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[@SterlingHarrison]

“He lives in a PlayStation” shouldn’t have made me laugh that damn hard.

[@AfroCharlieable]

Aww it's kinda sweet that both the Willemses have the failsafe plan of "if you pretend to faint no one can get mad at you"

[@ItDoesntMatterReally]

The only place it isn't failsafe is in the Willems household.

[@bmo14lax]

@@ItDoesntMatterReally the boy who shit wolf

[@BigDicTRP]

lmaoo when did james say this

[@ohnoanotherputz]

If anyone else told me they drank the other half of Steven Segal's water I'd say it was bullshit.. but Ryan... Ryan I believe.

[@MainGoldDragon]

He's at the point where he can straight up lie and none would be the wiser

[@rexa8750]

Elyse is learning from James judging from that interview ass blood plan

[@Regbit]

They call'em Passed out Willems. Like Wet Bandits but somehow shittier

[@Lollocide]

@@Regbit Shittier and bloodier.

[@MeatisMagic256]

I thought she was going with a period excuse.

[@MainGoldDragon]

That was my first though too !

[@TheViera13]

I really feel like funhaus is getting back into shape, I've been enjoying these videos way more than the last few months. Also, Mando is op

[@raysravens52]

it's gotta be so much easier to riff off each other in person

[@CausticLemons7]

@@raysravens52 Agreed! Positive moves happening..

[@goodandevil1583]

Mando is bringing back that feeling a whole lot.

[@BenOlson1986]

@@raysravens52 lol i love Elyse's inability to figure social timing on zoom though

[@Wargasmo]

Yeah I was a bit worred for a minute there but I like Ryan, Pat, and Mondo a lot. Feels like they're working out the chemistry a bit.

[@ChannelyChannel]

I'm glad they've acknowleged that we are really into Ryan Hailey lore.

[@thatkidfrankieC]

yesss like finally, this man has stories for centuries

[@SuspiciousKoala]

We need a full compilation of the entire Book of Ryan.

[@mundial200]

And Jon Holland is the Ryan lore historian 🙌

[@Micktrex]

That bit with Charlotte googling about "gun dogs" had me dying.

[@sssenseiii]

It happened in Florida.

[@davidday9967]

It was beautiful 😂

[@bountoj]

"can a dog get a cat pregnant" appearing first than "can a dog get covid" is truly amazing and a testament to how far we go to find answers.

[@ISavant]

Charlotte's midreel "conspiracy movie montage" was fucking genius.

[@canyouplease]

Literally made me tear up

[@ISavant]

@@canyouplease i want to see more and more random conspiracy montages from charlotte until she has the its always funny conspiracy board and is just slowly going insane editing

[@quesoazul9]

Happened in Florida?

[@loreaver3882]

stay woke

[@christimson6233]

Yeah the editing on this video is amazing .

[@jdawgthethingod3212]

"They give me the props! That's half my wardrobe!" -Ryan Hailey, 2021

[@alfredopasta218]

You do realize that this means.......he also circulates the dragon costume as part of his wardrobe

[@FlyasaDiamond]

This is giving me old school Funhaus vibes, and I dig it

[@cman011]

you stole the words right out of my face

[@thewokeagenda]

RIGHT shit had me laughing constantly

[@thewokeagenda]

old school but modern a lil 😤😤

[@firstpersonplural]

people writing FH off because the energy was muted by not being in the office never knew what they were talking about, get em all back together and the magic is instantly there

[@XDieKillDieX]

@@firstpersonplural But doesn't that just prove them right?

[@SterlingHarrison]

Oh god the Paul Rudd joke that never mentions Paul Rudd is perfect.

[@ST0RMTROOP3R]

Yes! I was going to call out the Mac and Me wheelchair joke haha

[@markdotinc8371]

The spirit of Conan lives on

[@milesharbord9339]

Did you see the Conan farewell? Perfection.

