The Santa Heist - GTA V

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[@littleg5664]

Santa (Geoff) acting like he knew everybody and what they wanted had me in tears.

[@jat6758]

You guys missed a trick by not having Lil J as your elf on the inside.

[@PanSpaceman]

turns out he was too short to blend in well :c

[@10GaugeManiac]

Ryan could have been the gnome pretending to be an elf.

[@thegamingsnorlax196]

JaT he did kill them all at the end so close enough

[@sharkie0042]

I’m proud to be your 666th like

[@roxaslight7503]

@@sharkie0042 please keave

[@deyacht5224]

Gavin and Jack should have been team Ginger and Bread

[@stateofhibernation]

As long as it's not wet bread 😂

[@kyrilleygo8379]

@@stateofhibernation as long as it IS wet bread

[@FabledArts]

Ginger and beard....

[@SPastaL]

@@FabledArts ummm, you spelled bread wrong and it's right in front of you...

[@FabledArts]

@@SPastaL jack has a beard.. it was intented punny:'(

[@mudrulomudrulo1294]

- "It's a double heist, it's a double heist" - "BrownMan" is online Oh boy, that would be awesome

[@Kana-qb9kj]

Tears

[@Kana-qb9kj]

TubNub So sad

[@KeychainWolf]

@William Mlenar I always like it when ghosts come to visit.

[@discryptency]

Imagine a Faggio appearing in this and disrupting the whole heist

[@hf117j]

Imagine Rays brown smart car luggage and everything appearing and disrupting the whole heist, lol... Super creeper or an unexpected guest it'd be good

[@redneckgaijin]

Alfredo's worst nightmare: Santa rattling off a list of all the 80's-era girly toys from his childhood wish list...

[@krinkels26]

*_Alfredo's Christmas Wish List_* •Barbie Dreamhouse •Cabbage Patch Dolls •Rainbow Brite in Jem and the Holograms •Pink Cowboy Boots •Easy Bake Oven (Full Kit) •Jeffree Star's Conspiracy Palette And now y'all know what to send for the next unboxing stream!

[@Katsudon96]

if someone doesn't do it... ill be pissed

[@yaboipedro3166]

The conspiracy pallette is Shane Dawson's

[@archcape1237]

Yaboipedro it’s a collaboration between the two of them but in the video it’s referred to as Jeffree’s so that’s probably why it’s written that way

[@discodinooo]

@@Katsudon96 Be the change :p

[@yaboipedro3166]

@@archcape1237 yea technically Jeffree just made and distributed but the palette is Shane's

[@informalnarwhals]

2013: Steal presents. 2014: Deliver presents. 2019: Steal Santa.

[@bigboychris446]

InformalNarwhals they went 5 years without Christmas related stuff?

[@informalnarwhals]

@@bigboychris446 not in gta that i know of :( was rly going in for my 5000th santas delivery service rewatch then this vid stoked me out lol

[@Judel3isda]

The intro reminds me of the Council of Invisible Chairs from Sky Factory

[@JPEG0812]

Council of the Visible Chairs

[@MarkusxJxKeetz]

Judel3isda me thinks that was the joke. Still! Good episode!

[@greywarden2]

I was thinking more of Trevor's Chair in 7 Days

[@Pir-o]

Those are the chairs of all the people RT fired recently

[@edwardlomeli5657]

Piro Man F. Or the chairs they will use to fire the next people

[@jondoe1916]

Geoff was hilarious in this video. “Did Crystal send you? She told me I could touch her. She ENCOURAGED IT!” “Santa got an achievement!”

[@zloehrl55]

I didn't even realize Geoff was in the video, there was only Santa

[@WilliamHasMelted]

Me: "Aw it sucks Geoff isnt in this video" Micheal: "Santa is gonna be all grumpy and yelling a lot" Me: "Oh cool, Geoff is in the video"

[@bigboychris446]

Bob Jones I kept thinking to myself “who’s gonna be Santa?” And then it cuts to Santa in the Strip Club and I started laughing recognizing the voice immediately.

[@fancyLD]

geoffs incompetence truly never disappoints

[@JordanDragonAs]

It's his superpower

[@mitchellcrego1451]

Geoff was in character as a hostage trying to avoid capture and give his kidnappers a hard time. I feel Gavin’s incompetence and inability to be a gunner was more of a hinderance to their success.

