The S** Guru Returns! Fighting & Getting Attacked by a Fan - WAFFLIN' FULL PODCAST

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Joe Weller & Theo Baker bring you their brand new show: Wafflin'. Addressing interesting questions and topics sent in by you, the viewers. Comment below what you think we should talk about next! #WafflinMafia
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[@alf6665]

Anyone throwing a glass at Malfoy isn’t a true wafflin mafia member👊🏼

[@Conighttonight]

Wafflin mafia should be on that guys shit

[@theozzy567]

Konaito yeah they should of given him a beating

[@leroystyl8840]

exactly 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@monkeynews1320]

He’s a ledgend whoever threw it

[@MoAli6]

@Lee Taylor I’m a KZbinr 🔥 who has interviewed KSI, Joe Weller, Ricegum etc. Go check it out on my channel 🎥

[@christianswallow2213]

Boys do u want me nan on the podcast, she’s a proper alpha

[@joshg7046]

How does this have three likes?

[@aceplayys7847]

Talia mar

[@christianswallow2213]

Joshg 704 should it have more or less 😂

[@joshg7046]

Christian Swallow Less.

[@lewiscoad8402]

Joshg 704 got a bit more than 3 now sorry pal

[@ezeSecured]

I’m sorry but I’m ac so glad joe weller was put on this earth, I’ve never felt so related to a “celebrity”/ KZbinr Thanks for all the likes guys, I was just rewatching this podcast at work, I can’t be the only one who listens to them more than once aha

[@reece_2336]

fr he doesn’t act prestige and actually talk about normal things what others can relate to

[@Simmnxss]

OMG Literally same mate!

[@MoAli6]

@@reece_2336 I’m a KZbinr 🔥 who has interviewed KSI, Joe Weller, Ricegum etc. Go check it out on my channel 🎥

[@bennn4120]

I'm crying, they really spent 10 minutes calling Joe a nonce then had a sponsor looool Express VPN banging their heads on the table after that one

[@robyngreen9545]

I knowww ong

[@seanc5279]

Luke looks like the exact target customer of topman

[@Ben-jq3ov]

Lol or asos

[@lsmmo2328]

This comment is underrated 😂

[@seanc5279]

@@Ben-jq3ov glad to see it's not just me who sees it lmao

[@jackstanden7466]

I definitely have a feeling Joe is going on SAS who dares wins

[@joshg7046]

Defiantly?

[@morgancole3121]

or i'm a celeb

[@itssmithhd3615]

@@joshg7046 definitely * it autocorrects for me sometimes as well

[@HxnryB07]

He was going to go on the last series of SAS who dares wins but turned it down. However he regretted turning it down so yeah I'd guess that he is going on SAS

[@romamhealy5483]

Back that

[@liambartlett6527]

Some kid in the slums of India is walking about with Joe's kitty T-shirt on 😂

[@extra6839]

doesn't have to be a slum just because its India man lmao, give us some respect atleast

[@extra6839]

@kane harry nah its not deep when it doesn't have anything to do with you, but when you say slum you automatically mention India which is embarrassing for us. Couldn't have been "any" other country.

[@CastTerror5]

@@extra6839 I'm Indian and I wasn't offended , relax man

[@extra6839]

@@CastTerror5 you're not the only indian in the world, man. Point still stands

[@Dand40]

@@extra6839 but india is a poor country

[@jackconway5894]

Joe seriously take the deal, honestly just sell out the wafflin mafia don't care

[@paultalbot6540]

True, we want joe to have money !

[@butv1874]

It’s UFC deal

[@alfiemetcalfe3009]

Ino! I’m actually happy when I see ads on the vid Cus these are real genuine people and they deserve the money.

[@Megan_Jennifer]

I want joe to have the money but i also want him to be happy...