[@chadross]

@@milesharbord9339 TBS won't let me watch his shit in my slum of Canada, and I'm dying to see the final Jordan Schlansky interaction

[@markdotinc8371]

@@milesharbord9339 outstanding, and I've been on a Conan binge ever since

[@ChrisBalon]

HOW did Ryan's perfect response of "at least 24 ounces" to "how tall do you have to be to be a tall boy?" not get a bigger laugh?

[@1234Quade]

I came to the comment section to see if everybody was ignoring that awesome joke.

[@Miki90Mar]

The first rule of Tall Boys Club is don't talk about the weather. We don't accept shortcomings

[@justinhartling3497]

Please, create a new series called "The Book of Ryan"

[@garyking1986]

8:23 “The problem is you didn’t lick from my fork after drinking the water” *“What does it take to change the essence of a man?”* Best part of the video

[@LimitedHandles]

Ryan's life is like some weird Southern Seinfeld episode that mostly focuses on some sort of Southern Kramer.

[@thesestrangerslikeme]

Oh my GOD Charlotte you are such an amazing editor, this episode was unlike any other I swear

[@seanmarkovich7563]

Is this charlottes alternate account? Lol jk

[@UrsusDerpus]

Mando only vaguely knowing who Brendan Fraser is aged me like 40 years, and I’m only a year older than him

[@JormungandrTheWorldSerpent]

I’m the same age as him and I grew up with the mummy movies. How does he not know Brenden Fraser

[@indys1667]

I have no idea how old he is, but I'm almost certainly younger and I've got an unhealthy amount of Mummy merch scattered across my room

[@bearded_snorlax]

Armando's lack of pop culture knowledge is a goldmine of possible entertainment. I hope someone educates him on Lawnmower Man.

[@qwellen7521]

Stop taking about lawnmower man.

[@thew0rdsmyth]

And CATS and Morbius.

[@samcolton943]

@@qwellen7521 and Tron, while we're on the subject

[@UrsusDerpus]

Ryan’s greatest enemy is any couch ever

[@kineticcosmos4266]

Elyse’s fainting suggestion proves she and James have been comparing notes. What a good couple.

[@zaidabraham7310]

Don't be weird. You don't know these people.

[@blablablacksheep4]

@@zaidabraham7310 When James says best way to excuse yourself when you've shit your pants while at the gym, is to pretend to pass out. Elyse's solution is quite similar.

[@alishadesindoyu6785]

Elyse dying on the inside when Mondo said he hadn't watched any of the Mummy's 😂

[@V2Blast]

*Mando

[@BenAstridge]

Charlotte’s sense of humour and editing is perfect.

[@druklimack2111]

The book of Ryan? I'd buy that book, definitely has best seller potential

[@CommissionerManu]

Finally, Ryan’s lore getting the respect it deserves with that intro! … also, please make that into a real book

[@rays5163]

5:30 james and elyse seem to have similar techniques for escaping embarassing siruations.

[@Miki90Mar]

The bleeding hand story is one of the reasons Ryan's nickname is Red State

[@thebackup2121]

It wasn't the first, and it won't be the last... 🤠

[@Twofix]

Red Seat Ryan.

[@darkphq]

At first it was Red Stain Ryan. But over the years it slowly changed

[@ArifRWinandar]

Red states wasn't originally red...

[@Sumblueguy41]

What it is about Ryan defiling couches in some way?🤣

[@Kr0niKler5]

Charlotte is quickly becoming one of my favorite funhaus members. Her humor hits me hard, i love it.

[@hamder]

It tickles my fancy to no end, that funhaus has started gathering the lore of Ryan in a book, a Ryanillion if you will.

[@khajiithadwares2263]

I have faith that is called "The Rya'an"

[@tastysandwhich]

Armando looks like a normal sized person sitting like 5 feet in front of Elyse like they're doing some Lord of the Rings style forced perspective tricks.

[@FatMarlonBrando]

Okay Charlotte this is the best edit I've seen in so long, thank you for blessing me with this video on my birthday

[@CraneStone]

Hey happy birthday Brando, I'd say I'm a fan but i'm not. How is the superman of Havana doing?

