The rumors are true. Portal 2 is a good game.

[@DietJoov]

Older stream from a little bit ago. I'm still a bit stuck on the London video edit, but will have more streams soon before my vacation trips coming up!

[@T1ttyLedz]

Thought I missed a stream and was so angry, nope...

[@HumphreyHorsehead]

The Orange Box had Portal not Portal 2.

[@captain_jeknan2741]

There's a puzzle map series in Minecraft called Kitacho Laboratories or Kitacho Labs. It has a VERY similar feel and has another map coming someday.

[@iOxideAUS]

is it possible to add the date of the stream in the video description? i've seen it on other channels and it helps piece the timeline together

[@sinsspawn11]

For another good puzzle game play the talos principle. It gets a bit tough

[@02lucy666]

In case you didn't know, the one Delamain in Cyberpunk was actually a nod to Portal and Glados. Since the cake was always a lie (even though it wasnt), maybe deep down shes just became lonely with the years and just wanted to be a companion

[@Thisandthat8908]

i mean if you ever played portal (or come across glados), you could not possisbly not notice that it was.

[@02lucy666]

@@Thisandthat8908 yeah posted that comment sorta right before that very line with the bad person played out haha

[@Bethgael]

"Going to attempt a _manual_ override on this wall" always gets me.

[@Bethgael]

Okay, serious answer on your burning nipples question, coming from a fair-skinned redhead who has fed 6 kids: They did burn. They just didn't show it, is the short answer. The long answer is this: your nipples have a different "skin level" makeup that means they are both more sensitive at a deeper level (which can lead to sexual pleasure and "baby feeding now" hormonal signals) but at the surface level, pre-damage, can be less sensitive. This is because a baby will feed off them (and yes, this applies to men, too, as nipple tissue is similar across the sexes so genetic blips don't happen). They become less sensitive at the skin level the more damage is done to them, whether that be by a baby giving you blisters until you want to scream or by getting sunburn. Men can get breast cancer. They can also get melanoma in their nipple tissue. Use sunblock.

[@x-LINX-x]

Don't forget that they're darker than the rest of your skin so the melanin absorbs more uv radiation in the first place so the uv cant penetrate as deep an burn. Is why people who evolved in areas with more sun have darker skin, its better at blocking the uvb rays. Europeans developed light skin so the reduced amounts of uvb in the north could penetrate deeper to help with vitamin D production, this also leads Caucasians and N.Asians to be more at risk of sunburn an skin cancers than African, Latin, S.Asian or Arabic peoples.

[@x-LINX-x]

Don't forget that they're darker than the rest of your skin so the melanin absorbs more uv radiation in the first place so the uv cant penetrate as deep an burn. Is why people who evolved in areas with more sun have more melanin, its better at blocking the uvb rays. Europeans developed light skin so the reduced amounts of uvb in the north could penetrate deeper to help with vitamin D production, this also leads Caucasians and N.Asians to be more at risk of sunburn an skin cancers than others

[@x-LINX-x]

Don't forget that they're darker than the rest of your skin so the melanin absorbs more uv radiation in the first place so the uv cant penetrate as deep an burn. Is why people who evolved in areas with more sun have darker skin, its better at blocking the uvb rays. Europeans developed light skin so the reduced amounts of uvb in the north could penetrate deeper to help with vitamin D production

[@x-LINX-x]

Don't forget that they're darker than the rest of your skin so the melanin absorbs more uv radiation in the first place so the uv cant penetrate as deep an burn. Is why people who evolved in areas with more sun have darker skin, its better at blocking the uvb rays.

[@x-LINX-x]

Don't forget that they're darker than the rest of your skin so the melanin absorbs more uv radiation in the first place so the uv cant penetrate as deep an burn. Is why people who Live in areas with more sun have darker skin, its better at blocking the uvb rays. Europeans developed light skin so the reduced amounts of uvb in the north could penetrate deeper to help with vitamin D production

[@MakabeMatsuri]

I see so Portal 2 is good which means squirrel with a gun is goated right

[@DietJoov]

I gotta be honest. Hot take here. I think Portal 2 is a better game than Squirrel with a Gun

[@Spoodabandit]

@@DietJoov👎

[@VelverosaVelaryon]

​@@DietJoov This Was a Triumph

[@smokestack_lightning_999]

D:

[@Caol1]

Watching someone enjoy Portal 2 for the first time is so nostalgic and wonderful! It's the one game I'd give anything to wipe from my memory and experience fresh again.

