The Secret Life Genie! - Secret Life #7

Today I'm the server Genie and I grant wishes! Sort of...
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Back with SECRET LIFE!
3 Lives. 30 hearts per life, but NO REGEN.
We complete secret tasks to regain health!
Grian: / @grian
Smallishbeans: / @smallishbeans
Smajor1995: / @dangthatsalongname
bigbst4tz2: / @bigbst4tz22
Etho: / @ethoslab
BdoubleO100: / @bdoubleo
PearlescentMoon: / @pearlescentmoon
InTheLittleWood: / @martyn
GoodTimeWithScar: / @goodtimeswithscar
impulseSV: / @impulsesv
Tango: / @tangoteklp
ZombieCleo: / @zombiecleo
SolidarityGaming: / @solidaritygaming
Skizzleman: / @mcskizzleman
Geminitay: / @geminitaymc
Mumbo Jumbo: / @thatmumbojumbo
LDShadowLady: / @ldshadowlady
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[@pixllo]

Crazy how you adopted the south african accent in merely a week, imitating RenDog to perfection, only to revert back one week later. And to think some people believed it was Ren...

[@Piggus_Porkus]

Tango’s voice acting is improving!

[@laartje24]

Those African sausages have some strong side effects

[@Pip_Bear]

Huh? He was just ill...

[@thenopequeen]

I'm glad he recovered from his case of sausage throat

[@Sohcahtoa14]

yeah. Didnt know that sausages gave amnesia colds now, unfortunate.

[@mikomlette2186]

i think you did succeed your task. Grian's wish: "take care of" Etho's dishwasher, and you killed it Scott's wish: get a job to do and get paid, you gave him a job but you never paid him Pearl's wish: have Joel not die this session, he died

[@ksdragona_5583]

Oh, he "took care of" Etho's Dishwasher alright. 😜

[@honkman29]

Sadly all zombies/boogeymen auto failed all their tasks unless they claimed them before turning

[@WilBgames]

they didnt autofail, they just had their tasks replaced@@honkman29

[@ImaginaryMdA]

You're right. He would've succeeded if he didn't turn into a zombie.

[@katies.2604]

Joel was also technically "yellow" at the end in the sense that the hoodie on his skin is yellow

[@qlimaxmito]

For Etho's wish you could have placed a single white wool block at his base and claim the size and distance from Earth was to scale. :)

[@InfernaFiresword]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that Tango got killed, respawned, almost immediately heard an incoming Warden, and went straight into Warden-herding with Etho and Pearl? Hoping that the Heart Foundation can put that Warden spawner to good use next session :)

[@timwoods2852]

It was _you!_ You sliceificated Etho's Dishwasher! 😂 And here everybody was convinced that Scar did it! 😂😂 GG on lasting so long through the Gempocalips.

[@kylemohs8728]

Jokes aside Tango didn't handle himself *terribly* before his second death considering how outnumbered he was, he couldn't run away so he headed towards the center of the swarm and in doing so got several good hits and made it difficult for the Boogey Squad to hit him without also hitting each other.

[@thewritingsquid]

"Admiring my PVP skills" Honestly I thought you did pretty well considering you had to deal with so many of them! Solid crits on Gem there.

[@KarahKat]

I agree! TANGO THE PvP GOD

[@KillerBees]

Task Idea: “[Another player] has a list of mini-tasks for you to complete throughout the session. You must complete at least five of them before the end of the session. Yellow lives can not guess this task.” The plot twist is that the “task-giver” does not have a list of tasks. Their book reads: “[Another player] thinks that you have a list of mini-tasks to give them. You must make up the tasks whenever they ask. If at any point they guess that you are making up the tasks, you fail.”

[@anna-gt2mu]

Eareaeareaeareaeareaeareaeareacool.era

[@masinhunt9500]

I like this idea a lot

[@ibrahimali3192]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

[@carla05cw]

This ^^^^^

[@colindoyle4370]

Funny thing is Tango did a better job in PVP than he ever has, he put up a good fight

[@zsomborszigeti6797]

Wdym, last session he was great against the wither with his sausage voice.