[@casualpotato44]

7:32 great Mac and Me/Conan reference. Funhaus on a roll lately. Returning to the office is a return to form. The quality of the recent videos are top notch.

[@saskscott26]

The Charlotte bits had me dying!

[@ethanhawkman]

So I kinda dropped off Funhaus for a while to let them kinda ... rebuild ... I guess. I've been dipping in and out and I have to say, if this is the new 'A' team then I am all the way bought back in. This was one of the best videos I've seen come out of this channel for a while (obviously just my opinion!). That was great so please keep these guys together! Also, if anyone knows any videos where this crew is together then let me know!

[@lordofthedrums93]

The montage of Charlotte looking up dogs with guns was some next level stuff.

[@TheNefariousPenguin]

this was hysterical from start to finish, ya'll are killing it

[@ness4501]

The dogs bit with Charlotte was hilarious 😂

[@DrAiPatch]

There is like 3 mins of gameplay in this video...... This is the Funhaus I know and love!

[@Andrew-bh5bw]

Fantastic editing on this one Charlotte!

[@Dylan-xt7ki]

I took a sip of tea just as Elyse came up with her arse blood ruse and very nearly died

[@BingoClamshell]

Just in general, I'm glad to see a lot of people be positive in the comments... I know it's not the same people, I still love Bruce and Law, too... but this new crew CAN BRING IT!

[@MainGoldDragon]

Patrick: One time I needed money so I donated plasma.... Elyse ok that's enough out of you

[@emeyerls12]

0:38 "That's half my wardrobe" Never change Ryan :D

[@gwynthehunter]

Channels coming into its own again for sure :) glad to have stuck through covid

[@konversion]

Patrick's reaction to punching the camel 3:52 tickled my funny bone WAY more than it should have.

[@skippster86]

Charlotte frantically googling dogs and guns was the best part

[@Flashjackmak]

(7:31) Was that a friggin' Mac & Me reference? Very nice work there, editor.

[@fakebobbyhill296]

Me 6’3”: *Cries “tall bois, tall bois”

[@Bjhorn279]

Elyse's reaction to Mando not seeing The Mummy is too good

[@BingoClamshell]

How and why did Godsmack (this and PoP) and Limp Bizkit / Fred Durst (Like 4 or 5) get into so many video games? What a weird time

[@Cdeaton56212]

That Mac and me scene oh god nostalgia lol

[@FunkDestroyer]

Great to hear Elyse singing Seether for less than 2 seconds! Carry on!

[@MrIceio]

I see Elyse is learning from James' "What to do when you shit yourself in the gym"

[@Movemeister]

I feel like the Tall Boys Club would be like the Street Countdown underground society in that one episode of the IT Crowd.

[@TheOwlslayer]

The gun dog segment was perfect.

[@Garth45100]

Woah! Armando with the good Steven Seagal impression 😂

[@milesharbord9339]

Patrick and Armando are exceptionally funny in this.

[@controversial8109]

Loved the editing on this video 🤣❤️

[@alexsitar1453]

Ryan’s tall boy joke was under appreciated

[@serafimjones]

Im really glad the Tall Boys Club req is 6'4" and not 6'5" because I was legitimately stressed that Rhett could be in the TBC and not Link. Then I remembered... it doesn't actually exist.

[@CHC4]

love it when Charlotte edits, always a laugh, keep it up, girl

[@ColinFilm]

The edit on this video was pure gold. Outstanding job, Charlotte!

[@LookSquirrel]

11:11 Spying eyes as you look in your DM's haha

[@MainGoldDragon]

Oh My God !!! That Charlotte bit fucking killed me !

[@sharonwong5688]

Charlotte going into a deep dive for 'gun dog' broke me.

[@blindguin]

Why does every movie clip I ever see turn into Mac and Me??

[@SindreBreil]

Elyse, that would be the song Broken by the band Seether. Not that she's ever gone see this comment.

[@ijust96]

Elyse's confusion by Armando not knowing Brendan Fraser was in The Mummy is gold lol

[@In_Kline]

Lore... from the book of THE Ryan.