[@toms136]

We need a “ya know” counter in the bottom right

[@longmeadsfc9651]

Petition for ‘ya know’ merch

[@davidmaitland-jones5132]

Anyone else feel like these three are their mates as opposed to three blokes you have never met 🤣🤣

[@connor8995]

Their

[@nosoul449]

@@connor8995 this is youtube not an english exam 🤣🤣

[@owentoms8568]

had a stroke readin that fuckin hell

[@connor8995]

@MICHAEL ye mate I had to read the comment abt 5 times to understand it 😅

[@jackvickers8816]

Nooooo really that’s not the point of the podcast is it ?????

[@tiayemm3831]

Joe-“I’m quite vanilla in the bedroom” Behind Luke a pair of handcuffs 😂

[@davidatkinson2048]

Theo was literally on fire today, absolutely hysterical

[@davidmaitland-jones5132]

Lads I feel proud. I was the one who sent in the Maeve Wiley question and I feel like I have a connection with Joe.

[@josheastway5832]

lol you fancy maeve

[@davidmaitland-jones5132]

Josh eastway have you seen Sex Education? Not fancying her is more worrying than fancying her

[@jamesfinlon4185]

Josh eastway you DON’T fancy Maeve?

[@hen4267]

Josh eastway mate you good?

[@robertrb7601]

Josh eastway who doesn’t legit perfect women

[@iliyasuddin980]

Premier League, Sidemen and Wafflin, what a day

[@davidmaitland-jones5132]

I’m an arsenal fan too lad

[@joshg7046]

DMJ Unlucky you too.

[@calummcadie-kelly2896]

Iliyas Uddin preaching that comment 😂

[@SHIZZLE71]

Well... what a day in quarantine

[@nicklevyemail]

Love how as soon as Theo starts wearing his malfoy costume he gains so much more confidence

[@hmcooper3985]

gotta get emma mackey on, heard her on other podcasts and she’s actually sound, or alternatively the girl who played amy.

[@alecpuleston]

she's called amy irl lol

[@_ghost_3278]

Just take a moment to deep how much better Theo’s hair actually looks

[@archiemoore9006]

Trust happy for him

[@bennessling3375]

yessss

[@LCyanited11]

Fr Nate Ik mate I’m so happy for the lad

[@tedgbird]

malfoy is back lmao, he’s actually got a better hairline than tom felton (the actor).

[@ryandavies8679]

Ini

[@jackdawson8271]

Like if this is the best podcast ever

[@liamwalsh1620]

Nah

[@charlie4009]

Brother?

[@filthyuncleben2645]

just isnt it

[@georgealbertella6058]

Joe Rogan?

[@leobolam3529]

True Geordie?

[@Sam-nj9im]

Pissing in the garden is so standard, it shouldn’t even be an argument

[@jack36afc18]

Luke is mad, literally every animal to ever exist pisses outdoors, its not that deep

[@MRSTYL-cc6sl]

Why so many ads

[@mmm-bi1my]

Many animals throw their own feces at each other and live in trees eating insects, should we do that too?

[@user-yv6jz2je9i]

JACK36AFC wait hang on a minute you use this logic?!? Might have to give it a try myself. Next time I won’t wipe my arse when I have a shit and I’ll just tell myself no other animals wipe there arse when they have a shit so why should I. I’ll keep you posted with the results!!

[@redroseplayz3479]

You might aswel walk on all fours then

[@rhyanclements9672]

@@mmm-bi1my thats on a different level to pissing outside mate, you cant compare those. Pissing putside is very different to throwing your shit at a mate

[@WafflinbyJoeWeller]

WE ARE BACK!!!! MISSED YOU LOT! Apologies for the audio being a bit weird between 12 - 30mins. It's all good after that and we'll make sure it don't happen again! Enjoy the show 🔥 #WafflinMafia

[@georgemorris4889]

saw you guys in exeter the other day, impy was fucking mental

[@joelongley0689]

Loved the episode, absolutly bloody smashed it again lads!💪💪

[@priestesspeaches9095]

It's called arousal non-concordance when a victim experiences physical arousal, pleasure and orgasm whilst being raped or sexually assulted. When genitals are stimulated the physical response can be out of a persons control. Arousal non-concordance can also go the other way where someone feels physically and emotionally turned on but not hard/wet for instance. It's a complex issue that causes a lot of shame for people. Also, Joe I think you'd benefit from researching "tantra" and how men can actually seperate ejaculation from orgasm. The best male tantra teacher I know has a webite called Tantra-life. His name is Solar. He teaches men how to do this.