[@fancyLD]

Mitchell Crego for sure, ‘santa’ was supposed to be the wildcard but gavins shooting ability in general is a wildcard

[@V2Blast]

It was especially funny when "Santa" had to basically force himself to play along because his kidnappers kept falling behind :P

[@hipp1eVT]

My favorite parts of the heist were literally the cutaways to Fredo

[@redmage808]

That was funny the first time. Then the fifth time it was already getting funnier and funnier

[@MexicAnime]

@@redmage808 agreed. Mainly because of all the chaos and screaming then suddenly. Quiet day at the beach.

[@toastedt140]

@TubNub The court of public opinion says you're wrong and very smooth-brained

[@MexicAnime]

@TubNub they've been going on 10 years of 12 year old humor. So you're right, it does work.

[@toastedt140]

@TubNub You have over 300 hundred comments on this channel. You obviously enjoy the 12yo humor too lmao

[@davidid3146]

"Of course, santas real. Wut? Have you been buying presents for your kids like an idiot?" Best Sentence in whole movie

[@videojunkie3429]

AWW I love Alfredo in the intro. Like he's acting but also semi genuine about being in his first heist. Love him.

[@404_beardalmighty]

It was nice of them to bring back Ray for this heist.

[@deejaydisco0o61]

"DAMMIT RAY." He always haunts the crew

[@AnimeLady501]

I love the whole progression of Michael and Ryan’s team name Daddy AF Daddy and Sir Daddy Sir and Daddy Sir Daddy and Baby Daddy By the end of it I was expecting it to be Master Daddy and Please Daddy

[@hf117j]

Then Yes Daddy and Harder Daddy, lol

[@alexmartinez5859]

@@hf117j To quote TFS: Oh God, Daddy!

[@kabbaage]

Hey, Ray was in this heist too

[@brooksandrew3505]

what where was Ray?

[@E_T_H]

Brooks Andrew he made a brief appearance for a second 21:03

[@fancyLD]

gavin immediately asking why ryan was daddy and not michael i cackled

[@killerwhale333]

Ryan should of responded "Because that's what Meg calls me."

[@jasonmoore5619]

Imagine it being nearly 2020 and still thinking Meg and Ryan comments are either clever, or funny

[@DaekoTan]

They are though. They exist so people like you can be annoyed by them.

[@DeltaVengeance]

@@jasonmoore5619 Funnier than you, at least.

[@Anas0_ali]

When?

[@FranchiseVideosINC]

I have no idea what I was expecting Santa-Geoff to look like but this was NOT it. But holy shit I was almost crying from laughing.

[@MexicAnime]

22:58 "I'm fear dancing!" I just lost it at that moment.

[@johnngo9355]

SECRET RAY CAMEO

[@Zaczac111]

The Ghost of Ray has come back, always remember how deadly super AIDS is.

[@PsychosisByOsmosis]

Choo choo, no brakes 20:14

[@joshantony2782]

Does that mean the ghost of Jeremy's hair has returned too?

[@JordanDragonAs]

@@joshantony2782 huh. Nooooo

[@Sumblueguy41]

The Fuck Train has no brakes!!!

[@brad2799]

“holiday weight”: nothing “candy and cane”: big funny

[@NordicRonin_]

20:15 He knew a heist was going down and made a Stan Lee level cameo

[@TheTrueGOATS]

20:26 for some reason Alfredo chasing that girl and them never showing the conclusion to it kind of creeps me out

[@OfficialSilverMoon]

Gonna be hard telling Millie her dad is the santa

[@hf117j]

Millie is probably used to it, lmao

[@wiseoldblackman5257]

Santa trying to conivnce alfredo should be an animation

[@NeFlorence]

Oh Matt’s and Fredo’s first heist? Nice

[@jamie2563]

It’s Alfredos first GTA heist but he was part of the microwave doublecross, so that was technically his first heist

[@wolfox7776]

I feel like Trevor, Fredo, Myatt and maybe Fiona should get their own Heist some day. Team W.A.F.F.L.E.O would no doubt be proud

[@bigboychris446]

Joe Bro Alfredos first makes sense but I’m kinda surprised that it’s Matt’s first.

[@kingbollywood22]

Took AH *3 YEARS* to realise that all we wanted is GTA Heists, Gmod and Minecraft. Rebrand the management team.

[@diamonddog2638]

I personally like all of their GTAs, for the most part at least.

[@B1rday]

I would also like more Mario Party

[@ameliagrace1226]

@@japansmoovee3773 no jacks great

[@rossfleming225]

Chair. Big brain time

[@EricBurns1]

The coordinates for the North Pole would be 0 E 90 N

[@sirapple589]

That’s what Santa wants you to think.