[@user-mr8gp4ny6i]

Why did he stay and fight tho? He could have avoided dieing to freaking scar and instead to fall damage he would still have been infected if it said trying to escape X but still I would find it a better death than to scar.

[@zsomborszigeti6797]

@@user-mr8gp4ny6i who cares who he dies to? Also Scar is actually good at pvp, certainly much better than Tango

[@maurisauceda8388]

​@zsomborszigeti6797 in certain types of pvp, but in 1v1, no armor, no enchants, he'll probably lose. also, scar has plot armor

[@zsomborszigeti6797]

@@maurisauceda8388 not to Tango

[@cherrypuddles]

Task Idea: You are now horribly afraid of the dark. You must avoid darkness as much as possible, (avoid caves, stay indoors during night, ect...). If for whatever reason, you find yourself in a dimly lit area, you most begin placing an extreme amount of light sources.

[@licktherock]

That would be fun if it happened at the same time as scars light destroying task a few sessions back

[@LazyVaderYT]

The fact that you stood that long versus Gem and two others is a testament to your PVP skills

[@DraftRG]

Honestly, despite what you said about your pvp prowess during your escape, you defended yourself quite well for being outnumbered without much resources

[@wren3461]

Honestly the PVP was actually pretty good. Tango was just swarmed by like 5 people. He got some good hits on Gem before he was surrounded.

[@Sodapop_megatron]

I’ll never get tired of how happy y’all sound playing together

[@ImaginaryMdA]

You're so right! That's really the magic of the Life series.

[@sonny1524]

Yeah

[@CoraBorealis]

Task idea: you have amnesia. You no longer remember who your allies are. You must choose another team and insert yourself into their base and group for the episode as if you've been there with them from the beginning.

[@00Buck]

If they ask why youve joined them you must find a new group

[@HarmonyMoonbeam024]

Oooh, that's an interesting one! I'd honestly love to see how that'd play out :D

[@Revenpsix2]

FYI classic genie (what your task is actually asked you to do) WAS NOT benevolent. It always granted your wish, but in a way where you wished you never actually wished for anything. For example, you wish for you father's heart problem to get better. Wish granted - your father heart problem is gone, but your mother is dead, her heart beating in your father's chest. Etc. This was actually an eastern cautionary tale to be careful for what you wish for.

[@emmalinearcher6944]

Yeah I was going to see if he realized it at all. For Joel's wish for 4 ancient debris he should have said sure and given him 4 random items or mobs named ancient debris or something like that.

[@wave1090]

For Smajor's wish, he could've given him the job of mining diamonds for him. Thus granting the wish of getting a job in exchange for a diamond salary.

[@hyliangaming8942]

I was thinking that for the wish "kill Etho's horse" he could've just renamed a cow to "Etho's horse" and that way it would say in chat "Etho's horse was slain by Tango" wish granted.

[@user-semenar]

@@hyliangaming8942 Also, the wish specified it to be a black horse, and there was also a white one there.

[@LathosZan]

For some reason, I've always had this habit of doing like a.... thought exercise? when I really want something wherein I obsess over how I would wish for it to a genie in such a way that I will get everything I want from it and leave no room for the genie to screw me over. I have no idea why I do this.... maybe it has to do with me being neurodivergent and always having to over-explain myself to make sure others understand me?

[@chompygator3083]

Tango's pvp skills were so on point that for a second there, I thought he was False Symmetry!

[@vojeurist]

Shoulda given Scott the job of mining for diamonds. It's the perfect genie half-wish

[@morealias]

"Your job is to mine up 6 diamonds and bring them to me and then I'll pay 3 diamonds..." would have been hilarious!

[@morganjacquin5602]

Task Idea: You have to switch roles with another player for the entire session. You join their group, act like them, etc. They do the same for you. To call you out, a yellow must know exactly who you've switched with.

[@Alyssaforsyth-zi8ym]

THIS IS SO GOOD!!

