I had to pass on getting a crown because getting it pulled for like $500 was better.

[@SirDinklebamp]

I was sniffling my nose right when Sean said that bit about fetishes. THEY'RE IN THE WALLS

[@_Geist]

y'all's chaotic rants n rambles are like a fine soda. i don't like wine so you get to be soda

[@majorasmom1]

One time my Dad accidently wore a blue shirt that matched a Greyhound Bus driver's shirt. All through our trip, people kept asking him questions about the route and to help with luggage issues.

[@laurenwallace6723]

awwww wait, i loved last night in soho! i thought it was a really good slow burn thriller. i can get how it could fall short as a horror, but if you go into it with a "this is a thriller" mindset, it's fantastic!

[@ariaquato2777]

Me, casually a plumber listening to this as a fix a sink… and then get mentioned

[@enderlauren7248]

y’all, wit a scooby snack and some snacks this ep actually made me lol

[@kfad]

These 2 not knowing the rules came from 4chan... So innocent. So pure.

[@jenreii]

I kind of understand eef, but Sean isn't that much younger than me... so, I guess I had a weirder youth than I thought 😂

[@matildakristensen541]

1:10:58 My dad was playing GTA when I saw this dog humping part as a little kid and he was like ''This is too inappropriate for you-''

[@_Arcanna_]

My Seanism is anytime I'm playing a game or watching something and someone has to jump or fall from a high place I go "Ooo broken ankles!"

[@TheStefaniMAY]

My vet doesn't even say my name, it's "Groot's mom?" "That's me" "Hello, your son is all done now!" I have a lot of animals, a few require exotic vets, every one is either 'ᴾᵉᵗ ᴺᵃᵐᵉ Mom' or 'Miss ᴾᵉᵗ ᴺᵃᵐᵉ Slater'

[@ahogehope]

“It’s from some kind of subreddit” How pure to not know where /b/ comes from

[@LampDoesVideogame]

I'm watching Gab's Alan Wake 1 playthrough, and she said "Don't mind if I yes" when she got to Cynthia! Lol. 2 years ago.

[@lilbean3683]

As a massive f1 fan im loving these convos about sean and eef driving 😍

[@benanderson6829]

Love this podcast! Never fails to tickle my pickle face.

[@autumnc8914]

just as i was looking for something to fall asleep to. thanks boys

[@Iskornst]

As an electrician, being asked to do stuff at home outside of work hours..... it'll take weeks no matter what it is XD

[@aidanw7268]

Sean: blows like 20k on a sim rig without question Also Sean: this $10 car is way too much

[@jonnysixx]

Always listen/watch while working out 😂 and I die laughing in the middle of the gym 😂😂😂

[@dreamon_slayer5108]

and Ethan does indeed sit in a chair with a spoon of 'peanut' butter slowly approaching him while Sean threatens to kill Ethan if the don't reach 5mil

[@Wrenmaxwell7299]

Thanks for saving my life eef

[@Horror_Starr]

I love being stoned while watching you guys 🫠

[@Elizabeth-Rose88]

Same, snuggled up giggling with my hobnobs 🤭

[@AdamReichle]

Bro, I thought I was the only one that thought death was just it, and you cease to exist, it's so mind-boggling, and weird. maybe its just bc i have ADHD too, but yeah, glad to know someone else things like that, bc i don't believe in afterlife either

[@lunah1488]

I want to apoligize to my old Camp Counselor, she told me she doesn't like feet or feet touching hers , and my little teen brain at the time was like "heh wouldn't it be funny if i touched her feet with mine to freak her out" and well I did and Karma struck hard because through the years ive started to also hate feet and feet touching mine and like Eathen I have to like always have socks on. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

[@queerskiesahead847]

I 100% relate to the light is green horn and not wanting to talk to the manager. I absolutely hate being "that person".

[@carabencivenga8713]

Completely off topic but I just got new head phones, so when that "whoosh" transition sound happened going from the podcast to the ad read, my heart left this dimension. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SophiiLuca]

I don’t drive myself, but what makes me really angry is when people use their phone while driving. I’ve seen big trucks and cars in mid traffic while staring at their phone. They are so dangerous.

[@alexfoolio]

In regard to getting into random places; there are guys that do this exact thing. They put on safety vests and just walk straight through doors and buildings pretending they gotta do maintenance work. They once brought a ladder to a cinema, like, to where you watch the movies lol

[@graceann3005]

i was literally making my hello fresh and put these dudes on while i was cooking :))

[@ulrickoopman2970]

im with Ethan, my toes are always covered, I hate the sensory of other things touching my feet

[@Harlequin_Eyes]

The frequency in which I have an existential crisis when I should be sleeping is TOO damn high

[@jtabel]

it's probably a little late to talk about Ethanisms but one that I've noticed is he says "*insert word* babyyyy"

[@wolfiemuse]

29:30 “Holllllly shit!” is my variation on that, haha but yeah he says that a lot!

[@SamRK-1000]

Hearing Sean talk about playing Gran Turismo was really nice, it’s not a true sim but it gets pretty close. GT7 isn’t what it could be but it’s still playable.

[@3dmaster-749]

You 2 on my TV ... an incredible experience ❤

[@mamaduck8229]

So funny watching this racing info while my kid is working security the whole week at the f1 event this week in Vegas.