[@ADU17]

Another great video! Keep these rolling 👍🏽

[@benadams8186]

Cracking episode

[@myutubeaccount4542]

Malfoy waving his wand around every time he speaks made me crack up

[@marleybinghaamm]

we want "Kylie jenner" on the podcast

[@taylorfield5491]

Who else thinks Joe’s TV show is gunna be SAS who dares wins, defo is

[@jpat13]

“we never really get molested” 😂

[@ethanm6890]

Theo’s come out of his shell hasn’t he 😂

[@user-rp2tz9lr1m]

Ethan Kendall so has ur mun

[@petermiller4268]

J quality mate

[@ethanm6890]

J yea absolute quality mate....

[@john3035]

J yeah really a lot of absolute quality mate

[@aaultra3787]

It's the costume

[@bodams6305]

Get Maura Higgins on this podcast imagine 🙌

[@tomchurchill6958]

The merch should just say “Ya know” on the front

[@JV-rf6is]

And "it's just the done thing" too!

[@randomgeeze6148]

This trio works so well. Its like a modified top gear all just taking the piss and having a laugh🤣 id love to see an episode when they are all in a car together would be funny

[@peternickson2715]

Class idea

[@randomgeeze6148]

Peter Nickson init everyone always vibes differently in a car

[@GlenCameron51]

Wafflin roadtrip

[@Fiiggy]

Yes

[@montybaly2462]

When joe said “Buxton army”. Everyone liked that

[@JzzOr110]

I didn’t

[@JzzOr110]

Rohan F Pinch (Disgybl 2014) mate I have commented once u nerd 😂😭

[@lauhad1]

I’d actually love to give a woman’s perspective on these sorts of questions!!

[@toby7122]

The brand deal they were talking about at the end is probably ufc 4

[@butv1874]

Ye it is

[@olliewalton361]

Yep, he says in JaackMaate’s podcast

[@harveycampbell1407]

Mate I absolutely lost it when Theo said “nice confident slag” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wwoooffwooff]

Boys during august surely you could pre-record 4 wafflin’ episodes for the month? Just a thought

[@2ksaad]

Deonardo LiCaprio great idea hope they do this

[@makka1793]

might be abit forced tho and lose there quality

[@harveyGTI]

Some topics will be out of date tho

[@jackharford2206]

Deonardo LiCaprio yessssssssssss

[@new_eire476]

Even pre record 2 and release one every 2 weeks just to keep it fresh

[@cliffey7969]

Was really taking a liking to Luke to then find out he pisses on his girlfriend

[@tysonrn2543]

Whaaat? What time

[@joelred3549]

TysonRN around 40:58

[@rateme6166]

43:30 Theo’s right lol. Most of our drinking water is from recycled water, which includes toilet water lol. It goes through the sewage system then is treated using a device called a clarifier to separate the liquids from the floatables and sediment. Then bacteria and microbes are removed until you just get clear clean water, like spring water🤷🏾‍♂️

[@archiescott3672]

Does anyone else acc like joe saying “you know”

[@aaultra3787]

U can make it a drinking game

[@jbrondel9071]

No it’s kinda cringe I think

[@aaultra3787]

@@jbrondel9071 I wouldnt say cringe I just think its noticeable ygm

[@webb555]

No.

[@louiewebster9056]

Yes Archie now

[@Ads_Snaps]

the way theo says, 'oh one last thing, i do also sometimes piss in the sink' had me dying

[@deepsleepandopensenses8843]

Don't think I've seen Luke bite like he did when Joe and Theo were lying about him 😂

[@lukerafferty6362]

Luv ur content keep it up❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@jamespope1657]

I feel like theo is getting much more comfortable and thriving on the podcast compared to the older ones

[@ethzvn1185]

he was a bit of a prick on this one though

[@a2l861]

Why?