[@jameseats4144]

I am so glad someone else noticed that.

[@GittaHulkk]

@@jameseats4144 I don't get it?

[@theirishviking9278]

@@GittaHulkk on a globe 0,0 is somewhere along the equator

[@Eagle-rv3iy]

Gavin thinks santa lives off the coast off africa

[@eliflores9819]

I’m so glad they picked Geoff to be Santa

[@jayfuri5835]

Ryan slipping off the chair into a sea of more chairs is such a mood

[@caboosedestroyerofworlds29]

We’re All Friends Friends Love Each Other -Ray

[@simmy0019]

W.A.F.F.L.E.O.

[@GusCraft460]

The only thing funnier than “he has the gps coordinates for the North Pole” was Gavin promptly giving the wrong coordinates, placing the North Pole off the coast of Africa. The actual god coordinates of the North Pole is 90 degrees north.

[@FrogglesMcBoggles]

I love that the freeze frame for Team Cheer And Beer clearly represents who is beer and who is cheer

[@DynastyGuy]

Wait, so Geoff was Santa the whole time, and Geoff was murdered by Jeremy at the end of the video. Jeremy just killed Christmas!

[@MaserXIV]

Like a real Christmas special, the episode ended with everyone laughing together.

[@Slimmeyy]

Fun fact: it being warm makes total sense here. We've not had a single snowflake fall and someone had a rose grow in their back yard. Birds are getting funky again because they think it's time for it.

[@LPM12]

“there’s a lot of bickering in this heist” needs to become an iconic line!

[@Shinant0]

This intro reminded me that the 2 angriest people in AH are the 2 that are parents lol

[@hf117j]

I mean, Geoff is also a parent. But that still leaves a big difference in stats. +1 child -10 patience +7 anger

[@FurikusHex]

Geoff: I WAS SANTA ALL ALONG Everyone: Top 10 Anime plot twists

[@fireborn9535]

Michael and Ryan should’ve been Father Christmas and Papa Elf

[@openthinker6562]

Why isn’t Jack Santa? He’s got it all. The jolly laughs, the beard, the big belly...

[@t.j.mfilms3277]

Soba Dragon because Geoff’s funnier.... no offense jack

[@YraExalgaSkgs]

Thinking about it, he actually would make a good Santa. They missed a great opportunity.

[@MavericksHangar]

Jack is a women in GTA!! He can't be a jolly old fat man with a beard lol

[@venomsempire2434]

I was expecting Geoff to be wearing the santa costume

[@tsukikumoon2890]

Ready? Set...! HEIST! it's been a long time coming and I'm so glad that they're back at it again! Win or loose, this is what I love about AH, silly intros and all. 💖 Hope you have a lovely, happy, and amazing Monday everyone! Cheers! 😃

[@gabrielyt6575]

21:04 shout out to ray 😂

[@williamdunhan341]

WELL. Once it escalated, it escalated quickly.

[@rafie1238]

Fredo's shots of calm and/or beach fun were my favorite part in all this. Well done, editor!

[@lucash741]

Daddy AF. Well you're not wrong 😏

[@nandee1fuery]

Alfredo was easily the best part of this LP. "Holy shit, Santa, you're real?!"

[@legoworksstudios1]

The repeated cuts from the chaos to Alfredo just chilling on the beach reminds me of the Night at the Smithsonian movies where the little miniatures that came to life just punctured a tire and the escaping air is gonna blow them away, but when the camera cuts to a full view of the truck, it just looks like its deflating. Neat juxtaposition.

[@Raiga0310]

Matt teamed up with Liquor goblin

[@PenStab]

Should have ended with a orbital strike from the elves. To preserve the secrets of Christmas.

[@innkeepermolimo4548]

The occasional cuts to Alfredo were the best part

[@Panster7]

Meanwhile Fredo at the pier checking out girls LOL

[@GetShmanged]

"Santa can't make people like you, you have to get friends on your own." That was funny af!

[@KillerEggFromOuterSpace]

Perfect team name for Jack and Gavin: Team Nose Hair

[@courtneybrown9165]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lpharmer3496]

Is Jack known for hair?

[@KillerEggFromOuterSpace]

@@lpharmer3496 I was thinking beard hair with that so add that to Gav's nose and Nose Hair (Beard Nose and Nose Beard didn't sound right...)