[@Byroad3]

I’m watching this sped up so seems like you’re figuring out the puzzles super fast! A+ Joov

[@demidevsn]

Hope he goes all the way through. It’s a treat to watch my fav streamer play one of my fav games with fresh eyes, even if it’s painful to watch sometimes 😭

[@spk8131]

w thumbnail chat is shockingly fair at grading performance

[@summerlovesyou7586]

I was guilty of being high on LSD the first time that train horn went off 😂

[@Xavier_Destalis]

That must've been interesting. This game already has trippy effects at times.

[@summerlovesyou7586]

@@Xavier_Destalis it was absolutely beautiful and so hilarious my belly was sore for days from all the laughing and crying I did 😂😭 Portal 1 was trippier for me because it was so lonely, and I was actively theorizing that the game took place in outer space. It was a massive curveball to find out at the very very end that I’m on earth. It immediately grounded me and made me think “so glados got away with murdering the entire facility!? Where tf are the cops!?!?” I HAD TO KNOW MORE, wasn’t even planning on buying portal 2 until the very end of portal 1

[@Xavier_Destalis]

@summerlovesyou7586 Glad you enjoyed it. :-) For the record, if you're unaware, Portal and Half-Life take place in the same universe.

[@imac.13]

I missed most of this stream. I only made it to the intro. Glad to see there is proof I was there for a little bit lol 1:32 -tibsentribe

[@DehellJV]

I've been struggling a lot with insomnia lately, and your videos have been a huge source of soothing and relaxing moments to get the melatonin going. This specific video was peak, rediscovering a game I really loved back in the days and appreciating how good it still holds up, accompanied by a genuine and funny yet somewhat calm streamer, was a very enjoyable experience.

[@thatfrackinguy3005]

Gotta try the portal two mod that lets you have a 3rd portal that travels back and forth through time. Its sooo fucking hard

[@VelverosaVelaryon]

What's it called

[@horakhty2217]

@@VelverosaVelaryon Thinking with Time Machine

[@DietJoov]

THIS EXISTS?!?!?!?! BECAUSE AFTER FINISHING THE GAME (VOD TOMORROW) I JUST WANT MORE PORTAL

[@horakhty2217]

@@DietJoov I gave the wrong name in there my bad. That one let's you record actions and replay them. The one they meant was "Portal Reloaded". I think there were 3-4 more good ones, I also see "Portal Stories Mel" in my library that one was decent too.

[@fk4998]

Hey Joov you should try skyrim vr with the irl walking mod. You have to walk on the spot in irl for your character to move in game.

[@msihcs8171]

I was considering pledging for the Virtuix Omni One, it's kinda pricey, but being able to physically walk across Skyrim a few times would be fun

[@sofa_king_kool]

That thumbnail; simple, yet elegant. Magnifique.

[@kaiovilela4766]

Its so good seeing "it" clicking for him and how the game literally makes you slowly but surely >think with portals

[@chkchkpap45]

This should be a fun one! Definitely love your normal Bethesda content, but also glad to see you branching off on this channel with other fun games

[@Dalmoon98]

Plz plz finish this game papa joov

[@Force2reckonVods]

And here I thought *I* was bad at puzzle games.

[@Jamesgoonie]

So excited for the next stream of this!

[@theorb4011]

2:19:05 you know the mechanics are always by the entrance... you don't even have to look around the level.

[@NumbersAfter]

The official Wheatley companion for Skyrim was still really neat.