[@em-pr8dx]

ethzvn they were both a bit of a prick to Luke and Luke had a fair point

[@zac7790]

Corona Time what point was that?

[@expshotty6436]

Joe is 100% going on SAS: Who Dares Wins

[@sportssocial1388]

Well he’s not

[@ethanm6890]

@@sportssocial1388 Big Jack speaking confidently like he actually knows, trying to act clever. Stfu 🤣

[@JHolland]

Ethan Kendall he’s spitting facts , sas dont last 6 months also not allowed ur phone

[@ethanm6890]

@@JHolland yea hes "spitting" pure facts...its not a rap battle mate.

[@unclebens6031]

Ethan Kendall u can’t go on phone on sas who dares wins

[@Molly-cz5ve]

I started listening to these a couple weeks ago and I can say it’s reduced my anxiety so much about things that I thought weren’t normal

[@tcrpz]

need more of these!!!!

[@charliesutton3281]

Nobody:... Wellard: Ya know

[@dangreenberg4752]

Imagine if there was a "ya know " count in the corner

[@charliesutton3281]

Dan Greenberg lmao

[@owenthomas2147]

Anyone noticed how many times luke says “x amounts of time”

[@JJ-gh2is]

Yeah I’ve lost count - must be x amount of times now... sorry

[@franciscoybighartson8854]

Jake Levison u sad little boy

[@charliejatk]

It'll be because of his law course. He'll be taught to say that if there is no number or actual fact behind it

[@Willem_Pooley_Golf]

I’m so grateful for this channel honestly like they are having a raw conversation with each other about personal things like the brand deal on camera because they feel like they can share that with the wafflin audience it’s just amazing. Most youtubers and podcast would talk about things like the brand deal off camera and then say the outcome on camera but these guys just say it raw. Serious respect guys. xx ✊

[@joehayes3081]

Just listened on Spotify but here for extra support ❤️ Joe is for sure going on sas

[@davidmaitland-jones5132]

Get Emma Mackey on one of these. Legit that would be too jokes

[@eshanrace191]

Surely they would never be able to get her on 😂

[@wylergurden9601]

Weller wud get a hard on

[@rubyx560]

they do need to do this

[@harrisonenglish9248]

Theo was so joke in this vid. Seems like he’s becoming more confident

[@adcalzyy9990]

We need more than one of these every week 🤣🤣

[@lucybrookes2690]

thank god for Joe and thank god for this podcast , just watched this again for the fourth time - quality

[@dylanaka8984]

Theo is actually class on the podcast now he has more confidence

[@davidmaitland-jones5132]

Joe saying he sold 213 figures reminds me of David Brent saying how many CDs he sold of his single in The Office🤣

[@uk5g262]

And gareth saying he bought 5 🤣

[@jamesgillett9559]

I feel Joe would make a sick ‘travel vlogger’ kind of channel if he could do something different daily that would excite him, particularly if the boys were with him

[@danjporter9532]

Let’s get this channel to 1 MIL!!

[@genericuser7845]

GET STANARD ON THE POD Also crying with laughter within the first 15 boys keep it up 💪💪 Edit: they’re gonna get him on at some point ayyyyy 😂

[@tutin4090]

We haven't seen Dan Stannard in a Weller video since...2014??

[@genericuser7845]

TuTru I think he’s briefly in bend it like Beckham and a baker fa cup penalty vid from about 4 years ago wearing a palace kit where Malfoy and Weller have Brighton kits on😂 seems like a top bloke tbf

[@absolutelyunreal3613]

I thought Luke was gonna cry when Theo brought up the pissing in the shower thing 😂

[@darrylliu.]