[@telekinesys7025]

So if they do a good job, a yellow has the easiest time finding out their task

[@Nanda_Khant]

Bro, they said stop these task ideas...

[@BLACKxLISTED]

I had the same suggestion last session!!!!! I hope they do it

[@Emailminecraft]

That is really easy to fail

[@duncanmac1313]

I know tango was joking about his PVP but in this episode it was a lot better then usual. So nice job!

[@sirarcher777]

Honestly tango did incredible fighting 3 enemies at once he landed a lot of good hits. (Ik he said asmire his incredible pvp but it was actually great)

[@odinandapache]

the tango squeals have been masterful this episode

[@rachelkubacki1642]

Classic Tango revenge tale. Someone burns down his base and then he goes and plays with wardens. Classic.

[@simpli_histori]

this episode is wild to watch from all the perspectives, keep it up tango. also loving the decked out streams!

[@ryanb509]

Personally I would've told Peal that her Decked Out shards would be delivered on December 10th. Shipping delays due to Christmas you know.

[@ibrahimali3192]

yeap

[@AJ-Palermo]

Ask her for diamonds, shipping to Australia is expensive

[@Liv-bf3wk]

I’m so excited to see how many times Gem says your name.

[@anna-gt2mu]

A

[@Kermitted1]

B

[@Ajlez]

I forgot to listen for that LOL! But I feel like... it was too hectic to be paying much attention... (plus he already knew what he had to do and assumed that's what she had to say?)

[@MustacheKat16]

10:29 I love how blunt joel is

[@elizabethaenne]

Task idea: You're afraid of direct sunlight. Don't go anywhere without a roof for the next hour.

[@ibrahimali3192]

so zombies again?

[@levchenkodarya]

14:20 - Scar: I'm going to trade with Joel his wife's spine. Everyone: Oh my God! Tango: Yeah, typical Scar behaviour, nothing new

[@lolli_popples]

Zombies; thinking they killed Cleo: We just gotta get Grian right? Scott: Baby I’m not here, I’m just a hallucination-

[@flarezyflarez]

I can't wait to watch grian's reaction to Etho's Dishwahers.

[@JosepiThe13th]

Poor Etho's horse :( If it were me, I would've gotten a nametag, named one of the cows "Etho's Horse", and then killed it instead XD

[@glassesface6544]

scar’s “i think you’re safe” tho 😂

[@elizabethaenne]

Task idea: You're afraid of the indoors. Don't be anywhere with blocks above your head. This includes people's bases, gates & entryways, nether portals, etc.

[@jwhitely7]

Wolf farm was such a fantastic idea

[@EliteEpicGamerz]

Tango was talking like he did bad during that fight. That was actually one of the most impressive fights in the entire life series tbh. I was so sure he was gonna actually kill gem

[@eol251]

Wow that three seconds darkness really fits the series well. So inspirational Tango

[@o2bnparadise]

I don't care whose pov it is, every time Joel says he has a plan I have to skip back and rewatch it half a dozen times because it's the funniest reference ever.

[@AnimilesYT]

I think the book should've included the line "use your own judgement whether the wish is granted or not". I've often noticed that people ask a lot for confirmation if they've done the thing, and a task that requires something to be done incorrectly will likely end up in a fail when asked for this confirmation

[@starterjam2201]

"i dont have a bow!" Hmm. I wonder why Tango.. I WONDER WHY

[@trash__queen]

I TURNED MY BOW INTO A DISPENSER

[@DahliaInPurple]

Absolutely zero sarcasm, on a difficult battlefield with a gear disadvantage you survived a fight against 3 players for a really long time! That was a really hard fight, and you did great!

[@voltsiano116]

"Y'know, I think we should chnage the heart to black next session." Scar: "Allow me to introduce myself."

[@tejotemku]

Task idea: floor is lava - you can now move/stand only on player-placed blocks

[@SparrowNR]

There is something so epic about two of the best Decked Out players teaming up with the Dungeon Master himself to make the Wardens their attack dogs. XD

[@infinitedonuts]

Man this series has been popping off since the last two episodes.