[@lpharmer3496]

@@KillerEggFromOuterSpace oh thats obvious in retrospect. nose beard is nasty

[@IantheDugan]

These heists have always been so entertaining and are genuinely one of my favorite series' on youtube. I'd just really love to see ONE plan come together

[@beavinator]

I can't BELIEVE that glass of water stayed standing during that whole planning session.

[@captainbritain7379]

I think it was meant to be “Daddy and Sir” not “Daddy and Sir Daddy”

[@Thewatcherandloyalviewer]

I love the peaceful cuts between Alfredo and the rest of the team.

[@midnitest0rm]

I feel like only Michael and Lindsay’s Heists ever work.

[@CardinalSn]

Alfredo is easily the best part of this heist, the cutaways and his conversation with Santa was great.

[@xXGamerDudeXx13]

I'd prefer this as the Christmas Chair heist. Thank you Santa. Merry Christmas. :)

[@bruh_im_a_pigeon5597]

17:57 is one of the greatest reveals in AH history

[@meapickle]

For me, it's milly outing herself that she went skinny dipping

[@trentweaver4344]

The cut to Alfredo at 17:30 killed me.

[@chrisbuttonshaw2088]

"if you're naughty all the time Ryan, he's not going to show up!" = TRUTH

[@rockdude007]

I love the amount if detail they go into In the real life part

[@weirdgirl6382]

Was I the only one who got excited when I saw Ray log in thinking he was gonna make a surprise entrance?

[@calash1238]

imagine being the person who had to use that meeting room next

[@Sanctousfall]

Candy(Jack): Cane(Gavin), call the mugger Cane: how do I do that? Gavin has been mugged so often, he doesnt even know how to mug people in retaliation XD

[@Barret9559]

Michael: "There are too many Daddies!"

[@MetroSpartanZA]

I love how it seemed like everyone just forgot that Jack and Gavin died, while they were talking about how successful the heist was

[@andrewroy9263]

Ryan is not just on santa's naughty list, he's right next to darkseid.

[@StephenMckeighen]

0:22 "Brought to you by Nike's; JUST DO IT."

[@hardcorepoetic]

I'm glad that Matt was included on this one.

[@monmun841]

Yaaaaaassss

[@andriypredmyrskyy7791]

I feel like I got the real AH back for the first time in a few years. Y'all bringing the effort back. Love it.

[@TheGman4747]

The whole "daddy" thing is a bit awkward and hasn't aged well now given recent events...

[@SuperCatElvis]

20:15 BrownMan is online, rays back on that achievement grind

[@M3D1C2121]

The core value of not negotiating with terrorists kinda blows taking to Ryan during golf put of the picture.

[@lr-]

As soon as they started talking about how belligerent Santa was, I knew it’d be Geoff

[@SSXVegeta]

Santa Geoff rambling off things that he got for people was all I wanted for Christmas.

[@LawsonPhoenix89]

Geoff's RP was very on point here.

[@rachelbennett6464]

"Fathers Christmas" would've been a fun team name for Ryan and Michael

[@SpicyClover]

"I'M BABY DADDY, DON'T USE MY REAL NAME!" -Michael

[@noahsmith5385]

I'd love to see an animated version of pretty much anything after Santa gets picked up

[@ZJasmineDragon]

Geoff makes the whole thing

[@galadinwow]

When they said it was a double heist I desperately wanted it to be RT Core, specifically Chad, coming for his revenge.

[@jhoward8780]

Nice team names. TBH, Holiday Weight was better.

[@jhoward8780]

Also, Geoff as Santa was hilarious.

[@Thanatos35]

I can't stop laughing when Gavin said that

[@hf117j]

It's been a while since I noticed a Jack fat joke, lol

[@daftrok]

Damn, Warner be going hard on the budget cuts.

[@goodmorning8674]

ryan fell off the chair like "this is fine"

[@papeccavi]

"Baby Daddy, get back in!" "You're Baby Daddy!"

[@ETSawesome10]

Now that there are more members of AH they should definitely do an Alfredo and Fiona heist

[@VibrantlyDark]

When I heard Santa and knew it was Geoff I was so happy and then surprise Ray, great video

[@Bigrock624]

Santa has deep pockets and knows some people.... well someone's gonna get a stocking full of coal.

[@SSXVegeta]

"in the weeds" - you mean in the aquatic grapes?

[@christopher961]

For Christmas, Michael and Ryan are going to be doms. Lol

[@Whit3Br3ad]

Should’ve changed the text for the mugger to say they we’re going after Santa, not DGeoff