Luke isn't 6 years old mate

[@webb555]

Dno why u thought that

[@jamiegemmell4970]

However good ‘old Weller’ was, this is prime weller on wafflin and I’m loving it

[@yokuredcorner4128]

old Weller was cringe and belongs in 2015-2016, I love who Joe Weller is now

[@ld5667]

@@yokuredcorner4128 cringe now but we all loved it back then we’ve all grown up including weller

[@oliviarose_makeup_6135]

I love this I talk like this with my mates talk about everything and anything so I love listening to this feels like your talking to your mates

[@hhhhhhhhhh314]

theo’s has been on absolute fire in the last couple episodes. he’s coming for that alpha status and joes gonna turn beta

[@mommymillie._.]

i love the random costume theo lmaoo

[@francisdavis7888]

Not random it’s literally his thing

[@WhatsThatPodcast]

The friendship that these boys have is so raw and true. *That really is hard to come by.* And somehow, I and all of the wafflin mafia feel as if we’re a part of it. *You guys have inspired me in ways you can and will never know.*

[@amycampbell5445]

I’m the only one who notices the fluffy handcuffs?😂

[@Jamezzwalker]

Wellers definitely going on Celeb SAS: Who dares wins!

[@drj7132]

Ye I’m actually nervous because they normally bully the youtubers and everyone knows joe has a cocky personality but I think he will do good tho

[@elliethomas1245]

Yeah he 100% is, I actually can’t wait, to see him on that would be sick!

[@alfutd5629]

Omg that’s exactly what I thought

[@mendo5459]

Yeah, that was the first thing that came to my mind

[@alfutd5629]

Actually that wouldn’t take a month to film so idk what he’s going on

[@ellaflowers8265]

don’t have merch that’s just like the wafflin logo, make something that’s wearable if ur going to make tops :)

[@elenathorne7363]

i love how malfoy and joe are just talking about all the madness what was going on and luke is just like thankyou to the staff awww so sweet luke

[@rebeccagildea4011]

Absolutely loving this. Came from jackmates happy hour... Binging and loving it 👍😁

[@kobiela3484]

Get Katie price on the podcast she’s perfect for it

[@niallhosler1429]

I bet joe goes on either I’m a celebrity or SAS Who dares wins

[@hugopayne3760]

Defo bruv

[@largewoodman1953]

That’s exactly what I was going to say

[@dominickellett5987]

Considering I'm a celeb is mainly live im going for SAS who dares wins

[@lewisdeighton3054]

How will he be able to go onto the wafflin insta though ?

[@tedgbird]

someone needs to make a list, cant upload, allowed a phone, done in a month, he can’t speak about it,

[@joshipaulin]

Can I just say these podcasts are exceptional just amazing love you lads

[@foxwest791]

Watching Theo analyze his points using his wand as a pointer is unreal😂😂😂

[@noah3778]

32:28 “Random buxton army member” 😢😢 haven’t heard that in a minute

[@davidmaitland-jones5132]

Noah Ikr. Brought a tear to my eye. Haven’t heard him say that since like 2016

[@joeclark6413]

A girl telling me she's on the pill when she actually isn't is the scariest thing in the world to me no joke, babies are scary man

[@alannahhornsey837]

How do you think girls who get pregnant feel

[@aaaa-xf3hx]

Maya Imogen Farris They have the choice to get rid of it. If you get a girl pregnant who’s already lied chances are you have no say

[@alannahhornsey837]

aa aa You haven’t got it that hard honey

[@harleystammers991]

Maya Imogen Farris shut up

[@alannahhornsey837]

Jacob Parks Oh bby :(( xxx

[@reisssmith2223]

This podcast is the best! Making me piss myself laughing before work, love you guys way too much 🤣

[@calebmason8135]

theo should wear his malfoy outfit more often, he was on top form this episode

[@hhhhhhhhhh314]

just gonna let you know that ur biceps are getting in the way

[@JzzOr110]

Simp

[@johnbriny1126]

SIMPPO

[@yesfinally5966]

Joe it’s so funny when you say ‘ you know’, please don’t stop doing it , it’s hilarious

[@webb555]

It’s really not.