[@xBurningxUndeadx]

The lore segment captured my attention like a 5 year old hearing a story from his teacher for the first time. The room fell silent as my focus transcended to the world of "The Ryan"

[@lordofthedrums93]

“JFK said that?” - died.

[@JB-fp3fb]

I like how Patrick's deliberate joke was closer to being true than Steven Segal's opinion of himself. I don't know about either of their musical abilities, but JFK could write and actually was kind of sex symbol (still is 'cause of dying young(?)).

[@johnmuzak]

Charlotte going through an existential crisis about guns and dogs had me dying.

[@kylek9684]

As if Ryan called out Ryan's World Ryan lmao 🤣😂

[@victorecheverria8213]

I missed the cuts to editor from Ryan's earlier videos. Bringin it back!

[@unitedfools3493]

Somehow? Literally every video game movie tie in is worse than the movie. Except Goldeneye 64.

[@zenihilist]

Wait.......what's Patrick's story about donating plasma?

[@V2Blast]

The world may never know.

[@ES50678]

lmao Elyse stealing Jame's "If i shit myself, i'll pretend to pass out" bit

[@yomega69]

5:46 this is basically a Tim Robinson sketch lol genius Elyse

[@Imwritingthisnotefrombeyondthe]

I love Charlotte's edit so much.

[@thecarfan4468]

@mclotta do you know the title of the music that is used throughout this gameplay? I would love to listen to it !

[@l0mad642]

As a 6'8 guy I support the LA tallboi chapter.

[@rjbuckers]

the scorpion king cameo in the mummy is rubbish but the actual scorpion king movie is pretty solid. Its got buff wrestlin' dudes and hot witchy babes wearing extended loin cloths, whats not to like? Volkor would definitely approve.

[@indys1667]

I'm legit OBSESSED with the mummy so I'm glad Elyse was there to react appropriately to Mando

[@blimpvapor]

Hearing Elyse rework James advice about pretending to faint if you shit yourself at the gym is so amazing

[@brushedaluminum]

I could listen to The Ryan tell stories about his life for hours.

[@HalosPrime]

Omg they Paul Rudded us, now I know what Conan feels like.

[@calgeemt2802]

Amazing editing this episode

[@markmoa1058]

"You gotta rub some ketchup to your balloon nut" Add it to the next best of Elyse video.

[@thebackup2121]

Show idea: A member of Funhaus sets in-game challenges to viewers, for the chance to win Funhaus merch (both classic and the swank new Rick and Morty stuuuuff). Basically I'm already broke but I want more stuff

[@GotGaMeR]

I still have the same reaction as Ryan to the Rock in movies...

[@MrFour4th]

5:33 Elyse is teaching Ryan Jame's way

[@IronicShenaniganz]

This is my first time seeing Armando on any FH content and man he killed. His stuff in particular slayed me

[@skelibopeli6765]

As a tall person I'm TIRED of grabbing stuff off the top shelf for those shorter. Unless shorter folks wanna scurry under stuff to fetch things when i ask, i ain't willing to participate in your sick exploitation of those born/cursed with such long bone structures! Tall people, rise above and not just in the literal sense, let's strive for a world where tall and not so tall folks live in harmony! A world where NO item is out of our reach!

[@ISavant]

as an average height guy who can get things off both the highest and lowest shelves with ease LMao

[@foureyedewok]

Jesus, I almost choked on my breakfast watching the dog/gun skit and seeing Mr. Incredibles face. A+

[@nii_amart]

Laughed way too hard at 'Happened in Florida?'

[@Balloon410]

Things really escalated after the camel came into the picture.

[@360zm4]

16 ounces = tall boy - 24 ounces = man can.

[@vortex_master]

We are all Elyse in this episode.

[@ChrisMustard]

This is good content, this is old funhaus, I LIKE!!

[@blithen]

"They give me the props afterwards, that's half my wardrobe" Ryan my man... I dunno how to break this to you ... but that's straight up theft hahaahha