[@kachweena]

Hear me out: house slippers? You allow your feet to breathe but you also don't have to have your bare feet touching floors and carpets. And if your feet are cold, you can still wear your socks but now your socks don't have to directly touch dirty floors/carpets either. Keep em cleaner for longer.

[@WomenRQueensNMyFaceIsTheThrome]

THIS!!

[@Sarah_Beth96]

I had no idea these two had a podcast ❤❤ super happy to find out lol

[@GothMaidenSixx]

The thing sbout not wanting to be a bother and such, another thing that goes hand in hand with ADHD is RSD (Rejection Sensitivity Dysphoria), which is as the names states. Having a hard time with rejection, so confrontation is very difficult. Among other things

[@thesmushroom]

Them not knowing what /b/ is and thinking this came from a subreddit instead means the world is healing.

[@uhohspaghettios3801]

Ethan and sean not knowing what /b/ is makes me feel both very happy for them and very envious of them lmao

[@poolboyatvampiremansion]

I 100% get Ethan's sock thing!! I do the same. I don't wanna be collecting dirt and grime on my bare feet

[@marthmallow7420]

i don't like to make the floor smudgy by being barefoot but sometimes i don't want to wear socks. my solution: sandals or some slippers 👍

[@aaron088]

i luv leak time 🕰️

[@rachelwadsworth2530]

34:11 when I got random searched at the airport when I was leaving Dublin, they asked me to turn on my phone & switch and open apps/games as well. It was very strange.

[@EtherealGoddessTarot]

Watching this post thankmas knowing the peanut butter bit came to fruition

[@samanthafuselier3867]

please drive ur car simulation next video together. u can have a feet cam for the pedals haha to get that feet content in there. but that would be very funny yall talking and crashing every minute 🤣

[@malteaser]

Sean bringing up pipes....*sir don't traumatise us we're still recovering from IRIS*

[@alepratt18]

I love Sean just being so confidently wrong about gta5 coming out in 2011. 2013 boyo

[@lunasmiles73]

The concept of death unnerves me because of the thought of, what is the point of everything if it just means nothing in the end, we keep going for either nothing, or something, and if there is something then all you do is watch your life just- die. You leave everything and everyone you love and then there is just nothing left

[@uncoolcat95]

Listening to this podcast is better than smoking weed (which i quit doing a few month back). It makes me laugh so hard and genuinely cures my depression. Thanks lads :D

[@newyears93]

Congrats on quitting weed!

[@uncoolcat95]

@@newyears93 thanks :D

[@aaron088]

congrats on quitting weed! i stopped 4 months ago, and this is my fav podcast :^)

[@uncoolcat95]

@@aaron088 cool, that's awesome :) I think it was about 4 months ago that I quit too :D

[@Kingbimmy]

As someone with a foot PHOBIA, this intro was tough. I agree with Ethan, I don’t even like my OWN feet. But I’m so severely disgusted by feet that it makes me feel physically ill. So I guess I’ll be skipping the “toepisode” 💀 Also it’s driving me nuts when they brought up the human psyche and synapses crossing- that is actually apparently why people have foot fetishes. The brain areas associated with genitalia and feet are adjacent to each other in the brain's body image map. I just fucking cannot handle feet. I need to stop typing about this before I vomit 😵‍💫

[@II-woOOoOOO]

. boo 🦶

[@dramaticundertones5889]

Somehow I am both Ethan and Sean when it comes to socks but I am 100% Ethan when it comes to velvet. It's as if nails on a chalkboard were a texture.

[@alorahangelvt]

If you guys haven’t already seen his videos, I think you guys would get a crack out of Jaden Williams dad/grandpa driving livestreams. He really plays into the driving and crashing it’s hilarious! 💯 recommend! 😂

[@getcraftay]

One of the most annoying things to happen in the car was my dad was driving and I was in the front passenger seat. 3 blocks in a row, a light at each. EVERY time the light turned green this girl in front of us was looking down at her phone sitting at a green light. My dad would honk and she literally held her hand out the window like "1 min". So my dad honked again and you could tell she was all frustrated and yelling something but we couldn't hear. The 3rd light doesn't she turn into a gas station to get gas. You couldn't wait? 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ Anybody else think of the How I Met Your Mother scene of Marshall joking about Wallem Defoe every time they hear his name? 😂😂😂😂

[@SmashUwU]

I though Ethan was talking to himself on the hello fresh add 😂😂absolutely dead

[@Sir_Slimbread]

1. I 100% agree with Ethan. Feet are nasty. The only times feet should be exposed are while you are sleeping(because they get covered by a blanket), taking a shower, and changing clothes. The grippers must be containded. 2. Ethan, don't listen to Seán! Don't just play Alan Wake 2. Play the first game, Control, and then after AW2 you should play Quantum Break(because it is phenominal as well, but not technically part of the Remedy Connected Universe due to legal reasons). I can agree that you might not want to play them back to back to back, but if you take a couple week break between them, you should be fine(a break also gives you more time to digest the story).

[@TAMP.mp4]

Everyone on the spectrum rn going "yup... Ethan's acoustic" 1:56

[@thesanguinewizard]

You should've called this podcast: "We should do..." 😂

[@Jokin_Jake]

For Thankmas can you record the locking toes episode! We need to see the grippers!