[@trash__queen]

Suggestion for a task: you are engaged in a game of King of the Hill with the entire server. The last player alive, with everyone else being permanently gone, wins. All of the fighting must take place above y level 65. Good luck.

[@faeriehearthwitch6185]

"Wishception" Love it! The dog. I was not expecting that! Of course, neither were you!! This series just brings so much happiness to my day!!

[@Ligands23]

You should totally give Pearl a couple pieces of ice renamed to "Frozen Shard" (on this server)

[@core18godzilla64]

Big B - Tango can you hit me! I need to get down to Six and a Half Heart! Tango - OK! Big B Wolf 🐺- You hit my master! So, You choose Death! Tango was Slain by Big B Wolf! 🐺

[@Metoran]

now i NEED to watch Aladin again... thank you.

[@Tiggs153]

Legit good PvP skills! And I think you were the fastest to identify the warden sounds, lol

[@LunealSky]

Task idea: You must throw a party for another player. There must be at least 3 other players there. The person the party is being thrown for is not required to be at the party.

[@MoxTheWalrus]

"did you have one of your children put this together" omg i died

[@ItBeMinty]

And its time for the best part of the week again

[@catminttcgu207]

Actually Tango, you did pretty well at pvping the zombie horde by yourself! You got some BIG hits on Gem. (Apart from the spam clicking at the end)

[@Nathan-qc4gz]

Red task suggestions: -do damage to someone in the air -sniper mode, do damage to someone from more than 10 blocks away -air support, damage someone from at least 10 blocks above them -close range, shoot 2 people with a bow from less than 15 blocks away within 15 seconds -slow and steady, do damage to someone being slowed(ie cobweb, honey block, potion, water, lava) -do an mlg water bucket clutch (4 blocks or higher) and then damage someone

[@cammurray4648]

brilliant play with the wolf spawner

[@hellshing4866]

It kills me that Tango died because of the End bug when it'd have been fixed normally had BigB mentioned it to Grian lmao

[@Taracinablue]

Grian: There's a zombie apocalypse; come into the safety of the bunker Heart Foundation: Yeah, but what about revenge?

[@Mikemk_]

Task suggestion: [Original Task recipient only] Start a server religion or pyramid scheme. [All recipients] You must convince 2 other players to join your religion/scheme. If they join, this task replaces their previous task. You may share a copy of the Holy Text/Business Ledger (this book) with converts. You may not convert players who have already been converted.

[@Nixie172]

Tango screaming... when he got caught on fire... oh my good lord im crying RN🔥🤣

[@LiamDennehy]

Giving Scott the leggings for his wish would technically have failed since asked for diamonds. Even though he said he want leggings, it's not what the wish specified...

[@mrdzin1209]

LOL when Joel wish for 4 ancient debris, you can just take him to the Nether and said "There's your ancient debris, I put them down there, just go and grab it 😂"

[@green-legacy]

that back move from impulse 😂😂😂

[@eramferguson1701]

Task Idea: Your role is a snake oil salesman to sway or guilt trip someone to purchase your goods (of your choice) at a outlandish price and tarnish trader Scars reputation

[@capgamer1454]

Task idea: create a Redstone contraption that does anything you want. Must include at least three different Redstone elements. And get someone else to activate it without asking them.

[@shelle6]

theres not even a finished rectangle on the floor tango: "you're building towers and stuff"

[@HeyKevinYT]

17:44 Etho's dishwasher hopping and bumping its head was so cute for some reason

[@protocol6]

Nice editing. I couldn't tell at all that Bdubs was screaming bloody murder as you rustled his horse.

[@blindmanflamingfishdafeesh]

Secret Task Suggestion: "Figure out another player's task and complete it before they do"

[@theAstarrr]

Still so confused how they allowed that at 23:35 (fixing BigB's heart glitch where he got extra hearts / Tango dies and that isn't undone) So sad for Tango!