[@hi_im_sota]

My fellow VOD watchers. With the cease fire with twitch chat officially ended, I would like to formally put forth the motion of redirecting our war not against our LOST brother and sisters of the twitch chat but against our benevolent “leader” joov! He has ended the cease fire for no reason other than to sow DISCONTENT and HATRED amongst us! His ever humble and peaceful VOD watchers and twitch chat members. We have no bad BLOOD with the twitch chat! We are of the same cloth! I say it’s high time we band together and end this war by taking it to the one that stands to gain from OUR bloodshed!

[@summerlovesyou7586]

Omgggg I literally just spent the last 12 hours binge watching streamers play Portal 2 and fucking JOOV uploads a portal 2 video 😭😭😭😭 This is literally the best day ever 🥰🥰 (Aaand he just blatantly murders the Oracle Turret, once NEVER seen anyone NOT pick up the Oracle Turret lol D-)

[@toristeele2012]

Hey Joov! Been a fan for a while, but unfortunately don't comment often. I'm glad you got to experience Portal 2 for the first time here! I do love this game, and seeing new players have those "A-HA! Lightbulb!" moments in the tests is really fun to watch. I was backseating a bit in my brain a little bit watching this, I just couldn't help it. EDIT: Rounding up the whole video as a grade, I give you an A-. I think that's good and fair for playing this blind.

[@GloomRng]

this is a really great watch , lots of nostalgia !

[@Spoodabandit]

WHEATLY CONFIRMS JOOV DOES HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE!!! *and after watching his gameplay I can also confirm he definitely has brain damage*

[@prydzen]

where is the dungeon only run?

[@StuPhee]

Playlist starts with newest episode

[@LazzyRoad]

Portal 2 is the 1 game I regret not finishing before I tries building my new PC

[@Collisto2435]

Can't wait to see part 2

[@davidnicholas4509]

I have a challenge. Take on the gray beards on top of High Hrothgar.

[@blackwingred3473]

so when are we seeing part 2?

[@bryceinshanghai]

yo,Joov I love the vids and the vods keep it up.

[@narwhaltacos2197]

Dagnabbit…keep forgetting you’re not on Rumble yet. Oh well….guess I can slum here on youtube.

[@3dub907]

Does it make sense in slow motion?

[@johnmiller19925]

I really want to see the rest of portal 2. Played it when it came out and forgot how good it was.

[@wmdank4918]

The testing never ends.

[@blipbuggaming2942]

Why did he kill the oracle turret, they’re so nice

[@Aceship]

I’ll head to the Twitch chat when you stream on Australian time

[@6aith]

Is this on, like 1.3x speed or something??? Maybe I'm just tired, lol. Just sounds speedy. Thanks for the sleep stream, Joov. Always gives a reason to watch it a few times, first for good sleep, then got content!

[@skyeb.261]

source games have always messed with my mic gain setting, probably the same thing happening here

[@bobiboulon]

1:34:45 My hypothesis: Your nipples are darker than the rest of your skin because they have more melanin, which make them more resistant to sunburn, like a person with an inherited dark skin.

[@rvikrv]

Really want to see the second part

[@toltusone]

Wheatley reminds me of Crusty.

[@charlotteeeast]

I replayed portal 2 for the nth time this morning, great timing 😂❤

[@that_one_helljumper]

Yes, portal is amazing. Also now I know which came to replay for the 100th time, couldn't decide earlier

[@Xavier_Destalis]

You and Jabo need to Co-op this game, Joov.

[@Man_of_Duty]

One of my favorite games of all time I've beat it 10 times over

[@kams8759]

oh i remember him talking about this

[@bobiboulon]

Awesome game. Also very good at making you feel brillant for solving the puzzles. ^^ 1:17:47 Played it at x0.25 speed: I'm not sure what she's saying, but I'm sure she does not give you an explanation on how to proceed.

[@KatherineBuck]

It is the first paragraph of Moby dick or at least part of it

[@Bob-Dole-Hole]

5:01 Hmm idk at the time it was a good idea but now..

[@Official_King_Penguin]

I thought back on this game the other day and I gotta say it's probably in my top 5 or top 10.

[@cesarpereira1625]

The oldee sibling telling the othwr was found i the trash is universal, even at brazil i hear siblings saying that lol

[@randallwilson4088]

She's a robot and is an basic AI and she knows it. That's where the second person comes from.