[@ethangodlieb]

Respect to the boys for always keeping it real on the pod - if Joe needs some time off take it! We’ll all be waiting when you’re ready to come back 🙏🏼

[@eaglesfan148]

Definitely the best episode of Wafflin, I was in hysterics the entire time! Well played to Joe for taking all the banter so well! The boys tipped him this episode

[@mitchellmurphy6203]

finally my favourite time of the week

[@joshg7046]

Vito Scaletta 😂😂

[@BlueRose2101]

Finallyyyyyyy, best time of week when I get that wafflin notification

[@jailbreakerskiller]

Absolutely hilarious boys good to have you back

[@calumgame827]

i genuinley feel like youre a totaly normal guy me and my mates can relate to you so much i appreciate that

[@traffxrd]

In regards to the whole “females can’t rape a male” a female cannot be charged with rape BUT a male can press charges for a FTP (forced to penetrate) and sexual abuse which is the most a female can be charged with. If there’s anything you want to add then feel free.

[@Ali-ns6fx]

The sentence length for both are equally weighted in the law so although the naming is fucked up, and is in the works of changing, the sentence is equal. Just to add👌

[@Will00428]

I have a feeling he’s either going on SAS Who Dares Wins or Hunted.

[@slvarney5461]

I was thinking it could maybe be hunted but who would he do it with?

[@emilyg8449]

SLVARNEY if it was hunted he would not be able to go on insta cos they could find him

[@joeclarke4382]

I’m a celebrity get me out of here maybe?

[@kobiela3484]

Joe Clarke nah that’s in December

[@londonbatehead2438]

Joe: we gave all of the Kitty merch to charity Kid in Syria: At least it’s clothing

[@Al-ex92]

Proper entertaining this is ✌ Got quite far into it before I got bored

[@frankkkie1598]

One wink is one drip coming out 😂😂 Theo is acc too jokes

[@jackbarry7066]

Why stop waffling in August. Can’t you just pre-record the episodes. I can’t go a months without wafflin

[@rl8259]

Exactly

[@Cheetahmonkey1]

Well they talk about a lot of recent events so it would be hard to do if they recorded day after day

[@joshg7046]

“a months” nice one.

[@toma-yb4gz]

Joshg 704 you’re so hard going into each thread being toxic.

[@joshg7046]

toma140803 3 Wasn’t really toxic, wasn’t really tryinnnto act “hard” either.

[@daytonhsines3505]

Love how real you all are and how I can relate . Would be good to bring Elliot on

[@benjackson7541]

These podcasts are goated ngl

[@mw7_]

Absolute limbs when a new wafflin’ comes out 😂

[@finnlittle3741]

Ngl the shitting and pissing stuff had me in tears I almost chocked on my own laughter

[@northsnicestnoshes7042]

Hey Joe, I’m a big fan, and i have been for years. I have just watched your podcast with JakMate (on my main) , and wanted to wish you all the best! I love both your podcasts and your main videos, and I think you’re hilarious 😂. You inspired me to start my own whacky channel myself 😁. I cannot wait for what the future has in store for you because you are brilliant! You are what makes your videos great. Much love and all the best ❤️

[@finleynewman4142]

my favorite thing to watch 🤩

[@jasgoti4707]

theo in the middle of joe and lukes argument is too jokes

[@frankierichards4655]

Theo and Luke should carry on the podcast reacting and talking about the show

[@CoolToMe_]

its being filmed in august

[@frankierichards4655]

CoolToMePictures I know lad

[@CoolToMe_]

@@frankierichards4655 ah okay, your comment doesn't make sense then.

[@user-yv6jz2je9i]

Frankie Richards what he means is they won’t get access to the pre release show footage so they can’t react to it while he’s gone

[@CoolToMe_]

@@user-yv6jz2je9i ?

[@foster8975]

The fact the sponsor was dodgy especially after that conversation😂😂

[@Harryhas26]

Another solid performance from Theo. He really is in form at the moment. The hair has truly given him a new lease of life.