[@RobinDsArt]

Task ideas, (red) any amt of damage using only chicken eggs or snowballs damage. (Regular) You may not touch water for 30 minutes. This includes water buckets.

[@SgtNinjaXII]

I haven't laughed so hard at a thumbnail in a while! I love your videos and the life series.

[@GTron13]

Task idea for Tango now that he's red: (I made this a few episodes ago) “Torchy’s Revenge! You must deal 5 hearts of damage to another player while holding your not-so-imaginary friend.”

[@TWebb3-yr6ff]

Honestly one of my favorite life series episodes out of all the seasons! So good!

[@jo_de_pro1973]

task idea: you must act like you are trying to help others but you must do this in the worst way possible and that means that you arent actually helping you may even deal damage if you are called out even once you lose you succeed if you do this for the entire session or if you poorly helped every player still alive (even reds)

[@DeepfriedBeans4492]

Secret task suggestion: You cannot move left or right for the first half of the session (unbinding a and d is advised)

[@tigerlily6968]

grian had a amazing hiding spot while you were all running around looking for people he was watching you all

[@Prince-vu4nf]

I am beholden to your PVP skills!! You put up a great fight!

[@JessScreams]

Glad you’re feeling better this week, Tango!

[@mofonilly]

Tango should of giving Scott the job of mining diamonds lol

[@Melina-the-Cat]

Task suggestion: You know the task of another player and have to try make them fail (calling them out or telling others is not allowed) If they fail, you succeed, if they succeed, you fail.

[@anna-gt2mu]

A

[@Despair331]

B

[@thoughtfulalien9866]

To think that the entire heart foundation turned red in a single day

[@InfernaFiresword]

They’re all unhinged and Tango now knows about the Warden spawner. I expect glorious chaos next session, and I’m hoping for a Heart Foundation victory. :)

[@selinesbeau]

I am marveling at your massive pvp skills and treasuries the skills I just watched unfold.

[@speedyjustice4u]

From a dungeon master to a genie, such a refreshing change

[@rocketboysmc]

Task idea build a metro system it must go to every base And have a central station.But must go to a random base. convince at least 2 players to use the metro and not question the destination. You must not mention or hint to the fact that it is random.

[@AnimilesYT]

Everytime someone said "I wish" I thought it was going to turn into something like "I wish for life" or "I wish for knowledge" or "I wish to see the ghost" xD

[@SegundoArmendariz]

Felt a bit "lots of the flies" at the end there. 😂

[@Novacreeper231]

I love how Martin isnt even really trying to kill people and just being an intimidating menace XD

[@qwert8134]

Tango honestly wasn’t to bad in PvP. He got a few hits on Gem, Skizz, and Scar. He isn’t the worst

[@core18godzilla64]

Scar - 🔥🔥💖🔥🔥 Cleo - 👀💦 Skizzle, Tango and Big B - What the? Do you hear Fire? Skizzle - SCARFACE! Scar - 🔥Burn, Burn, Burn the Heart of Fire!🔥

[@randydavis5014]

So glad to have you back

[@ronanh.9261]

#suggestions. A player gets the task: "Someone is tasked to kill you and someone is tasked to save you from them. Find out who they are and survive the session." Someone else gets the task: "Kill x, someone is trying to defend them from you" Someone else gets the task: " someone is trying to kill x, protect them from their killer in any way possible "

[@bunta3434]

Great episode mate and that was some amazing PvP

[@Stellar-SystemCreates]

#Suggestions Secret task idea: Help a yellow life successfully guess another player's task. If they guess your task it is considered à pass not a fail.

[@Rychleji]

Not even triple redundancy saved the system

[@arthurmalavasic6788]

Your PVP skills are incredible. I have never seen skills so massive.

[@cobaltlance18]

Watching this after Grians I GASPED when you cut Ethos Dishwasher in half. You caused that poor guy so muc stress 😂

[@sinner2084]

Grian thought Scar diced up Etho's Dishwasher but it was Tango all along.

[@Praecantetia]

Task idea: cover the river with cobblestone by lavacasting it