[@thatfrackinguy3005]

Now you should try to do portal reloaded

[@GnightOwl]

Ooh fancy feast

[@sammerriman946]

we are your doom now joov

[@The0bsessed]

crashes into old aperture and talks about doing a short stream to end Portal 2 xD

[@TallulahSoie]

2011 was a peak year. Probably one of the last before every major studio started their downward spiral with excessive monetization and politics. Portal 2, Skyrim, Minecraft, and DayZ(2013) started the gaming revolution online around this time. It's a shame we're now stuck with the authoritarian nanny state of YT and Twitch these days that won't let people do anything.

[@Batnano]

imagine never having played portal before LOL

[@Spoodabandit]

I'm not a cat person but my favorite breed is Russian grey they're beautiful and have super nice coats and always have pretty eyes other than that I strongly dislike stinky cats who piss n shit inside if it pisses n shits outside id like that cat

[@Thisandthat8908]

i remember the orange box peeing me off because it required this new online steam crap. and i rejected steam for quite a while. But in the end it was preferable to all the securom and safedisk stuff But not to a game "modded" to bypass that. But a reminder to all who cry about Denuvo all the time. Things were far, far, FAR worse in he past. Seriously, SO much worse. When talking about the performance impact of securom we're not talking 1-5 mostly imaginary fps, we're talking unplayable.

[@Skufnut_]

Chat is absolutely insane for giving joov anything higher than a C past chapter 2, I was just surprised in how he never realized portal on the white, cant on the black.... or not realizing momentum is carried while falling, you don't need a faith plate to launch yourself.... joov i love ya but cmon man really think with portals

[@Hidden_Fern]

he literally does know both of those. maybe watch more than half an hour before deciding someone is bad at their first playthrough of a game man. being rude and incorrect is just unnecessary

[@Skufnut_]

@@Hidden_Fern not once was I being rude in my statement, point to the malice and ill eat those words but it’s called constructive criticism. If anything I was more annoyed with chat for grading him like he did everything completely right with the As, that’s besides the point, who the fuck are you?

[@samoks69]

​@@Hidden_FernI'm at 2 hour 45 he doesn't know 😂

[@Spoodabandit]

Wow joov Dont forget u literally just finished squirrel with a gun so that's 2 other games you've finished Jedi and squirrel with a gun

[@Xavier_Destalis]

Read his comment, this happened before SwaG

[@Spoodabandit]

I think Joov is forgetting that in the American grading system c is average and definitely still passing maybe I was just a c kid who didn’t give a shit but a c+ slightly better than average and should take it no ones being harsh love💚

[@ChadVanryn]

Did you say that you're going to play Lil mosey boof pack as a prank. I haven't heard that song for a couple of years so now I'm going to stop watching this video to go watch that

[@Spoodabandit]

I would not want joov as my teacher he would grade everything way to high and not allow room for improvement by not even being able to be critical of himself let alone others…smh bad Mr.Joov

[@Thisandthat8908]

17:45 is why i hate t2s...

[@ericvillar3971]

More kenshi please

[@spirit5923]

MY HEART IS SHATTERED, I CAN'T WATCH THE STREAMS ;_;

[@zachr369]

Hi vod joov

[@DndMisadventures]

i find it funny that GLAdOS makes a comment about the players mother but GLAdOS is the players mom

[@Moomow7561]

Recently started playing it with my girlfriend

[@Spoodabandit]

“How ever I did not Know abT the secret” my mans that's the point to a secret🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ the shit that comes from jobs mouth sometimes

[@LoneStarX]

I've never been able to play portal or half life for more than 10 minutes at a time before I start getting vertigo. Only 2 games I can't play.

[@MrEvanNoyes]

Lie

[@sweynskarilsen9105]

Really? What is it that makes you experience vertigo?

[@LoneStarX]

@@sweynskarilsen9105 I think it's the actual graphics engine. When HL first came out I played it and after the first couple times I noticed it. Same with Portal. I could and can play other games all day long and never have that issue. Weird.